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SCREWED!
"Before you screw anything, let me tell you all this; it is
out of the love and sexperience of the ancients and of all those
who have studied the posts of the screwed. When one becomes such,
there comes with the change the curse of individuality; one cannot
follow, but must go on age after age adding new topics and
mutiplying the irony of the world; for all that laugh from the
posting of the screwed become themselves screwed, and prey upon their
former selves. And so the circle goes on like the ripples
from a corpse thrown in a forgotten lake."
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contact terry, ratthing, or CotC if need be
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1 98 Greetings and salivations! (wer)
2 81 huh? (wer)
3 43 Screw Screw Screw! (riette)
4 120 If you don't like it, yell at the hosts! (wer)
5 72 Riette: Queen Goddess of Screwed (ratthing)
6 39 What does Riette like? (ratthing)
7 29 ratthing's favorite sandwich fillings (KitchenManager)
8 12 riette's love panties ERRRRRRRRR patties... (ratthing)
9 36 I want more!!! (KitchenManager)
10 22 Terry's Tantalizing Tool! (ratthing)
11 39 No screwples please! (riette)
12 20 Why is there a condom flying across my screen? (riette)
13 66 The Screwed Couch (ratthing)
14 40 Screwed welcomes (ratthing)
15 8 Ray Lopez - most screwable scientist on the web! (riette)
17 24 help terry find a new wife (ratthing)
18 906 screwed's first 5-word story (ratthing)
19 1999 Word Association (ratthing)
20 81 alt.religion.barfing-yak (CotC)
21 32 The World Will End Tomorrow (CotC)
22 67 The World Will End Tomorrow (CotC)
23 52 What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow? (ratthing)
24 53 so what's with CotC? (ratthing)
25 73 screwed welcomes (stacey)! (ratthing)
26 133 Female Ejaculate (ratthing)
27 41 Screwed's 27th Topic (ratthing)
28 45 screwed up websites (ratthing)
30 63 who is wer? (ratthing)
32 10 all the reasons why ratthing is a useful piece of shit (ratthing)
33 47 Flatter here (ratthing)
34 13 And how were you Screwed today? (KitchenManager)
35 6 Let's get you naked!!! (ratthing)
36 14 the Edgy and Cool topic (ratthing)
37 5 Terry's Art Language (riette)
38 21 wer's head: is it safe? (ratthing)
39 14 screwed welcomes isis (ratthing)
40 15 celebrate screwed's 40th topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ratthing)
41 17 We're screwed because . . . (terry)
42 56 Screwed Support Area for New Users (ratthing)
43 43 Physical Unattractiveness: who is the ugliest muthafucka here? (ratthing)
44 42 Since ratthing lost weight his _____ looks really nice. (ratthing)
45 12 Shaft! (ratthing)
46 13 Can you dig it? (ratthing)
47 12 Right on! (ratthing)
48 64 yet another topic to mock riette (ratthing)
49 6 Riėtte (note correct spelling) is a junky (riette)
50 30 Bitches are Hustlers Too (ratthing)
51 41 50 TOPICS!!!!!!! (ratthing)
52 8 topics for the sake of topics? YES! (ratthing)
53 68 the inner sanctum of wer (ratthing)
54 14 which is better for sucking? (wer)
55 84 whose pubic hair would you like to find in your food? (wer)
56 47 cake was invented (wer)
57 9 lizards & rubber bands (wer)
58 42 The Screwed Spring for Dummies, 2nd Edition (wer)
59 24 all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts (wer)
60 5 eyes in your thighs (wer)
61 31 The Moot Topic (wer)
62 120 Absolute Nonsense Conversations (Afor)
63 71 jihad (KitchenManager)
64 10 re: head (terry)
65 17 Should the Spring air the Clinton videotape in it's entireity? (terry)
66 11 spank here! (ratthing)
67 73 get screwed on your birthday! (KitchenManager)
68 51 in the head (KitchenManager)
69 9 and sixty-nined! (KitchenManager)
70 14 The Fabulous Market Blob (ratthing)
71 6 Screwed Eggs and Ham (KitchenManager)
72 19 The Special Topic of Mistress Riette (ratthing)
73 65 Stacey's Very Own Topic!! (ratthing)
74 25 This topic (ratthing)
75 14 terry is very obviously ___________ (ratthing)
76 50 Ways for mikeg and riette to pay to come to America (ratthing)
77 10 is creating new topics a guy thing? (ratthing)
78 35 depress ratthing!!! (ratthing)
79 45 screwed dreams (ratthing)
81 1292 Word Disassociation (KitchenManager)
82 7 screwed welcomes toe-nail biters (KitchenManager)
83 6 'Riėtte's Receding Daggers (terry)
84 14 Riettes childhood, as told by Sonja (terry)
85 21 Sonja's childhood, as told by Riette (terry)
86 57 how do you serve good pork butt? (ratthing)
87 5 vacation destination: Swakopmund (KitchenManager)
88 6 Creating Topics Must Be A Guy Thing (CotC)
89 19 Dr. Atkins' New Screw Revolution (KitchenManager)
90 53 Ferret-Legging vs Crisco Twister (CotC)
91 50 Alert!!! (KitchenManager)
92 39 The world's sweetest lummoxlets (riette)
95 23 Ray Lopez: MAD CREATOR OF SCREW (riette)
96 30 Riette Walton: MAD SCREWER OF CREATION (ratthing)
97 34 I think i will... (ratthing)
98 29 ...create more topics... (ratthing)
99 6 ...that will help me snarf... (ratthing)
100 5 SCREWED'S 100TH TOPIC!!!!!! (ratthing)
101 29 the current position of screweducation (KitchenManager)
102 22 your current position during screw education (ratthing)
103 41 what's your favourite wekaness? (KitchenManager)
104 29 Topic drift in screwed (ratthing)
105 654 Word Association-Part Two (wolf)
109 14 Conference Business (ratthing)
110 43 Screwed Press Conference Room (ratthing)
111 28 How many... (KitchenManager)
112 20 Serving Respect (KitchenManager)
113 15 Formula for Authenticity (KitchenManager)
114 12 Compromising Positions (KitchenManager)
115 33 Creative Authentic (KitchenManager)
116 29 Too Screwed (KitchenManager)
117 20 Fine Screwed (KitchenManager)
118 49 Things you wanna watch someone eat with a knife and fork (KitchenManager)
119 23 Butchering the Human corpse for consumption (KitchenManager)
120 7 The Church of Euthanasia (wer)
121 56 the functionality of dust (wer)
122 13 The Screwed Bidet (wer)
123 19 the illegitimate father/brother of all screwed topics (wer)
124 40 Go ahead and enter this topic! (wer)
125 19 ukuzonda (wer)
126 19 the Screwed focus group (wer)
127 14 more eyes in your thighs (wer)
128 11 Quality Screw Developing (wer)
129 91 what's the worst way you'd like to watch someone die? (wer)
130 12 boils (wer)
131 31 Maggots (wer)
132 12 fine personal lubricants (wer)
133 26 why is there hair in my nose? (wer)
134 36 the worst testicular torture imaginable (wer)
135 39 Why Barney is a cross-eyed, pompous, pretentious little prick. (riette)
136 6 Why the teletubbies are a bunch of dumpy ar$ed, pompous little pricks. (riette)
137 11 the SCREWED Orgy! (ratthing)
138 83 ask the ALMIGHTY PASQUINA! (ratthing)
139 40 Peaches (KitchenManager)
140 44 Get questioned by the ALMIGHTY PASQUINA! (KitchenManager)
141 24 TheCrispyCrunchyTenderFlakyTopic (wer)
142 2 Service Entrance to the Rear (KitchenManager)
143 17 Planter's Salted Testicles! (ratthing)
144 22 Stapler? (wer)
145 29 Holy Moly!!! (ratthing)
147 6 Where's Egoboy? (KitchenManager)
148 31 Mother, I Want to Go to the Mountainside and (KitchenManager)
149 21 advanced masturbatory device (terry)
150 26 Chief Prophet (stacey)
151 146 Laughing Sky's Cloud (KitchenManager)
152 3 *SWAK* (KitchenManager)
153 18 ratthing's excuses for not creating any new topics in here recently (KitchenManager)
154 8 popcorn (KitchenManager)
155 3 Bolshevism and the ULC Inquisition (CotC)
156 46 Alex explains The Spring (KitchenManager)
157 28 The Spring explains Alexander (aschuth)
158 26 Behold The Power Of Cheese (KitchenManager)
159 23 STOP: DRIVE SIDEWAYS (KitchenManager)
160 18 Future Use of Possibly Sensitive Data (aschuth)
161 15 Monkeys and Large Breasts (ratthing)
162 74 dodging work by getting screwed (KitchenManager)
163 1066 screwed finally welcomes (MarciaH) (wer)
164 18 screwed even more belatedly welcomes (Gi)!!!!!!! (KitchenManager)
165 16 Make quoteable quotes here! (ratthing)
166 231 Ask Autumn (KitchenManager)
167 29 wer - the tantalizing troll (KitchenManager)
168 14 troll the tantalizing wer (ratthing)
169 238 <b>Screwed welcomes John Burnett</b> (MarciaH)
170 103 Smile drool, you're screwed (terry)
171 41 Please secure permission to use terry cloth products (terry)
172 15 What the f*ck is the deal with all the pop-ups? (CotC)
174 164 In HONOR of GEO-guys (MarciaH)
175 8 Sports Screw-ups (MarciaH)
176 1179 Word Association Yet Again (terry)
177 84 (Austin) Band Name Ideas (paula)
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