Topic 36 of 88: FOOD FIGHT!
Tue, Oct 20, 1998 (23:06) |
Host (KitchenManager)
Got a problem? Well, then, take it in this here
easy to clean topic. Name a target and a food
choice and let the fun begin! Or not...
93 responses total.
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 1 of 93: Sonja Smith (sonja) * Wed, Oct 21, 1998 (10:43) * 3 lines
My problem is this:
FIGHT FOOD!
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Response 2 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Oct 22, 1998 (03:11) * 3 lines
Oh he££, I'll just start by hurling a stuffed chicken at my sister!
*WHACK!*
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Response 3 of 93: Sonja Smith (sonja) * Thu, Oct 22, 1998 (09:57) * 5 lines
HMMMM! Delicious.
Now, eat THIS!
*spitting watermelon pips in your ugly face!*
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Response 4 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Thu, Oct 22, 1998 (19:34) * 3 lines
licking them off,
but somehow forgetting to take the cake off the chair she
then sits down on
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Response 5 of 93: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Oct 22, 1998 (22:38) * 1 lines
Here's scrapple in your eye.
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Response 6 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Oct 23, 1998 (00:51) * 3 lines
Yaiks!
Eat bobotie, vegitarian!
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Response 7 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Oct 23, 1998 (00:52) * 1 lines
And what are you going to do about the cake I just sat on, Jim? Take into consideration the unpeeled prickly pears I'm holding under my unshaved armpit!
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Response 8 of 93: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Fri, Oct 23, 1998 (08:40) * 1 lines
Okay, what's bobotie? That's not some Namibian instant pizza crust, is it?
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Response 9 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Fri, Oct 23, 1998 (09:36) * 6 lines
No no, it's the perspiration from the sweat glands on the
boobs of a baboon. Quite tasty, I might add.
And believe me, I certainly did notice those prickly pears,
but you don't mind, do you?, if I just stick a plate of raspberry jam
on the end of your salute there, Riette, in your hand? Ok, here ya go...
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Response 10 of 93: Sonja Smith (sonja) * Fri, Oct 23, 1998 (10:20) * 4 lines
LOL LOL LOL!!!!
*crawling with laughter!*
Autumn, 'bobotie' is curried mince and raisins Boer dish.
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Response 11 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Oct 25, 1998 (01:10) * 4 lines
LOL!
What a visual!
Come here Jim - your hair needs combing. Just move over here to my jammy salute, and I'll fix it for you....
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Response 12 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Sun, Oct 25, 1998 (21:34) * 15 lines
Are you in your jammies, too, your pajamas?
Is this like a slumber party?
Oh, uh, Sonja, would you by any chance like a nice shampoo?
Really?
Over here, yeah, just lean your head back into this sink....I'll get the
water going nice and warm, work it through your hair.
And let's just work this shampoo in.....like this.....yeah.
And would you like this jam shampoo mixed with a little peanut butter?
No problem.
Look, we're redheads now.
Well, I guess you're kinda brownish red.....but still....I wouldn't change it
for anything, if I were you.
Halloween's just a few days away, so......y'know, try to keep it fresh.
Don't let anyone munch on you.
Unless....unless....unless....you really want them to.
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Response 13 of 93: Sonja Smith (sonja) * Tue, Oct 27, 1998 (05:14) * 4 lines
I'll just munch on myself - I love love love peanut butter.
*sucking my hair*
Now, let's replace your eyeballs with baby tomatoes. How cute you look! Now all we need is two raisins to stick up your nostril, an apple in your mouth, and there we go - you're ready to be served!
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Response 14 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Tue, Oct 27, 1998 (16:47) * 12 lines
Can I have my darn eyeballs back?
Thanks, those tomatoes were stinging my retinas pretty bad.
Been months since I've had an apple.
Here, now, I'll just put a finger to this open nostril, blow
real hard out the other, and voila---pop goes the raisin
right onto Riette's adam's apple (which I've never tasted).
Sonja?
More peanut butter?.......for the face this time?
Okie-dokie.
All on and all done.
Yes! Physically, you look very attractive right now.
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Response 15 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Oct 28, 1998 (00:55) * 4 lines
°chewing my adam's apple like bubble gum°
Shall I blow you a bubble, Jim? Come closer.....closer....closer
WOW, you look fabulous covered in green slime! Oh baby!
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Response 16 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Wed, Oct 28, 1998 (17:09) * 15 lines
Hey, let's all take a shower and get all this off.
Omigosh, I had no idea you'd take so quick to the idea, Sonja.
Oh yeah....I do like it warm, not hot.
Nice that there's this much room in here.
Now, uh, how 'bout if I take the nozzle.
There, looks like you're all wet and the peanut butter is rinsed off.
And Riette, you're all, and the slime job is gone from your face.
So let's see, how 'bout if we just add a little (a lot) chocolate mousse on
your scalps---y'know, since your hair's already wet, this is so easy to do.
Lordy, with these 2 shampoos you've had now, Sonja, your hair's gonna look incredible.
Riette, you say you want your hair to look green for a few days?
Ok, come a little closer (a little closer) and I'll blow out that nostril.
There's still plenty left where the first blast came from.
All outa raisins though, sorry.
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Response 17 of 93: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (12:14) * 22 lines
Top Vegetables Purchased in Supermarkets
1. Potato
2. Iceberg lettuce
3. Tomato
4. Onion
5. Carrot
6. Celery
7. Corn
8. Broccoli
9. Green cabbage
10. Cucumber
11. Bell pepper
12. Cauliflower
13. Leafy greens
14. Sweet potato
15. Mushroom
16. Summer squash
17. Green onion
18. Green bean
19. Radish
20. Asparagus
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Response 18 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (12:26) * 4 lines
tomatos splash the best
and here's one that'll hold together all the way across the big pond
ok, here goes, Riette (don't look now, but....uh-oh.....eugh, wadda shot....
right in the kisseroo)
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Response 19 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (03:23) * 7 lines
hmmm-hmmmm.....HMMMM! Haven't had tomatoes for a while - I can make a soup tonight! Now, let's see if I've got the ingredients right: cucumber, chopped up, and stuffed into your ears, chopped onion stuffed into your navel, chopped parsley - let's just stick it between your teeth so I can pluck it afterwards, the NATURAL way!; garlic....where can I find another hole....oh, you'll keep it on your tongue for me, will you? That's so kind - I'll just lick it off before eating the soup, then I don't even
ave to add it....
Some tomatoe juice down your throat - and remember, when I squeeze your tummy, you have to spurt!
And finally the tomatoes scraped off my kisseroo.....
Looks good? Hungry?
And how have you been lately? You've been sort of quiet in these conferences - perhaps that's because you've been reading alot?
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Response 20 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (13:29) * 15 lines
I been reading minds and laying low
waitin' for just the right tomato
I tend to get on people's nerves
when I look at things seriously
and it only serves
to ostracize me
so then I moan and groan
in my time alone
and I usually become of assistance during the making of soup
until I can find the right ingredients to throw for a loop
they must be squishy splashy and gush
upon contact---what a rush!
was this soup not supposed to drip down the back of your head real slow?
ok, well, let's see where I can put what's left of it....where should it go?
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Response 21 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (14:20) * 1 lines
I don't know...radical idea...eat it..maybe?
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Response 22 of 93: stacey leigh vura (stacey) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (14:27) * 2 lines
radical alright.
Eating ammunition is not standard procedure in a food fight.
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Response 23 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (14:31) * 1 lines
Always try the unexpected in any form of combat. It's a good way to win.
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Response 24 of 93: stacey leigh vura (stacey) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (15:25) * 2 lines
*smile*
good point!
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Response 25 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (19:33) * 1 lines
You'd be amazed at how well it works in the real thing. I was an aggressor in the army. (My unit pretended we were Russians, and attacked other American units.) This is war GAMES we are talking about, blanks, simulators, etc.
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Response 26 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (00:48) * 4 lines
Well, this is neither blank, nor simulated - take that!!
ha-ha, You look so funny with smarties in your eye sockets!
Jim, for some reason I woke up thinking it was your birthday yesterday! Was it? I wanted to send you a card via e-mail, but thought, no, if I were wrong, you'd think me crazy.
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Response 27 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (02:10) * 1 lines
What is a smartie?
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Response 28 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (08:30) * 13 lines
it would've been funny
I don't like getting cards
unless they're written and made by the person sending them
then they're great
but getting a card on a day that's way off
makes it feel even better
it's crazier and gets me out of what I'm in
---what've you been into, Riette?
getting clean taking any meteor showers?
No? Here, then, let's wash your face and body in these wide slices of watermelon.....there, that's much better.....this is probably the
cleanest I've seen you in 15 years!
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Response 29 of 93: stacey leigh vura (stacey) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (09:11) * 1 lines
Ree-head, are you going to be able to see the meteor shower?
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Response 30 of 93: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (15:43) * 1 lines
C'mon, Tim, Smarties are those little rolls of sweet-tart candies that the kids never want from their Halloween buckets. Were there no Smarties in Wisconsin??
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Response 31 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (16:01) * 1 lines
Yes we had them I just used to call them sweetarts, which was the brand name version.
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Response 32 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (16:13) * 12 lines
Well, Jim, then it's good that I remembered your unbirthday, but I'm sorry I didn't send you a proper card - the thought just hit me so suddenly, there wasn't really time to make a proper card. But if you tell me your birthday, I'll make you a proper unbirthday card to make up for being so bad.
I've been mostly into the mirror - cannot believe how good I look covered in your pink cleansing potions! Almost good enough to eat!
Have you ever been covered in !Nara melon? It is a wild melon that grows in the Namib dessert, and which the Khoi people make wonderful soups with. They even have a song to praise it around the fire, which I shall sing to you as I cover every inch of you:
You round food
With many thorns
You many-breasted
Foster mother of our children
Even if I am far away
I will think of you
You food of my ancestors
I will never forget you
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Response 33 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (21:54) * 25 lines
I have many San friends
who live in the Kalahari desert
but only a few, not too many, asked me to
give you a potato print of their song "Earth Pang"
so if I could take off your shirt (like this)
and if you could lie face down (like that)
I will print it out for you in cherry juice with these potato letter slices
on your back----perfect, mmm, skin so soft---now lie still, won't you?
(are you done playing with yer back muscles?)
I'll say the words to you in your voice:
sudden encounter, strange happenings
somewhere between yes and no
climbing the hour of honest questionings
somewhere between stop and go
the forest meets the sand
in the palm of your hand
a candle stays lit in the eye of the wind
where dreams see you asleep and want to crawl in
[my birthday was November 16....
no, just kidding, I just wanted to say that....
I was born on one of those days in 1950....
but I don't know which one.....
cuz at the time, I was way too young to know what was goin' on.....at all]
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Response 34 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (01:06) * 3 lines
You were born in a round year, middle of the century! How cool! Cannot believe you don't remember it - I would love to know how you experienced your day of birth, I must say!
However, for your happy unbirthday, I have in the meantime baked you a mango soup in a baseball cap. And I am thoroughly honoured to hereby crown you as 'mango drenched, unbirthday king'!
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Response 35 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (13:01) * 21 lines
i do like roundness.
i can't believe it either, that i don't remember.
i experienced my day of birth with mom.
we worked hard together on it.
i've never since worked with her that hard.
she was only 33 and i was 0.
it didn't matter.
age difference was not a factor.
it actually worked in our favor.
i was 9 pounds and 2 ounces
and she was not.
comin' out the chute felt so organic.
i had alotta push behind me, it was just so different from Schlitterbaun.
i heard i was the first ever baby to come out laughing with joy.
one of the nurses fainted because of that.
well, that's about all i know about it.
yer birthing pretty much the same?
oh, um, here's a little mango soup spray for yer neck and shoulders.
Isa, would you like a capful, too?
sure, ya just put it on and wear it all day long for yer mommy
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Response 36 of 93: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (21:30) * 3 lines
Happy (un)Birthday, Jim!!
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Response 37 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (00:42) * 3 lines
There you go!
All I can remember about my birthday, is Sonja punching me in the face. She came out first, and I was bridge. Mum says I came out with one black eye (really!), so we always tease Sonja about punching me in the eye to get there first!
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Response 38 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (00:50) * 1 lines
What a memory, I Now know for sure that you don't carry a grudge.
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Response 39 of 93: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (02:09) * 6 lines
Hey, there's Autumn.
And just covered in dim sum and frappe and guacamole and a banana split.
Oh yeah, wouldn't ya know it:
that's Tim again walking furtively and very quickly away.
I've never seen one person unload so much on another person.
Then again, I've never seen Autumn look so becoming now, either.
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Response 40 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (04:09) * 4 lines
...know when to walk away, know when to run...
From, "the Gambler", by Kenny Rogers
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Response 41 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:25) * 1 lines
A country music fan!
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Response 42 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:25) * 2 lines
I am a MUSIC fan!!! I like all music: rock, R+B, country, jazz, rap, reggae,
classical, opera, oriental, et al...
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Response 43 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (04:12) * 1 lines
I am a particular fan of the pulse of the music, It's beat.
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Response 44 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (00:53) * 1 lines
I like more or less everything too, but not rap; gives me a headache.
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Response 45 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:06) * 3 lines
I'll remember that. so that I don't play any rap when you are around. Actually
not many white people like rap, in spite of the fact that one of the top rap
artists is white.
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Response 46 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:05) * 3 lines
Vanilla Ice?
And don't be silly! Listen to any music you like when I'm there - it doesn't REALLY give me a headache; I just said it like that. Besides, you might know some nice rap music, and if I just refused to listen to it, I'd miss out! I'll bring some European techno music, and we can see who ends up with the biggest headache at the end of it! Which we can then soothe in a pub ....
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Response 47 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:05) * 1 lines
Riette, that sounds absolutely fabulous!! Besides, we'll have to go to sixth street. The party capitol of The southwest!!! It will definitely give you a new perspective on pub crawling.
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Response 48 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:08) * 2 lines
Oh by the way, you were right, It is vanilla ice. Have you heard his latest
album? he sounds totally different.
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Response 49 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (00:42) * 2 lines
Pub crawling?? You mean we'll be crawling out?? ha-ha!
No, I've not heard Vanilla Ice's latest album - but I remember that one song, 'Ice Ice Baby!'; it was the only rap song I ever really liked. That's why I remembered his name. So I'm looking forward to hearing it.
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Response 50 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (00:51) * 1 lines
Ice Ice Baby. Was his old style. His only hit in that style. His new stuff has more melody to it.
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Response 51 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (01:12) * 1 lines
Yeah? I might like it then. I just don't like it when they do that monotonous talking thing to atonal music. That pi$$es me off.
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Response 52 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (09:33) * 2 lines
The music part of rap has dramatically improved. I'm pretty sure that you'll
like it.
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Response 53 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:45) * 1 lines
Great! So we reserve one night for exchanging music then as well? I'll bring my favourite cd's along. I love listening to music and talking and just relaxing where it's warm and cosy.
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Response 54 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (12:29) * 1 lines
That's definitely a deal Riette. I'm Looking forward to it.
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Response 55 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:12) * 1 lines
Good! Me too! And to beating your backside in poker!
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Response 56 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:20) * 1 lines
In a manner of speaking, of course....
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Response 57 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:53) * 1 lines
Uh HUH! I know what you mean, Riette. And pigs might fly one day........
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Response 58 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (10:12) * 1 lines
Just you wait! I'm a fast learner!
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Response 59 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (16:58) * 2 lines
OK Riette, but I can be a very slow teacher, when it suits me. Some things I
like to take slow.
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Response 60 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:01) * 1 lines
Some things have to be learned slowly in order to be well remembered.
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Response 61 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:06) * 1 lines
Oh yes Riette, true , true.
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Response 62 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:18) * 1 lines
Sweetly so.
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Response 63 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:31) * 1 lines
Slowly, Riette, Gradually over a long time period.
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Response 64 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:39) * 1 lines
So as to be sure of thoroughness and well-being.
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Response 65 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:48) * 1 lines
Indeed, Riette, Also feeling good.
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Response 66 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (01:15) * 1 lines
Good? Good??? GREAT!
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Response 67 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (01:21) * 1 lines
Riette, you are starting to sound like tony the tiger.
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Response 68 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:10) * 10 lines
The wonderful thing about tiggers
is tiggers are wonderful things
their tops are made out of rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy pouncy bouncy pouncy
fun fun fun fun fun
The wonderful thing about tiggers
is that I'm the only one.
I--I-I-I'm the only ONE!
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Response 69 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:19) * 1 lines
Tigger always was one of my favorite characters, Riette,. Another is Taz.
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Response 70 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:19) * 1 lines
Well, his speeches I have to do from the other end, Tim, and I'm not sure you're comfortable with that!
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Response 71 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:19) * 1 lines
The other end of what, Riette?
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Response 72 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:03) * 1 lines
Okay, in English: my BUTT, Tim! You know how Taz does that farting thing the whole time.
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Response 73 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:11) * 1 lines
Actually, Riette, I've never seen that.
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Response 74 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (13:03) * 1 lines
He DOES! But he does it with his tongue; my mother told me a girl is only allowed to make rude noises with those parts of her that are MEANT to make rude noises.
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Response 75 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (21:00) * 1 lines
Oh dear, Riette, How do you fake a duck call?
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Response 76 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (00:51) * 1 lines
I just fart it!
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Response 77 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (00:57) * 1 lines
Allright, Riette, this I gotta see!!!
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Response 78 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (11:13) * 1 lines
Tim, with my kind of diet I could probably fart the Namibian anthem in harmonies!
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Response 79 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (12:23) * 1 lines
Riette, THAT I've DEFINITELY got to see!!!
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Response 80 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:19) * 1 lines
ha-ha! Got a gas mask?
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Response 81 of 93: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:42) * 1 lines
Riette, I said see,
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Response 82 of 93: Annette Mercer (laughingskye) * Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (10:23) * 1 lines
so, the food fight ended with everyone happily farting duck calls...*sigh...
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Response 83 of 93: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:51) * 1 lines
and just what is THAT supposed to mean, missy?!?
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Response 84 of 93: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (03:57) * 3 lines
°QUAAAK QUAAAK - KWAAK°
It means we're cool and edgy.
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Response 85 of 93: wer (WERoland) * Sun, Aug 28, 2005 (16:22) * 1 lines
Or at least were once upon a time...
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 86 of 93: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Aug 28, 2005 (19:43) * 1 lines
noo, we still are cool and edgy but everyone left and now there's no one to have a food fight with :(
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 87 of 93: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 1, 2005 (19:26) * 3 lines
Wanna bet?
S P L A T
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 88 of 93: Wolf (wolf) * Sat, Oct 1, 2005 (21:29) * 1 lines
oh, right in the eye, marcia, where'd you get that lemon anyway?
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 89 of 93: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Oct 2, 2005 (17:00) * 1 lines
I found it in the back of my crisper ! (not really - I got rid of those last January )
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 90 of 93: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Oct 2, 2005 (20:40) * 1 lines
*laugh*
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 91 of 93: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Oct 3, 2005 (12:50) * 1 lines
I tried using the petrified lemons in spiced tea but it was so boozy I had to toss the whole batch. I spend more time trying to save very old crisper food than it is worth. Don't try this at home !
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 92 of 93: Wolf (wolf) * Mon, Oct 3, 2005 (19:12) * 1 lines
as soon as stuff in the crisper even thinks about getting gross, i toss it out!
Topic 36 of 88 [food]: FOOD FIGHT!
Response 93 of 93: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Oct 3, 2005 (19:22) * 1 lines
DB gets rid of food more than 24 hours old so if I am coveting something in the back corner, I need to wrap it well and put a note on it. It's still better than fidning something unmentionable like I used to find in Hawaii.
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