Topic 12 of 177: Why is there a condom flying across my screen?
Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (10:21) |
Riette Walton (riette)
I suppose it got pi$$ed off...
20 responses total.
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Response 1 of 20: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (10:47) * 1 lines
because it didn't have an adhesive base?
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Response 2 of 20: Ray Lopez (ratthing) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (15:16) * 3 lines
before you saw this condom, did you hear someone yelling, "WOULD YOU
GET OFF THE GODDAMN COMPUTER! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX!!!!!
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Response 3 of 20: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (21:36) * 1 lines
I think this conference is best viewed after a few margaritas...
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Response 4 of 20: Ray Lopez (ratthing) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:07) * 2 lines
hey! you're starting to get the hang of it, autumn!
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Response 5 of 20: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (10:46) * 8 lines
Hilarious response that previous one, Ray!
Perhaps the willy on which this condom belongs is so small, it's dashing around, trying to find it, and missing every time! Must be a chinese willy....
Oh, listen to this. Yesterday Isa asked me what her friend, Henry, had between his legs. So I answered: 'A willy, dear.'
And she said: 'No, it's not a willy, Mummy, it's a William!'
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Response 6 of 20: IAOM (KitchenManager) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (22:28) * 4 lines
for the other materials, curtailment of even small amounts of
supplies would inevitably disrupt the market, leading to higher
prices and the possibility of allocation systems and interrupted
production schedules for the industries that use them
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Response 7 of 20: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Aug 18, 1998 (03:52) * 1 lines
Yet another baby boom?
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Response 8 of 20: The World's Smallest Lummox (CotC) * Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (16:05) * 3 lines
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Response 9 of 20: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (20:58) * 1 lines
In other words, if you sign this we got you by the short hairs.
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Response 10 of 20: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:14) * 1 lines
°falling off my chair with wild giggling fit°
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Response 11 of 20: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (11:48) * 3 lines
Ever really read the fine print on a warranty? Kind of reminds me of the old
used car dealers warranty. You know, the 30/30 waranty. 30 seconds or 30 feet
whichever comes first.
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Response 12 of 20: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:55) * 1 lines
ha-ha!!! Where do you come up with this stuff??
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Response 13 of 20: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:55) * 4 lines
A used car dealer told me that one, as a joke. I don't know if he'd ever used it
But it is funny. I have had medical insurance, that, when you finished the exclusions, you found that the insurance would only pay for aspirin if you got
the flu.(on alternate tuesdays) When I asked the agent about it, he asked why I
was complaining. He said that most health insurance doesn't cover aspirin.
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Response 14 of 20: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (05:15) * 5 lines
Insurance is a sore spot with me. So many of the companies are crooked. I got
life insurance one time. They took over 4 months to process my application. then
when they issued the policy they made it retro-active to the date that I
initially applied for it, and charged the premiums, for those months. When I
complained about that, I was told that it was perfectly legal.
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Response 15 of 20: wer (wer) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (13:30) * 1 lines
Um, they look like dancing gerbils to me...
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Response 16 of 20: Ray Lopez (ratthing) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (16:07) * 3 lines
dancing hamsters!
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Response 17 of 20: T Patrick McCourt (PT) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (16:38) * 1 lines
Kangaroo rats.
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Response 18 of 20: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (14:37) * 1 lines
Kangahams, you mean.
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Response 19 of 20: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (18:54) * 2 lines
Say what, Ree girl?
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Response 20 of 20: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:27) * 1 lines
I was talking about the kangahams and the ratsters, Terry guy. You must come more often. We miss you when you help Tami's mum move all the time like that.
screwed forum profound 
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