Topic 13 of 177: The Screwed Couch
Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:09) |
Ray Lopez (ratthing)
Welcome to the Screwed Couch!!!
66 responses total.
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Response 1 of 66: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:15) * 1 lines
I'm not sure if I want to sit down or not...
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Response 2 of 66: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:28) * 1 lines
here, sit on my lap...it's SAFE...
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Response 3 of 66: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (00:05) * 1 lines
...and very cozy, too!
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Response 4 of 66: IAOM (KitchenManager) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (07:21) * 1 lines
*blush*
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Response 5 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (10:51) * 1 lines
Don't purr so loud, Autumn, you're making me shy - you know how prudish I am. Think I'll park my ar$e on the ground for a change.
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Response 6 of 66: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (18:58) * 2 lines
did you mean to sit on Ray's face?
or was that an accident Ree-head?
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Response 7 of 66: Ray Lopez (ratthing) * Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (21:59) * 2 lines
oh yeah, as if i were *that* lucky....
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Response 8 of 66: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (22:09) * 2 lines
so THIS is where you all are hanging out. i'll just curl up on the rug and stay
outta the way!
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Response 9 of 66: Conf admin (cfadm) * Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (00:59) * 2 lines
Excuse me, but would anyone have any
grey poop on?
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Response 10 of 66: Ray Lopez (ratthing) * Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (10:43) * 2 lines
but of course!
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Response 11 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (11:49) * 1 lines
Eugh! I'll just go sit next to Wolf - at least there's no way she'll have poop on her with all the licking she does to herself...
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Response 12 of 66: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:27) * 1 lines
Do I even want to squeeze in here?
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Response 13 of 66: Ray Lopez (ratthing) * Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:34) * 4 lines
squeeze on in! what's on yer mind? whassup? what it is? what's your
position on recreational sex? what's your position during recreational
sex?
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Response 14 of 66: Wolf (wolf) * Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:35) * 1 lines
yeah, definately staying on the rug.
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Response 15 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Aug 25, 1998 (01:02) * 1 lines
same here - let's go get some burgers. But let me do the talking, alright?
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Response 16 of 66: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (11:35) * 1 lines
LOL!
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Response 17 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (01:40) * 1 lines
or LAL.....LOL! done with a Swiss accent: Laughing Aat Laad!
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Response 18 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (21:05) * 1 lines
O K So grab your ankles and spell, "RUN", loudly 3 times.
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Response 19 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:16) * 1 lines
With a Swiss accent? While dancing?
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Response 20 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:50) * 1 lines
It's particularily effective while dancing.
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Response 21 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:51) * 1 lines
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Response 22 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (01:50) * 1 lines
I'm sure it is - but Terry has worked hard for 10 years to keep the Spring going. It would be terribly inconsiderate of me to chase everybody away after all this time.
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Response 23 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (03:13) * 1 lines
I don't think it would chase everybody away. Maybe we could sell tickets. It's amazing what people would pay money to see. I really believe we could sell tickets to a traffic accident, if we could control access. Understand, I'm not comparing you to a traffic accident. opposite ends of the spectrum.
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Response 24 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:13) * 1 lines
ha--ha! Me being the awful end!
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Response 25 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:48) * 1 lines
Now cut that out!! You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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Response 26 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:25) * 1 lines
But alot to amuse myself over!
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Response 27 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:52) * 1 lines
Oh well amusement is where you find it, I guess.
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Response 28 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (11:56) * 3 lines
Actually the ability to find things amusing will save you from a lot of stress.
I had a job where nothing the management did made any sense. I let it get to me at first, then I realized that I was only hurting myself, so I started laughing
at what was going on. Then I got other people to laugh also. Pretty soon everybody was laughing whenever management did something really stupid. The place eventually went bust, but the morale was good.
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Response 29 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (15:48) * 1 lines
Riette, you are very good at changing the subject. The point that I was Initially trying to make here was that you are too hard on yourself. You have a lot more going for you than you allow yourself to admit.
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Response 30 of 66: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (17:47) * 1 lines
yes, riette, we all love you! *hugs*
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Response 31 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:57) * 1 lines
ha-ha! I'm not being hard on myself, really! I don't do it to put myself down - I just like to laugh at myself, because it keeps me happy. So it's really a big ego thing, you see...
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Response 32 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:57) * 1 lines
Good excuse!! But that is all it is, and you know what they say about excuses.
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Response 33 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (05:22) * 2 lines
In case you are wondering: Excuses are like sphincters, everybody has one and
they all stink.
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Response 34 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:00) * 1 lines
Does that mean you think I have a bad sense of humour?
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Response 35 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:05) * 1 lines
No Riette, not at all, I think that you have an excellent sense of humor.
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Response 36 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:07) * 1 lines
I just think that you are using your sense of humor to hide self criticism.
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Response 37 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:51) * 1 lines
And how do you think, would I be able to support my head if I had to believe all the nonsense I sometimes hear about myself? Especially since I know who and what I really am.
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Response 38 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:22) * 2 lines
Like I said, Riette , you are too hard on yourself. You are a better person than
you give yourself credit for being.
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Response 39 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:48) * 3 lines
Oh hush!
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Response 40 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:58) * 1 lines
Why, It's the truth. You are your own worst critic, Riette.
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Response 41 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:22) * 2 lines
Why can't you be more obedient?!
°wink°
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Response 42 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:45) * 1 lines
I Don't know, Riette. I guess I'm basically a maverick at heart.
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Response 43 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (12:54) * 1 lines
ha-ha! And if that should change, I'll never speak to you again, so there!
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Response 44 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (13:09) * 1 lines
That's the spirit, Riette!
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Response 45 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:02) * 1 lines
You want to bounce?
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Response 46 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (09:44) * 2 lines
Yes, Riette, I'd love to. I have always liked bouncing. Even before I knew what
it could be used for.
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Response 47 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:22) * 1 lines
Take my hands - GO! So, what could it be used for, apart from this?
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Response 48 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (12:45) * 1 lines
Viking Handshake, Trampoline. Ok Riette, I'll take your hands, but you are going to have to tell me what to do. This is the first time I've done This.
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Response 49 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:27) * 1 lines
You mean you've never ever jumped on a couch before? Okay, let's see. You take my hands, go down, and propell yourself into the air. Don't worry, I'll teach you properly when I'm over.
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Response 50 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:04) * 2 lines
I'll look forward to it, Riette. I haven't done it since I was a kid, and then
I used a bed.
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Response 51 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (06:48) * 1 lines
I prefer a bed too.
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Response 52 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:06) * 1 lines
Yeah Riette, I think that beds are a lot more fun, than couches.
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Response 53 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:34) * 1 lines
They have more bounce in their springs.
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Response 54 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:36) * 1 lines
Yes, Riette, and it takes longer to wear one out!
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Response 55 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:01) * 1 lines
One wouldn't want that to happen!
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Response 56 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:06) * 2 lines
Riette, while arriving at that particular point is not desireable, getting there
is a lot of fun!
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Response 57 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:11) * 1 lines
Yeah! And anyway, after a few minutes' rest, you can do it all over again! Until someone dies of a heart attack!!
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Response 58 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:14) * 1 lines
Yeah Riette! see how many beds can be worn out in one night!
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Response 59 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:08) * 1 lines
ha-ha! It's going to take more than jumping though...
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Response 60 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:10) * 1 lines
You read my Mind Riette, I wasn't thinking of jumping.
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Response 61 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:00) * 1 lines
You weren't? What were you thinking of then?
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Response 62 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:16) * 1 lines
Vertical Push-Ups, Riette
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Response 63 of 66: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:16) * 1 lines
That sounds hard!
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Response 64 of 66: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:16) * 1 lines
But a lot of fun, Riette.
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Response 65 of 66: wer (WERoland) * Tue, Aug 30, 2005 (21:17) * 1 lines
Wow! Look at the dust that has accumulated in here!
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Response 66 of 66: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Aug 31, 2005 (20:31) * 3 lines
sorry, i fell asleep and missed out on all the bouncing (kinda glad i did though--felt like i was intruding).
geeze louise, wouldja look at the mess! don't worry, i'll take care of it *grin*
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