Topic 14 of 177: Screwed welcomes
Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:11) |
Ray Lopez (ratthing)
Welcome to autumn! may she be screwed forever!
40 responses total.
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Response 1 of 40: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:16) * 1 lines
Ha ha!! Whatever! (gotta get a drink and a smoke to be screwed properly, I think)
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Response 2 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (10:52) * 3 lines
Okay, that's it - we need some screwy topics for the men around here...right, Autumn?
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Response 3 of 40: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (18:41) * 1 lines
Sounds good to me!
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Response 4 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (12:00) * 1 lines
How about some mutually screwy topics? Then we can all have fun together, at the same time, in the same place. How about a live chat room?
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Response 5 of 40: slight taste of mafia (KitchenManager) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (13:50) * 1 lines
I see some simultaneous oral screwing is what you've got in mind...
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Response 6 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (15:52) * 2 lines
Hmmm....Simultaneous oral screwing sounds like a lot more fun than Chat Room!!
Kind of gghrrabbs you
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Response 7 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:58) * 1 lines
where?
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Response 8 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:58) * 1 lines
Use your imagination. See what you come up with. Hmm...might be interesting.
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Response 9 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (05:24) * 1 lines
Specially with your imagination!!
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Response 10 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:01) * 1 lines
You over estemate me. However, certain products of the imagination cannot be shared online, and so it'll have to remain private. Unless you want to tell me what goes on in yours. I'm so old-fashioned, you see - I never make the first move...
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Response 11 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:03) * 1 lines
Damn! Sorry, my typing is so screwed up today - they (like 'estimate') are not really spelling mistakes, my fingers are merely half frozen!
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Response 12 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:15) * 4 lines
Until you called my attention to the spelling error, I never noticed it. And,
If I had truely over estimated your imagination, you would have been online
with what you are thinking. But you are right about not sharing them online. They would probably shut the conference down. In any case my e-mail address is:
P_T_GUENTHER@hotmail.com so that takes care of that excuse.
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Response 13 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:53) * 2 lines
Hardball!
You're asking for it!
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Response 14 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:26) * 1 lines
That's not hardball, Riette. That is calling you. As in Poker.
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Response 15 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:51) * 4 lines
But that would be unfair - I don't play Poker. Perhaps you can teach me? Then I'll see if your kind of hardball really is HARD.
ha-ha
Just kidding!
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Response 16 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (02:02) * 3 lines
I'd be glad to teach you poker, Riette. We have a version over here, called
strip poker. Every time you lose, you remove one article of clothing. Whoever
gets naked first, loses.
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Response 17 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:26) * 4 lines
!!!
And then what happens?!
The loser has to wander around naked all evening?
What if nipple frost should occur??
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Response 18 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:50) * 5 lines
Oh My!! that would be terrible. But, I'd bet that we think of something to
prevent that. Actually, if memory serves, The participants in this particular
game end up naked together. It seems at that point the Combination becomes
extremely exothermic. In other words, Riette, having enough heat isn't a
problem.
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Response 19 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (12:57) * 1 lines
You mean BOTH lose? You know what the first-lucky-last game says about that, don't you?
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Response 20 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (13:11) * 2 lines
Actually, Riette, It seems that, in the end, both win. What does what say
about it?
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Response 21 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:06) * 5 lines
The first-lucky-last game is how I reason about things, and in this case it says:
It would be the first time I'd enjoy losing.
It would be a lucky thing indeed!
And it would be the last time .... no, that doesn't apply actually. It would NOT be the last time I played poker!
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Response 22 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (09:48) * 2 lines
Well then, Riette, I'm game, if you are. Of course we'll have to play several
hands first that don't count, so you can familiarize yourself with the game.
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Response 23 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:24) * 1 lines
Deal! I love a challenge! I'll wear 20 layers of clothes in case I lose, and if you lose.....WOOH!!! You'll be in deep deep trouble!
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Response 24 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (12:47) * 1 lines
I hope that it is cold that day, Riette. With 20 layers of clothing, you will fry on the average spring day.
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Response 25 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:28) * 1 lines
Okay, 20 layers of underwear then! That should keep me safe.
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Response 26 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:07) * 1 lines
Riette, I think that you've found a way to make the game more interesting.
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Response 27 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (06:50) * 3 lines
Yeah - at least it would look like I have boobies!! ha-ha! But the layers only come off if you can guess the underlying colours right!
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Response 28 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:07) * 1 lines
Riette, I love a challenge!! That sounds like real fun!!
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Response 29 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:35) * 1 lines
°fervently praying that you're colour blind°
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Response 30 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:37) * 1 lines
Not likely, Riette, I have to take an eye test every two years, by federal law.
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Response 31 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:02) * 1 lines
What a nasty old law that is!
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Response 32 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:08) * 1 lines
Yes, Riette, it is. We have been trying to get it changed for years.
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Response 33 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:11) * 1 lines
Why change it? Just go ahead and break it!
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Response 34 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:16) * 1 lines
It costs a lot of money, Riette.
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Response 35 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:09) * 1 lines
Oh! And damn. That's why I hate rules.
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Response 36 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:12) * 1 lines
Yes Riette, we all do, the bureaucrats have to do something though.
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Response 37 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:02) * 1 lines
I guess so. I'm glad I'm not a bureaucrat - they are not very well liked, are they?
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Response 38 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:17) * 1 lines
Not at all,Riette
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Response 39 of 40: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:17) * 1 lines
Tim, what now?
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Response 40 of 40: Tim Guenther (TIM) * Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:17) * 1 lines
Riette, that depends on how open to suggestions, you are.
screwed forum profound 
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