Topic 59 of 177: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (13:08) |
IAOM (wer)
pondered this one for years...
24 responses total.
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 1 of 24: slight taste of mafia (KitchenManager) * Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (07:37) * 1 lines
maybe they do, and the unknowing just have them removed
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 2 of 24: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (21:44) * 1 lines
they make nursing too difficult
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Response 3 of 24: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (09:47) * 1 lines
Yes, 'cos you'd have to peel them first, wouldn't you?
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Response 4 of 24: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (19:14) * 1 lines
ok, who comes up with these things anyway?
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Response 5 of 24: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (01:02) * 1 lines
Some very sick minds!
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Response 6 of 24: The World's Smallest Lummox (CotC) * Mon, Nov 2, 1998 (11:14) * 1 lines
Aren't we being just a little pretentious here? I doubt if even *WE* can come up with _all_ the reasons. Although at my house it was probably because we planted tangelos...
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 7 of 24: Riette Walton (riette) * Tue, Nov 3, 1998 (01:15) * 1 lines
What? You have a titty-plantation? Lucky man!
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Response 8 of 24: slight taste of mafia (KitchenManager) * Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (00:20) * 2 lines
I think that you are the first person ever to accuse
Sharon of being a titty-plantation, Ree...
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 9 of 24: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (03:43) * 1 lines
No, I'm not accusing her of that any more than I would accuse myself! But he mentioned those things started with 't' - what else could he possibly be talking about?
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Response 10 of 24: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (03:11) * 1 lines
The creative minds on the Spring come down here to let the real stuff out of their minds, I guess, so they can pretend to be on topic elsewhere, whereas I am down here to ask what happens to the seeds and skins once the oranges have been squeezed - and we *know* they will be considering the sorts of activities they get into...and the out-of-body assistance available.
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 11 of 24: slight taste of mafia (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (19:32) * 1 lines
probably saved to add to the stock on a rainy day...
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Response 12 of 24: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (19:44) * 1 lines
(Trying to picture this...) That is as good a reason as anything I can come up with...Perhaps they are a near cousin of the Navel Orange, in which case they would be seedless...
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Response 13 of 24: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (19:51) * 1 lines
...but they are too difficult to grow on breasts...we'd have twigs up our noses and in the winter we'd have leaves around our feet. No, the whole deal is too embarrassing to contemplate (but, that does not mean I won't!)
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Response 14 of 24: slight taste of mafia (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (22:17) * 2 lines
contemplate,
or start an orchard?
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Response 15 of 24: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (22:31) * 1 lines
contemplate...I already have enough fruit growing hereabouts...
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Response 16 of 24: wer (WERoland) * Mon, Oct 17, 2005 (18:57) * 1 lines
hmmm...had a response but it ran away...oh, well...
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Response 17 of 24: Wolf (wolf) * Mon, Oct 17, 2005 (20:33) * 1 lines
well, maybe they don't grow there because it's bad enough having to shove those things into a mammogram device--imagine getting them juiced!
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Response 18 of 24: GeoNymph (MarciaH) * Tue, Oct 18, 2005 (12:05) * 1 lines
Wolfie!!! I get shoved into one on Halloween. Be careful how graphic you are. I can feel it already. Oranges are so easy to grow. Lemons are even easier but harder to use. My daughter-in-law is working on lemons she froze three years ago and this year is another bumper crop!
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 19 of 24: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Oct 18, 2005 (12:08) * 1 lines
you can freeze lemons? whole?
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Response 20 of 24: GeoNymph (MarciaH) * Tue, Oct 18, 2005 (12:16) * 1 lines
no she had to juice them. I'd guess that like oranges you CAN freeze them whole but you have to use the juice right away. It gets more than a little strange if you don't. Sort of like fermented but not as tasty.
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Response 21 of 24: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Oct 18, 2005 (12:20) * 1 lines
eeeuuuuwwww. can you imagine hand juicing a crop of lemons or oranges? i hope she has the machine.
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Response 22 of 24: GeoNymph (MarciaH) * Tue, Oct 18, 2005 (14:31) * 1 lines
She has an attachment to her big mixer/cuisinart thingy. Still, there is a limit to what you can make with lemon juice. Hmmm maybe she can add it to shampoo and become the next tycoon of such things.
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Response 23 of 24: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Oct 18, 2005 (18:34) * 1 lines
well, she could learn to cook like they do in guam--citric acid cooks the meat without having to add a flame. yeah, it's wierd but it makes sense.
Topic 59 of 177 [screwed]: all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Response 24 of 24: GeoNymph (MarciaH) * Wed, Oct 19, 2005 (22:28) * 1 lines
It does in Hawaii or else they use salt to do it. "Cook" protein is not necessarily done with heat. All you need is a chemical change which has as a side effect the act of preservation.
screwed forum profound 
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