Topic 43 of 52: today's horoscope
Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (10:14) |
Paul Terry Walhus (terry)
Today's horoscope. Be sure to mention which sign!
1282 responses total.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 1 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (10:15) * 14 lines
For all you Sag's
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Sagittarius
A sense of unexplained mystery might hover throughout your day. It may or
may not be real or easily solved. Ignore it for the moment. Your
imagination may not be the most comfortable place to be right now, but
it's still more interesting than the alternative. Since you might be
feeling slow anyway, think about what your inner voices want to tell you.
You may need to request time alone to deal with something you thought you
had gotten over a long time ago. Do you need to check in with someone? Act
on these feelings tomorrow if you still have them.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 2 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (23:55) * 11 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 7, 1999
The ancient Greek word klimax had several meanings. My favorite: a
ladder to heaven by which a dreamer's soul arrived at an erotic tryst
with a divine being who imparted precious secrets. I bring this up,
Cancerian, because I believe the fates will bestow the gift of a klimax
on you this week. I hope you'll keep a pen and notebook by your bed so
you can scribble down a record of your electrifying rendezvous right
after it occurs. I swear it'll become a metaphorical talisman for you,
the symbol of a new chapter in your mythic quest for intriguing love.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 3 of 1282: wer (wer) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (01:39) * 12 lines
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 7, 1999
Even if you're not a starving artist, you're on the verge of a coup that
every starving artist dreams about. It's the arrival of an X-factor that
could help you get funding or hike your ratings or attract a booster.
And get this: You may only have to sell out a little bit in order to
claim your prize, perhaps not at all. In fact, the deal probably won't
come together unless you're at least 90 percent faithful to maintaining
your integrity. So make your wares more visible, Sagittarius, but
without resorting to vulgar hype or exaggerated claims. With quiet
confidence, promote the simple truth about what a miracle you are.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 4 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (07:17) * 1 lines
Check that out Ree Head!
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Response 5 of 1282: T Patrick McCourt (PT) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (15:50) * 1 lines
Wow, wer, where are you getting this stuff?
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Response 6 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (15:52) * 1 lines
http://www.realastrology.com/
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Response 7 of 1282: T Patrick McCourt (PT) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (16:01) * 1 lines
Thanks, I'll have to check that out.
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Response 8 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (23:01) * 10 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 14, 1999
I'll confess a deep, dark secret from my own past if you confess one
from yours. Me first? OK, In the 1980's I wrote a sexed-up astrology
column for Gentleman's Companion, a porn magazine edited by Larry
Flynt's wife Althea Flynt. What's worse, I secretly enjoyed it. Now it's
your turn, my fellow Cancerian. Find a good, kind listener you can trust
with your shame, and share your terrible burden. You'll be amazed at the
psychic energy it'll liberate.
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Response 9 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (23:03) * 10 lines
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 14, 1999
These days you have an unusually strong talent for spotting vulnerable
chinks in the armor of allies and enemies alike. On the other hand, your
allies are highly inclined to see the best in you and your enemies are
liable to overestimate your strength. So are you going to milk these odd
blessings for all they're worth, Sagittarius? No, not unless you're
willing to risk one hell of a backlash in a couple weeks. But you can
safely milk them for about half of what they're worth.
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Response 10 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (06:35) * 2 lines
These are wacky.
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Response 11 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (06:50) * 12 lines
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Sagittarius
The reality that you've been eluding finally catches up with you. You may
be pleasantly surprised at how palatable it can be. Are you sure you
didn't suspect that one of your followers holds a special affection for
you? You may not need to make a decision now, but at least you know the
possibility exists. Once again you manage to turn a normal day into an
exciting journey. The only difference from the last few days is that now
you feel more responsible for your actions. If you're already behaving
like a saint, so much the better.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 12 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (08:26) * 22 lines
And here's Sag's from the local http://www.astrofish.com
Kind of a local slant on 'scopes . . .
Thursday, 14-Jan-99 07:18:55 CST
I was doing my humble duty and hauling the trash out to the back of my
truck this morning, and I thought to myself, "Self, this is an excellent
metaphor for Sagittarius for this week." Now, what you need to remember
this week is to put a tarp over all that trash which is riding around in
the back of your truck. You might want to make a detour or two before you
get to the dump. And nothing is worse than having all your trash, the
stuff you were trying to throw away, get scattered all over the highway.
Worse, is finding it on the mythical Main Street. I just worry that my
garbage might wind up on Congress Avenue, here in town. So do a little
follow up on your trip to the dump, and make sure you don't scatter too
much trash before you get there. Some obnoxious person might find your
address and then it's a scene from a song, just like "Alice's Restaurant."
... and the grumpy sister down the road in Cedar Creek just called a few
days ago to complain about a pizza box in my trash. Jennifer denied it
and so did the rest of my room mates.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 13 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (08:30) * 12 lines
And from the same site, here's Cancers:
Does the term "flame" mean anything to you? I'm not talking about the term
"flame" as in searing heat of a BBQ lit flame. No, and I'm not talking
about the pejorative use of the term of "flaming" as in respect to a
person's apparent sexual orientation, either. Nope, the flame I'm talking
about is reserved for a virulent form of written communication, oftentimes
referred to as "flame mail." Flames get fanned into a roaring fires, and
often as not, over some stupid little idea. So this is a week to be
careful with that communication because I know you're right, you know
you're right, it's just that third party who seems to be a bit obdurate.
Don't fan their flames, if you know what I mean.
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Response 14 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (00:13) * 1 lines
so you read XL today too, huh?
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Response 15 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (06:40) * 16 lines
Yep, you saw my comments about the Spring being ignored in Gregory's
pebbles awards for local websites. Did you write your protest letter yet?
Has anyone?
In case you forgot, it's:
This is the one and the same Gregory Kallenberg who once wrote:
"If you're looking for the best online gossip and chat in Austin and
surrounding areas, you shouldn't miss Spring.net. On his site, you can
talk about anything from art to Internet to sex. It's edgy and cool." -
Gregory Kallenberg, tech culture column, XL, Austin American Statesman,
8/27/98.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 16 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (06:47) * 16 lines
InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
All at once, you might lose your sense of humor. An act or a word could
hit too close to home, and it is no laughing matter. As long as nothing
too serious has happened, you will be yourself again soon enough. If a
financial setback, however minor, seems to color everything a shade of
gray, try to console yourself by thinking about the other things in your
life that matter. The people in your life are determined to get some of
your attention even though you think you want to spend the entire weekend
moping about money, . As long as the gang doesn't insist on going
shopping, you should have a good time.
Well, scratch that weekend at Highland Mall off my schedule. Riette,
watch out for that gang of shoppers!
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Response 17 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (10:09) * 1 lines
yes, Terry, I did...
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Response 18 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (10:16) * 1 lines
Thanks! What about the rest of youse!
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Response 19 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (12:46) * 1 lines
(the url above for astrofish should be http://www.astrofish.net/ )
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Response 20 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (19:53) * 1 lines
They change their scopes once a week instead of daily.
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Response 21 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (03:24) * 72 lines
HOROGIRL's Horoscopes for 1999
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20). It may not be the most romantic
year of your life, but hey--at least you're not suffering like some of
the other signs. News for this week is good for your finances---and how
they reflect the real you! You are all set for a huge professional push,
and this week gets you going.
AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 18). This year, You want to go
wild---and that seems like a good idea, but be sensitive to a few times
throughout the year when that will backfire on you ROYALLY. This week,
you are the love-bucket. Fill 'er up!
PISCES (February 19 - March 22). You're more focussed on getting work
right, rather than love---at least for a pisces. That's your saving
grace this year. It's true for the whole year, and never more so than
this week. Use the early part of the week to get your support in place,
before you do a Garbo, and retreat to your solitude for the real work.
ARIES (March 23 - April 20) BE ALL YOU CAN BE---but don't eat all you
can eat. Jupiter is in your sign this year, so you'll rock. Jupiter
rules everything BIG---so think big, act big, plan big, but be careful
with what you eat, or you'll BE big. Sky's the limit---as long as you
don't totally piss people off. You've got a choice, be your own
egotistical bad self, all by yourself, or work it a little, and make
room for someone else's viewpoint in your world view.
TAURUS (April 21 - May 22). Hide under a rock. Wait, no, don't hide
under a rock. Whatever you do, wear a seatbelt. This could be the year
you take off---but what a year it will be! Oh yeah, and--rely on your
friends. Don't fight them. You're a lover, not a fighter. Remind
yourself of this often, over the course of this next year. You've got a
couple of REALLY wild years ahead. This week, your career gets back into
the swing.
GEMINI (May 23 - June 21). Power struggles, baby. They're exciting,
right? Yeah, and life changing, and dangerous. Just bear all that in
mind. It's a weird one--year, not week---for you. Lots of work, that may
seem to be exactly what you DON'T want to do----and may SEEM to be out
of keeping with your plans for yourself, and your ideas about yourself.
Don't be so sure. Relationships are big, though,and even if the year is
weird, YOU are are at an unusal creative peak. This week is a juicy one,
so enjoy.
CANCER (June 22 - July 22). Just be glad you're not a Taurus, this year.
Money is a big focus this year, so pay close attention to your
resources, and how they fit into your plans. Don't lend money to one
night stands. In fact, you might not even want to lend money to your
husband or wife, this year. Love and money don't mix well for you this
year. This week is a good time to start.
LEO (July 23 - August 23). One word for the year: ouch. Remind yourself
that sometimes it hurts a bit to get a splinter pulled, or some other
necessary minor evil cleared, (which frees you up). Big success is
definitely available to you---huge success. But there are a few
splinters in your butt along the way.
VIRGO (August 24 - September 23). You'll probably manage the turmoil and
tumult of the year better than most. Bless you. My only warning has to
do with love/sex/friendship: Don't make a "brother" or "sister" into a
lover, this year. And vice versa. This week, enjoy the love at home AND
at work. Its a little creative bliss factory. Time to get to work on
things you love!
LIBRA (September 24 - October 23). How to balance the need for
excitement and dramatic flair, with your long term desires? Some of you
will just do it by having the wildest year imaginable. That's one way to
avoid answering the tough questions. But the REAL male and female libra
mensches out there will do it by having the hottest, most challenging,
most rewarding, and most stimulating one-on-one relationship of your
life.
SCORPIO (October 24 - November 23). Yikes. Watch your temper, and the
temper of others about you. That doesn't mean supress it. But whoa. What
an explosive year. Be grateful for your true friends. And try not to
pick fights with them. That goes for lovers, too. Learn how to fight
fair, and then you can fight all you want. This week, it's not really a
problem, though, so just enjoy that!
SAGITTARIUS (November 24 - December 21). Oh, just go wild this year. Who
cares-- it's the last year of the millenium. Keep busy and keep working.
It's another crazy year for you---but you're getting used to that, and
that's a GOOD thing! This week, you'll mostly have fun, running around
like crazy.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 22 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Jan 18, 1999 (11:49) * 14 lines
Here's mine and Ree Girls.. the Sagfolks.
(what are some other signs here besides wers Cancer?)
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Sagittarius
Everyone has a good heart and an open mind today. It could be because your
presence makes them feel valued. Or because your words carry the weight of
truth and the softness of compassion. You feel safe among strangers you
might normally fear. In fact, you wonder why you ever worried about them.
All people are filled with the glow of their humanity. Nobody has anything
to hide. You might be called upon to make a speech -- whatever you choose
to say, you will impress them. An acquaintance feels drawn to deepen your
relationship.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 23 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (10:43) * 9 lines
Sagittarius
Keep your mind and schedule open. Leave blanks to fill in in your little
black book and time available to schedule some fun. You are quick to
comprehend and apply new ideas. These could be yours from your brain or
from the masterful minds of others. Ignore your mother's advice and talk
to strangers. Start up a random conversation in order to figure out
someone's story, but make sure you have their permission or it could seem
a bit strange. Go someplace different and pretend to be someone else.
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Response 24 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (22:52) * 1 lines
now that one I like...especially in the context in which it is being presented!
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Response 25 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 22, 1999 (09:43) * 10 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 21, 1999
One approach you could take, I suppose, would be to seize the Devil by
the nose with red hot tongs and make him promise to never, ever tempt
you again. Unfortunately, though that may be effective in the short run,
it's likely to result in him seeking revenge at a later date. A better
angle, in my opinion, would be to negotiate with the Devil. Tell you'll
agree to be thrown into an uproar by certain selected temptations as
long as they have the potential to make you wiser, sexier, and funnier.
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Response 26 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 22, 1999 (09:44) * 11 lines
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 21, 1999
Today, Sagittarius, wear rags and sprinkle dirt on your head to signify
your insignificance and humility. Tomorrow, bedeck yourself with silk
and crown yourself with a garland to express your profound diginity and
divinity. The next day, combine the adornments of the previous two days
and celebrate the raging contradiction that is your life. Maybe then
you'll be receptive to my belief that the best way to pursue your dreams
is to cultivate a passionate indifference to the question of whether you
are an unimportant nobody or a glorious hero.
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Response 27 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 22, 1999 (14:19) * 1 lines
But, I always wear rags ...
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Response 28 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (15:00) * 1 lines
well, sounds like you need some silk ones, as well...
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Response 29 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (18:37) * 1 lines
Scorpio here.
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Response 30 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 24, 1999 (14:22) * 13 lines
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of January 21, 1999
A private citizen, James Swann, once paid off the entire national debt
of the United States out of the goodness of his heart. It was back in
1796, when the sum was puny compared to today's $5.6 trillion. Still, I
think we could approach a similar feat in 1999 if a whole gang of
America's top plutocrats pitched in. Now it so happens that this is an
excellent time for Scorpios of all stripes to overflow with charitable
contributions, whether it be of the financial or emotional kind.
Therefore, I call on Scorpios Bill Gates and Ted Turner to get the ball
rolling. Pony up $50 billion between you, dudes, and we'll be almost one
percent of the way home!
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Response 31 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Mon, Jan 25, 1999 (23:33) * 1 lines
Ugh! My karma is about finances??
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Response 32 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Feb 1, 1999 (00:53) * 11 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 28, 1999
My left brain pontificates, "You're not performing your duties in a
manner consistent with the task of becoming a more efficient and useful
social unit." But my right brain screams, "Explode the goddamn mold,
wild maestro! Bust out of your straitjacket and jam it in the jaws of
the neurotic guard dogs! Spit into the winter wind! Moon the wrongfully
privileged!" Meanwhile, my north brain coos, "Please carry out your
duties in a manner consistent with the task of quietly dismantling the
goddarn mold."
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Response 33 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Feb 1, 1999 (00:56) * 14 lines
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 28, 1999
If you're offended by vulgar metaphors, even those designed to shock you
into being more ferociously true to yourself, stop reading now. This
horoscope contains graphic testimony from a Sagittarius reader. "Years
ago," says Janet from Austin, "a therapist told me that eventually I
would hear a Big Pop. It would come, he said, when I got my head out of
my ass. Now, finally, I think I'm close to fulfilling my shrink's
prediction. Why? Because I realize how my beloved Jupiterian
expansiveness has hurt me. I see that I'm a great problem-solver for
everyone else except myself; I help the whole world but neglect to help
poor old me. Tell me I'm ready, Dr. Brezsny. Tell me the Big Pop is
imminent." (Dear Janet: It is, for a majority of your tribe.)
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Response 34 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Feb 1, 1999 (00:58) * 15 lines
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of January 28, 1999
Psychologist James Hillman says images have an uncanny power to hurt or
heal. In that spirit, I offer you a dream I had; may it cure your
smoldering dementia. In the dream, you're a mad scientist, clad in
purple frock coat and orange pants, who has just run out of your
laboratory clutching test tubes full of bubbling green liquids. You seem
exasperated, at wit's end. You turn your face up and yell in the
direction of heaven, though your words sound like gibberish. In
response, the giant hand of God reaches down from the clouds to offer
you a boon. The fingernails on the divine hand are painted cherry red
and there's a blue band-aid partially covering a booboo on the wrist.
And the gift? It's a miniature pink ferris wheel with six yellow
canaries riding in the cars.
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Response 35 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Feb 1, 1999 (10:21) * 2 lines
That Sag 'scope is awesome, does that apply to you as well, Ree Ree?
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Response 36 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (02:04) * 8 lines
cancer for
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2
Priorities change over time, and refusing to review them can leave you
trapped in a time warp. Eliminate what's obsolete to make room for the
new. You're plenty competent in your career, but your unpopularity with
a superior could block your progress. Someone who wants to be kissed
where you won't put your lips can be appeased by other means.
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Response 37 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (01:42) * 1 lines
I don't even GET mine! I'm sure all that imagery is supposed to be significant...
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Response 38 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (02:41) * 13 lines
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Sagittarius
Your job description or your role around the house may not allow much room
for flexibility. You don't have to be so boxed in, though, think about
what you'd like to change in your immediate environment. If you plan well
enough, you can get the wheels spinning in the direction of your choice.
You can control your course better than anyone else. You work efficiently,
although perhaps without much joy. Could you be diminishing your own
accomplishments or not rewarding yourself for a job well done? It would
help if you felt your efforts on the job were worth something more than
merely a paycheck. What type of work would make you feel good?
Answer. Quality assurance in a bikini factory.
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Response 39 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (15:20) * 21 lines
Gemini:
Wednesday, February 3, 1999
The sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Virgo. You can learn an enormous amount today, possibly through a conversation with a foreigner.
It looks like there's some sort of distance involved. Either you're calling
long distance, or the person is from far away, or you're actually getting
this information in a college setting. That's one of the other possibilities,
since travel, foreigners and colleges are all covered by the same area of
the chart. At any rate, It looks like the information is there. All you have to
do is soak it up. Later, there will be a conflict that's not so easily
resolved. Things won't come together, but don't despair. A separation may
actually be better for all concerned right now, leading to growth and new
insights.
On a scale of 0 (most challenging) to 10 (easiest), here are your levels for
today: Love: 5 Work: 6 Communications: 7
By Linda Black, Tribune Media Services syndicated columnist.
(oh no, they're gonna send me back to the desert!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 40 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:37) * 1 lines
maybe the distance thing just involves us here on the Spring, Wolf...
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Response 41 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:40) * 11 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of February 4, 1999
My dictionary of symbols says that the king's highway is an ancient term
that means an undeviating path leading straight to the source. It
represents a vigorous and high-minded approach, and in most situations I
would recommend it to you. Not now, though. I believe that on your
current mission, you would go astray if you took the king's highway.
Only a scruffy, winding path will teach you all you need to know to take
full advantage of the treasure you'll find at the end of your journey.
Let's call this crooked course the trickster's highway.
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Response 42 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:40) * 1 lines
maybe....could read anything into it, huh? and folks have been pretty scarce around here.
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Response 43 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:41) * 13 lines
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Week of February 4, 1999
I'm sure that at various times in the past, you've had your heart stolen
and your mind blown. But have you ever had your mind stolen and your
heart blown? Speaking of amazing sensations, you know the funny-bone
feeling that's usually localized in your elbow? This week you'll be
visited by a psychic, head-to-toe version of it. There's one other
boggling sensation in the works, too, but in order to get the full
benefits of it, you'll have to make yourself outrageously receptive.
Have you ever taken an out-of-body jaunt while you were still more or
less awake, giving you glimpses of gorgeous new temptations that
ultimately inspire you to rise above your satanic self-denial?
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Response 44 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:42) * 13 lines
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of February 4, 1999
Joseph Campbell said that in fairy tales, protagonists who drop the
reins as they ride their horses are symbolically giving in to instinct.
And since I dreamed of you doing exactly that last night, I'm quite
concerned. While such a surrender might be healthy at times, it isn't
now. You urgently need to go against the flow of your natural patterns
and ancient habits. In fact, your creative energies will flourish in
March only if you sublimate and transcend like mad during the next two
weeks. So please try to correct the problem some night soon: Dream of
keeping a firm grip on the reins--or, if you happen to be driving a
vehicle, on the steering wheel.
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Response 45 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:43) * 14 lines
(and back to your bikinis, Terry...)
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of February 4, 1999
Events this week will make a man out of you--if you're a woman. And
they'll make a woman out of you if you're a man. I'm exaggerating a
little, of course. The transsexual crossover I'm talking about will be
happening in the deep dark closet of your psyche. Nevertheless, it won't
be a mere abstraction. Your body will undergo actual chemical
alterations. And woe be to you, by the way, if you think there's
something bizarre about activating more of the qualities of the opposite
sex. You now have a very sexy opportunity to become a more complete and
attractive human being.
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Response 46 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:44) * 1 lines
(and yes we have, Wolf...)
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Response 47 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:46) * 1 lines
that one you posted for gemini sounds pretty interesting.....
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Response 48 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:48) * 2 lines
doesn't it just!
thought you might like it...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 49 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:48) * 3 lines
ooooo...i can't stand all the tingly sensations.....
(good to see you wer!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 50 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:51) * 3 lines
I made Wolf ting-gle...
(you, too!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 51 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 3, 1999 (16:52) * 1 lines
*giggle*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 52 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Feb 7, 1999 (13:28) * 11 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerians will find this
to be a good day for fun and creativity and perhaps for
some delicious romance, too -- get ready. Those involved
with sales and marketing will get good responses from
campaigns and advertising, while all Cancers will have a
day in which even the most complicated or difficult
message is easily delivered. If you are married or in a
committed relationship, either you or your partner may be
feeling uncomfortably possessive, which is creating many
problems. Try to keep your head down and move on,
staying where you are will do no one good.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 53 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Feb 8, 1999 (09:52) * 11 lines
InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
The range of possibilities is overwhelming. Everywhere you look, there's
something else to distract you. If you overindulge your daydreaming, it's
going to slow you down. Your mind might wander so far, you could get lost.
It's good to dream, but it's better to get your work done and fulfill your
responsibilities first. Shift gears and match speed with reality. The
world out there is every bit as good as you could imagine. Communication
is key to enriching your relationships with those who are close to you.
Your art or creative means of expression helps others get to know you and
accept you with all your unique facets.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 54 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Feb 9, 1999 (22:50) * 10 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You have bent over so
far backwards for others that you are staring at the
ceiling. Just lie there and collect your resources for a long,
refreshing moment. Soon it will be time to stand up for
yourself. Giving too much will leave you empty, so make
a promise to yourself to indulge in something wonderful
right now. A tension is being strung between your work
life and matters that are important to you on the home
front. You must strive to balance the two or the situation
will worsen.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 55 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Feb 9, 1999 (22:51) * 1 lines
will get back to ya'll on that one...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 56 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Feb 10, 1999 (07:43) * 2 lines
I'm still working on yesterdays.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 57 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (03:33) * 13 lines
Riette and Terry's SagScope for today:
InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
You come back down to earth after your last round of festivities. Your
spirit is still jovial and expansive, but the incoming Capricorn Moon
gives you a purpose and a plan. You've had a good time and have been able
to relax. It is good to release some of that pressure you have been under.
This could be one of your best days ever. A good day to plan for the
future. If you are going on a journey, make sure your passport is in
order. Visit distant countries, and make new friends.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 58 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (11:16) * 1 lines
(mental note for March: transcend! evolve!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 59 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (13:23) * 3 lines
Cancer (June 22 to July 22)
You can look forward to seven days and nights of diarrhea...and a
lifetime of drinking Pepto-Bismol.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 60 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (13:34) * 1 lines
oh my.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 61 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (13:55) * 11 lines
infoseek gemini:
The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Capricorn. Your ruling planet, Mercury, is going into Pisces today.
This should be kind of interesting, since Pisces is in your
Solar Tenth House of career and success. Many people
are successful in something that they find rather
confronting. For example, you would be most successful
quite probably in a career where you take care of others.
You're good with communication skills, so you might not
have thought of that, but healing is the real avenue you
could find most satisfying. Give it some thought.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 62 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (14:13) * 2 lines
alright already...
gimme Aries somebody!!!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 63 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (15:46) * 19 lines
infoseek aries:
The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Capricorn.
You're getting a lot luckier today. Jupiter, the big planet
of good luck, is going right into your sign. That's the good
news. The rather tricky situation that's developing is that
Mercury, the planet symbolizing the mind, is going from
analytical Aquarius into emotional Pisces. Now, when
Mercury is in Aquarius, it helps you figure things out
more quickly. You tend to be sort of an analytical type,
so that's just more power for your natural tendencies. But
when Mercury is in Pisces, it's teaching you how to be
sensitive, warm, cuddly and intuitive. Those are all nice
qualities to have, but when you're racing full speed ahead,
you might be more likely to forget all about them. That'll
be your biggest problem today, so watch out for it.
(your welcome stacey! *grin*)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 64 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (18:54) * 3 lines
THANKS!
but it's not right...
i'm RARELY analytical and ALWAYS emotional!!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 65 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (21:26) * 1 lines
oh what do the stars know anyway? (mine makes me superficial and flighty--i'm NOTHING like that in real life *giggle* (ok, not superficial)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 66 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (00:45) * 15 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of February 11, 1999
Wild-hearted Mars plunged into your House of Erotic Intrigue two weeks
ago, and will be swirling around in that sensitive area for an
unprecedented five months in 1999. (The last time Mars made such an
intense and prolonged visit here was the first seven months of 1984.) I
predict that in response, most of you Cancerians will be consumed by one
of two fates. Some of you will fall prey to the idiotic notion
(propogandized incessantly by pop music) that love is more meaningful
when it's interwoven with jealousy, deception, and obsession. Others of
you will explore scarily sacred depths of intimacy with partners you'll
learn to trust more than you thought possible. Decisions you make this
Valentine season will have a major impact on which path you ultimately
take.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 67 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (00:46) * 13 lines
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Week of February 11, 1999
My Valentine's gift to you is to help you boost your sense of how
attractive you are. To start, close your eyes and visualize the most
alluring person you know. He or she is standing in front of you, wearing
whatever you want or nothing at all. Now imagine that this gorgeous
angel is gazing at you with tender desire. Bask in that aura for a
while, then add to the scene another equally stunning person, also
giving you goo-goo eyes. Insert still another raving beauty or
irresistible hunk, and another, and another. Don't stop until you have
arrayed before you in your mind's eye ten enticing people of your
favorite gender--and they're all glowing with sweet hot love for you.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 68 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (00:49) * 15 lines
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Week of February 11, 1999
I have a special togetherness exercise for you and your Valentine. It's
called Siamese Twins. First, go to a thrift store and buy a jumbo unisex
outfit, like a Godzilla-sized sweater and sweat pants with a 60-inch
waist. At home, strip down to your underwear, then squeeze yourselves
into your joint costume. Each one of you will be able to have only one
arm waving free, of course. The other will have to be wrapped around the
torso of your sweetheart beneath the sweater. Similarly, each of you
gets one pant leg for both your legs. Once you're ensconced, spend two
hours and 22 minutes working as a single, coordinated unit: Tie shoes,
prepare tea, play hopscotch. Careening crazily till you fall down is
highly recommended; let's see how good you can get at lifting yourselves
up when you're like a turtle on its back.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 69 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (00:50) * 11 lines
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of February 11, 1999
Polls reveal that almost three-fourths of all people think everyone else
is having more fun than they are. For Scorpios, the percentage is even
higher, an incredible 88 percent. Given your preference for intensity
over contentment, and deep meaning over nice gestures, your suspicions
may actually have a factual basis much of the time. I can assure you,
however, that they are utterly without foundation right now. Every
cosmic omen is screaming to me that this Valentine season should begin
one of the happiest, most pleasurable periods you've known in years.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 70 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (00:51) * 11 lines
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of February 11, 1999
Which will it be this Valentine season, boss, war or love? You can't
have both. Will you devote your considerable resources to designing an
ingenious and covert form of revenge? Or will you channel that same
energy into conjuring a breakthrough in your ability to blend compassion
and lust? To define the question from a different angle, will you
exultantly spew out projections of ugliness on your beloved enemy, or
will you diligently hunt for the missing keys to awakening your
beloved's secret fire?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 71 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (01:20) * 8 lines
Cancer's
Year Ahead: You excel in snuggling. But in 1999, you'll get a crash
course in sex from Mr. Libido (a.k.a. Mars). There will be a strong
emphasis on hands-on experience. Classes go from January 26th to March
18th. After a review period from May 5th through July 4th, lessons
resume until September 2nd. Your required reading is the Kama Sutra and
The Joy of Sex. You'll have lots of homework, so get ready to burn the
midnight oil.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 72 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (14:47) * 9 lines
Cancer's for the
WEEKEND OF FEBRUARY 13
Don't be frustrated by the slowness of a revelation. Information that
comes incrementally is more easily encoded. Mind your motives and your
integrity with regard to a partner. Disappointment is no excuse to break
the rules. Practice better economics so that debits don't exceed
credits. A Sunday frolic with a loved one provides overdue fun.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 73 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Sun, Feb 14, 1999 (21:44) * 1 lines
Love those cosmic omens!! Yessir, this is going to be my millenium, I just know it...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 74 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Feb 15, 1999 (22:49) * 9 lines
Cancer for
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15
An unexpected disruption may dash your plans -- but you're good in a
crisis, because you're quick on your feet. The need to dance to someone
else's tune makes you appreciate your own choice of music. Beware of
blind optimism. Look before you leap into a seemingly great opportunity.
It may not sustain the weight of your expectations, and could collapse
under heavier scrutiny.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 75 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (01:21) * 9 lines
cancer's for
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17
It's a beautiful day to frolic in the recesses of memory and
imagination. In other words, you need a break from reality -- perhaps to
repair a broken heart or spirit. Creativity you can't contain may lead
you to investigate a new career. The steps necessary to make the
transition aren't as onerous as you think. A flurry of worry dissipates
as you indulge in recreation.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 76 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (17:00) * 13 lines
Gemini: 17 Feb 99
The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Pisces. Your
assignment for today is to listen carefully. It looks like
someone is trying to teach you something, but the lesson
may not come through words alone. You're also being
taught by example. A person you admire very much is
quite likely to do something you find difficult. The clue
here is that this person finds it easy. If you see something
like that happening, pay attention. You can mimic what
the other person does, even if you can't quite explain it.
Imitation, besides being the very best form of flattery, is
also an excellent way to learn.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 77 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (18:46) * 1 lines
so, what didja learn?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 78 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (20:01) * 1 lines
that they're sending me off into the wild blue yonder again in spring.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 79 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (22:54) * 2 lines
same bat-place,
same bat-station?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 80 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (11:54) * 1 lines
nope, better locale, but still, i'll miss my baby girl's 6th b-day. she'll never forgive me :(
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 81 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (11:59) * 15 lines
gemini, 19 feb:
The Sun is going into Pisces and the Moon is in Aries.
The Moon's transit through Aries today should let you
know who your friends are. They're the ones who are
bringing you good luck, but also a little stern coaching. If
you get off track, one of your friends is bound to let you
know about it and reel you back in. That's important,
because sometimes you get sidetracked. Today, that's not
a good idea. As the Sun goes into Pisces, where it'll be by
tomorrow, your career opportunities start opening up.
You're going to have to have done the homework,
though, or you won't be ready when opportunity knocks.
Today, practice.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 82 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (14:58) * 1 lines
Sorry to hear that Wolf, it would break my heart to miss one of my children's birthdays. Where are you going?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 83 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (17:14) * 3 lines
that horoscope for us twins should've read 18 feb.
autumn: out in the middle of nowhere, basically.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 84 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (19:05) * 1 lines
Maine?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 85 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (19:06) * 10 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of February 18, 1999
After a long and semi-brilliant reign as your kick-ass guide, one of
your major influences is about to lose more than a little of its hold on
you. This is a stealthy turning point that's best faced on an empty
mind, so please wash your brain thoroughly. The fertile new imprints
that are on their way will be much more effective in inspiring
brainstorms if you're not being a nice, polite Crab trying to stay loyal
to the memory of your old teacher.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 86 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (14:23) * 9 lines
cancer's for
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19
Don't inhale a superior's hot air. You may be impressionable, but you're
not blind to the writing on the wall. Your challenge is to be a rock of
stability amid a bit of a tremor. No one is better situated to look out
for number one than you. Heeding your intuition means shunning those
with murky motives. Follow a pleasure-seeker to a place of glee. A
novelty item tickles your funny bone.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 87 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (15:48) * 16 lines
Gemini, 19 Feb.
The Sun is in Pisces and the Moon is in Aries. Don't dash off
and do something today just because of a friend's suggestion.
Better check and make sure that's what your client or your boss
wants. What your friend thinks is appropriate might be
completely different. Unless your friend is paying your salary,
his or her opinion is, well, an opinion. Sorry, but that's all it
amounts to. You can do projects like that on your own time,
but if you're on company time, better check and make sure
you're on the right track before you race off in a new direction.
The odds are better you'll be asked to do something you've
done before. Even if that seems confining, if that's how you
pay the rent, that's what you ought to be doing.
what? now's NOT a good time to give up my retirement paycheck for a job at wally world?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 88 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 20, 1999 (00:22) * 1 lines
that implies that there is a good time for that...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 89 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Tue, Feb 23, 1999 (11:51) * 1 lines
(Still LOL at wer saying "Maine"...)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 90 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (02:27) * 1 lines
at least someone currently finds me useful...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 91 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (02:48) * 9 lines
Cancer's for
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23
A colleague who commands considerable respect admires your work ethic
and wants to see you succeed. A great undertaking requires all the help
you can get. Seek advice to nourish egos and expand your team. A little
finesse and subtle leverage return positive energy and momentum.
Champion change while you alternately entertain friends and exchange
issues.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 92 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (09:26) * 5 lines
Gemini, Feb 24 (now this is indeed sad)
" "
and that's about the extent of infoseek's horoscope for gemini's today.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 93 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (18:27) * 2 lines
at least it's not bad!
(maybe it was abducted by aliens...)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 94 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (18:29) * 9 lines
Cancer's for
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24
Eureka! A jackpot of good karma is at the other end of your rainbow of
sublime kindness. You share in someone else's fair fortune, and you're
also the beneficiary of returned favors. An emotional upheaval may
diminish your productivity at work. Be professional, especially if
you've made the mistake of mixing career and romance. You can save face
despite a disgrace.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 95 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (18:29) * 9 lines
and for you, Wolf,
Gemini's for
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24
The influence of a friend with a heart of gold puts you in touch with
your better instincts through charitable activities. Good deeds lead you
to good people and luck. A partner who is riding an emotional roller
coaster needs some peace and tranquility. Don't reflect any agitation
you may encounter. Instead, set an example for equanimity.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 96 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (21:04) * 1 lines
oh, that can't be mine, it's implying i have friends.....*grin*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 97 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (22:26) * 1 lines
mine do that to me sometimes, too!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 98 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Thu, Feb 25, 1999 (18:02) * 1 lines
well, good thing all of us with no friends hang out here together *smile*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 99 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 25, 1999 (18:42) * 1 lines
something like that...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 100 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Feb 26, 1999 (18:31) * 6 lines
gemini: 26 feb 99
The Sun is in Pisces and the Moon is in Cancer. Today could turn out to be a challenge, not just for you, but for everybody. It looks like it starts out with a breakdown in communication. Somebody says one thing, but other person hears something completely different. This is not all that unusual, actually. It happens all the time. But today, you might be amazed to see how big a spread there can be between what was said and what was heard. Keep that in mind if you're giving any kind of instructions or orde
s. You might even want to have people repeat back to you what they heard, so you can put in the correction earlier rather than having to deal with the messes later.
repeat after me.....
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 101 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 27, 1999 (00:12) * 9 lines
Cancer's for
WEEKEND OF FEBRUARY 27
Follow an enchanting friend to a gathering despite your intolerance for
small talk. If anyone there can stimulate your intellect, you'll find
that person. Your social grace may remind an inattentive mate that
you've got other options. Eviscerate your regret for a missed
opportunity by pursuing it. Overspending could create another headache.
Prevent additional stress.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 102 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Mon, Mar 1, 1999 (20:07) * 5 lines
Gemini, 1 Mar 99
You may not know if you're coming or going today. And if you don't set priorities early, you're almost certain to be doing the one when you should be doing the other. Everybody's got an opinion about how things should be done. You can listen, but make your own choices.
the first part was true. this day flew by. oh, and now that i read more, the whole thing was true. i felt like i was being pulled in too many directions and got a ton of advice on how to lose weight.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 103 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar 1, 1999 (22:05) * 12 lines
cancer's for
MONDAY, MARCH 1
Plan an exotic excursion with a loved one. A luxury cruise or a
Mediterranean vacation would give you plenty to look forward to, though
it's more important to repair to a place of peace and privacy. A control
freak may want you to perform a task in a particular way -- even though
it's not what works best for you. Instead of arguing, agree; then do
your own thing.
could've used the peace and privacy, but the only control freak around
me today was me...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 104 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Mar 2, 1999 (10:29) * 1 lines
*laugh*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 105 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Mar 2, 1999 (19:15) * 5 lines
Gemini: 2 Mar 99
Choose a leader who's got the objective clearly in mind. You'll not only be more successful, you'll make your life a lot easier. Your best choice is one who consistently says what you want to hear, and does what he or she says. If you know somebody like that, give this person your support.
i know no one like that....guess i'm screwed!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 106 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 2, 1999 (20:39) * 14 lines
then get yo'self to the proper conference!
cancer's for
TUESDAY, MARCH 2
Draw up a list of small tasks that, when completed, will make you feel
on top of the world. Entertaining at home may be burdensome right now,
but you will love the shine that hosting gives you -- not to mention the
afterglow. You'll have more romantic opportunities than usual, so you
can afford to be extraordinarily selective. But don't dismiss prospects
because of cosmetic flaws; get to know them before ruling them out.
...?!?!?...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 107 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar 3, 1999 (19:03) * 11 lines
cancer's for
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3
This may be the day to seek an exclusive arrangement if it's not
premature. Sensitivity to past complaints of being too controlling may
discourage you, but if love is rocking and rolling, it's time to take it
to the next level. Emotional turmoil reflects growing pains. The key to
enjoying adversity is to recognize its humanizing lessons.
oh, bother.....
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 108 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 4, 1999 (20:41) * 11 lines
cancer's for
THURSDAY, MARCH 4
Memos bring more work, but you're prepared to do it all and to do it
well, because you're the taskmaster from heaven. An apprentice needs
tutelage, and your eminent efficiency makes you the obvious role model.
Just try to be patient. Hold the line against depression by getting out
of the house. Shun electronic creature comforts to explore friendship
and romance.
yeah, right...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 109 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Thu, Mar 4, 1999 (21:04) * 5 lines
Gemini, 4 Mar 99
You are looking very good today, and most likely making a great impression. But again, that could lead to trouble. Looks like everybody wants your time and attention. Instead of picking A or B, a third option that shows up today could be your best choice.
yeah right. i have no options. the more you do, the more they give you to do. i doubt impressions of the good kind are being made as it seems i don't have enough to keep myself occupied as it is....
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 110 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Mar 5, 1999 (10:31) * 11 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of March 4, 1999
If you were a cow, it would be prime time to move on to new grazing
lands. If you were a monogamy buff, you'd now have temporary permission
to let your eyes wander far and wide to find out what you're
missing--and what you're not. If you were a journalist, it'd be a
perfect moment to stop forcing the raging ambiguity of real life into
neatly packaged news-bites. If you were an immortal god-like being who
had impulsively taken on a human form as an experiment only to have
forgotten your origins, you'd be on the verge of remembering the truth.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 111 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Mar 5, 1999 (16:18) * 1 lines
*laugh*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 112 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Mar 6, 1999 (00:37) * 10 lines
cancer's for
WEEKEND OF MARCH 6
Be careful not to overextend your helping hand. Reach deep into your
heart but not into your pocket, since a troubled soul may need managed
care more than money. A lazy, solitary Sunday may provide too much time
to fret over woes. Use it instead to discover the heart and mind of a
lover. Intimacy is only an embrace away.
no comment 'cept, "ain't gonna happen"...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 113 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Sat, Mar 6, 1999 (16:38) * 6 lines
Infoseek Gemini, 6 Mar 99
Conditions are perfect for working with a team on a big project. Know anybody who's putting up a barn? Doesn't look like you'll make much money this weekend, but the contacts and the good impression you can make will be more valuable. Put on a good show - you're being watched!
sounds like an "x file" to me....
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Response 114 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (17:09) * 10 lines
look everyone, Stacey is writing my horoscopes now!
Cancer's for
THURSDAY, MARCH 11
You're inclined to reminisce, perhaps because the past seems like a
better place. A change of circumstance (and possibly, venue) is overdue.
Relocation may sound dreadful because you feel locked in by possessions
and partnerships, but agitate the status quo and see what shakes out.
Life is too short not to move forward.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 115 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (17:22) * 2 lines
woo woo!
it's my day job...
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Response 116 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (17:29) * 1 lines
Ah...
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Response 117 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (17:39) * 2 lines
well... when I'm not working this one!
so... gonna take the advice?
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Response 118 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (18:07) * 1 lines
*shrug*
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Response 119 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (00:15) * 8 lines
cancer's for
TUESDAY, MARCH 16
The workday may wear you down enough to make you want to spend the night
with sitcoms. But why watch alone? TV land isn't such a waste when
you've got a viewing mate. Your willingness to follow the evidence to
the truth may prompt an emotional trauma, but it will liberate you in
the long run. Reconnect with old friends for a new beginning.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 120 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (21:43) * 1 lines
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 121 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Mar 19, 1999 (00:39) * 8 lines
Cancer's for
FRIDAY, MARCH 19
You and some old friends will relive good memories and plan for a
festive weekend. Happy hour may extend into three, your lucky number.
Not doing well with love? It may be due to neglect. Assure a partner
that you'll compensate for your absenteeism with special plans for
tomorrow or Sunday.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 122 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 30, 1999 (23:45) * 12 lines
Cancer's
George horoscope for the month of March
(which, of course, is now over and I apparently missed the whole thing...)
Mid-month heralds, "Onward to a more dynamic
participation in life." More than "success,"
art is now at the core of your life. This
generates enthusiasm, which provides a much
better life fuel than bitterness. Emodying
your music, spinning your pots, and dancing
your paintings will make you wealthy. Then
creative expression gives rise to happy ambition.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 123 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (07:11) * 1 lines
"Spinning your pots" - are you a Cancer? Will you stick to cooking?
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Response 124 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (14:24) * 2 lines
Eternal questions, Alexander...
(yes, I be a Cancerian (well, amongst other things...))
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 125 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (14:45) * 1 lines
So, do you also do lobsters and crabs? Or do you avoid the totem thing?
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Response 126 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (15:44) * 3 lines
contrary to popular belief and some published reports,
I have never had sex with any inhabitant (former or
current) of the sea...
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Response 127 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (16:03) * 3 lines
Oh, excuse my English! I was trying to ask "Kind Sir, do you prepare Frutti di Mare of the Cancer kin, or do you respect your totem and exempt is from being source of culinary exaltation?"
I just didn't feel like typing so much.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 128 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (21:14) * 1 lines
understood...and no, I cook what I'm told/requested...
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Response 129 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (00:02) * 1 lines
I personally refuse to eat scorpions. It would practically be cannibalism, after all.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 130 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (09:28) * 1 lines
But would you prepare any, say, for Wer?
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Response 131 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (01:15) * 1 lines
I'm afraid that would conflict with my beliefs and my credo in general.
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Response 132 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (05:52) * 3 lines
Wow, what a sweet thing to say! Bet it would make our fave Wer blush and giggle like a texan school girl in intermediate! "Guess what, y'all, and then she said I'd conflict with her beliefs and her credo in general! Far out, dude!"
;=}
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Response 133 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Sun, Apr 25, 1999 (23:28) * 1 lines
Ha-ha! I never really pictured Wer as a "Far out, dude!" kind of guy. Sounds more like surfer than bluegrass. Well, Wer, am I right?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 134 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (00:29) * 1 lines
for the most part...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 135 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (10:54) * 1 lines
I've got WER classified as the reluctant intellectual with a deep, dark romantic side...
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Response 136 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (11:19) * 4 lines
Deep dark, he'd agree to right away, I bet. Some other stuff, too, some not.
But Wer, how would you phrase this, if you were a Texan schoolgirl of intermediate level? Or a Freshman (haha!)?
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Response 137 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (02:15) * 7 lines
instead of Far out, Dude, it would probably be more something
along the lines of
Can you believe that? It's just, so, creepy! Wanna go by the
library after class?
(only reluctant because I've been told one too many times
to quit being so damned patronizing...well, that and the procrastination)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 138 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (07:57) * 1 lines
That and the WHAT?
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Response 139 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (08:23) * 1 lines
(Oh, and I would, Wer, they have this rad old Devo record I don't have! I borrow it for a week every month...)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 140 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, May 16, 1999 (13:51) * 9 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be careful not to overwork yourself
to the point of exhaustion. If you get overloaded, there's no shame in
seeking help from co-workers to finish a project. The task may be
possible, but perhaps your approach is the wrong one. Disregard
the negative voices in your head, and instead, listen to other people's
ideas. Don't be afraid to start over. The finished product is what is
important in the end. No one will remember the hours put in, so it
might be advisable to do the best job you can in the shortest amount
of time. Don't agonize.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 141 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Sun, May 16, 1999 (18:32) * 1 lines
What'd I say? What I say, man! Classic 80/20 rule meets team-players. Just what I say all the time...
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Response 142 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, May 23, 1999 (14:50) * 8 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22): A good day to analyze your
emotions. Honesty in a relationship stirs the dust in an exciting little
breeze. Communication will also be clear and concise. Words are
charged with subtle power. You have carte blanche access and
don't need to be invited in by knocking at the door. Cancer enjoys
the privilege of unlimited access to the people who are nearest and
dearest. Show your appreciation while you're thinking of it. Start a
kindhearted exchange and see what comes back to you.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 143 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Mon, May 24, 1999 (09:17) * 1 lines
Well, do it!
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Response 144 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (14:44) * 12 lines
and this one's for my birthday...
CANCER (June 21-July 22):Even well-meaning people can
become a nuisance. If you are feeling annoyed, tell everyone to go
away and shut the door quietly but firmly. Pampering yourself for a
day might make all the difference. Little things will take you far.
Stick with the simple and familiar as the world around you grows
more complex. If you seem to learn slowly, it's only because you're
getting a better grasp on the material. It's okay to retreat. Just
because you choose not to participate doesn't mean that you're
surrendering. Have the wisdom to steer clear of energy-draining
matters that don't concern you.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 145 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (21:15) * 3 lines
haapy birthday!!!!!!!
err... happy I mean!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 146 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Mon, Jun 28, 1999 (06:10) * 1 lines
I mean, too!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 147 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 3, 1999 (06:26) * 1 lines
but we love you anyway!
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Response 148 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jul 11, 1999 (11:44) * 8 lines
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Expect a few orderly, heartwarming
days under the Cancer Moon. Your plate is full, but there's enough
to share with everyone. Taking care of others brings you delight and
satisfaction. Your home is neat as a pin, and you are busy fussing
with pillow fluffing and home cooking. Making the time to repaint or
redecorate will feel very fulfilling to you. You are at bat for someone
who is very close to you, and your support and testimony makes all
the difference. Family takes precedence over all else.
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Response 149 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Jul 12, 1999 (15:48) * 1 lines
sounds like a good one...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 150 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 13, 1999 (00:10) * 1 lines
the problem is...a good one for what?
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Response 151 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Jul 13, 1999 (01:34) * 1 lines
Wolf and I are both Gemini. When was your day? Mine's the 31st of May
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Response 152 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 13, 1999 (02:29) * 11 lines
and this was the 12th's...
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Try not to be too fixed in your
opinions, but look for other alternatives. Now is a good time for
moneymaking activities. Intangibles have their place, but sometimes
you need more than just ink on paper. There's no crime in being
comfortable, but moderation is the soul of elegance. When attacked
in jest, defend yourself with laughter. You may be laughing alone if
the joke isn't obvious to anyone else. Your social life is enhanced
when you respect unspoken boundaries. A small gesture of kindness
can restore someone's faith in you.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 153 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (09:42) * 19 lines
My 'scope and Ree's for aujordhui (any other Saggies in the crowd?)
Sagittarius
You may have some difficulty dealing with others today, Sagittarius,
especially a boss or client. Whether or not he knows it, an authority
figure is driving you crazy. Try to keep a level head even though inside
you're steaming mad. Pay close attention to anything pertaining to
finances. Don't rush into anything you aren't sure of. Read between the
lines in legal or travel matters. Attention to detail is a must when
dealing with contracts of any kind. At the end of the day, relax with a
good book or rent a comedy. This is a good day to find something that
makes you laugh long and hard.
InfoSpace.com Horoscopes
(my boss was super nice to me when we got to work this morning, then he
took off . . . any suggestions for good comedies?)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 154 of 1282: Barry Kort (moulton) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (12:23) * 1 lines
Almost any Woody Allen flick. :)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 155 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (21:01) * 4 lines
Now that evening is setting in and I've been to work unscathed (actually
got a lot done), I built a bookcase wall in my house (14' long), shocked
the pool (no moonlight dips tonight), I shall set forth in search of a
repast and perhaps a comedy.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 156 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (21:37) * 1 lines
My fav is "Zelig"
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 157 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (00:02) * 1 lines
repast?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 158 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (00:07) * 1 lines
The man needs a full tummy to take on Woody Allen!
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Response 159 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (09:00) * 6 lines
Never made it to the movies, but the repast at Central Market in the outdoor cafe
with music was very fine. It's morning and I just got done vacing the pool to
waste and the waters clear and warm for a weekend of fun. I'm glad we have
weekends!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 160 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (09:51) * 1 lines
weekends...*sigh*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 161 of 1282: Barry Kort (moulton) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (10:33) * 1 lines
Bon Dipetit!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 162 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (10:43) * 1 lines
buona fortuna!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 163 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (18:11) * 1 lines
Okole Maluna (bottoms up!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 164 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Jul 19, 1999 (18:41) * 2 lines
????
Yeeee-Haaaw!
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Response 165 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jul 20, 1999 (12:51) * 12 lines
Sagittarius
Your fire burns low today, but an ebb in energy doesn't have to slow down
your rich internal life. If the company of others seems abrasive, spend a
quite day completing solitary tasks at your desk and a quiet evening
alone. If you don't live on your own, you can still get quality time with
yourself. Take a long bath and go to bed early with a good book. Since you
may not be of much use to anyone else, take some time to figure out what
it all means. If you can get away, a leisurely drive or a short trip might
be the answer.
Sounds like a low key to me.
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Response 166 of 1282: Autumn (autumn) * Thu, Jul 22, 1999 (23:01) * 1 lines
Sounds like heaven!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 167 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (21:32) * 14 lines
Cancer: There's always a little period AFTER a Mercury retrograde that
is, at best, a little unsettled. And guess what? You get to feel this one
more so than other signs. Not that it has a lot to do with you, but it
does. I was in El Paso once, having a cigar after a fine meal of barely
charred dead cow parts, and I got this little glint in my eye. Slightly
offbeat, slightly mischievous, slightly off center. It was the cigar, I'm
sure. You're just like I was that night, only, your buzz from the cigar
is going to feel like it lasts all month long. An extra cup of coffee, a
mild soporific substance, a little up, a little down, and your head
bursting with ideas. Try and pull all this together. I did what I do best
in a situation like that, I went back to the motel and watched Xena on
the cable TV. It's about all that was on. But there's more than reruns on
your cable TV -- you can do a lot more with strange ideas floating
through your cranium.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 168 of 1282: Barry Kort (moulton) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (23:28) * 1 lines
Now if you had been wearing your Tony Lama boots... :)
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Response 169 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (23:38) * 5 lines
was wearing my Justin Ropers, actually,
when I posted that...not sure what the
gentleman was wearing who wrote it...
it's my August horoscope from
http://www.astrofish.net/
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Response 170 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (00:44) * 37 lines
Flavor: Just about any flavor will do, but junk food, or its all-natural equivalent, will get their attention quickest.
Grocery store: Gemini is [are] ruled by Mercury. Mercury goes around the Sun every 88 days. Get the picture? Fast
moving planet, and most Gemini's tend to be fast moving as well. Imagine a shopping cart with motorized wheels,
like a skateboard with an outboard motor on it. The Gemini will flit through the store, looking at everything, but
lingering no place in particular. GeminiÕs have some mighty strange eating habits. I knew Vegetarian Gemini once,
truly a macrobiotic "careful of what you eat, no animal products, nothing with a faceÓ type. What made this person
typically Gemini, was, in the heart of "nuts and fruits" (California), this particular Gemini would eat meat. Big, rare,
chunks of cow, obviously under done. Now, take this information and go to the grocery store with your Gemini friend.
They will look at everything. I mean, everything. Nothing is beyond their intellectual grasp.
Music: Gemini's have a strange penchant for the classics. Just about every Gemini I know has some classical music
in their collections. I wonder if they really have the attention span necessary to listen to a symphony all the way
through, or if they really listen to all that opera. However, this classical stuff will be intermingled with some
contemporary material as well. Something with a beat. Trying to narrow down a Gemini's sense of musical taste is a
little difficult. However, an upbeat flute solo, or "The flight of the Bumble Bee" really evokes what a Gemini might be
all about.
Walmart after midnight: One word -- exhausting. A Gemini is "hell-on-wheels" when it comes to going into the
super discount late night store. Nothing is safe. They will play with the toys in the children's department, they will take
a quick spin through the clothes, maybe try on some shoes, ask questions of the poor late staff people, and keep on
going. This place is less of a store and more of a playground. Of course, a Gemini frequently approaches life that
way.
Brick wall: Gemini is the original adaptable sign of the zodiac. They will tackle this brickwall with a certain zeal and
commitment to making sure that the goal is realized, that the wall is breached. However, in typical Gemini fashion, a
fixed obstacle that doesn't yield immediately to one of the 43 different efforts by the Gemini soon loses the Gemini's
attention. They get bored and wander off in search of other adventures. Of course, they did try more routes to get
around that wall than any other sign. One of us might pick up where the Gemini left off and find a good solution.
Bait: Gemini: Jointed Minnow -- Nothing works better on the Gemini than a super-long, jointed-minnow. It's pretty
much a top water lure, and the Gemini needs some flexibility. So a lure with some flexibility is needed to make the
Gemini happy. But unlike the plastic jobs which are way too "flexible," the jointed minnow lure is big enough to
present the Gemini with a challenge, and it offers enough rigidity that the Gemini will surely stay hooked.
Revenge: The easiest way to get revenge on a Gemini is to be boring. It drives a Gemini insane. Best of all, boring
for a Gemini can happen in three minutes or less.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 171 of 1282: roark muse-dwr (roarksmuse) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (01:44) * 1 lines
Hello everyone, I just joined, am a VIRGO, and want you, Marcia, to do one for me. It seems that people put their own horoscope for the day down. but, I know me, and think it may be interesting to see an interpretation from another soul. Is that possible?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 172 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (12:05) * 4 lines
OK, will do that. Then you must pop over to Geo and say something, please!
http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/browse/Geo/all
After all, you are into gardens, and that should fit into one of my topics!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 173 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (12:20) * 1 lines
First I need to know what sort of horoscope you want - the straight stuff or the off-the-wall stuff from astrofish? Then I will be more than happy to post Virgo for you.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 174 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (02:00) * 15 lines
VIRGO
Thursday, 29-Jul-1999 00:51:25 CDT
You know, I've got to come up with some better musical allusions. I'm doing my best to stay
with the younger set. I can't keep make references to music which really shows my age. Or
movies that are long out dated and nothing more than a faded memory or a video cassette.
So I won't talk about Jaws, or the theme song. However, Venus, who was supposed to be
kind to you, has decided to take a minute vacation from her good ways, and stir up a little
trouble for you. It's not bad. Well, it's not too bad. She's just doing a retrograde thing which
means the romance thing needs to take a little bit of a breather right now. Of course, it's been
a weird summer for love, anyway. Styles from long ago have risen from the dead, and with
both Venus and Mercury in a tailspin, I would suggest that you have somebody who will
appear at your doorstep this week, looking like they still need to be buried again. Imagine a
week of "Night of the Living Dead."
http://www.astrofish.net/
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 175 of 1282: roark muse-dwr (roarksmuse) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (05:43) * 3 lines
Cool. Whatever is fine. The last one you wrote, just above my response, is the type that I have in mind. I just looked at astrofish.com a little. I will get back to it (you see the time of night I work). and I promise to go to Geo.
thanks
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Response 176 of 1282: roark muse-dwr (roarksmuse) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (05:48) * 2 lines
Oh, Marcia....
Venus took a long vacation from me a long time ago. All is need now is to have a 'night of the living dead'. I'm the living dead in that department. ha ha ha
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Response 177 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (11:59) * 1 lines
You cannot know how sorry I am about that...I will hunt up a better one for you for today or tomorrow as I have time. The long one about Gemini came from astrofish, but I could not find a long one for Virgo... Where do you live that your nights are later than mine - but perhaps you are wise and do not indulge in this at your place of employment. Since you have been to Geo (I've noted your posting but have not been there yet this early morning) you might know that I live in Hawaii.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 178 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (16:00) * 30 lines
GEMINI
The Twins may be at a crossroads this year,
and you could benefit from some sound
Astrological advice. Finding yourself ripe with
romantic desires, you are more assertive in this
department than you've been in a long while.
Whatever (or whomever!) you want is yours, and
you are riding on the wave of a very assertive,
confident, and powerful spell. Getting what you
want and being incredibly direct aren't generally
common areas for you to excel in, so you are
enjoying this time in the driver's seat. Other things
to keep in mind this year include not stepping on
everyone's fingers and toes on your climb to the
top. Remember that it is the people beneath you
who are holding up the pyramid, and to shun them
brings you closer to your own failure. When
planning travel throughout the year, try to maintain
as much flexibility as you can. Itineraries may not
go exactly to plan every time, and sometimes
tangents and back roads can be the most exiting
highlight of a trip. Stay in touch with your
surroundings, and don't put too much of a burden
on yourself. Remain open to odd suggestions and
fleeting opportunities. Everything may not always
go your way, but it is unlikely that you will get
bored. Fluctuations may occur in your day-to-day
cast of characters. There may be some great
changes made in the roles of the people who are
closest to you, either personally or professionally.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 179 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (16:04) * 54 lines
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You may be forced to get along with someone
new, or perhaps some long-standing ties will be
severed. This is a period of new starts and fresh
beginnings for everyone involved. Turning your
focus inward and maintaining your own strengths
and well-being will prepare you for these new
adjustments. In January and February, your
friends may become more of a liability than an
asset. Other people are demanding more of your
time and efforts than you feel comfortable giving.
Take these requests in stride and make your
feelings known, bluntly but kindly. Time will take
care of some situations. Around this same time
period you will be experiencing bliss in your
career development or current employment
status. A raise, a promotion, or increased benefits
will fall into your favor. Pat yourself on the back!
You deserve it. As the Planets shift around March
through June, your perspective on the friends in
your life will change. You're feeling more
philanthropic in general, and the friends who were
once dragging you down are now a great asset to
you with their stellar advice and support to help
you achieve your goals.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
April will really be a time for you to shine, so
The Twins had better make the most of it. People
are listening to what you have to say, so choose
your phrasing and your battles carefully. You are
at the center of every social instance, and other
people are stunned at your charm and your wit. In
the game of life, you are winning, and your energy
level is about as high as it can be. Partnerships
fall center stage again around September and
October. This time, everyone is working out a
compromise that is comfortable for all those
involved. Mutual growth, development and a
stronger closeness are everyone's gifts for
learning how to get along. In November and
throughout the end of the year, you are riding the
crest of love and appreciation for love and
humanity. Spirits are high, and you are enjoying
yourself and life's offerings immensely. Have a
good time, and seize a moment or two to be
thankful for the wonderful year and the turn of the
new millennium.
The year 1999 for Gemini from http://astrology.net/
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Response 180 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (16:10) * 26 lines
http://4YourHoroscope.com/Weeklyvirgo.html
WEEKLY _ VIRGO
Expect to be charmed by
someone new at work Monday.
Lose the conservative bent on
Tuesday: Follow that wild
streak that's got you buzzing
for excitement. By midweek,
you look for new ways to
handle routine life tasks. Seek
a new way of going about your
daily tasks -- Add some spice
to your life! Remember that
your recent inspiration for a
little housecleaning doesn't
necessarily mean that others
are quite as eager to stir things
up in their own lives. Try not to
be overly harsh when asked for
advice from others. 'Easy does
it' should be your motto on
Sunday.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 181 of 1282: roark muse-dwr (roarksmuse) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (21:27) * 5 lines
that one fits! I do plan to do a little housework, differently and put some spice in my life and people do ask for advice. I look at horoscopes. however, where I look, they usually don't fit or are so vague to me.
I live in Chicago and I'm usually up at night. (my days and nights have gotten turned around, but I am trying to reset my clock.) Currently, I do freelance editing or that sort or stuffy -- and writing.
are you a geologist?
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Response 182 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (22:13) * 1 lines
No, my son is. I would have been one but the math and I did not get along...so I married a University Professor and did research and editing for 25 years. It would help me to know if you are male or female...understanding your horoscope and all that. I have never had any use for them, actually. My background is science back three generations, so it is strange for me to do this. I put that Gemini stuff down because I am like so much of it...it was so funny!
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Response 183 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (18:30) * 3 lines
gemini is really a lot of fun, but because we're restless, we can appear moody or superficial. and it's great to know another gemini because feelings don't get hurt when we crave some space!
i know two pisces and all i can say about them is they have a strong selfish streak. i'm not saying they're terrible people (my mate is one).
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Response 184 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (19:39) * 1 lines
Absolutely...I understand what you are saying. My SO and son are both Taurus. Heads so set in concrete you could build a structure on them...and an ex who is a Cancer. In interest of Harmony and Love and Peace, I shall say no more about that. *grin* but I am not wearing the Alexandrite for my ex!
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Response 185 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (22:43) * 3 lines
of course not, it's for you!!
my daughter is an aries and i get along beautifully with her. my son is the other gemini (jun 17) and sometimes, we but heads...i dunno..great great kid, though! both of 'em (my little babies growing up so darned fast *sniff*)
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Response 186 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (23:22) * 1 lines
Oh Wolfie, I know...I know...*sniff*...but your Gemini will become a man, like my Taurus did and I adore him and he me...it is just a phase!
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Response 187 of 1282: roark muse-dwr (roarksmuse) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (01:51) * 3 lines
You know I got lost here somewhere. I guess I started talking over in the other topic and they all begin to run together for me. I am so sorry.
My daughter is a Gemini, but I had tried for a Taurus (May 26). she has a lot of Tauras in her though -- the strong headed, tenatiousness, etc. You know, it is a shame, but because I tell myself she is more Taurus, I never found out about Geminis. Is that awful or what?
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Response 188 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (02:12) * 1 lines
go back a few postings and read about Gemini's.. I think it is 170 which has all the characteristics of Gemini people.
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Response 189 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Aug 1, 1999 (19:26) * 1 lines
really need to get a hold of the birthday book. it goes into the different phases of each zodiac sign based on the day of your birth. the character traits are broken down even further. because your daughter is an early gemini, she'll show traits of taurus. the book is pretty big and i found it at sams. it has a blue cover with lots of bright celestial beings on the front (sun, moon, stars, etc.)
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Response 190 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug 3, 1999 (12:50) * 1 lines
ooh...a book...
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Response 191 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Aug 3, 1999 (12:53) * 1 lines
...a book with Celestial Seasonings on the cover - food for thought?
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Response 192 of 1282: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug 3, 1999 (13:08) * 1 lines
something like that...
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Response 193 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Aug 3, 1999 (15:23) * 1 lines
*giggle*
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Response 194 of 1282: quimby (quimby) * Mon, Aug 23, 1999 (20:06) * 1 lines
I'm gonna check out your place again there, Marcia, I mustve missed this. I'm a Libra, cusp of Virgo, moon in Cancer, actually a double Libra. I never really paid too much attention to the predictive aspects of astrology but the descriptive are generally so right on the money, with an enormous number of people I've looked up. Anyway, what this means, sports fans, is that I have a bunch of Virgo and Cancer traits. So I read all three in the newspapers. Bound to find something hopeful...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 195 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Aug 23, 1999 (20:13) * 1 lines
Is there anything better (or is it worse?) than a double Gemini? That is what I am, and though I never had anything to do with this "non-science" topic in real life, it sometimes gets pretty close to what I am really like - more than I would like to admit, actually! Read the newspaper ones until you find the one you like and make it your own. That is the system under which I operate.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 196 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (10:04) * 10 lines
Sagittarius
Being part of a group means being part of its process. Your input is a
valued resource when it comes to making a decision. Problems can be solved
without involving members of the legal professions. Just because you take
the intellectual high road doesn't make you a stick in the mud. Energize
the masses with your brilliance. People who are stalled always appreciate
a push to get them going. The Libra Moon brings out your extroverted side.
Find a social whirl and leap into the center of the vortex. You never know
who you might end up going around with.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 197 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (12:18) * 2 lines
what's mine?!??!
(ramming my head against Paul's leg...)
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Response 198 of 1282: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (13:00) * 1 lines
Is your sign doggie, ascendent kitty?
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Response 199 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (15:31) * 16 lines
Ok, the czarina of woo hoo's scope:
Aries
September 21, 1999
Friendship and bonding with others is the keyword, Aries. Today you and
your friends are the steel magnolias of the bunch; tough, beautiful, and
unwilting. Show everyone else how it's done. Be sure to plan accordingly,
though, or you may find yourself looking foolish. Even if you feel
invincible, be sure to factor human weakness into your plans. If you've
been putting off contacting someone you've lost touch with, today is the
day to get on the phone or write a letter. This would be a perfect day to
plan a reunion with friends you haven't seem for a long time.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 200 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (16:04) * 2 lines
wow... wish I woulda had more notice...
(THANKS Paul!)
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Response 201 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (16:10) * 3 lines
There's still time!
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Response 202 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (10:56) * 12 lines
OK Stacey and other Aries folks:
September 23, 1999
Put your schedule aside and roll with the waves today, Aries. The Moon has
entered into Pisces, which could cause some confusion for your Sun Sign.
No matter how carefully you may have planned your day, something is likely
to come along and change it all. Do not be surprised if you end up on a
completely different course. This isn't a good day to try anything new,
especially if you are unsure of what the outcome might be. Avoid conflicts
with those close to you. Think before you speak, and take other people's
feelings into consideration. Hang onto your temper.
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Response 203 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (13:15) * 2 lines
holdin' on to temper as I float down the river of life, going with the flow of course and bitin' my tongue...
(how'm I doin?)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 204 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (14:25) * 3 lines
Don't do it, Stacey!!! Stop it!!!
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Response 205 of 1282: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (15:41) * 3 lines
Woo WOO!!!!!
Freedom... vindicated by another...
YEEE HAW
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 206 of 1282: InfoSpryte (infospryte) * Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (15:19) * 36 lines
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Stifle that impulse, Aries, unless you can direct it and transform it into constructive activity. Your emotions could be running high, so don't let them run away with you. Today is an excellent day to mend some family fences that may be in need of repair. The reason may be that famous culprit, money. Was it really worth arguing about? It wasn't, as you know now, so reach out, and show some generosity of spirit. You will sleep much easier, and hopefully share some bodily contact with your mate or partner.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
You sign is noted for its perseverance, but today you may feel like letting down your guard about a resolution to rein in your spending. Turn this extravagant mood into giving special consideration to those you work with. You could be surrounded by some touchy tempers. If the cause is work overload, offer a helping hand. This evening is a time to kick back, relax, and treat yourself. If you've been on a diet, indulge a little. You can always catch up by cutting more calories another day.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
Something or someone from your past could come back to haunt you today. Don't get spooked, and don't sweep the situation under the carpet. If there is a confrontation, use your excellent judgment to keep it as unemotional as possible. Partnered Geminis or those with steady romantic relationships may find that their mates need to talk about a job problem. Here, too, help your significant other see where he or she may be overreacting. You know about that, don't you?
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
You have so many odds and ends to deal with today that it could make you crazy if you don't approach it all with a plan. Make an agenda and stick with it. Your to do list could contain domestic chores as well. Don't give in to moodiness. It could make you nag at a mate and/or children. Just gently insist that they do their share. Cancerians tend to feel stress rather easily. By bedtime, your mood should have improved, and you will be able to sleep like a top.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You are such a leader that sometimes you don't know how to follow orders. On the job, you could have some additional responsibilities heaped on you today. Don't fight it, Leo. Just tackle it. While literal gambling may not be your problem, you are sometimes prone to take a flyer. Watch that impulse today, because what you see may not be what you get. Overconfidence could backfire on you now. Before you make a move, discuss it tonight with your mate or partner.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
One of your best traits, Virgo, is your analytical ability. Call on it today to gently pull apart the many threads of a possibly confusing situation. If you must correct someone in your professional or personal sphere, do it with compassion and empathy. Your nagging side could creep in on you and alienate someone. Virgos who are happily partnered should make special efforts not to disturb the domestic peace.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
You may come up against that familiar conflict between love and duty today. You may be called on to put in extra hours. It is not a calamity, as you will see later on. A mate, live-in, or romantic partner will welcome you with open arms and be appreciative of your willingness to "work hard for the money." He or she may even give you a special something with an "I love you" message written all over it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
You don't like to feel out of control, and your response sometimes is to become overly controlling. If you take that tack today, someone around you might rebel. You could discover just how much that person resents that type of behavior. If it is a mate or partner, reassure him or her that you know he or she is an adult and does not need you to play cop. Later today, emotional scenes will be forgotten, and you will enjoy the warmth and serenity of your own, personal "safe harbor."
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Your workday should go pretty much as expected, but Sagittarians in romantic relationships could get a surprise this evening. Your partner may act or speak rather impulsively. No one should be more understanding of this than impulsive Sag. In some cases, this will move the relationship forward. That's a good thing, too, Sag, because that person seems to be made from the same mold as you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
If you put too much emphasis on getting ahead today, Capricorn, you could find yourself not getting along too well with your main man or woman. After all, he or she wants to be at the top of your list of priorities. This evening, dip into that stash you've put aside and treat him or her to a super evening of dinner, wine, and all that good stuff that comes after, such as "sexual dessert."
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Aquarians can be quite self-willed if they think their independence is threatened. Don't get your back up if there is some shifting around in the workplace that doesn't suit you. Your financial picture is bright, and with your tendency to break and run, you know you could always get a comparable or better position. Because there is an emotional charge to the day, however, be sure not to shoot yourself in the foot. This evening, your mate or partner may indicate that he or she is also feeling hemmed in. Di
cuss plans to put work on the back burner and get away from it all.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
If you are feeling overworked, undervalued, and in general not happy with things, even yourself, devote some time to your personal care today. Make that dentist appointment, get that new hairstyle, or get yourself some new duds for work or play. Your main squeeze may feel in need of some special care as well. If your partner starts ragging on you this evening, tell him or her how good it made you feel to do something for yourself, and encourage your partner to do likewise.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 207 of 1282: Isabel (Isabel) * Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (17:13) * 1 lines
I would love to drop out, but my "financial picture" is a disaster! Am I lucky, that I don't believe in this stuff?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 208 of 1282: infospryte (infospryte) * Wed, Sep 29, 1999 (15:00) * 40 lines
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Wherever you are or wherever you go today, variety is the keynote. On the job, this may be a blessing for you antsy Ariens. You may also be up for a change in your romantic life. Later today, when you and your main man or woman meet, you may look at him or her more critically than usual. Permanently partnered Ariens need not be overly concerned. Solo Ariens, however, may reassess their situations and decide that something is missing. You might prefer to have someone who is as swift on the uptake as you ar
. If you have to let someone down, do it gently.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Today is one of those days when you know immediately what to do and how to do it. Consequently, you should be pleased with yourself. Higher-ups may take note and put an "A+" next to your performance evaluation. In addition to this good news, prepare to have an excellent and easy exchange with someone. Whether it's your regular guy or gal or someone new, expect a coming together of minds and hearts -- and possibly, when night falls, of bodies.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
You may be in a rather foul mood today, Gemini. Though it is not usually your nature, you may behave rather temperamentally. For the sake of appearances, try to shake it off when you interact with others on the job. For the sake of your most important partnership, don't make any promises unless you are absolutely sure you can keep them. By the same token, don't let your partner propose a contract that he or she can't honor.
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Today is a day when Cancerians may be asking themselves questions such as, "What's it all about, really?" or "Is this all there is?" Don't confuse yourself by digging too deep. Instead, take advantage of the good possibilities the day offers for relating to the most important person in your life. Your partner would be an excellent person to brainstorm with about some of your concerns.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You could wake up today and ask, "Where's the party?" We wish we could promise you one from dawn till dusk, but unfortunately you have many tasks to complete today, and they will keep you running in many different directions. Don't get frustrated, Leo. Instead, adjust to the situation. Later on, both you and your favorite person can party all you like. You'll probably be in a crowd of like-minded people when you do so. Enjoy, but don't overdo. Tomorrow is not only another day; it's a busy one.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
By day's end, you may be asking, "Is there no rest for the weary?" Yes, you really had to plug away today but don't feel that your efforts were not appreciated. A person in a position to influence your future had his or her eye on you. Tonight, retire to your own little nest, put your feet up, and enjoy some quiet time, with or without your partner. If you prefer to be solo, your partner will understand. Everyone needs time to wind down and your mate or live-in knows by now that Virgo can get especially u
tight when stressed.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
Librans have a special way to calm jittery nerves, which are likely during this hectic day. You are good at separating facts from feelings, however, so you are not apt to blame anyone. This evening is an excellent time to feed your soul with something beautiful. Try to work in a trip to a museum, if you can manage it. Perhaps you could listen to great music on that super sound system that's a Libra "must have." Just space out and dream. If you feel like it, and your partner is receptive, share your dreams
Even if they seem a bit fanciful to you, your partner may just say, "Of course, why not?" You are so talented that you could do anything.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
For some time now, more than a few Scorpios have been thinking about a change of place -- residential place, that is. Today you could happen upon some information that opens new doors, financially speaking. Your economic picture has not been bad, but now you see how to make it better. This evening, you and the person with whom you share living space should figure out just how much house (or apartment) you could afford. You may be surprised.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
If you are asking yourself, "Why am I working so hard for so little compensation?" the answer lies in Sag's need to be creative. Whatever position you hold, it is made sweeter by the opportunity to have your ideas listened to. Even if you don't always get the go-ahead to put them in action, at least you know you are making some kind of mark. This evening, you and your special person could bat around some ideas about your personal situation. You often need an anchor, and your partner fills that need. Don't
resent practical suggestions. Just adapt your plans to them.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
This is a day when single Capricorns could meet a new person who is "marriageable material," as they used to say. This person is interesting and easy to relate to. It's not "tough sledding" like it sometimes is. Just relax and be yourself. No one could say at this early date what the possibilities are, but they do seem promising. Home and family are important to most Capricorns, even if Cap is sometimes slow in getting around to doing something about them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Some Aquarians are going through changes with respect to their romantic lives. Today is an excellent day to patch up something that may have gotten a bit "shopworn." Don't give up on him or her. Instead, find new things to like. Use your intuition to figure out just what to say and what to do. Your partner will welcome a re-patterning of the relationship into something more suitable for both of you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
You are in a soulful mood today, Pisces, despite some glitches that threaten to disturb your inner peace. Early in the day, wherever you are, make it a point to contact your main man or woman and suggest some inspirational activity for the evening. It could be as simple as seeing one of those great films that grab you "right there." If the two of you are stimulated by it, end the day with some really heartfelt lovemaking. Sex is very important to Pisces because it means much more than mere bodily contact.
You won't be disappointed tonight.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 209 of 1282: Isabel (Isabel) * Thu, Sep 30, 1999 (10:15) * 1 lines
"Romantic live", he?
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Response 210 of 1282: infospryte (infospryte) * Thu, Sep 30, 1999 (12:34) * 41 lines
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Despite your day job, you are going to have to work pretty hard to keep your domestic arrangements from going off the track. It's just one of those days, and it may even start out with some sharp words. If you handle it in your deft, sure way, you could earn bragging rights with your mate or partner, who may not be able to cope. Don't, however, make the mistake of criticizing him or her. Enough good stuff is in the air to make you empathetic and able to spend a low-key but completely relaxing evening, whe
her it's just with him or her, or among friends.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Sudden, unexpected events could keep you on your toes today, Taurus. One of them, perhaps an unexpected visit, could put you in touch with a new and exciting person who has something special to bring to the table. If the day's events throw you, you could restore your own harmony by cheerfully acquiescing to altered plans or arrangements. Later tonight, don't ask for any major concessions on the part of your mate or partner. Without meaning to, he or she could make a promise that can't be kept.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
Great day in the morning, Gemini! You love variety, and today could bring so much of the "new" that you may feel mentally or emotionally overloaded. The cure is to stick with the known as far as possible. Put that new stuff in your pocket to mull over on a less exciting day. You or someone in your immediate surroundings could make a minor mistake. Don't blow up. Just cool down and stay away from pressure-filled social situations. Try to meditate and get in touch with your inner self. That way, you will en
the day on a positive and even contented note.
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Today is not a day to look back, because if you do, you may look back in anger. Instead, concentrate on the future, both your own and that of the people closest to you. Don't hold back your real feelings. It is important to tell others, in the calmest way possible, what you feel and why you feel that way. You may be surprised at the positive reception you get and at how much others are willing to concede to you. As is usual with Cancer, doing for others is the best thing you could do for yourself.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
This morning, brush that mane (or buzz cut, or whatever you wear) until it shines, Leo. You are going to get plenty of attention today. You love the spotlight, but don't hog it. Step aside and let others strut their stuff and do their thing. Your desire for independence may be strong, but remember that relationships are two-way streets. Your main man or woman may also be feeling the desire to be autonomous. With a generous heart and compassionate feelings, you two could reach a compromise that works for b
th of you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
You have a magnetic sparkle today, Virgo. It's a great time to branch out into new activities, hobbies, or groups. A dynamic quality infuses everything you do today. Solo Virgos should keep on the lookout for interesting potential partners -- it's startup time. Partnered Virgos may find that domestic matters are in a bit of a muddle. Of course, that never stopped a true Virgo. Use your own "radar" to scope out the problem and solve it. By nightfall, all will be calm and serene. Resolve to not let things g
t away from you again. You could persuade the most recalcitrant mate or partner to go along with your program.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
Your sign sometimes plays it rather close to the vest, emotionally speaking. Don't let that tendency hold you back today. If you feel frustrated because you sense that your hands are tied, relax. That's not the reality, only your fantasy. Tell whoever you believe is restricting you -- boss, mate, or child, perhaps -- that you need more space, some room to spread your wings. Indulge a secret wish to start some kind of creative activity. A good start is to put your thoughts in a journal, and keep doing it e
ery day. Encourage the man or woman who is your most important person to do so as well. Then you will have full emotional disclosure.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
You have decisions, or one crucial decision, to make. Today you have a great opportunity to weigh both sides of the issue and come down firmly on one side or the other. Though you are great at swaying (manipulating?) people, do not play the heavy. Consider having a joint discussion with everyone whose interests are involved. It could resemble a group therapy session, with the result that all concerned end up in synch and in total agreement about what needs to be done.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Your sign is not fond of dramatic scenes, but you may find yourself involved in one today, at work or at home. If you bring your sense of humor to bear on the situation, you will do everyone a big favor. Sagittarians have a wonderful ability to get everyone to see how absurd many of life's so-called crises really are. Tonight put the ball in your partner's court and let him or her call the shots. Your compatibility will ensure that your partner's program will be just fine with you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
It doesn't look like business as usual today, Capricorn. Change is the order of the day, and in your case, it could be change for the better. If a raise is due to come through, today is the day you will hear about it, and it may be more than you think. Although pleased, your mate or partner has pressures also, and might not be as euphoric as you. The way to handle this is to be outgoing and vocal about how much you value your partner's contributions to your mutual life.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Whatever role you play in your personal or professional life today, you will exude a high degree of what politicians call "charisma." Nevertheless, you may feel a strong urge to get away from it all and indulge yourself in fantasy. As far as business goes, you could change things and get in a spot where you feel more independent. Lay some plans today and do some research. You will quickly discover that you are a marketable commodity. This evening, you and your favorite person could confidently think about
either a move or a vacation. Your partner will have some interesting things to add to your resume.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
What could you say to him or her after you've said, "I love you"? Plenty! For example, "I really am getting my act together. I am going to expand my interests so that I will be more interesting and less involved with myself." By sharing with your partner what you are thinking, you should be able to ward off that vague foreboding of trouble that may be brewing in the safe nest where you are most comfortable.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 211 of 1282: Isabel (Isabel) * Fri, Oct 1, 1999 (14:33) * 9 lines
My financial picture is bright? I have a romantic life and even have money left for vacation? CRAP!
Aquarius Allday Horrorscope:
Whatever professional life you have or think you have, it ain't no good in the eyes of everybody else. No matter how hard you try, that's just all it is: trying. Your financial picture: You spent all day looking, but couldn't see it. So in this respect, your finances are way cooler than your job.
This evening, your partner may indicate that he or she is also feeling hemmed in. You could confidently think about either a move or a vacation. Your partner will welcome a re-patterning of the relationship into something more suitable for both of you, e.g. by adding some interesting unexpected things to your resume. Discuss how to get away from it all and put and end to it.
If somebody tells you his or her love life sucks, try to hold back and don't beat the braggarts up! You know you could always get a comparable or better position; pure chance it didn't work out.
Tip of the Day: Be careful when leaving your house! There's more folks like you out there, and then there also are Scorpios...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 212 of 1282: InfoSpryte (infospryte) * Fri, Oct 1, 1999 (14:34) * 41 lines
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
You've been setting your sights high lately, Aries. Some Ariens are getting more education to further themselves. Try to maintain a cheerful attitude today when home or domestic responsibilities weigh rather heavily. Fortunately, your mind is sharp and your wits are keen, so dealing with it all comes easily. When it comes to those high aspirations, you will reach your goal in less time than you think. The best part is that your mate or partner is cheering you on. Just think what it would be like if he or
he didn't see things the way you do.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Today, things are the way you like them, harmonious and relatively calm. You do, however, have to distinguish between taking a break and just plain goofing off, whether at work or at home. Many Taureans have embarked on home renovation or redecoration projects. Today, true inspiration could strike. You and your mate could see a way to make changes that are creative and positive, but not exorbitantly expensive.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
You are a very social type, Gemini, and today you may find yourself getting involved with a new group, perhaps one that deals with matters in your own community. Your mind is also on romance. If you are single, you have just opened the way to meeting someone with whom you could form an interesting relationship. Married Geminis should involve their mates or partners in whatever new activities they get into now. "Teamwork" is another watchword for the day. This evening, you may have to adapt to the mood of
our significant other. Don't worry, he or she will reward you for it.
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
A fresh burst of energy comes to you today, and it's a good thing, too. A work associate or a partner may be so overloaded that you are asked to pitch in and carry some of the burden. It may try your patience, but think of it as earning points that you can cash in at a later date. The more cheerfully you take things on, the more delightful your evening will be. You need a break, and your special person may suggest a night on the town. Enjoy.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You don't really feel like working today, do you? Fortunately, you are such an excellent organizer that you should be able to whip through what needs to be done in record time. Afterward, your time is your own. Perhaps you could spend it with an old pal. Leo enjoys the thrill of the hunt for something new and smashing to wear, and with a buddy to egg you on, it could be a most productive trip. This evening looks like an occasion to stay in and kick back. You and your main man or woman could reconnect afte
the long workweek. You will probably agree on the program, as all looks harmonious on that front.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
You could experience some kind of emotional upheaval today in your orderly life, Virgo. It could leave you feeling a bit anxious and insecure. Try to lay it at the door of someone who is acting in a rather erratic way. It's that person, not you, who should be worried. Later on, Virgos with partners should discuss with them what happened. What you need is an objective point of view, and then some real fun. Hang in at home with a great tape on the VCR. Then, let your partner comfort you in bed. You need the
release.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
You generally get what you want -- with charm and pleasantness, that is. If that doesn't work today, don't get frustrated, and above all, do not force the matter. Things will work out your way in due time. Because Librans are usually so willing to go along with others' wishes, it is easy to forget that Libra is a cardinal (forceful) sign. In your personal life, this will be an evening of harmonious and productive conversation with your one and only. Be your own sweet self, and you will end the week on an
p note.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
Have you forgotten that promise you made to yourself a while back about doing some serious travel? By now, most Scorpios should have been able to squirrel away enough cash to make that possible. Today is an excellent day and evening to dream about and plan to see some of those faraway places. If you are one of a twosome, take both of your druthers into account, though it looks as if total agreement is on your itinerary.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
You suspect that something is going on in the workplace, and you are dying to know the secret. If you are cheerful and cooperative with everyone, sooner or later it will slip out. You may be disappointed, however, because it has no impact on your situation, but at least your curiosity is satisfied. You should be more curious about how to make your money grow. Tonight is a good time to sit down with your one and only and talk about the assets you have and how you could make them greater. With expert advice
it could be done. At all costs, steer clear of get-rich-quick schemes. They rarely pan out, as you may already know.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
If you are among those Capricorns who are a bit frustrated with their current work situations, try suggesting how your work could become more creative, and therefore more challenging. When challenged, Capricorn is the ideal employee. When boredom sets in, however, productivity suffers. Partnered Capricorns will find their mates or partners in fine fettle this evening. Your partner should be able to inspire you in your quest for what you want.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
"They" may be leaning on you today. They could be bosses and/or family members. You should be able to handle the former with ease, but the latter may cause you some concern. Obligations toward older relatives may be the issue. Take it with good cheer, and don't hesitate to foist some duties on your partner. A willingness to cooperate is in the air, and it should affect how your partner responds.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
You may be somewhat apathetic today -- about everything except your romantic life. Solo Pisceans may be just aching to talk to a certain guy or gal who has become more interesting by the day. If you don't have a date with him or her, make one. Make it clear that you want to discuss where the relationship is going. You tend to be a drifter, but at this point you need some reassurance as an anchor. The vibes are positive.
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Response 213 of 1282: InfoSpryte (infospryte) * Fri, Oct 1, 1999 (14:38) * 251 lines
Monthly Overview of Astrological conditions for October:
Venus is a morning star, which is kind of a strange thing to call
a planet of love and peace, but that's the old terms for you. And
Mars is visible most of the evenings, popping up long after sunset.
Mars moves from Sagittarius to Capricorn this month, and a Retrograde
Jupiter slides backwards into Aries this month. So we've got Fire,
Air, Earth and Water, all up yonder.
Aries: This is part of that Lucky Streak I told you about a long time
ago. I hoped you were paying attention then. It's like a little echo,
though, it's not like it's a brilliant stroke of luck. It's not like it's
the biggest streak that you're ever going to stumble into, but this
month, Jupiter does slide back into your sign. And that's going to bring
a few minor keys of luck. Not big wins, but something more like a
haunting melody. There's this one singer who is classified as country by
most, but his work is not really, strictly speaking, country or western.
But it's not rock, either. Haunting melodies and lyric refrains mark his
work. That's what this month is like, it's something that you can't quite
give it a name, but it's refreshing and uplifting, for the most part. Of
course, there are some blues overtones to it as well, but what's a good
month without a few days when you feel blue? Besides, the rest of the
month you'll be swaying in a positive way to those haunting strains that
you can't quite place, but you do know that luck is back on your side.
Taurus: It's been laughed at by the popular press and the general media
of the times, but there was period when a bomb shelter was considered an
important addition to one's backyard. In fact, we still use a similar
structure here in Texas. It's alternately called a root cellar or a storm
shelter, and it's a place to hide when the turbulent Texas weather spins
up to full force. Now, the weather isn't going to be that odd, and the
hurricane season should be over. But there is still a personal hurricane
blustering in on your own space, something being whipped up by the
heavens right now. This storm front looks like it's work related, at
least to me, and it looks like the best thing you can do for most of the
month is to hide out in that storm cellar. A little underground refuge
might be the easiest way to weather out this month. Too bad we can't all
join you down there for the duration of the month. I'm pretty sure a
Taurus cellar is well-stocked with plenty of gourmet items.
Gemini: Mars and Pluto are in Sagittarius for most of this month. Well,
Pluto, he's there for a long time yet. But Mars does move on before too
long. However, before anything is accomplished, you are going to find
that the influence of these two planets is very similar. Both excite you.
The problem with being a Gemini, though, is that you are already pretty
excited. So these two planets are going to be pushing you to new heights
of Gemini excitability. It's going to be interesting, one way or another.
I'd start planning on some kind of wonderful Halloween celebration,
complete with a good costume for yourself. Perhaps you should plan on
frequent costume changes, as is befitting your mercurial nature, and try
playing more than one role. I know you can do it this month. You've got
that martial beat thumping in the back of your head, just like the beat
coming from a passing low rider with the volume up a little too loud.
Cancer: The sound of a small outboard motor, tooling across the lake is a
special noise. And early in the morning, it's particularly reassuring,
the wet air of the lake blasting in your nostrils, the air soft and damp,
your hair blowing in the wind... it's a beautiful picture. Just once this
month, as a good Cancer person, the moon is going to make you feel
wonderful. And even if you're not actually motoring across the lake,
you're going to find that it feels like you're doing this. You get that
easy, breezy feeling once this month. Now, take that wonderful feeling,
bottle it up and seal in a jar, good and tight. You're going to want to
be able to refer back to the good days when the bad days come. I'm not
promising that the whole month is good, but there's more that's good than
bad. And on the days when the month just seems like it will never work
out right, open up that jar of good feelings, and suddenly, you're swept
away again, floating across the lake, that little motor pushing your boat
along.
Leo: Two words hit my mind right now, "good month." The words actually
sort of rattle around in my brain, knock a spare cobweb loose, and then
go dashing out my left ear. But you get the idea. Most of this month is
looking pretty darn good for you. It doesn't really involve any one
particular area of you life, there's lots of wide open places where
things are going to be good. It's been suggested that my brain is like
those wide open spaces. There's just one little caution coming up, and
that's about this whole Samhain thing. In plainer terms, it's called
Halloween. See, the goblins of the Fall Harvest Fest are going to be
haunting you at the end of the month. So as long as things are good, the
first couple of weeks of this month, put that goodness to work for you.
Then, as the last week gets here, relax a little bit. It's just like
getting ready for winter, and that's all that's required of you. While
things are good, don't forget to get a little prepared because the
harvest season and ensuing cold winter months (here in the Northern
Hemisphere) don't tend to be the best time for you. Party and prepare,
and then enjoy the festivities.
Virgo: One of my buddies was watching me while I beguiled a waitress at a
coffee shop, early in the morning where we had stopped before hitting the
lake. "How do you do it?" he asked, "you get away with asking them what
their sign is." It's easy for me, after all, I am a professional
astrologer. It has nothing to do with a prurient interest. Now, this
month, at least most of this month, you've got the same little influence
working for you. It's an added dose of charm. It's an added gift to
beguile. It's an extra lift from the planets which gives you a chance to
make an indecent proposition sound like good idea. Yes, it's an unusual
influence, and what's it really going to do to you? Make things
wonderful. Even if you don't find yourself professing your love to an
unlikely candidate at 4:00 in the morning, you're still going to find
that part of this month is full of similar happy occasions. Use it well.
Sell that real estate which is of dubious value. Get that far flung
scheme hatched and sold this month.
Libra: Thank the odd planets that life is always interesting in Libra
land. It's going to be a strange month. There's a number of rather
positive influences in your life this month. I'm looking at your chart,
and thinking that it just gets better and better. There's one disturbing
little influence, and I hope you sweet sensitive Libra self doesn't let
this get to you. See, in old fashioned astrology, Venus is associated
with your sign. And in Western Astrology, Venus is the planet voted most
likely to rule your sign. Venus is still kicking around in the sign which
precedes you sign, most near all month long. And with that happening, it
sets a situation that poses bit of a problem. What are you going to do?
Enjoy the birthdays, enjoy the sun being in your sign, and don't do
anything too wild with your mate. Don't be planning any big surprises.
Don't be over-extending your good will. That "rodeo of life" is beckoning
to you right now, and all I can suggest is that you take it a little
easier this time than ever before. Sit back, and let the party come to
you this month. Don't stir up any extra trouble.
Scorpio: This month goes from "bad" to "great" on very short notice. The
only warning you get is from me. See? I really do care about Scorpio's
despite what the popular press says. It's a matter of subtle changes in
the placement of the planets. And attitude. If you can let go of that
"all is lost" idea, if only for a little while, then this month starts to
look better and better. Besides, the end of this month brings about some
welcome changes in your own, personal space. Of course, I tend to regard
this as a fishing boat, but you might find it some place else. It could
be the computer desktop. It could be at home, around the kitchen table.
These changes might seem a bit unsettling in the early part of the month,
but as the Sun slowly sneaks into Scorpio, you'll notice that things
start looking brighter and brighter as each day goes by. Like I've
suggested, it's a subtle shift, and most sublties are lost on lesser
signs, but as a Good Scorpio, you will detect this gentle uplifting as
the days of this month march by. It's looking better and better, every
day. Save this as a reference, and get back to me -- at the end of the
month.
Sagittarius: Mars marches forward through the remaining portion of your
sign this month. Our sign. And once we get done with Mars, it's time to
consider just what you are going to do for the holiday. I always get
Valentine's Day mixed up with Halloween. Costumes, candy, reaping
rewards, it's a harvest celebration, you know. You're going to find that
your energy level is going to take an unexpected turn for the strange
this month, and the whole idea of Halloween is going to concentrate your
own ideas on getting your place ready for a big party of some kind. I
know that the first of the month is too early to worry about such things,
but as the forward motion of Mars kicks you into gear, you're going to be
wondering just what to do with it all. I've always found that a string a
Xmas lights is a useful decoration, and once the holiday spirit changes,
you have your Yule time decorations in place. It's a going to be a kick
off for a good season, so think about how you're going to "spruce the
place up."
Capricorn: Mars is going to take you by storm, about halfway through the
month. And that's also what it will feel like. This can be a pleasant
storm, one of the those much needed gentle rains that leaves everyone
feeling cleansed and refreshed, or it can be a terribly frightening
thunderstorm, with giant bolts of lightening that seem to rip the very
heavens themselves open. Trying to think about controlling the weather
begs a comparison to one of my dates once, but it's best if we all don't
go there. However, there is a good shot at something pretty good if you
don't try to control the situation. It's like trying to control the
weather, or one of my dates, neither one works. Since Mars kind of likes
Capricorn, once he gets here, you're going to enjoy his ride. The trick
with Mars is to exert a little bit of self restraint when picking your
fights. No need to walk up the biggest brawler in the place, and
deliberately engage him. Not this month, anyway.
Aquarius: You get a few little astrological "hits" in your chart in the
first part of the month. Looks like it's even in the first week. I would
suggest that it looks like Halloween arrives a little early. Now, work
with me on the metaphor here, we've all had a date or two who resembles
some Halloween contest winner. You're just going to be wondering what
these people are doing showing up so early. In fact, a lot of the month
has a Halloween type of coloring to it. Orange and Black might be the
best way to describe this month for you. Either that, or pumpkin filled.
Like Pumpkin pie, maybe? I guess that one has to wait. But from the
Halloween coloring is going to burst a new you. Or the same you with a
new attitude. And that will be nice. You just need to start taking it
easy as the month draws to a close. The easier you take it, the better
you feel. And like the time worn astrology theorem, don't worry about a
Halloween costume -- be yourself.
Pisces: There is a strange back and forth effect this month, a bizarre
kind of energy which is set in motion by the planets. The two love
planets, to be more accurate. One would be Venus and the other would be
Mars. This is going to drag you over the coals, as the expression goes,
one more time. The advantage is that you're a water sign, and hot coals
usually just seem to excite the steamy side of your life. So this month
is warming up a certain "something" in your life. While this looks good
for you, there's still a little warning that is associated with this
general warming trend as winter approaches. The cold weather (up here in
the northern hemisphere, it is supposed to be the start of winter), and
you warm affections seem to go hand in hand. The only little problem is
timing, and there will be days this month when you feel like your timing
for the heat treated therapy won't work. Doesn't mean it's not a good
idea, but like I've said, there will be days when it feels like the
heater might be broken.
(c) Kramer Wetzel, 1999
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 214 of 1282: Isabel (Isabel) * Sat, Oct 2, 1999 (11:08) * 1 lines
Ok. So I'll go to the fields, waiting for the big pumpkin-spirit to arrive...?
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Response 215 of 1282: Alexander (aschuth) * Sat, Oct 2, 1999 (15:58) * 1 lines
Like Charly Brown?
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Response 216 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 2, 1999 (23:00) * 1 lines
More like Linus...?
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Response 217 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 2, 1999 (23:07) * 25 lines
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GEMINI
In traditional astrology, stuff that dates back before the Romantic Period in literature, you've got a
busy week with a few business related deals pending. Sort of like negotiating with the bank to buy a
new bass boat, a top of the line Skeeter to float you into the new millennium. Now, here at World
Headquarters, we've done a little research with your chart, and we have to wonder about this old
fashioned astrology. It looks like this is NOT the week to buy the bass boat. Rather, you can be
concentrating on something a little bit better, like a particular person who has caught your eye.
That's why the fishing metaphor, and bass boats are important this week, but it looks a lot like you
are more interested in the salesman than the boat itself. Unfortunately, these passing influences
make you wonder a little bit this week. While I like the idea of the new boat, I have to wonder
whether you're really in need of it right now. Flirt with that sales clerk, and see what kind of deal you
can work out, and I think you know what I mean.
CANCER
Saturday, 02-Oct-1999 22:06:32 CDT
On several of my old business cards, my voice mail number [512/209-2200] is listed as "Rodeo
Voice Mail." The first level of confusion comes from folks who ask, "What's Radio Voice Mail?" It's
Rodeo, not Radio. I always assume that folks can read. Might be a bad assumption. Might be a bad
assumption for both of us this week, Cancer and Kramer. "Rodeo Voice Mail" means that you've
got a few seconds to leave a message before you get bucked off. It's like that this week, you've got
an important message, but you don't have a lot of time to deliver this information. So pay attention
to the clock, and realize that 30 seconds is about all that your window of opportunity will afford you.
Hey, it sure beats an 8-second ride, if you know what I mean. 8 Second Ride was last week's news.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 218 of 1282: Isabel (Isabel) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (14:08) * 1 lines
Mmh, I wonder if there are no new entries, because I commented to them or because I stopped commenting them....?????????????????????
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Response 219 of 1282: Alexander (aschuth) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (14:30) * 1 lines
One wonders indeed... though one, of course, doesn't believe in 'em, nor ever reads 'em... ;=}
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Response 220 of 1282: Isabel (Isabel) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (14:42) * 9 lines
I don't believe in horoscopes that's why I want to read them to make fun of them, You know? ;-]
You old know-all!
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Response 221 of 1282: Alexander (aschuth) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (18:00) * 1 lines
Know-all yerself!
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Response 222 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (21:20) * 1 lines
For my part, I do not believe them and they usually have an uncanny knack of hitting me right between the eyes. However, I have been talking to myself a lot on Spring lately, and there is just so much stuff I can look up on the web all by myself. I think Geo, History and a bunch of other stuff needs more of my time than this topic. Be my guest. Until the usual posters get back from Hiatus (it is a popular place lately) it will have to rely on someone else...
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Response 223 of 1282: Amy Keene (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:19) * 19 lines
Here's some stuff I found on a website called "The Celtic Heart." I had no idea that a Celtic astrology chart existed, but so it does and it's very interesting. I'm going to post it in sections, since it's quite long.
BETH; Dec. 24-Jan. 21
Tree: Birch
Symbol: White Stag
Those born under the sign of Beth have a gift for creating amazing and wonderful things. The lunar influences surrounding this sign bestow abilities and talents for building things that last and are of great value. Beth people have tenacity, practicality, good judgement and patience. There is great charm here and success comes easily when self-criticism ceases. The Birch is flexible, steady, rooted in strength as it reaches toward the limitless sky. Beth is the first letter of the Ogham alphabet. The
great Celtic stag carries the spirit of the first forest. His power brings connection with unseen possibilities. Stag energy is full with gentleness, loyalty, and courage. Honoring intuition brings success.
LUIS; Jan. 22-Feb. 18
Tree: Rowan
Symbol: Dragon
Those who are born under the sign of the Celtic month Luis are blessed with quickness of mind, inspiration, and a gift for communication of all kinds. Rowan's legendary ability to absorb a bolt of lightning has made it a tree of inspiration and power. The mighty Rowan is a reminder that nature and the land have powers to inspire and guide you. Special care must be given to honor both the realms of practicality and inspiration. Dragon is a protector of the great Celtic treasure. The ancient Fire Drago
keeps the secrets and visions of the bards. The great treasure of the Dragon is the magical wisdom of the Druids. The great Celtic Festival of Fire, Imbolc, is Feb. 2.
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Response 224 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:25) * 1 lines
Oooh Neat, Amy!!! Thanks!
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Response 225 of 1282: Amy Keene (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:46) * 21 lines
NION; Feb. 19-Mar. 18
Tree: Ash
Symbol: Merfolk
The sign Nion brings gifts of understanding, intuition and empathy to those born under it. Many great bards, poets and magicians are associated with this lunar sign. Gwyddion, the greatest storyteller of ancient times, possessed all the magical gifts of Nion. The mighty ash brings inner strength, a peaceful spirit, and the ability to overcome all obstacles. Ash is one of the most sacred trees to the Celts. The Merfolk inhabit the seas, appearing to humans on rare occasions. Celtic legends tell of an
ient times when the Celts lived in a mystical land beneath the waves. The Merfolk bring the gift of memory and vision to those born under the month of Nion.
FEARN; Mar. 19-Apr. 15
Tree: Alder
Symbol: Falcon
Fearn is rich in mystic tradition. Boldness, independence, and dynamic action are all part of the character of those born under the sign Fearn. The legendary hero, Bran, is strongly associated with the red branch of the alder tree. The redness of the alder is a reminder that sometimes, intense spirit need to be tempered with thought. This is a time of year when baby animals are born and the world is renewed. Falcon flies over the land and surveys all that is new, all that is possible, and all that wi
l be. Those born in the month of the ash share keen insight of the Falcon. The Celtic spring festival of the Vernal Equinox is on Mar. 21.
SAILLE; Apr. 16-May 14
Tree: Willow
Symbol: Sea Serpent
Saille is a sign of Earth mysteries, psychic gifts, and healing. From earliest times, the willow has been a sacred tree. Willow's deep roots connect the Faery realm with the land of the Celts. People born under this sign often possess a gift for seeing what others may miss seeing. Saille people often have a long, clear memory. Willow trees are associated with Danu, Ceridwen, and the Druids. An ancient sea serpent swims to the remotest depths of the sea, and like the willow, brings hidden knowledge t
the surface. Cirein Croin, the Scottish sea serpent of legend, is said to be the largest of all living creatures. May Day, the ancient Celtic celebration of Beltane, is May 1.
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Response 226 of 1282: Amy Keene (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:47) * 19 lines
Here's some stuff I found on a website called "The Celtic Heart." I had no idea that a Celtic astrology chart existed, but so it does and it's very interesting. I'm going to post it in sections, since it's quite long.
BETH; Dec. 24-Jan. 21
Tree: Birch
Symbol: White Stag
Those born under the sign of Beth have a gift for creating amazing and wonderful things. The lunar influences surrounding this sign bestow abilities and talents for building things that last and are of great value. Beth people have tenacity, practicality, good judgement and patience. There is great charm here and success comes easily when self-criticism ceases. The Birch is flexible, steady, rooted in strength as it reaches toward the limitless sky. Beth is the first letter of the Ogham alphabet. The
great Celtic stag carries the spirit of the first forest. His power brings connection with unseen possibilities. Stag energy is full with gentleness, loyalty, and courage. Honoring intuition brings success.
LUIS; Jan. 22-Feb. 18
Tree: Rowan
Symbol: Dragon
Those who are born under the sign of the Celtic month Luis are blessed with quickness of mind, inspiration, and a gift for communication of all kinds. Rowan's legendary ability to absorb a bolt of lightning has made it a tree of inspiration and power. The mighty Rowan is a reminder that nature and the land have powers to inspire and guide you. Special care must be given to honor both the realms of practicality and inspiration. Dragon is a protector of the great Celtic treasure. The ancient Fire Drago
keeps the secrets and visions of the bards. The great treasure of the Dragon is the magical wisdom of the Druids. The great Celtic Festival of Fire, Imbolc, is Feb. 2.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 227 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:56) * 1 lines
I dunno...that Apr 16 - May 14 is my son, and he is absolutely a brick when it comes to psychic things and healing arts - but he has done it for me when I lost it on a lava flow and thought I was gonna die...he took me aside, sat me down and talked to me till I gathered myself back togehther. Perhaps there IS something here!!!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 228 of 1282: Amy Keene (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (01:14) * 21 lines
UATH; May 15-June 12
Tree: Hawthorn
Symbol: Chalice
Those born under the sign of Uath are often able to charm those around them without effort. Talents are many for those born at this time of year including a flair for the dramatic and a strong sense of self. Uath favors actors, artists, dancers, and politicians. Skill at subtle negotiation and diplomacy are also common. Hawthorn stands quietly in strength and knowledge. The chalice of Celtic legend, the Grail cup, and Dagda's inexhaustible cauldron, are all symbols of the gifts that flow to those who
are worthy. Chalices and cauldrons represent the ancient caves and wells of Ireland, from which all good things flow freely to those who honor the land.
DUIR; June 13-Jul. 9
Tree: Oak
Symbol: Horse
Duir is the month of the great oak. It is from this tree that the Druids got their name. The word Druid means "oak knowledge." People born under this sign have a natural affinity for religious or spiritual matters. Healers, artists, and visionaries are often born in Duir. The oak stands strong and wise as the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year, passes on June 21. Those born in the month Duir who study and learn skills are capable of deep understanding. The horse is the great love of the Ce
tic people. Tales of the strength, courage, beauty, and faithfulness of the horse fill Celtic legends. The horse's balance of strength and beauty is celebrated in Epona.
TINNE; Jul. 10-Aug. 6
Tree: Holly
Symbol: Lion
The month of Tinne is a time of putting things in order. Those born under this sign have a special gift for figuring out difficult problems and puzzles. They are often people of great patience and kindness, who delight in mental games. Tinne people are often lucky. Tinne's plant is holly. Holly is favored in Celtic religious and festive celebrations. The holly's sharp leaves are a reminder to temper kindness with caution. The lion, like the cat, is a symbol of skill, intuition, strength, and agilit
. The Irish say, "Nature shines through the cat's eyes." The energy of the great cat balances the generous, giving nature of those born in the month of Tinne. The Celtic harvest festival Lugnasadh is celebrated on Aug. 1.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 229 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (01:19) * 2 lines
Here I am in telnet and you have posted our birthdays...oh my...and others as well...gasp!
very interesting...I shall email you shortly...as soon as I get back to windows!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 230 of 1282: Amy Keene (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (23:39) * 15 lines
COLL; Aug. 7-Sept. 2
Tree: Hazel
Symbol: Salmon
Coll is the month of Hazel, the Celtic "Tree of Wisdom." People born in the month of Coll have a gift for intuition and great wisdom. They often make excellent scholars, poets, and scientists. Inner journeys are the key to unlocking the special gifts of Coll people. Hazel branches are used as divining rods to uncover earth's hidden springs. In Celtic legend, salmon ate the Nine Hazels of Wisdom and knew all things. A Druid told his servant, the boy Fionn MacCumaill, to cook the salmon, but not eat a
bit of it. Fionn burned his finger when he poked the salmon and licked it to cool the burn. At that moment, all knowledge left the salmon and entered Fionn.
MUIN; Sept. 3-Sept. 30
Tree: Vine
Symbol: Swan
Muin heralds a time of full ripening and pleasures of the senses. Those born in the month of Muin are expressive and feel emotions strongly. Often they are engaged in lifelong pursuits that benefit others. A love of beauty, home, and companionship are often major influence on decisions. Vine twists and spirals through the life of Muin people, connecting all things. Close lifelong friendships are common for people born under this sign. Swan stories are an important part of Celtic tradition. For gene
ations, Celtic bards tell many a tale of those who took the form of graceful swans. This creature is closely connected with enchantment and the Faery realm. Autumnal Equinox is celebrated on Sept. 23.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 231 of 1282: Stacey Tinianov (stacey) * Thu, Dec 16, 1999 (18:22) * 3 lines
hey... what astrological genius has fallen down on the job????
Hey baby... what's my sign say??
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 232 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Dec 16, 1999 (19:49) * 1 lines
I think most interest in horrorscopes devolved into ParaSpring or just got shuffled aside. Anyone know why this Gemini has bronchitis? What's your sign, Oh Great Pasquina?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 233 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (09:55) * 12 lines
Sagittarius
What seems like a good idea to you makes no sense to someone else.
Creativity can get you around obstacles, but it can also create them. You
get your way with a convincing explanation, but people believe you because
of the positive aura you project today. By having fun with work projects
that are usually a bore, you get a lot more done than others around you.
Keep that positive feeling going after work, and someone will be
instinctively drawn to you in a romantic way.
Right on! On the money today.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 234 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (09:59) * 29 lines
And now, Infospace gives you Aries:
You are inspired to take the initiative -- in fact, you are compelled.
Self-fulfilling prophecies begin and end with you. Your destiny rests
lightly in your hands. The best way to steer things in a positive
direction is to stop planning and start doing. Action is your best friend
today. Don't sit around and wait for others to take the lead. Be a pioneer
and others will follow in your direction. Propose an idea at work -- your
enthusiasm will help in all your endeavors.
Gemini: Socializing with coworkers may be on the agenda for today or
tonight, and the results should be promising. Let your hair down and have
a good time -- anything is possible! You'll find that opening up to other
people today will reap rewards for you. By giving a bit of yourself,
others will find it easier to open up to you. You will discover things
about your coworkers you never expected. That will be all it takes to turn
a coworker into a friend.
Cancer: You need to think creatively to get around an obstacle that will
not be moved. Confrontation is more than useless at this point. Ignoring
the problem or waiting it out might be options for the very patient. Time
has a tendency to shed new light on these situations, so try to keep your
emotions in check and deal with this tomorrow when the Moon moves into
Taurus. Don't go to your boss with problems today -- just complain about
them after work and sleep it off. You'll feel much better tomorrow.
What other signs do folks have that may not be covered by these four?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 235 of 1282: Stacey Tinianov (stacey) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (10:05) * 2 lines
Woo Woo!
I'm a pioneer!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 236 of 1282: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (10:06) * 3 lines
So what self fulfilling prophecies are you going to make?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 237 of 1282: Alexander (aschuth) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (12:38) * 1 lines
"You gonna be rich or else, kid!"
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 238 of 1282: Alexander (aschuth) * Tue, Feb 22, 2000 (14:40) * 1 lines
And up to now, it really worked or else, too!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 239 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Feb 22, 2000 (15:50) * 1 lines
Is there more stress on "really worked" or "or else"???
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 240 of 1282: Alexander (aschuth) * Wed, Feb 23, 2000 (19:11) * 1 lines
Too much stress to think about it seriously, I'm afraid. ;=}
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 241 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Feb 23, 2000 (23:47) * 1 lines
Oh, Alexander! *H u g s*, I am so sorry!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 242 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (12:22) * 98 lines
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You find yourself looking forward to the weekend with a
great deal of expectation as well you should. An old love
will be back in town today and with a very few words you
convince this person to stick around...at least until the
wedding bells ring for you two.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Woeking or constantly studing all the time can get you
down before you know it. This would be a good weekend
to plan some exciting adventures with good friends.
Today would be excellent for rounding them up and mak-
ing your plans.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Spring break is here, almost; it is time to get your
travel plans arrainged. Make it a safe week and try
to keep your activities down to a mild roar so you
will be able to relax and get yourself prepared for
the rest of the year.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Being the loving nurturing person that you are, both
female and male, you find that people who need this
type of understanding is drawn to you today and since
this is what you like to do, you are prefectly comfort-
able in raising their spirits and self-confidence.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Negative Leo may try to ease in today but you soon become
aware of your actions and your attitude and put a quick
stop to it. Positive Leo is a joy to behold as he/she
cannot accomplish enough to suit them and always makes
someone happy.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You may be feeling a little critical today about the
accomplishments of someone close to you but when you
stop and think about it, that person has done quite
a job considering the lack of skills he/she had to
work woth.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Your loving disposition will come to the fore today
when you get a fright about a loved ones health sit-
uation and life expectancy. Not to worry though as
this person has had the best of care and will be very
likely to pull through.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
After so many emotional ups and downs this week you
will find today to be unexpectedly relaxing and calm.
Things will go off exactly as you have them planned
and higher ups will see eye to eye with you on busi-
ness situations.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Back home from the hospital may seem strange for you
at first as the new rules you have to follow are so
alien to you. Take heart, you will soon be your old
self again and wonder how you could ever have been
that sick in the first place. ;-}
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The weekend coming up will be a good one for getting
the nose off the business grindstone and invest some
of your time with those who love and need you. Plan
some activities with the family and try not to think
of work pending at the office.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may be in your helpful Hanna mode today but be
very sure that the person you plan on helping actual-
ly wants your help enough to ask for it or you could
suffer a rebuff for you efforts. Everyone who needs
help doesn't always appreciate it.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Take off for a warm spot this weekend so the fishes
can enjoy some water sports and fun. You need the
relaxation of doing nothing but what you want to do
for a few days. That will bring you out of the winter
depressions and back into the sunshine.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 243 of 1282: (sprin5) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:34) * 1 lines
Not!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 244 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:47) * 1 lines
hey, that's what i was gonna say!!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 245 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:15) * 1 lines
Should I unsubscribe and let you post it? I am always concerned as you have a job and family which needs you whereas I just have The Spring =) It's up to you, entirely since this is your kuleana, you know!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 246 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:16) * 1 lines
who are you talking to? (terry, i would guess)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 247 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:22) * 2 lines
Nope - Wolfie! I thought you were going to post the same horoscope I posted.
Did I misinterpret again?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 248 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:25) * 1 lines
Does Terry really read this stuff? Nah! Lofty individual that he is, he does not have the time nor the inclination to peruse the mortal ramblings of the mortals with whom he shares his bandwidth *smiling naughtily*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 249 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:31) * 1 lines
sorry *grin* no, i just figured we'd leave it in paraspring.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 250 of 1282: (sprin5) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:38) * 1 lines
I read it!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 251 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (19:57) * 1 lines
oooh! (I knew you would - on your palm pilot? And are you on break from hammering and such? Does the boss know *wink*)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 252 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Mar 11, 2000 (13:28) * 99 lines
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Saturday, March 11, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A chance encounter with an attractive person from long ago
has the potential to completely change your thinking, thus
your path through life. Be sure that you have all your work
caught up as you will not want to waste a minute of your
weekend on such mundane things.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Gather up your love and make an adventure out of a short
trip to the mountains or the seashore. Kick back and enjoy
life today since you are well deserving after such a stren-
uous week on the job.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you break in your quite mode and it will take a little
doing for you to loosen up and enjoy yourself. A loved one
is ready to say yes and now the rest is up to you, time to
put aside your wishy washy thinking and come right to the
point.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Love comes knocking on your door today but do not be in
too big a hurry to jump into an affair before all the
facts are in...some people can be trusted, others can't.
You might be better off in keeping this one as a friend
only or throwing him back into the sea.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
The roaring lion may make the decision to get roaring
drunk today but don't! That could be the worst decision
of your life and cost more than you can even imagine at
this point in time. Stay sober and alert today if you
would keep you and yours safe from harm.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Getting a good early laugh by land line from a loved one
starts your day off on a good note that you carry with
you all day long. Employees notice your upbeat attitude
and adjust theirs subconsciously, thus making for a good
day for all.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A sweet disposition is all that will win the new interest
over to your way of thinking today...love. People will be
looking to you today for help and advice and you give
these in such a generous manner that your popularity in-
creases by a hundred fold.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Demanding your own way is not the way to get it from this
particularly stubborn person you are wedded too. Sugar
catches more flies than vinegar and this is a good time
to pour some of it on. Be sure you don't say things you
don't mean as this person will know.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A change of scenery today could go far in changing your
mood and outlook on life in general. Try the seashore
and if that is too far away, the mountains would make
a good choice. Even a walk down a quiet country road
can help out.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
An ill child shows all the signs of keeping you cooped
up for the day and the weekend. Don't worry, children
can improve overnight and you may yet get a chance to
do some of the things you have been planning, such as
your yard preparations.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If the weather permits, this would be a good day for
taking a nice leisurely walk and just soaking up the
sunshine. Try not to let your mind dwell on anything
unpleasant today as you recharge your batteries and
get prepared for the weekend to come.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A good friend gives you some excellent advice but you
find it hard to take as it is not what you really want
to do. the choice is yours; do what you want to do or
do the thing that will be fair to everyone involved.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 253 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Mar 13, 2000 (12:20) * 99 lines
(Yesterday's was a no-show...sorry!)
Horoscope for March 13, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
One of those rare, storm free days when you have all the
emotions under control and everything seems to run smooth
for you. You will find it easy today to convince others of
things that they have not previously shared your viewpoint
on.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Your credit card has come through just in time for you to
catch some sprintime bargains. Be careful not to max out
the card right away. If you do fill it up now, it becomes
just another monthly debt.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you get the ok from your partner to go ahead and make
the necessary changes you knew would be needed shortly and
you already had planned out and ready. This would not be a
good day to take any risks, either small or large, as every-
thing holds the possibility of loss today.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A domestic dispute has you ready to walk away but you lean
more in a practical manner in making up with your spouse.
Love is in your heart and down to earth basics is in your
mind; express the love and not the mind if you hope to win
this one. A raise, promotion, or bonus could be yours on
this day.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Daydreaming at work is not recommended today as it could
possibly cause you to have a small accident if you work
around any type of machinery, by becoming absent minded
at the wrong time. Creative, and inspired ideas are yours
today.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This is a good day for shopping but not a good day at all
for gambling pursuits as there could be losses in risk tak-
ing for you. Domestic activity should be of great interest
to you tonight as your spouse may have some wonderful news.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
If you are interested in the arts or have anything to do
with the printed page, this appears to be your day for
inspiration, and even contracts as your ability to express
yourself is high today. Talking with financial managers
and partners are also favored.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Today take everything you hear with a grain of salt,
(take a show me attitude), as there is a high pro-
bability of deception in your affairs now. This is
also not a good day to put any credence into rumors
you may hear about anything.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Dealings with the public is favored today as your charisma
is strong, and you will have a greater response to your
ideas than you have had in the past. You will have a small
domestic dispute in the evening after a smooth day at work.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Your mind will be centered on study or research today and
you find you have a breakthrough even if it is only an
inspired form of work, or method of research, that will
get you to finished faster. Talking with leaders and
managers will be gainful for you today.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A good friend has been keeping an eye on your ongoing
project, and he or she has some definite ideas that
he/she wants to share with you. Take a few minutes of
your valuable time to listen to this person, it will
pay off to heed the advice.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
An unexpected, guest shows up out of nowhere for the week
and you find yourself pressed for time but you do not let
this trouble you as you make room. Children may feel out
of sorts and a little mean today but you deal admirably
with them.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 254 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (12:36) * 99 lines
Horoscope for March 14
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't be too hard on yourself today as others don't blame
you near as much as you blame you. Walking around feeling
depressed is just not your style so you soon snap out of
it as you fight your way to the winners circle.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
So, you are a little eccentric today but you have your
own ideas about how things should be done. Your ideas
are not those of others as you march to your own drummer
not theirs. Pay no attention to the slumbering herd as
you are among the wide awake inventors of the future.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
When it is called for Gemini can just drop everything
and walk away, and today you elect to leave certain
things behind no matter how much you care about them,
and in the long run you will see that this is the
smartest move you have ever made.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Getting all your accounts up to date is of importance
to you now, to let you know where you stand and whether
or not it would be wise to rock the boat by changing a
few things. If your business has grown sufficiently it
would be a good idea to invest in a year around
accountant.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Working as a team may be appealing to you as but in
order for your team to function well you must exercise
those leadership abilities that you are so well known
for. Don't let someone get you down today as there is
always one around.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Unsettling news today may not be good for letting you
know where you stand on certain issues, the situation
is too iffy to do any real evaluation on it. Friends
understand your feelings and try to help you out, this
is something best handled with your own judgment.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
There is a feeling of expectation in the air at due to
a coming event, so if you hang around the water cooler
today try to keep an ear open and you will be surprised
at the helpful information that you may be able to pick
up in this way.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is not a good day to bet on anything or even buy
lottery tickets, in fact it is a day best spent in bed.
Not that anything awful seems slated to happen to you
in the duration of your day, but I would say that today
you will fall under 'Murphy's law'.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your inner strength sees you through a trying day with
most of the hurt on the inside and not showing to the
world. You will soon see the right way to go to the
heart of the matter and gain the victory. Follow your
psychic faculties to the limit.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A wonderful day for you just overflowing with love and
happiness as your true love returns with love and for-
giveness in his or her heart. A resolution to change
your ways will keep you steadfast and true from here
on out as you now know who you want.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Today you will wear a happy grin all day long. It is
just one of those days where everything seems to go
right and you couldn't lose if you tried. This could
be a good day to try your hand at a few lottery tickets;
just don't go overboard.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A sensitive situation has you involved with an ex and
exploring this problem together seems strange. It is
perfectly natural to feel an attraction for this person
as at one time you were madly in love and you have the
children to prove it; best not to pursue this
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 255 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (20:30) * 1 lines
what am i gonna drop and leave behind? (gemini)......have i done it and will know tomorrow? oh, wait! i know, my stitches were removed!!!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 256 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (22:23) * 93 lines
For March 15th
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Using your natural abilities will help you in your negotiations
early today. Unexpected surprises from the strangest areas could
be yours so don't be surprised at anything. Being a progressive
thinker in your business world serves you well all day.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Keep up a happy front today even if your heart is not in the
mood for it. Sometimes we can even fool ourselves long enough
to get through a trying situation. Children are wonderful
today and you are so proud of them. Think up a good reward.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today is a hectic for you as you can barely catch your breath
between chores. Don't let yourself get overtired, take a break
before you are so exhausted that you require it. Domestic
problems may be over tonight as you come up with an inspired
compromise.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A good day for everything connected with your job, everything
from finding a new job to obtaining a raise where you are. Be
careful that you do not let a coworker draw you into a personal
quarrel, always try to sray out of the middle.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
No one will be able to win at the one-up-man-ship game over you
today as you have the ability that your esp gives you to see
right to the center and beyond on all issues. Trust your
instincts today, they are right on track.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
An important day coming up for you today and it will be
exceptionally good in the original ideas department. Your
ideas are incisive and cutting edge today and it seems you
can do no wrong! Enjoy yourself as days like this are rare!
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A particularly irritating family matter may be bothering you
and you almost let it interfere with your work. Luckily you
catch your attitude in time and change it. Keep smiling until
you finish out the day, then you can give your problem mental
house room.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
In financial dealings today you are a canny thinker and you
are one step ahead in the negotiations. A major move may be
on your mind today and there is not enough hours in the day
to take care of everything yourself; why not delegate the
jobs?
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Manipulating another person is never a good idea as the person
being used may put up with it for a while but sooner or later
will rebel. You may be left holding the well known bag or
nursing a broken heart. Live and let live.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Nostalgia may be brought on today by hearing an old tune or
just seeing someone that resembles another. Getting depressed
is not going to help matters, look on the bright side, you
will be making a trip back home soon.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Buying a new computer is an adventure for you today as you
get to see all the new things that have been added since
you last purchased one. Some of you may find a very good
buy on the remanufactured ones offered by a lot of computer
stores.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A surprise party thrown for you by friends and loved ones
are happily accented today as you spend most of the day
as the center of attraction, something you enjoy being.
This would be a perfect time for that overnight visit to
Grandmas.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 257 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (22:27) * 1 lines
Hmmm...wonder what I was supposed to leave behind....(two guesses and the first one doesn't count!) It is a good one for the 15th for Cancers to read!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 258 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Mar 16, 2000 (13:45) * 98 lines
March 16, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
All of your chores will be here tomorrow so go ahead and hit
the sofa for some rest and relaxation! Rest as much as pos-
sible today, but don't neglect any important affairs that per-
tain to your family. They should be very few of them, so fret
not.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Relaxation is in order today but don't count on it. Your
demand is high because you are such a good sport and your
friends always want you around. Take a little time tonight
to rest and be ready for a demanding work day tomorrow.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
It is time for that heart to heart talk with your spouse
about the way the finances have been handled lately. En-
list the spouses cooperation in cutting down on the
frivolous spending so you can save enough for that down-
payment you need.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You must take a firm stand today on some moral issues that
concern the family. Firm up their confidence in God, for
you know better than most that the family that prays
together stays together. You know how to plan things with,
not for, them in order to get their cooperation.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Try a small courtship to strengthen up your love and your
vows today. Get a baby-sitter, if needed, and treat him/
er to dinner at a fancy restaurant. Evening brings a few
problems With a friend, But you manage to clear things up
quickly.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You may be called on in the role of trouble shooter today
at work and you can handle it well alone but in this case
I would stand firm for an assistant to be given you.
Remember, if you stick your two cents in, have someone
there with equal or better stuck right in with you.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Either you and your spouse are expecting a baby, or you
have relatives who are. The happy event should begin
sometime today. Remember to keep calm and not faint, as
the doctor needs to spend all his time with the mother
and not with you!!!
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
An elderly relative may need your help today. Maybe just
to visit or, if in another state, wants you to call them.
This person could have something important to tell you.
Loved ones benefit greatly today if you make the time to
show them how much you really care.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
There are so many good things you will miss out on if you
wind up angry with someone today. Be your happy self and
let the love show. Take the family out for a treat or a
visit with the relatives. Don't take everything to heart,
it's not aimed at you.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Feeling rested after your vacation will enable you to put
in a good day on the job. A nice restaurant at lunch time
is in order for today, then a quiet afternoon with the
family as you plan your up coming trip.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Some of you may find a very good buy on the internet. Take
a while this afternoon to plan your future job strategy or
the approach you will use when you ask for that raise.
Children need your guidance today so be alert to what they
are asking of you.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your advice is very useful and well received today so don't
let any one talk you out of helping. You accomplish more
than you thought you could at work today. Get involved with
your local youth group. You are, as usual, brimming over
with bright ideas and plans.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 259 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 17, 2000 (13:52) * 97 lines
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Friday, March 17, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your optimism is high during the morning hours but you may
start to feel fairly annoyed as you find your plans being
changed by other people. Don't let it get you upset, just
grin and keep on going. Later you can go home and stick
your feet up and forget the whole thing.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Wanting to do your thing and go your way is a common
among most people and doubly so in the single person
in the single person, but if you are married you
should tell someone how and where you can be reached
due to emergencies.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you may remember parts, or even all, of a particu-
larly vivid dream. This could be a warning dream so take
the time to meditate on it to find out what your sub-
conscious is trying to tell you; you will not regret the
time you spend on this one.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Planning a short trip may keep you occupied for most of
the day but be prepared for a little disappointment when
some of your plans are changed; best not to set them in
cement. Get together with the family and make every ef-
fort to please them.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Roll up your sleeves and get out there with the rest of
the workers, they may need to see you as one of the guys
and not just as the boss; you could see some tense sit-
uation evaporate if you do. Others will find that pitch-
ing in and helping will give their esteem a big boost.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Getting on the team is the only thing that will succeed
today and you are aware of this and pull out all the
stops to interact creatively with a coworker to meet a
close deadline. A minor traffic accident is possible if
you are not alert today.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Feel like going to the shore on a quit it and go whim?
Then do it, you haven't done anything spontaneous for a
long time and it would do you a lots of good. This is a
beautiful day and you are much too alert to spend it
indoors.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Your latest plans for a new business is turning around
in your brain like a jewel. Take that idea, polish it
up and watch your success! Try not to work yourself in-
to exhaustion as then you will lose your 'edge'.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your day at work should prove to be interesting due to
an unexpected surprise in the afternoon. The time for
community planning is here and you are asked to head
up your local committee, just be sure that you can
spare the time before you say yes.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The best thing to do is to admit ones mistakes and go
forward, so try not to sweep mistakes under the rug
today, yours or a pals, as the rug could be moved and
the damage then would be three times as bad.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If you are socializing with big wigs today be on your
best behavior. Someone you connect with could become
important to your personal business affairs, or even
a silent partner. Change some appointmentss today if
necessary to attend.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Hold on to your hat, because the day is really going
to be exciting! Look for possible new promotions, or
new friendships! You also may encounter someone in
need. Don't turn them away as you may bring on some
bad vibes.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 260 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Mar 18, 2000 (13:09) * 67 lines
Horoscope for March 18, 2000
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be on guard when making purchases
today. You may have a lot of money, making you wasteful. Or,
you may have little money, making you settle for less than
the best. Target your expenses carefully.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your social connections open up
today. Emphasize the personal touch. You can be charming
if you put your mind to it. There are clubs and organ-
izations you surely deserve to belong to; apply for member-
ship.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Look past your current employment
to avocational interests. You may have some hobby which
could bring in extra income or increase your prestige.
Start looking into this today for your later years.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Expand your contacts with organ-
izations and societies which promote your interests. You're
needing the society of like-minded people, so join a club
and feel connected!
LEO (July 23-August 22): Your career gets a boost today.
You may get good news about your taxes if you've on the
ball, perhaps even a refund. It's a good time to plan on
maximizing your employer's benefits.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Your empathy serves to
create strong bonds today. Insofar as you are congenial
and friendly, you can strongly and positively influence
the lives of friends and strangers alike.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You're apt to be of
great help but be left unappreciated. Be content that
you're making things look easy, and not contributing
to anxiety. Your kindness registers an impression for
later.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): This is a good time
to build, repair or strengthen bridges between yourself
and friends. Emphasize the good times and express your
willingness to have more. Proposing, even marriage, is
good.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You are feeling
optimistic today, and you're especially inclined to make
a window of opportunity count for something. You're wil-
ling to defer a good time until after you've taken care
of business.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Spend quality time
with your children today. They would benefit by a romp
in the park or a visit to a local museum or attraction.
Let your own inner child have fun while you're at it.
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Self-worth is very
important to you. You can understand that inner quality
is more important than how much you possess. A self-
improvement course will work wonders for you.
PISCES (February 19-March 20): You have a low tolerance
for frustration today. This is a good time to get away
from it all. If on vacation, you've chosen a good week-
end for it. If you can't get away, create a retreat at
home.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 261 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Mar 20, 2000 (13:06) * 63 lines
For March 20, 2000
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Cooperation is highlighted today.
Troubles arise from too much dependence rather than having
well-defined roles and realistic expectations. When boundaries
get blurred, there is less clarity of function.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your generosity tends to be ill-
conceived today. You tend to take on more work, when others
need to be given more responsibility. You could wind up giving
until you're emotionally and physically exhausted.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your mind is probably far away from
where you are now. Beware of day-dreaming too much. Can your
fantasies of a vacation be turned into reality? Start planning
your dream trip.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pitfalls in your tax return can be
uncovered if you go through it again. Review investment options
at your bank. You're feeling exploratory, though watch out for
a tendency to be too impressionable.
LEO (July 23-August 22): Your day-dreams and fantasies are
close to the surface today. You're apt to treat people
according to your wishful thinking, rather than as they are.
Stay close to reality.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Life seems like a big barter
system today. Everyone uses everyone else; and you must buy
into this to get what you want. Or, you can introduce love
and fairness to start setting things right.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You tend to put emphasis on
popularity, and to rely on that to carry you through the day.
Maintain your advantage with definite accomplishments, despite
your inclination to let them slide.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): A distorted perception of
your importance can lead you into making bad decisions. Put
wishful thinking aside; don't dwell on your sense of self-
importance. Emphasize doing what's right.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You are too open to
outside influences, so you need to be wise and deliberate
about whom you allow to influence you. Allow only positive
thoughts and images to run through your mind.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): You may certainly feel
you're not getting paid enough for what you're doing today.
Money isn't the issue, but your ability to adapt and stay
spiritually focused.
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): You're feeling basically
trusting today. People tend to pin their hopes on you, and
it's up to you to live up to them or declare them invalid.
PISCES (February 19-March 20): You try to lessen friction by
trying to please, but this may set the stage for being taken
advantage of. Protect your interests first instead of trying
to help too much.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 262 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Mar 20, 2000 (22:50) * 94 lines
March 21, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Stay in control today. Don't make a big purchase on a whim
and then have to struggle to make ends meet for months to
pay it off. Learning to sucessfully manage your income is
one of the hard lessons that Aries must learn to succeed
in life.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
The dancing or fencing lessons are starting to pay off in
lower weight and more poise and gracefulness, keep at it.
Sign a child up for some karate lessons today to help him/
er learn self control and give them the ability to defend
themselves.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Sports is a big thing for you and you like them all! Just
be careful you do not neglect someone special while you
are glued to the tv set. If you are a player you may see
an interest shown in your abilities by those who count.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You and your spouse may be thinking of adopting a child
or becoming foster parents. This is a wonderful idea as
long as you have lots of love to offer and a stable home
environment. The rest of the family is pleased with your
decision.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
If you are in the services there is a chance that you will
get your orders for transfer overseas today. Don't worry,
this will be a place where you can relocate your whole
family and really enjoy the tour of duty.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Someone close to you may be having some problems but seeing
this person every day may cause you not to notice. Look
closely and and be more observant so this person knows that
he/she can lean on you.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Don't take it lying down! This is not the right day to give
in to others when it is going against your best interests.
Give as good as you get today and you will see a marked rise
in respect from a certain person.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Taking a bad attitude with a loved one is not conducive to
making the relationship last very long. Be the eagle today
and soar above the lower, baser urges of humanity and spend
your time building people up, not tearing them apart.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A shakeup at work could leave a good opening that you are
just right for. Stand up and ask for it as that is the only
way you will get it, hurry though, as someone could beat you
to the punch. A good night for relaxing in front of the fire.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
So, you may have got dumped. So what? It happens all the time
and this time you are lucky that it happened to you because
yes, a lot of the rumors you heard were true. A new love will
be entering your life just any time now and then you will
understand just how lucky you are.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may be all ready for the parties to begin but your other
half could be in the mood to stay home and cuddle. It would
be wise to get in the cuddling mood yourself as there have
already been enough parties to make things a little shaky
at home.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today you put aside all other thoughts when a friend or
loved one comes to you for haven and help. You go all out
and let this person move in. Remember there is another
half of the match running around mad as can be. First sign
of trouble dial 911.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 263 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Mar 21, 2000 (21:09) * 91 lines
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Wednesday, March 22, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may make some friends or meet a potential mate as you
spend the day socializing. Look for some major personal
developments today to bring on major changes in your life,
all for the better, as your luck is still holding.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Delays, snafus and mixups plague you today as nothing seems
to get anywhere on time or to the right person. Quitting
early, if you can get away with it, seems like the best idea
going. Tomorrow will be better.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Just because you are on cloud nine over your great good luck
don't let it get the best of your good sense, you could come
up with some wild ideas at this point and that would set the
business planning back. Be sure you calm down and listen to
wiser heads.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Problems that have kept you upset lately finally get cleared
up and you are in a fantastic mood, you know now that you are
on the right track in your affairs. Family and friends plan a
surprise tonight and you will be the honored guest.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You are in demand now and the world just can't get along with-
out you even though you may be counting on a laid back day when
all you want to do is rest; resting is a great idea if anyone
would let you. Try "disappearing" for a while today.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Some minor setbacks and disappointment today but you manage
to make the most of the day by turning events to your advan-
tage. The family needs to be added to your list of must do
as they need more of your company.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Gambling is addictive but you are not much drawn to it unless
you think you have got an edge, well that edge can get dull
leaving you with empty pockets, a thing you cannot abide.
Think it over and you will not even be tempted.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You should be extra careful in any business move you make
today as everything is a gamble and lady luck is fickle.
The less you let others know of your business the better
it will be for you in the long run.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
The only way to make big career move is to aggressively go
after what you want, if you play it too cool you will see
others getting there ahead of you. A loved one may be plan-
ning a trip, be sure all the safety points are discussed
first.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Take some time out and be by yourself for awhile today if
you have been socializing a bit much lately. You need to
get your thoughts back together. Romance is more likely
without a crowd around so take your love to a nice se-
cluded restaurant for dinner.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Don't go off on a tangent and do something out of character
for you today, as it won't pay off. You will receive some
welcome news from an investment today and that will be your
light at the end of the tunnel.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
The praise you receive from someone today will be hard won
as you have given this project every minute you could spare
for months. Your charm and wit today will win you a positive
response to an age old question.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 264 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Mar 23, 2000 (12:23) * 98 lines
Horoscope for March 23, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is not a good time to allow friends to become indebted
to you on a personal basis, but if you have already, you
will have trouble collecting. Your work will go slowly today
due to interferences of family members, this is not good for
your business.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
When that overly attractive love tries to "start the relation
ship" up again it will be best if you turn a deaf ear. Of
course, some people want to be used so you could make up, but
it will only mean more heartbreak. Invite some real friends
over tonight.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
A friend who may give the impression of being weak comes
through strong for you today when you need him the most.
You may also meet with some unexpected expenses that
threaten to overwhelm you, but you manage to stay ahead
of the bill collectors.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Some mean things may be said behind your back today but an
unexpected person defends you. A slip on the job could
result in a minor injury today if you do not stay alert in
all things. Your secret admirer comes out of hiding.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
With your psychic level at its peak, morning hours are
filled with possibilities of moving up a few notches on
the job. Although things tend to slow down in the after-
noon, you are still moving right along while the others
are falling behind. Promote your interests.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You don't like to have to ask, but in this case you may
have to as a difficulty about money could cause you some
anger when a friend denies owing you at all. A loyal
friend comes to your rescue tonight when someone starts
an untrue rumor about you.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Finish what you have started before you can expect to see
any increase in income from this project, this is a good
day to work on it and finish as you will have all the
peace and quiet you need. Work on it, don't think about
working on it.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Some major problems could be yours today if you adopt a
devil may care attitude. Do your own thing but don't hurt,
or ignore others, in the process; this could lead to dif-
ficulties, especially marital.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You should try very hard not to be to critical of a small
child as he/she is too young to understand that you only
mean it in a constructive way. You have a good day at
work, scoring quite a few points with your boss. Evening
may bring a few disagreements.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
People today may have ideas that are terribly different
from yours, but they still deserve their turn to be heard;
use tact and tolerance in all your dealings at work and at
home. Encouragement comes from unusual places.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may find that your new schedule has caused the secretary
to become confused and give out erronous information. Don't
worry, it won't happen again as your schedule should now be
steady and known to all. Don't take your frustration home to
a loved one.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Finish a creative project today as the boss has been pacing
the floor waiting for it. Through the actions of someone who
is highly excitable you find yourself in a quandry regarding
personal plans. Relax, you may miss meeting someone that you
would really rather not see.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 265 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 24, 2000 (12:26) * 97 lines
March 24, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Take bold action where necessary today to insure that your
ideas are at least placed under consideration at work. Your
ideas are fresh and innovative enough to be of a big help
to the company. Someone offers you some advice today; think
it over.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You will see an increase in your net worth today with the
purchase of some stock that no one else had faith in. Your
family and friends are proud of your tactical insight into
the market. Children may exhibit some temperament in the
evening.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Major changes is on the horizon for you today, whether for
good or bad will have to be decided by you and your actions,
but I would say it is for your good in the long run. Your
mood may be slightly down today but don't let it make you
snap at others.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You are usually a very private person and can well follow
your own path because you know where you want it to lead
you. Understanding others and staying one up keeps you a
step ahead of the competition, so your future is assured
by your actions today.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Try to be lenient today with everyone. If you are too bold
or aggressive today it could cause you some major embarrass-
ment as well as a major loss of prestige and position in your
company. Don't become an overlord.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Working within your budget is going to be hard for you today
but well worth the effort, not just in business, but in per-
sonal as well. Watch your credit card charges today as they
could get out of hand! Keep financial dealings to a simpli-
fied minimum.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is a good day to add up all the things that have been
eating up your ready cash and then cut out the things that
you can live without. You will be surprised how well this
works, even in affairs of the heart; translate cash as
love.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Set your priorities today concerning business and pleasure
and get the family to respect your time 'at work' even if
your work is at home. To prosper you will need some ground
rules, make the necessary rules for your personal work
habits.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A teenager could be giving you trouble right now, but the
rules you lay down today will pay off later. An error made
in the past will come back to haunt you today, but you get
that straight and have things back to normal before the
day is out.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The world is ready for those good ideas that you have been
mulling over lately. An investment you made late last year
begins to pay off today as you get the good news from your
bookkeeper. Keep up the good work.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
We must all make a few of our own mistakes from time to
time in order to grow and change, this could be the uni-
versal motive behind a certain event that transpires to-
day in a friends life. You may not be able to help but
you will try.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A friend comes to you for solace and advice, and your
first reaction is to think that you don't have the time
to deal with someone elses problems when you have your
own to muddle through, but you realize that it is you
that God sent him/her to, and you manage to help.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 266 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Mar 25, 2000 (13:48) * 91 lines
March 25, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Assembling furniture may not be your type of thing but you
have willing hands to help you today and the job is soon
finished. Don't forget to express your appreciation and
give credit where it is due. A good all around day for
Aries.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Being the bull in the china shop could get you in hot water
with someone special if you go bumbling around in the middle
of other peoples problems. Taking care of your own will be
a full time job today.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
The devil made you do it may be a valid excuse today as the
"twin" half could be exactly what caused you to make the
error that started all the fuss in the first place. Make
your decisions firm today and stick to them.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Finishing up those projects today could be your main focus
unless of course you are into do it yourself car repair in
which case you will be very busy running down parts and
operating on your vehicle.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Being the boss should not be as important as getting along
with others on an equal basis is today. Bossy people are
shunned by most and it is not conducive to a a longterm
relationship. Take a deep breath and go out and have some
fun.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You respond to someones need today and lend a helping hand,
fortunately (?) this catches you in your goofy mood and
keeps half the people roaring with laughter and the other
half just roaring at you; all in good fun though.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You may be in a dead end job with no chance of advancement
and have been searching for a new position with an upwardly
mobile company. The offer you get today promises to be the
way to go. A loved one is with you one hundred percent on
your change.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
It would be a good thing to keep a low profile today. At
least until a certain person calms down. There could be
some disquieting episodes at work but you handle them
ith your usual tact and diplomacy.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Be careful until your ship of fortune is tied firmly to
the dock. No one knows your business better than you do.
Assign key people to handle the parts that are running
smoothly and you handle the rest.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You are not as gullible as someone may think and you are
able to recognize a con job when it is tried on you and
send them packing. Be cautious on the job today as there
may be a few minor mishaps.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Your love life should be noticeably picking up. If you are
single you are slated to meet mr./ms right and married
people will feel more drawn towards a loved one. You will
do well at work, and will have a lot of great new ideas.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Take advantage of your enhanced reasoning ability by addres-
sing the most unpleasant areas of your life that require a
logical approach. Pay attention to the hidden messages in
the songs of children, many gems have been mined like this.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 267 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (10:49) * 1 lines
wow, mine was close for yesterday. i was in such a foul mood......snapped at everybody....
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 268 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (14:36) * 1 lines
Sweetie, you have had a really rough week...You had every reason be snap. *hugs*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 269 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (14:37) * 2 lines
that's what happens when you change your syntax half way through a sentence...
You had every reason to be snappy last week...I hope they all realized why.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 270 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (16:07) * 127 lines
Aries : It's the beginning of the Aries Birthday time, starting this week. Spring Equinox, the beginning of the
astrological new year, the start of great things. The inception point for this whole new stuff thing. It's a great idea,
and it looks really good on paper. But in Texas, even though it's supposedly "spring" time, it's beginning to look a
little like summer according to some definitions, and that idea applies to you as well. Things are heating for
Aries. Now, Mars is leaving this week, which should help improve your focus. You're not going to be quite as
scattered as you have been. You're also going to feel a little tired at times, like there's just a little too much
excitement going on right now. Reminds me of weekend when I was supposed to be "off." It started on Saturday
morning, and the pressure never let up, folks coming and going, my front door should have been a a revolving
door, and I wore out a pair of boots just trying to keep up. It's going to be like that for you this week. Relax? It's a
great idea. Won't happen, though.
Taurus : Slowly, surely, steadily, Mars makes an entrance in the Tropical Zodiac Sign of Taurus this week.
Seemingly good, too. But appearances can be deceiving, and a little extra caution is urged this week. In fact, I
should have some sort of Mars Refrain worked out by now. He's an active planet, and he's going to push you to
excel this week. He's also going to start trying to finger your buttons. The buttons I'm referring to are the
emotional ones. He's going to reach for every last little button that he sees, and he's going to try to fire off
whatever he can. Better get used to this Martian energy, because it's a common theme for a little while. Sooner
or later, you're going to feel like he's right there. All I can suggest is to move like Mars does, with a degree of
stealth this week.
Gemini : There are some days when "instant gratification" just takes too long. You've got a week which is filling
up just like that. Now, the good news is that there is a group of some of your co-workers, associates and friends
who are willing to get together and go play. This is an important concept right now. But the problem with an
important concept like "play" is that it just doesn't happen fast enough for your tastes. And when you're dealing
with a group of folks, not all of them are going to be Gemini, and the ones who ain't Gemini just don't get your
need for speed. "There's an efficiency quotient in this, you know." Right, that means that you are moving at a
typical Gemini rate, and the rest of the crowd is meandering along, and according to your definition, wandering
around aimlessly. It's irritating, to say the least. Be patient with the rest of us this week. You'll get some of that
instant gratification yet, but it won't be happening quite as fast as you like.
Cancer : I like working with a chart like you've got this week. It's really a simple message. It involves one of your
least favorite activities, unless you're involved a job that you really like. It's all about work this week. There is
nothing else that is really peeking through the your own, personal heavens. I know that at least one dear Cancer
Reader will write in and complain about this, but I'm just trying to stick the astrological basics as I understand
them, and work is that central issue — this week. We'll be happy to discuss other options in another week, but
this week, you need to plan on spending as much time as possible in your boat if your a fishing guide. The little
problem right now, if you are a fishing guide, is that the usual places where you find work, that would be fishes,
are going to have less than the usual yield. But concentration on this work related theme this week has some
serious long term benefit. That's the point.
Leo : Good times are right ahead. Good times and stupid people. Ever notice, no matter where you go, the most
moronic of drivers seem to follow you there? I moved from North East Texas to Central Texas, and those drivers
all seemed to follow me. I was visiting El Paso, and the drivers out there, obviously, weren't from there. I could
tell by the number of drivers who didn't know how to drive. So you're going to get followed around by a lot of
people this week who seem to be a little on the ignorant side. That's the polite way to put it. Of course, I've never
been politically correct myself, I don't know why I should start now, but you're getting the idea... yes, they are
following you. So you're feeling pretty good this week, and there are number of confrontations which present
themselves to you. Instead of yelling at the person, instead of that one finger salute, try something a little
different. Say a prayer. Pray for them. Pray that they find some brains and common sense soon. It's the best
thing you can do, and you don't want to ruin your good attitude.
Virgo : Things are getting better and better, moment by moment. Okay, for the Virgo who must have this
measured correctly, it's getting better inch by friggin' inch. Got that? I was tempted to use the more pejorative
term, "inch by bloody inch" but my attempts at an English accent get more and more tortured by every trip I take
out west — West Texas — where the drawl is more pronounced. But you're getting the idea. Just like my accent
gradually degrades into that lyric, southern, west Texas twang, your week gets better and better. Of course,
these are incremental changes for the better so it's not like you're going to feel like that there are giant strides
forward, and it's not like you're going to feel like it's necessarily a good time, but if you reflect back, look back
over the last couple of days, you'll find that yes, indeed, my most excellent Virgo friend, it has been a good
week. Changes, for the better, courtesy of Mars, are happening. Slowly, to be sure, but it's one of those things
that takes time.
Libra : There's a not so subtle shift in the planets this week. It's a harbinger of things to come in your little slice
of the sky. There's a certain degree of ease at work which comes now. Maybe not not easiest, but the problems
are quickly dealt with, and you can turn a stack of work into a series of slices for everyone else to deal with. In
fact the works disappears as fast as a free pizza does around here at the office. No sooner does the delivery
person show up, then there's a swarm of activity, like flies buzzing over a stinking road kill carcass, and then
"poof" it's all gone. Maybe Rosalind said it best: "Alack! in me what strange effect/Would they work in mild
aspect" As You Like It (IV.ii.74-5). So divvy up your work like free pizza this week, and watch it disappear.
Alack, that's the strange effect.
Scorpio : I can't seem to escape that Austin Sound for Scorpio, not this week. We're famous for music. There's
a lot of it here. It's that special, sort of country, sort of rock, sort of blues, sort of tangy, sort of bittersweet, folk,
acid, retro, post punk, alt country inspired stuff. So imagine that this week is like a song from an Austin Author,
something about Lonesome Highway Blues, but add a fiddle and some decent electric guitar stuff, and then
maybe you get some ideas. It's not all that bad, but you are going to be spending more than your share of the
week spinning along your own, personal "lonesome highway." This isn't all bad. A lot of Scorpio's like to spend
more than an inordinate amount of time solo. It seems to fit with their own personal definition of who they are.
But when you start feeling like you've been alone just about long enough, you need to head on down that
lonesome Scorpio highway. Don't worry about it. Let me know if you discover any genres of music that I've left
out of your definition of music, too.
Sagittarius : Have you ever been at the gym, reading a Wall Street Journal while walking on the treadmill? Or
you've been on the Hike and Bike path, and there's some one beside you with a portable electronic device and
ear bud speakers, but the music is cranked so loud, you can feel the bass? It's like one of my friend's car, he's
got the trickest bass boomer in the trunk. Sort of hurts if he ever gets a flat because there wasn't any room for
the spare tire, but you get the idea. This week is like that intrusion in your privacy. Now, you can do what any
rational, straight shooting — forward thinking Sagittarius would do in this situation, you can rip that head phone
off the guy's head, yank the ear buds out of her ears, swerve and force the offending car off the road. But these
aren't good solutions. The easiest way to deal with intrusions in your space this week is to drop back. Don't
accelerate because the other guy will think it's a race. It's not a good week to be competitive. Just let them pass,
and your glorious silence will return.
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Capricorn : There is a certain ease and grace that is often associated with your sign, the sign of the Sea Goat.
Okay, maybe some astrologers don't see this ease and grace that I'm talking about, but it's certainly there. And
this is going to become more pronounced as the week flows by. Imagine nice, lyric poetry, and I'm not talking
about something that comes violently out of a poetry "slam" either. This light and lyrical stuff is more like what
you should aim for his week. Take your special message this week, and wrap it in flower strewn words,
something that sounds just as nice as Pecan Pie. Maybe as sweet as Peach Cobbler with a big old double
scoop of vanilla Ice Cream on top of it. You're going to be serving up some harsh information this week, but I'll
trust you to put it in terms that seem equitable, sort of like "a la mode," which is the best way to serve this
week. Personally, I really like it covered in Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, or like some of Amy's Mexican Vanilla.
Aquarius : Every once in a while, we have to have a little talk about your propensity for escape behavior. There
are little astrological triggers that come along and set this sort of thing off. Escape behavior can be blatantly
obvious, something like a case or two of beer and a fishing boat. Being an Aquarius, though, you can get mighty
sneaky about how you hide what you do for escape. I'm reminded of one Aquarius, under just such an influence,
he managed to convince most of his neighbors that he was retiring from his office job, and he claimed to be a
fishing guide therefore, all the time he spent fishing was work he was supposedly getting paid for. The message
is clear, though, you've done the work, but you might not be getting paid for your efforts. Be careful about living in
a fantasy world right now — leave that to an expert like myself.
Pisces : According to some famous astrologers, every time a celestial object swaps signs, that means
something big is happening, like a major shift in energy, and, as a Pisces, I'm sure you're aware of these
changes in energy. "Sure. Can't miss it. Right on, buddy," you mutter to me. The sun leaves Pisces, and Mars
leave Aries, and, for what it's worth, Mercury and Venus are firmly ensconced in Pisces. Sounds like a lot going
on, and it is. In plain terms, Pisces are all stirred up by any number of minor things going on right now. The
tricky part to remember that you are being tickled by any number of minor things. These ain't big things. Might
be more like ticked off rather than tickled, too. But if you can overlook the minor and persistent irritations, you'll
notice that the overall picture is big and bright right now. The hardest party of this week is putting yourself in a
place where you can see how nice this time really is.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 271 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (23:07) * 93 lines
March 27, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Stand your ground today as long as you firmly believe in what
you are advocating and you will enlighten those who don't know
any better. Your patience will be the one thing that most people
can't fight against. Family and friends stand beside you on this.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Another Taurus in your life today will be just a little bull
headed so don't try to change his or her mind today. If it is
sensible and not expensive just go ahead and do it first,
argue later. Works some of the time; then there is always a
compromise that can be made.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You may be interested in everything except your job today but
do try to keep your mind on the job and don't let opportunities
slip by you. Your home based business should see an increase
shortly and then there will be less worries and more money.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A very tense day for you as it starts with a domestic quarrel
before you leave home and gets worse from there. Try not to
get upset with someone in the work place as this would not
help your standing with the firm.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Don't hesitate to accept a good offer today, it could make
your future. Going on a trip today to please a loved one is
a good thing for you as you are likely to meet someone who
has been waiting for a potiential partner with your ideas
to come along.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today you should let your heart reach out for love. You are
in need of some emotional healing which you will find in
the loving arms of someone special as you meet the adver-
sities of life which at this time may seem overwhelming,
but they are not.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Haunting memories of a past life may be revealed to you in
something you run across today as you engage in pursuit of
the past through exploring ghost towns, caves, antique
shops or various other activities. No matter which one you
choose to do it will bring on memories.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You have been trying to pin down a loved one to a committment
and today you manage to do it. The expectations of your loved
one could be such as to have you in the throes of regret by
nightfall. In this case you might be better off looking for a
new love.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Security is your main concern today don't let poor planning
cause you to lose all that you have fought so hard to win.
Shopping for a new home may take a lot of your time today.
Finding a one is never easy but perseverance will win out.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You are highly psychic this morning and you have the work
going right along in no time. Reading people today may
offer the opportunity to offer forgiveness that you couldn't
in the past; do it and make a loyal friend for life.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Find the hottest deals you can get today, drive hard bargains
as money is tight and wasting it just won't do. This would be
a good day to call in the carpet cleaners and let them do their
thing to help you get ready for Springtime.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You are surrounded today by an air of love and serenity. That
is how you perceive the world even if you know a whole dif=
ferent truth. keeping up this appearance will allow you to
take advantage of some breaks that are likely to come your
way today.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 272 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (22:14) * 93 lines
March 28, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Think things over throughly today so your natural ability to
lead in certain situations can give you the edge you need to
stop trouble in it's tracks. Your natural charm keeps you in
demand to the opposite sex. Don't let that special person
down.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You will make some new friends today who will turn out to be
some of your best buddies. Love is on your mind so go ahead
and pop the question. If you're a gal you are going to feel
like accepting. Both should think it over carefully but it
looks good.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
A marital upset of your spouses should get your immediate
attention, keeping things calm at home should be your num-
ber one priority today. Being a loving spouse can go far
in in building confidence in your love. A child may need
to have a talk with you.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Taking care of business should be uppermost on your mind
today. The business you began a months ago show signs of
gaining popularity. Involve the family for a really re-
sounding success. You give your employees a chance today
to "show what you've got".
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Getting the chores out of the way is important to you today,
both the old ones and the new ones, as you get ready for
springtime to arrive. You could unearth something special
to you today while cleaning out an old storage shed.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This is not a day to let waste away so buckle down to some
hard work and get caught up with things that may have been
let go. Do not get enamored of an exciting new person that
you have just met as this could lead to infidelity and then
to the divorce court, if you are already committed to some-
one.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Someone may contact you today and the news may not be welcome
but with your sense of outrage stirred up you will be able to
right a very bad wrong to someone you care about. Children
take up a lot of your time and thoughts today.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Children make the best teachers as they are more open and less
likely to lie to save someones feelings. You may be surprised
what you can learn today about yourself. No need to get angry,
just meditate on it and you will see how to change.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Problems that beset you today should be handled quickly while
they are small and not later after they have become mountains.
Put your interest in plans for your upcoming vacation so you
can relax. Dinner and a movie sounds just about right tonight.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
People dropping in on you today spells some good times had by
all as you really know how to have a party. Evening could
bring some depressing news but with your strong sense of self
you are able to overcome these emotions in no time.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Wedding bells approach you today and you may not realize it
as the introductions have just been made. This is the one so
be prepared and remember, you heard it here first. Candy and
flowers say a lot.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A child may need your help but you have to draw the story out
for he/she does not want to disturb you with their problems.
Some minor upsetting things as the day wears on but nothing
you can't handle. Take the evening to rest.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 273 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Mar 29, 2000 (13:04) * 94 lines
March 29, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Temptation may torment you today but you should perserver and
keep clear, heeding your conscious on this matter. Be careful
how you handle a sticky situation, you should take some time
to listen as well as talk. A good night to have dinner out.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Spend some time relaxing today to bring back your inner
equilibrium. Home is where your love is, but you may need
to get away for a while to find peace. A lucky day for you,
and a great one to play the lottery. Lady luck is fickle so
be careful.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Do a little reading in your spare time. Chances are good you
will read something that will inspire you. Do not confront a
loved one today, as it may have serious ramifications. Friends
will come to your rescue tonight.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
With strong determination you to finally get the recognition
you deserve. keeping the peace in the family helps you keep
your mind on the job at hand. Your love life is also on the
up side; for the married this means a rediscovery of one
another.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
today you are the impatient Lion and you may say things you
do not really mean. Be careful around sensitive people un-
less you are ready to trash that persons friendship. At work
you will be recognized for your accomplishments.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A possible love affair with someone that you recently met
is possible. This is a good day to make a major purchase.
Get some sound advice about the electronics you want and
use your logic. Time seems to fly for you as there will
be lot of activity today.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Play it safe when it comes to financial deals. Hasty
decisions could be your undoing. Today you should take
the time to smell the roses, spend some time outdoors,
with a loved one. If you do not find a way to relax you
may find your nerves getting the best of you.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Today will be filled with adventure for you if you let it.
Don't take things too seriously although some minor dis-
turbances will call upon your higher logic. Take care to
make the right decision, things you do today will have a
long term effect.
AGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
This is a great day to start a new business venture; look
deeply at the situations going on around you and you will
get some worthwhile ideas luck is also in the air for you
and it would be a good idea to buy some lottery tickets.
Do not over indulge.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Take some time to spend outdoors. Positive things are sure
to occur for you today. The stock market may be your thing;
you will do well with your investments today. Your love
life is looking up as well.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Job situations could stress you out today if you do not
adopt a more thoughtful attitude toward things. Although,
you shouldn't take yourself or others too seriously. Your
bright ideas about money pays off for you.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Give in to the temptation to start a new romance although
today should also be fine for nurturing the one you have.
Today looks good for you from a personal point of view.
This is more likely to spring from things you do rather
than sheer luck.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 274 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Mar 30, 2000 (12:12) * 254 lines
April Astrology Overview
Astrology Overview: This month has a doubling effect because the only guy
who is really firmly in apparent retrograde motion is Pluto. Venus makes
tracks hauling herself through Aries this month, and by my calculations,
she actually enters Taurus, around the very end of the month (closing
minutes, photo finish). So the doubling effect is that we start out with
three objects in Taurus at the beginning of the month and we get six in
Taurus at the very tail end of the month. Saturn is also approaching a
point where he does a tight little square dance with Uranus, and that's
going to make for some interesting calls on the dance floor of life. At
the beginning of the month a lot of planets are visible, right after
sunset. Early in the month is the best time to see this, over yonder in
the western sky.
More information about how these planets will double up on you is
available through the web site:
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Aries: This month doesn't kick off very well, but it sure does pick up
speed in a hurry. There's a great example with Texas weather, for the
longest time, the days are warm but not hot, the nights are cool, and one
begins to get lulled into a place where it just feels like this is a very
earthly paradise. Then, one day, the wind stops blowing, the clouds are
no where to be seen, and it's just plain hot. The thermometer dances up
close to a 100 degrees, and the wind which was so refreshing with its
moisture just leaves a sodden, humid quality to it all. It's like a
summer day in Houston. Or Dallas. It's not pretty. It's not nice. It's
just plain hot and humid. At least it's a wet heat. It goes from paradise
to something that closely approximates a sauna, almost over night. "Thank
your lucky stars," I should say. This is due to Venus creeping into your
sign. To be honest, she's making good time and hardly spends three weeks
with you. But she does impart that sort of lazy attitude this month, that
feeling that all you want to do is sit on the porch, in the shade, and
watch the ice tea glass sweat. What's going to work this month is to make
sure that you've got plenty of caffeine based ice, maybe throw a little
honey in it too, and garnish it with a spring of mint which is growing on
the patio. It tastes good, the sweetness rolls off you tongue, and the
mint adds both color and flavor. You're going to need to make sure that
Venus doesn't dehydrate you this month.
Taurus: When the official time of "Taurus" gets here, you've got a
boatload of heaven sent influences just rollicking through your sign.
It's like living in a student ghetto -- student barrio in Texas -- and
it's like your neighbors are having a party. Folks are hanging off the
balconies, there is much yelling and screaming, and sometimes you hear a
dull thud as a body slams into the the wall. It's all in good fun, and
that's what's so important that you remember this month. All in good fun.
Got that? Sure. It's easy to remember what it was like when you were wild
and crazy, and now you've got the same thing happening in your life, only
it's now next door, and.... and you get the idea, right? There's a party
next door, and even though you think you should call the police, it would
be ever so much more neighborly just to step outside, step over the
couple mimicking a love scene in a movie, step over the bodies, and
politely ask them to tone it down. Duck as a beer bottle comes flying out
of the door. That's the trick. That's the idea. This is brought on by a
number of planets in your sign, and I'll promise the planets are going to
make it so you get a lot less sleep than you feel like you need this
month. And there's no rest in sight. But instead of joining the party, it
might be a good time to just pull a pillow over your head. Mars is
causing irritations, and he's going to act as a little trigger all month
long -- determined to make you lose your cool. With all the influences
swimming around you right now, that's not a good idea.
Gemini: At the risk of invoking one too many cliches and having my
license pulled, I'll just warn you straight up: it's always darkest
before the storm. That's how the expression goes, isn't it? In practical
experiences, there's an eerie calm which settles in right before the
first of the rain drops fall. That's what this month is like, that quiet
time, that moment when the wind stops whipping everything around, that
moment when the sky is full of dark rain clouds, and it's so bleak even
some of the automatic porch lights are coming on. There's been a
ferocious howl, during the first part of the month, and you were trying
to yell over the noise of the wind -- other peoples' voices -- and now
it's dead calm. Frightening, isn't it? A Gemini stuck in a vacuum like
this a scary thought to begin with. Now add some silence to that, and it
gets worse. There's going to be a great, torrential downpour. The little
creek will become a swollen, raging torrent. The high water mark will be
reached in a hurry. Now, I wouldn't warn you about all this without some
consolation. Starting early NEXT month, there is relief. For right now,
though, an umbrella, a slicker, a duster, highwater boots, and some
waterproof matches would serve you best. The worst part of this
preparation is that your friends are all going to see nothing but sunny
skies, all month long.
Cancer: Crank up the tunes! It's time for you to host some kind of a
party. I don't much care what the theme is, and I don't much care where
it is, although, that Cancer patio and deck space is looking like it
might just be the best place to have some fun. In fact, a little time in
the Cancer Hot Tub would even be better. That's a good idea, if you know
what I mean. It's warm, it's relaxing, the nights are going to be cool
enough that you can enjoy the time in the tub, just you, and about 83 of
your closest friends. That's the idea. Instead of worrying about all the
stuff which is flying around right now, take a little time, especially
early in the month, to ease yourself down in the hot tub and gaze up at
the heavens. Of course, I know one Cancer in Houston who can't see the
stars, but for the rest of us Cancer types, a relaxing soak in hot water
is bound to ease the aching muscles. There's a little knot of tension,
right there, below your neck and in the center of you back that needs
some extra attention. Try to get one of the water jets to sooth that, and
see if it helps. Water therapy, and not the kind my sister tried on me,
is the best thing. ("Hold his head under the water until he relaxes," she
said.)
Leo: If you like to play the odds, then you're going to find that most of
this month is a good bet. There are few little bumps, but those come at
the very end of the month. Thinking about moving? Now you see why I
always recommend "premanufactured mobile dwelling units" as a superior
home base lifestyle. This is month when there's lots of stuff shaking
loose, and as long as everything is in turmoil, considering hooking the
trailer up to the truck and motoring off to another location is always a
good idea. I'll even give you a bigger hint: the move this month isn't
nearly as drastic as you think. There's a Leo here in Shady Acres Trailer
park, and when this happened to him, he just hitched his trailer up and
moved it across the park. From one parking spot to another. Didn't really
change that much. In fact, he's now got free electricity. But I wouldn't
report him to anyone about that. The good lord helps them who are wiling
to help themselves. The trick is to make sure that you don't get caught.
And make sure that this is an amicable move. This isn't like one of those
tricks I used to pull, up and move, no forwarding address, and a few
bills left unpaid... nope, don't use my style, do it in fine Leo style.
I'll be t this one isn't near as big as you think.
Virgo: I'm pretty unpopular with a large number of Virgo's; however,
these same Virgo's tend to read my stuff whenever it comes out, if only
to pick all apart. I believe that's a form of endearment in some Virgo
worlds. This month really isn't too rough at all. There's an annoying
characteristic that's going to make you a little lazy at work. I know
that you usually charge into work, like madman on sixteen cups of coffee,
but that's not the case with this month. You will spend a lot of this
month casually sauntering into work, perhaps a few hours late, and not
really concerned. There's a certain air about you, and when your boss,
employer, supervisor or client drops a load of work on your desk, I'll
bet your on the phone with a juicy bit of gossip, and you just can't be
bothered by their deadline. I tend to agree with you on this issue, if
they needed it yesterday, they should have brought it to you last week.
While that's an obvious truism in life, and while you and I certainly
understand this, I'm afraid the work environment is going to be less
understanding. Try to do your Virgo best to understand the immediacy of
their problems. Do like I do when this happens, "Oh no! I'm swamped! But
look, I'll put it up as my number one priority." The real understanding
is that I first have to get a new high score on this game, but then I'll
get to it. You understand.
Libra: Fortunately, you've got the wonderful ability to take a long range
look at this month. There's a little problem with big problems, though,
or is that there's a big problem with little problems? And the problems
come from a quick pass by the sometimes dynamic duo of Mercury and Venus.
Ultimately, this is a good thing. It's just that this month gets all sort
of little unexpected and minor bumps. It's like taking a left when you
should have taken a right, only to find that you have to back track a
little in order to get where you're going. Of course, a good Libra will
realize that a degree of patience is required at this time. And that's
easy for a Sagittarius astrologer to suggest, but it's sometimes
difficult to put all this in action. Venus and Mercury will bring about
some good changes, but I doubt that these will all be comfortable.
Doesn't mean it's bad, just be careful about them fixed signs this month.
And you might want to use the beneficial aspect of this Mercury and Venus
influence to examine some of the far flung ideas you've had, make sure
that you've got a solid foundation before embarking on some idea that
"seemed really good at the time."
Scorpio: At the beginning of the month, I'll give you a hint, get a head
start on this on this whole Taurus thing that's going on. Try to see this
as a time when the spot light, like a Las Vegas spotlight, is going to be
shining on some other part of the zodiac. That doesn't mean that the fine
hand of a Scorpio doesn't play into this month's scenario, but be
prepared to let some one else have the Center Ring in your own three ring
circus. By doing so, you can still be the Master of Ceremonies, but for
most of this month, the attention is going to be drawn towards your
performers. Sit back and let the others be the center of attention. I
realize that this might not sit well with your digestive tract, but work
with the details, the performers can't move with out your capable stage
direction, that's true, but for the moment, and this moment might last
all month, you need to let the directions which you've sketched out, you
need to let your instructions and commands be interpreted by the players.
If all the world is a stage, then realize that Scorpio's make the best
directors. And remember, a good director knows when to let the players
play their parts.
Sagittarius: Some folks will write about love for this month. Some folks
will spin great tales about how that long lost love finally returns to
your arms. Some folks will suggest that it is a wonderful time for
romance. I'm not one of those people. It is a good time for certain
things in your life, but I'm disinclined to believe that romance is the
way to go. The only good thing about the romance stuff is that it leads
to a time when you might be inclined to look into the Romantic Period. It
was over two hundred years ago. Some of that poetry, some of the stuff
which emerged from then, that might be more appropriate for this time.
There's a certain sense of style, an air about it all which is important.
It's structured, it's epic in scope, and that's just the way you feel,
too. "Structured?" you ask. Yes, my fine Sagittarius friend, there's a
need for a few rules in your life right now. A few guidelines. And that's
why I was suggesting the particular era from literature. You could use a
little bit of guidance right now. It's like an alarm clock, and it's like
getting orders from headquarters, you need to follow what the rules say,
this month. I know that goes against your basic nature, but try to stay
within the lines this month. It's better and you can turn out some really
fine poetry while doing so.
Capricorn: Things go from bad to worse to much, much better as the month
gets longer. The closer we all get to the big deal coming up, the better
you're going to feel. As Venus flies through Aries, along with Mr.
Mercury, you're going to get little ripples in the tide pool of life that
make this whole mess of a month feel like it's all going downhill at an
alarming rate. Then there's a change, a subtle shift, and suddenly those
ripples look like giant swells, only, your ruling planet (that was voted
to be Saturn) is lending you some serious surf fishing tackle. You move
from feeling like a fool who thinks he's a wise guy, to feeling like a
wise person who knows he is a fool. I'll bet the original attribution for
that quote (Socrates) was a Capricorn. The trick is to employ that
wonderful, albeit dry, sense of Capricorn humor to deal with the foolish
intransigence of others this month. There's a difference between a wise
fool, and foolish fool. Hide it behind your humor, but plan for the month
turning out for the best. We will be laughing with you. Just realize that
there are some signs which are not as adaptable as you are. Placate their
stubborn feelings, and it's best, especially this month, if you laugh at
it all.
Aquarius: As much as I was hoping that this Y2K thing would pay off in a
good way, it just hasn't done what I was hoping for. The IRS didn't lose
my records from last year. Nor did they forget about me, either. Seems
that they have a good record of what is going on. Turns out that they
didn't lose any of the important data in the big crash of Y2K. In the
same way, you've got a similar gambit going, and you were hoping that
something important, perhaps some fairly incriminating evidence, would
all get lost in the shuffle. This is a month -- thanks to Saturn and
Uranus doing their calls -- when you some how get shuffled to the top.
You were betting that you would get shuffled off and ignored,
regrettably, it isn't the way it's going to play out. There's a little
bit of trouble back to haunt you. It's like confidently handing your
driver's license to the officer, and then he steps back to the highway
patrol car, just to check. In a fit of pique, you wonder, "There isn't
anything I've forgotten, is there?" You might want to check some of this
out ahead of time to prevent any problems this month. I always worry
about that one traffic ticket in Harris County (Houston) but it hasn't
showed up in over three years now.
Pisces: The month begins with a feeling like you've just awakened from a
terrible dream. The problem with the astrological source of this dream is
that you can't seem to put your finger on just what it was that you were
dreaming. There's a certain cartoon character who always had the most
evocative monsters under his bed. You're going to spend part of this
month worried about those creatures which you can see, but no matter what
you do and how hard you try, you can't draw us a picture of the monsters.
At one point, you're going to be sure that you see them, and you're going
to get that quizzical adult look from some of your friends as they roll
their eyes and just shake their heads. Between you and me, I know that
you're not crazy. However, the planet's are in a position where your
tales of fantasms in the night aren't going to be well received. Careful
about who you try to convince that you're not a few bricks shy of a full
load. Part of this month, you need to spend some time explaining that,
yes, your elevator does go to the top floor, it just doesn't always stop
there.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 275 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Mar 30, 2000 (12:19) * 94 lines
Daily Horoscope for March 30, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Take things one at a time and all will work out for the best.
Being extravagant today can cause you some worries today if
you are not careful to curb those urges. Put off any shopping
due to your present mood, better to stay home today and shop
another time.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Your heart is filled with love today! Be sure it does not
distract you from important matters. Someone will come to
you with an idea that may cause you great excitement and
you know that is the method you have been searching for.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You will be seeing old friends today when you receive some
unexpected news. Take a moment to check out this news be-
fore acting on it. Put away worries and use this time to
unwind. Ignore a small marital quarrel today and it will
go away.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Nostalgia is in the air for you today and you will find
yourself renewing old friendships with people from your
school years. It will be fascinating to see how much
everyone has changed. Domestic disputes can now become
a thing of the past as you renew your vows.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Dig deeper today than you normally do and the truth will
out. Once you see the truth you will also know who the
bad guy is. Friends will try to talk you out of a career
move but this is something that only you can decide.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Loving someone is an unaccountable force that would just
naturally allow you to let this person back into your
life; so if you are wavering, ask yourself if it is real
love? Conditions improve and you decide to stay with the
firm.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Sibling unrest will be the order of the day in your home
but you have the matter well in hand and the kids will
be friends again before the day is out. Take a few
minutes in the evening to spend some quiet time with a
good book or a t v show, unwind.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You have a hard time keeping up today as you are feeling
a little peaked; see your doctor soon for that checkup
you have been putting off, and it will serve to relieve
your mind as well as help you feel better. Spend the
evening relaxing.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You are the only one that can succeed for yourself so all
the advice in the world will not help you unless you feel
it is right. Family and friends give you very little time
to think today so the best thing to do is go off alone.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Your children will find themselves in a turmoil and it
will be extremely hard for them to make a decision today.
You are the role model here so you must set the example
in all you say and do. You are tempted to follow the path
of least resistance; don't.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Aquarius should not get too stubborn today as that could
lead to some arguments with people you love, compromise
will be your bestbet to restore the peace. Teenagers may
run you ragged but you givefreely of your time and energy.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Don't let the disagreements with your spouse cause you
undue stress and anxiety as you have done all you can
do and the problem will be over soon. Take a write up
at work seriously today as no one is irreplaceable.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 276 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 31, 2000 (14:33) * 99 lines
March 31, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Events triggered by people beyond your control will keep you
on edge today. Your ability to control your world is called
into question today but soon you will be back on top of
everything again. Slowly things turn in your direction.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
With your personality you are not cut out to be a patient
person. Today you grab for all the fun you can get when
you and your friends get together. Travling to a sunny
spot on vacation is just the thing to do, but keep the
fun sober and clean and arrive alive.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Dual Gemini may be hit with dual troubles today, One
person wants a committment and the other only wants
to remain friends! The one you really want is the
friendly one!! Let the first one down easy as you
know in your heart it will never work, and that is
the kindest thing you can do.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You can make a difference in someones life today, gaining
the whole hearted love and the liftime friendship which,
in the past, had been lukewarm at best. Weekend fun plans
will keep you both busy as can be.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Someone who has loved you for years and was afraid to speak
now finds the freedom to make the expression clear, don't
be too shocked. Your brothers and sisters needs more of
your time today and you find a special joy in being with
them.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Take care of your health today as you are ripe for a new
virus that is out. Could be just pollen, but check it out
to be sure. An older member of your family, perhaps a
father, invites you out of state for a visit and you start
making your plans .
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You believe in sharing good times and good fortune and
today is great for that after a great week at work.
Don't let anyone change your future plans and dampen
your spirits. You are on the right track with your
money making ideas.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Give yourself a well earned reward today and buy some-
thing decadent just to please yourself, forget the
neighbors, let them get their own!;-). Be sure to take
along your spouse and buy him/or her something but not
as expensive.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You feel ill at ease today around someone you know is
only there for selfish reasons, the only concern she
ever shows is for her own brood. This opens your eyes
and you put a stop to the sponging that has been going
on lately.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Getting involved in politics could cause quite a stir
at this time. Try to keep your plans a secret as long
as possible and then spring it on everyone. A person
you meet today could become the power behind the
throne.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
An abuser, whether spousal or child abuse never changes
without some some long term mental and emotional help
from a professional. If this person has not had that
then don't allow him/her back into your life, you could
die to regret it.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Someone close to you will confide some deep dark secrets
to you today and you are amazed. You have wanted this
person to open up to you but you did not beleive it would
ever happen. Be sure you keep the confidence...every word
of it.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 277 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 1, 2000 (12:20) * 95 lines
April 1, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your connectivity to the things that are happening around
you will keep you in the lead. Plan an evening get together
with family or a loved one so you can just relax and unwind.
Your nerves will be delighted.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Someone tells you a secret and you are tempted to tell some-
one else but after thinking it over you do not gossip as it
would quickly get back to the person and you will lose a
friend you have had for years. Family matters occupy your
time in the evening.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Participating in fundraising affairs today will give you a
chance to interact in closer contact with good friends and
raise your inner self-esteem that has been flagging a lit-
tle lately. Heading up a fund drive is always fun for you
but be sure you don't spread yourself too thin.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You do some great work today as your thinking is highly
original. You finally discover that special item that
you have searched for and it is not too dear in price.
Get it now as you may not be able to locate it again.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You may be shopping around for a computer so be sure you
shop with a reputable company and keep alert for some
others who would take advantage of your novice status.
Take a friend with you who knows computers and prices.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Being temperamental today especially with a loved one is
not the thing to do. If you are tired of this job then
look for a better job before you give your notice. It is
easier to find a job when you have a job. Why? I don't
know. .
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is an important day for you and forgetting to ac-
complish even one of the pending tasks could get quite
expensive for you. A good day at work where everyone
gets along with everyone else.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may go all out today to help someone and this takes
a lot of tact as even getting this person to accept help
will not be easy. You may have the power to make people
do things your way today so use it wisely and not do
everything to your own good.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Domestic matters may have you out of sorts, but be sure
you don't take them to work with you. Take care that you
do not step on too many toes at work today as this is not
a good day for confrontations; you would only be perceiv-
ed as being argumentive if you do.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
In business today you should use a good measure of your
intuition to keep ahead of your competitor. You will meet
someone today who will try to sweep you of your feet and
this is where you will need the intuition the most; watch
out for number one.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
That investment opportunity that has been offered you
sounds too good to be true and it probly is. Invest-
igate it throughly before you grab it. Your day should
be unusually quite and your progress sure and steady.
An all around good day for you.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A lover returns your affection and this could mean a
Spring wedding coming up. Negotiations are in your
favor as long as you keep your eyes on the target you
are aiming for. Don't let your attention to details
get sidetracked.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 278 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Apr 2, 2000 (23:35) * 97 lines
April 3, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
There could be a lackadasical air about you today, but try not
to let this get out of hand and you will be able to interact
well with others. Your thoughts are on success and this depends
on the push you make in that direction. You should feel great
today,
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You want everything to go smoothly in your marital relation-
ship and are prepared to work for it. redoing your home or
having positive people in to visit will go a long way in
lifting your spirits right now. Today an emphasis on harmony
will be of benefit.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Some individuals may kick start a new hobby that they will
find gratifying and lucrative. This could even turn into a
sideline or a full fledged business. This is a good time
to meditate in order to get in touch with your deepest
feelings.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your attention could be directed towards your immediate
environment today as you come up with several ways to
make it better. Interacting with people you deal with
on a daily basis, such as co-workers will go well as
long as you look on them as peers and not underlings.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Try to be aware of any over possessivieness today as you
could drive someone away with that attitude, especially
someone who is very important to you and your life. This
is a period in which you are able to make good strides
in the area of personal relationships.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Your business should be very important to you and maybe,
with a lot of thought you will be able to find answers
the answers which you have been looking for. You should
have enough energy to pursue your goals today.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today is favorable for learning something new; try enrol-
ling in your local college or signing up for a seminar.
Possibly you will meet people who come from distant points
on the globe and share your news and views.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may feel inclined to pursue a new hobby which will be
good for stimulating your mind and getting the ideas flow-
ing again. Some individuals will find that their creativity
is directed to an area of the humanities.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Don't try to change a loved one too drastically after the
vows are made as some of these things that you would change
were what drew you together in the first place. You should
learn to live and let live.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
When people cooperate with you today learn to show your
appreciation in approiate ways. Don't lose contact with
those that have helped you in the past as they may also
be helpful in future situations, by remaining in contact
you are not termed a "user".
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If your daily obligations keep you from taking time for
your self, you should try to find the time to spend on
your loved ones and friends, which will allow you to
create the balance between your own needs and the needs
of others.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today your relationships will take on more importance
and meaning for you, especially your relationships to
the opposite sex. An existing affair can become more
important to you. This is the time to rethink your be-
havior towards others and bring understanding into your
partnership.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 279 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 3, 2000 (23:38) * 99 lines
April 4, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't hang around places that your conscious tells you that
you should not be there. Heed your inner voice today if you
would keep yourself out of controversial situations. A good
day for quiet, private pursuits.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Some good news from a distant relative makes you very happy
today as things are turning out just as you had prayed they
would. Give some extra attention to the family today, if
you have one, or friends if you do not.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You can't close your eyes to trouble and condone certain
actions one day and jump on the person the next time for
the same offense. That is no way to teach someone under
your charge or care. Doing so can cause a loss of re-
spect and esteem in that persons eyes.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Have a care today when interacting with family or friends
as they are not much inclined to give you sympathy when
you pout or sulk. Put those feelings from you and, like
my dear old Mum use to say, "hold your head up if you
die hard and grin and bear it".
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Lions should guard against the traits of all for self
today, (most of you have overcome this since childhood),
and think and work of and for the good of others. A way
to do this is to work to help the underprivileged in
your area.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
The thoughtful acts you have performed for others lately
will long be remembered by those who know you well. You
are a good example of a caring individual. Don't let your
criticism get you in trouble with someone you love.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
The job that you gave up everything for and left town to
take is working out well for you. Soon you will be able
to purchase your new home and send for your loved ones.
Making new friends is easy for you as people naturally
lean on you.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
As a Scorpio your well recorded 'drives' will be
channeled in the direction of your work, and accomp-
lishing the goals that you have set for yourself.
With unswerving attention to the job at hand you
make great strides in that direction today.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A wandering eye will not get you into trouble today,
as long as it is only your eye that wanders! If you
step over the line today the repercussions could
reach all the way to the divorce court and that is
a big price to pay for a little bit of fun.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Having friends is about one of the most important
aspects of life...but, you have to be a friend to
have one. When your friend needs some help from
you, and it is something that you can do or af-
ford, you are honor bound to help out as much as
possible.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Trying to be Earth Mother or Universal Father to
everyone you meet that is in need will soon drain
both you and your resources; learn where to call
a halt. You can do this by taking a more logical
approach rather than always leading with your
heart, (or your chin).
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Putting yourself in an awkward situation today may
be easier that you think; open mouth, insert foot,
(hello, toes!). Be careful what you say today and
who you say it to, make no promises that you are
not dead bang sure that you will keep.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 280 of 1282: Wolf (wolf) * Tue, Apr 4, 2000 (20:11) * 1 lines
this is a true statement (gemini) and one i can be found guilty of. luckily, the pisces AM takes care to make sure i'm aware of the fact that i do this. and yes, he also sticks the foot in the mouth during this process. and he did make a promise to me, let's see if he keeps it *wink*
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 281 of 1282: (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 5, 2000 (07:11) * 1 lines
Anyone feeling like grabbing and posting today's 'scope (what a delegator, right?).
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 282 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 5, 2000 (14:38) * 96 lines
April 5, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may not think a certain person is listening when you offer
your helpful advice today but they really are. You would be
surprised at how much your views are respected about this
matter. You have changed a life and may never know it.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
A good day to go over the family finances with your spouse.
Don't get sidetracked as you need to iron out some of the
more nagging problems that keep cropping up for your two.
Don't forget how well it works to compromise; a miracle
of negotiation!
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Todays relationship developments with a loved one may not
be all that you had hoped for and you have decided to call
it quits. Talking a with friend is a welcome outlet for
your pent up emotions because you can tell a trusted
friend when you can't tell to anyone else.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
The less you worry the better things will be, dwelling on
problems have a way of drawing that very thing or action
into your life. Today your mind will be focused on job
related worries and concern over your future with the
present company.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a day designed for relaxation, and with you in mind.
You are in for some delightful times today as you and the
family load up the car and take off to spend those vacation
days you have been anxiously awaiting in the sand and sun.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Getting things finished today looks like a piece of cake
since you are spending the day alone in peace and solitude.
Don't bank on it! Visits from friends and relatives will
plaque you most of the day if you allow it.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You and your spouse work well together today after the
battle is over. It is only a minor tiff and is soon
settled. The family should spend some time together
and share some good times. Enjoy the day, there is no
reason not to.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is a good time to make a major purchase for your
family, such as a family car, and you are likely to
come across some good bargains today. Evening will
find you having dinner with friends as you celebrate
the birth of someone close to you.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A social function today is a great success for you as you
are introduced to someone who will prove to be important
to your life. You may find that things go your way today
and people are quick to agree with you.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Get the heavy work load out of the way this morning so
your decks will be cleared for handling all the small
nagging little things that you are designated to,
(oh, goody!), take care of today. Take heart you are
only there for eight hours.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Try to save a little time alone for yourself today. You
will find that as you treat people that is the way they
will treat you in kind; the old golden rule still works.
Pointing a finger at others causes four of your own
fingers to point back at you.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Stick with your usual plans for your business practices
and making new goals for yourself that you are able to
meet. Financial arrangements should work out in your
favor today. Try not to go too deep into debt.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 283 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 7, 2000 (13:22) * 92 lines
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't let yourself become aggravated with someone today be-
cause in your state of tiredness and nerves you will not be
able to control the harsh words that you will both regret.
Afternoon will find you slowing down a little and your
nerves leveling out.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
With so many supportive people around you, you are not
likely to stay in your present depressing state of af-
fairs for very long. A ray of hope enters your life
today and you at last see light at the end of your
tunnel.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Keep informed about the progress of a someone to whom
you may have more than the usual interest in, especially
a handicapped person. Your position at work is secure so
any thought about going out and finding another should
be dropped.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Finishing up projects or chores one at a time today may
be the thing that keeps you out of trouble at home. Use
your intuition to help someone through a bad time today.
Clean up your act before the chickens come home to roost.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Be careful how you verbalize your feelings today as others
will be super sensitive, but not to your own particular
personal problems, and why add loss of friendships to your
burden? Things take a turn for the better in the evening.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You are the type to bounce back on your feet in the face
of adversity and loss so that the losses are kept at a
minimum. There is nothing you like better than a chal-
lenge, unless of course, it is overcoming a problem.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Getting everything necessary taken care of early today
has given you a much appreciated breather from the pres-
sures of your day. This would be a good day to put that
spare time to some good rest and relaxation.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Getting used to a new job will take some time so don't
expect miracles right off the bat from an employee who
may be having some difficulties at this time, and even
though you wish too help, you are only able to point
this person in the right direction.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
At this late date, the issue of moving should be put on
the shelf until after income tax season just to be sure
the move will not do you in financially. Career decisions
you make now could have lasting effects.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Best to avoid people for most of the day that does not
seem to have their head on straight. A quarrelsome,
disagreeable friend may not be simply a boor, he or she
may have some personal problems that they cannot talk
about.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You have spent a lifetime helping others and find today
that you are the one in need of help, but you are not
the type that will ask for it. An intuitive friend will
see your problem and put forth the effort to help.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Even though you are disappointed by your invitation
being turned down by a special person why not ask a
relative to accompany you to the luncheon? He/she
may be more than happy to come and take part in your
honors.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 284 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 7, 2000 (23:55) * 95 lines
April 8, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
As we approach the millennium you will find your psychic
powers increasing your awareness to a point of practically
reading other peoples minds. This could cause some a measure
of fear so it would be a good idea not to let them know how
well you can actually do this.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Financial meetings and business associates will demand most
of your time today as you get everything prepared for your
debut on the web with your very own business. Meeting with
like minded individuals will also give you a boost.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today there is a good chance that you will meet a person
that is interested in not only investing in your business
but is also great at bookeeping and can be invaluable to
you and your company. Out of town visitors will warm your
heart tonight.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Friends and relatives may tend to take advantage of your
good nature and your pocket book if you don't wise up fast.
There will be some who really need help and you are smart
enough to see which ones they are and you act accordingly.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
The round of job applications that you and your spouse have
been putting in finally pays off as you are notified to come
in for interviews. When the dust settles you will have seve-
ral offers to choose from.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A teenager looks on you as his/her mentor and role model
so this is an ideal time to step into that position and
rescue this person from his/her ways. It is never too
late to stop a habit and you will definitely make a
difference.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Give everybody a break and close up shop early today. The
epitome of logical thinking and organization should never
be guilty of last minute planning!! You will have a day
full of surprising developments at work.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Your vacation may catch you in the right mood as you will
be taking a special trip with the family or friends. A
minor problem, perhaps a spat with the loved one may
threaten to cut your trip short but you find an ingenious
way to solve it.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Nose to the grindstone will go far to convince the powers
that be that your job is very important to you. An in-
tended move is best handled today when you will be able
to find many willing hands to help you out.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Try stating right out what you can and cannot do, or will
or will not, as this clears the air for you to move for-
ward with your life and your ambitions. Making promises
you can't keep just to restore the peace would be the
worse thing you could do.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A day of problems that you could probably have done with-
out but, you must cope and cope you do. Employees could
be a source of irritation for you. You could be in for a
'Peyton Place' type of situation if you let them go
unchecked.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your new business is off to a flying start but you are
going to have to get more organized with record keeping.
Advice is cheap today so be sure you examine it well be-
fore you take it as gospel and go with it; you have some
good ideas of your own, use them well.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 285 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 10, 2000 (00:56) * 95 lines
April 10, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today Lady Luck has a big smile for you as for as work and
job related matters go, most everything could very well go
just the way you want it. This could be a wonderful evening
for pledging your love to that special someone that you plan
to have around for a long time.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You and the spouse will feel especially close to one another
and, believe it or not, the kids will be good as gold. This
is a great day to apply for financing of all kinds since your
magnetism is so strong that people have a hard time saying no
to you today.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This is a day of progress, especially regarding work. Today
an unusual job offer could be very interesting to you but it
will mean moving to a new state. Chances are that is exactly
what you have been wanting to do and if so...go for it!
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today being away from home at the wrong time could cause you
to miss a very important call. A vague feeling could bother
you when asked to go somewhere; don't go...listen to the in-
ner voice and you will wind up much better off for it.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Creative work is met with approval today and some may even
find a raise coming their way. Making plans for a special
outing has you all agog. You are quick on thr up take dur-
ing some business negotiations today where you will shine.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A hunch you have today concerning your financing couldn't
be more on target. Try to go with the best equipment you
can afford if you can, as the older things are more likely
to break down. Children demand, and get attention tonight.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Being resourceful in your defeating a problem is the right
thing today and you will prove to be successful. You and
your spouse are in tune today as you make some long range
plans for your future together. A nice evening for a quiet,
private dinner.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
If you are into the stock market then this would be a good
time to listen to the inner man (or woman), if you are told
'no', it would pay to listen. Your psychic abilities are
extra strong today and this could lead you to some really
good investments.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Though you find yourself overly busy with your home based
business you will find that you need some quiet time alone
to work out some of the rougher spots. Evening favors mak-
ing plans with your spouse for buying a home.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This mornings business proceeds at an acceptable pace as
you bring just the right motivation to your employees.
This will extend into your interactions with a teenager;
just be sure you do not let this person know that he/she
is being manipulated.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Business moves are favored now and your career will take
a leap forward due to some behind the scenes help that
you are unaware of. You and a loved one could be making
travel plans today and those matters will progress smooth-
ly as you are both in agreement.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your are keenly aware that others have feelings and needs
today and you are amazingly sensitive to these as you
interact with them. Metaphysical things and books will
capture your interest today as you stumble on a few that
you have never seen before.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 286 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 11, 2000 (14:49) * 108 lines
April 11, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your energy levels aren't as high as they might be and you
would rather stay at home because the situation at work has
gotten so out of hand that you are afraid that conflicts
will erupt which you don't feel up to right now. At present
you are more apt to criticize, which doesn't make you
especially popular with your colleagues or with your boss.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Today the opportunity is greater for making new friends.
Relationships with those close to you are likely to be
more harmonious and so this is a good time to engage in
social activities, particularly at your home. This is
also a good time to work on any unresolved area of your
emotional life, as you should be more accepting of being
able to address any issue here.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Your sexual energy may be higher than usual. You might be
drawn to others as you do not want to feel isolated. Any-
one with whom you counsel with is a strong candidate.
However, try not to overdo the need to appease certain
people.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today can initiate a struggle between the conscious will
and the spiritual will. Try to get in touch with your
higher self and create a balance with your conscious
will. Above all, be honest, consistent and humble as the
situation demands.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This could be a day of some contrast. One moment things seem
OK, but the next, they are turned around creating confusion
and uncertainty. Others may see some of your statements as
idealistic perceptions that are impractical. Certain in-
dividuals are prone to manipulation and it induces a greater
self-deception, either by yourself or others.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Conflicts can develop which you may not be able to handle.
It may be that you tend to escape in daydreams and feel
like you need to "numb" yourself. But don't panic, if you
have never had problems with drugs or alcohol, you aren't
going to develop any now. This is merely a description of
a general tendency.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Generally one can say that your present perspective tends
to exclude others. If that is true you should withdraw
today and devote yourself to studying Astrology or some
other type of alternative science which serves to provide
insights into oneself. Grant your body a day of rest.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
At this point your will and life energy will meet up with
your emotional world and you will find out to what extent
your ambitions are in tune with your feelings. You will
have a few days to check out your subliminal emotional
level. But never fear, this is not anything Earth shat-
tering.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Other people may confront you in order to test your comfort
level between your inner character and outer temperament.
Many different kinds of events may occur, but if your self-
esteem and self-awareness is sufficient, you are unlikely
to experience conflict with others.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You may find yourself taking part in some public or family
affairs. Within such a group, you could play a leading role.
This is an important time for cooperative matters. There is
also a possibility that you will encounter an individual
that can assist in furthering your spiritual growth.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You should feel good today, both psychologically and
physically. This combines to form a renewed optimism,
greater cheer and humor. Hence, you are ready to take
in new experiences of life. For some, it may involve
the law, whether man made or natural. Take care not
to over indulge in this energy.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today strong ego powers are at work. These could be useful
for a new project and should be put to constructive use.
Physically you are in good shape and should engage in
some type of physical activity to avoid becoming nervous
and edgy because this can lead to senseless arguments
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 287 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 12, 2000 (00:09) * 111 lines
April 12, 2000 - Wednesday
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A time to use restraint, particularly if your inner desires
have a tendency to be in conflict with your ego. Today is a
test of how you project your motivations. Therefore, people
will enter your life, or events are likely to occur, that
will test this validity. If assertion is called for, it
should only be used when absolutely necessary.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
As always, a loving assertion is far better than any irate
over-assertion. If necessary, channel excessive physical
energies through exercise. Meditate or exercise to obtain
a balance between the mind, body and spirit. Martial arts
and Tai chi are an excellent exercise.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Being overwhelmed by your own energy, you feel nervous
and edgy as circumstances prohibit their adequate
expression. It may be that you are too concentrated on
yourself. It would be nice if you would take part in
communal activities and place some of your excess
energy at the disposal of friends and family.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you are feeling great and are looking out at the
world optimistically. Everything you have to do today
will be a success because it is just that kind of day.
Things will center around expansion today. At the mom-
ent you probably want to do something extraordinary
and are dreaming about exotic places.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Today should prove interesting in experiencing new
adventures and new friends. Such activities can be
enlightening and exciting, which could lead to some
creative changes in your lifestyle or immediate
environment. This could invoke an intellectual, or
feeling free, influence.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today you should get out and do something completely
averse to your usual style, because you are ready for
it. This is just the kind of thing which is needed.
It should remind you that the positive and unexpected
things in life are there to be enjoyed. Flexibility
should be the motto.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today you generally make a positive impression on every-
body making it easy for others to get along with you.
Spend the evening in pleasant company and watch out that
you don't show your conceit, although today no one will
hold it against you.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You have your own variety of "healthy egotism" and you
could meet up with influential people who will support
you. This will enable you to approach your work with
plenty of confidence whereby you won't hide your light
under a bushel. This radiance will help you make an
impression at public appearances.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Physical activity is advised in order to channel height-
ened physical energies. Your desires and conscious will
are more in harmony at this time, so you should be able
to work well with other people. Although your assertive-
ness will be strong, it is unlikely that you want to
become aggressive or agitated.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You may be subjected to a test of your confidence or that
which motivates you. Improper motives may be challenged,
yet proper motives will be reinforced. A challenging ef-
fect could be felt if you have been
holding back on doing something.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
This could be a day of high mental energy with lots
of talking or writing. The interchange with most
people should be quite successful. Any important
ideas that you have will be presented with greater
clarity. This is a good time to perform an audit
on your activities and goals.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Are changes necessary and do you need to enlist the
assistance of others? Unless contradicted elsewhere,
this is a good time for negotiating favorable deals
and travel. Attendance at a literary event could
prove to be stimulating due to your receptivity
with study right now.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 288 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 12, 2000 (23:08) * 104 lines
April 13, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your imagination and inspiration is likely to be more active.
There could be feelings of empathy which you might not even
recognize if the energies you absorb are melded with your
own psyche. If possible, try to avoid taking drugs or alcohol
for a day or so.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
The event or experience in which your emotions are revealed
in public is more likely during this day. Of course, it is
far better that such emotions are well received, so if you
have a tendency to react, try to be more responsible for
your emotions.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This can be a time when your feelings are more aroused
concerning social issues. You may not be aware of the
significance of such changes, but others may. Some
individuals may act in a more unconventional manner,
wanting to know the truth about the feelings of someone
else.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today your creativity and loving way of caring about people
will be emphasized. Although you appreciate being the center
of attention, you don't just take, but also like to give.
Today you should be feeling great and be getting a lot of
attention especially from members of the opposite sex.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
At times, certain unconscious feelings may surface that
causes you to act in a more secretive manner, in order
to hide certain feelings from others. This occurs if
you sense that others will not accept you if they
found out.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Certain feelings of nostalgia may have a focus during
these few days. If this is so, it is a good time to
meditate in order to get in touch with such feelings
as to why they are so strong. On the other hand, you
may want to simply relax in the quite of your home.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is a time when you may discuss and explore the deeper
emotional needs of you and your partner. This may occur
due to a variety of reasons, from a desire to be closer or
because of some conflict. The overall goal here is essentially
to enhance the balance in a relationship.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You should have a heightened sense of good feelings during
this day. This might extend to an avoidance of adventure
or serious activities, in preference for being comfortable
in a nurturing environment. You are more likely to seek
warm, affable people.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today you will need to exercise some degree of care with
your level of physical work. There may be little gains
made with a lot of effort. You will also need to exercise
some degree of patience, particularly if you have been
accumulating any stress or frustration with your job,
home or relationships.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You may experience an emotional period when you feel
noticeably in tune with the life around you. As such,
you are more able to become emotionally involved in
what you are doing. This is a great time to naturally
get in touch with your deepest feelings, perhaps
through meditation.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Contact with other people are favored today, especially
members of the opposite sex. This is because you are more
at ease. Therefore, it is a good time to engage in social
activities, particularly within the home. Your feelings
and vitality are in greater harmony, so you should be able
to perform a little better than usual.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You can be vulnerable to emotional upheavals that threaten
or test your inner security. Avoid trying to control some-
one else's emotions. If your emotions are over stimulated,
you are liable to outbursts of feeling.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 289 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 14, 2000 (15:19) * 105 lines
April 14, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today harmonious powers are at work which could be useful for
a new project. At the moment you have a lot of good ideas for
putting them to constructive use without creating stress.
Physically, you are in good shape and you won’t let the day
go by without physical exertion.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may be too wrapped up in your own objectives that if you
are too introspective, conflicts with others may arise,
especially with managers or those in authority. If conflicts
do arise, try to learn from the situation.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you are creative and are unusually friendly and don't
mind being the center of attention. To avoid taking too much
you make a special effort to give as well. This would be a
good day for a party.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A time when you should find it easy to reach agreement with
others. Some new friends or romance is possible. Your popu-
larity can be enhanced. With this kind of flow, it is a good
time to patch up any outstanding difficulties in any relation-
ship, but only if you remain conscientious and open.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your spirited mind will stimulate your imagination allowing
you to catch on to, or express ideas. The freedom side wants
to balance individuality against the expectations and needs
of others. Creative changes in lifestyle and in your im-
mediate environment can be initiated at this time.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Your confidence and vitality could be high today. You will
be able to organize and gather resources as required. As
such, your relationship with managers and peers also shows
some favor. Your personality can be utilized to the full,
especially if it is undemonstrative. Your direction should
also be clearer.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This day is especially suited for setting your own goals
and starting to realize them. You have your own variety
of "healthy egotism" and you could meet up with influen-
tial people who will support you. This will enable you
to approach your work with plenty of confidence.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This could be a day in which any ideas that you have will
be viewed with greater clarity. This high mental energy
should enable a successful discourse with most people.
Writing is also favored, so if nothing else is pressing,
write a letter.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Attendance at a literary event could prove to be stimulating
due to your receptivity with study right now. Today is a good
day to confide in others, and therefore you will communicate
with others more than usual, but will do your best to avoid
stress.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This is not a time to gamble, for you could easily over-
ndulge yourself. Therefore, try to maintain a balance
during this time. Look for warning signs that you may
be stepping over the line. Act with optimism and humility.
Today you feel your strength, but don't see the world
very positively.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Just because you are good at convincing others that you
are able to handle everything, doesn't make it true.
Sometimes you may seem arrogant and act too spontaneously
because you are too sure of yourself. Even if you find it
difficult, it is important to allow other people enough
space or one day you will pay the price.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You may be confronted by people who challenge your
objectives in the outer world. Conflicts with others
may arise, especially with managers or those in author-
ity. If conflicts do arise, try to learn from the
situation, and don't be too demoralized.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 290 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 14, 2000 (22:45) * 98 lines
April 15, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A time of transitory introspection, inhibition, or even
depression if you are not sufficiently in touch with your
feelings. Somehow, the universe presents you with situations
that will test the level of your consolidated emotions. This
is a time for serious thinking and meditation.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may experience a higher than average perception due to
quicker thinking. Your ability to reach decisions, and
ersuade others, will be heightened. This is a good time to
verbalize your inner feelings with greater ease.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Your emotions may be more consolidated, so it is easy to
help those in need and provide good advice. Your patience
seems to be higher, so you should be able to accomplish
much more. This is a good time to meditate on your inner
development.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
For a few hours, you may become moody and possibly say
things without forethought. If you feel restless, do not
worry, for this is a time for psychological and emotional
readjustment. Perhaps you need to balance the rational
and emotional mind.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a time that may test your feelings of independence.
You may feel that some people are trying to clip your wings.
Some of these transits may invoke a reaction towards some
form of philosophy, or even invite questions.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This may be a good time to withdraw into the personal
security of being alone with a close friend or lover.
This is because you may over react to the emotional
influences of the outside world. Within your personal
space, get in touch with your emotions.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is a time to take care that you do not overreact
emotionally to others, particularly with women. The
conscious will of the Sun confronts the emotions
depicted by the Moon. Thus your actions could be over-
active if there is insufficient balance between your
emotions and your conscious will.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
It may be that you should be wary of your intuition
during this transit. Thus, postpone decisions until
you can be sure of them. If this is a confusing time,
meditate on clarity. Sometimes, new experiences and
perceptions arise. A sense of wanting to get involved
in some new venture may occur.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You may feel the need for some excitement and fun.
This is not usually over-the-edge, so it is possible
to more readily influence others. Your originality,
inventiveness and creativity can be higher than usual.
This can be a time of constructive change.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Mood swings or emotional tension will unsettle you if
sub-conscious impulses seem to re-emerge. Try to avoid
lobbing emotional hand grenades, or over reacting, as
you can easily be the emotional loser in any dispute.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
For a brief moment, you may experience impulsiveness,
irritability, or irrational feelings. It is as if you
seem more prone to take offense and become easily
frustrated. Before reacting, try to determine if you
are just more sensitized. Meditate on loving kindness.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You should be more cheerful and generous right now.
Cooperation with others is easier and perhaps you
feel like being with close friends. This transit
can assist in providing a greater understanding
of other people.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
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April 17, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
For a brief moment today, you may experience impulsiveness,
irritability, or irrational feelings. It is as if you seem
more apt to take offense and become easily frustrated. Try
to stay reasonably calm.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Today you will have a brief period of emotional happiness,
with a keen sense of anticipation. You may also feel a lit-
tle more optimistic than usual as you are able to interact
more easily with your peers.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Your feelings are vibrant and probably need appeasing!
Therefore, this wonderful energy is favorable for ro-
mance and love. Any long term relationship will probably
be destined for success as your choosing the right time
and the right person will be better than most today.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
There could be a feeling of wanting to break free of any
negative emotions today. The more emotional individual
may experience mood swings. If you feel emotionally tense,
go for a walk. Focus and discipline may be difficult for
a few hours.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a time to avoid acting maliciously towards someone
you consider warrants it. It is also a time to avoid un-
savory areas and angry people. It won't be easy to get along
with you during this time because you think you have to con-
trol everything, Try to adopt a more live and let live at-
titude.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Certain challenges may briefly arise in your family or with
those whom you share an intimate relationship. These people
are not deliberately antagonizing you, it may be that you
are more sensitive to certain statements or actions today.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Your inner feelings may need special attention right now,
and you may express your emotions excessively in close
relationships with others. This transit could indicate
some extravagance, so take care with purchases and food
or drink that you take.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This may be a good time to withdraw into the personal
security of being alone with a close friend or lover.
This is because you may over react to the emotional
influences of the outside world. Within your personal
space, get in touch with your emotions.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today you could encounter difficulties if you work
towards realizing your personal goals without re-
gard to its effect on others. If your ego gets to
be too big, others will make sure you pay the price
for it. Even if you have a lot of self confidence
at the moment.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
If your desires and conscious will are in balance,
you should be able to work towards objectives and
work well with your peers and those in authority.
This is also a time to re-assert any position of
authority that you have, both personally and/or
with certain people.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Through cooperation, high energy and the joy you
bring to work, you can serve as an example to your
co-workers. You have the potential to take on pro-
jects which you have been wanting to do for a long
time. Then you will stand behind your activities
completely.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
At present you have unbelievable energy reserves at
your disposal. It should not be difficult for you to
assert yourself or at least prevent yourself from
being exploited or oppressed. If you don't give your
energies free reign at the cost of others, there
shouldn't be any problems within your group.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
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ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may have some confusion or unpredictable experiences
today so try to test understanding and appreciate where
others are coming from. If assertion is called for, it
should only be used when absolutely necessary.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
As always, a loving assertion is far better than any
irate over-assertion. If necessary, channel excessive
physical energies through exercise. If you are only
out to assert your ego, people will avoid you and you
will end up feeling dissatisfied.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Make sure that you get a chance to relax. That would
help you because if you let your relationships get
too intense, conflicts can develop which you may not
be able to handle. It may be that you need some time
to yourself today.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you should get out and do something completely
averse to your usual style, because you are ready for
it. This is just the kind of thing which is needed
for you to fulfill your goals. It should remind you
that the positive and unexpected things in life are
there to be enjoyed.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your vitality is likely to be higher than usual today.
This is a good time to assess your activity in certain
projects and goals. Those that are not worth pursuing
may need to be re-structured or abandoned.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today is a good day to confide in others, and therefore
you will communicate with others more than usual, while
doing your best to avoid stress. Seeing your position
clearly helps you to explain it to others. You work
better because you have no problems drawing on your
power of concentration.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Todays conflict emanates from someone in authority, and
you may perceive this individual as misusing their power.
It is important to remain calm and diplomatic. You may
also be tested on some past event, or the reliability of
a mechanical device.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
The opportunity to act on personal desires may need some
self-control. Thus, you will benefit from the assistance
of others. Your desires and conscious will are in balance,
so you should be able to work well with other people.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today strong powers are at work which could be useful for
a new project. At the moment you are having a lot of good
ideas for using them. Your own physical energy is abundant
and it would be a shame if it wasn't adequately expressed.
You are not just concerned with asserting yourself so
others will enjoy working with you.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Disruptions are possible today, whether they are mechanical
breakdowns, restrictions or disagreements. A few people may
be accident prone, but it is important to know that we
create accidents, they don't just happen. The reason may be
obscure but you can find the answer within yourself.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If you think that the offer from a friend to do something
unusual today doesn't fit in with your usual way of doing
things, then think twice before declining, because inside
you crave to break off with conventions. Be aware that
this is all about flexibility.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
The kind of experiences that you may be subjected to
today can depend on a variety of factors. Events that
occur tend be either a test, or, an initiating energy
designed to invoke change. Today your daily exercise
run might take you into a new romance.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
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ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 19)
Your emotions can be a little more forceful during this brief transit. Because of this, you may be more self-centered,
which can lead to some difficulties in relationships. On the other hand, if you are in touch with your emotions and
your self esteem is high, there should not be any significant stress or emotional challenge. Your dreams could help
you through what may prove to be a worrisome week.
TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
For a brief moment, you may experience impulsiveness, irritability, or irrational feelings. It is as if you seem more
prone to take offense and become easily frustrated. Try not to over react, and if you do, cool down and calm your
feelings, don't forget to appologize while you are at it. Meditate on your dreams this week as you may come up with
some surprises!.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Your emotional feelings are likely to be heightened in a comfortable way. Being around people who possess a
certain degree of emotional sensitivity should make you feel contented. This company is more likely to be of the
opposite sex, who will find you more responsive during this brief transit. Dreams are fuzzy and not too informative.
CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
One of the common effects of this transit is a light dose of paranoia. You seem sensitive as to whether people like
you, or feel guilty or inferior in some way. If you are experiencing a longer term emotional transit, this brief transit
could initiate the vulnerability that leads to tears. Avoid drugs and alcohol! Pay close attention to your dreams as
they are vivid this week.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You could be a little more erratic, eccentric or rebellious during this week. This may be due to the fact that your
mind is quicker than usual, which could result in some impatience. Feelings of de ja vue can occur during this this
week. You should be able to interact well with others. Your dreams will keep you entertained for the week.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Although much will depend on your general emotional state, your emotions should be working well with your
physical energy. If your feelings are already well integrated with that of your conscious mind, your relationship with
other people should be congenial. Your physical vitality may be suffering. As such, avoid surgery or excessive use of
that part of the body which is ruled by your natal Sun sign. Pay attention to a dream about midweek, it could answer
your question.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
This rather brief transit could be marked by some individual, perhaps a woman, who seems to be working at cross
purposes. It is not as though this individual is deliberately antagonizing you, the universe is simply presenting a
challenge. It could be that you need to apply the necessary patience and attention. Avoid becoming impulsive and
illogical. Dreams are of a precognitive nature.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
During this time, your attention may be focused on items of a personal nature and the things that you value. You
may find yourself becoming more involved in discussions concerning one's sense of values. If Mercury is under
stress in this house, you should defer most forms of purchases. This is because your mind may not be clear of all of
the necessary facts. Your dreams can lead the way to success if you meditate on them.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Your mind could be directed towards business around the home, so communication with others may be dulled
somewhat. You may have nostalgic thoughts regarding certain events. As your thoughts are directed inwardly, it
could be a good time to link past conditioning to your present situation. You may experience a more vivid past life
under hypnosis. Pay attention to your dreams as one may introduce you to your guardian angel.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Your mind could be directed more towards recreational activities this week such as games and entertainment.
Your communication may even be more direct than usual, so be careful that you do not tell it too much "like it is," and
offend other peoples' sensitivity. Be sure to maintain a listening ear to people, and avoid over projecting your
thoughts. A few good dreams that you will be able to remember.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
This week is a good time to test understanding with partners and close friends regarding any matter at hand. The
benefits not only provide the balancing energy of this house, but also stimulates your mind in a conducive manner.
Negotiations are also favored, as are contracts, providing you keep a cool head during the process. Your dreams
may give you a good stock market tip.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Inner reflection and the acquisition of deeper truths are sometimes prominent this week. Intellectual research and
conversations can have a ponderous effect with you. In any event, the transformation of thoughts and ideas can
provide for further growth if you are open minded enough. Your dreams are intuitive this week so pay close
attention.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 294 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 17, 2000 (23:42) * 1 lines
Guess I won't be posting those weeklies anymore...I just read the comment at the top and I don't want to be raided...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 295 of 1282: (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (10:23) * 1 lines
Business around the home, I'm heading to my rent house right now. I'll have to read the rest of Spring from there.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 296 of 1282: (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (10:26) * 1 lines
The Quail house that is, trouble brewing. Situation.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 297 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (14:24) * 1 lines
Fingers crossed for you, Terry...sending beams and good vibes of Aloha and peace. Keep us posted. I worry about you!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 298 of 1282: (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (21:21) * 1 lines
It's sorting itself out ok so far, you already know because we talked on dialpad a bit ago.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 299 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (21:44) * 1 lines
Yes...I am much relieved to know that. Make that little room into a chapel or library...gotta change the vibes in there!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 300 of 1282: (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (21:48) * 1 lines
Yep, well, we'll just take our time and make a good pick.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 301 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (21:58) * 1 lines
Good. It must be very difficult to figure out what is inside the character of new renters...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 302 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Thu, Apr 20, 2000 (00:39) * 106 lines
April 20, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Generally, there can be a need to project your sense of will
unheeded, often in the form of recreation and pleasure. How-
ever, it is important that you maintain your sense of duty.
This is a good time to meditate in order to get in touch
with your deepest feelings.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Due to a natural charge of energy at this time, the opport-
unity exists to succeed more easily than at other times.
This does not imply that you should ignore your limitations
and abilities, for if you are misguided on this, you will
quite likely fail.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
A slight unpredictable event can occur, which can place a
snag in your plans. You may feel some level of guilt, or
have your conscience nudge you. This can be a time of
constructive change.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your feelings can be a little more intense and energized
right now. You may feel like watching a mystery movie, or
perhaps discussing something related to the mysterious and
supernatural. An unusual event may occur that colors your
perception.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You may unconsciously stir certain feelings in someone else.
Be sensitive to the emotional needs of others, and if neces-
sary, be consistent. Try to be aware of being too accepting.
This is also a great time to socialize.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You should have a heightened sense of good feelings today.
This might extend to an avoidance of adventure or serious
activities, preferring to be comfortable in a nurturing
environment. You are more likely to seek warm, affable
people who will find you responsive.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Take care that you do not engage in certain excesses. This
should not be a difficult day, but there can be the occasional
conceited, cocky or vain mannerism shown. Only make promises
when you know you can keep them.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Sympathetic feelings and greater affection are typical for
today. This, together with having a more cheerful manner
will favor the entertaining of others in your home. New
experiences and perceptions arise. A sense of wanting to
get involved in some new venture may occur.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
This is also a good time to work on any unresolved area of
your emotional life, as you should be more accepting of
being able to validate and address such issues. You could
feel the need to become emotionally involved in what you
are doing right now.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A moment of extroversion. For an hour or two, you could
project your emotions more prominently. Much of how today
goes depends on the extend to which you can normally handle
your emotions. The greater your ability to deal with your
emotions, the more you will be able to relate to the feel-
ings of others.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may experience an emotional period when you feel notice-
ably in tune with the life around you. As such, you are more
able to become emotionally involved in what you are doing.
This is a time to naturally get in touch with your deepest
feelings, perhaps through meditation.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You may feel extravagant and a little proud today. Portray
honest feelings, and only make promises when you know you
can keep them. Harmonious feelings and greater affection
are yours for the asking. You might feel more nurturing
and even consider some redecoration.
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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 303 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 21, 2000 (19:28) * 104 lines
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is often a time when you can readily project yourself
well within some group or family circle. You should feel
close to certain individuals today and enjoy some joint
activity. If you are ready, and other factors support it,
you will likely encounter an individual that can assist in
furthering your spiritual growth.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Today you have something to confide and therefore will
communicate more than usual. You can see your position
clearly and explain it understandably to others. You
will work effectively because you have no problem draw-
ing on your power of concentration.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Because you may be prone to egotism and should watch
out especially that your colleagues and your boss
aren't taken back. Don't be too demanding, but always
be aware of the value of your skills. It may be best
to stay in the background and put off impending
decisions.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Financial matters are also favored, either negotiating
or finalizing outstanding deals. You will gain great
satisfaction in beautifying or enhancing your immediate
environment as well. Today you are feeling great, which
has something to do with the charming way you treat
members of the opposite sex.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Generally one can say that your present perspective of
reality tends to exclude others. If that is true, then
you should withdraw for today and devote yourself to
the study of Astrology or another kind of alternative
science, which will bring you insights. Grant your body
a day of rest.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
As the center of attention, you treat everyone especially
affectionately. Go to the theater or a concert, buy your-
self something nice. Today you won't be prone to overdo
things. This would be a good day for a party, where you
can meet people in a relaxed atmosphere.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
If this is a day in which the plans of other people
conflict with yours, it is likely that you are being
tested. Often, the conflict emanates from someone in
authority, and you may perceive this individual as
misapplying their power. It is important therefore,
to remain calm and diplomatic.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is a good day to break some of the veils between
physical reality and the greater reality in order to
gain some spiritual understanding. You sensitivity
and sense of altruism will be higher than usual.
Certain empathic feelings may also be experienced.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today your family and home environment will be a source
of strength to you. Recognition of the value of a plea-
sant home may motivate you to visit your parents. The
search for the warmth of trusted people stifles your
desire to appear in front of large crowds or to brag
at work to attract attention to yourself.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Probably this is a great time to assert yourself against
competition or to call attention to your strengths, al-
though you prefer to sit back and observe what's going
on. Maybe you will get close to your family and go on an
outing together.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Today you will need to exercise some degree of humility so
as not to allow your thinking to dominate a situation. By
eing receptive and compromising, you will be able to work
better with others.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
If this is a day in which power struggles arise, or a
breakdown in a relationship occurs, it is possible that
you have insufficient balance in these areas. It is
important therefore, to understand the nature of this,
rather than allow some unwise action to impede your
growth.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 304 of 1282: (sprin5) * Fri, Apr 21, 2000 (20:22) * 1 lines
Hmmmm. Not very relevant today.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 305 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 21, 2000 (20:57) * 1 lines
Mine has lately...amazing! How did they know?! And the men also involved had theirs played out with the transit negativity for one and support from the other one. Excellent results all round for me. Got something settled which should have been settled a year ago or longer...!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 306 of 1282: (sprin5) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (10:32) * 1 lines
Good!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 307 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (13:48) * 1 lines
...Yup! It will not easily go away, however; we "discussed" it heatedly last night about time to go to sleep and was not a fun time. The guy has lousy timing, but he is making me more and more independent of need to have him around. Who needs the aggravation. Life is too short!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 308 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (15:30) * 114 lines
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
The reason may be obscure, and it might be necessary to
consult a psychic or an astrologer to understand the
bigger picture of why certain events occur. An even
better way is to find the answer within yourself, as we
all have the ability to tap into a greater consciousness
of understanding.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
With meditation and inner understanding, you will gain
much insight. Your inspiration is also likely to be
more active as a result. This is a good day to break
some of the veils between physical reality and the
greater reality in order to gain some spiritual under-
standing.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
During the course of the day you should receive plenty
of opportunity to stock up on positive karma. In ad-
dition, your present constitution is conducive to
research in a field such as Astrology.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you feel your strength, but don't see the world
very positively. Actually you are capable of devoting
yourself to useful consideration, but let yourself be
tempted to push this off onto others. things will
center around expansion.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Just because you are good at convincing others that
you are able to handle everything, doesn't make it
true. Sometimes you may seem arrogant and act too
spontaneously because you are too sure of yourself.
Even if you find it difficult, it is important to
allow other people enough space.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Physically, you are in good shape and you won't let
the day go by without physical exertion. Even if it
is strenuous you get a lot of enjoyment out of it.
At the end of the day you will look back and wonder
how you managed to accomplish so much without get-
ting tired.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Todays events can induce a rebellious tendency,
particularly if any selfish interest is shown by
those in authority. Part of this may be to test
the way in which you can influence change in
such matters. If you find yourself fighting
against your conscience, due to an over or
under reaction, meditate on the issue.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
The Moon also stands for the situation at home.
Thereby you are in touch with your emotions and
have no problem expressing your feelings to
others. Today will bring a short period in which
your emotional base with respect to the way you
lead your life will become conscious
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your confidence at work should be good today. As
such, your relationship with managers and peers
also shows some favor. Your personality can be
utilized to the full, especially if it is undemon-
strative. Your direction should be clearer also.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This day is especially appropriate for setting your
own goals and getting right on whatever it takes to
put them into practice. You have your own variety of
"healthy egotism" and you could meet up with influen-
tial people who will support you.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
At present you are more apt to criticize, which doesn't
make you especially popular with your colleagues or with
your boss. There may be a danger of taking your position
too serious and then neglecting to take the rights of
the people around you into consideration.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
This could be a day when a compromise is needed. Your
will-power may be lacking. You may feel more restricted
today in expressing affection to others and seek self-
gratifying pleasures to the exclusion of others. A
chance of promotion is in the air today.
------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 309 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (15:33) * 1 lines
Not much here for me today. I'll just bathe in the Spring and hope I get congenial company to join me...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 310 of 1282: (sprin5) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (17:18) * 1 lines
Well I ordered DSL for the Quail house today. 1.5 gb up and down. This should work out great for running some of our own servers. I added a new roomie who's a marketing guy for an Austin Internet startup and I'm planning on dividing up the living room in to cubicles so we could start our own home based Internet businesses. The Quail Creek geek coefficient just went way up.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 311 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (19:28) * 1 lines
Geeks rule! Great news! (Some of my best friends and a son of mine are geeks!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 312 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Apr 23, 2000 (21:40) * 105 lines
April 24, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A good day for romance and planning your wedding for some
of you. Others will find a new found closeness with a
loved one. Keeping your cool in a ticklish situation today
could be a piece of cake for you.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
This is not a good day to back up and be bull headed about
ideas other people like but don't sit well with you. Try
to give them the opportunity to prove the ideas merit be-
fore throwing the baby out with the bath water.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You should make a firm decision today and stick to it as
being wishy washy could bring you some losses, both
financial and romantic. Plans you had for today must be
changed and while this will not sit well with you, you
find that rolling with the flow will be beneficial to
you.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Fantasizing what you would like to do is not going to
accomplish anything worthwhile today. Best to get your-
self kickstarted and go for it in realtime. Because you
are a nurturing, caring person you may find yourself the
center of attention around children today.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Today you may meet someone who will trim your claws down
to size and turn the lion into a lamb...and he/she can do
it all with a simple smile. You may have an enemy at work
and it would be best to nip any potiential problems in
the bud today simply by walking away.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Some of you may have reached a turning point in your lives
whereby you will reassess your spirituality and your
spiritual values. Perhaps by trying to educate the public
so that more people will have choices and can learn to make
them more intelligently. Others may prefer to be the student.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You are firing on all cylinders today and making good
decisions is a snap for you. Don't get too sure of your-
self though as a decision made without some thought could
backfire on you. Your martial problems should be resolved
before nightfall.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
While you are not usually the altruistic type today you
will find much pleasure in aiding someone to reach the
goals they have laid out for themselves. Shopping could
be a good move today as you are bound to find some decent
bargains on things you have been wanting.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Turning on a good friend out of jealousy today would be
a big mistake, it is not the friends fault and he/she
may be entirely innocent of any wrong doing. Checking
out the rumors, not believing them, is the way to go.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Today do not let the sun set on your anger with a loved
one. Make amends where possible or try compromising to
end it. A simple apology just might work miracles in this
situation. Concentrate today at work on the task at hand,
not your domestic problems.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A mistake in judging the problems of someone and their
unwillingness to be helped may have you feeling down
today. You have to remember that you will not always
be able to make a difference, sometimes you must stand
by and watch.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Wondering what happened to a recent romantic affair will
cause you to reassess the way you lean on people too much.
Some signs like this while others want a partner to stand
up and be counted. Try to control any clinging vine ten-
dencies you may have.
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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 313 of 1282: (sprin5) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (08:14) * 1 lines
Jeaslosy?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 314 of 1282: (sprin5) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (09:02) * 7 lines
Cancer
You tried to take the easy way out and look where it's gotten you. All your maneuvering has put you into an even tighter spot. If you had simply stuck to the original plan, you'd be far ahead of the others by now. It may be time to give up your strategy and make a vertical exit from the game. All hope isn't loss, however. A new opportunity arises. Tonight, let yourself have feelings -- denying them will only make things worse.
Sagittarius
You enjoy the positive energy for one more day, Sagittarius. No matter where your treasure hunt takes you, the greatest prize of all lies within. Make your own luck. Stage your own circus. You have everything you need, which frees you to reach for what you want. Friendships mean a lot to you during this time. Make an effort to let your friends know how dear they are to you. Throw a dinner party or send out cards -- it's the thought that counts right now.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 315 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (13:45) * 5 lines
Yeah, Cancerean, let your emotions be known to others who wonder if you still have any.
Cannot imagine the Sagittarius I know having any Jealousy other than from others jealous of him...!
If I change my plans for today I stay home from softball and play on the Spring. I'd druther do that anyway...
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 316 of 1282: (sprin5) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (18:37) * 1 lines
You give me too much credit, Marci. I've had a few jealous moments in my life.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 317 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (23:40) * 107 lines
Not at all... it must have been in your green youth. I could not imagine you that way now. (Cannot just be me who sees you in that shiny armor!)
April 25, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today you will offer aid and comfort to a seriously ill friend.
You may not be able to make a difference in the situation but
you will make that person happier from your having visited. A
good time to take the evening for resting.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Go out of your way today to touch someone who may need some
heartfelt encouragement. You are good at bolstering other
peoples confidence and today you even manage to boost your
own self esteem a couple of notches.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
The love of your life has just laid down the law to you and
it makes you angry. Try to be understanding of where your
partner is coming from rather than giving a childish display
of anger. You will earn not only greater respect but also
some peace and quiet.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You may have been burning too much midnight oil and not get-
ting enough rest. Try to make your nights earlier if you can,
but if you must work long hours then you should insist on
being allowed to sleep a proper number of hours as your health
is all important.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A confusing day for you as you seem to misunderstand what
people are saying and their motives, try falling back and
regrouping today as you listen more than talk and in that
way things will not get so muddied up.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A health problem may have you and the family worried, but
chances are good that the final tests will tell a positive
tale and give you a clean bill of health. Try to concentrate
on your goals and your work at hand as you go about your
daily routine.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today some of you may have a heavy heart over the plight of
a loved one, but you should try to bear up as there are
others weaker than you that will need your strength in the
next few days. Others will find this a good time to push
for a job promotion or a raise.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You find yourself extra popular today as friends and even
neighbors seek you out for help or advice. Go out shopping
or browsing the local museums and art galleries so you can
soak up the peace and calmness they offer.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Friends and family gather around you in love as you help
to celebrate your wedding anniversary. Go out on the town
and make a night of it as you revisit some of your favorite
places from way back when. This is a chance for you two to
get closer together.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A change in your work relations could have you out job hunt-
ing today so be careful what you say and who you say it to.
Stay cool and the changes that are being implemented should
work out fine for you. A quiet evening at home is in order.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Is your visitor/freeloader still hanging on? This is the
day you should tell it like it is as this person is never
going to amount to anything if he/she is allowed to ride
your pocketbook the way he/she has been doing now for weeks.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
This is the day that your intuition kicks in big time and
you find that you know things that are going to happen
before they do. This would be a dandy time to pick some
numbers for the lottery as games of chance are favored
today.
------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 318 of 1282: (sprin5) * Tue, Apr 25, 2000 (07:56) * 1 lines
It's not my wedding anniversery.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 319 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 25, 2000 (14:10) * 1 lines
I thought it peculiar that they put something as movable as a wedding anniversary in a horoscope...must be a just ordinary day for you otherwise, which is not a Bad Thing!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 320 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 25, 2000 (14:42) * 62 lines
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
The Capricorn Moon straps you into the seat of power for the next few days. You're ready to look the other way when a fair weather friend catches a ride on your good fortune. For now, there's enough to share.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Jupiter frowns and wags a mighty finger. You've gone over the line again. Fitting in seems like a punishment. You're free to think whatever you want, but it shouldn't influence your behavior right now.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
The natural world has a model for any situation that you could imagine. Look for the symbols, but don't let them do your thinking for you. A third party is highly impressed by how you handle things.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Disaster may not be inevitable, but you need to move with extreme caution. Get the highest value for each dollar that you spend. Look for the ideal upward trend to lift you out of here.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Perspective is an awesome tool when it works in your favor. The Capricorn Moon magnifies your little effort until you look like the star of the show. Share the glory, and nip any resentment in the bud.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
A former equal now seems to be the master of your fate. This is less fun than it used to be. You can leave at any time, although there's no guarantee that you can get back in if you change your mind.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Your position, though highly charged, is oddly neutral. You have time to make a decision -- if you're quick about it. Understand what you're doing before you try to explain it.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Enthusiasm is a fine thing, but it can produce some odd behavior when seen from the outside. Not everyone is having as much fun as you are. Put another person's needs ahead of your own.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The Capricorn Moon turns the tables on you in delightful ways. The matchmaker is matched with the candidate of his or her dreams. The biggest surprise is how surprised you are. This seemed so obvious.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Look for a ray of sunshine that will dissolve the black cloud over your head. Even a partial solution is better than none at all. Your home should be a source of security and contentment.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Even if it's someone else's idea or decision, you're the one who makes the wheels turn. Be a hero in your office or neighborhood. Hard work looks good and feels fine.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
There are no gray areas under the law. According to the Capricorn Moon, you're either doing it right or doing it wrong. Postpone a shopping trip that you can't really afford.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 321 of 1282: Spring Fever (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (13:18) * 102 lines
April 26, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A hard driving life style may be tiring you out. Try to cut
back on some of the projects that you have taken on so wil-
lingly and have a complete medical checkup...by the way,
taken any vitamins and minerals lately?
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may come across as the bull in the china shop in social
situations today but on the dance floor you stun them all
with your grace and poise. A bad dream may have you worried
today but it is probably nothing more than the heavy meal
you had the night before.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you make several starts and stops due to the fact
that you cannot make up your mind and stick to it. Why
not just putting all the decisions on the shelf today
until you are feeling more positive.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Searching out the perfect fishing spot may be the most
serious thing on your mind today as you enjoy a time
of peace and leisure. Take along a good friend or your
child to double your fun and enjoyment in your favorite
sport.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A round of financial meetings may have you down today
but the evening will bring you a nice surprise...so
don't pass up the opportunity to attend that party
for one of your favorite people tonight.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today is a day of forward looking for you as you near
your goals of being your own boss, totally...You give
your notice at work and then turn your attention to
your favorite pass time, making money on the web.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A loved one may have you confused as the signals he/or
she is sending is not consistent with the things being
said. Best to let time sort this out before making a
hard and fast commitment to this person; this one could
be too insecure for you.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Go easy on the spending today as you could blow the bank
balance before you know it. Save some for a rainy day in
case the clouds are gathering. A good friend may ask you
for a loan today and since this person has always been
good to repay you make the loan.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A moments indiscretion could tear down a lifetime of
building that you have put into your relationship with
someone, so if you haven't done it and you are only
tempted, think twice, and then walk away.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Capricorns staid manner may not sit too well with a new
love interest so it is best to re-evaluate the situation
and look for someone who will be more appreciative of
your wonderful characteristics. You have too much to
offer to settle for less than the best.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Working with wayward youths in a group can bring the
emotional fulfilment that you have been seeking as
your guidance can make a difference in young lives.
Make 'action' plans as this type of youngster likes
to be doing something.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A new wardrobe for the Spring and Summer seasons is
just the pick me up that you need today, so this
would be a good day to spend going through the
stores and finding just the right things...you know,
shop 'til you drop.
-----------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 322 of 1282: Spring Fever (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (13:26) * 62 lines
April 26, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Stay active and productive while you still have the maximum effect. If someone outside the loop wants your time, make an appointment for later in the week. You can't stand wasting any of the opportunities now available.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Maybe you're sick and tired of the current order, but how much better would chaos be? Find a balance between the necessary and the enjoyable. If you can't move forward, at least don't go back.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're like a messenger from another time or a different world. Novel ideas have practical applications in the lives of people who've never had your experience. They'll accept you once they stop laughing.
Airies
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Myth serves a positive function for a community struggling with harsh realities. Your choices may be limited, which makes the correct one all the more obvious. Don't hint at weaknesses to a watchful enemy.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
People understand that you're more than a resume or a recommendation. Fulfill the promise of your early potential. It's time to show that you're as skilled as you are lucky.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
If you're easily disappointed, maybe you expect too much. Others will do as they please, whether or not that pleases you. Work alone, and you'll have fewer complaints.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
A sudden jolt awakens you from your sleepwalk. Welcome back to your life, which is already in progress. Pick up the pace before someone else bumps into you.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Appearances are particularly important. Put a little spin and polish on your naked emotions. An employer, client or law enforcement official would prefer not to see anything out of the ordinary.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Your hands are nimble, and your eyes are quick and bright. You have the materials to create something even better than your plans require. Let the definition change with the events that shape it.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Good intentions and high hopes get you through a slow, dreary time. Everyone understands that a promise isn't the same thing as a delivery. You're sure to be honest today -- whether you like it or not.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Have fun proving yourself to people who will surely be impressed. You know the routine well enough to add a subtle dash of drama. This is one day's worth of praise that you can take to the bank.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Remember that childhood motto: 'Take what you want, but eat all you take.' Today's lesson has more to do with efficiency than moderation. Your goal should match your ability to reach it.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 323 of 1282: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (19:51) * 1 lines
Sure, ok.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 324 of 1282: On The Lanai (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (22:44) * 101 lines
April 27, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
It is important that you maintain your sense of duty today.
If you have children, there may be a greater emotional
involvement in which you take the time to explore your
relationship with them. Relationships with others take on
a more fun-loving form.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may feel inclined to pursue a new hobby, or even enroll
in a new class. So long as your mind can be stimulated.
Some individuals will find that their intellectual stimu-
lation is directed to an area of the law that involves some
sort of principle. This law may be man made or natural,
although the latter is more likely.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This is a time when you should consider your role and
activities among your peer group, the community or at
work. Due to a natural charge of energy at this time,
you may well succeed easier today. This energy does
not mean that you should ignore your limitations and
abilities.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
If necessary, this is a good time to meditate on who and
what you are, and to project yourself with a sense of
purpose. This is also a time to have faith in who and
what you are. So meditating on this, as well as bridging
your internal levels of consciousness, will assist greatly.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Should you feel a need to exhibit certain personal items,
it should be done with humility and a sense of sharing
your pleasure. You could find yourself applying an extra
effort into reinforcing some form of financial or material
security, but you should not deny spiritual needs for
material needs.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Try to personalize your relationships with certain people
in a balanced way. By listening to and understanding others
a greater harmony can be realized. There may be a sense of
restlessness however, in which there is a need to study
something new or a subject more seriously.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today tends to be a time during which are beset with
nostalgia, which causes you to want to be with those
who share your intimate personal life. If you have
been unable to settle down, you may find yourself
setting up a sound base for future activities.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Emotions may be numbed during this transit, making you
feel somewhat isolated and lonely. It is better to
concern yourself right now with the practicalities of
life and work, rather than your emotions.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today you will be concerned with meeting obligations and
accepting responsibility. This puts you in a position to
take on the tasks which you usually try to avoid. This
will earn you recognition from your boss and others,
even if you don't try to call attention to yourself.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The kind of experiences that you may be subjected to
today can depend on a variety of factors. Events that
occur tend be either a test, or, an initiating energy
designed to invoke change. A few people may be accident
prone, but it is important to know that we create ac-
cidents, they don't just happen.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Your confidence could be high today. You will be able to
organize and gather resources as required. Your relation-
ship with managers and peers also shows much improvement.
Your direction should also be clearer.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today you are feeling great and are looking out at the
world optimistically. Everything you touch today will
be a success. Changes will center around expansion. At
the moment you probably want to do something extra-
ordinary and are dreaming about exotic places.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 325 of 1282: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (06:43) * 1 lines
A real get down and get your hands dirty scope for today, sounds about like what today is cut out for.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 326 of 1282: On The Lanai (MarciaH) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (14:10) * 1 lines
Mine sounds like my typical day on the Spring!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 327 of 1282: On The Lanai (MarciaH) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (14:19) * 66 lines
April 27, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
The picture blinks and wavers. A deadline approaches by the end of today. If you can force an eleventh hour victory, you'll secure a place in the history books.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Your rebellious spirit grows stronger with each passing hour. Maybe you can upset the apple cart and get away with it. The long term consequences aren't as important as the immediate satisfaction.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Faith is a common undercurrent even as the surface conditions change. As Bob Dylan sang, 'You don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows.' Watch and wait from your position of strength.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Covert action may be necessary. You spot an opportunity that could vanish before you handle all the required paperwork. Desperation is a positive force when it changes things for the better.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
An apparent stroke of genius needs a second pair of eyes to determine if it's really worth anything. Stay confident even as you recognize that you can use some help. The real collaboration is about to begin.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
The tide is turning in your favor. You notice that an annoyingly familiar restriction has now vanished. Seize the change and quickly apply it to something positive.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Since you last checked in, a few more faces have appeared in the picture. Your role in a relationship has changed. Choose novelty over dismay. Have some fun with this while you're getting used to it.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Relax, tidy up and sigh with relief. An intrusive observer has evaluated your performance and moved on. Instances like these help you appreciate your freedom once you get it back.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The futurist nudges reality toward his or her ideal version. The perfectionist dreams of improving on that which needs no improvement. You're as restless as you are happy. It's a winning combination.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Sooner or later, grumpiness gets boring and goes out of style. If you don't figure it out for yourself, someone is sure to tell you, and maybe not so gently. Go to bed early and read yourself to sleep.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You have permission to make the improvements that seem so obvious and necessary. While you don't have to dedicate your work to those who made it possible, show the proper gratitude. At last you're free to get started.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
In memory, even a long hard bear hug becomes just a fleeting embrace. People come and go, but you carry your values with you on an unbreakable string. There's always a new challenge for your special skills.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 328 of 1282: On The Lanai (MarciaH) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (23:36) * 103 lines
April 28, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today could bring you some good news regarding the health
matters of a dear friend. You will have to work harder
than usual today just to stay even but you manage quite
nicely. Take a breather tonight and go out with a special
someone just for fun.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Creative urges are still with you and you come up with
a great idea for a web site. Don't let lack of skills
hold you back, get some books and just start in doing
it, it is easier than you think! Walk away from a spat
with a loved one tonight.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Constantly changing your mind, or the on again off
again syndrome, will not win you new friends, keep
old ones, or influence people! :-) Make decisions
and stick to them even about purchases...hey, you
can always take them back later.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Getting settled into your new home has been a hassle
for you but things will be looking up today and you
may even be able to relax. Others will find irrita-
tions on the job abating later in the day, and even-
ing is rife with romance.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Getting your group together and making sure everybody
is ready for the big weekend trip is your responsibility
today but this is the kind of thing you shine at as your
leadership qualitie is one of the best things you have
going for you.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Handing in your notice after all this time with the company,
and going into business on your own, may seem just a wee
bit scarey, but if anyone can make it work it is you. Keep
spending down to a minimum until the dust clears and you
are sure of your income.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
The right one has finally come along and snared Libra the
lover. Now the shoe is on the other foot and you are doing
the pursuing, not the other way around! This will be an
ideal match for you as he/she will keep you on your toes.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may not get that promotion that you have been seeking
but the chances are good that an even better one will soon
be open and the boss is secretly saving you for that
position. Try not to be disappointed.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
It's been a long week and you can hardly wait for evening
to come so you and friends or family can take off for your
weekend getaway that has been in the works for a few days.
Be sure to have the car checked before leaving so nothing
will mar your fun.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
An elderly relative may have need of you this weekend and
it would be a good thing to plan a visit. While you are
gone you can go out in the evening and enjoy yourself with
some old acquaintances. Make it a relaxing weekend.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You can't help being a helpful type of person as your enjoy-
ment comes when others finally solve their problems. Today,
though, you should spend some time on resolving your own
martial problems that have been going on before they become
set in cement.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A person greatly esteemed by you may do something today
that undermines your good feelings about him/her. Don't
take it to heart, after all, we are all human and make
mistakes...Angels have wings and are in heaven.
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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 329 of 1282: on the porch (sprin5) * Fri, Apr 28, 2000 (08:26) * 1 lines
Wow, the weekend getaway that I haven't even planned. It's more like weekend stayathome.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 330 of 1282: On The Lanai (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 28, 2000 (11:38) * 66 lines
perhaps it is to getaway from routine - though you do not seem to have one! You are Spring's Free Spirit!
April 28, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Being safe spares you the trouble of being sorry. If there's any delay, it's because someone is fixing what should never have gone wrong -- but did. Maybe you should start looking for other flaws in the system.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Friday is the perfect time to rule the world. Your reputation helps make your strange ideas more believable. For the next few days, there are no foreigners or aliens.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're in an odd state of internal wealth, and you want to share it with everyone that you see. However, this is no guarantee that anyone will understand a word you say. Your heart is too big to be hurt by rejection.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Your dreams are bigger than you are, especially when others share them. Your voice is loud and you have a convincing vocabulary. You may be having a greater effect than you realize.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Expect a few peculiar, frustrating days. As long as you maintain a sense of humor, you'll find plenty of reasons to laugh. Perhaps it would be better not to consider the alternatives.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
The development phase is here, and the fun is just beginning. You whip up a unique blend of specialized knowledge and wildcard good luck. Leak a rumor or two to heighten the anticipation.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Others respect your need for solitude. Cancer knows how easy it is to get happily lost inside and never come out. Remember that, once you're ready for it, the external world holds endless riches for you.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Your only choice is honesty. Of course, saying what's on your mind could get you into as much trouble as lying about it. A loved one may have a surprise of his or her own.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
There are some things that even Virgo doesn't know how to do. Coworkers are supportive, and mistakes are instructive. You can brag about this after you've gotten through it in one piece.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Be brave in friendship and romance. Your perfect match is out there somewhere, whether or not they know that you're looking. A much anticipated flower finally blossoms.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
There's no direct, easy route to your destination. If you try to go in a straight line, you'll soon be off the road in some rough country. The good news is that you don't have to be alone in your search.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You're the bolt of lightning that drops from the sky on a calm, uneventful day. Whether or not they'll admit it, some people have been waiting for you to shake up their lives. Let the show begin.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 331 of 1282: Lanai (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 28, 2000 (11:44) * 249 lines
May Astrology guide
The biggest of the astrological news occur at the beginning of the month
as the spring time (Northern Hemisphere) breaks open with a rather large
planet alignment -- seven of them -- all of the "inner" planets are going
to be in one place, one slice, one thirty degree quadrant of the sky, for
the briefest moment of time. What's this going to mean? It took minutes
of meditation, a sojourn to Lockhart, Texas (BBQ Capitol of the World --
oh the things I do to write a decent horoscope), and a little bit of
study to work this one out. The only planets who are not in Taurus would
be Neptune and Uranus, in Aquarius, and the lone planet player, Pluto,
over yonder in Sagittarius. For the folks so inclined, the important
celestial sight doesn't really occur until the latter part of the month,
after the planets sort themselves out a little bit. The important thing
to see happens right before sun up as the Jupiter and Saturn conjunction
is visible, and especially bright, in the last few days of the month. But
their effect? It will already be happening by the time you see them.
Aries : There is a tendency, especially with everything piled up in
Taurus, to give into the typical (perhaps an incorrect assumption) that
the things you use to define yourself, your material possessions, are
more important than you really understand. Or maybe you're too attached
to some things, and this is something that bears a little bit of close
scrutiny. In the book that I've got, the quote is attributed to Tom
Robbins, "There's a certain, Buddha like calm that comes from having
money in the bank." And that's the problem with this month, if you're
sitting in a good position with material assets, you're one happy camper.
And if you're not sitting happy, then you're sad. But money isn't
everything. And material possessions don't really define who you are. So
there you have it. You're going to go around and around with this riddle
for the better part of the month, at one time or another. Jupiter is
giving you a new cycle, but Saturn is laying down the law, as it were. At
the end of the month, by the time the planets are really shaking things
up, what you use to define your personal "wealth" is likely to be a lot
different. And if you are so inclined, you know how to reach me in order
to share some of your new found assets.
Taurus : "Spiritual Renewal" is a handy buzz word for this month. It's
also an escape clause, like a cheap way to avoid what's really at hand
right now. So let's look at this month's planet line up: the beginning of
the month finds the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus Mars, Jupiter and Saturn
lined up in your sign. By the end of the month, a new cycle has started
and yet, you still have Jupiter and Saturn doing their "up close and
personal" thing in your sign. It means it's the start of a new cycle.
While Saturn often restricts movement, Jupiter enhances it, so you're
going to be pushed and pulled at the same time. Months like May, Year
2000 (conventional calendar) are a good time to consider why I like
living in a trailer so much. I could, at a moments notice, hitch the
trailer up to a truck and be gone. No that this is a likely scenario for
me, or for you, but the idea is appealing. So I'm not sure that you
really want to uproot yourself right now, my trailer has a patio,
landscaping, a permanent mailing address, a couple of phone lines, you
get the idea... and in a similar vein, you're rather firm about what you
stand for, too. So I don't know that you're really going to "move" but
you are going to reconsider the position of the place you're in. Consider
a special form of Taurus-only "spiritual renewal," but come up with your
very own definition.
Gemini : Just about every Gemini chart I have ever looked at has some
planets arrayed in other signs. Like the sign right before you: Taurus.
So even though there's this great upheaval of celestial events in Taurus,
my wager is that you're not going to get the worst of this, not by a long
shot. And there's also something nice about the Gemini lightening quick
adaptability. Remember, there are those who have called you "flaky" in
the past, and those very same detractors are going to wish that they
could be as highly mobile and adaptive as you're going to be. The first
of the big stuff in Taurus doesn't upset you too much, but as the month
develops, first Mars, then Venus, then your little ruling orb, Mercury,
all come slamming into your space. It's a good sign because the long term
effects of the Taurus pile up suddenly kick into high gear for you. Time
to do something about what's going on. And once again, my most excellent
Gemini, your innate and adaptable nature is going to be called upon in
order to save the day [this month.]
Cancer : The first time I was gripped with stage fright, I discovered
that a unique blend of herbs, spices and suitable mind altering
substances helped ease my pain. I'm afraid the blend didn't do much for
the show, and ever since, I've been relegated to bit parts where I'm a
character actor -- usually a Southern Preacher. Seems I do that part
best. That's the problem with the Taurus line up and what follows the
rest of the month, you don't want to get yourself set in a role that
there is no escape from. So when the stage fright reaches up and grabs
you by the the throat, do something to ease the fear. Maybe have a little
stand off with the element itself. Your Cancer self in one corner and
Fear in the other. If you don't face this unlikely problem, and I mean
this element will grab you sooner or later, then you're going to be
resigned to fate much like mine: you're stuck, playing a Southern Gospel
Preacher, for the rest of your life. It's not a bad part, not for me, but
you have aspirations to take yourself a degree further than just minor
roles with a lot of vocal action. As the month progresses, you'll find
that whatever it was that you were afraid can be dealt with AND you can
overcome this fear.
Leo : The planet tug of war is going to have some adverse side effects.
And as I was looking at the expression "tug of war" I began to develop an
image of a tug boat, armed to the teeth, a little boat which is capable
of maneuvering huge boats around the relatively tight confines of a bay.
So even though I was looking for a different analogy, the tug boat idea
keeps popping up. Pick the ship in the Houston Ship Channel that you want
to realign. Fire up the big motor that's in your Leo belly, and work on
that one ship. It looks like an oil tanker to me, one that's full of
crude oil. As you push and push and try to nudge this bigger boat into a
particular direction, you're going to be fighting the Taurus tide of
planets. If you change your attitude this month, this Taurus tide will be
much easier to work with. Since the planets are ever changing in their
direction, you're going to find that your going to change some of your
notions about how this tug of war thing is working. If you're willing to
line yourself up with the flow of the tide, perhaps check a Solar Lunar
Tide Table, you might notice that each day, it gets a little easier to
move this big boat your trying to maneuver. By the end of the month, you
might just be shoving it downstream and back out into the Gulf instead of
trying to push it into a dock. Might work best if you are willing to head
in that direction now.
Virgo : There's been a lot of doomsday stuff written about this month. If
I didn't know better, I would suggest that I have written just that sort
of diatribe about how this is the end of civilization as we know it. But
the way this one looks for you, it's the end of one era of your Virgo
life, and the beginning of a brand new era. There's always that one Virgo
(you know who you are) who exclaims, "But I liked the old era better!"
Before you get all nostalgic and sentimental on me, though, consider the
effect of New Moons, and consider the symbols being represented here
because, after all, astrology is nothing more than a series of symbols
used to explain energies. The beginning of the month gives you a great
opportunity to flush out the old stuff. It's like house cleaning (typical
Virgo reference) only on a much grander scale. Once the housecleaning is
done, once you've taken the old life down to the bare bones, then you get
to start building up something new, better, and vastly improved. Every
Virgo should be pleased to hear that there's a new and improved model by
the end of the month.
Libra : Get up early this month, like in the first few days of May, get
out and look to the east, right before the sun comes up. There are the
morning stars. By the end of the month, you'll just be able to see these
guys in the dying twilight of the evening sun, a couple of the planets,
anyway. Why the star gazing this month? Because it's the easiest way to
direct your attention outwards, onwards, may I even suggest upwards?
There's an annoying tendency for some of the doomsday guys to predict the
end of the world. To be sure, weather patterns have been a bit strange
lately. I know, even in your neck of the woods, it's not like it's been a
normal time. The problem with this month is that you're going to have a
tendency to focus a little too close on matters at hand. You're tempted
not to look beyond you're own nose, to be precise. If I can get you to
look upwards, perhaps towards the distant horizon, especially in those
magical moments right before sun up or right after sun down, you can
awaken some sense in your spirit that you're supposed to be looking a
little farther afield than you have been. That's what's most important
this month. Stretch the limits of your Libra imagination. You'll be
surprised at the results.
Scorpio : I was strolling along the "hike and bike"trail, around the
lakefront here, and I came up with the perfect way to explain all this
stuff in the heavens. Imagine that cool spring time (well, it IS spring
time in Texas), and the path is overgrown with verdant, effusive growth
creating a lush tunnel for the path. I was heading one direction and two
joggers were approaching, on the far side of the path. Then there was
this bicycle, and this guy was barreling along, earphones on, barely
conscious of his surroundings. Me, (like a Scorpio this month) going one
direction -- the bicycle at high speed, tires crunching on the landscaped
trail, and the joggers all going the other driection. I simply moved to
one side, and let the bicycle whip past the joggers and the joggers,
unaware of the bicycle kept true to their path. By all rights, the
bicyclist SHOULD have yielded to my (Scorpio) right of way. By all
rights, I should have gotten injured, sued them and wound up with a lot
of money and a disability conspiracy guy tailing me. By all rights, it
was all their fault. My simple act of kindness, my simple gesture of good
will, even though I was perfectly right, averted all this trouble. You've
got a lot stuff coming at you this month, just step out of the way to
prevent bloodshed, lawsuits and similar problems. Just because you're
right doesn't mean you're right.
Sagittarius : I'm pretty beaten up over my prognostications for this "big
astrological event" and at this point, I'm pretty sure you're tired of it
too. Is it really that big of a deal? Sure, in some circles, it's the
biggest of deals. In fact, I was hoping to be in a far flung location by
the time the planets hit the fan, so to speak. Regrettably, I didn't make
it. You might not make it, either. I mean, you might not make some of the
distant locations that you're planning on getting to this month. Doesn't
mean that this bodes no good, it's bound to have a decent surprise or two
for you. I suspect the surprise or two comes in the form of a commitment,
sometimes a bad word in my Sagittarius vocabulary, but I suggest that
long term commitment is forthcoming. Something you thought you wouldn't
do is likely this month. Of course, this can be traced to developing
situations within the orb of the planets, but whatever the case, you're
going to wind up a little happier as a result of whatever commitment it
is, whatever you agree to. Just don't do like me, and agree to something
under duress. Make sure you have a chance to think it all through before
you sign on the dotted line, say "I do," or do the "blood brother"
handshake.
Capricorn : Austin is a Capricorn town, that is, it was founded during
the time of Capricorn -- an early January Birthday. And Austin (Texas) is
home to many fine musicians. One of them really comes to mind, and his
tune is called "Five Pound Bass" (Robert Earl Keen). In that song, he
hooks the monster big fish, and when that fish first strikes, it looks
like "a toaster!" According to ballad's lyrics, he's catching himself
some breakfast, so there must be a play on words with the toaster oven
reference. How does this affect you this month? It's just like that
little, haunting melody about catching a five pound bass, it's like
magic, and when it strikes, it looks huge. You've got just such a hit
coming to your Capricorn fishing line this month. I would credit the
planets, but you can credit your astrologer. The big line up in Taurus is
very good for you, hardly the end of the world, but it's like the gaping
maw of that fish -- it might feel like you've got something the size and
weight of a genuine toaster oven on the end of your line. Like the song
suggest, reel it in, breakfast is on the way!
Aquarius : I was searching for a proper literary allusion to help you
understand the dynamics of this month. I turned, originally, to Thomas
Stearns Eliot, the great (American? English? Both claim him...) poet. And
the lines used for this month's introduction really do apply to you. With
the planets all lined up at the beginning of the month in a fixed sign,
but not your sign, there's going to be a degree of "disturbing the
universe" just because you're going to feel like it's something you need
to do. There's certain feeling that the universe needs to get itself
rocked, by you. The trick, especially this month, is how you choose to
cause this disturbance. You can yell and scream, create a large ruckus,
or you can do it in a more gentle fashion. I prefer the more gentle
fashion, these days. You want to make sure that your disturbance doesn't
later require an apology. That's not a pretty sight, and it's not
something I like having to do, and by extension, I'll assume you hate
having to go back and say, "I'm sorry," too. Turn your attention to
passive resistance, perhaps a subtle approach to this idea of staging a
demonstration, and I'm sure you'll survive just fine. The Taurus line up
is the beginning of the month, and then the planets begin to line up to
give you a degree of relief as some of them meander on into Gemini.
Pisces : One of my hobbies is typewriters. Not electric typewriters, but
the manual kind, the kind that depend on the mechanical transference of a
finger's keystroke to make an impression through the inked ribbon onto
paper. Terribly old fashioned, and to be honest, I can hardly type on the
darn things. No "Delete" key, no "Forward Delete" key, and "cut and
paste," I suspect, is something that's just not done unless it involves
something really old fashioned like scissors and paste. Why should you be
concerned with my strange collection of manual typewriters, my odd museum
of dead letter devices? This is month when some old fashioned form of
communication is what is going to work best for you. Forget the E-mail,
unless you're sending me a credit card number. Forget the fax machine,
although, it does fit in the category of an almost archaic medium by now.
You might even skip the typewriter allegory all together. Maybe try a
quill pen and some India Ink. I'm depending on you for some communication
skills this month, but I'm not sure that the usual medium, the accepted,
"modern" versions work well. There's a degree of permanence to the pen
and ink thing, and as slow as it is, there's also a chance for you to
pick the right word -- and that's the secret, making sure you communicate
the most correct word. All I'm trying to do is buy a little time for you.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 332 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (12:05) * 72 lines
April 29, 2000
ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are creating tension by
worrying about deadlines and results. Let all that go
and focus on taking action moment by moment. Before
too long, you'll be finished.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You are looking to better yourself
and improve your circumstances. Today, stay close to people
who can help you directly, or associate with people whose
example will show you how to succeed.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your 15 minutes of fame are a test
to see how you handle it. It's too soon to overestimate your
importance. Cultivate a good image and then grow into it as
a reality.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Job and career issues can be on
your mind today. You may be considering whether you're in
the field that's giving you happiness and fulfillment.
Counseling can help you zero in on the changes you must make.
LEO (July 23-August 22): Financial downturns can hit you
hard today. Investment losses may become more apparent now.
Some may be pressed to pay money due on income taxes. Don't
splurge because your money is needed elsewhere.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Expect a shift in relation-
ships today. Your usual associates go into the background
as different ones become important. It's important to be
exposed to new groups without jeopardizing old associations.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You experience trouble co-
ordinating team efforts today. Someone's not pulling their
weight leaving you to do more. You may have to take cor-
rective action instead of letting it go.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): The right moves can
increase your valuable contacts. Move closer to the
people who are important to you. Let bygones be bygones
and restart from a positive perspective.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You're apt to suffer
a break with the past. This may be little more than breaking
a bad habit, but for some a personal relationship could end.
Fill a sense of emptiness with something new.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): You're prone to rest on
your laurels and coast on your good luck. Use this as an
elevated baseline for even greater achievements. If you can
get motivated, you can work wonders!
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Heed your intuitions
about revamping your budget. Make your finances support
your long-terms goals, which are themselves undergoing
redefinition. Save your money, even if you can't say
what for.
PISCES (February 19-March 20): Respect for your position
can be at stake today. Give a good example of the right
use of power to increase respect. Abuse of power, just
because I can, only confirms any simmering resentment.
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These interpretations are based on the aspects and positions of
the planets in relation to each Sun-sign. They are intended to
indicate the general mood and issues of the day as you experience
them. Be creative in applying your forecast to the actual
circumstances of your life. ---
By D.Donovan Kinsolving United Press International
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 333 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (12:09) * 68 lines
April 29, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
An old agreement was struck before the current data came to light. Strategy is once again an issue. Not everybody is happy with your need to be realistic. Choose your words carefully.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You're highly visible and an obvious example. The official channels are bypassed. Take your discoveries straight to the people.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
It's not what you're saying but your style of delivery that has people so confused. Render all those ideas into a form that doesn't require your conversational explanation. You relish the thought of working in solitude.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
A debate is not an argument. Friends engage in intellectual sport just to broaden their minds. Once you pass the field test, it's easier to be ready for the real thing.
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You may make a bigger mess than you can afford. Just a few wise decisions save your dignity and sanity. As strange as the future may look, you still control your own little corner of it.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Someone is easily persuaded, and that person will never look back from this momentous day. If you're the convert, you make your choice with clear eyes and an easy heart. The same old world is suddenly new and better.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You need your space and will take unusual measures to secure it. If friends and neighbors won't leave you alone, go to a place where you're unknown. A change of scenery might even bring you out of yourself.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Life becomes easier when you accept that circumstances are beyond your control. Surrender gives you the freedom to improvise. Everyone around you is treated to a wild ride.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Watch how you act, because it might send a different message from what you're saying. You're allowed to leave if things get ugly or impenetrable. There are better times to start over, but you can still do it now if you really want.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Education and the creative urge are inseparable. Small groups of people are the living embodiment of a work in progress. You can read volumes of human history in every face that you see.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You're almost ready to admit defeat. The people best equipped to help are the ones whose help you least appreciate. It's time to set aside those moth-eaten old grudges in the name of practicality.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
All reasons and excuses are perfectly acceptable. You're here to encourage, not to judge. You start to see light shedding its light on the advantages and options at your fingertips.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 334 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (14:00) * 49 lines
My Birthday is Macaroon day - and I am allergic to coconut *sigh*
MAY IS...
May is... Better Sleep Month.
May is... National Salad Month.
May is... National Egg Month.
May is... National Barbecue Month.
May is... Date Your Mate Month.
May is... Fungal Infection Awareness Month.
May 1 is... Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day.
May 2 is... Fire Day.
May 3 is... Lumpy Rug Day.
May 7 is... National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.
May 9 is... Lost Sock Memorial Day.
May 11 is... Twilight Zone Day.
May 13 is... Leprechaun Day.
May 14 is... National Dance Like A Chicken Day.
May 15 is... National Chocolate Chip Day.
May 19 is... Frog Jumping Jubilee Day.
May 23 is... Penny Day.
May 24 is... National Escargot Day.
May 26 is... Grey Day.
May 29 is... End Of The Middle Ages Day.
May 30 is... My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day.
May 31 is... National Macaroon Day.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 335 of 1282: Cheryl (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (15:46) * 1 lines
May 31st is also the anniversary of the Johnstown Flood, which happened on May 31, 1889.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 336 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:13) * 1 lines
I guess I should celebrate by drinking Susquehanna River water and eating macaroons. I dated a guy from Johnstown while I was in college and my ex is now living in its flood plain in central Pennsylvania. They have short memories there! But, I have seen the levees they built and the steel flood gates. Most impressive.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 337 of 1282: Cheryl (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:35) * 1 lines
Not a good way to celebrate your birthday, unless you want to great the month of June being indisposed; i.e., sick. You're allergic to coconut, and they still let you live in Hawaii? That's almost as bad as being lactose intolerant, hence never eating cheese, and living in Wisconsin. So Marcia, on your birthday maybe you could eat some pineapple and spam, with a few macadamia nuts later. That way when the month of June arrives you can quote Browning, "...God's in his heaven/All's right with the world."
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 338 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:46) * 1 lines
There you go! The perfect solution. Actually, I can eat coconut, Hawaiian style with no adverse effects. They grate young coconuts whose flesh is just firm enough to do so, and squeeze it through cheesecloth to obtain true "coconut milk" (the stuff you pour out of an older coconut is coconut water!) The "milk" is thickened with arrowroot or cornstarch and flavored with a little sugar and vanilla. Left to set in the fridge, it is a lovely cool refreshing way to end a luau meal. I shall eat it that way. Oh, it also makes a super topping for a cake!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 339 of 1282: Cheryl (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:51) * 1 lines
You can top your birthday cake with it!
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 340 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (17:03) * 1 lines
Indeed! Or someone can buy me one like that. They are a specialty of a local bakery and so tender and moist as to make it melt almost before it gets into one's mouth (and I am getting hungry!)
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 341 of 1282: Cheryl Brugette (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (17:09) * 2 lines
The resident hairy chest pounder, perhaps?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 342 of 1282: lanai (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (17:12) * 1 lines
That was my thought, but considering he is borderline diabetic, we just do not keep sweet things around the house. However, I might opt for a nice juicy prime-rib dinner out and a piece of Haupia (that's what it's called) all by itself.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 343 of 1282: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Sun, Apr 30, 2000 (11:37) * 9 lines
Cancer
You're happy to mind your own business, but it's hard not to be curious about others. It may be impossible to shut your ears when the person in the next room is talking on the phone, but that's a good time to get up and take a break from what you're doing. Eavesdropping can cause a lot of misunderstandings when the Moon is in Pisces. When you presume to know what someone else is thinking, you may be right. Let go of an old grudge once and for all.
Sagittarius
You've been working extremely hard lately, Sagittarius, and today you feel like slowing down the pace a bit. As the Moon moves through the house of Pisces, give yourself permission to be lazy! Go to the movies or rent some good videos. Mix in some new experiences with old ones whose lines you know by heart. You're perfectly happy alone if you can't find others willing to play your game. Get to bed as early as possible to prepare for the week ahead.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 344 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, Apr 30, 2000 (14:14) * 62 lines
You never post Gemini...why? Wolfie and I are both gemin....*sigh* I am happy that you include Caner, though...*smile*
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your latest creative project is on the right track. Others are eager to see what you're doing, even if it's not ready for prime time. Today's feedback helps you steer even closer to where you want to be.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Even you can feel the ripples of what was supposed to be someone else's change. Live with what's happened, and thrive on what it brings you. The Pisces Moon can still be your friend.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You feel divine. Not everyone subscribes to your godlike powers, but they certainly recognize that something great is going on within your personal space. Rather than helping others, it's time to help yourself.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
The intangible plays a significant role in your life. A skeptic is harder than usual to convince. Patience is a virtue that, if you don't have it yet, you'd better quickly cultivate.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Your dreaming and waking worlds intersect in a glorious, timeless moment. There's no point in congratulations or blame. Everyone around you gets to taste the strange and wonderful.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Gemini, normally confident, is wavering. The Pisces Moon makes you doubt your instincts. Others question your sincerity. Do the least acceptable amount until this phase passes.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You can find a million excuses to have fun. Grab the nearest, best offer, and run with it. Yes, it's okay to run with it inside the house, if that's where your mood takes you.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
As the muddy water settles, you see that you've been exploring a shallow pool. Make your excuses as diplomatically as possible. You really should be spending your time on something that matches your talents.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're moved by wild forces, which is fine if you like wild forces. Accuracy happens more by accident than by design. As long as you're in Rome, you might as well do as the Romans.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
The community becomes an element of your self-image. It really matters what other people are thinking. The Pisces Moon interrupts what had been a smooth flow of events. Prepare yourself for the next few days.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Reality crashes through the door before you're ready. Miracles happen in their own time. Come as you are. Nobody will notice whether or not you're presentable.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Check your stock and update your files. The information that you thought was current is now strictly old school. Someone may explain it once, but don't expect much patience from those in the know.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 345 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, May 1, 2000 (01:15) * 111 lines
May 1, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Keeping a low profile today will work for most people but
not you. This is the time you need to get out there and
sell your abilities to the highest bidder, in other words
this is an ideal time to upgrade to a better job or a
newer position. Sometimes just the seeking of new employ-
ment will cause the boss to 'get up off the dime'
TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You have the capabilities it takes to go far in your line
of expertise and you make the most of your opportunities
today. On other fronts, someone out there may be thinking
they are too old to learn something new, but that is far
from the truth, the only important thing in this enter-
prise is your sharp, active mind.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
You have studied the net, the businesses, html coding,
and finally found an idea that you feel you can excel
in only to realize the thing has been 'done to death'.
That does not matter, your ideas may be better than
anyone else's, you can take a small idea and enlarge
on it; competition only whets your appetite for
excellence.
CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Don't spin your wheels today with a loved one as it is
almost a sure bet that you will not be given 'house
room' in his or her thoughts, wait until the excitement
dies down and then you will be able to calmly talk out
your differences. Patience has its own rewards.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Parting company with a partner could get disastrous for
your finances and the business so maybe it would be a
better idea to concede a few points instead of losing
the ball game. You may even grow to like the ideas he
or she presents you with when you remove antagonism
from the picture.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A new partnership could get off on the wrong foot if you
do not draw up some papers to legalize it. Leaving some-
thing like this to chance could be disastrous for a sur-
viving partner. New designs and ideas are beginning to
take hold and you will soon see some positive results.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
A personal relationship may have you stressed to the max.,
and this would be a good day to plan to take a short trip
over the coming weekend in order to get some distance
between you and your problem. Once you can see the forest
and not just a few trees, you will have it well in hand.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You are full of charm and wit today and you will find
people are more open and receptive to you and your ideas.
Make the most of this day by going after what you want in
the job market, for today you will get it. Home based
ideas also look good.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
A weekend getaway is favored for you and a loved one.
If a loved one can't go, ask a friend to go along and
double your fun. Work today is mainly routine and you
could get off fairly early which will give you a head
start on this beautiful weekend.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Following your intuition will be a wise thing to do today
as a strong urge, or feeling that you really should be
somewhere, could put you in the right place at just the
right time. If you are single this could lead to a wonder-
ful romance and lifelong love affair.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A small tiff on the job may put your employment in jeopardy
but the truth wills out and you are cleared. Evening will
bring a small disappointment that will lead to a greater
satisfaction if you follow your heart on this matter.
Listen to a friend tonight.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Unexpected help from behind the scenes go in your favor
today as you are given an on the spot promotion due to
the actions of a certain person. A loved one will need
all your attention tonight to keep him or her from mak-
ing a life shattering mistake.
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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 346 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Mon, May 1, 2000 (13:12) * 69 lines
May 1, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You surprise someone who expected little of you. For now, it's fun to play a game that you know you'll always win. Once the first flush of victory wears off, consider a challenge more worthy of your skills.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Stand up and put your foot down. Things have gone far enough in a direction that you don't like. The first step won't be easy, but you can't afford to wait another day.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
There's music in the water and magic in the air. You have unlimited access to the people, objects or activities that you find most precious. Your biggest secret is that there's no secret at all -- just try to explain that one.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
It only looks as though you're doing nothing. Stealth and strategy are vital if you hope to accomplish anything. Others will accept self-interest as a motive, as long as you're reasonable about it.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You feel like dancing around the May pole, festive ribbon firmly in hand. Regeneration begins with a shared ritual. Doing what's absolutely necessary can still be fun.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Education has its place, but knowledge without perspective can lead to mistakes. Now that you've decoded the secret message, it's time to figure out why it was sent. If others don't care, you may be on your own.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
A great mystery beckons. Through curiosity and daring, you're ready to boldly go where no Crab has gone before. Despite all the excitement, you stay calm and comfortable.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Leo's week begins in a sour mood. You can't see why there's such a big fuss. As you separate the real from the counterfeit, remember that other people are allowed to have their sense of wonder.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The fruits of your labor are truly a bumper crop. The harvest is far too big for one person to handle. Expand your operation cautiously. This bounty could fade away just as quickly as it appeared.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
How can anybody work when the workers are all busy celebrating? Like the other Fire and Air signs, you see others as little more than wet blankets. For now, stop complaining and take care of yourself.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Now that it's May Day, Spring is unquestionably here. The natural world teases you with its brilliance and wealth. Surrender to the animal within you. Your gifts will soon become obvious.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Be careful what you lose. If something disappears, it could be a sign that you were never meant to have it. It's important that you seem competent and in control to the person who evaluates your behavior.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 347 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, May 2, 2000 (14:45) * 66 lines
May 2, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your problem is still with you, but now you can see what's causing it. Instead of giving way to anger or regret, swing into action. You'll be most effective if you stop when you get tired.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Turn those persuasive powers on your own stubborn prejudice. You may have more in common with an opponent than with an ally. Live the life that someone in a previous age would never have dared.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
It's hard to think about the future when the present is so overwhelming. Still, the consequences of your actions should be obvious. Don't let blind passion play its tricks on you.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You feel enormously better as the shadows drop away. Success attracts success. Your plan is wide open for any profitable variation that makes a natural fit.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Fight the trend toward faster, cheaper and more. You're interested in quality instead of sheer volume. Resist the pull of the Aries Moon and do it your way.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You have a lot on your mind, and you're willing to apply it in the most useful way. Professional projects flourish in a relaxed, friendly climate. Students are receptive to complex new ideas.
Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
It seems as if you're pushing against a door that won't open. Consider changing employers or vendors, but wait before acting on this idea. Things may change when someone senses that you've had enough.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Forgive yourself for a secret victimless crime. The sooner you move on, the more excellent opportunities you'll encounter. As you move, you might notice that others are beginning to follow.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You've let an old mistake occupy the center for too long. In your case, setting things to rest will require a few apologies and explanations. Talking it out helps improve your own understanding.
Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
The Aries Moon spotlights an important relationship. Unsaid words must finally be spoken. Be optimistic, even in the face of defeat or embarrassment. The best outcome is still possible.
Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Freedom is a two-edged sword. You'd be wrong to assume that someone else would do exactly the same thing if he or she stood in your shoes. An ongoing dialogue helps everyone understand a little better.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You can be a little selfish and still be cute. People assume that your quirks and flaws are just part of the show. Apologies may be necessary around other Sagittarians, but otherwise you're golden.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 348 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, May 2, 2000 (14:50) * 70 lines
May 2, 2000
ARIES (March 21-April 19): You're feeling squeezed today, but
only if your haven't laid the basis for having options. Your
motives are tied in to your ability to achieve; seek to be of
service first.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Selfishness feels like it's not
enough today. Heed your call to join with something higher
than yourself. You sense that what you alone have is not
enough; pooled resources are more effective.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be certain that your companions are
supportive of your intentions today. The wrong company can
just as easily side-track you away from what you know you
must do.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can find that your own goals and
priorities deserve to be placed above others' today, not from
selfishness but from intrinsic merit. The more people who
benefit from your actions, the better.
LEO (July 23-August 22): You are called upon to make personal
sacrifices for a greater good today. A private relationship can
suffer when you're called away for professional reasons. Make
your exit as gracious as possible.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): The hold of the past can begin
loosening up today; you can at least get an idea of where you
should be headed in life, but it requires breaking away from
the familiar into the unknown.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Government at any level gets
your attention today. You scrutinize how elected or appointed
officials exercise their power. Are they performing their
duties wisely, or at all? They answer to you.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): Your financial investments
are important today. Be careful how you're handling someone
else's money, either directly of through a loan. Invest
another's money as if it were your own.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): Conscientiousness and
dependability are virtues to cultivate today. Your health and
diet should be attended in order to promote your vigor and
effectiveness in all areas of life.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Your influence on your
children should be subtle but firm today. Let them make their
own decisions, but be ready to help them if they get into
trouble. Be a helpful guide, not an overseer.
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): It's no time to wait for
others. When you see something needs to be done, take
responsibility and do it yourself. Establish your own ground-
rules and procedures instead of being told what to do.
PISCES (February 19-March 20): You feel like there's no time
to lose today, but don't the rush interfere with your common
sense. Your intensity can make you skip steps, rush too far
ahead unprepared, or endanger your health.
------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.
By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 349 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, May 2, 2000 (18:34) * 70 lines
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth today, just count your blessings and say thank you. Family comes first with you
today, and all the other days as well, and you take the necessary time to help a family member; that makes a big
difference in their life.
TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Speaking of horses, you may have an occasion to make a bet today but you will be wise to turn it down as this does not
seem to be your lucky day for games of chance, or risk taking. Friends will come to your rescue after nightfall.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
The twins are wading in high cotton today as some of the investments you made a while ago begins to pay off for you;
at last your ship is on the horizon. A friend is going to need you and your white horse tonight, so like Sir Galahad, or Joan
of Arc, you show up in the nick of time.
CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
It will take courage to hold up and withstand some of the things that life and/or Mother Nature can throw at you and you
do very well in holding your own today. Remember that to an adult a child's problems are next to nothing, but to the child
they are nearly devastating, help where you can.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Keep up, and add to, yesterdays good work and head start that you have given yourself, your excellence has not gone
unnoticed by your superiors. Tonight would be a good time for a social get together with some friends and spend the
evening just enjoying yourself, let the worries wait.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
If you be a good person in your own right, which you are, the only thing anyone can say about you will be good things
and what a powerful witness for you unto God that will make. Try to catch up with work early tonight and spend some rime
with the family.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Travel will figure prominently in your plans today but don't be surprised if your itinerary gets changed about just a bit by
your passenger. Friends will be over to see you off and wish you luck. A telephone call sets you on the way.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A quarrel at work could cause some hard feelings and bad working conditions unless you step in and set things right
again. Your leadership shines through when they are more than glad to follow your directions. A situation at home may
also call for your special touch.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
You have always prided yourself on being a friend in need and a friend indeed whether or not you were shown the same
consideration yourself. Today you long for something more, some little thing that will show some people are glad of, and
appreciate your help; a simple thank you would do the trick.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Don't let worries and money problems bog you down and stall your engine of progress. It is time to think of career
moves, job opportunities, and/or higher learning or a training update. Don't despair, you have a lot of potential so live up
to it.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Depression only does one thing for the person who is carrying it around on their shoulders, it makes them depressed.
Now, have you ever seen a more useless thing to haul about? Shake it lose and get on with the rest of your life.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Broken hearts do hurt, and sometimes they last a lifetime. The lifetime ones last only because the person allows the
pain to hang around and bedevil him or her. Love has to be a two way proposition for it to work out as a permanent thing
and I bet you can find it, soon, if you don't quit looking.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 350 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, May 2, 2000 (19:06) * 20 lines
Hmmm...curious one:
Gemini
(May 21-June 21)
Image: "In a sunny park, 3 young girls playing jump rope"
Message: Celebration, belonging, trust.
Social messages and new group invitations are on the rise this week, Gem. Sunday through
Tuesday watch for friends or co-workers to quickly establish new social routines and explore
fresh forms of entertainment. This is a strong time to begin new friendships, Gem, or take on extra
educational course work. Many Geminis will now, and over the next 6 days, experience a steady
broadening of social options. Don't hold back, Gem: recent home tensions or family stress are
now due to fade. Late Wednesday afternoon watch also for a rare financial opportunity or
dramatically expanded business project. Some Geminis, especially those born early in June, will
now be asked to double their efforts in the workplace. Don't hesitate to adopt new attitudes and
duties, Gem: others will this week expect a quick and decisive response to new proposals.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 351 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, May 2, 2000 (19:08) * 61 lines
For the week of May 1-7, 2000
Cancer
(June 22-July 22)
Image: "At a busy mint, a silver press stamping out coins"
Message: Creating wealth.
This week, Cancer, subtle new career options may arrive. Pay close attention to the hints, gestures
or quick announcements of authority figures. Over the next 5 to 6 days many Cancerians may be
asked to adopt a more public approach to business relationships or address new marketing and
advertising concerns in the workplace. Wait for added information or assignments to arrive later
this month, Cancer: much of this may develop slowly in the weeks to come. Late Tuesday morning
watch also for a powerful wave of romantic attraction and business creativity to arrive. Some
Cancerians, especially those born prior to 1974, may now experience a dramatic need for unique
thinking or artistic awareness in the workplace. Romantic relationships will also be affected,
Cancer: before next week expect loved ones to now plan unusual events or quietly seductive
evenings. An exciting week, Cancer: enjoy!
For the week of May 1-7, 2000
Libra
(September 23-October 23)
Image: "At a summer festival, clowns, jugglers and giggling children"
Message: Joining in.
Love affairs and subtle flirtations will have a strong emotional appeal this week, Libra. Fresh social
attitudes or public romantic overtures will now draw friends or potential mates into your inner
circle, Libra: expect quick invitations and renewed social interest over the next 5 to 6 days. Some
Librans, especially those born before October 15th, may also experience the return of a past
colleague or cancelled work project. If so, Libra, expect fast money complications here but long
term success. In the coming few weeks, LIbra, business success and workplace respect can be
gained by attending quickly to the unfinished projects of the past. Past financial issues or firmly
set policies may also have a strong influence: watch for key officials to now publically challenge
new ideas, suggestions or requests. Expect surprising reversals, Libra: important decisions from
authority figures may now be delayed.
For the week of May 1-7, 2000
Sagittarius
(November 23-December 21)
Image: "At a crowded church service, a crystal bell gently ringing"
Message: Hearing the truth.
For the next few days, Sage, private moments in key relationships may be both intensely seductive
and emotionally confusing. Expect loved ones or new romantic partners to offer scattered
passions and mixed social signals: vulnerability, self reflection and powerful attraction may now
be a theme. Remain patiently attentive, Sage: at present, others may need to clarify their actions,
plans or social obligations. Tuesday through Thursday also accent quick family changes or home
discussions. Key areas of concern may be competing social plans between relatives, cancelled
events or ongoing changes to home routines. Before next week rest and gain perspective, Sage:
minor power struggles in the home or long held romantic doubts will soon fade.
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Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 352 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Tue, May 2, 2000 (22:47) * 104 lines
May 3, 2000
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is a good day for attending to financial affairs and
finalizing loans. You will experience a certain amount of
superiority to those around you but be very careful that
it remains your secret, else you will put people off from
you that you need as boosters.
TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
The irresistible force finally meets the immovable object
today as you stand your ground and get your points in and
across at the same time. In this case a firm stand is the
only thing that is ever going to work, that or packing up
and leaving. You must make the decision.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Life does not have to be so confused and confusing, take
a page from a great author and "simplify, simplify".
Intrigue is fine if you are a spy, but it can get pretty
boring to a spouse who already suspects you of cheating;
best to cool the cloak and dagger stuff for a while.
CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Always helpful to other people and don't feel that the
powers that be will help you? Try closely following your
dreams and the symbolism found in them for your own help
and guidance, you will be amazed. It is done unto you
even as you believe. Simple fact.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
It is not like Leo to complain but today you seem to be
locked in to it. Friends may not want to stick around
and help if they hear only a stream of complaints.
Change the subject and keep the help for your pet
project.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A promise made a couple of months ago is now due to be
fulfilled so don't hesitate as this person is nervous
enough about what the near future may hold, and at the
present time yours is the only lifeline that has been
offered. You follow through and set this persons mind
at ease.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
It may not be too late to convince someone that you
deserve a second chance as this person is truly in
love with you, and if you make your statements of
promise with love and caring then you will see a
wonderful transformation; this time keep your
promises.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your web design ideas are smokin' and this is a good
time to implement them as action is called for at
this stage of the game; new ideas will come as needed.
Others will find they have very creative ideas on ways
to increase their incomes at this time.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Family problems take precedence over all else today and
you go a long way toward solving most of them. Some
problems must be worked out and solved by the owner of
the situation, no matter how much you want to help you
will not be able to.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Helping a friend stay out of trouble is the main thing
that concerns you as you set about changing things for
this person; remember, this person must desire all the
changes you are helping to bring about or all your
efforts will dissolve away like quicksilver through
your fingers.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A happy day for you as you greet a family member that
you have not seen for years. You are more than happy
to see this person so you open your home to him or
her for as long as they care to stay. All the news
from home puts the icing on your cake.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
An old flame rekindles the sparks in your life and
you dare to hope again about this person. The
chances are good that this time is right for the
two of you to make a go out of what is most
assuredly a big case of romantic love, on both
sides.
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 353 of 1282: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Wed, May 3, 2000 (05:46) * 1 lines
Wonder what today's will be?
Topic 43 of 52 [spirit]: today's horoscope
Response 354 of 1282: Marcia (MarciaH) * Wed, May 3, 2000 (14:01) * 76 lines
look above...and here is another:
May 3, 2000
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
It's strategically wise to expect the worst, but your imagination could take you too far. Get some perspective from a loved one. Daylight adds rich highlights to dark colors.
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You can work your magic with the simplest of materials. You feel like revealing your secrets, even if the world isn't quite ready to hear them. Be aware of other people's comfort levels.
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You busily await something that might not be ready to happen for a long time. Look rationally at