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Topic 4 of 32: today's horoscope

Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (09:14) | Paul Terry Walhus (terry)
Today's horoscope. Be sure to mention which sign!


1288 responses total.

 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 1 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (09:15) * 14 lines 
 
For all you Sag's

InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
A sense of unexplained mystery might hover throughout your day. It may or
may not be real or easily solved. Ignore it for the moment. Your
imagination may not be the most comfortable place to be right now, but
it's still more interesting than the alternative. Since you might be
feeling slow anyway, think about what your inner voices want to tell you.
You may need to request time alone to deal with something you thought you
had gotten over a long time ago. Do you need to check in with someone? Act
on these feelings tomorrow if you still have them.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 2 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jan 12, 1999 (22:55) * 11 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 7, 1999

The ancient Greek word klimax had several meanings. My favorite: a
ladder to heaven by which a dreamer's soul arrived at an erotic tryst
with a divine being who imparted precious secrets. I bring this up,
Cancerian, because I believe the fates will bestow the gift of a klimax
on you this week. I hope you'll keep a pen and notebook by your bed so
you can scribble down a record of your electrifying rendezvous right
after it occurs. I swear it'll become a metaphorical talisman for you,
the symbol of a new chapter in your mythic quest for intriguing love.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 3 of 1288: wer  (wer) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (00:39) * 12 lines 
 
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 7, 1999

Even if you're not a starving artist, you're on the verge of a coup that
every starving artist dreams about. It's the arrival of an X-factor that
could help you get funding or hike your ratings or attract a booster.
And get this: You may only have to sell out a little bit in order to
claim your prize, perhaps not at all. In fact, the deal probably won't
come together unless you're at least 90 percent faithful to maintaining
your integrity. So make your wares more visible, Sagittarius, but
without resorting to vulgar hype or exaggerated claims. With quiet
confidence, promote the simple truth about what a miracle you are.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 4 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (06:17) * 1 lines 
 
Check that out Ree Head!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 5 of 1288: T Patrick McCourt  (PT) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (14:50) * 1 lines 
 
Wow, wer, where are you getting this stuff?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 6 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (14:52) * 1 lines 
 
http://www.realastrology.com/


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 7 of 1288: T Patrick McCourt  (PT) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (15:01) * 1 lines 
 
Thanks, I'll have to check that out.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 8 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (22:01) * 10 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 14, 1999

I'll confess a deep, dark secret from my own past if you confess one
from yours. Me first? OK, In the 1980's I wrote a sexed-up astrology
column for Gentleman's Companion, a porn magazine edited by Larry
Flynt's wife Althea Flynt. What's worse, I secretly enjoyed it. Now it's
your turn, my fellow Cancerian. Find a good, kind listener you can trust
with your shame, and share your terrible burden. You'll be amazed at the
psychic energy it'll liberate.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 9 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (22:03) * 10 lines 
 
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 14, 1999

These days you have an unusually strong talent for spotting vulnerable
chinks in the armor of allies and enemies alike. On the other hand, your
allies are highly inclined to see the best in you and your enemies are
liable to overestimate your strength. So are you going to milk these odd
blessings for all they're worth, Sagittarius? No, not unless you're
willing to risk one hell of a backlash in a couple weeks. But you can
safely milk them for about half of what they're worth.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 10 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (05:35) * 2 lines 
 
These are wacky.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 11 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (05:50) * 12 lines 
 
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Sagittarius
The reality that you've been eluding finally catches up with you. You may
be pleasantly surprised at how palatable it can be. Are you sure you
didn't suspect that one of your followers holds a special affection for
you? You may not need to make a decision now, but at least you know the
possibility exists. Once again you manage to turn a normal day into an
exciting journey. The only difference from the last few days is that now
you feel more responsible for your actions. If you're already behaving
like a saint, so much the better.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 12 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (07:26) * 22 lines 
 
And here's Sag's from the local http://www.astrofish.com

Kind of a local slant on 'scopes . . .

Thursday, 14-Jan-99 07:18:55 CST

I was doing my humble duty and hauling the trash out to the back of my
truck this morning, and I thought to myself, "Self, this is an excellent
metaphor for Sagittarius for this week." Now, what you need to remember
this week is to put a tarp over all that trash which is riding around in
the back of your truck. You might want to make a detour or two before you
get to the dump. And nothing is worse than having all your trash, the
stuff you were trying to throw away, get scattered all over the highway.
Worse, is finding it on the mythical Main Street. I just worry that my
garbage might wind up on Congress Avenue, here in town. So do a little
follow up on your trip to the dump, and make sure you don't scatter too
much trash before you get there. Some obnoxious person might find your
address and then it's a scene from a song, just like "Alice's Restaurant."

... and the grumpy sister down the road in Cedar Creek just called a few
days ago to complain about a pizza box in my trash. Jennifer denied it
and so did the rest of my room mates.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 13 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (07:30) * 12 lines 
 
And from the same site, here's Cancers:

Does the term "flame" mean anything to you? I'm not talking about the term
"flame" as in searing heat of a BBQ lit flame. No, and I'm not talking
about the pejorative use of the term of "flaming" as in respect to a
person's apparent sexual orientation, either. Nope, the flame I'm talking
about is reserved for a virulent form of written communication, oftentimes
referred to as "flame mail." Flames get fanned into a roaring fires, and
often as not, over some stupid little idea. So this is a week to be
careful with that communication because I know you're right, you know
you're right, it's just that third party who seems to be a bit obdurate.
Don't fan their flames, if you know what I mean.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 14 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (23:13) * 1 lines 
 
so you read XL today too, huh?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 15 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (05:40) * 16 lines 
 
Yep, you saw my comments about the Spring being ignored in Gregory's
pebbles awards for local websites. Did you write your protest letter yet?
Has anyone?

In case you forgot, it's:


Gregory Kallenberg -
gkallenberg@statesman.com



This is the one and the same Gregory Kallenberg who once wrote:

"If you're looking for the best online gossip and chat in Austin and
surrounding areas, you shouldn't miss Spring.net. On his site, you can
talk about anything from art to Internet to sex. It's edgy and cool." -
Gregory Kallenberg, tech culture column, XL, Austin American Statesman,
8/27/98.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 16 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (05:47) * 16 lines 
 
InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
All at once, you might lose your sense of humor. An act or a word could
hit too close to home, and it is no laughing matter. As long as nothing
too serious has happened, you will be yourself again soon enough. If a
financial setback, however minor, seems to color everything a shade of
gray, try to console yourself by thinking about the other things in your
life that matter. The people in your life are determined to get some of
your attention even though you think you want to spend the entire weekend
moping about money, . As long as the gang doesn't insist on going
shopping, you should have a good time.

Well, scratch that weekend at Highland Mall off my schedule. Riette,
watch out for that gang of shoppers!




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 17 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (09:09) * 1 lines 
 
yes, Terry, I did...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 18 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 15, 1999 (09:16) * 1 lines 
 
Thanks! What about the rest of youse!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 19 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (11:46) * 1 lines 
 
(the url above for astrofish should be http://www.astrofish.net/ )


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 20 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (18:53) * 1 lines 
 
They change their scopes once a week instead of daily.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 21 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (02:24) * 72 lines 
 
HOROGIRL's Horoscopes for 1999
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20). It may not be the most romantic
year of your life, but hey--at least you're not suffering like some of
the other signs. News for this week is good for your finances---and how
they reflect the real you! You are all set for a huge professional push,
and this week gets you going.
AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 18). This year, You want to go
wild---and that seems like a good idea, but be sensitive to a few times
throughout the year when that will backfire on you ROYALLY. This week,
you are the love-bucket. Fill 'er up!
PISCES (February 19 - March 22). You're more focussed on getting work
right, rather than love---at least for a pisces. That's your saving
grace this year. It's true for the whole year, and never more so than
this week. Use the early part of the week to get your support in place,
before you do a Garbo, and retreat to your solitude for the real work.
ARIES (March 23 - April 20) BE ALL YOU CAN BE---but don't eat all you
can eat. Jupiter is in your sign this year, so you'll rock. Jupiter
rules everything BIG---so think big, act big, plan big, but be careful
with what you eat, or you'll BE big. Sky's the limit---as long as you
don't totally piss people off. You've got a choice, be your own
egotistical bad self, all by yourself, or work it a little, and make
room for someone else's viewpoint in your world view.
TAURUS (April 21 - May 22). Hide under a rock. Wait, no, don't hide
under a rock. Whatever you do, wear a seatbelt. This could be the year
you take off---but what a year it will be! Oh yeah, and--rely on your
friends. Don't fight them. You're a lover, not a fighter. Remind
yourself of this often, over the course of this next year. You've got a
couple of REALLY wild years ahead. This week, your career gets back into
the swing.
GEMINI (May 23 - June 21). Power struggles, baby. They're exciting,
right? Yeah, and life changing, and dangerous. Just bear all that in
mind. It's a weird one--year, not week---for you. Lots of work, that may
seem to be exactly what you DON'T want to do----and may SEEM to be out
of keeping with your plans for yourself, and your ideas about yourself.
Don't be so sure. Relationships are big, though,and even if the year is
weird, YOU are are at an unusal creative peak. This week is a juicy one,
so enjoy.
CANCER (June 22 - July 22). Just be glad you're not a Taurus, this year.
Money is a big focus this year, so pay close attention to your
resources, and how they fit into your plans. Don't lend money to one
night stands. In fact, you might not even want to lend money to your
husband or wife, this year. Love and money don't mix well for you this
year. This week is a good time to start.
LEO (July 23 - August 23). One word for the year: ouch. Remind yourself
that sometimes it hurts a bit to get a splinter pulled, or some other
necessary minor evil cleared, (which frees you up). Big success is
definitely available to you---huge success. But there are a few
splinters in your butt along the way.
VIRGO (August 24 - September 23). You'll probably manage the turmoil and
tumult of the year better than most. Bless you. My only warning has to
do with love/sex/friendship: Don't make a "brother" or "sister" into a
lover, this year. And vice versa. This week, enjoy the love at home AND
at work. Its a little creative bliss factory. Time to get to work on
things you love!
LIBRA (September 24 - October 23). How to balance the need for
excitement and dramatic flair, with your long term desires? Some of you
will just do it by having the wildest year imaginable. That's one way to
avoid answering the tough questions. But the REAL male and female libra
mensches out there will do it by having the hottest, most challenging,
most rewarding, and most stimulating one-on-one relationship of your
life.
SCORPIO (October 24 - November 23). Yikes. Watch your temper, and the
temper of others about you. That doesn't mean supress it. But whoa. What
an explosive year. Be grateful for your true friends. And try not to
pick fights with them. That goes for lovers, too. Learn how to fight
fair, and then you can fight all you want. This week, it's not really a
problem, though, so just enjoy that!
SAGITTARIUS (November 24 - December 21). Oh, just go wild this year. Who
cares-- it's the last year of the millenium. Keep busy and keep working.
It's another crazy year for you---but you're getting used to that, and
that's a GOOD thing! This week, you'll mostly have fun, running around
like crazy.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 22 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Jan 18, 1999 (10:49) * 14 lines 
 
Here's mine and Ree Girls.. the Sagfolks.
(what are some other signs here besides wers Cancer?)

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Sagittarius
Everyone has a good heart and an open mind today. It could be because your
presence makes them feel valued. Or because your words carry the weight of
truth and the softness of compassion. You feel safe among strangers you
might normally fear. In fact, you wonder why you ever worried about them.
All people are filled with the glow of their humanity. Nobody has anything
to hide. You might be called upon to make a speech -- whatever you choose
to say, you will impress them. An acquaintance feels drawn to deepen your
relationship.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 23 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (09:43) * 9 lines 
 
Sagittarius

Keep your mind and schedule open. Leave blanks to fill in in your little
black book and time available to schedule some fun. You are quick to
comprehend and apply new ideas. These could be yours from your brain or
from the masterful minds of others. Ignore your mother's advice and talk
to strangers. Start up a random conversation in order to figure out
someone's story, but make sure you have their permission or it could seem
a bit strange. Go someplace different and pretend to be someone else.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 24 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (21:52) * 1 lines 
 
now that one I like...especially in the context in which it is being presented!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 25 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 22, 1999 (08:43) * 10 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 21, 1999

One approach you could take, I suppose, would be to seize the Devil by
the nose with red hot tongs and make him promise to never, ever tempt
you again. Unfortunately, though that may be effective in the short run,
it's likely to result in him seeking revenge at a later date. A better
angle, in my opinion, would be to negotiate with the Devil. Tell you'll
agree to be thrown into an uproar by certain selected temptations as
long as they have the potential to make you wiser, sexier, and funnier.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 26 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jan 22, 1999 (08:44) * 11 lines 
 
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 21, 1999

Today, Sagittarius, wear rags and sprinkle dirt on your head to signify
your insignificance and humility. Tomorrow, bedeck yourself with silk
and crown yourself with a garland to express your profound diginity and
divinity. The next day, combine the adornments of the previous two days
and celebrate the raging contradiction that is your life. Maybe then
you'll be receptive to my belief that the best way to pursue your dreams
is to cultivate a passionate indifference to the question of whether you
are an unimportant nobody or a glorious hero.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 27 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jan 22, 1999 (13:19) * 1 lines 
 
But, I always wear rags ...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 28 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (14:00) * 1 lines 
 
well, sounds like you need some silk ones, as well...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 29 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (17:37) * 1 lines 
 
Scorpio here.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 30 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 24, 1999 (13:22) * 13 lines 
 
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of January 21, 1999

A private citizen, James Swann, once paid off the entire national debt
of the United States out of the goodness of his heart. It was back in
1796, when the sum was puny compared to today's $5.6 trillion. Still, I
think we could approach a similar feat in 1999 if a whole gang of
America's top plutocrats pitched in. Now it so happens that this is an
excellent time for Scorpios of all stripes to overflow with charitable
contributions, whether it be of the financial or emotional kind.
Therefore, I call on Scorpios Bill Gates and Ted Turner to get the ball
rolling. Pony up $50 billion between you, dudes, and we'll be almost one
percent of the way home!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 31 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Mon, Jan 25, 1999 (22:33) * 1 lines 
 
Ugh! My karma is about finances??


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 32 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (23:53) * 11 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of January 28, 1999

My left brain pontificates, "You're not performing your duties in a
manner consistent with the task of becoming a more efficient and useful
social unit." But my right brain screams, "Explode the goddamn mold,
wild maestro! Bust out of your straitjacket and jam it in the jaws of
the neurotic guard dogs! Spit into the winter wind! Moon the wrongfully
privileged!" Meanwhile, my north brain coos, "Please carry out your
duties in a manner consistent with the task of quietly dismantling the
goddarn mold."


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 33 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (23:56) * 14 lines 
 
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of January 28, 1999

If you're offended by vulgar metaphors, even those designed to shock you
into being more ferociously true to yourself, stop reading now. This
horoscope contains graphic testimony from a Sagittarius reader. "Years
ago," says Janet from Austin, "a therapist told me that eventually I
would hear a Big Pop. It would come, he said, when I got my head out of
my ass. Now, finally, I think I'm close to fulfilling my shrink's
prediction. Why? Because I realize how my beloved Jupiterian
expansiveness has hurt me. I see that I'm a great problem-solver for
everyone else except myself; I help the whole world but neglect to help
poor old me. Tell me I'm ready, Dr. Brezsny. Tell me the Big Pop is
imminent." (Dear Janet: It is, for a majority of your tribe.)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 34 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (23:58) * 15 lines 
 
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of January 28, 1999

Psychologist James Hillman says images have an uncanny power to hurt or
heal. In that spirit, I offer you a dream I had; may it cure your
smoldering dementia. In the dream, you're a mad scientist, clad in
purple frock coat and orange pants, who has just run out of your
laboratory clutching test tubes full of bubbling green liquids. You seem
exasperated, at wit's end. You turn your face up and yell in the
direction of heaven, though your words sound like gibberish. In
response, the giant hand of God reaches down from the clouds to offer
you a boon. The fingernails on the divine hand are painted cherry red
and there's a blue band-aid partially covering a booboo on the wrist.
And the gift? It's a miniature pink ferris wheel with six yellow
canaries riding in the cars.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 35 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Feb  1, 1999 (09:21) * 2 lines 
 
That Sag 'scope is awesome, does that apply to you as well, Ree Ree?



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 36 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (01:04) * 8 lines 
 
cancer for
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2

Priorities change over time, and refusing to review them can leave you
trapped in a time warp. Eliminate what's obsolete to make room for the
new. You're plenty competent in your career, but your unpopularity with
a superior could block your progress. Someone who wants to be kissed
where you won't put your lips can be appeased by other means.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 37 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (00:42) * 1 lines 
 
I don't even GET mine! I'm sure all that imagery is supposed to be significant...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 38 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (01:41) * 13 lines 
 
InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
Your job description or your role around the house may not allow much room
for flexibility. You don't have to be so boxed in, though, think about
what you'd like to change in your immediate environment. If you plan well
enough, you can get the wheels spinning in the direction of your choice.
You can control your course better than anyone else. You work efficiently,
although perhaps without much joy. Could you be diminishing your own
accomplishments or not rewarding yourself for a job well done? It would
help if you felt your efforts on the job were worth something more than
merely a paycheck. What type of work would make you feel good?

Answer. Quality assurance in a bikini factory.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 39 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (14:20) * 21 lines 
 
Gemini:

Wednesday, February 3, 1999

The sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Virgo. You can learn an enormous amount today, possibly through a conversation with a foreigner.
It looks like there's some sort of distance involved. Either you're calling
long distance, or the person is from far away, or you're actually getting
this information in a college setting. That's one of the other possibilities,
since travel, foreigners and colleges are all covered by the same area of
the chart. At any rate, It looks like the information is there. All you have to
do is soak it up. Later, there will be a conflict that's not so easily
resolved. Things won't come together, but don't despair. A separation may
actually be better for all concerned right now, leading to growth and new
insights.

On a scale of 0 (most challenging) to 10 (easiest), here are your levels for
today: Love: 5 Work: 6 Communications: 7

By Linda Black, Tribune Media Services syndicated columnist.

(oh no, they're gonna send me back to the desert!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 40 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:37) * 1 lines 
 
maybe the distance thing just involves us here on the Spring, Wolf...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 41 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:40) * 11 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of February 4, 1999

My dictionary of symbols says that the king's highway is an ancient term
that means an undeviating path leading straight to the source. It
represents a vigorous and high-minded approach, and in most situations I
would recommend it to you. Not now, though. I believe that on your
current mission, you would go astray if you took the king's highway.
Only a scruffy, winding path will teach you all you need to know to take
full advantage of the treasure you'll find at the end of your journey.
Let's call this crooked course the trickster's highway.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 42 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:40) * 1 lines 
 
maybe....could read anything into it, huh? and folks have been pretty scarce around here.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 43 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:41) * 13 lines 
 
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Week of February 4, 1999

I'm sure that at various times in the past, you've had your heart stolen
and your mind blown. But have you ever had your mind stolen and your
heart blown? Speaking of amazing sensations, you know the funny-bone
feeling that's usually localized in your elbow? This week you'll be
visited by a psychic, head-to-toe version of it. There's one other
boggling sensation in the works, too, but in order to get the full
benefits of it, you'll have to make yourself outrageously receptive.
Have you ever taken an out-of-body jaunt while you were still more or
less awake, giving you glimpses of gorgeous new temptations that
ultimately inspire you to rise above your satanic self-denial?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 44 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:42) * 13 lines 
 
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of February 4, 1999

Joseph Campbell said that in fairy tales, protagonists who drop the
reins as they ride their horses are symbolically giving in to instinct.
And since I dreamed of you doing exactly that last night, I'm quite
concerned. While such a surrender might be healthy at times, it isn't
now. You urgently need to go against the flow of your natural patterns
and ancient habits. In fact, your creative energies will flourish in
March only if you sublimate and transcend like mad during the next two
weeks. So please try to correct the problem some night soon: Dream of
keeping a firm grip on the reins--or, if you happen to be driving a
vehicle, on the steering wheel.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 45 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:43) * 14 lines 
 
(and back to your bikinis, Terry...)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of February 4, 1999

Events this week will make a man out of you--if you're a woman. And
they'll make a woman out of you if you're a man. I'm exaggerating a
little, of course. The transsexual crossover I'm talking about will be
happening in the deep dark closet of your psyche. Nevertheless, it won't
be a mere abstraction. Your body will undergo actual chemical
alterations. And woe be to you, by the way, if you think there's
something bizarre about activating more of the qualities of the opposite
sex. You now have a very sexy opportunity to become a more complete and
attractive human being.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 46 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:44) * 1 lines 
 
(and yes we have, Wolf...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 47 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:46) * 1 lines 
 
that one you posted for gemini sounds pretty interesting.....


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 48 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:48) * 2 lines 
 
doesn't it just!
thought you might like it...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 49 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:48) * 3 lines 
 
ooooo...i can't stand all the tingly sensations.....

(good to see you wer!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 50 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:51) * 3 lines 
 
I made Wolf ting-gle...

(you, too!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 51 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb  3, 1999 (15:52) * 1 lines 
 
*giggle*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 52 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Feb  7, 1999 (12:28) * 11 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerians will find this
to be a good day for fun and creativity and perhaps for
some delicious romance, too -- get ready. Those involved
with sales and marketing will get good responses from
campaigns and advertising, while all Cancers will have a
day in which even the most complicated or difficult
message is easily delivered. If you are married or in a
committed relationship, either you or your partner may be
feeling uncomfortably possessive, which is creating many
problems. Try to keep your head down and move on,
staying where you are will do no one good.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 53 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Feb  8, 1999 (08:52) * 11 lines 
 
InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
The range of possibilities is overwhelming. Everywhere you look, there's
something else to distract you. If you overindulge your daydreaming, it's
going to slow you down. Your mind might wander so far, you could get lost.
It's good to dream, but it's better to get your work done and fulfill your
responsibilities first. Shift gears and match speed with reality. The
world out there is every bit as good as you could imagine. Communication
is key to enriching your relationships with those who are close to you.
Your art or creative means of expression helps others get to know you and
accept you with all your unique facets.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 54 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Feb  9, 1999 (21:50) * 10 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You have bent over so
far backwards for others that you are staring at the
ceiling. Just lie there and collect your resources for a long,
refreshing moment. Soon it will be time to stand up for
yourself. Giving too much will leave you empty, so make
a promise to yourself to indulge in something wonderful
right now. A tension is being strung between your work
life and matters that are important to you on the home
front. You must strive to balance the two or the situation
will worsen.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 55 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Feb  9, 1999 (21:51) * 1 lines 
 
will get back to ya'll on that one...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 56 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Feb 10, 1999 (06:43) * 2 lines 
 
I'm still working on yesterdays.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 57 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (02:33) * 13 lines 
 
Riette and Terry's SagScope for today:

InfoSpace Horoscopes
Sagittarius
You come back down to earth after your last round of festivities. Your
spirit is still jovial and expansive, but the incoming Capricorn Moon
gives you a purpose and a plan. You've had a good time and have been able
to relax. It is good to release some of that pressure you have been under.
This could be one of your best days ever. A good day to plan for the
future. If you are going on a journey, make sure your passport is in
order. Visit distant countries, and make new friends.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 58 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (10:16) * 1 lines 
 
(mental note for March: transcend! evolve!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 59 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (12:23) * 3 lines 
 
Cancer (June 22 to July 22)
You can look forward to seven days and nights of diarrhea...and a
lifetime of drinking Pepto-Bismol.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 60 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (12:34) * 1 lines 
 
oh my.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 61 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (12:55) * 11 lines 
 
infoseek gemini:

The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Capricorn. Your ruling planet, Mercury, is going into Pisces today.
This should be kind of interesting, since Pisces is in your
Solar Tenth House of career and success. Many people
are successful in something that they find rather
confronting. For example, you would be most successful
quite probably in a career where you take care of others.
You're good with communication skills, so you might not
have thought of that, but healing is the real avenue you
could find most satisfying. Give it some thought.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 62 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (13:13) * 2 lines 
 
alright already...
gimme Aries somebody!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 63 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (14:46) * 19 lines 
 
infoseek aries:


The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Capricorn.
You're getting a lot luckier today. Jupiter, the big planet
of good luck, is going right into your sign. That's the good
news. The rather tricky situation that's developing is that
Mercury, the planet symbolizing the mind, is going from
analytical Aquarius into emotional Pisces. Now, when
Mercury is in Aquarius, it helps you figure things out
more quickly. You tend to be sort of an analytical type,
so that's just more power for your natural tendencies. But
when Mercury is in Pisces, it's teaching you how to be
sensitive, warm, cuddly and intuitive. Those are all nice
qualities to have, but when you're racing full speed ahead,
you might be more likely to forget all about them. That'll
be your biggest problem today, so watch out for it.

(your welcome stacey! *grin*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 64 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (17:54) * 3 lines 
 
THANKS!
but it's not right...
i'm RARELY analytical and ALWAYS emotional!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 65 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (20:26) * 1 lines 
 
oh what do the stars know anyway? (mine makes me superficial and flighty--i'm NOTHING like that in real life *giggle* (ok, not superficial)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 66 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (23:45) * 15 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of February 11, 1999

Wild-hearted Mars plunged into your House of Erotic Intrigue two weeks
ago, and will be swirling around in that sensitive area for an
unprecedented five months in 1999. (The last time Mars made such an
intense and prolonged visit here was the first seven months of 1984.) I
predict that in response, most of you Cancerians will be consumed by one
of two fates. Some of you will fall prey to the idiotic notion
(propogandized incessantly by pop music) that love is more meaningful
when it's interwoven with jealousy, deception, and obsession. Others of
you will explore scarily sacred depths of intimacy with partners you'll
learn to trust more than you thought possible. Decisions you make this
Valentine season will have a major impact on which path you ultimately
take.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 67 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (23:46) * 13 lines 
 
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Week of February 11, 1999

My Valentine's gift to you is to help you boost your sense of how
attractive you are. To start, close your eyes and visualize the most
alluring person you know. He or she is standing in front of you, wearing
whatever you want or nothing at all. Now imagine that this gorgeous
angel is gazing at you with tender desire. Bask in that aura for a
while, then add to the scene another equally stunning person, also
giving you goo-goo eyes. Insert still another raving beauty or
irresistible hunk, and another, and another. Don't stop until you have
arrayed before you in your mind's eye ten enticing people of your
favorite gender--and they're all glowing with sweet hot love for you.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 68 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (23:49) * 15 lines 
 
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Week of February 11, 1999

I have a special togetherness exercise for you and your Valentine. It's
called Siamese Twins. First, go to a thrift store and buy a jumbo unisex
outfit, like a Godzilla-sized sweater and sweat pants with a 60-inch
waist. At home, strip down to your underwear, then squeeze yourselves
into your joint costume. Each one of you will be able to have only one
arm waving free, of course. The other will have to be wrapped around the
torso of your sweetheart beneath the sweater. Similarly, each of you
gets one pant leg for both your legs. Once you're ensconced, spend two
hours and 22 minutes working as a single, coordinated unit: Tie shoes,
prepare tea, play hopscotch. Careening crazily till you fall down is
highly recommended; let's see how good you can get at lifting yourselves
up when you're like a turtle on its back.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 69 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (23:50) * 11 lines 
 
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of February 11, 1999

Polls reveal that almost three-fourths of all people think everyone else
is having more fun than they are. For Scorpios, the percentage is even
higher, an incredible 88 percent. Given your preference for intensity
over contentment, and deep meaning over nice gestures, your suspicions
may actually have a factual basis much of the time. I can assure you,
however, that they are utterly without foundation right now. Every
cosmic omen is screaming to me that this Valentine season should begin
one of the happiest, most pleasurable periods you've known in years.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 70 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (23:51) * 11 lines 
 
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Week of February 11, 1999

Which will it be this Valentine season, boss, war or love? You can't
have both. Will you devote your considerable resources to designing an
ingenious and covert form of revenge? Or will you channel that same
energy into conjuring a breakthrough in your ability to blend compassion
and lust? To define the question from a different angle, will you
exultantly spew out projections of ugliness on your beloved enemy, or
will you diligently hunt for the missing keys to awakening your
beloved's secret fire?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 71 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (00:20) * 8 lines 
 
Cancer's
Year Ahead: You excel in snuggling. But in 1999, you'll get a crash
course in sex from Mr. Libido (a.k.a. Mars). There will be a strong
emphasis on hands-on experience. Classes go from January 26th to March
18th. After a review period from May 5th through July 4th, lessons
resume until September 2nd. Your required reading is the Kama Sutra and
The Joy of Sex. You'll have lots of homework, so get ready to burn the
midnight oil.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 72 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Feb 13, 1999 (13:47) * 9 lines 
 
Cancer's for the

WEEKEND OF FEBRUARY 13

Don't be frustrated by the slowness of a revelation. Information that
comes incrementally is more easily encoded. Mind your motives and your
integrity with regard to a partner. Disappointment is no excuse to break
the rules. Practice better economics so that debits don't exceed
credits. A Sunday frolic with a loved one provides overdue fun.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 73 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Sun, Feb 14, 1999 (20:44) * 1 lines 
 
Love those cosmic omens!! Yessir, this is going to be my millenium, I just know it...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 74 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Mon, Feb 15, 1999 (21:49) * 9 lines 
 
Cancer for
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15

An unexpected disruption may dash your plans†-- but you're good in a
crisis, because you're quick on your feet. The need to dance to someone
else's tune makes you appreciate your own choice of music. Beware of
blind optimism. Look before you leap into a seemingly great opportunity.
It may not sustain the weight of your expectations, and could collapse
under heavier scrutiny.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 75 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (00:21) * 9 lines 
 
cancer's for
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17

It's a beautiful day to frolic in the recesses of memory and
imagination. In other words, you need a break from reality†-- perhaps to
repair a broken heart or spirit. Creativity you can't contain may lead
you to investigate a new career. The steps necessary to make the
transition aren't as onerous as you think. A flurry of worry dissipates
as you indulge in recreation.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 76 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (16:00) * 13 lines 
 
Gemini: 17 Feb 99

The Sun is in Aquarius and the Moon is in Pisces. Your
assignment for today is to listen carefully. It looks like
someone is trying to teach you something, but the lesson
may not come through words alone. You're also being
taught by example. A person you admire very much is
quite likely to do something you find difficult. The clue
here is that this person finds it easy. If you see something
like that happening, pay attention. You can mimic what
the other person does, even if you can't quite explain it.
Imitation, besides being the very best form of flattery, is
also an excellent way to learn.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 77 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (17:46) * 1 lines 
 
so, what didja learn?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 78 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (19:01) * 1 lines 
 
that they're sending me off into the wild blue yonder again in spring.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 79 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (21:54) * 2 lines 
 
same bat-place,
same bat-station?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 80 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (10:54) * 1 lines 
 
nope, better locale, but still, i'll miss my baby girl's 6th b-day. she'll never forgive me :(


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 81 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (10:59) * 15 lines 
 
gemini, 19 feb:


The Sun is going into Pisces and the Moon is in Aries.
The Moon's transit through Aries today should let you
know who your friends are. They're the ones who are
bringing you good luck, but also a little stern coaching. If
you get off track, one of your friends is bound to let you
know about it and reel you back in. That's important,
because sometimes you get sidetracked. Today, that's not
a good idea. As the Sun goes into Pisces, where it'll be by
tomorrow, your career opportunities start opening up.
You're going to have to have done the homework,
though, or you won't be ready when opportunity knocks.
Today, practice.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 82 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (13:58) * 1 lines 
 
Sorry to hear that Wolf, it would break my heart to miss one of my children's birthdays. Where are you going?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 83 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (16:14) * 3 lines 
 
that horoscope for us twins should've read 18 feb.

autumn: out in the middle of nowhere, basically.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 84 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (18:05) * 1 lines 
 
Maine?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 85 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (18:06) * 10 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of February 18, 1999

After a long and semi-brilliant reign as your kick-ass guide, one of
your major influences is about to lose more than a little of its hold on
you. This is a stealthy turning point that's best faced on an empty
mind, so please wash your brain thoroughly. The fertile new imprints
that are on their way will be much more effective in inspiring
brainstorms if you're not being a nice, polite Crab trying to stay loyal
to the memory of your old teacher.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 86 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (13:23) * 9 lines 
 
cancer's for
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19

Don't inhale a superior's hot air. You may be impressionable, but you're
not blind to the writing on the wall. Your challenge is to be a rock of
stability amid a bit of a tremor. No one is better situated to look out
for number one than you. Heeding your intuition means shunning those
with murky motives. Follow a pleasure-seeker to a place of glee. A
novelty item tickles your funny bone.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 87 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (14:48) * 16 lines 
 
Gemini, 19 Feb.
The Sun is in Pisces and the Moon is in Aries. Don't dash off
and do something today just because of a friend's suggestion.
Better check and make sure that's what your client or your boss
wants. What your friend thinks is appropriate might be
completely different. Unless your friend is paying your salary,
his or her opinion is, well, an opinion. Sorry, but that's all it
amounts to. You can do projects like that on your own time,
but if you're on company time, better check and make sure
you're on the right track before you race off in a new direction.
The odds are better you'll be asked to do something you've
done before. Even if that seems confining, if that's how you
pay the rent, that's what you ought to be doing.

what? now's NOT a good time to give up my retirement paycheck for a job at wally world?



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 88 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (23:22) * 1 lines 
 
that implies that there is a good time for that...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 89 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Tue, Feb 23, 1999 (10:51) * 1 lines 
 
(Still LOL at wer saying "Maine"...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 90 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (01:27) * 1 lines 
 
at least someone currently finds me useful...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 91 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (01:48) * 9 lines 
 
Cancer's for
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23

A colleague who commands considerable respect admires your work ethic
and wants to see you succeed. A great undertaking requires all the help
you can get. Seek advice to nourish egos and expand your team. A little
finesse and subtle leverage return positive energy and momentum.
Champion change while you alternately entertain friends and exchange
issues.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 92 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (08:26) * 5 lines 
 
Gemini, Feb 24 (now this is indeed sad)

" "

and that's about the extent of infoseek's horoscope for gemini's today.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 93 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (17:27) * 2 lines 
 
at least it's not bad!
(maybe it was abducted by aliens...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 94 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (17:29) * 9 lines 
 
Cancer's for
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24

Eureka! A jackpot of good karma is at the other end of your rainbow of
sublime kindness. You share in someone else's fair fortune, and you're
also the beneficiary of returned favors. An emotional upheaval may
diminish your productivity at work. Be professional, especially if
you've made the mistake of mixing career and romance. You can save face
despite a disgrace.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 95 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (17:29) * 9 lines 
 
and for you, Wolf,
Gemini's for
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24

The influence of a friend with a heart of gold puts you in touch with
your better instincts through charitable activities. Good deeds lead you
to good people and luck. A partner who is riding an emotional roller
coaster needs some peace and tranquility. Don't reflect any agitation
you may encounter. Instead, set an example for equanimity.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 96 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (20:04) * 1 lines 
 
oh, that can't be mine, it's implying i have friends.....*grin*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 97 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Feb 24, 1999 (21:26) * 1 lines 
 
mine do that to me sometimes, too!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 98 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Feb 25, 1999 (17:02) * 1 lines 
 
well, good thing all of us with no friends hang out here together *smile*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 99 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Feb 25, 1999 (17:42) * 1 lines 
 
something like that...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 100 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Feb 26, 1999 (17:31) * 6 lines 
 
gemini: 26 feb 99

The Sun is in Pisces and the Moon is in Cancer. Today could turn out to be a challenge, not just for you, but for everybody. It looks like it starts out with a breakdown in communication. Somebody says one thing, but other person hears something completely different. This is not all that unusual, actually. It happens all the time. But today, you might be amazed to see how big a spread there can be between what was said and what was heard. Keep that in mind if you're giving any kind of instructions or orde
s. You might even want to have people repeat back to you what they heard, so you can put in the correction earlier rather than having to deal with the messes later.

repeat after me.....


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 101 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Feb 26, 1999 (23:12) * 9 lines 
 
Cancer's for
WEEKEND OF FEBRUARY 27

Follow an enchanting friend to a gathering despite your intolerance for
small talk. If anyone there can stimulate your intellect, you'll find
that person. Your social grace may remind an inattentive mate that
you've got other options. Eviscerate your regret for a missed
opportunity by pursuing it. Overspending could create another headache.
Prevent additional stress.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 102 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Mon, Mar  1, 1999 (19:07) * 5 lines 
 
Gemini, 1 Mar 99

You may not know if you're coming or going today. And if you don't set priorities early, you're almost certain to be doing the one when you should be doing the other. Everybody's got an opinion about how things should be done. You can listen, but make your own choices.

the first part was true. this day flew by. oh, and now that i read more, the whole thing was true. i felt like i was being pulled in too many directions and got a ton of advice on how to lose weight.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 103 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar  1, 1999 (21:05) * 12 lines 
 
cancer's for
MONDAY, MARCH 1

Plan an exotic excursion with a loved one. A luxury cruise or a
Mediterranean vacation would give you plenty to look forward to, though
it's more important to repair to a place of peace and privacy. A control
freak may want you to perform a task in a particular way†-- even though
it's not what works best for you. Instead of arguing, agree; then do
your own thing.

could've used the peace and privacy, but the only control freak around
me today was me...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 104 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Mar  2, 1999 (09:29) * 1 lines 
 
*laugh*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 105 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Tue, Mar  2, 1999 (18:15) * 5 lines 
 
Gemini: 2 Mar 99

Choose a leader who's got the objective clearly in mind. You'll not only be more successful, you'll make your life a lot easier. Your best choice is one who consistently says what you want to hear, and does what he or she says. If you know somebody like that, give this person your support.

i know no one like that....guess i'm screwed!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 106 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar  2, 1999 (19:39) * 14 lines 
 
then get yo'self to the proper conference!

cancer's for
TUESDAY, MARCH 2

Draw up a list of small tasks that, when completed, will make you feel
on top of the world. Entertaining at home may be burdensome right now,
but you will love the shine that hosting gives you†-- not to mention the
afterglow. You'll have more romantic opportunities than usual, so you
can afford to be extraordinarily selective. But don't dismiss prospects
because of cosmetic flaws; get to know them before ruling them out.


...?!?!?...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 107 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar  3, 1999 (18:03) * 11 lines 
 
cancer's for
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3

This may be the day to seek an exclusive arrangement if it's not
premature. Sensitivity to past complaints of being too controlling may
discourage you, but if love is rocking and rolling, it's time to take it
to the next level. Emotional turmoil reflects growing pains. The key to
enjoying adversity is to recognize its humanizing lessons.


oh, bother.....


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 108 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar  4, 1999 (19:41) * 11 lines 
 
cancer's for
THURSDAY, MARCH 4

Memos bring more work, but you're prepared to do it all and to do it
well, because you're the taskmaster from heaven. An apprentice needs
tutelage, and your eminent efficiency makes you the obvious role model.
Just try to be patient. Hold the line against depression by getting out
of the house. Shun electronic creature comforts to explore friendship
and romance.

yeah, right...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 109 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Mar  4, 1999 (20:04) * 5 lines 
 
Gemini, 4 Mar 99

You are looking very good today, and most likely making a great impression. But again, that could lead to trouble. Looks like everybody wants your time and attention. Instead of picking A or B, a third option that shows up today could be your best choice.

yeah right. i have no options. the more you do, the more they give you to do. i doubt impressions of the good kind are being made as it seems i don't have enough to keep myself occupied as it is....


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 110 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Mar  5, 1999 (09:31) * 11 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Week of March 4, 1999

If you were a cow, it would be prime time to move on to new grazing
lands. If you were a monogamy buff, you'd now have temporary permission
to let your eyes wander far and wide to find out what you're
missing--and what you're not. If you were a journalist, it'd be a
perfect moment to stop forcing the raging ambiguity of real life into
neatly packaged news-bites. If you were an immortal god-like being who
had impulsively taken on a human form as an experiment only to have
forgotten your origins, you'd be on the verge of remembering the truth.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 111 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Mar  5, 1999 (15:18) * 1 lines 
 
*laugh*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 112 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Mar  5, 1999 (23:37) * 10 lines 
 
cancer's for
WEEKEND OF MARCH 6

Be careful not to overextend your helping hand. Reach deep into your
heart but not into your pocket, since a troubled soul may need managed
care more than money. A lazy, solitary Sunday may provide too much time
to fret over woes. Use it instead to discover the heart and mind of a
lover. Intimacy is only an embrace away.

no comment 'cept, "ain't gonna happen"...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 113 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sat, Mar  6, 1999 (15:38) * 6 lines 
 
Infoseek Gemini, 6 Mar 99

Conditions are perfect for working with a team on a big project. Know anybody who's putting up a barn? Doesn't look like you'll make much money this weekend, but the contacts and the good impression you can make will be more valuable. Put on a good show - you're being watched!

sounds like an "x file" to me....



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 114 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:09) * 10 lines 
 
look everyone, Stacey is writing my horoscopes now!

Cancer's for
THURSDAY, MARCH 11

You're inclined to reminisce, perhaps because the past seems like a
better place. A change of circumstance (and possibly, venue) is overdue.
Relocation may sound dreadful because you feel locked in by possessions
and partnerships, but agitate the status quo and see what shakes out.
Life is too short not to move forward.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 115 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:22) * 2 lines 
 
woo woo!
it's my day job...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 116 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:29) * 1 lines 
 
Ah...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 117 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (16:39) * 2 lines 
 
well... when I'm not working this one!
so... gonna take the advice?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 118 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 11, 1999 (17:07) * 1 lines 
 
*shrug*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 119 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar 15, 1999 (23:15) * 8 lines 
 
cancer's for
TUESDAY, MARCH 16

The workday may wear you down enough to make you want to spend the night
with sitcoms. But why watch alone? TV land isn't such a waste when
you've got a viewing mate. Your willingness to follow the evidence to
the truth may prompt an emotional trauma, but it will liberate you in
the long run. Reconnect with old friends for a new beginning.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 120 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (20:43) * 1 lines 
 



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 121 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 18, 1999 (23:39) * 8 lines 
 
Cancer's for
FRIDAY, MARCH 19

You and some old friends will relive good memories and plan for a
festive weekend. Happy hour may extend into three, your lucky number.
Not doing well with love? It may be due to neglect. Assure a partner
that you'll compensate for your absenteeism with special plans for
tomorrow or Sunday.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 122 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 30, 1999 (22:45) * 12 lines 
 
Cancer's
George horoscope for the month of March
(which, of course, is now over and I apparently missed the whole thing...)

Mid-month heralds, "Onward to a more dynamic
participation in life." More than "success,"
art is now at the core of your life. This
generates enthusiasm, which provides a much
better life fuel than bitterness. Emodying
your music, spinning your pots, and dancing
your paintings will make you wealthy. Then
creative expression gives rise to happy ambition.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 123 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (06:11) * 1 lines 
 
"Spinning your pots" - are you a Cancer? Will you stick to cooking?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 124 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (13:24) * 2 lines 
 
Eternal questions, Alexander...
(yes, I be a Cancerian (well, amongst other things...))


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 125 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (13:45) * 1 lines 
 
So, do you also do lobsters and crabs? Or do you avoid the totem thing?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 126 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (14:44) * 3 lines 
 
contrary to popular belief and some published reports,
I have never had sex with any inhabitant (former or
current) of the sea...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 127 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (15:03) * 3 lines 
 
Oh, excuse my English! I was trying to ask "Kind Sir, do you prepare Frutti di Mare of the Cancer kin, or do you respect your totem and exempt is from being source of culinary exaltation?"

I just didn't feel like typing so much.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 128 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Apr 18, 1999 (20:14) * 1 lines 
 
understood...and no, I cook what I'm told/requested...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 129 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Mon, Apr 19, 1999 (23:02) * 1 lines 
 
I personally refuse to eat scorpions. It would practically be cannibalism, after all.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 130 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (08:28) * 1 lines 
 
But would you prepare any, say, for Wer?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 131 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (00:15) * 1 lines 
 
I'm afraid that would conflict with my beliefs and my credo in general.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 132 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (04:52) * 3 lines 
 
Wow, what a sweet thing to say! Bet it would make our fave Wer blush and giggle like a texan school girl in intermediate! "Guess what, y'all, and then she said I'd conflict with her beliefs and her credo in general! Far out, dude!"

;=}


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 133 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Sun, Apr 25, 1999 (22:28) * 1 lines 
 
Ha-ha! I never really pictured Wer as a "Far out, dude!" kind of guy. Sounds more like surfer than bluegrass. Well, Wer, am I right?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 134 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Apr 25, 1999 (23:29) * 1 lines 
 
for the most part...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 135 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (09:54) * 1 lines 
 
I've got WER classified as the reluctant intellectual with a deep, dark romantic side...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 136 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (10:19) * 4 lines 
 
Deep dark, he'd agree to right away, I bet. Some other stuff, too, some not.

But Wer, how would you phrase this, if you were a Texan schoolgirl of intermediate level? Or a Freshman (haha!)?



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 137 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:15) * 7 lines 
 
instead of Far out, Dude, it would probably be more something
along the lines of
Can you believe that? It's just, so, creepy! Wanna go by the
library after class?

(only reluctant because I've been told one too many times
to quit being so damned patronizing...well, that and the procrastination)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 138 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (06:57) * 1 lines 
 
That and the WHAT?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 139 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (07:23) * 1 lines 
 
(Oh, and I would, Wer, they have this rad old Devo record I don't have! I borrow it for a week every month...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 140 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, May 16, 1999 (12:51) * 9 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be careful not to overwork yourself
to the point of exhaustion. If you get overloaded, there's no shame in
seeking help from co-workers to finish a project. The task may be
possible, but perhaps your approach is the wrong one. Disregard
the negative voices in your head, and instead, listen to other people's
ideas. Don't be afraid to start over. The finished product is what is
important in the end. No one will remember the hours put in, so it
might be advisable to do the best job you can in the shortest amount
of time. Don't agonize.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 141 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Sun, May 16, 1999 (17:32) * 1 lines 
 
What'd I say? What I say, man! Classic 80/20 rule meets team-players. Just what I say all the time...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 142 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, May 23, 1999 (13:50) * 8 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22): A good day to analyze your
emotions. Honesty in a relationship stirs the dust in an exciting little
breeze. Communication will also be clear and concise. Words are
charged with subtle power. You have carte blanche access and
don't need to be invited in by knocking at the door. Cancer enjoys
the privilege of unlimited access to the people who are nearest and
dearest. Show your appreciation while you're thinking of it. Start a
kindhearted exchange and see what comes back to you.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 143 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Mon, May 24, 1999 (08:17) * 1 lines 
 
Well, do it!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 144 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (13:44) * 12 lines 
 
and this one's for my birthday...

CANCER (June 21-July 22):Even well-meaning people can
become a nuisance. If you are feeling annoyed, tell everyone to go
away and shut the door quietly but firmly. Pampering yourself for a
day might make all the difference. Little things will take you far.
Stick with the simple and familiar as the world around you grows
more complex. If you seem to learn slowly, it's only because you're
getting a better grasp on the material. It's okay to retreat. Just
because you choose not to participate doesn't mean that you're
surrendering. Have the wisdom to steer clear of energy-draining
matters that don't concern you.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 145 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Sun, Jun 27, 1999 (20:15) * 3 lines 
 
haapy birthday!!!!!!!

err... happy I mean!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 146 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Mon, Jun 28, 1999 (05:10) * 1 lines 
 
I mean, too!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 147 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul  3, 1999 (05:26) * 1 lines 
 
but we love you anyway!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 148 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jul 11, 1999 (10:44) * 8 lines 
 
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Expect a few orderly, heartwarming
days under the Cancer Moon. Your plate is full, but there's enough
to share with everyone. Taking care of others brings you delight and
satisfaction. Your home is neat as a pin, and you are busy fussing
with pillow fluffing and home cooking. Making the time to repaint or
redecorate will feel very fulfilling to you. You are at bat for someone
who is very close to you, and your support and testimony makes all
the difference. Family takes precedence over all else.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 149 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Jul 12, 1999 (14:48) * 1 lines 
 
sounds like a good one...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 150 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Mon, Jul 12, 1999 (23:10) * 1 lines 
 
the problem is...a good one for what?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 151 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jul 13, 1999 (00:34) * 1 lines 
 
Wolf and I are both Gemini. When was your day? Mine's the 31st of May


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 152 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 13, 1999 (01:29) * 11 lines 
 
and this was the 12th's...

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Try not to be too fixed in your
opinions, but look for other alternatives. Now is a good time for
moneymaking activities. Intangibles have their place, but sometimes
you need more than just ink on paper. There's no crime in being
comfortable, but moderation is the soul of elegance. When attacked
in jest, defend yourself with laughter. You may be laughing alone if
the joke isn't obvious to anyone else. Your social life is enhanced
when you respect unspoken boundaries. A small gesture of kindness
can restore someone's faith in you.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 153 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (08:42) * 19 lines 
 
My 'scope and Ree's for aujordhui (any other Saggies in the crowd?)

Sagittarius
You may have some difficulty dealing with others today, Sagittarius,
especially a boss or client. Whether or not he knows it, an authority
figure is driving you crazy. Try to keep a level head even though inside
you're steaming mad. Pay close attention to anything pertaining to
finances. Don't rush into anything you aren't sure of. Read between the
lines in legal or travel matters. Attention to detail is a must when
dealing with contracts of any kind. At the end of the day, relax with a
good book or rent a comedy. This is a good day to find something that
makes you laugh long and hard.

InfoSpace.com Horoscopes

(my boss was super nice to me when we got to work this morning, then he
took off . . . any suggestions for good comedies?)




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 154 of 1288: Barry Kort  (moulton) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (11:23) * 1 lines 
 
Almost any Woody Allen flick. :)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 155 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (20:01) * 4 lines 
 
Now that evening is setting in and I've been to work unscathed (actually
got a lot done), I built a bookcase wall in my house (14' long), shocked
the pool (no moonlight dips tonight), I shall set forth in search of a
repast and perhaps a comedy.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 156 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (20:37) * 1 lines 
 
My fav is "Zelig"


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 157 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (23:02) * 1 lines 
 
repast?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 158 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 16, 1999 (23:07) * 1 lines 
 
The man needs a full tummy to take on Woody Allen!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 159 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (08:00) * 6 lines 
 
Never made it to the movies, but the repast at Central Market in the outdoor cafe
with music was very fine. It's morning and I just got done vacing the pool to
waste and the waters clear and warm for a weekend of fun. I'm glad we have
weekends!




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 160 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (08:51) * 1 lines 
 
weekends...*sigh*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 161 of 1288: Barry Kort  (moulton) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (09:33) * 1 lines 
 
Bon Dipetit!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 162 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (09:43) * 1 lines 
 
buona fortuna!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 163 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 17, 1999 (17:11) * 1 lines 
 
Okole Maluna (bottoms up!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 164 of 1288: Stacey Vura  (stacey) * Mon, Jul 19, 1999 (17:41) * 2 lines 
 
????
Yeeee-Haaaw!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 165 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Jul 20, 1999 (11:51) * 12 lines 
 
Sagittarius
Your fire burns low today, but an ebb in energy doesn't have to slow down
your rich internal life. If the company of others seems abrasive, spend a
quite day completing solitary tasks at your desk and a quiet evening
alone. If you don't live on your own, you can still get quality time with
yourself. Take a long bath and go to bed early with a good book. Since you
may not be of much use to anyone else, take some time to figure out what
it all means. If you can get away, a leisurely drive or a short trip might
be the answer.

Sounds like a low key to me.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 166 of 1288: Autumn   (autumn) * Thu, Jul 22, 1999 (22:01) * 1 lines 
 
Sounds like heaven!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 167 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (20:32) * 14 lines 
 
Cancer: There's always a little period AFTER a Mercury retrograde that
is, at best, a little unsettled. And guess what? You get to feel this one
more so than other signs. Not that it has a lot to do with you, but it
does. I was in El Paso once, having a cigar after a fine meal of barely
charred dead cow parts, and I got this little glint in my eye. Slightly
offbeat, slightly mischievous, slightly off center. It was the cigar, I'm
sure. You're just like I was that night, only, your buzz from the cigar
is going to feel like it lasts all month long. An extra cup of coffee, a
mild soporific substance, a little up, a little down, and your head
bursting with ideas. Try and pull all this together. I did what I do best
in a situation like that, I went back to the motel and watched Xena on
the cable TV. It's about all that was on. But there's more than reruns on
your cable TV -- you can do a lot more with strange ideas floating
through your cranium.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 168 of 1288: Barry Kort  (moulton) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (22:28) * 1 lines 
 
Now if you had been wearing your Tony Lama boots... :)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 169 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (22:38) * 5 lines 
 
was wearing my Justin Ropers, actually,
when I posted that...not sure what the
gentleman was wearing who wrote it...
it's my August horoscope from
http://www.astrofish.net/


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 170 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jul 27, 1999 (23:44) * 37 lines 
 
Flavor: Just about any flavor will do, but junk food, or its all-natural equivalent, will get their attention quickest.

Grocery store: Gemini is [are] ruled by Mercury. Mercury goes around the Sun every 88 days. Get the picture? Fast
moving planet, and most Gemini's tend to be fast moving as well. Imagine a shopping cart with motorized wheels,
like a skateboard with an outboard motor on it. The Gemini will flit through the store, looking at everything, but
lingering no place in particular. Gemini’s have some mighty strange eating habits. I knew Vegetarian Gemini once,
truly a macrobiotic "careful of what you eat, no animal products, nothing with a face” type. What made this person
typically Gemini, was, in the heart of "nuts and fruits" (California), this particular Gemini would eat meat. Big, rare,
chunks of cow, obviously under done. Now, take this information and go to the grocery store with your Gemini friend.
They will look at everything. I mean, everything. Nothing is beyond their intellectual grasp.

Music: Gemini's have a strange penchant for the classics. Just about every Gemini I know has some classical music
in their collections. I wonder if they really have the attention span necessary to listen to a symphony all the way
through, or if they really listen to all that opera. However, this classical stuff will be intermingled with some
contemporary material as well. Something with a beat. Trying to narrow down a Gemini's sense of musical taste is a
little difficult. However, an upbeat flute solo, or "The flight of the Bumble Bee" really evokes what a Gemini might be
all about.

Walmart after midnight: One word -- exhausting. A Gemini is "hell-on-wheels" when it comes to going into the
super discount late night store. Nothing is safe. They will play with the toys in the children's department, they will take
a quick spin through the clothes, maybe try on some shoes, ask questions of the poor late staff people, and keep on
going. This place is less of a store and more of a playground. Of course, a Gemini frequently approaches life that
way.

Brick wall: Gemini is the original adaptable sign of the zodiac. They will tackle this brickwall with a certain zeal and
commitment to making sure that the goal is realized, that the wall is breached. However, in typical Gemini fashion, a
fixed obstacle that doesn't yield immediately to one of the 43 different efforts by the Gemini soon loses the Gemini's
attention. They get bored and wander off in search of other adventures. Of course, they did try more routes to get
around that wall than any other sign. One of us might pick up where the Gemini left off and find a good solution.

Bait: Gemini: Jointed Minnow -- Nothing works better on the Gemini than a super-long, jointed-minnow. It's pretty
much a top water lure, and the Gemini needs some flexibility. So a lure with some flexibility is needed to make the
Gemini happy. But unlike the plastic jobs which are way too "flexible," the jointed minnow lure is big enough to
present the Gemini with a challenge, and it offers enough rigidity that the Gemini will surely stay hooked.

Revenge: The easiest way to get revenge on a Gemini is to be boring. It drives a Gemini insane. Best of all, boring
for a Gemini can happen in three minutes or less.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 171 of 1288: roark muse-dwr  (roarksmuse) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (00:44) * 1 lines 
 
Hello everyone, I just joined, am a VIRGO, and want you, Marcia, to do one for me. It seems that people put their own horoscope for the day down. but, I know me, and think it may be interesting to see an interpretation from another soul. Is that possible?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 172 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (11:05) * 4 lines 
 
OK, will do that. Then you must pop over to Geo and say something, please!
http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/browse/Geo/all

After all, you are into gardens, and that should fit into one of my topics!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 173 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jul 28, 1999 (11:20) * 1 lines 
 
First I need to know what sort of horoscope you want - the straight stuff or the off-the-wall stuff from astrofish? Then I will be more than happy to post Virgo for you.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 174 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (01:00) * 15 lines 
 
VIRGO
Thursday, 29-Jul-1999 00:51:25 CDT

You know, I've got to come up with some better musical allusions. I'm doing my best to stay
with the younger set. I can't keep make references to music which really shows my age. Or
movies that are long out dated and nothing more than a faded memory or a video cassette.
So I won't talk about Jaws, or the theme song. However, Venus, who was supposed to be
kind to you, has decided to take a minute vacation from her good ways, and stir up a little
trouble for you. It's not bad. Well, it's not too bad. She's just doing a retrograde thing which
means the romance thing needs to take a little bit of a breather right now. Of course, it's been
a weird summer for love, anyway. Styles from long ago have risen from the dead, and with
both Venus and Mercury in a tailspin, I would suggest that you have somebody who will
appear at your doorstep this week, looking like they still need to be buried again. Imagine a
week of "Night of the Living Dead."
http://www.astrofish.net/


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 175 of 1288: roark muse-dwr  (roarksmuse) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (04:43) * 3 lines 
 
Cool. Whatever is fine. The last one you wrote, just above my response, is the type that I have in mind. I just looked at astrofish.com a little. I will get back to it (you see the time of night I work). and I promise to go to Geo.

thanks


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 176 of 1288: roark muse-dwr  (roarksmuse) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (04:48) * 2 lines 
 
Oh, Marcia....
Venus took a long vacation from me a long time ago. All is need now is to have a 'night of the living dead'. I'm the living dead in that department. ha ha ha


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 177 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (10:59) * 1 lines 
 
You cannot know how sorry I am about that...I will hunt up a better one for you for today or tomorrow as I have time. The long one about Gemini came from astrofish, but I could not find a long one for Virgo... Where do you live that your nights are later than mine - but perhaps you are wise and do not indulge in this at your place of employment. Since you have been to Geo (I've noted your posting but have not been there yet this early morning) you might know that I live in Hawaii.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 178 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (15:00) * 30 lines 
 
GEMINI
The Twins may be at a crossroads this year,
and you could benefit from some sound
Astrological advice. Finding yourself ripe with
romantic desires, you are more assertive in this
department than you've been in a long while.
Whatever (or whomever!) you want is yours, and
you are riding on the wave of a very assertive,
confident, and powerful spell. Getting what you
want and being incredibly direct aren't generally
common areas for you to excel in, so you are
enjoying this time in the driver's seat. Other things
to keep in mind this year include not stepping on
everyone's fingers and toes on your climb to the
top. Remember that it is the people beneath you
who are holding up the pyramid, and to shun them
brings you closer to your own failure. When
planning travel throughout the year, try to maintain
as much flexibility as you can. Itineraries may not
go exactly to plan every time, and sometimes
tangents and back roads can be the most exiting
highlight of a trip. Stay in touch with your
surroundings, and don't put too much of a burden
on yourself. Remain open to odd suggestions and
fleeting opportunities. Everything may not always
go your way, but it is unlikely that you will get
bored. Fluctuations may occur in your day-to-day
cast of characters. There may be some great
changes made in the roles of the people who are
closest to you, either personally or professionally.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 179 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (15:04) * 54 lines 
 


Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You may be forced to get along with someone
new, or perhaps some long-standing ties will be
severed. This is a period of new starts and fresh
beginnings for everyone involved. Turning your
focus inward and maintaining your own strengths
and well-being will prepare you for these new
adjustments. In January and February, your
friends may become more of a liability than an
asset. Other people are demanding more of your
time and efforts than you feel comfortable giving.
Take these requests in stride and make your
feelings known, bluntly but kindly. Time will take
care of some situations. Around this same time
period you will be experiencing bliss in your
career development or current employment
status. A raise, a promotion, or increased benefits
will fall into your favor. Pat yourself on the back!
You deserve it. As the Planets shift around March
through June, your perspective on the friends in
your life will change. You're feeling more
philanthropic in general, and the friends who were
once dragging you down are now a great asset to
you with their stellar advice and support to help
you achieve your goals.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21
April will really be a time for you to shine, so
The Twins had better make the most of it. People
are listening to what you have to say, so choose
your phrasing and your battles carefully. You are
at the center of every social instance, and other
people are stunned at your charm and your wit. In
the game of life, you are winning, and your energy
level is about as high as it can be. Partnerships
fall center stage again around September and
October. This time, everyone is working out a
compromise that is comfortable for all those
involved. Mutual growth, development and a
stronger closeness are everyone's gifts for
learning how to get along. In November and
throughout the end of the year, you are riding the
crest of love and appreciation for love and
humanity. Spirits are high, and you are enjoying
yourself and life's offerings immensely. Have a
good time, and seize a moment or two to be
thankful for the wonderful year and the turn of the
new millennium.
The year 1999 for Gemini from http://astrology.net/



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 180 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (15:10) * 26 lines 
 
http://4YourHoroscope.com/Weeklyvirgo.html

WEEKLY _ VIRGO

Expect to be charmed by
someone new at work Monday.
Lose the conservative bent on
Tuesday: Follow that wild
streak that's got you buzzing
for excitement. By midweek,
you look for new ways to
handle routine life tasks. Seek
a new way of going about your
daily tasks -- Add some spice
to your life! Remember that
your recent inspiration for a
little housecleaning doesn't
necessarily mean that others
are quite as eager to stir things
up in their own lives. Try not to
be overly harsh when asked for
advice from others. 'Easy does
it' should be your motto on
Sunday.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 181 of 1288: roark muse-dwr  (roarksmuse) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (20:27) * 5 lines 
 
that one fits! I do plan to do a little housework, differently and put some spice in my life and people do ask for advice. I look at horoscopes. however, where I look, they usually don't fit or are so vague to me.

I live in Chicago and I'm usually up at night. (my days and nights have gotten turned around, but I am trying to reset my clock.) Currently, I do freelance editing or that sort or stuffy -- and writing.

are you a geologist?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 182 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jul 29, 1999 (21:13) * 1 lines 
 
No, my son is. I would have been one but the math and I did not get along...so I married a University Professor and did research and editing for 25 years. It would help me to know if you are male or female...understanding your horoscope and all that. I have never had any use for them, actually. My background is science back three generations, so it is strange for me to do this. I put that Gemini stuff down because I am like so much of it...it was so funny!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 183 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (17:30) * 3 lines 
 
gemini is really a lot of fun, but because we're restless, we can appear moody or superficial. and it's great to know another gemini because feelings don't get hurt when we crave some space!

i know two pisces and all i can say about them is they have a strong selfish streak. i'm not saying they're terrible people (my mate is one).


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 184 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (18:39) * 1 lines 
 
Absolutely...I understand what you are saying. My SO and son are both Taurus. Heads so set in concrete you could build a structure on them...and an ex who is a Cancer. In interest of Harmony and Love and Peace, I shall say no more about that. *grin* but I am not wearing the Alexandrite for my ex!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 185 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (21:43) * 3 lines 
 
of course not, it's for you!!

my daughter is an aries and i get along beautifully with her. my son is the other gemini (jun 17) and sometimes, we but heads...i dunno..great great kid, though! both of 'em (my little babies growing up so darned fast *sniff*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 186 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jul 30, 1999 (22:22) * 1 lines 
 
Oh Wolfie, I know...I know...*sniff*...but your Gemini will become a man, like my Taurus did and I adore him and he me...it is just a phase!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 187 of 1288: roark muse-dwr  (roarksmuse) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (00:51) * 3 lines 
 
You know I got lost here somewhere. I guess I started talking over in the other topic and they all begin to run together for me. I am so sorry.

My daughter is a Gemini, but I had tried for a Taurus (May 26). she has a lot of Tauras in her though -- the strong headed, tenatiousness, etc. You know, it is a shame, but because I tell myself she is more Taurus, I never found out about Geminis. Is that awful or what?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 188 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (01:12) * 1 lines 
 
go back a few postings and read about Gemini's.. I think it is 170 which has all the characteristics of Gemini people.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 189 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sun, Aug  1, 1999 (18:26) * 1 lines 
 
really need to get a hold of the birthday book. it goes into the different phases of each zodiac sign based on the day of your birth. the character traits are broken down even further. because your daughter is an early gemini, she'll show traits of taurus. the book is pretty big and i found it at sams. it has a blue cover with lots of bright celestial beings on the front (sun, moon, stars, etc.)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 190 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug  3, 1999 (11:50) * 1 lines 
 
ooh...a book...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 191 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Aug  3, 1999 (11:53) * 1 lines 
 
...a book with Celestial Seasonings on the cover - food for thought?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 192 of 1288: wer  (KitchenManager) * Tue, Aug  3, 1999 (12:08) * 1 lines 
 
something like that...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 193 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Tue, Aug  3, 1999 (14:23) * 1 lines 
 
*giggle*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 194 of 1288: quimby  (quimby) * Mon, Aug 23, 1999 (19:06) * 1 lines 
 
I'm gonna check out your place again there, Marcia, I mustve missed this. I'm a Libra, cusp of Virgo, moon in Cancer, actually a double Libra. I never really paid too much attention to the predictive aspects of astrology but the descriptive are generally so right on the money, with an enormous number of people I've looked up. Anyway, what this means, sports fans, is that I have a bunch of Virgo and Cancer traits. So I read all three in the newspapers. Bound to find something hopeful...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 195 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Aug 23, 1999 (19:13) * 1 lines 
 
Is there anything better (or is it worse?) than a double Gemini? That is what I am, and though I never had anything to do with this "non-science" topic in real life, it sometimes gets pretty close to what I am really like - more than I would like to admit, actually! Read the newspaper ones until you find the one you like and make it your own. That is the system under which I operate.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 196 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (09:04) * 10 lines 
 
Sagittarius
Being part of a group means being part of its process. Your input is a
valued resource when it comes to making a decision. Problems can be solved
without involving members of the legal professions. Just because you take
the intellectual high road doesn't make you a stick in the mud. Energize
the masses with your brilliance. People who are stalled always appreciate
a push to get them going. The Libra Moon brings out your extroverted side.
Find a social whirl and leap into the center of the vortex. You never know
who you might end up going around with.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 197 of 1288: Stacey Vura  (stacey) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (11:18) * 2 lines 
 
what's mine?!??!
(ramming my head against Paul's leg...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 198 of 1288: Alexander Schuth  (aschuth) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (12:00) * 1 lines 
 
Is your sign doggie, ascendent kitty?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 199 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (14:31) * 16 lines 
 
Ok, the czarina of woo hoo's scope:


Aries
September 21, 1999


Friendship and bonding with others is the keyword, Aries. Today you and
your friends are the steel magnolias of the bunch; tough, beautiful, and
unwilting. Show everyone else how it's done. Be sure to plan accordingly,
though, or you may find yourself looking foolish. Even if you feel
invincible, be sure to factor human weakness into your plans. If you've
been putting off contacting someone you've lost touch with, today is the
day to get on the phone or write a letter. This would be a perfect day to
plan a reunion with friends you haven't seem for a long time.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 200 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (15:04) * 2 lines 
 
wow... wish I woulda had more notice...
(THANKS Paul!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 201 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Sep 21, 1999 (15:10) * 3 lines 
 
There's still time!




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 202 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (09:56) * 12 lines 
 
OK Stacey and other Aries folks:

September 23, 1999

Put your schedule aside and roll with the waves today, Aries. The Moon has
entered into Pisces, which could cause some confusion for your Sun Sign.
No matter how carefully you may have planned your day, something is likely
to come along and change it all. Do not be surprised if you end up on a
completely different course. This isn't a good day to try anything new,
especially if you are unsure of what the outcome might be. Avoid conflicts
with those close to you. Think before you speak, and take other people's
feelings into consideration. Hang onto your temper.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 203 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (12:15) * 2 lines 
 
holdin' on to temper as I float down the river of life, going with the flow of course and bitin' my tongue...
(how'm I doin?)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 204 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (13:25) * 3 lines 
 
Don't do it, Stacey!!! Stop it!!!




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 205 of 1288: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Sep 23, 1999 (14:41) * 3 lines 
 
Woo WOO!!!!!
Freedom... vindicated by another...
YEEE HAW


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 206 of 1288: InfoSpryte  (infospryte) * Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (14:19) * 36 lines 
 
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Stifle that impulse, Aries, unless you can direct it and transform it into constructive activity. Your emotions could be running high, so don't let them run away with you. Today is an excellent day to mend some family fences that may be in need of repair. The reason may be that famous culprit, money. Was it really worth arguing about? It wasn't, as you know now, so reach out, and show some generosity of spirit. You will sleep much easier, and hopefully share some bodily contact with your mate or partner.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
You sign is noted for its perseverance, but today you may feel like letting down your guard about a resolution to rein in your spending. Turn this extravagant mood into giving special consideration to those you work with. You could be surrounded by some touchy tempers. If the cause is work overload, offer a helping hand. This evening is a time to kick back, relax, and treat yourself. If you've been on a diet, indulge a little. You can always catch up by cutting more calories another day.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
Something or someone from your past could come back to haunt you today. Don't get spooked, and don't sweep the situation under the carpet. If there is a confrontation, use your excellent judgment to keep it as unemotional as possible. Partnered Geminis or those with steady romantic relationships may find that their mates need to talk about a job problem. Here, too, help your significant other see where he or she may be overreacting. You know about that, don't you?

CANCER (June 21-July 22):
You have so many odds and ends to deal with today that it could make you crazy if you don't approach it all with a plan. Make an agenda and stick with it. Your to do list could contain domestic chores as well. Don't give in to moodiness. It could make you nag at a mate and/or children. Just gently insist that they do their share. Cancerians tend to feel stress rather easily. By bedtime, your mood should have improved, and you will be able to sleep like a top.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You are such a leader that sometimes you don't know how to follow orders. On the job, you could have some additional responsibilities heaped on you today. Don't fight it, Leo. Just tackle it. While literal gambling may not be your problem, you are sometimes prone to take a flyer. Watch that impulse today, because what you see may not be what you get. Overconfidence could backfire on you now. Before you make a move, discuss it tonight with your mate or partner.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
One of your best traits, Virgo, is your analytical ability. Call on it today to gently pull apart the many threads of a possibly confusing situation. If you must correct someone in your professional or personal sphere, do it with compassion and empathy. Your nagging side could creep in on you and alienate someone. Virgos who are happily partnered should make special efforts not to disturb the domestic peace.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
You may come up against that familiar conflict between love and duty today. You may be called on to put in extra hours. It is not a calamity, as you will see later on. A mate, live-in, or romantic partner will welcome you with open arms and be appreciative of your willingness to "work hard for the money." He or she may even give you a special something with an "I love you" message written all over it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
You don't like to feel out of control, and your response sometimes is to become overly controlling. If you take that tack today, someone around you might rebel. You could discover just how much that person resents that type of behavior. If it is a mate or partner, reassure him or her that you know he or she is an adult and does not need you to play cop. Later today, emotional scenes will be forgotten, and you will enjoy the warmth and serenity of your own, personal "safe harbor."

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Your workday should go pretty much as expected, but Sagittarians in romantic relationships could get a surprise this evening. Your partner may act or speak rather impulsively. No one should be more understanding of this than impulsive Sag. In some cases, this will move the relationship forward. That's a good thing, too, Sag, because that person seems to be made from the same mold as you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
If you put too much emphasis on getting ahead today, Capricorn, you could find yourself not getting along too well with your main man or woman. After all, he or she wants to be at the top of your list of priorities. This evening, dip into that stash you've put aside and treat him or her to a super evening of dinner, wine, and all that good stuff that comes after, such as "sexual dessert."

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Aquarians can be quite self-willed if they think their independence is threatened. Don't get your back up if there is some shifting around in the workplace that doesn't suit you. Your financial picture is bright, and with your tendency to break and run, you know you could always get a comparable or better position. Because there is an emotional charge to the day, however, be sure not to shoot yourself in the foot. This evening, your mate or partner may indicate that he or she is also feeling hemmed in. Di
cuss plans to put work on the back burner and get away from it all.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
If you are feeling overworked, undervalued, and in general not happy with things, even yourself, devote some time to your personal care today. Make that dentist appointment, get that new hairstyle, or get yourself some new duds for work or play. Your main squeeze may feel in need of some special care as well. If your partner starts ragging on you this evening, tell him or her how good it made you feel to do something for yourself, and encourage your partner to do likewise.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 207 of 1288: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Sep 28, 1999 (16:13) * 1 lines 
 
I would love to drop out, but my "financial picture" is a disaster! Am I lucky, that I don't believe in this stuff?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 208 of 1288: infospryte  (infospryte) * Wed, Sep 29, 1999 (14:00) * 40 lines 
 
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Wherever you are or wherever you go today, variety is the keynote. On the job, this may be a blessing for you antsy Ariens. You may also be up for a change in your romantic life. Later today, when you and your main man or woman meet, you may look at him or her more critically than usual. Permanently partnered Ariens need not be overly concerned. Solo Ariens, however, may reassess their situations and decide that something is missing. You might prefer to have someone who is as swift on the uptake as you ar
. If you have to let someone down, do it gently.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Today is one of those days when you know immediately what to do and how to do it. Consequently, you should be pleased with yourself. Higher-ups may take note and put an "A+" next to your performance evaluation. In addition to this good news, prepare to have an excellent and easy exchange with someone. Whether it's your regular guy or gal or someone new, expect a coming together of minds and hearts -- and possibly, when night falls, of bodies.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
You may be in a rather foul mood today, Gemini. Though it is not usually your nature, you may behave rather temperamentally. For the sake of appearances, try to shake it off when you interact with others on the job. For the sake of your most important partnership, don't make any promises unless you are absolutely sure you can keep them. By the same token, don't let your partner propose a contract that he or she can't honor.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Today is a day when Cancerians may be asking themselves questions such as, "What's it all about, really?" or "Is this all there is?" Don't confuse yourself by digging too deep. Instead, take advantage of the good possibilities the day offers for relating to the most important person in your life. Your partner would be an excellent person to brainstorm with about some of your concerns.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You could wake up today and ask, "Where's the party?" We wish we could promise you one from dawn till dusk, but unfortunately you have many tasks to complete today, and they will keep you running in many different directions. Don't get frustrated, Leo. Instead, adjust to the situation. Later on, both you and your favorite person can party all you like. You'll probably be in a crowd of like-minded people when you do so. Enjoy, but don't overdo. Tomorrow is not only another day; it's a busy one.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
By day's end, you may be asking, "Is there no rest for the weary?" Yes, you really had to plug away today but don't feel that your efforts were not appreciated. A person in a position to influence your future had his or her eye on you. Tonight, retire to your own little nest, put your feet up, and enjoy some quiet time, with or without your partner. If you prefer to be solo, your partner will understand. Everyone needs time to wind down and your mate or live-in knows by now that Virgo can get especially u
tight when stressed.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
Librans have a special way to calm jittery nerves, which are likely during this hectic day. You are good at separating facts from feelings, however, so you are not apt to blame anyone. This evening is an excellent time to feed your soul with something beautiful. Try to work in a trip to a museum, if you can manage it. Perhaps you could listen to great music on that super sound system that's a Libra "must have." Just space out and dream. If you feel like it, and your partner is receptive, share your dreams
Even if they seem a bit fanciful to you, your partner may just say, "Of course, why not?" You are so talented that you could do anything.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
For some time now, more than a few Scorpios have been thinking about a change of place -- residential place, that is. Today you could happen upon some information that opens new doors, financially speaking. Your economic picture has not been bad, but now you see how to make it better. This evening, you and the person with whom you share living space should figure out just how much house (or apartment) you could afford. You may be surprised.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
If you are asking yourself, "Why am I working so hard for so little compensation?" the answer lies in Sag's need to be creative. Whatever position you hold, it is made sweeter by the opportunity to have your ideas listened to. Even if you don't always get the go-ahead to put them in action, at least you know you are making some kind of mark. This evening, you and your special person could bat around some ideas about your personal situation. You often need an anchor, and your partner fills that need. Don't
resent practical suggestions. Just adapt your plans to them.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
This is a day when single Capricorns could meet a new person who is "marriageable material," as they used to say. This person is interesting and easy to relate to. It's not "tough sledding" like it sometimes is. Just relax and be yourself. No one could say at this early date what the possibilities are, but they do seem promising. Home and family are important to most Capricorns, even if Cap is sometimes slow in getting around to doing something about them.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Some Aquarians are going through changes with respect to their romantic lives. Today is an excellent day to patch up something that may have gotten a bit "shopworn." Don't give up on him or her. Instead, find new things to like. Use your intuition to figure out just what to say and what to do. Your partner will welcome a re-patterning of the relationship into something more suitable for both of you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
You are in a soulful mood today, Pisces, despite some glitches that threaten to disturb your inner peace. Early in the day, wherever you are, make it a point to contact your main man or woman and suggest some inspirational activity for the evening. It could be as simple as seeing one of those great films that grab you "right there." If the two of you are stimulated by it, end the day with some really heartfelt lovemaking. Sex is very important to Pisces because it means much more than mere bodily contact.
You won't be disappointed tonight.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 209 of 1288: Isabel  (Isabel) * Thu, Sep 30, 1999 (09:15) * 1 lines 
 
"Romantic live", he?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 210 of 1288: infospryte  (infospryte) * Thu, Sep 30, 1999 (11:34) * 41 lines 
 
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Despite your day job, you are going to have to work pretty hard to keep your domestic arrangements from going off the track. It's just one of those days, and it may even start out with some sharp words. If you handle it in your deft, sure way, you could earn bragging rights with your mate or partner, who may not be able to cope. Don't, however, make the mistake of criticizing him or her. Enough good stuff is in the air to make you empathetic and able to spend a low-key but completely relaxing evening, whe
her it's just with him or her, or among friends.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Sudden, unexpected events could keep you on your toes today, Taurus. One of them, perhaps an unexpected visit, could put you in touch with a new and exciting person who has something special to bring to the table. If the day's events throw you, you could restore your own harmony by cheerfully acquiescing to altered plans or arrangements. Later tonight, don't ask for any major concessions on the part of your mate or partner. Without meaning to, he or she could make a promise that can't be kept.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
Great day in the morning, Gemini! You love variety, and today could bring so much of the "new" that you may feel mentally or emotionally overloaded. The cure is to stick with the known as far as possible. Put that new stuff in your pocket to mull over on a less exciting day. You or someone in your immediate surroundings could make a minor mistake. Don't blow up. Just cool down and stay away from pressure-filled social situations. Try to meditate and get in touch with your inner self. That way, you will en
the day on a positive and even contented note.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Today is not a day to look back, because if you do, you may look back in anger. Instead, concentrate on the future, both your own and that of the people closest to you. Don't hold back your real feelings. It is important to tell others, in the calmest way possible, what you feel and why you feel that way. You may be surprised at the positive reception you get and at how much others are willing to concede to you. As is usual with Cancer, doing for others is the best thing you could do for yourself.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
This morning, brush that mane (or buzz cut, or whatever you wear) until it shines, Leo. You are going to get plenty of attention today. You love the spotlight, but don't hog it. Step aside and let others strut their stuff and do their thing. Your desire for independence may be strong, but remember that relationships are two-way streets. Your main man or woman may also be feeling the desire to be autonomous. With a generous heart and compassionate feelings, you two could reach a compromise that works for b
th of you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
You have a magnetic sparkle today, Virgo. It's a great time to branch out into new activities, hobbies, or groups. A dynamic quality infuses everything you do today. Solo Virgos should keep on the lookout for interesting potential partners -- it's startup time. Partnered Virgos may find that domestic matters are in a bit of a muddle. Of course, that never stopped a true Virgo. Use your own "radar" to scope out the problem and solve it. By nightfall, all will be calm and serene. Resolve to not let things g
t away from you again. You could persuade the most recalcitrant mate or partner to go along with your program.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
Your sign sometimes plays it rather close to the vest, emotionally speaking. Don't let that tendency hold you back today. If you feel frustrated because you sense that your hands are tied, relax. That's not the reality, only your fantasy. Tell whoever you believe is restricting you -- boss, mate, or child, perhaps -- that you need more space, some room to spread your wings. Indulge a secret wish to start some kind of creative activity. A good start is to put your thoughts in a journal, and keep doing it e
ery day. Encourage the man or woman who is your most important person to do so as well. Then you will have full emotional disclosure.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
You have decisions, or one crucial decision, to make. Today you have a great opportunity to weigh both sides of the issue and come down firmly on one side or the other. Though you are great at swaying (manipulating?) people, do not play the heavy. Consider having a joint discussion with everyone whose interests are involved. It could resemble a group therapy session, with the result that all concerned end up in synch and in total agreement about what needs to be done.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Your sign is not fond of dramatic scenes, but you may find yourself involved in one today, at work or at home. If you bring your sense of humor to bear on the situation, you will do everyone a big favor. Sagittarians have a wonderful ability to get everyone to see how absurd many of life's so-called crises really are. Tonight put the ball in your partner's court and let him or her call the shots. Your compatibility will ensure that your partner's program will be just fine with you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
It doesn't look like business as usual today, Capricorn. Change is the order of the day, and in your case, it could be change for the better. If a raise is due to come through, today is the day you will hear about it, and it may be more than you think. Although pleased, your mate or partner has pressures also, and might not be as euphoric as you. The way to handle this is to be outgoing and vocal about how much you value your partner's contributions to your mutual life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Whatever role you play in your personal or professional life today, you will exude a high degree of what politicians call "charisma." Nevertheless, you may feel a strong urge to get away from it all and indulge yourself in fantasy. As far as business goes, you could change things and get in a spot where you feel more independent. Lay some plans today and do some research. You will quickly discover that you are a marketable commodity. This evening, you and your favorite person could confidently think about
either a move or a vacation. Your partner will have some interesting things to add to your resume.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
What could you say to him or her after you've said, "I love you"? Plenty! For example, "I really am getting my act together. I am going to expand my interests so that I will be more interesting and less involved with myself." By sharing with your partner what you are thinking, you should be able to ward off that vague foreboding of trouble that may be brewing in the safe nest where you are most comfortable.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 211 of 1288: Isabel  (Isabel) * Fri, Oct  1, 1999 (13:33) * 9 lines 
 
My financial picture is bright? I have a romantic life and even have money left for vacation? CRAP!

Aquarius Allday Horrorscope:

Whatever professional life you have or think you have, it ain't no good in the eyes of everybody else. No matter how hard you try, that's just all it is: trying. Your financial picture: You spent all day looking, but couldn't see it. So in this respect, your finances are way cooler than your job.
This evening, your partner may indicate that he or she is also feeling hemmed in. You could confidently think about either a move or a vacation. Your partner will welcome a re-patterning of the relationship into something more suitable for both of you, e.g. by adding some interesting unexpected things to your resume. Discuss how to get away from it all and put and end to it.
If somebody tells you his or her love life sucks, try to hold back and don't beat the braggarts up! You know you could always get a comparable or better position; pure chance it didn't work out.
Tip of the Day: Be careful when leaving your house! There's more folks like you out there, and then there also are Scorpios...



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 212 of 1288: InfoSpryte  (infospryte) * Fri, Oct  1, 1999 (13:34) * 41 lines 
 
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
You've been setting your sights high lately, Aries. Some Ariens are getting more education to further themselves. Try to maintain a cheerful attitude today when home or domestic responsibilities weigh rather heavily. Fortunately, your mind is sharp and your wits are keen, so dealing with it all comes easily. When it comes to those high aspirations, you will reach your goal in less time than you think. The best part is that your mate or partner is cheering you on. Just think what it would be like if he or
he didn't see things the way you do.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Today, things are the way you like them, harmonious and relatively calm. You do, however, have to distinguish between taking a break and just plain goofing off, whether at work or at home. Many Taureans have embarked on home renovation or redecoration projects. Today, true inspiration could strike. You and your mate could see a way to make changes that are creative and positive, but not exorbitantly expensive.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
You are a very social type, Gemini, and today you may find yourself getting involved with a new group, perhaps one that deals with matters in your own community. Your mind is also on romance. If you are single, you have just opened the way to meeting someone with whom you could form an interesting relationship. Married Geminis should involve their mates or partners in whatever new activities they get into now. "Teamwork" is another watchword for the day. This evening, you may have to adapt to the mood of
our significant other. Don't worry, he or she will reward you for it.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):
A fresh burst of energy comes to you today, and it's a good thing, too. A work associate or a partner may be so overloaded that you are asked to pitch in and carry some of the burden. It may try your patience, but think of it as earning points that you can cash in at a later date. The more cheerfully you take things on, the more delightful your evening will be. You need a break, and your special person may suggest a night on the town. Enjoy.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You don't really feel like working today, do you? Fortunately, you are such an excellent organizer that you should be able to whip through what needs to be done in record time. Afterward, your time is your own. Perhaps you could spend it with an old pal. Leo enjoys the thrill of the hunt for something new and smashing to wear, and with a buddy to egg you on, it could be a most productive trip. This evening looks like an occasion to stay in and kick back. You and your main man or woman could reconnect afte
the long workweek. You will probably agree on the program, as all looks harmonious on that front.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
You could experience some kind of emotional upheaval today in your orderly life, Virgo. It could leave you feeling a bit anxious and insecure. Try to lay it at the door of someone who is acting in a rather erratic way. It's that person, not you, who should be worried. Later on, Virgos with partners should discuss with them what happened. What you need is an objective point of view, and then some real fun. Hang in at home with a great tape on the VCR. Then, let your partner comfort you in bed. You need the
release.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
You generally get what you want -- with charm and pleasantness, that is. If that doesn't work today, don't get frustrated, and above all, do not force the matter. Things will work out your way in due time. Because Librans are usually so willing to go along with others' wishes, it is easy to forget that Libra is a cardinal (forceful) sign. In your personal life, this will be an evening of harmonious and productive conversation with your one and only. Be your own sweet self, and you will end the week on an
p note.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
Have you forgotten that promise you made to yourself a while back about doing some serious travel? By now, most Scorpios should have been able to squirrel away enough cash to make that possible. Today is an excellent day and evening to dream about and plan to see some of those faraway places. If you are one of a twosome, take both of your druthers into account, though it looks as if total agreement is on your itinerary.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
You suspect that something is going on in the workplace, and you are dying to know the secret. If you are cheerful and cooperative with everyone, sooner or later it will slip out. You may be disappointed, however, because it has no impact on your situation, but at least your curiosity is satisfied. You should be more curious about how to make your money grow. Tonight is a good time to sit down with your one and only and talk about the assets you have and how you could make them greater. With expert advice
it could be done. At all costs, steer clear of get-rich-quick schemes. They rarely pan out, as you may already know.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
If you are among those Capricorns who are a bit frustrated with their current work situations, try suggesting how your work could become more creative, and therefore more challenging. When challenged, Capricorn is the ideal employee. When boredom sets in, however, productivity suffers. Partnered Capricorns will find their mates or partners in fine fettle this evening. Your partner should be able to inspire you in your quest for what you want.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
"They" may be leaning on you today. They could be bosses and/or family members. You should be able to handle the former with ease, but the latter may cause you some concern. Obligations toward older relatives may be the issue. Take it with good cheer, and don't hesitate to foist some duties on your partner. A willingness to cooperate is in the air, and it should affect how your partner responds.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
You may be somewhat apathetic today -- about everything except your romantic life. Solo Pisceans may be just aching to talk to a certain guy or gal who has become more interesting by the day. If you don't have a date with him or her, make one. Make it clear that you want to discuss where the relationship is going. You tend to be a drifter, but at this point you need some reassurance as an anchor. The vibes are positive.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 213 of 1288: InfoSpryte  (infospryte) * Fri, Oct  1, 1999 (13:38) * 251 lines 
 
Monthly Overview of Astrological conditions for October:
Venus is a morning star, which is kind of a strange thing to call
a planet of love and peace, but that's the old terms for you. And
Mars is visible most of the evenings, popping up long after sunset.
Mars moves from Sagittarius to Capricorn this month, and a Retrograde
Jupiter slides backwards into Aries this month. So we've got Fire,
Air, Earth and Water, all up yonder.

Aries: This is part of that Lucky Streak I told you about a long time
ago. I hoped you were paying attention then. It's like a little echo,
though, it's not like it's a brilliant stroke of luck. It's not like it's
the biggest streak that you're ever going to stumble into, but this
month, Jupiter does slide back into your sign. And that's going to bring
a few minor keys of luck. Not big wins, but something more like a
haunting melody. There's this one singer who is classified as country by
most, but his work is not really, strictly speaking, country or western.
But it's not rock, either. Haunting melodies and lyric refrains mark his
work. That's what this month is like, it's something that you can't quite
give it a name, but it's refreshing and uplifting, for the most part. Of
course, there are some blues overtones to it as well, but what's a good
month without a few days when you feel blue? Besides, the rest of the
month you'll be swaying in a positive way to those haunting strains that
you can't quite place, but you do know that luck is back on your side.

Taurus: It's been laughed at by the popular press and the general media
of the times, but there was period when a bomb shelter was considered an
important addition to one's backyard. In fact, we still use a similar
structure here in Texas. It's alternately called a root cellar or a storm
shelter, and it's a place to hide when the turbulent Texas weather spins
up to full force. Now, the weather isn't going to be that odd, and the
hurricane season should be over. But there is still a personal hurricane
blustering in on your own space, something being whipped up by the
heavens right now. This storm front looks like it's work related, at
least to me, and it looks like the best thing you can do for most of the
month is to hide out in that storm cellar. A little underground refuge
might be the easiest way to weather out this month. Too bad we can't all
join you down there for the duration of the month. I'm pretty sure a
Taurus cellar is well-stocked with plenty of gourmet items.

Gemini: Mars and Pluto are in Sagittarius for most of this month. Well,
Pluto, he's there for a long time yet. But Mars does move on before too
long. However, before anything is accomplished, you are going to find
that the influence of these two planets is very similar. Both excite you.
The problem with being a Gemini, though, is that you are already pretty
excited. So these two planets are going to be pushing you to new heights
of Gemini excitability. It's going to be interesting, one way or another.
I'd start planning on some kind of wonderful Halloween celebration,
complete with a good costume for yourself. Perhaps you should plan on
frequent costume changes, as is befitting your mercurial nature, and try
playing more than one role. I know you can do it this month. You've got
that martial beat thumping in the back of your head, just like the beat
coming from a passing low rider with the volume up a little too loud.

Cancer: The sound of a small outboard motor, tooling across the lake is a
special noise. And early in the morning, it's particularly reassuring,
the wet air of the lake blasting in your nostrils, the air soft and damp,
your hair blowing in the wind... it's a beautiful picture. Just once this
month, as a good Cancer person, the moon is going to make you feel
wonderful. And even if you're not actually motoring across the lake,
you're going to find that it feels like you're doing this. You get that
easy, breezy feeling once this month. Now, take that wonderful feeling,
bottle it up and seal in a jar, good and tight. You're going to want to
be able to refer back to the good days when the bad days come. I'm not
promising that the whole month is good, but there's more that's good than
bad. And on the days when the month just seems like it will never work
out right, open up that jar of good feelings, and suddenly, you're swept
away again, floating across the lake, that little motor pushing your boat
along.

Leo: Two words hit my mind right now, "good month." The words actually
sort of rattle around in my brain, knock a spare cobweb loose, and then
go dashing out my left ear. But you get the idea. Most of this month is
looking pretty darn good for you. It doesn't really involve any one
particular area of you life, there's lots of wide open places where
things are going to be good. It's been suggested that my brain is like
those wide open spaces. There's just one little caution coming up, and
that's about this whole Samhain thing. In plainer terms, it's called
Halloween. See, the goblins of the Fall Harvest Fest are going to be
haunting you at the end of the month. So as long as things are good, the
first couple of weeks of this month, put that goodness to work for you.
Then, as the last week gets here, relax a little bit. It's just like
getting ready for winter, and that's all that's required of you. While
things are good, don't forget to get a little prepared because the
harvest season and ensuing cold winter months (here in the Northern
Hemisphere) don't tend to be the best time for you. Party and prepare,
and then enjoy the festivities.

Virgo: One of my buddies was watching me while I beguiled a waitress at a
coffee shop, early in the morning where we had stopped before hitting the
lake. "How do you do it?" he asked, "you get away with asking them what
their sign is." It's easy for me, after all, I am a professional
astrologer. It has nothing to do with a prurient interest. Now, this
month, at least most of this month, you've got the same little influence
working for you. It's an added dose of charm. It's an added gift to
beguile. It's an extra lift from the planets which gives you a chance to
make an indecent proposition sound like good idea. Yes, it's an unusual
influence, and what's it really going to do to you? Make things
wonderful. Even if you don't find yourself professing your love to an
unlikely candidate at 4:00 in the morning, you're still going to find
that part of this month is full of similar happy occasions. Use it well.
Sell that real estate which is of dubious value. Get that far flung
scheme hatched and sold this month.

Libra: Thank the odd planets that life is always interesting in Libra
land. It's going to be a strange month. There's a number of rather
positive influences in your life this month. I'm looking at your chart,
and thinking that it just gets better and better. There's one disturbing
little influence, and I hope you sweet sensitive Libra self doesn't let
this get to you. See, in old fashioned astrology, Venus is associated
with your sign. And in Western Astrology, Venus is the planet voted most
likely to rule your sign. Venus is still kicking around in the sign which
precedes you sign, most near all month long. And with that happening, it
sets a situation that poses bit of a problem. What are you going to do?
Enjoy the birthdays, enjoy the sun being in your sign, and don't do
anything too wild with your mate. Don't be planning any big surprises.
Don't be over-extending your good will. That "rodeo of life" is beckoning
to you right now, and all I can suggest is that you take it a little
easier this time than ever before. Sit back, and let the party come to
you this month. Don't stir up any extra trouble.

Scorpio: This month goes from "bad" to "great" on very short notice. The
only warning you get is from me. See? I really do care about Scorpio's
despite what the popular press says. It's a matter of subtle changes in
the placement of the planets. And attitude. If you can let go of that
"all is lost" idea, if only for a little while, then this month starts to
look better and better. Besides, the end of this month brings about some
welcome changes in your own, personal space. Of course, I tend to regard
this as a fishing boat, but you might find it some place else. It could
be the computer desktop. It could be at home, around the kitchen table.
These changes might seem a bit unsettling in the early part of the month,
but as the Sun slowly sneaks into Scorpio, you'll notice that things
start looking brighter and brighter as each day goes by. Like I've
suggested, it's a subtle shift, and most sublties are lost on lesser
signs, but as a Good Scorpio, you will detect this gentle uplifting as
the days of this month march by. It's looking better and better, every
day. Save this as a reference, and get back to me -- at the end of the
month.

Sagittarius: Mars marches forward through the remaining portion of your
sign this month. Our sign. And once we get done with Mars, it's time to
consider just what you are going to do for the holiday. I always get
Valentine's Day mixed up with Halloween. Costumes, candy, reaping
rewards, it's a harvest celebration, you know. You're going to find that
your energy level is going to take an unexpected turn for the strange
this month, and the whole idea of Halloween is going to concentrate your
own ideas on getting your place ready for a big party of some kind. I
know that the first of the month is too early to worry about such things,
but as the forward motion of Mars kicks you into gear, you're going to be
wondering just what to do with it all. I've always found that a string a
Xmas lights is a useful decoration, and once the holiday spirit changes,
you have your Yule time decorations in place. It's a going to be a kick
off for a good season, so think about how you're going to "spruce the
place up."

Capricorn: Mars is going to take you by storm, about halfway through the
month. And that's also what it will feel like. This can be a pleasant
storm, one of the those much needed gentle rains that leaves everyone
feeling cleansed and refreshed, or it can be a terribly frightening
thunderstorm, with giant bolts of lightening that seem to rip the very
heavens themselves open. Trying to think about controlling the weather
begs a comparison to one of my dates once, but it's best if we all don't
go there. However, there is a good shot at something pretty good if you
don't try to control the situation. It's like trying to control the
weather, or one of my dates, neither one works. Since Mars kind of likes
Capricorn, once he gets here, you're going to enjoy his ride. The trick
with Mars is to exert a little bit of self restraint when picking your
fights. No need to walk up the biggest brawler in the place, and
deliberately engage him. Not this month, anyway.

Aquarius: You get a few little astrological "hits" in your chart in the
first part of the month. Looks like it's even in the first week. I would
suggest that it looks like Halloween arrives a little early. Now, work
with me on the metaphor here, we've all had a date or two who resembles
some Halloween contest winner. You're just going to be wondering what
these people are doing showing up so early. In fact, a lot of the month
has a Halloween type of coloring to it. Orange and Black might be the
best way to describe this month for you. Either that, or pumpkin filled.
Like Pumpkin pie, maybe? I guess that one has to wait. But from the
Halloween coloring is going to burst a new you. Or the same you with a
new attitude. And that will be nice. You just need to start taking it
easy as the month draws to a close. The easier you take it, the better
you feel. And like the time worn astrology theorem, don't worry about a
Halloween costume -- be yourself.

Pisces: There is a strange back and forth effect this month, a bizarre
kind of energy which is set in motion by the planets. The two love
planets, to be more accurate. One would be Venus and the other would be
Mars. This is going to drag you over the coals, as the expression goes,
one more time. The advantage is that you're a water sign, and hot coals
usually just seem to excite the steamy side of your life. So this month
is warming up a certain "something" in your life. While this looks good
for you, there's still a little warning that is associated with this
general warming trend as winter approaches. The cold weather (up here in
the northern hemisphere, it is supposed to be the start of winter), and
you warm affections seem to go hand in hand. The only little problem is
timing, and there will be days this month when you feel like your timing
for the heat treated therapy won't work. Doesn't mean it's not a good
idea, but like I've said, there will be days when it feels like the
heater might be broken.

(c) Kramer Wetzel, 1999

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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 214 of 1288: Isabel  (Isabel) * Sat, Oct  2, 1999 (10:08) * 1 lines 
 
Ok. So I'll go to the fields, waiting for the big pumpkin-spirit to arrive...?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 215 of 1288: Alexander  (aschuth) * Sat, Oct  2, 1999 (14:58) * 1 lines 
 
Like Charly Brown?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 216 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct  2, 1999 (22:00) * 1 lines 
 
More like Linus...?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 217 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct  2, 1999 (22:07) * 25 lines 
 
http://www.astrofish.com
GEMINI
In traditional astrology, stuff that dates back before the Romantic Period in literature, you've got a
busy week with a few business related deals pending. Sort of like negotiating with the bank to buy a
new bass boat, a top of the line Skeeter to float you into the new millennium. Now, here at World
Headquarters, we've done a little research with your chart, and we have to wonder about this old
fashioned astrology. It looks like this is NOT the week to buy the bass boat. Rather, you can be
concentrating on something a little bit better, like a particular person who has caught your eye.
That's why the fishing metaphor, and bass boats are important this week, but it looks a lot like you
are more interested in the salesman than the boat itself. Unfortunately, these passing influences
make you wonder a little bit this week. While I like the idea of the new boat, I have to wonder
whether you're really in need of it right now. Flirt with that sales clerk, and see what kind of deal you
can work out, and I think you know what I mean.

CANCER
Saturday, 02-Oct-1999 22:06:32 CDT

On several of my old business cards, my voice mail number [512/209-2200] is listed as "Rodeo
Voice Mail." The first level of confusion comes from folks who ask, "What's Radio Voice Mail?" It's
Rodeo, not Radio. I always assume that folks can read. Might be a bad assumption. Might be a bad
assumption for both of us this week, Cancer and Kramer. "Rodeo Voice Mail" means that you've
got a few seconds to leave a message before you get bucked off. It's like that this week, you've got
an important message, but you don't have a lot of time to deliver this information. So pay attention
to the clock, and realize that 30 seconds is about all that your window of opportunity will afford you.
Hey, it sure beats an 8-second ride, if you know what I mean. 8 Second Ride was last week's news.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 218 of 1288: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (13:08) * 1 lines 
 
Mmh, I wonder if there are no new entries, because I commented to them or because I stopped commenting them....?????????????????????


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 219 of 1288: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (13:30) * 1 lines 
 
One wonders indeed... though one, of course, doesn't believe in 'em, nor ever reads 'em... ;=}


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 220 of 1288: Isabel  (Isabel) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (13:42) * 9 lines 
 
I don't believe in horoscopes that's why I want to read them to make fun of them, You know? ;-]







You old know-all!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 221 of 1288: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (17:00) * 1 lines 
 
Know-all yerself!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 222 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (20:20) * 1 lines 
 
For my part, I do not believe them and they usually have an uncanny knack of hitting me right between the eyes. However, I have been talking to myself a lot on Spring lately, and there is just so much stuff I can look up on the web all by myself. I think Geo, History and a bunch of other stuff needs more of my time than this topic. Be my guest. Until the usual posters get back from Hiatus (it is a popular place lately) it will have to rely on someone else...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 223 of 1288: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Fri, Oct 29, 1999 (23:19) * 19 lines 
 
Here's some stuff I found on a website called "The Celtic Heart." I had no idea that a Celtic astrology chart existed, but so it does and it's very interesting. I'm going to post it in sections, since it's quite long.

BETH; Dec. 24-Jan. 21
Tree: Birch
Symbol: White Stag

Those born under the sign of Beth have a gift for creating amazing and wonderful things. The lunar influences surrounding this sign bestow abilities and talents for building things that last and are of great value. Beth people have tenacity, practicality, good judgement and patience. There is great charm here and success comes easily when self-criticism ceases. The Birch is flexible, steady, rooted in strength as it reaches toward the limitless sky. Beth is the first letter of the Ogham alphabet. The
great Celtic stag carries the spirit of the first forest. His power brings connection with unseen possibilities. Stag energy is full with gentleness, loyalty, and courage. Honoring intuition brings success.

LUIS; Jan. 22-Feb. 18
Tree: Rowan
Symbol: Dragon

Those who are born under the sign of the Celtic month Luis are blessed with quickness of mind, inspiration, and a gift for communication of all kinds. Rowan's legendary ability to absorb a bolt of lightning has made it a tree of inspiration and power. The mighty Rowan is a reminder that nature and the land have powers to inspire and guide you. Special care must be given to honor both the realms of practicality and inspiration. Dragon is a protector of the great Celtic treasure. The ancient Fire Drago
keeps the secrets and visions of the bards. The great treasure of the Dragon is the magical wisdom of the Druids. The great Celtic Festival of Fire, Imbolc, is Feb. 2.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 224 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Oct 29, 1999 (23:25) * 1 lines 
 
Oooh Neat, Amy!!! Thanks!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 225 of 1288: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Fri, Oct 29, 1999 (23:46) * 21 lines 
 
NION; Feb. 19-Mar. 18
Tree: Ash
Symbol: Merfolk

The sign Nion brings gifts of understanding, intuition and empathy to those born under it. Many great bards, poets and magicians are associated with this lunar sign. Gwyddion, the greatest storyteller of ancient times, possessed all the magical gifts of Nion. The mighty ash brings inner strength, a peaceful spirit, and the ability to overcome all obstacles. Ash is one of the most sacred trees to the Celts. The Merfolk inhabit the seas, appearing to humans on rare occasions. Celtic legends tell of an
ient times when the Celts lived in a mystical land beneath the waves. The Merfolk bring the gift of memory and vision to those born under the month of Nion.

FEARN; Mar. 19-Apr. 15
Tree: Alder
Symbol: Falcon

Fearn is rich in mystic tradition. Boldness, independence, and dynamic action are all part of the character of those born under the sign Fearn. The legendary hero, Bran, is strongly associated with the red branch of the alder tree. The redness of the alder is a reminder that sometimes, intense spirit need to be tempered with thought. This is a time of year when baby animals are born and the world is renewed. Falcon flies over the land and surveys all that is new, all that is possible, and all that wi
l be. Those born in the month of the ash share keen insight of the Falcon. The Celtic spring festival of the Vernal Equinox is on Mar. 21.

SAILLE; Apr. 16-May 14
Tree: Willow
Symbol: Sea Serpent

Saille is a sign of Earth mysteries, psychic gifts, and healing. From earliest times, the willow has been a sacred tree. Willow's deep roots connect the Faery realm with the land of the Celts. People born under this sign often possess a gift for seeing what others may miss seeing. Saille people often have a long, clear memory. Willow trees are associated with Danu, Ceridwen, and the Druids. An ancient sea serpent swims to the remotest depths of the sea, and like the willow, brings hidden knowledge t
the surface. Cirein Croin, the Scottish sea serpent of legend, is said to be the largest of all living creatures. May Day, the ancient Celtic celebration of Beltane, is May 1.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 226 of 1288: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Fri, Oct 29, 1999 (23:47) * 19 lines 
 
Here's some stuff I found on a website called "The Celtic Heart." I had no idea that a Celtic astrology chart existed, but so it does and it's very interesting. I'm going to post it in sections, since it's quite long.

BETH; Dec. 24-Jan. 21
Tree: Birch
Symbol: White Stag

Those born under the sign of Beth have a gift for creating amazing and wonderful things. The lunar influences surrounding this sign bestow abilities and talents for building things that last and are of great value. Beth people have tenacity, practicality, good judgement and patience. There is great charm here and success comes easily when self-criticism ceases. The Birch is flexible, steady, rooted in strength as it reaches toward the limitless sky. Beth is the first letter of the Ogham alphabet. The
great Celtic stag carries the spirit of the first forest. His power brings connection with unseen possibilities. Stag energy is full with gentleness, loyalty, and courage. Honoring intuition brings success.

LUIS; Jan. 22-Feb. 18
Tree: Rowan
Symbol: Dragon

Those who are born under the sign of the Celtic month Luis are blessed with quickness of mind, inspiration, and a gift for communication of all kinds. Rowan's legendary ability to absorb a bolt of lightning has made it a tree of inspiration and power. The mighty Rowan is a reminder that nature and the land have powers to inspire and guide you. Special care must be given to honor both the realms of practicality and inspiration. Dragon is a protector of the great Celtic treasure. The ancient Fire Drago
keeps the secrets and visions of the bards. The great treasure of the Dragon is the magical wisdom of the Druids. The great Celtic Festival of Fire, Imbolc, is Feb. 2.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 227 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Oct 29, 1999 (23:56) * 1 lines 
 
I dunno...that Apr 16 - May 14 is my son, and he is absolutely a brick when it comes to psychic things and healing arts - but he has done it for me when I lost it on a lava flow and thought I was gonna die...he took me aside, sat me down and talked to me till I gathered myself back togehther. Perhaps there IS something here!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 228 of 1288: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:14) * 21 lines 
 
UATH; May 15-June 12
Tree: Hawthorn
Symbol: Chalice

Those born under the sign of Uath are often able to charm those around them without effort. Talents are many for those born at this time of year including a flair for the dramatic and a strong sense of self. Uath favors actors, artists, dancers, and politicians. Skill at subtle negotiation and diplomacy are also common. Hawthorn stands quietly in strength and knowledge. The chalice of Celtic legend, the Grail cup, and Dagda's inexhaustible cauldron, are all symbols of the gifts that flow to those who
are worthy. Chalices and cauldrons represent the ancient caves and wells of Ireland, from which all good things flow freely to those who honor the land.

DUIR; June 13-Jul. 9
Tree: Oak
Symbol: Horse

Duir is the month of the great oak. It is from this tree that the Druids got their name. The word Druid means "oak knowledge." People born under this sign have a natural affinity for religious or spiritual matters. Healers, artists, and visionaries are often born in Duir. The oak stands strong and wise as the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year, passes on June 21. Those born in the month Duir who study and learn skills are capable of deep understanding. The horse is the great love of the Ce
tic people. Tales of the strength, courage, beauty, and faithfulness of the horse fill Celtic legends. The horse's balance of strength and beauty is celebrated in Epona.

TINNE; Jul. 10-Aug. 6
Tree: Holly
Symbol: Lion

The month of Tinne is a time of putting things in order. Those born under this sign have a special gift for figuring out difficult problems and puzzles. They are often people of great patience and kindness, who delight in mental games. Tinne people are often lucky. Tinne's plant is holly. Holly is favored in Celtic religious and festive celebrations. The holly's sharp leaves are a reminder to temper kindness with caution. The lion, like the cat, is a symbol of skill, intuition, strength, and agilit
. The Irish say, "Nature shines through the cat's eyes." The energy of the great cat balances the generous, giving nature of those born in the month of Tinne. The Celtic harvest festival Lugnasadh is celebrated on Aug. 1.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 229 of 1288: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (00:19) * 2 lines 
 
Here I am in telnet and you have posted our birthdays...oh my...and others as well...gasp!
very interesting...I shall email you shortly...as soon as I get back to windows!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 230 of 1288: Amy Keene  (Irishprincess) * Sat, Oct 30, 1999 (22:39) * 15 lines 
 
COLL; Aug. 7-Sept. 2
Tree: Hazel
Symbol: Salmon

Coll is the month of Hazel, the Celtic "Tree of Wisdom." People born in the month of Coll have a gift for intuition and great wisdom. They often make excellent scholars, poets, and scientists. Inner journeys are the key to unlocking the special gifts of Coll people. Hazel branches are used as divining rods to uncover earth's hidden springs. In Celtic legend, salmon ate the Nine Hazels of Wisdom and knew all things. A Druid told his servant, the boy Fionn MacCumaill, to cook the salmon, but not eat a
bit of it. Fionn burned his finger when he poked the salmon and licked it to cool the burn. At that moment, all knowledge left the salmon and entered Fionn.

MUIN; Sept. 3-Sept. 30
Tree: Vine
Symbol: Swan

Muin heralds a time of full ripening and pleasures of the senses. Those born in the month of Muin are expressive and feel emotions strongly. Often they are engaged in lifelong pursuits that benefit others. A love of beauty, home, and companionship are often major influence on decisions. Vine twists and spirals through the life of Muin people, connecting all things. Close lifelong friendships are common for people born under this sign. Swan stories are an important part of Celtic tradition. For gene
ations, Celtic bards tell many a tale of those who took the form of graceful swans. This creature is closely connected with enchantment and the Faery realm. Autumnal Equinox is celebrated on Sept. 23.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 231 of 1288: Stacey Tinianov  (stacey) * Thu, Dec 16, 1999 (17:22) * 3 lines 
 
hey... what astrological genius has fallen down on the job????

Hey baby... what's my sign say??


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 232 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Dec 16, 1999 (18:49) * 1 lines 
 
I think most interest in horrorscopes devolved into ParaSpring or just got shuffled aside. Anyone know why this Gemini has bronchitis? What's your sign, Oh Great Pasquina?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 233 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (08:55) * 12 lines 
 
Sagittarius
What seems like a good idea to you makes no sense to someone else.
Creativity can get you around obstacles, but it can also create them. You
get your way with a convincing explanation, but people believe you because
of the positive aura you project today. By having fun with work projects
that are usually a bore, you get a lot more done than others around you.
Keep that positive feeling going after work, and someone will be
instinctively drawn to you in a romantic way.

Right on! On the money today.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 234 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (08:59) * 29 lines 
 
And now, Infospace gives you Aries:

You are inspired to take the initiative -- in fact, you are compelled.
Self-fulfilling prophecies begin and end with you. Your destiny rests
lightly in your hands. The best way to steer things in a positive
direction is to stop planning and start doing. Action is your best friend
today. Don't sit around and wait for others to take the lead. Be a pioneer
and others will follow in your direction. Propose an idea at work -- your
enthusiasm will help in all your endeavors.

Gemini: Socializing with coworkers may be on the agenda for today or
tonight, and the results should be promising. Let your hair down and have
a good time -- anything is possible! You'll find that opening up to other
people today will reap rewards for you. By giving a bit of yourself,
others will find it easier to open up to you. You will discover things
about your coworkers you never expected. That will be all it takes to turn
a coworker into a friend.

Cancer: You need to think creatively to get around an obstacle that will
not be moved. Confrontation is more than useless at this point. Ignoring
the problem or waiting it out might be options for the very patient. Time
has a tendency to shed new light on these situations, so try to keep your
emotions in check and deal with this tomorrow when the Moon moves into
Taurus. Don't go to your boss with problems today -- just complain about
them after work and sleep it off. You'll feel much better tomorrow.

What other signs do folks have that may not be covered by these four?




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 235 of 1288: Stacey Tinianov  (stacey) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (09:05) * 2 lines 
 
Woo Woo!
I'm a pioneer!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 236 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (09:06) * 3 lines 
 
So what self fulfilling prophecies are you going to make?




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 237 of 1288: Alexander  (aschuth) * Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (11:38) * 1 lines 
 
"You gonna be rich or else, kid!"


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 238 of 1288: Alexander  (aschuth) * Tue, Feb 22, 2000 (13:40) * 1 lines 
 
And up to now, it really worked or else, too!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 239 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Feb 22, 2000 (14:50) * 1 lines 
 
Is there more stress on "really worked" or "or else"???


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 240 of 1288: Alexander  (aschuth) * Wed, Feb 23, 2000 (18:11) * 1 lines 
 
Too much stress to think about it seriously, I'm afraid. ;=}


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 241 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Feb 23, 2000 (22:47) * 1 lines 
 
Oh, Alexander! *H u g s*, I am so sorry!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 242 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (11:22) * 98 lines 
 
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You find yourself looking forward to the weekend with a
great deal of expectation as well you should. An old love
will be back in town today and with a very few words you
convince this person to stick around...at least until the
wedding bells ring for you two.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Woeking or constantly studing all the time can get you
down before you know it. This would be a good weekend
to plan some exciting adventures with good friends.
Today would be excellent for rounding them up and mak-
ing your plans.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Spring break is here, almost; it is time to get your
travel plans arrainged. Make it a safe week and try
to keep your activities down to a mild roar so you
will be able to relax and get yourself prepared for
the rest of the year.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Being the loving nurturing person that you are, both
female and male, you find that people who need this
type of understanding is drawn to you today and since
this is what you like to do, you are prefectly comfort-
able in raising their spirits and self-confidence.


LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Negative Leo may try to ease in today but you soon become
aware of your actions and your attitude and put a quick
stop to it. Positive Leo is a joy to behold as he/she
cannot accomplish enough to suit them and always makes
someone happy.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You may be feeling a little critical today about the
accomplishments of someone close to you but when you
stop and think about it, that person has done quite
a job considering the lack of skills he/she had to
work woth.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Your loving disposition will come to the fore today
when you get a fright about a loved ones health sit-
uation and life expectancy. Not to worry though as
this person has had the best of care and will be very
likely to pull through.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
After so many emotional ups and downs this week you
will find today to be unexpectedly relaxing and calm.
Things will go off exactly as you have them planned
and higher ups will see eye to eye with you on busi-
ness situations.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Back home from the hospital may seem strange for you
at first as the new rules you have to follow are so
alien to you. Take heart, you will soon be your old
self again and wonder how you could ever have been
that sick in the first place. ;-}

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The weekend coming up will be a good one for getting
the nose off the business grindstone and invest some
of your time with those who love and need you. Plan
some activities with the family and try not to think
of work pending at the office.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may be in your helpful Hanna mode today but be
very sure that the person you plan on helping actual-
ly wants your help enough to ask for it or you could
suffer a rebuff for you efforts. Everyone who needs
help doesn't always appreciate it.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Take off for a warm spot this weekend so the fishes
can enjoy some water sports and fun. You need the
relaxation of doing nothing but what you want to do
for a few days. That will bring you out of the winter
depressions and back into the sunshine.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 243 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (17:34) * 1 lines 
 
Not!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 244 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (17:47) * 1 lines 
 
hey, that's what i was gonna say!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 245 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:15) * 1 lines 
 
Should I unsubscribe and let you post it? I am always concerned as you have a job and family which needs you whereas I just have The Spring =) It's up to you, entirely since this is your kuleana, you know!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 246 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:16) * 1 lines 
 
who are you talking to? (terry, i would guess)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 247 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:22) * 2 lines 
 
Nope - Wolfie! I thought you were going to post the same horoscope I posted.
Did I misinterpret again?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 248 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:25) * 1 lines 
 
Does Terry really read this stuff? Nah! Lofty individual that he is, he does not have the time nor the inclination to peruse the mortal ramblings of the mortals with whom he shares his bandwidth *smiling naughtily*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 249 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:31) * 1 lines 
 
sorry *grin* no, i just figured we'd leave it in paraspring.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 250 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:38) * 1 lines 
 
I read it!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 251 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Mar 10, 2000 (18:57) * 1 lines 
 
oooh! (I knew you would - on your palm pilot? And are you on break from hammering and such? Does the boss know *wink*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 252 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Mar 11, 2000 (12:28) * 99 lines 
 
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Saturday, March 11, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A chance encounter with an attractive person from long ago
has the potential to completely change your thinking, thus
your path through life. Be sure that you have all your work
caught up as you will not want to waste a minute of your
weekend on such mundane things.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Gather up your love and make an adventure out of a short
trip to the mountains or the seashore. Kick back and enjoy
life today since you are well deserving after such a stren-
uous week on the job.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you break in your quite mode and it will take a little
doing for you to loosen up and enjoy yourself. A loved one
is ready to say yes and now the rest is up to you, time to
put aside your wishy washy thinking and come right to the
point.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Love comes knocking on your door today but do not be in
too big a hurry to jump into an affair before all the
facts are in...some people can be trusted, others can't.
You might be better off in keeping this one as a friend
only or throwing him back into the sea.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
The roaring lion may make the decision to get roaring
drunk today but don't! That could be the worst decision
of your life and cost more than you can even imagine at
this point in time. Stay sober and alert today if you
would keep you and yours safe from harm.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Getting a good early laugh by land line from a loved one
starts your day off on a good note that you carry with
you all day long. Employees notice your upbeat attitude
and adjust theirs subconsciously, thus making for a good
day for all.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A sweet disposition is all that will win the new interest
over to your way of thinking today...love. People will be
looking to you today for help and advice and you give
these in such a generous manner that your popularity in-
creases by a hundred fold.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Demanding your own way is not the way to get it from this
particularly stubborn person you are wedded too. Sugar
catches more flies than vinegar and this is a good time
to pour some of it on. Be sure you don't say things you
don't mean as this person will know.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A change of scenery today could go far in changing your
mood and outlook on life in general. Try the seashore
and if that is too far away, the mountains would make
a good choice. Even a walk down a quiet country road
can help out.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
An ill child shows all the signs of keeping you cooped
up for the day and the weekend. Don't worry, children
can improve overnight and you may yet get a chance to
do some of the things you have been planning, such as
your yard preparations.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If the weather permits, this would be a good day for
taking a nice leisurely walk and just soaking up the
sunshine. Try not to let your mind dwell on anything
unpleasant today as you recharge your batteries and
get prepared for the weekend to come.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A good friend gives you some excellent advice but you
find it hard to take as it is not what you really want
to do. the choice is yours; do what you want to do or
do the thing that will be fair to everyone involved.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 253 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Mar 13, 2000 (11:20) * 99 lines 
 
(Yesterday's was a no-show...sorry!)
Horoscope for March 13, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
One of those rare, storm free days when you have all the
emotions under control and everything seems to run smooth
for you. You will find it easy today to convince others of
things that they have not previously shared your viewpoint
on.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Your credit card has come through just in time for you to
catch some sprintime bargains. Be careful not to max out
the card right away. If you do fill it up now, it becomes
just another monthly debt.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you get the ok from your partner to go ahead and make
the necessary changes you knew would be needed shortly and
you already had planned out and ready. This would not be a
good day to take any risks, either small or large, as every-
thing holds the possibility of loss today.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A domestic dispute has you ready to walk away but you lean
more in a practical manner in making up with your spouse.
Love is in your heart and down to earth basics is in your
mind; express the love and not the mind if you hope to win
this one. A raise, promotion, or bonus could be yours on
this day.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Daydreaming at work is not recommended today as it could
possibly cause you to have a small accident if you work
around any type of machinery, by becoming absent minded
at the wrong time. Creative, and inspired ideas are yours
today.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This is a good day for shopping but not a good day at all
for gambling pursuits as there could be losses in risk tak-
ing for you. Domestic activity should be of great interest
to you tonight as your spouse may have some wonderful news.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
If you are interested in the arts or have anything to do
with the printed page, this appears to be your day for
inspiration, and even contracts as your ability to express
yourself is high today. Talking with financial managers
and partners are also favored.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Today take everything you hear with a grain of salt,
(take a show me attitude), as there is a high pro-
bability of deception in your affairs now. This is
also not a good day to put any credence into rumors
you may hear about anything.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Dealings with the public is favored today as your charisma
is strong, and you will have a greater response to your
ideas than you have had in the past. You will have a small
domestic dispute in the evening after a smooth day at work.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Your mind will be centered on study or research today and
you find you have a breakthrough even if it is only an
inspired form of work, or method of research, that will
get you to finished faster. Talking with leaders and
managers will be gainful for you today.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A good friend has been keeping an eye on your ongoing
project, and he or she has some definite ideas that
he/she wants to share with you. Take a few minutes of
your valuable time to listen to this person, it will
pay off to heed the advice.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
An unexpected, guest shows up out of nowhere for the week
and you find yourself pressed for time but you do not let
this trouble you as you make room. Children may feel out
of sorts and a little mean today but you deal admirably
with them.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 254 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (11:36) * 99 lines 
 
Horoscope for March 14

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't be too hard on yourself today as others don't blame
you near as much as you blame you. Walking around feeling
depressed is just not your style so you soon snap out of
it as you fight your way to the winners circle.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
So, you are a little eccentric today but you have your
own ideas about how things should be done. Your ideas
are not those of others as you march to your own drummer
not theirs. Pay no attention to the slumbering herd as
you are among the wide awake inventors of the future.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
When it is called for Gemini can just drop everything
and walk away, and today you elect to leave certain
things behind no matter how much you care about them,
and in the long run you will see that this is the
smartest move you have ever made.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Getting all your accounts up to date is of importance
to you now, to let you know where you stand and whether
or not it would be wise to rock the boat by changing a
few things. If your business has grown sufficiently it
would be a good idea to invest in a year around
accountant.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Working as a team may be appealing to you as but in
order for your team to function well you must exercise
those leadership abilities that you are so well known
for. Don't let someone get you down today as there is
always one around.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Unsettling news today may not be good for letting you
know where you stand on certain issues, the situation
is too iffy to do any real evaluation on it. Friends
understand your feelings and try to help you out, this
is something best handled with your own judgment.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
There is a feeling of expectation in the air at due to
a coming event, so if you hang around the water cooler
today try to keep an ear open and you will be surprised
at the helpful information that you may be able to pick
up in this way.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is not a good day to bet on anything or even buy
lottery tickets, in fact it is a day best spent in bed.
Not that anything awful seems slated to happen to you
in the duration of your day, but I would say that today
you will fall under 'Murphy's law'.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your inner strength sees you through a trying day with
most of the hurt on the inside and not showing to the
world. You will soon see the right way to go to the
heart of the matter and gain the victory. Follow your
psychic faculties to the limit.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A wonderful day for you just overflowing with love and
happiness as your true love returns with love and for-
giveness in his or her heart. A resolution to change
your ways will keep you steadfast and true from here
on out as you now know who you want.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Today you will wear a happy grin all day long. It is
just one of those days where everything seems to go
right and you couldn't lose if you tried. This could
be a good day to try your hand at a few lottery tickets;
just don't go overboard.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A sensitive situation has you involved with an ex and
exploring this problem together seems strange. It is
perfectly natural to feel an attraction for this person
as at one time you were madly in love and you have the
children to prove it; best not to pursue this




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 255 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (19:30) * 1 lines 
 
what am i gonna drop and leave behind? (gemini)......have i done it and will know tomorrow? oh, wait! i know, my stitches were removed!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 256 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Mar 14, 2000 (21:23) * 93 lines 
 
For March 15th
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Using your natural abilities will help you in your negotiations
early today. Unexpected surprises from the strangest areas could
be yours so don't be surprised at anything. Being a progressive
thinker in your business world serves you well all day.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Keep up a happy front today even if your heart is not in the
mood for it. Sometimes we can even fool ourselves long enough
to get through a trying situation. Children are wonderful
today and you are so proud of them. Think up a good reward.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today is a hectic for you as you can barely catch your breath
between chores. Don't let yourself get overtired, take a break
before you are so exhausted that you require it. Domestic
problems may be over tonight as you come up with an inspired
compromise.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A good day for everything connected with your job, everything
from finding a new job to obtaining a raise where you are. Be
careful that you do not let a coworker draw you into a personal
quarrel, always try to sray out of the middle.


LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
No one will be able to win at the one-up-man-ship game over you
today as you have the ability that your esp gives you to see
right to the center and beyond on all issues. Trust your
instincts today, they are right on track.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
An important day coming up for you today and it will be
exceptionally good in the original ideas department. Your
ideas are incisive and cutting edge today and it seems you
can do no wrong! Enjoy yourself as days like this are rare!

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A particularly irritating family matter may be bothering you
and you almost let it interfere with your work. Luckily you
catch your attitude in time and change it. Keep smiling until
you finish out the day, then you can give your problem mental
house room.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
In financial dealings today you are a canny thinker and you
are one step ahead in the negotiations. A major move may be
on your mind today and there is not enough hours in the day
to take care of everything yourself; why not delegate the
jobs?

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Manipulating another person is never a good idea as the person
being used may put up with it for a while but sooner or later
will rebel. You may be left holding the well known bag or
nursing a broken heart. Live and let live.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Nostalgia may be brought on today by hearing an old tune or
just seeing someone that resembles another. Getting depressed
is not going to help matters, look on the bright side, you
will be making a trip back home soon.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Buying a new computer is an adventure for you today as you
get to see all the new things that have been added since
you last purchased one. Some of you may find a very good
buy on the remanufactured ones offered by a lot of computer
stores.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A surprise party thrown for you by friends and loved ones
are happily accented today as you spend most of the day
as the center of attraction, something you enjoy being.
This would be a perfect time for that overnight visit to
Grandmas.





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Hmmm...wonder what I was supposed to leave behind....(two guesses and the first one doesn't count!) It is a good one for the 15th for Cancers to read!


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 Response 258 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Mar 16, 2000 (12:45) * 98 lines 
 
March 16, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
All of your chores will be here tomorrow so go ahead and hit
the sofa for some rest and relaxation! Rest as much as pos-
sible today, but don't neglect any important affairs that per-
tain to your family. They should be very few of them, so fret
not.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Relaxation is in order today but don't count on it. Your
demand is high because you are such a good sport and your
friends always want you around. Take a little time tonight
to rest and be ready for a demanding work day tomorrow.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
It is time for that heart to heart talk with your spouse
about the way the finances have been handled lately. En-
list the spouses cooperation in cutting down on the
frivolous spending so you can save enough for that down-
payment you need.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You must take a firm stand today on some moral issues that
concern the family. Firm up their confidence in God, for
you know better than most that the family that prays
together stays together. You know how to plan things with,
not for, them in order to get their cooperation.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Try a small courtship to strengthen up your love and your
vows today. Get a baby-sitter, if needed, and treat him/
er to dinner at a fancy restaurant. Evening brings a few
problems With a friend, But you manage to clear things up
quickly.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You may be called on in the role of trouble shooter today
at work and you can handle it well alone but in this case
I would stand firm for an assistant to be given you.
Remember, if you stick your two cents in, have someone
there with equal or better stuck right in with you.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Either you and your spouse are expecting a baby, or you
have relatives who are. The happy event should begin
sometime today. Remember to keep calm and not faint, as
the doctor needs to spend all his time with the mother
and not with you!!!

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
An elderly relative may need your help today. Maybe just
to visit or, if in another state, wants you to call them.
This person could have something important to tell you.
Loved ones benefit greatly today if you make the time to
show them how much you really care.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
There are so many good things you will miss out on if you
wind up angry with someone today. Be your happy self and
let the love show. Take the family out for a treat or a
visit with the relatives. Don't take everything to heart,
it's not aimed at you.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Feeling rested after your vacation will enable you to put
in a good day on the job. A nice restaurant at lunch time
is in order for today, then a quiet afternoon with the
family as you plan your up coming trip.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Some of you may find a very good buy on the internet. Take
a while this afternoon to plan your future job strategy or
the approach you will use when you ask for that raise.
Children need your guidance today so be alert to what they
are asking of you.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your advice is very useful and well received today so don't
let any one talk you out of helping. You accomplish more
than you thought you could at work today. Get involved with
your local youth group. You are, as usual, brimming over
with bright ideas and plans.





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YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Friday, March 17, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your optimism is high during the morning hours but you may
start to feel fairly annoyed as you find your plans being
changed by other people. Don't let it get you upset, just
grin and keep on going. Later you can go home and stick
your feet up and forget the whole thing.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Wanting to do your thing and go your way is a common
among most people and doubly so in the single person
in the single person, but if you are married you
should tell someone how and where you can be reached
due to emergencies.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you may remember parts, or even all, of a particu-
larly vivid dream. This could be a warning dream so take
the time to meditate on it to find out what your sub-
conscious is trying to tell you; you will not regret the
time you spend on this one.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Planning a short trip may keep you occupied for most of
the day but be prepared for a little disappointment when
some of your plans are changed; best not to set them in
cement. Get together with the family and make every ef-
fort to please them.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Roll up your sleeves and get out there with the rest of
the workers, they may need to see you as one of the guys
and not just as the boss; you could see some tense sit-
uation evaporate if you do. Others will find that pitch-
ing in and helping will give their esteem a big boost.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Getting on the team is the only thing that will succeed
today and you are aware of this and pull out all the
stops to interact creatively with a coworker to meet a
close deadline. A minor traffic accident is possible if
you are not alert today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Feel like going to the shore on a quit it and go whim?
Then do it, you haven't done anything spontaneous for a
long time and it would do you a lots of good. This is a
beautiful day and you are much too alert to spend it
indoors.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Your latest plans for a new business is turning around
in your brain like a jewel. Take that idea, polish it
up and watch your success! Try not to work yourself in-
to exhaustion as then you will lose your 'edge'.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your day at work should prove to be interesting due to
an unexpected surprise in the afternoon. The time for
community planning is here and you are asked to head
up your local committee, just be sure that you can
spare the time before you say yes.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The best thing to do is to admit ones mistakes and go
forward, so try not to sweep mistakes under the rug
today, yours or a pals, as the rug could be moved and
the damage then would be three times as bad.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If you are socializing with big wigs today be on your
best behavior. Someone you connect with could become
important to your personal business affairs, or even
a silent partner. Change some appointmentss today if
necessary to attend.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Hold on to your hat, because the day is really going
to be exciting! Look for possible new promotions, or
new friendships! You also may encounter someone in
need. Don't turn them away as you may bring on some
bad vibes.




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Horoscope for March 18, 2000

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be on guard when making purchases
today. You may have a lot of money, making you wasteful. Or,
you may have little money, making you settle for less than
the best. Target your expenses carefully.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your social connections open up
today. Emphasize the personal touch. You can be charming
if you put your mind to it. There are clubs and organ-
izations you surely deserve to belong to; apply for member-
ship.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Look past your current employment
to avocational interests. You may have some hobby which
could bring in extra income or increase your prestige.
Start looking into this today for your later years.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Expand your contacts with organ-
izations and societies which promote your interests. You're
needing the society of like-minded people, so join a club
and feel connected!

LEO (July 23-August 22): Your career gets a boost today.
You may get good news about your taxes if you've on the
ball, perhaps even a refund. It's a good time to plan on
maximizing your employer's benefits.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Your empathy serves to
create strong bonds today. Insofar as you are congenial
and friendly, you can strongly and positively influence
the lives of friends and strangers alike.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You're apt to be of
great help but be left unappreciated. Be content that
you're making things look easy, and not contributing
to anxiety. Your kindness registers an impression for
later.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): This is a good time
to build, repair or strengthen bridges between yourself
and friends. Emphasize the good times and express your
willingness to have more. Proposing, even marriage, is
good.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You are feeling
optimistic today, and you're especially inclined to make
a window of opportunity count for something. You're wil-
ling to defer a good time until after you've taken care
of business.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Spend quality time
with your children today. They would benefit by a romp
in the park or a visit to a local museum or attraction.
Let your own inner child have fun while you're at it.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Self-worth is very
important to you. You can understand that inner quality
is more important than how much you possess. A self-
improvement course will work wonders for you.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): You have a low tolerance
for frustration today. This is a good time to get away
from it all. If on vacation, you've chosen a good week-
end for it. If you can't get away, create a retreat at
home.



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For March 20, 2000

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Cooperation is highlighted today.
Troubles arise from too much dependence rather than having
well-defined roles and realistic expectations. When boundaries
get blurred, there is less clarity of function.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your generosity tends to be ill-
conceived today. You tend to take on more work, when others
need to be given more responsibility. You could wind up giving
until you're emotionally and physically exhausted.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your mind is probably far away from
where you are now. Beware of day-dreaming too much. Can your
fantasies of a vacation be turned into reality? Start planning
your dream trip.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pitfalls in your tax return can be
uncovered if you go through it again. Review investment options
at your bank. You're feeling exploratory, though watch out for
a tendency to be too impressionable.

LEO (July 23-August 22): Your day-dreams and fantasies are
close to the surface today. You're apt to treat people
according to your wishful thinking, rather than as they are.
Stay close to reality.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Life seems like a big barter
system today. Everyone uses everyone else; and you must buy
into this to get what you want. Or, you can introduce love
and fairness to start setting things right.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You tend to put emphasis on
popularity, and to rely on that to carry you through the day.
Maintain your advantage with definite accomplishments, despite
your inclination to let them slide.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): A distorted perception of
your importance can lead you into making bad decisions. Put
wishful thinking aside; don't dwell on your sense of self-
importance. Emphasize doing what's right.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You are too open to
outside influences, so you need to be wise and deliberate
about whom you allow to influence you. Allow only positive
thoughts and images to run through your mind.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): You may certainly feel
you're not getting paid enough for what you're doing today.
Money isn't the issue, but your ability to adapt and stay
spiritually focused.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): You're feeling basically
trusting today. People tend to pin their hopes on you, and
it's up to you to live up to them or declare them invalid.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): You try to lessen friction by
trying to please, but this may set the stage for being taken
advantage of. Protect your interests first instead of trying
to help too much.





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March 21, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Stay in control today. Don't make a big purchase on a whim
and then have to struggle to make ends meet for months to
pay it off. Learning to sucessfully manage your income is
one of the hard lessons that Aries must learn to succeed
in life.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
The dancing or fencing lessons are starting to pay off in
lower weight and more poise and gracefulness, keep at it.
Sign a child up for some karate lessons today to help him/
er learn self control and give them the ability to defend
themselves.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Sports is a big thing for you and you like them all! Just
be careful you do not neglect someone special while you
are glued to the tv set. If you are a player you may see
an interest shown in your abilities by those who count.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You and your spouse may be thinking of adopting a child
or becoming foster parents. This is a wonderful idea as
long as you have lots of love to offer and a stable home
environment. The rest of the family is pleased with your
decision.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
If you are in the services there is a chance that you will
get your orders for transfer overseas today. Don't worry,
this will be a place where you can relocate your whole
family and really enjoy the tour of duty.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Someone close to you may be having some problems but seeing
this person every day may cause you not to notice. Look
closely and and be more observant so this person knows that
he/she can lean on you.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Don't take it lying down! This is not the right day to give
in to others when it is going against your best interests.
Give as good as you get today and you will see a marked rise
in respect from a certain person.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Taking a bad attitude with a loved one is not conducive to
making the relationship last very long. Be the eagle today
and soar above the lower, baser urges of humanity and spend
your time building people up, not tearing them apart.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A shakeup at work could leave a good opening that you are
just right for. Stand up and ask for it as that is the only
way you will get it, hurry though, as someone could beat you
to the punch. A good night for relaxing in front of the fire.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
So, you may have got dumped. So what? It happens all the time
and this time you are lucky that it happened to you because
yes, a lot of the rumors you heard were true. A new love will
be entering your life just any time now and then you will
understand just how lucky you are.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may be all ready for the parties to begin but your other
half could be in the mood to stay home and cuddle. It would
be wise to get in the cuddling mood yourself as there have
already been enough parties to make things a little shaky
at home.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today you put aside all other thoughts when a friend or
loved one comes to you for haven and help. You go all out
and let this person move in. Remember there is another
half of the match running around mad as can be. First sign
of trouble dial 911.





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YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Wednesday, March 22, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may make some friends or meet a potential mate as you
spend the day socializing. Look for some major personal
developments today to bring on major changes in your life,
all for the better, as your luck is still holding.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Delays, snafus and mixups plague you today as nothing seems
to get anywhere on time or to the right person. Quitting
early, if you can get away with it, seems like the best idea
going. Tomorrow will be better.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Just because you are on cloud nine over your great good luck
don't let it get the best of your good sense, you could come
up with some wild ideas at this point and that would set the
business planning back. Be sure you calm down and listen to
wiser heads.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Problems that have kept you upset lately finally get cleared
up and you are in a fantastic mood, you know now that you are
on the right track in your affairs. Family and friends plan a
surprise tonight and you will be the honored guest.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You are in demand now and the world just can't get along with-
out you even though you may be counting on a laid back day when
all you want to do is rest; resting is a great idea if anyone
would let you. Try "disappearing" for a while today.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Some minor setbacks and disappointment today but you manage
to make the most of the day by turning events to your advan-
tage. The family needs to be added to your list of must do
as they need more of your company.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Gambling is addictive but you are not much drawn to it unless
you think you have got an edge, well that edge can get dull
leaving you with empty pockets, a thing you cannot abide.
Think it over and you will not even be tempted.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You should be extra careful in any business move you make
today as everything is a gamble and lady luck is fickle.
The less you let others know of your business the better
it will be for you in the long run.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
The only way to make big career move is to aggressively go
after what you want, if you play it too cool you will see
others getting there ahead of you. A loved one may be plan-
ning a trip, be sure all the safety points are discussed
first.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Take some time out and be by yourself for awhile today if
you have been socializing a bit much lately. You need to
get your thoughts back together. Romance is more likely
without a crowd around so take your love to a nice se-
cluded restaurant for dinner.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Don't go off on a tangent and do something out of character
for you today, as it won't pay off. You will receive some
welcome news from an investment today and that will be your
light at the end of the tunnel.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
The praise you receive from someone today will be hard won
as you have given this project every minute you could spare
for months. Your charm and wit today will win you a positive
response to an age old question.





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Horoscope for March 23, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is not a good time to allow friends to become indebted
to you on a personal basis, but if you have already, you
will have trouble collecting. Your work will go slowly today
due to interferences of family members, this is not good for
your business.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
When that overly attractive love tries to "start the relation
ship" up again it will be best if you turn a deaf ear. Of
course, some people want to be used so you could make up, but
it will only mean more heartbreak. Invite some real friends
over tonight.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
A friend who may give the impression of being weak comes
through strong for you today when you need him the most.
You may also meet with some unexpected expenses that
threaten to overwhelm you, but you manage to stay ahead
of the bill collectors.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Some mean things may be said behind your back today but an
unexpected person defends you. A slip on the job could
result in a minor injury today if you do not stay alert in
all things. Your secret admirer comes out of hiding.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
With your psychic level at its peak, morning hours are
filled with possibilities of moving up a few notches on
the job. Although things tend to slow down in the after-
noon, you are still moving right along while the others
are falling behind. Promote your interests.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You don't like to have to ask, but in this case you may
have to as a difficulty about money could cause you some
anger when a friend denies owing you at all. A loyal
friend comes to your rescue tonight when someone starts
an untrue rumor about you.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Finish what you have started before you can expect to see
any increase in income from this project, this is a good
day to work on it and finish as you will have all the
peace and quiet you need. Work on it, don't think about
working on it.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Some major problems could be yours today if you adopt a
devil may care attitude. Do your own thing but don't hurt,
or ignore others, in the process; this could lead to dif-
ficulties, especially marital.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You should try very hard not to be to critical of a small
child as he/she is too young to understand that you only
mean it in a constructive way. You have a good day at
work, scoring quite a few points with your boss. Evening
may bring a few disagreements.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
People today may have ideas that are terribly different
from yours, but they still deserve their turn to be heard;
use tact and tolerance in all your dealings at work and at
home. Encouragement comes from unusual places.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may find that your new schedule has caused the secretary
to become confused and give out erronous information. Don't
worry, it won't happen again as your schedule should now be
steady and known to all. Don't take your frustration home to
a loved one.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Finish a creative project today as the boss has been pacing
the floor waiting for it. Through the actions of someone who
is highly excitable you find yourself in a quandry regarding
personal plans. Relax, you may miss meeting someone that you
would really rather not see.






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March 24, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Take bold action where necessary today to insure that your
ideas are at least placed under consideration at work. Your
ideas are fresh and innovative enough to be of a big help
to the company. Someone offers you some advice today; think
it over.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You will see an increase in your net worth today with the
purchase of some stock that no one else had faith in. Your
family and friends are proud of your tactical insight into
the market. Children may exhibit some temperament in the
evening.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Major changes is on the horizon for you today, whether for
good or bad will have to be decided by you and your actions,
but I would say it is for your good in the long run. Your
mood may be slightly down today but don't let it make you
snap at others.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You are usually a very private person and can well follow
your own path because you know where you want it to lead
you. Understanding others and staying one up keeps you a
step ahead of the competition, so your future is assured
by your actions today.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Try to be lenient today with everyone. If you are too bold
or aggressive today it could cause you some major embarrass-
ment as well as a major loss of prestige and position in your
company. Don't become an overlord.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Working within your budget is going to be hard for you today
but well worth the effort, not just in business, but in per-
sonal as well. Watch your credit card charges today as they
could get out of hand! Keep financial dealings to a simpli-
fied minimum.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is a good day to add up all the things that have been
eating up your ready cash and then cut out the things that
you can live without. You will be surprised how well this
works, even in affairs of the heart; translate cash as
love.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Set your priorities today concerning business and pleasure
and get the family to respect your time 'at work' even if
your work is at home. To prosper you will need some ground
rules, make the necessary rules for your personal work
habits.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A teenager could be giving you trouble right now, but the
rules you lay down today will pay off later. An error made
in the past will come back to haunt you today, but you get
that straight and have things back to normal before the
day is out.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The world is ready for those good ideas that you have been
mulling over lately. An investment you made late last year
begins to pay off today as you get the good news from your
bookkeeper. Keep up the good work.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
We must all make a few of our own mistakes from time to
time in order to grow and change, this could be the uni-
versal motive behind a certain event that transpires to-
day in a friends life. You may not be able to help but
you will try.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A friend comes to you for solace and advice, and your
first reaction is to think that you don't have the time
to deal with someone elses problems when you have your
own to muddle through, but you realize that it is you
that God sent him/her to, and you manage to help.




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 Response 266 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Mar 25, 2000 (12:48) * 91 lines 
 
March 25, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Assembling furniture may not be your type of thing but you
have willing hands to help you today and the job is soon
finished. Don't forget to express your appreciation and
give credit where it is due. A good all around day for
Aries.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Being the bull in the china shop could get you in hot water
with someone special if you go bumbling around in the middle
of other peoples problems. Taking care of your own will be
a full time job today.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
The devil made you do it may be a valid excuse today as the
"twin" half could be exactly what caused you to make the
error that started all the fuss in the first place. Make
your decisions firm today and stick to them.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Finishing up those projects today could be your main focus
unless of course you are into do it yourself car repair in
which case you will be very busy running down parts and
operating on your vehicle.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Being the boss should not be as important as getting along
with others on an equal basis is today. Bossy people are
shunned by most and it is not conducive to a a longterm
relationship. Take a deep breath and go out and have some
fun.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You respond to someones need today and lend a helping hand,
fortunately (?) this catches you in your goofy mood and
keeps half the people roaring with laughter and the other
half just roaring at you; all in good fun though.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You may be in a dead end job with no chance of advancement
and have been searching for a new position with an upwardly
mobile company. The offer you get today promises to be the
way to go. A loved one is with you one hundred percent on
your change.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
It would be a good thing to keep a low profile today. At
least until a certain person calms down. There could be
some disquieting episodes at work but you handle them
ith your usual tact and diplomacy.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Be careful until your ship of fortune is tied firmly to
the dock. No one knows your business better than you do.
Assign key people to handle the parts that are running
smoothly and you handle the rest.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You are not as gullible as someone may think and you are
able to recognize a con job when it is tried on you and
send them packing. Be cautious on the job today as there
may be a few minor mishaps.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Your love life should be noticeably picking up. If you are
single you are slated to meet mr./ms right and married
people will feel more drawn towards a loved one. You will
do well at work, and will have a lot of great new ideas.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Take advantage of your enhanced reasoning ability by addres-
sing the most unpleasant areas of your life that require a
logical approach. Pay attention to the hidden messages in
the songs of children, many gems have been mined like this.





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 Response 267 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (09:49) * 1 lines 
 
wow, mine was close for yesterday. i was in such a foul mood......snapped at everybody....


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 268 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (13:36) * 1 lines 
 
Sweetie, you have had a really rough week...You had every reason be snap. *hugs*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 269 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (13:37) * 2 lines 
 
that's what happens when you change your syntax half way through a sentence...
You had every reason to be snappy last week...I hope they all realized why.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 270 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Mar 26, 2000 (15:07) * 127 lines 
 
Aries : It's the beginning of the Aries Birthday time, starting this week. Spring Equinox, the beginning of the
astrological new year, the start of great things. The inception point for this whole new stuff thing. It's a great idea,
and it looks really good on paper. But in Texas, even though it's supposedly "spring" time, it's beginning to look a
little like summer according to some definitions, and that idea applies to you as well. Things are heating for
Aries. Now, Mars is leaving this week, which should help improve your focus. You're not going to be quite as
scattered as you have been. You're also going to feel a little tired at times, like there's just a little too much
excitement going on right now. Reminds me of weekend when I was supposed to be "off." It started on Saturday
morning, and the pressure never let up, folks coming and going, my front door should have been a a revolving
door, and I wore out a pair of boots just trying to keep up. It's going to be like that for you this week. Relax? It's a
great idea. Won't happen, though.

Taurus : Slowly, surely, steadily, Mars makes an entrance in the Tropical Zodiac Sign of Taurus this week.
Seemingly good, too. But appearances can be deceiving, and a little extra caution is urged this week. In fact, I
should have some sort of Mars Refrain worked out by now. He's an active planet, and he's going to push you to
excel this week. He's also going to start trying to finger your buttons. The buttons I'm referring to are the
emotional ones. He's going to reach for every last little button that he sees, and he's going to try to fire off
whatever he can. Better get used to this Martian energy, because it's a common theme for a little while. Sooner
or later, you're going to feel like he's right there. All I can suggest is to move like Mars does, with a degree of
stealth this week.

Gemini : There are some days when "instant gratification" just takes too long. You've got a week which is filling
up just like that. Now, the good news is that there is a group of some of your co-workers, associates and friends
who are willing to get together and go play. This is an important concept right now. But the problem with an
important concept like "play" is that it just doesn't happen fast enough for your tastes. And when you're dealing
with a group of folks, not all of them are going to be Gemini, and the ones who ain't Gemini just don't get your
need for speed. "There's an efficiency quotient in this, you know." Right, that means that you are moving at a
typical Gemini rate, and the rest of the crowd is meandering along, and according to your definition, wandering
around aimlessly. It's irritating, to say the least. Be patient with the rest of us this week. You'll get some of that
instant gratification yet, but it won't be happening quite as fast as you like.

Cancer : I like working with a chart like you've got this week. It's really a simple message. It involves one of your
least favorite activities, unless you're involved a job that you really like. It's all about work this week. There is
nothing else that is really peeking through the your own, personal heavens. I know that at least one dear Cancer
Reader will write in and complain about this, but I'm just trying to stick the astrological basics as I understand
them, and work is that central issue ó this week. We'll be happy to discuss other options in another week, but
this week, you need to plan on spending as much time as possible in your boat if your a fishing guide. The little
problem right now, if you are a fishing guide, is that the usual places where you find work, that would be fishes,
are going to have less than the usual yield. But concentration on this work related theme this week has some
serious long term benefit. That's the point.

Leo : Good times are right ahead. Good times and stupid people. Ever notice, no matter where you go, the most
moronic of drivers seem to follow you there? I moved from North East Texas to Central Texas, and those drivers
all seemed to follow me. I was visiting El Paso, and the drivers out there, obviously, weren't from there. I could
tell by the number of drivers who didn't know how to drive. So you're going to get followed around by a lot of
people this week who seem to be a little on the ignorant side. That's the polite way to put it. Of course, I've never
been politically correct myself, I don't know why I should start now, but you're getting the idea... yes, they are
following you. So you're feeling pretty good this week, and there are number of confrontations which present
themselves to you. Instead of yelling at the person, instead of that one finger salute, try something a little
different. Say a prayer. Pray for them. Pray that they find some brains and common sense soon. It's the best
thing you can do, and you don't want to ruin your good attitude.

Virgo : Things are getting better and better, moment by moment. Okay, for the Virgo who must have this
measured correctly, it's getting better inch by friggin' inch. Got that? I was tempted to use the more pejorative
term, "inch by bloody inch" but my attempts at an English accent get more and more tortured by every trip I take
out west ó West Texas ó where the drawl is more pronounced. But you're getting the idea. Just like my accent
gradually degrades into that lyric, southern, west Texas twang, your week gets better and better. Of course,
these are incremental changes for the better so it's not like you're going to feel like that there are giant strides
forward, and it's not like you're going to feel like it's necessarily a good time, but if you reflect back, look back
over the last couple of days, you'll find that yes, indeed, my most excellent Virgo friend, it has been a good
week. Changes, for the better, courtesy of Mars, are happening. Slowly, to be sure, but it's one of those things
that takes time.

Libra : There's a not so subtle shift in the planets this week. It's a harbinger of things to come in your little slice
of the sky. There's a certain degree of ease at work which comes now. Maybe not not easiest, but the problems
are quickly dealt with, and you can turn a stack of work into a series of slices for everyone else to deal with. In
fact the works disappears as fast as a free pizza does around here at the office. No sooner does the delivery
person show up, then there's a swarm of activity, like flies buzzing over a stinking road kill carcass, and then
"poof" it's all gone. Maybe Rosalind said it best: "Alack! in me what strange effect/Would they work in mild
aspect" As You Like It (IV.ii.74-5). So divvy up your work like free pizza this week, and watch it disappear.
Alack, that's the strange effect.

Scorpio : I can't seem to escape that Austin Sound for Scorpio, not this week. We're famous for music. There's
a lot of it here. It's that special, sort of country, sort of rock, sort of blues, sort of tangy, sort of bittersweet, folk,
acid, retro, post punk, alt country inspired stuff. So imagine that this week is like a song from an Austin Author,
something about Lonesome Highway Blues, but add a fiddle and some decent electric guitar stuff, and then
maybe you get some ideas. It's not all that bad, but you are going to be spending more than your share of the
week spinning along your own, personal "lonesome highway." This isn't all bad. A lot of Scorpio's like to spend
more than an inordinate amount of time solo. It seems to fit with their own personal definition of who they are.
But when you start feeling like you've been alone just about long enough, you need to head on down that
lonesome Scorpio highway. Don't worry about it. Let me know if you discover any genres of music that I've left
out of your definition of music, too.

Sagittarius : Have you ever been at the gym, reading a Wall Street Journal while walking on the treadmill? Or
you've been on the Hike and Bike path, and there's some one beside you with a portable electronic device and
ear bud speakers, but the music is cranked so loud, you can feel the bass? It's like one of my friend's car, he's
got the trickest bass boomer in the trunk. Sort of hurts if he ever gets a flat because there wasn't any room for
the spare tire, but you get the idea. This week is like that intrusion in your privacy. Now, you can do what any
rational, straight shooting ó forward thinking Sagittarius would do in this situation, you can rip that head phone
off the guy's head, yank the ear buds out of her ears, swerve and force the offending car off the road. But these
aren't good solutions. The easiest way to deal with intrusions in your space this week is to drop back. Don't
accelerate because the other guy will think it's a race. It's not a good week to be competitive. Just let them pass,
and your glorious silence will return.

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Capricorn : There is a certain ease and grace that is often associated with your sign, the sign of the Sea Goat.
Okay, maybe some astrologers don't see this ease and grace that I'm talking about, but it's certainly there. And
this is going to become more pronounced as the week flows by. Imagine nice, lyric poetry, and I'm not talking
about something that comes violently out of a poetry "slam" either. This light and lyrical stuff is more like what
you should aim for his week. Take your special message this week, and wrap it in flower strewn words,
something that sounds just as nice as Pecan Pie. Maybe as sweet as Peach Cobbler with a big old double
scoop of vanilla Ice Cream on top of it. You're going to be serving up some harsh information this week, but I'll
trust you to put it in terms that seem equitable, sort of like "a la mode," which is the best way to serve this
week. Personally, I really like it covered in Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, or like some of Amy's Mexican Vanilla.

Aquarius : Every once in a while, we have to have a little talk about your propensity for escape behavior. There
are little astrological triggers that come along and set this sort of thing off. Escape behavior can be blatantly
obvious, something like a case or two of beer and a fishing boat. Being an Aquarius, though, you can get mighty
sneaky about how you hide what you do for escape. I'm reminded of one Aquarius, under just such an influence,
he managed to convince most of his neighbors that he was retiring from his office job, and he claimed to be a
fishing guide therefore, all the time he spent fishing was work he was supposedly getting paid for. The message
is clear, though, you've done the work, but you might not be getting paid for your efforts. Be careful about living in
a fantasy world right now ó leave that to an expert like myself.

Pisces : According to some famous astrologers, every time a celestial object swaps signs, that means
something big is happening, like a major shift in energy, and, as a Pisces, I'm sure you're aware of these
changes in energy. "Sure. Can't miss it. Right on, buddy," you mutter to me. The sun leaves Pisces, and Mars
leave Aries, and, for what it's worth, Mercury and Venus are firmly ensconced in Pisces. Sounds like a lot going
on, and it is. In plain terms, Pisces are all stirred up by any number of minor things going on right now. The
tricky part to remember that you are being tickled by any number of minor things. These ain't big things. Might
be more like ticked off rather than tickled, too. But if you can overlook the minor and persistent irritations, you'll
notice that the overall picture is big and bright right now. The hardest party of this week is putting yourself in a
place where you can see how nice this time really is.

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March 27, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Stand your ground today as long as you firmly believe in what
you are advocating and you will enlighten those who don't know
any better. Your patience will be the one thing that most people
can't fight against. Family and friends stand beside you on this.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Another Taurus in your life today will be just a little bull
headed so don't try to change his or her mind today. If it is
sensible and not expensive just go ahead and do it first,
argue later. Works some of the time; then there is always a
compromise that can be made.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You may be interested in everything except your job today but
do try to keep your mind on the job and don't let opportunities
slip by you. Your home based business should see an increase
shortly and then there will be less worries and more money.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A very tense day for you as it starts with a domestic quarrel
before you leave home and gets worse from there. Try not to
get upset with someone in the work place as this would not
help your standing with the firm.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Don't hesitate to accept a good offer today, it could make
your future. Going on a trip today to please a loved one is
a good thing for you as you are likely to meet someone who
has been waiting for a potiential partner with your ideas
to come along.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today you should let your heart reach out for love. You are
in need of some emotional healing which you will find in
the loving arms of someone special as you meet the adver-
sities of life which at this time may seem overwhelming,
but they are not.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Haunting memories of a past life may be revealed to you in
something you run across today as you engage in pursuit of
the past through exploring ghost towns, caves, antique
shops or various other activities. No matter which one you
choose to do it will bring on memories.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You have been trying to pin down a loved one to a committment
and today you manage to do it. The expectations of your loved
one could be such as to have you in the throes of regret by
nightfall. In this case you might be better off looking for a
new love.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Security is your main concern today don't let poor planning
cause you to lose all that you have fought so hard to win.
Shopping for a new home may take a lot of your time today.
Finding a one is never easy but perseverance will win out.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You are highly psychic this morning and you have the work
going right along in no time. Reading people today may
offer the opportunity to offer forgiveness that you couldn't
in the past; do it and make a loyal friend for life.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Find the hottest deals you can get today, drive hard bargains
as money is tight and wasting it just won't do. This would be
a good day to call in the carpet cleaners and let them do their
thing to help you get ready for Springtime.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You are surrounded today by an air of love and serenity. That
is how you perceive the world even if you know a whole dif=
ferent truth. keeping up this appearance will allow you to
take advantage of some breaks that are likely to come your
way today.




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March 28, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Think things over throughly today so your natural ability to
lead in certain situations can give you the edge you need to
stop trouble in it's tracks. Your natural charm keeps you in
demand to the opposite sex. Don't let that special person
down.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You will make some new friends today who will turn out to be
some of your best buddies. Love is on your mind so go ahead
and pop the question. If you're a gal you are going to feel
like accepting. Both should think it over carefully but it
looks good.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
A marital upset of your spouses should get your immediate
attention, keeping things calm at home should be your num-
ber one priority today. Being a loving spouse can go far
in in building confidence in your love. A child may need
to have a talk with you.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Taking care of business should be uppermost on your mind
today. The business you began a months ago show signs of
gaining popularity. Involve the family for a really re-
sounding success. You give your employees a chance today
to "show what you've got".

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Getting the chores out of the way is important to you today,
both the old ones and the new ones, as you get ready for
springtime to arrive. You could unearth something special
to you today while cleaning out an old storage shed.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This is not a day to let waste away so buckle down to some
hard work and get caught up with things that may have been
let go. Do not get enamored of an exciting new person that
you have just met as this could lead to infidelity and then
to the divorce court, if you are already committed to some-
one.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Someone may contact you today and the news may not be welcome
but with your sense of outrage stirred up you will be able to
right a very bad wrong to someone you care about. Children
take up a lot of your time and thoughts today.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Children make the best teachers as they are more open and less
likely to lie to save someones feelings. You may be surprised
what you can learn today about yourself. No need to get angry,
just meditate on it and you will see how to change.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Problems that beset you today should be handled quickly while
they are small and not later after they have become mountains.
Put your interest in plans for your upcoming vacation so you
can relax. Dinner and a movie sounds just about right tonight.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
People dropping in on you today spells some good times had by
all as you really know how to have a party. Evening could
bring some depressing news but with your strong sense of self
you are able to overcome these emotions in no time.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Wedding bells approach you today and you may not realize it
as the introductions have just been made. This is the one so
be prepared and remember, you heard it here first. Candy and
flowers say a lot.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A child may need your help but you have to draw the story out
for he/she does not want to disturb you with their problems.
Some minor upsetting things as the day wears on but nothing
you can't handle. Take the evening to rest.




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March 29, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Temptation may torment you today but you should perserver and
keep clear, heeding your conscious on this matter. Be careful
how you handle a sticky situation, you should take some time
to listen as well as talk. A good night to have dinner out.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Spend some time relaxing today to bring back your inner
equilibrium. Home is where your love is, but you may need
to get away for a while to find peace. A lucky day for you,
and a great one to play the lottery. Lady luck is fickle so
be careful.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Do a little reading in your spare time. Chances are good you
will read something that will inspire you. Do not confront a
loved one today, as it may have serious ramifications. Friends
will come to your rescue tonight.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
With strong determination you to finally get the recognition
you deserve. keeping the peace in the family helps you keep
your mind on the job at hand. Your love life is also on the
up side; for the married this means a rediscovery of one
another.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
today you are the impatient Lion and you may say things you
do not really mean. Be careful around sensitive people un-
less you are ready to trash that persons friendship. At work
you will be recognized for your accomplishments.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A possible love affair with someone that you recently met
is possible. This is a good day to make a major purchase.
Get some sound advice about the electronics you want and
use your logic. Time seems to fly for you as there will
be lot of activity today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Play it safe when it comes to financial deals. Hasty
decisions could be your undoing. Today you should take
the time to smell the roses, spend some time outdoors,
with a loved one. If you do not find a way to relax you
may find your nerves getting the best of you.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Today will be filled with adventure for you if you let it.
Don't take things too seriously although some minor dis-
turbances will call upon your higher logic. Take care to
make the right decision, things you do today will have a
long term effect.

AGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
This is a great day to start a new business venture; look
deeply at the situations going on around you and you will
get some worthwhile ideas luck is also in the air for you
and it would be a good idea to buy some lottery tickets.
Do not over indulge.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Take some time to spend outdoors. Positive things are sure
to occur for you today. The stock market may be your thing;
you will do well with your investments today. Your love
life is looking up as well.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Job situations could stress you out today if you do not
adopt a more thoughtful attitude toward things. Although,
you shouldn't take yourself or others too seriously. Your
bright ideas about money pays off for you.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Give in to the temptation to start a new romance although
today should also be fine for nurturing the one you have.
Today looks good for you from a personal point of view.
This is more likely to spring from things you do rather
than sheer luck.




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April Astrology Overview
Astrology Overview: This month has a doubling effect because the only guy
who is really firmly in apparent retrograde motion is Pluto. Venus makes
tracks hauling herself through Aries this month, and by my calculations,
she actually enters Taurus, around the very end of the month (closing
minutes, photo finish). So the doubling effect is that we start out with
three objects in Taurus at the beginning of the month and we get six in
Taurus at the very tail end of the month. Saturn is also approaching a
point where he does a tight little square dance with Uranus, and that's
going to make for some interesting calls on the dance floor of life. At
the beginning of the month a lot of planets are visible, right after
sunset. Early in the month is the best time to see this, over yonder in
the western sky.

More information about how these planets will double up on you is
available through the web site:
http://www.astrofish.net

Aries: This month doesn't kick off very well, but it sure does pick up
speed in a hurry. There's a great example with Texas weather, for the
longest time, the days are warm but not hot, the nights are cool, and one
begins to get lulled into a place where it just feels like this is a very
earthly paradise. Then, one day, the wind stops blowing, the clouds are
no where to be seen, and it's just plain hot. The thermometer dances up
close to a 100 degrees, and the wind which was so refreshing with its
moisture just leaves a sodden, humid quality to it all. It's like a
summer day in Houston. Or Dallas. It's not pretty. It's not nice. It's
just plain hot and humid. At least it's a wet heat. It goes from paradise
to something that closely approximates a sauna, almost over night. "Thank
your lucky stars," I should say. This is due to Venus creeping into your
sign. To be honest, she's making good time and hardly spends three weeks
with you. But she does impart that sort of lazy attitude this month, that
feeling that all you want to do is sit on the porch, in the shade, and
watch the ice tea glass sweat. What's going to work this month is to make
sure that you've got plenty of caffeine based ice, maybe throw a little
honey in it too, and garnish it with a spring of mint which is growing on
the patio. It tastes good, the sweetness rolls off you tongue, and the
mint adds both color and flavor. You're going to need to make sure that
Venus doesn't dehydrate you this month.

Taurus: When the official time of "Taurus" gets here, you've got a
boatload of heaven sent influences just rollicking through your sign.
It's like living in a student ghetto -- student barrio in Texas -- and
it's like your neighbors are having a party. Folks are hanging off the
balconies, there is much yelling and screaming, and sometimes you hear a
dull thud as a body slams into the the wall. It's all in good fun, and
that's what's so important that you remember this month. All in good fun.
Got that? Sure. It's easy to remember what it was like when you were wild
and crazy, and now you've got the same thing happening in your life, only
it's now next door, and.... and you get the idea, right? There's a party
next door, and even though you think you should call the police, it would
be ever so much more neighborly just to step outside, step over the
couple mimicking a love scene in a movie, step over the bodies, and
politely ask them to tone it down. Duck as a beer bottle comes flying out
of the door. That's the trick. That's the idea. This is brought on by a
number of planets in your sign, and I'll promise the planets are going to
make it so you get a lot less sleep than you feel like you need this
month. And there's no rest in sight. But instead of joining the party, it
might be a good time to just pull a pillow over your head. Mars is
causing irritations, and he's going to act as a little trigger all month
long -- determined to make you lose your cool. With all the influences
swimming around you right now, that's not a good idea.

Gemini: At the risk of invoking one too many cliches and having my
license pulled, I'll just warn you straight up: it's always darkest
before the storm. That's how the expression goes, isn't it? In practical
experiences, there's an eerie calm which settles in right before the
first of the rain drops fall. That's what this month is like, that quiet
time, that moment when the wind stops whipping everything around, that
moment when the sky is full of dark rain clouds, and it's so bleak even
some of the automatic porch lights are coming on. There's been a
ferocious howl, during the first part of the month, and you were trying
to yell over the noise of the wind -- other peoples' voices -- and now
it's dead calm. Frightening, isn't it? A Gemini stuck in a vacuum like
this a scary thought to begin with. Now add some silence to that, and it
gets worse. There's going to be a great, torrential downpour. The little
creek will become a swollen, raging torrent. The high water mark will be
reached in a hurry. Now, I wouldn't warn you about all this without some
consolation. Starting early NEXT month, there is relief. For right now,
though, an umbrella, a slicker, a duster, highwater boots, and some
waterproof matches would serve you best. The worst part of this
preparation is that your friends are all going to see nothing but sunny
skies, all month long.

Cancer: Crank up the tunes! It's time for you to host some kind of a
party. I don't much care what the theme is, and I don't much care where
it is, although, that Cancer patio and deck space is looking like it
might just be the best place to have some fun. In fact, a little time in
the Cancer Hot Tub would even be better. That's a good idea, if you know
what I mean. It's warm, it's relaxing, the nights are going to be cool
enough that you can enjoy the time in the tub, just you, and about 83 of
your closest friends. That's the idea. Instead of worrying about all the
stuff which is flying around right now, take a little time, especially
early in the month, to ease yourself down in the hot tub and gaze up at
the heavens. Of course, I know one Cancer in Houston who can't see the
stars, but for the rest of us Cancer types, a relaxing soak in hot water
is bound to ease the aching muscles. There's a little knot of tension,
right there, below your neck and in the center of you back that needs
some extra attention. Try to get one of the water jets to sooth that, and
see if it helps. Water therapy, and not the kind my sister tried on me,
is the best thing. ("Hold his head under the water until he relaxes," she
said.)

Leo: If you like to play the odds, then you're going to find that most of
this month is a good bet. There are few little bumps, but those come at
the very end of the month. Thinking about moving? Now you see why I
always recommend "premanufactured mobile dwelling units" as a superior
home base lifestyle. This is month when there's lots of stuff shaking
loose, and as long as everything is in turmoil, considering hooking the
trailer up to the truck and motoring off to another location is always a
good idea. I'll even give you a bigger hint: the move this month isn't
nearly as drastic as you think. There's a Leo here in Shady Acres Trailer
park, and when this happened to him, he just hitched his trailer up and
moved it across the park. From one parking spot to another. Didn't really
change that much. In fact, he's now got free electricity. But I wouldn't
report him to anyone about that. The good lord helps them who are wiling
to help themselves. The trick is to make sure that you don't get caught.
And make sure that this is an amicable move. This isn't like one of those
tricks I used to pull, up and move, no forwarding address, and a few
bills left unpaid... nope, don't use my style, do it in fine Leo style.
I'll be t this one isn't near as big as you think.

Virgo: I'm pretty unpopular with a large number of Virgo's; however,
these same Virgo's tend to read my stuff whenever it comes out, if only
to pick all apart. I believe that's a form of endearment in some Virgo
worlds. This month really isn't too rough at all. There's an annoying
characteristic that's going to make you a little lazy at work. I know
that you usually charge into work, like madman on sixteen cups of coffee,
but that's not the case with this month. You will spend a lot of this
month casually sauntering into work, perhaps a few hours late, and not
really concerned. There's a certain air about you, and when your boss,
employer, supervisor or client drops a load of work on your desk, I'll
bet your on the phone with a juicy bit of gossip, and you just can't be
bothered by their deadline. I tend to agree with you on this issue, if
they needed it yesterday, they should have brought it to you last week.
While that's an obvious truism in life, and while you and I certainly
understand this, I'm afraid the work environment is going to be less
understanding. Try to do your Virgo best to understand the immediacy of
their problems. Do like I do when this happens, "Oh no! I'm swamped! But
look, I'll put it up as my number one priority." The real understanding
is that I first have to get a new high score on this game, but then I'll
get to it. You understand.

Libra: Fortunately, you've got the wonderful ability to take a long range
look at this month. There's a little problem with big problems, though,
or is that there's a big problem with little problems? And the problems
come from a quick pass by the sometimes dynamic duo of Mercury and Venus.
Ultimately, this is a good thing. It's just that this month gets all sort
of little unexpected and minor bumps. It's like taking a left when you
should have taken a right, only to find that you have to back track a
little in order to get where you're going. Of course, a good Libra will
realize that a degree of patience is required at this time. And that's
easy for a Sagittarius astrologer to suggest, but it's sometimes
difficult to put all this in action. Venus and Mercury will bring about
some good changes, but I doubt that these will all be comfortable.
Doesn't mean it's bad, just be careful about them fixed signs this month.
And you might want to use the beneficial aspect of this Mercury and Venus
influence to examine some of the far flung ideas you've had, make sure
that you've got a solid foundation before embarking on some idea that
"seemed really good at the time."

Scorpio: At the beginning of the month, I'll give you a hint, get a head
start on this on this whole Taurus thing that's going on. Try to see this
as a time when the spot light, like a Las Vegas spotlight, is going to be
shining on some other part of the zodiac. That doesn't mean that the fine
hand of a Scorpio doesn't play into this month's scenario, but be
prepared to let some one else have the Center Ring in your own three ring
circus. By doing so, you can still be the Master of Ceremonies, but for
most of this month, the attention is going to be drawn towards your
performers. Sit back and let the others be the center of attention. I
realize that this might not sit well with your digestive tract, but work
with the details, the performers can't move with out your capable stage
direction, that's true, but for the moment, and this moment might last
all month, you need to let the directions which you've sketched out, you
need to let your instructions and commands be interpreted by the players.
If all the world is a stage, then realize that Scorpio's make the best
directors. And remember, a good director knows when to let the players
play their parts.

Sagittarius: Some folks will write about love for this month. Some folks
will spin great tales about how that long lost love finally returns to
your arms. Some folks will suggest that it is a wonderful time for
romance. I'm not one of those people. It is a good time for certain
things in your life, but I'm disinclined to believe that romance is the
way to go. The only good thing about the romance stuff is that it leads
to a time when you might be inclined to look into the Romantic Period. It
was over two hundred years ago. Some of that poetry, some of the stuff
which emerged from then, that might be more appropriate for this time.
There's a certain sense of style, an air about it all which is important.
It's structured, it's epic in scope, and that's just the way you feel,
too. "Structured?" you ask. Yes, my fine Sagittarius friend, there's a
need for a few rules in your life right now. A few guidelines. And that's
why I was suggesting the particular era from literature. You could use a
little bit of guidance right now. It's like an alarm clock, and it's like
getting orders from headquarters, you need to follow what the rules say,
this month. I know that goes against your basic nature, but try to stay
within the lines this month. It's better and you can turn out some really
fine poetry while doing so.

Capricorn: Things go from bad to worse to much, much better as the month
gets longer. The closer we all get to the big deal coming up, the better
you're going to feel. As Venus flies through Aries, along with Mr.
Mercury, you're going to get little ripples in the tide pool of life that
make this whole mess of a month feel like it's all going downhill at an
alarming rate. Then there's a change, a subtle shift, and suddenly those
ripples look like giant swells, only, your ruling planet (that was voted
to be Saturn) is lending you some serious surf fishing tackle. You move
from feeling like a fool who thinks he's a wise guy, to feeling like a
wise person who knows he is a fool. I'll bet the original attribution for
that quote (Socrates) was a Capricorn. The trick is to employ that
wonderful, albeit dry, sense of Capricorn humor to deal with the foolish
intransigence of others this month. There's a difference between a wise
fool, and foolish fool. Hide it behind your humor, but plan for the month
turning out for the best. We will be laughing with you. Just realize that
there are some signs which are not as adaptable as you are. Placate their
stubborn feelings, and it's best, especially this month, if you laugh at
it all.

Aquarius: As much as I was hoping that this Y2K thing would pay off in a
good way, it just hasn't done what I was hoping for. The IRS didn't lose
my records from last year. Nor did they forget about me, either. Seems
that they have a good record of what is going on. Turns out that they
didn't lose any of the important data in the big crash of Y2K. In the
same way, you've got a similar gambit going, and you were hoping that
something important, perhaps some fairly incriminating evidence, would
all get lost in the shuffle. This is a month -- thanks to Saturn and
Uranus doing their calls -- when you some how get shuffled to the top.
You were betting that you would get shuffled off and ignored,
regrettably, it isn't the way it's going to play out. There's a little
bit of trouble back to haunt you. It's like confidently handing your
driver's license to the officer, and then he steps back to the highway
patrol car, just to check. In a fit of pique, you wonder, "There isn't
anything I've forgotten, is there?" You might want to check some of this
out ahead of time to prevent any problems this month. I always worry
about that one traffic ticket in Harris County (Houston) but it hasn't
showed up in over three years now.

Pisces: The month begins with a feeling like you've just awakened from a
terrible dream. The problem with the astrological source of this dream is
that you can't seem to put your finger on just what it was that you were
dreaming. There's a certain cartoon character who always had the most
evocative monsters under his bed. You're going to spend part of this
month worried about those creatures which you can see, but no matter what
you do and how hard you try, you can't draw us a picture of the monsters.
At one point, you're going to be sure that you see them, and you're going
to get that quizzical adult look from some of your friends as they roll
their eyes and just shake their heads. Between you and me, I know that
you're not crazy. However, the planet's are in a position where your
tales of fantasms in the night aren't going to be well received. Careful
about who you try to convince that you're not a few bricks shy of a full
load. Part of this month, you need to spend some time explaining that,
yes, your elevator does go to the top floor, it just doesn't always stop
there.



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Daily Horoscope for March 30, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Take things one at a time and all will work out for the best.
Being extravagant today can cause you some worries today if
you are not careful to curb those urges. Put off any shopping
due to your present mood, better to stay home today and shop
another time.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Your heart is filled with love today! Be sure it does not
distract you from important matters. Someone will come to
you with an idea that may cause you great excitement and
you know that is the method you have been searching for.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You will be seeing old friends today when you receive some
unexpected news. Take a moment to check out this news be-
fore acting on it. Put away worries and use this time to
unwind. Ignore a small marital quarrel today and it will
go away.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Nostalgia is in the air for you today and you will find
yourself renewing old friendships with people from your
school years. It will be fascinating to see how much
everyone has changed. Domestic disputes can now become
a thing of the past as you renew your vows.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Dig deeper today than you normally do and the truth will
out. Once you see the truth you will also know who the
bad guy is. Friends will try to talk you out of a career
move but this is something that only you can decide.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Loving someone is an unaccountable force that would just
naturally allow you to let this person back into your
life; so if you are wavering, ask yourself if it is real
love? Conditions improve and you decide to stay with the
firm.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Sibling unrest will be the order of the day in your home
but you have the matter well in hand and the kids will
be friends again before the day is out. Take a few
minutes in the evening to spend some quiet time with a
good book or a t v show, unwind.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You have a hard time keeping up today as you are feeling
a little peaked; see your doctor soon for that checkup
you have been putting off, and it will serve to relieve
your mind as well as help you feel better. Spend the
evening relaxing.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You are the only one that can succeed for yourself so all
the advice in the world will not help you unless you feel
it is right. Family and friends give you very little time
to think today so the best thing to do is go off alone.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Your children will find themselves in a turmoil and it
will be extremely hard for them to make a decision today.
You are the role model here so you must set the example
in all you say and do. You are tempted to follow the path
of least resistance; don't.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Aquarius should not get too stubborn today as that could
lead to some arguments with people you love, compromise
will be your bestbet to restore the peace. Teenagers may
run you ragged but you givefreely of your time and energy.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Don't let the disagreements with your spouse cause you
undue stress and anxiety as you have done all you can
do and the problem will be over soon. Take a write up
at work seriously today as no one is irreplaceable.




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March 31, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Events triggered by people beyond your control will keep you
on edge today. Your ability to control your world is called
into question today but soon you will be back on top of
everything again. Slowly things turn in your direction.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
With your personality you are not cut out to be a patient
person. Today you grab for all the fun you can get when
you and your friends get together. Travling to a sunny
spot on vacation is just the thing to do, but keep the
fun sober and clean and arrive alive.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Dual Gemini may be hit with dual troubles today, One
person wants a committment and the other only wants
to remain friends! The one you really want is the
friendly one!! Let the first one down easy as you
know in your heart it will never work, and that is
the kindest thing you can do.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You can make a difference in someones life today, gaining
the whole hearted love and the liftime friendship which,
in the past, had been lukewarm at best. Weekend fun plans
will keep you both busy as can be.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Someone who has loved you for years and was afraid to speak
now finds the freedom to make the expression clear, don't
be too shocked. Your brothers and sisters needs more of
your time today and you find a special joy in being with
them.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Take care of your health today as you are ripe for a new
virus that is out. Could be just pollen, but check it out
to be sure. An older member of your family, perhaps a
father, invites you out of state for a visit and you start
making your plans .

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You believe in sharing good times and good fortune and
today is great for that after a great week at work.
Don't let anyone change your future plans and dampen
your spirits. You are on the right track with your
money making ideas.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Give yourself a well earned reward today and buy some-
thing decadent just to please yourself, forget the
neighbors, let them get their own!;-). Be sure to take
along your spouse and buy him/or her something but not
as expensive.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You feel ill at ease today around someone you know is
only there for selfish reasons, the only concern she
ever shows is for her own brood. This opens your eyes
and you put a stop to the sponging that has been going
on lately.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Getting involved in politics could cause quite a stir
at this time. Try to keep your plans a secret as long
as possible and then spring it on everyone. A person
you meet today could become the power behind the
throne.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
An abuser, whether spousal or child abuse never changes
without some some long term mental and emotional help
from a professional. If this person has not had that
then don't allow him/her back into your life, you could
die to regret it.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Someone close to you will confide some deep dark secrets
to you today and you are amazed. You have wanted this
person to open up to you but you did not beleive it would
ever happen. Be sure you keep the confidence...every word
of it.





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April 1, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your connectivity to the things that are happening around
you will keep you in the lead. Plan an evening get together
with family or a loved one so you can just relax and unwind.
Your nerves will be delighted.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Someone tells you a secret and you are tempted to tell some-
one else but after thinking it over you do not gossip as it
would quickly get back to the person and you will lose a
friend you have had for years. Family matters occupy your
time in the evening.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Participating in fundraising affairs today will give you a
chance to interact in closer contact with good friends and
raise your inner self-esteem that has been flagging a lit-
tle lately. Heading up a fund drive is always fun for you
but be sure you don't spread yourself too thin.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You do some great work today as your thinking is highly
original. You finally discover that special item that
you have searched for and it is not too dear in price.
Get it now as you may not be able to locate it again.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You may be shopping around for a computer so be sure you
shop with a reputable company and keep alert for some
others who would take advantage of your novice status.
Take a friend with you who knows computers and prices.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Being temperamental today especially with a loved one is
not the thing to do. If you are tired of this job then
look for a better job before you give your notice. It is
easier to find a job when you have a job. Why? I don't
know. .

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is an important day for you and forgetting to ac-
complish even one of the pending tasks could get quite
expensive for you. A good day at work where everyone
gets along with everyone else.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may go all out today to help someone and this takes
a lot of tact as even getting this person to accept help
will not be easy. You may have the power to make people
do things your way today so use it wisely and not do
everything to your own good.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Domestic matters may have you out of sorts, but be sure
you don't take them to work with you. Take care that you
do not step on too many toes at work today as this is not
a good day for confrontations; you would only be perceiv-
ed as being argumentive if you do.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
In business today you should use a good measure of your
intuition to keep ahead of your competitor. You will meet
someone today who will try to sweep you of your feet and
this is where you will need the intuition the most; watch
out for number one.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
That investment opportunity that has been offered you
sounds too good to be true and it probly is. Invest-
igate it throughly before you grab it. Your day should
be unusually quite and your progress sure and steady.
An all around good day for you.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A lover returns your affection and this could mean a
Spring wedding coming up. Negotiations are in your
favor as long as you keep your eyes on the target you
are aiming for. Don't let your attention to details
get sidetracked.




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April 3, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
There could be a lackadasical air about you today, but try not
to let this get out of hand and you will be able to interact
well with others. Your thoughts are on success and this depends
on the push you make in that direction. You should feel great
today,

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You want everything to go smoothly in your marital relation-
ship and are prepared to work for it. redoing your home or
having positive people in to visit will go a long way in
lifting your spirits right now. Today an emphasis on harmony
will be of benefit.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Some individuals may kick start a new hobby that they will
find gratifying and lucrative. This could even turn into a
sideline or a full fledged business. This is a good time
to meditate in order to get in touch with your deepest
feelings.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your attention could be directed towards your immediate
environment today as you come up with several ways to
make it better. Interacting with people you deal with
on a daily basis, such as co-workers will go well as
long as you look on them as peers and not underlings.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Try to be aware of any over possessivieness today as you
could drive someone away with that attitude, especially
someone who is very important to you and your life. This
is a period in which you are able to make good strides
in the area of personal relationships.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Your business should be very important to you and maybe,
with a lot of thought you will be able to find answers
the answers which you have been looking for. You should
have enough energy to pursue your goals today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today is favorable for learning something new; try enrol-
ling in your local college or signing up for a seminar.
Possibly you will meet people who come from distant points
on the globe and share your news and views.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may feel inclined to pursue a new hobby which will be
good for stimulating your mind and getting the ideas flow-
ing again. Some individuals will find that their creativity
is directed to an area of the humanities.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Don't try to change a loved one too drastically after the
vows are made as some of these things that you would change
were what drew you together in the first place. You should
learn to live and let live.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
When people cooperate with you today learn to show your
appreciation in approiate ways. Don't lose contact with
those that have helped you in the past as they may also
be helpful in future situations, by remaining in contact
you are not termed a "user".

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If your daily obligations keep you from taking time for
your self, you should try to find the time to spend on
your loved ones and friends, which will allow you to
create the balance between your own needs and the needs
of others.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today your relationships will take on more importance
and meaning for you, especially your relationships to
the opposite sex. An existing affair can become more
important to you. This is the time to rethink your be-
havior towards others and bring understanding into your
partnership.





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April 4, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't hang around places that your conscious tells you that
you should not be there. Heed your inner voice today if you
would keep yourself out of controversial situations. A good
day for quiet, private pursuits.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Some good news from a distant relative makes you very happy
today as things are turning out just as you had prayed they
would. Give some extra attention to the family today, if
you have one, or friends if you do not.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You can't close your eyes to trouble and condone certain
actions one day and jump on the person the next time for
the same offense. That is no way to teach someone under
your charge or care. Doing so can cause a loss of re-
spect and esteem in that persons eyes.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Have a care today when interacting with family or friends
as they are not much inclined to give you sympathy when
you pout or sulk. Put those feelings from you and, like
my dear old Mum use to say, "hold your head up if you
die hard and grin and bear it".

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Lions should guard against the traits of all for self
today, (most of you have overcome this since childhood),
and think and work of and for the good of others. A way
to do this is to work to help the underprivileged in
your area.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
The thoughtful acts you have performed for others lately
will long be remembered by those who know you well. You
are a good example of a caring individual. Don't let your
criticism get you in trouble with someone you love.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
The job that you gave up everything for and left town to
take is working out well for you. Soon you will be able
to purchase your new home and send for your loved ones.
Making new friends is easy for you as people naturally
lean on you.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
As a Scorpio your well recorded 'drives' will be
channeled in the direction of your work, and accomp-
lishing the goals that you have set for yourself.
With unswerving attention to the job at hand you
make great strides in that direction today.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A wandering eye will not get you into trouble today,
as long as it is only your eye that wanders! If you
step over the line today the repercussions could
reach all the way to the divorce court and that is
a big price to pay for a little bit of fun.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Having friends is about one of the most important
aspects of life...but, you have to be a friend to
have one. When your friend needs some help from
you, and it is something that you can do or af-
ford, you are honor bound to help out as much as
possible.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Trying to be Earth Mother or Universal Father to
everyone you meet that is in need will soon drain
both you and your resources; learn where to call
a halt. You can do this by taking a more logical
approach rather than always leading with your
heart, (or your chin).

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Putting yourself in an awkward situation today may
be easier that you think; open mouth, insert foot,
(hello, toes!). Be careful what you say today and
who you say it to, make no promises that you are
not dead bang sure that you will keep.





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 Response 280 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Tue, Apr  4, 2000 (19:11) * 1 lines 
 
this is a true statement (gemini) and one i can be found guilty of. luckily, the pisces AM takes care to make sure i'm aware of the fact that i do this. and yes, he also sticks the foot in the mouth during this process. and he did make a promise to me, let's see if he keeps it *wink*


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 Response 281 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Wed, Apr  5, 2000 (06:11) * 1 lines 
 
Anyone feeling like grabbing and posting today's 'scope (what a delegator, right?).


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 282 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr  5, 2000 (13:38) * 96 lines 
 
April 5, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may not think a certain person is listening when you offer
your helpful advice today but they really are. You would be
surprised at how much your views are respected about this
matter. You have changed a life and may never know it.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
A good day to go over the family finances with your spouse.
Don't get sidetracked as you need to iron out some of the
more nagging problems that keep cropping up for your two.
Don't forget how well it works to compromise; a miracle
of negotiation!

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Todays relationship developments with a loved one may not
be all that you had hoped for and you have decided to call
it quits. Talking a with friend is a welcome outlet for
your pent up emotions because you can tell a trusted
friend when you can't tell to anyone else.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
The less you worry the better things will be, dwelling on
problems have a way of drawing that very thing or action
into your life. Today your mind will be focused on job
related worries and concern over your future with the
present company.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a day designed for relaxation, and with you in mind.
You are in for some delightful times today as you and the
family load up the car and take off to spend those vacation
days you have been anxiously awaiting in the sand and sun.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Getting things finished today looks like a piece of cake
since you are spending the day alone in peace and solitude.
Don't bank on it! Visits from friends and relatives will
plaque you most of the day if you allow it.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You and your spouse work well together today after the
battle is over. It is only a minor tiff and is soon
settled. The family should spend some time together
and share some good times. Enjoy the day, there is no
reason not to.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is a good time to make a major purchase for your
family, such as a family car, and you are likely to
come across some good bargains today. Evening will
find you having dinner with friends as you celebrate
the birth of someone close to you.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A social function today is a great success for you as you
are introduced to someone who will prove to be important
to your life. You may find that things go your way today
and people are quick to agree with you.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Get the heavy work load out of the way this morning so
your decks will be cleared for handling all the small
nagging little things that you are designated to,
(oh, goody!), take care of today. Take heart you are
only there for eight hours.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Try to save a little time alone for yourself today. You
will find that as you treat people that is the way they
will treat you in kind; the old golden rule still works.
Pointing a finger at others causes four of your own
fingers to point back at you.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Stick with your usual plans for your business practices
and making new goals for yourself that you are able to
meet. Financial arrangements should work out in your
favor today. Try not to go too deep into debt.






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 Response 283 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr  7, 2000 (12:22) * 92 lines 
 
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't let yourself become aggravated with someone today be-
cause in your state of tiredness and nerves you will not be
able to control the harsh words that you will both regret.
Afternoon will find you slowing down a little and your
nerves leveling out.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
With so many supportive people around you, you are not
likely to stay in your present depressing state of af-
fairs for very long. A ray of hope enters your life
today and you at last see light at the end of your
tunnel.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Keep informed about the progress of a someone to whom
you may have more than the usual interest in, especially
a handicapped person. Your position at work is secure so
any thought about going out and finding another should
be dropped.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Finishing up projects or chores one at a time today may
be the thing that keeps you out of trouble at home. Use
your intuition to help someone through a bad time today.
Clean up your act before the chickens come home to roost.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Be careful how you verbalize your feelings today as others
will be super sensitive, but not to your own particular
personal problems, and why add loss of friendships to your
burden? Things take a turn for the better in the evening.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You are the type to bounce back on your feet in the face
of adversity and loss so that the losses are kept at a
minimum. There is nothing you like better than a chal-
lenge, unless of course, it is overcoming a problem.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Getting everything necessary taken care of early today
has given you a much appreciated breather from the pres-
sures of your day. This would be a good day to put that
spare time to some good rest and relaxation.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Getting used to a new job will take some time so don't
expect miracles right off the bat from an employee who
may be having some difficulties at this time, and even
though you wish too help, you are only able to point
this person in the right direction.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
At this late date, the issue of moving should be put on
the shelf until after income tax season just to be sure
the move will not do you in financially. Career decisions
you make now could have lasting effects.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Best to avoid people for most of the day that does not
seem to have their head on straight. A quarrelsome,
disagreeable friend may not be simply a boor, he or she
may have some personal problems that they cannot talk
about.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You have spent a lifetime helping others and find today
that you are the one in need of help, but you are not
the type that will ask for it. An intuitive friend will
see your problem and put forth the effort to help.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Even though you are disappointed by your invitation
being turned down by a special person why not ask a
relative to accompany you to the luncheon? He/she
may be more than happy to come and take part in your
honors.

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 Response 284 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr  7, 2000 (22:55) * 95 lines 
 
April 8, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
As we approach the millennium you will find your psychic
powers increasing your awareness to a point of practically
reading other peoples minds. This could cause some a measure
of fear so it would be a good idea not to let them know how
well you can actually do this.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Financial meetings and business associates will demand most
of your time today as you get everything prepared for your
debut on the web with your very own business. Meeting with
like minded individuals will also give you a boost.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today there is a good chance that you will meet a person
that is interested in not only investing in your business
but is also great at bookeeping and can be invaluable to
you and your company. Out of town visitors will warm your
heart tonight.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Friends and relatives may tend to take advantage of your
good nature and your pocket book if you don't wise up fast.
There will be some who really need help and you are smart
enough to see which ones they are and you act accordingly.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
The round of job applications that you and your spouse have
been putting in finally pays off as you are notified to come
in for interviews. When the dust settles you will have seve-
ral offers to choose from.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A teenager looks on you as his/her mentor and role model
so this is an ideal time to step into that position and
rescue this person from his/her ways. It is never too
late to stop a habit and you will definitely make a
difference.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Give everybody a break and close up shop early today. The
epitome of logical thinking and organization should never
be guilty of last minute planning!! You will have a day
full of surprising developments at work.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Your vacation may catch you in the right mood as you will
be taking a special trip with the family or friends. A
minor problem, perhaps a spat with the loved one may
threaten to cut your trip short but you find an ingenious
way to solve it.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Nose to the grindstone will go far to convince the powers
that be that your job is very important to you. An in-
tended move is best handled today when you will be able
to find many willing hands to help you out.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Try stating right out what you can and cannot do, or will
or will not, as this clears the air for you to move for-
ward with your life and your ambitions. Making promises
you can't keep just to restore the peace would be the
worse thing you could do.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A day of problems that you could probably have done with-
out but, you must cope and cope you do. Employees could
be a source of irritation for you. You could be in for a
'Peyton Place' type of situation if you let them go
unchecked.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your new business is off to a flying start but you are
going to have to get more organized with record keeping.
Advice is cheap today so be sure you examine it well be-
fore you take it as gospel and go with it; you have some
good ideas of your own, use them well.

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April 10, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today Lady Luck has a big smile for you as for as work and
job related matters go, most everything could very well go
just the way you want it. This could be a wonderful evening
for pledging your love to that special someone that you plan
to have around for a long time.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You and the spouse will feel especially close to one another
and, believe it or not, the kids will be good as gold. This
is a great day to apply for financing of all kinds since your
magnetism is so strong that people have a hard time saying no
to you today.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This is a day of progress, especially regarding work. Today
an unusual job offer could be very interesting to you but it
will mean moving to a new state. Chances are that is exactly
what you have been wanting to do and if so...go for it!

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today being away from home at the wrong time could cause you
to miss a very important call. A vague feeling could bother
you when asked to go somewhere; don't go...listen to the in-
ner voice and you will wind up much better off for it.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Creative work is met with approval today and some may even
find a raise coming their way. Making plans for a special
outing has you all agog. You are quick on thr up take dur-
ing some business negotiations today where you will shine.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A hunch you have today concerning your financing couldn't
be more on target. Try to go with the best equipment you
can afford if you can, as the older things are more likely
to break down. Children demand, and get attention tonight.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Being resourceful in your defeating a problem is the right
thing today and you will prove to be successful. You and
your spouse are in tune today as you make some long range
plans for your future together. A nice evening for a quiet,
private dinner.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
If you are into the stock market then this would be a good
time to listen to the inner man (or woman), if you are told
'no', it would pay to listen. Your psychic abilities are
extra strong today and this could lead you to some really
good investments.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Though you find yourself overly busy with your home based
business you will find that you need some quiet time alone
to work out some of the rougher spots. Evening favors mak-
ing plans with your spouse for buying a home.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This mornings business proceeds at an acceptable pace as
you bring just the right motivation to your employees.
This will extend into your interactions with a teenager;
just be sure you do not let this person know that he/she
is being manipulated.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Business moves are favored now and your career will take
a leap forward due to some behind the scenes help that
you are unaware of. You and a loved one could be making
travel plans today and those matters will progress smooth-
ly as you are both in agreement.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your are keenly aware that others have feelings and needs
today and you are amazingly sensitive to these as you
interact with them. Metaphysical things and books will
capture your interest today as you stumble on a few that
you have never seen before.





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 Response 286 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 11, 2000 (13:49) * 108 lines 
 
April 11, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your energy levels aren't as high as they might be and you
would rather stay at home because the situation at work has
gotten so out of hand that you are afraid that conflicts
will erupt which you don't feel up to right now. At present
you are more apt to criticize, which doesn't make you
especially popular with your colleagues or with your boss.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Today the opportunity is greater for making new friends.
Relationships with those close to you are likely to be
more harmonious and so this is a good time to engage in
social activities, particularly at your home. This is
also a good time to work on any unresolved area of your
emotional life, as you should be more accepting of being
able to address any issue here.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Your sexual energy may be higher than usual. You might be
drawn to others as you do not want to feel isolated. Any-
one with whom you counsel with is a strong candidate.
However, try not to overdo the need to appease certain
people.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today can initiate a struggle between the conscious will
and the spiritual will. Try to get in touch with your
higher self and create a balance with your conscious
will. Above all, be honest, consistent and humble as the
situation demands.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This could be a day of some contrast. One moment things seem
OK, but the next, they are turned around creating confusion
and uncertainty. Others may see some of your statements as
idealistic perceptions that are impractical. Certain in-
dividuals are prone to manipulation and it induces a greater
self-deception, either by yourself or others.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Conflicts can develop which you may not be able to handle.
It may be that you tend to escape in daydreams and feel
like you need to "numb" yourself. But don't panic, if you
have never had problems with drugs or alcohol, you aren't
going to develop any now. This is merely a description of
a general tendency.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Generally one can say that your present perspective tends
to exclude others. If that is true you should withdraw
today and devote yourself to studying Astrology or some
other type of alternative science which serves to provide
insights into oneself. Grant your body a day of rest.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
At this point your will and life energy will meet up with
your emotional world and you will find out to what extent
your ambitions are in tune with your feelings. You will
have a few days to check out your subliminal emotional
level. But never fear, this is not anything Earth shat-
tering.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Other people may confront you in order to test your comfort
level between your inner character and outer temperament.
Many different kinds of events may occur, but if your self-
esteem and self-awareness is sufficient, you are unlikely
to experience conflict with others.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You may find yourself taking part in some public or family
affairs. Within such a group, you could play a leading role.
This is an important time for cooperative matters. There is
also a possibility that you will encounter an individual
that can assist in furthering your spiritual growth.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You should feel good today, both psychologically and
physically. This combines to form a renewed optimism,
greater cheer and humor. Hence, you are ready to take
in new experiences of life. For some, it may involve
the law, whether man made or natural. Take care not
to over indulge in this energy.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today strong ego powers are at work. These could be useful
for a new project and should be put to constructive use.
Physically you are in good shape and should engage in
some type of physical activity to avoid becoming nervous
and edgy because this can lead to senseless arguments






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 Response 287 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 11, 2000 (23:09) * 111 lines 
 
April 12, 2000 - Wednesday

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A time to use restraint, particularly if your inner desires
have a tendency to be in conflict with your ego. Today is a
test of how you project your motivations. Therefore, people
will enter your life, or events are likely to occur, that
will test this validity. If assertion is called for, it
should only be used when absolutely necessary.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
As always, a loving assertion is far better than any irate
over-assertion. If necessary, channel excessive physical
energies through exercise. Meditate or exercise to obtain
a balance between the mind, body and spirit. Martial arts
and Tai chi are an excellent exercise.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Being overwhelmed by your own energy, you feel nervous
and edgy as circumstances prohibit their adequate
expression. It may be that you are too concentrated on
yourself. It would be nice if you would take part in
communal activities and place some of your excess
energy at the disposal of friends and family.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you are feeling great and are looking out at the
world optimistically. Everything you have to do today
will be a success because it is just that kind of day.
Things will center around expansion today. At the mom-
ent you probably want to do something extraordinary
and are dreaming about exotic places.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Today should prove interesting in experiencing new
adventures and new friends. Such activities can be
enlightening and exciting, which could lead to some
creative changes in your lifestyle or immediate
environment. This could invoke an intellectual, or
feeling free, influence.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today you should get out and do something completely
averse to your usual style, because you are ready for
it. This is just the kind of thing which is needed.
It should remind you that the positive and unexpected
things in life are there to be enjoyed. Flexibility
should be the motto.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today you generally make a positive impression on every-
body making it easy for others to get along with you.
Spend the evening in pleasant company and watch out that
you don't show your conceit, although today no one will
hold it against you.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You have your own variety of "healthy egotism" and you
could meet up with influential people who will support
you. This will enable you to approach your work with
plenty of confidence whereby you won't hide your light
under a bushel. This radiance will help you make an
impression at public appearances.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Physical activity is advised in order to channel height-
ened physical energies. Your desires and conscious will
are more in harmony at this time, so you should be able
to work well with other people. Although your assertive-
ness will be strong, it is unlikely that you want to
become aggressive or agitated.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You may be subjected to a test of your confidence or that
which motivates you. Improper motives may be challenged,
yet proper motives will be reinforced. A challenging ef-
fect could be felt if you have been
holding back on doing something.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
This could be a day of high mental energy with lots
of talking or writing. The interchange with most
people should be quite successful. Any important
ideas that you have will be presented with greater
clarity. This is a good time to perform an audit
on your activities and goals.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Are changes necessary and do you need to enlist the
assistance of others? Unless contradicted elsewhere,
this is a good time for negotiating favorable deals
and travel. Attendance at a literary event could
prove to be stimulating due to your receptivity
with study right now.

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 Response 288 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 12, 2000 (22:08) * 104 lines 
 
April 13, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your imagination and inspiration is likely to be more active.
There could be feelings of empathy which you might not even
recognize if the energies you absorb are melded with your
own psyche. If possible, try to avoid taking drugs or alcohol
for a day or so.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
The event or experience in which your emotions are revealed
in public is more likely during this day. Of course, it is
far better that such emotions are well received, so if you
have a tendency to react, try to be more responsible for
your emotions.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This can be a time when your feelings are more aroused
concerning social issues. You may not be aware of the
significance of such changes, but others may. Some
individuals may act in a more unconventional manner,
wanting to know the truth about the feelings of someone
else.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today your creativity and loving way of caring about people
will be emphasized. Although you appreciate being the center
of attention, you don't just take, but also like to give.
Today you should be feeling great and be getting a lot of
attention especially from members of the opposite sex.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
At times, certain unconscious feelings may surface that
causes you to act in a more secretive manner, in order
to hide certain feelings from others. This occurs if
you sense that others will not accept you if they
found out.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Certain feelings of nostalgia may have a focus during
these few days. If this is so, it is a good time to
meditate in order to get in touch with such feelings
as to why they are so strong. On the other hand, you
may want to simply relax in the quite of your home.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is a time when you may discuss and explore the deeper
emotional needs of you and your partner. This may occur
due to a variety of reasons, from a desire to be closer or
because of some conflict. The overall goal here is essentially
to enhance the balance in a relationship.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You should have a heightened sense of good feelings during
this day. This might extend to an avoidance of adventure
or serious activities, in preference for being comfortable
in a nurturing environment. You are more likely to seek
warm, affable people.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today you will need to exercise some degree of care with
your level of physical work. There may be little gains
made with a lot of effort. You will also need to exercise
some degree of patience, particularly if you have been
accumulating any stress or frustration with your job,
home or relationships.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You may experience an emotional period when you feel
noticeably in tune with the life around you. As such,
you are more able to become emotionally involved in
what you are doing. This is a great time to naturally
get in touch with your deepest feelings, perhaps
through meditation.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Contact with other people are favored today, especially
members of the opposite sex. This is because you are more
at ease. Therefore, it is a good time to engage in social
activities, particularly within the home. Your feelings
and vitality are in greater harmony, so you should be able
to perform a little better than usual.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You can be vulnerable to emotional upheavals that threaten
or test your inner security. Avoid trying to control some-
one else's emotions. If your emotions are over stimulated,
you are liable to outbursts of feeling.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 289 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 14, 2000 (14:19) * 105 lines 
 
April 14, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today harmonious powers are at work which could be useful for
a new project. At the moment you have a lot of good ideas for
putting them to constructive use without creating stress.
Physically, you are in good shape and you wonít let the day
go by without physical exertion.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may be too wrapped up in your own objectives that if you
are too introspective, conflicts with others may arise,
especially with managers or those in authority. If conflicts
do arise, try to learn from the situation.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you are creative and are unusually friendly and don't
mind being the center of attention. To avoid taking too much
you make a special effort to give as well. This would be a
good day for a party.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
A time when you should find it easy to reach agreement with
others. Some new friends or romance is possible. Your popu-
larity can be enhanced. With this kind of flow, it is a good
time to patch up any outstanding difficulties in any relation-
ship, but only if you remain conscientious and open.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your spirited mind will stimulate your imagination allowing
you to catch on to, or express ideas. The freedom side wants
to balance individuality against the expectations and needs
of others. Creative changes in lifestyle and in your im-
mediate environment can be initiated at this time.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Your confidence and vitality could be high today. You will
be able to organize and gather resources as required. As
such, your relationship with managers and peers also shows
some favor. Your personality can be utilized to the full,
especially if it is undemonstrative. Your direction should
also be clearer.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This day is especially suited for setting your own goals
and starting to realize them. You have your own variety
of "healthy egotism" and you could meet up with influen-
tial people who will support you. This will enable you
to approach your work with plenty of confidence.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This could be a day in which any ideas that you have will
be viewed with greater clarity. This high mental energy
should enable a successful discourse with most people.
Writing is also favored, so if nothing else is pressing,
write a letter.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Attendance at a literary event could prove to be stimulating
due to your receptivity with study right now. Today is a good
day to confide in others, and therefore you will communicate
with others more than usual, but will do your best to avoid
stress.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This is not a time to gamble, for you could easily over-
ndulge yourself. Therefore, try to maintain a balance
during this time. Look for warning signs that you may
be stepping over the line. Act with optimism and humility.
Today you feel your strength, but don't see the world
very positively.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Just because you are good at convincing others that you
are able to handle everything, doesn't make it true.
Sometimes you may seem arrogant and act too spontaneously
because you are too sure of yourself. Even if you find it
difficult, it is important to allow other people enough
space or one day you will pay the price.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You may be confronted by people who challenge your
objectives in the outer world. Conflicts with others
may arise, especially with managers or those in author-
ity. If conflicts do arise, try to learn from the
situation, and don't be too demoralized.

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April 15, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A time of transitory introspection, inhibition, or even
depression if you are not sufficiently in touch with your
feelings. Somehow, the universe presents you with situations
that will test the level of your consolidated emotions. This
is a time for serious thinking and meditation.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may experience a higher than average perception due to
quicker thinking. Your ability to reach decisions, and
ersuade others, will be heightened. This is a good time to
verbalize your inner feelings with greater ease.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Your emotions may be more consolidated, so it is easy to
help those in need and provide good advice. Your patience
seems to be higher, so you should be able to accomplish
much more. This is a good time to meditate on your inner
development.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
For a few hours, you may become moody and possibly say
things without forethought. If you feel restless, do not
worry, for this is a time for psychological and emotional
readjustment. Perhaps you need to balance the rational
and emotional mind.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a time that may test your feelings of independence.
You may feel that some people are trying to clip your wings.
Some of these transits may invoke a reaction towards some
form of philosophy, or even invite questions.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This may be a good time to withdraw into the personal
security of being alone with a close friend or lover.
This is because you may over react to the emotional
influences of the outside world. Within your personal
space, get in touch with your emotions.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is a time to take care that you do not overreact
emotionally to others, particularly with women. The
conscious will of the Sun confronts the emotions
depicted by the Moon. Thus your actions could be over-
active if there is insufficient balance between your
emotions and your conscious will.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
It may be that you should be wary of your intuition
during this transit. Thus, postpone decisions until
you can be sure of them. If this is a confusing time,
meditate on clarity. Sometimes, new experiences and
perceptions arise. A sense of wanting to get involved
in some new venture may occur.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You may feel the need for some excitement and fun.
This is not usually over-the-edge, so it is possible
to more readily influence others. Your originality,
inventiveness and creativity can be higher than usual.
This can be a time of constructive change.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Mood swings or emotional tension will unsettle you if
sub-conscious impulses seem to re-emerge. Try to avoid
lobbing emotional hand grenades, or over reacting, as
you can easily be the emotional loser in any dispute.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
For a brief moment, you may experience impulsiveness,
irritability, or irrational feelings. It is as if you
seem more prone to take offense and become easily
frustrated. Before reacting, try to determine if you
are just more sensitized. Meditate on loving kindness.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You should be more cheerful and generous right now.
Cooperation with others is easier and perhaps you
feel like being with close friends. This transit
can assist in providing a greater understanding
of other people.




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April 17, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
For a brief moment today, you may experience impulsiveness,
irritability, or irrational feelings. It is as if you seem
more apt to take offense and become easily frustrated. Try
to stay reasonably calm.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Today you will have a brief period of emotional happiness,
with a keen sense of anticipation. You may also feel a lit-
tle more optimistic than usual as you are able to interact
more easily with your peers.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Your feelings are vibrant and probably need appeasing!
Therefore, this wonderful energy is favorable for ro-
mance and love. Any long term relationship will probably
be destined for success as your choosing the right time
and the right person will be better than most today.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
There could be a feeling of wanting to break free of any
negative emotions today. The more emotional individual
may experience mood swings. If you feel emotionally tense,
go for a walk. Focus and discipline may be difficult for
a few hours.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a time to avoid acting maliciously towards someone
you consider warrants it. It is also a time to avoid un-
savory areas and angry people. It won't be easy to get along
with you during this time because you think you have to con-
trol everything, Try to adopt a more live and let live at-
titude.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Certain challenges may briefly arise in your family or with
those whom you share an intimate relationship. These people
are not deliberately antagonizing you, it may be that you
are more sensitive to certain statements or actions today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Your inner feelings may need special attention right now,
and you may express your emotions excessively in close
relationships with others. This transit could indicate
some extravagance, so take care with purchases and food
or drink that you take.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This may be a good time to withdraw into the personal
security of being alone with a close friend or lover.
This is because you may over react to the emotional
influences of the outside world. Within your personal
space, get in touch with your emotions.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today you could encounter difficulties if you work
towards realizing your personal goals without re-
gard to its effect on others. If your ego gets to
be too big, others will make sure you pay the price
for it. Even if you have a lot of self confidence
at the moment.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
If your desires and conscious will are in balance,
you should be able to work towards objectives and
work well with your peers and those in authority.
This is also a time to re-assert any position of
authority that you have, both personally and/or
with certain people.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Through cooperation, high energy and the joy you
bring to work, you can serve as an example to your
co-workers. You have the potential to take on pro-
jects which you have been wanting to do for a long
time. Then you will stand behind your activities
completely.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
At present you have unbelievable energy reserves at
your disposal. It should not be difficult for you to
assert yourself or at least prevent yourself from
being exploited or oppressed. If you don't give your
energies free reign at the cost of others, there
shouldn't be any problems within your group.





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ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may have some confusion or unpredictable experiences
today so try to test understanding and appreciate where
others are coming from. If assertion is called for, it
should only be used when absolutely necessary.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
As always, a loving assertion is far better than any
irate over-assertion. If necessary, channel excessive
physical energies through exercise. If you are only
out to assert your ego, people will avoid you and you
will end up feeling dissatisfied.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Make sure that you get a chance to relax. That would
help you because if you let your relationships get
too intense, conflicts can develop which you may not
be able to handle. It may be that you need some time
to yourself today.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you should get out and do something completely
averse to your usual style, because you are ready for
it. This is just the kind of thing which is needed
for you to fulfill your goals. It should remind you
that the positive and unexpected things in life are
there to be enjoyed.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your vitality is likely to be higher than usual today.
This is a good time to assess your activity in certain
projects and goals. Those that are not worth pursuing
may need to be re-structured or abandoned.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today is a good day to confide in others, and therefore
you will communicate with others more than usual, while
doing your best to avoid stress. Seeing your position
clearly helps you to explain it to others. You work
better because you have no problems drawing on your
power of concentration.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Todays conflict emanates from someone in authority, and
you may perceive this individual as misusing their power.
It is important to remain calm and diplomatic. You may
also be tested on some past event, or the reliability of
a mechanical device.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
The opportunity to act on personal desires may need some
self-control. Thus, you will benefit from the assistance
of others. Your desires and conscious will are in balance,
so you should be able to work well with other people.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today strong powers are at work which could be useful for
a new project. At the moment you are having a lot of good
ideas for using them. Your own physical energy is abundant
and it would be a shame if it wasn't adequately expressed.
You are not just concerned with asserting yourself so
others will enjoy working with you.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Disruptions are possible today, whether they are mechanical
breakdowns, restrictions or disagreements. A few people may
be accident prone, but it is important to know that we
create accidents, they don't just happen. The reason may be
obscure but you can find the answer within yourself.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
If you think that the offer from a friend to do something
unusual today doesn't fit in with your usual way of doing
things, then think twice before declining, because inside
you crave to break off with conventions. Be aware that
this is all about flexibility.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
The kind of experiences that you may be subjected to
today can depend on a variety of factors. Events that
occur tend be either a test, or, an initiating energy
designed to invoke change. Today your daily exercise
run might take you into a new romance.




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ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 19)
Your emotions can be a little more forceful during this brief transit. Because of this, you may be more self-centered,
which can lead to some difficulties in relationships. On the other hand, if you are in touch with your emotions and
your self esteem is high, there should not be any significant stress or emotional challenge. Your dreams could help
you through what may prove to be a worrisome week.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
For a brief moment, you may experience impulsiveness, irritability, or irrational feelings. It is as if you seem more
prone to take offense and become easily frustrated. Try not to over react, and if you do, cool down and calm your
feelings, don't forget to appologize while you are at it. Meditate on your dreams this week as you may come up with
some surprises!.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Your emotional feelings are likely to be heightened in a comfortable way. Being around people who possess a
certain degree of emotional sensitivity should make you feel contented. This company is more likely to be of the
opposite sex, who will find you more responsive during this brief transit. Dreams are fuzzy and not too informative.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
One of the common effects of this transit is a light dose of paranoia. You seem sensitive as to whether people like
you, or feel guilty or inferior in some way. If you are experiencing a longer term emotional transit, this brief transit
could initiate the vulnerability that leads to tears. Avoid drugs and alcohol! Pay close attention to your dreams as
they are vivid this week.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You could be a little more erratic, eccentric or rebellious during this week. This may be due to the fact that your
mind is quicker than usual, which could result in some impatience. Feelings of de ja vue can occur during this this
week. You should be able to interact well with others. Your dreams will keep you entertained for the week.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Although much will depend on your general emotional state, your emotions should be working well with your
physical energy. If your feelings are already well integrated with that of your conscious mind, your relationship with
other people should be congenial. Your physical vitality may be suffering. As such, avoid surgery or excessive use of
that part of the body which is ruled by your natal Sun sign. Pay attention to a dream about midweek, it could answer
your question.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
This rather brief transit could be marked by some individual, perhaps a woman, who seems to be working at cross
purposes. It is not as though this individual is deliberately antagonizing you, the universe is simply presenting a
challenge. It could be that you need to apply the necessary patience and attention. Avoid becoming impulsive and
illogical. Dreams are of a precognitive nature.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
During this time, your attention may be focused on items of a personal nature and the things that you value. You
may find yourself becoming more involved in discussions concerning one's sense of values. If Mercury is under
stress in this house, you should defer most forms of purchases. This is because your mind may not be clear of all of
the necessary facts. Your dreams can lead the way to success if you meditate on them.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Your mind could be directed towards business around the home, so communication with others may be dulled
somewhat. You may have nostalgic thoughts regarding certain events. As your thoughts are directed inwardly, it
could be a good time to link past conditioning to your present situation. You may experience a more vivid past life
under hypnosis. Pay attention to your dreams as one may introduce you to your guardian angel.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Your mind could be directed more towards recreational activities this week such as games and entertainment.
Your communication may even be more direct than usual, so be careful that you do not tell it too much "like it is," and
offend other peoples' sensitivity. Be sure to maintain a listening ear to people, and avoid over projecting your
thoughts. A few good dreams that you will be able to remember.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
This week is a good time to test understanding with partners and close friends regarding any matter at hand. The
benefits not only provide the balancing energy of this house, but also stimulates your mind in a conducive manner.
Negotiations are also favored, as are contracts, providing you keep a cool head during the process. Your dreams
may give you a good stock market tip.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Inner reflection and the acquisition of deeper truths are sometimes prominent this week. Intellectual research and
conversations can have a ponderous effect with you. In any event, the transformation of thoughts and ideas can
provide for further growth if you are open minded enough. Your dreams are intuitive this week so pay close
attention.

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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 294 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 17, 2000 (22:42) * 1 lines 
 
Guess I won't be posting those weeklies anymore...I just read the comment at the top and I don't want to be raided...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 295 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (09:23) * 1 lines 
 
Business around the home, I'm heading to my rent house right now. I'll have to read the rest of Spring from there.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 296 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (09:26) * 1 lines 
 
The Quail house that is, trouble brewing. Situation.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 297 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (13:24) * 1 lines 
 
Fingers crossed for you, Terry...sending beams and good vibes of Aloha and peace. Keep us posted. I worry about you!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 298 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (20:21) * 1 lines 
 
It's sorting itself out ok so far, you already know because we talked on dialpad a bit ago.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 299 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (20:44) * 1 lines 
 
Yes...I am much relieved to know that. Make that little room into a chapel or library...gotta change the vibes in there!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 300 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (20:48) * 1 lines 
 
Yep, well, we'll just take our time and make a good pick.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 301 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (20:58) * 1 lines 
 
Good. It must be very difficult to figure out what is inside the character of new renters...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 302 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 19, 2000 (23:39) * 106 lines 
 
April 20, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Generally, there can be a need to project your sense of will
unheeded, often in the form of recreation and pleasure. How-
ever, it is important that you maintain your sense of duty.
This is a good time to meditate in order to get in touch
with your deepest feelings.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Due to a natural charge of energy at this time, the opport-
unity exists to succeed more easily than at other times.
This does not imply that you should ignore your limitations
and abilities, for if you are misguided on this, you will
quite likely fail.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
A slight unpredictable event can occur, which can place a
snag in your plans. You may feel some level of guilt, or
have your conscience nudge you. This can be a time of
constructive change.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your feelings can be a little more intense and energized
right now. You may feel like watching a mystery movie, or
perhaps discussing something related to the mysterious and
supernatural. An unusual event may occur that colors your
perception.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You may unconsciously stir certain feelings in someone else.
Be sensitive to the emotional needs of others, and if neces-
sary, be consistent. Try to be aware of being too accepting.
This is also a great time to socialize.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You should have a heightened sense of good feelings today.
This might extend to an avoidance of adventure or serious
activities, preferring to be comfortable in a nurturing
environment. You are more likely to seek warm, affable
people who will find you responsive.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Take care that you do not engage in certain excesses. This
should not be a difficult day, but there can be the occasional
conceited, cocky or vain mannerism shown. Only make promises
when you know you can keep them.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Sympathetic feelings and greater affection are typical for
today. This, together with having a more cheerful manner
will favor the entertaining of others in your home. New
experiences and perceptions arise. A sense of wanting to
get involved in some new venture may occur.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
This is also a good time to work on any unresolved area of
your emotional life, as you should be more accepting of
being able to validate and address such issues. You could
feel the need to become emotionally involved in what you
are doing right now.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A moment of extroversion. For an hour or two, you could
project your emotions more prominently. Much of how today
goes depends on the extend to which you can normally handle
your emotions. The greater your ability to deal with your
emotions, the more you will be able to relate to the feel-
ings of others.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You may experience an emotional period when you feel notice-
ably in tune with the life around you. As such, you are more
able to become emotionally involved in what you are doing.
This is a time to naturally get in touch with your deepest
feelings, perhaps through meditation.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
You may feel extravagant and a little proud today. Portray
honest feelings, and only make promises when you know you
can keep them. Harmonious feelings and greater affection
are yours for the asking. You might feel more nurturing
and even consider some redecoration.


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ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is often a time when you can readily project yourself
well within some group or family circle. You should feel
close to certain individuals today and enjoy some joint
activity. If you are ready, and other factors support it,
you will likely encounter an individual that can assist in
furthering your spiritual growth.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Today you have something to confide and therefore will
communicate more than usual. You can see your position
clearly and explain it understandably to others. You
will work effectively because you have no problem draw-
ing on your power of concentration.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Because you may be prone to egotism and should watch
out especially that your colleagues and your boss
aren't taken back. Don't be too demanding, but always
be aware of the value of your skills. It may be best
to stay in the background and put off impending
decisions.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Financial matters are also favored, either negotiating
or finalizing outstanding deals. You will gain great
satisfaction in beautifying or enhancing your immediate
environment as well. Today you are feeling great, which
has something to do with the charming way you treat
members of the opposite sex.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Generally one can say that your present perspective of
reality tends to exclude others. If that is true, then
you should withdraw for today and devote yourself to
the study of Astrology or another kind of alternative
science, which will bring you insights. Grant your body
a day of rest.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
As the center of attention, you treat everyone especially
affectionately. Go to the theater or a concert, buy your-
self something nice. Today you won't be prone to overdo
things. This would be a good day for a party, where you
can meet people in a relaxed atmosphere.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
If this is a day in which the plans of other people
conflict with yours, it is likely that you are being
tested. Often, the conflict emanates from someone in
authority, and you may perceive this individual as
misapplying their power. It is important therefore,
to remain calm and diplomatic.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is a good day to break some of the veils between
physical reality and the greater reality in order to
gain some spiritual understanding. You sensitivity
and sense of altruism will be higher than usual.
Certain empathic feelings may also be experienced.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today your family and home environment will be a source
of strength to you. Recognition of the value of a plea-
sant home may motivate you to visit your parents. The
search for the warmth of trusted people stifles your
desire to appear in front of large crowds or to brag
at work to attract attention to yourself.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Probably this is a great time to assert yourself against
competition or to call attention to your strengths, al-
though you prefer to sit back and observe what's going
on. Maybe you will get close to your family and go on an
outing together.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Today you will need to exercise some degree of humility so
as not to allow your thinking to dominate a situation. By
eing receptive and compromising, you will be able to work
better with others.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
If this is a day in which power struggles arise, or a
breakdown in a relationship occurs, it is possible that
you have insufficient balance in these areas. It is
important therefore, to understand the nature of this,
rather than allow some unwise action to impede your
growth.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 304 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Fri, Apr 21, 2000 (19:22) * 1 lines 
 
Hmmmm. Not very relevant today.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 305 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 21, 2000 (19:57) * 1 lines 
 
Mine has lately...amazing! How did they know?! And the men also involved had theirs played out with the transit negativity for one and support from the other one. Excellent results all round for me. Got something settled which should have been settled a year ago or longer...!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 306 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (09:32) * 1 lines 
 
Good!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 307 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (12:48) * 1 lines 
 
...Yup! It will not easily go away, however; we "discussed" it heatedly last night about time to go to sleep and was not a fun time. The guy has lousy timing, but he is making me more and more independent of need to have him around. Who needs the aggravation. Life is too short!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 308 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (14:30) * 114 lines 
 
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
The reason may be obscure, and it might be necessary to
consult a psychic or an astrologer to understand the
bigger picture of why certain events occur. An even
better way is to find the answer within yourself, as we
all have the ability to tap into a greater consciousness
of understanding.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
With meditation and inner understanding, you will gain
much insight. Your inspiration is also likely to be
more active as a result. This is a good day to break
some of the veils between physical reality and the
greater reality in order to gain some spiritual under-
standing.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
During the course of the day you should receive plenty
of opportunity to stock up on positive karma. In ad-
dition, your present constitution is conducive to
research in a field such as Astrology.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you feel your strength, but don't see the world
very positively. Actually you are capable of devoting
yourself to useful consideration, but let yourself be
tempted to push this off onto others. things will
center around expansion.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Just because you are good at convincing others that
you are able to handle everything, doesn't make it
true. Sometimes you may seem arrogant and act too
spontaneously because you are too sure of yourself.
Even if you find it difficult, it is important to
allow other people enough space.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Physically, you are in good shape and you won't let
the day go by without physical exertion. Even if it
is strenuous you get a lot of enjoyment out of it.
At the end of the day you will look back and wonder
how you managed to accomplish so much without get-
ting tired.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Todays events can induce a rebellious tendency,
particularly if any selfish interest is shown by
those in authority. Part of this may be to test
the way in which you can influence change in
such matters. If you find yourself fighting
against your conscience, due to an over or
under reaction, meditate on the issue.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
The Moon also stands for the situation at home.
Thereby you are in touch with your emotions and
have no problem expressing your feelings to
others. Today will bring a short period in which
your emotional base with respect to the way you
lead your life will become conscious

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your confidence at work should be good today. As
such, your relationship with managers and peers
also shows some favor. Your personality can be
utilized to the full, especially if it is undemon-
strative. Your direction should be clearer also.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This day is especially appropriate for setting your
own goals and getting right on whatever it takes to
put them into practice. You have your own variety of
"healthy egotism" and you could meet up with influen-
tial people who will support you.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
At present you are more apt to criticize, which doesn't
make you especially popular with your colleagues or with
your boss. There may be a danger of taking your position
too serious and then neglecting to take the rights of
the people around you into consideration.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
This could be a day when a compromise is needed. Your
will-power may be lacking. You may feel more restricted
today in expressing affection to others and seek self-
gratifying pleasures to the exclusion of others. A
chance of promotion is in the air today.

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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm
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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 309 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (14:33) * 1 lines 
 
Not much here for me today. I'll just bathe in the Spring and hope I get congenial company to join me...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 310 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (16:18) * 1 lines 
 
Well I ordered DSL for the Quail house today. 1.5 gb up and down. This should work out great for running some of our own servers. I added a new roomie who's a marketing guy for an Austin Internet startup and I'm planning on dividing up the living room in to cubicles so we could start our own home based Internet businesses. The Quail Creek geek coefficient just went way up.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 311 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 22, 2000 (18:28) * 1 lines 
 
Geeks rule! Great news! (Some of my best friends and a son of mine are geeks!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 312 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Apr 23, 2000 (20:40) * 105 lines 
 
April 24, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A good day for romance and planning your wedding for some
of you. Others will find a new found closeness with a
loved one. Keeping your cool in a ticklish situation today
could be a piece of cake for you.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
This is not a good day to back up and be bull headed about
ideas other people like but don't sit well with you. Try
to give them the opportunity to prove the ideas merit be-
fore throwing the baby out with the bath water.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You should make a firm decision today and stick to it as
being wishy washy could bring you some losses, both
financial and romantic. Plans you had for today must be
changed and while this will not sit well with you, you
find that rolling with the flow will be beneficial to
you.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Fantasizing what you would like to do is not going to
accomplish anything worthwhile today. Best to get your-
self kickstarted and go for it in realtime. Because you
are a nurturing, caring person you may find yourself the
center of attention around children today.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Today you may meet someone who will trim your claws down
to size and turn the lion into a lamb...and he/she can do
it all with a simple smile. You may have an enemy at work
and it would be best to nip any potiential problems in
the bud today simply by walking away.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Some of you may have reached a turning point in your lives
whereby you will reassess your spirituality and your
spiritual values. Perhaps by trying to educate the public
so that more people will have choices and can learn to make
them more intelligently. Others may prefer to be the student.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You are firing on all cylinders today and making good
decisions is a snap for you. Don't get too sure of your-
self though as a decision made without some thought could
backfire on you. Your martial problems should be resolved
before nightfall.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
While you are not usually the altruistic type today you
will find much pleasure in aiding someone to reach the
goals they have laid out for themselves. Shopping could
be a good move today as you are bound to find some decent
bargains on things you have been wanting.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Turning on a good friend out of jealousy today would be
a big mistake, it is not the friends fault and he/she
may be entirely innocent of any wrong doing. Checking
out the rumors, not believing them, is the way to go.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Today do not let the sun set on your anger with a loved
one. Make amends where possible or try compromising to
end it. A simple apology just might work miracles in this
situation. Concentrate today at work on the task at hand,
not your domestic problems.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A mistake in judging the problems of someone and their
unwillingness to be helped may have you feeling down
today. You have to remember that you will not always
be able to make a difference, sometimes you must stand
by and watch.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Wondering what happened to a recent romantic affair will
cause you to reassess the way you lean on people too much.
Some signs like this while others want a partner to stand
up and be counted. Try to control any clinging vine ten-
dencies you may have.

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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 313 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (07:14) * 1 lines 
 
Jeaslosy?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 314 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (08:02) * 7 lines 
 
Cancer
You tried to take the easy way out and look where it's gotten you. All your maneuvering has put you into an even tighter spot. If you had simply stuck to the original plan, you'd be far ahead of the others by now. It may be time to give up your strategy and make a vertical exit from the game. All hope isn't loss, however. A new opportunity arises. Tonight, let yourself have feelings -- denying them will only make things worse.


Sagittarius
You enjoy the positive energy for one more day, Sagittarius. No matter where your treasure hunt takes you, the greatest prize of all lies within. Make your own luck. Stage your own circus. You have everything you need, which frees you to reach for what you want. Friendships mean a lot to you during this time. Make an effort to let your friends know how dear they are to you. Throw a dinner party or send out cards -- it's the thought that counts right now.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 315 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (12:45) * 5 lines 
 
Yeah, Cancerean, let your emotions be known to others who wonder if you still have any.

Cannot imagine the Sagittarius I know having any Jealousy other than from others jealous of him...!

If I change my plans for today I stay home from softball and play on the Spring. I'd druther do that anyway...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 316 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (17:37) * 1 lines 
 
You give me too much credit, Marci. I've had a few jealous moments in my life.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 317 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Apr 24, 2000 (22:40) * 107 lines 
 
Not at all... it must have been in your green youth. I could not imagine you that way now. (Cannot just be me who sees you in that shiny armor!)


April 25, 2000


ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today you will offer aid and comfort to a seriously ill friend.
You may not be able to make a difference in the situation but
you will make that person happier from your having visited. A
good time to take the evening for resting.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Go out of your way today to touch someone who may need some
heartfelt encouragement. You are good at bolstering other
peoples confidence and today you even manage to boost your
own self esteem a couple of notches.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
The love of your life has just laid down the law to you and
it makes you angry. Try to be understanding of where your
partner is coming from rather than giving a childish display
of anger. You will earn not only greater respect but also
some peace and quiet.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You may have been burning too much midnight oil and not get-
ting enough rest. Try to make your nights earlier if you can,
but if you must work long hours then you should insist on
being allowed to sleep a proper number of hours as your health
is all important.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A confusing day for you as you seem to misunderstand what
people are saying and their motives, try falling back and
regrouping today as you listen more than talk and in that
way things will not get so muddied up.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
A health problem may have you and the family worried, but
chances are good that the final tests will tell a positive
tale and give you a clean bill of health. Try to concentrate
on your goals and your work at hand as you go about your
daily routine.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today some of you may have a heavy heart over the plight of
a loved one, but you should try to bear up as there are
others weaker than you that will need your strength in the
next few days. Others will find this a good time to push
for a job promotion or a raise.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You find yourself extra popular today as friends and even
neighbors seek you out for help or advice. Go out shopping
or browsing the local museums and art galleries so you can
soak up the peace and calmness they offer.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Friends and family gather around you in love as you help
to celebrate your wedding anniversary. Go out on the town
and make a night of it as you revisit some of your favorite
places from way back when. This is a chance for you two to
get closer together.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A change in your work relations could have you out job hunt-
ing today so be careful what you say and who you say it to.
Stay cool and the changes that are being implemented should
work out fine for you. A quiet evening at home is in order.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Is your visitor/freeloader still hanging on? This is the
day you should tell it like it is as this person is never
going to amount to anything if he/she is allowed to ride
your pocketbook the way he/she has been doing now for weeks.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
This is the day that your intuition kicks in big time and
you find that you know things that are going to happen
before they do. This would be a dandy time to pick some
numbers for the lottery as games of chance are favored
today.



------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 318 of 1288:  (sprin5) * Tue, Apr 25, 2000 (06:56) * 1 lines 
 
It's not my wedding anniversery.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 319 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 25, 2000 (13:10) * 1 lines 
 
I thought it peculiar that they put something as movable as a wedding anniversary in a horoscope...must be a just ordinary day for you otherwise, which is not a Bad Thing!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 320 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Apr 25, 2000 (13:42) * 62 lines 
 
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
The Capricorn Moon straps you into the seat of power for the next few days. You're ready to look the other way when a fair weather friend catches a ride on your good fortune. For now, there's enough to share.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Jupiter frowns and wags a mighty finger. You've gone over the line again. Fitting in seems like a punishment. You're free to think whatever you want, but it shouldn't influence your behavior right now.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
The natural world has a model for any situation that you could imagine. Look for the symbols, but don't let them do your thinking for you. A third party is highly impressed by how you handle things.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Disaster may not be inevitable, but you need to move with extreme caution. Get the highest value for each dollar that you spend. Look for the ideal upward trend to lift you out of here.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Perspective is an awesome tool when it works in your favor. The Capricorn Moon magnifies your little effort until you look like the star of the show. Share the glory, and nip any resentment in the bud.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
A former equal now seems to be the master of your fate. This is less fun than it used to be. You can leave at any time, although there's no guarantee that you can get back in if you change your mind.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Your position, though highly charged, is oddly neutral. You have time to make a decision -- if you're quick about it. Understand what you're doing before you try to explain it.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Enthusiasm is a fine thing, but it can produce some odd behavior when seen from the outside. Not everyone is having as much fun as you are. Put another person's needs ahead of your own.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The Capricorn Moon turns the tables on you in delightful ways. The matchmaker is matched with the candidate of his or her dreams. The biggest surprise is how surprised you are. This seemed so obvious.


Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Look for a ray of sunshine that will dissolve the black cloud over your head. Even a partial solution is better than none at all. Your home should be a source of security and contentment.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Even if it's someone else's idea or decision, you're the one who makes the wheels turn. Be a hero in your office or neighborhood. Hard work looks good and feels fine.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
There are no gray areas under the law. According to the Capricorn Moon, you're either doing it right or doing it wrong. Postpone a shopping trip that you can't really afford.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 321 of 1288: Spring Fever  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (12:18) * 102 lines 
 
April 26, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A hard driving life style may be tiring you out. Try to cut
back on some of the projects that you have taken on so wil-
lingly and have a complete medical checkup...by the way,
taken any vitamins and minerals lately?

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may come across as the bull in the china shop in social
situations today but on the dance floor you stun them all
with your grace and poise. A bad dream may have you worried
today but it is probably nothing more than the heavy meal
you had the night before.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Today you make several starts and stops due to the fact
that you cannot make up your mind and stick to it. Why
not just putting all the decisions on the shelf today
until you are feeling more positive.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Searching out the perfect fishing spot may be the most
serious thing on your mind today as you enjoy a time
of peace and leisure. Take along a good friend or your
child to double your fun and enjoyment in your favorite
sport.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A round of financial meetings may have you down today
but the evening will bring you a nice surprise...so
don't pass up the opportunity to attend that party
for one of your favorite people tonight.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today is a day of forward looking for you as you near
your goals of being your own boss, totally...You give
your notice at work and then turn your attention to
your favorite pass time, making money on the web.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A loved one may have you confused as the signals he/or
she is sending is not consistent with the things being
said. Best to let time sort this out before making a
hard and fast commitment to this person; this one could
be too insecure for you.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Go easy on the spending today as you could blow the bank
balance before you know it. Save some for a rainy day in
case the clouds are gathering. A good friend may ask you
for a loan today and since this person has always been
good to repay you make the loan.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A moments indiscretion could tear down a lifetime of
building that you have put into your relationship with
someone, so if you haven't done it and you are only
tempted, think twice, and then walk away.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Capricorns staid manner may not sit too well with a new
love interest so it is best to re-evaluate the situation
and look for someone who will be more appreciative of
your wonderful characteristics. You have too much to
offer to settle for less than the best.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Working with wayward youths in a group can bring the
emotional fulfilment that you have been seeking as
your guidance can make a difference in young lives.
Make 'action' plans as this type of youngster likes
to be doing something.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A new wardrobe for the Spring and Summer seasons is
just the pick me up that you need today, so this
would be a good day to spend going through the
stores and finding just the right things...you know,
shop 'til you drop.

-----------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 322 of 1288: Spring Fever  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (12:26) * 62 lines 
 
April 26, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Stay active and productive while you still have the maximum effect. If someone outside the loop wants your time, make an appointment for later in the week. You can't stand wasting any of the opportunities now available.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Maybe you're sick and tired of the current order, but how much better would chaos be? Find a balance between the necessary and the enjoyable. If you can't move forward, at least don't go back.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're like a messenger from another time or a different world. Novel ideas have practical applications in the lives of people who've never had your experience. They'll accept you once they stop laughing.

Airies
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Myth serves a positive function for a community struggling with harsh realities. Your choices may be limited, which makes the correct one all the more obvious. Don't hint at weaknesses to a watchful enemy.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
People understand that you're more than a resume or a recommendation. Fulfill the promise of your early potential. It's time to show that you're as skilled as you are lucky.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
If you're easily disappointed, maybe you expect too much. Others will do as they please, whether or not that pleases you. Work alone, and you'll have fewer complaints.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
A sudden jolt awakens you from your sleepwalk. Welcome back to your life, which is already in progress. Pick up the pace before someone else bumps into you.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Appearances are particularly important. Put a little spin and polish on your naked emotions. An employer, client or law enforcement official would prefer not to see anything out of the ordinary.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Your hands are nimble, and your eyes are quick and bright. You have the materials to create something even better than your plans require. Let the definition change with the events that shape it.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Good intentions and high hopes get you through a slow, dreary time. Everyone understands that a promise isn't the same thing as a delivery. You're sure to be honest today -- whether you like it or not.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Have fun proving yourself to people who will surely be impressed. You know the routine well enough to add a subtle dash of drama. This is one day's worth of praise that you can take to the bank.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Remember that childhood motto: 'Take what you want, but eat all you take.' Today's lesson has more to do with efficiency than moderation. Your goal should match your ability to reach it.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 323 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (18:51) * 1 lines 
 
Sure, ok.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 324 of 1288: On The Lanai  (MarciaH) * Wed, Apr 26, 2000 (21:44) * 101 lines 
 
April 27, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
It is important that you maintain your sense of duty today.
If you have children, there may be a greater emotional
involvement in which you take the time to explore your
relationship with them. Relationships with others take on
a more fun-loving form.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
You may feel inclined to pursue a new hobby, or even enroll
in a new class. So long as your mind can be stimulated.
Some individuals will find that their intellectual stimu-
lation is directed to an area of the law that involves some
sort of principle. This law may be man made or natural,
although the latter is more likely.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
This is a time when you should consider your role and
activities among your peer group, the community or at
work. Due to a natural charge of energy at this time,
you may well succeed easier today. This energy does
not mean that you should ignore your limitations and
abilities.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
If necessary, this is a good time to meditate on who and
what you are, and to project yourself with a sense of
purpose. This is also a time to have faith in who and
what you are. So meditating on this, as well as bridging
your internal levels of consciousness, will assist greatly.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Should you feel a need to exhibit certain personal items,
it should be done with humility and a sense of sharing
your pleasure. You could find yourself applying an extra
effort into reinforcing some form of financial or material
security, but you should not deny spiritual needs for
material needs.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Try to personalize your relationships with certain people
in a balanced way. By listening to and understanding others
a greater harmony can be realized. There may be a sense of
restlessness however, in which there is a need to study
something new or a subject more seriously.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today tends to be a time during which are beset with
nostalgia, which causes you to want to be with those
who share your intimate personal life. If you have
been unable to settle down, you may find yourself
setting up a sound base for future activities.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Emotions may be numbed during this transit, making you
feel somewhat isolated and lonely. It is better to
concern yourself right now with the practicalities of
life and work, rather than your emotions.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Today you will be concerned with meeting obligations and
accepting responsibility. This puts you in a position to
take on the tasks which you usually try to avoid. This
will earn you recognition from your boss and others,
even if you don't try to call attention to yourself.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
The kind of experiences that you may be subjected to
today can depend on a variety of factors. Events that
occur tend be either a test, or, an initiating energy
designed to invoke change. A few people may be accident
prone, but it is important to know that we create ac-
cidents, they don't just happen.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Your confidence could be high today. You will be able to
organize and gather resources as required. Your relation-
ship with managers and peers also shows much improvement.
Your direction should also be clearer.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today you are feeling great and are looking out at the
world optimistically. Everything you touch today will
be a success. Changes will center around expansion. At
the moment you probably want to do something extra-
ordinary and are dreaming about exotic places.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 325 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (05:43) * 1 lines 
 
A real get down and get your hands dirty scope for today, sounds about like what today is cut out for.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 326 of 1288: On The Lanai  (MarciaH) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (13:10) * 1 lines 
 
Mine sounds like my typical day on the Spring!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 327 of 1288: On The Lanai  (MarciaH) * Thu, Apr 27, 2000 (13:19) * 66 lines 
 
April 27, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
The picture blinks and wavers. A deadline approaches by the end of today. If you can force an eleventh hour victory, you'll secure a place in the history books.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Your rebellious spirit grows stronger with each passing hour. Maybe you can upset the apple cart and get away with it. The long term consequences aren't as important as the immediate satisfaction.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Faith is a common undercurrent even as the surface conditions change. As Bob Dylan sang, 'You don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows.' Watch and wait from your position of strength.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Covert action may be necessary. You spot an opportunity that could vanish before you handle all the required paperwork. Desperation is a positive force when it changes things for the better.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
An apparent stroke of genius needs a second pair of eyes to determine if it's really worth anything. Stay confident even as you recognize that you can use some help. The real collaboration is about to begin.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
The tide is turning in your favor. You notice that an annoyingly familiar restriction has now vanished. Seize the change and quickly apply it to something positive.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Since you last checked in, a few more faces have appeared in the picture. Your role in a relationship has changed. Choose novelty over dismay. Have some fun with this while you're getting used to it.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Relax, tidy up and sigh with relief. An intrusive observer has evaluated your performance and moved on. Instances like these help you appreciate your freedom once you get it back.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The futurist nudges reality toward his or her ideal version. The perfectionist dreams of improving on that which needs no improvement. You're as restless as you are happy. It's a winning combination.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Sooner or later, grumpiness gets boring and goes out of style. If you don't figure it out for yourself, someone is sure to tell you, and maybe not so gently. Go to bed early and read yourself to sleep.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You have permission to make the improvements that seem so obvious and necessary. While you don't have to dedicate your work to those who made it possible, show the proper gratitude. At last you're free to get started.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
In memory, even a long hard bear hug becomes just a fleeting embrace. People come and go, but you carry your values with you on an unbreakable string. There's always a new challenge for your special skills.







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April 28, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today could bring you some good news regarding the health
matters of a dear friend. You will have to work harder
than usual today just to stay even but you manage quite
nicely. Take a breather tonight and go out with a special
someone just for fun.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Creative urges are still with you and you come up with
a great idea for a web site. Don't let lack of skills
hold you back, get some books and just start in doing
it, it is easier than you think! Walk away from a spat
with a loved one tonight.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Constantly changing your mind, or the on again off
again syndrome, will not win you new friends, keep
old ones, or influence people! :-) Make decisions
and stick to them even about purchases...hey, you
can always take them back later.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Getting settled into your new home has been a hassle
for you but things will be looking up today and you
may even be able to relax. Others will find irrita-
tions on the job abating later in the day, and even-
ing is rife with romance.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Getting your group together and making sure everybody
is ready for the big weekend trip is your responsibility
today but this is the kind of thing you shine at as your
leadership qualitie is one of the best things you have
going for you.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Handing in your notice after all this time with the company,
and going into business on your own, may seem just a wee
bit scarey, but if anyone can make it work it is you. Keep
spending down to a minimum until the dust clears and you
are sure of your income.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
The right one has finally come along and snared Libra the
lover. Now the shoe is on the other foot and you are doing
the pursuing, not the other way around! This will be an
ideal match for you as he/she will keep you on your toes.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may not get that promotion that you have been seeking
but the chances are good that an even better one will soon
be open and the boss is secretly saving you for that
position. Try not to be disappointed.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
It's been a long week and you can hardly wait for evening
to come so you and friends or family can take off for your
weekend getaway that has been in the works for a few days.
Be sure to have the car checked before leaving so nothing
will mar your fun.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
An elderly relative may have need of you this weekend and
it would be a good thing to plan a visit. While you are
gone you can go out in the evening and enjoy yourself with
some old acquaintances. Make it a relaxing weekend.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You can't help being a helpful type of person as your enjoy-
ment comes when others finally solve their problems. Today,
though, you should spend some time on resolving your own
martial problems that have been going on before they become
set in cement.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A person greatly esteemed by you may do something today
that undermines your good feelings about him/her. Don't
take it to heart, after all, we are all human and make
mistakes...Angels have wings and are in heaven.

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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



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Wow, the weekend getaway that I haven't even planned. It's more like weekend stayathome.


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 Response 330 of 1288: On The Lanai  (MarciaH) * Fri, Apr 28, 2000 (10:38) * 66 lines 
 
perhaps it is to getaway from routine - though you do not seem to have one! You are Spring's Free Spirit!

April 28, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Being safe spares you the trouble of being sorry. If there's any delay, it's because someone is fixing what should never have gone wrong -- but did. Maybe you should start looking for other flaws in the system.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Friday is the perfect time to rule the world. Your reputation helps make your strange ideas more believable. For the next few days, there are no foreigners or aliens.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're in an odd state of internal wealth, and you want to share it with everyone that you see. However, this is no guarantee that anyone will understand a word you say. Your heart is too big to be hurt by rejection.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Your dreams are bigger than you are, especially when others share them. Your voice is loud and you have a convincing vocabulary. You may be having a greater effect than you realize.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Expect a few peculiar, frustrating days. As long as you maintain a sense of humor, you'll find plenty of reasons to laugh. Perhaps it would be better not to consider the alternatives.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
The development phase is here, and the fun is just beginning. You whip up a unique blend of specialized knowledge and wildcard good luck. Leak a rumor or two to heighten the anticipation.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Others respect your need for solitude. Cancer knows how easy it is to get happily lost inside and never come out. Remember that, once you're ready for it, the external world holds endless riches for you.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Your only choice is honesty. Of course, saying what's on your mind could get you into as much trouble as lying about it. A loved one may have a surprise of his or her own.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
There are some things that even Virgo doesn't know how to do. Coworkers are supportive, and mistakes are instructive. You can brag about this after you've gotten through it in one piece.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Be brave in friendship and romance. Your perfect match is out there somewhere, whether or not they know that you're looking. A much anticipated flower finally blossoms.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
There's no direct, easy route to your destination. If you try to go in a straight line, you'll soon be off the road in some rough country. The good news is that you don't have to be alone in your search.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You're the bolt of lightning that drops from the sky on a calm, uneventful day. Whether or not they'll admit it, some people have been waiting for you to shake up their lives. Let the show begin.





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May Astrology guide

The biggest of the astrological news occur at the beginning of the month
as the spring time (Northern Hemisphere) breaks open with a rather large
planet alignment -- seven of them -- all of the "inner" planets are going
to be in one place, one slice, one thirty degree quadrant of the sky, for
the briefest moment of time. What's this going to mean? It took minutes
of meditation, a sojourn to Lockhart, Texas (BBQ Capitol of the World --
oh the things I do to write a decent horoscope), and a little bit of
study to work this one out. The only planets who are not in Taurus would
be Neptune and Uranus, in Aquarius, and the lone planet player, Pluto,
over yonder in Sagittarius. For the folks so inclined, the important
celestial sight doesn't really occur until the latter part of the month,
after the planets sort themselves out a little bit. The important thing
to see happens right before sun up as the Jupiter and Saturn conjunction
is visible, and especially bright, in the last few days of the month. But
their effect? It will already be happening by the time you see them.

Aries : There is a tendency, especially with everything piled up in
Taurus, to give into the typical (perhaps an incorrect assumption) that
the things you use to define yourself, your material possessions, are
more important than you really understand. Or maybe you're too attached
to some things, and this is something that bears a little bit of close
scrutiny. In the book that I've got, the quote is attributed to Tom
Robbins, "There's a certain, Buddha like calm that comes from having
money in the bank." And that's the problem with this month, if you're
sitting in a good position with material assets, you're one happy camper.
And if you're not sitting happy, then you're sad. But money isn't
everything. And material possessions don't really define who you are. So
there you have it. You're going to go around and around with this riddle
for the better part of the month, at one time or another. Jupiter is
giving you a new cycle, but Saturn is laying down the law, as it were. At
the end of the month, by the time the planets are really shaking things
up, what you use to define your personal "wealth" is likely to be a lot
different. And if you are so inclined, you know how to reach me in order
to share some of your new found assets.

Taurus : "Spiritual Renewal" is a handy buzz word for this month. It's
also an escape clause, like a cheap way to avoid what's really at hand
right now. So let's look at this month's planet line up: the beginning of
the month finds the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus Mars, Jupiter and Saturn
lined up in your sign. By the end of the month, a new cycle has started
and yet, you still have Jupiter and Saturn doing their "up close and
personal" thing in your sign. It means it's the start of a new cycle.
While Saturn often restricts movement, Jupiter enhances it, so you're
going to be pushed and pulled at the same time. Months like May, Year
2000 (conventional calendar) are a good time to consider why I like
living in a trailer so much. I could, at a moments notice, hitch the
trailer up to a truck and be gone. No that this is a likely scenario for
me, or for you, but the idea is appealing. So I'm not sure that you
really want to uproot yourself right now, my trailer has a patio,
landscaping, a permanent mailing address, a couple of phone lines, you
get the idea... and in a similar vein, you're rather firm about what you
stand for, too. So I don't know that you're really going to "move" but
you are going to reconsider the position of the place you're in. Consider
a special form of Taurus-only "spiritual renewal," but come up with your
very own definition.

Gemini : Just about every Gemini chart I have ever looked at has some
planets arrayed in other signs. Like the sign right before you: Taurus.
So even though there's this great upheaval of celestial events in Taurus,
my wager is that you're not going to get the worst of this, not by a long
shot. And there's also something nice about the Gemini lightening quick
adaptability. Remember, there are those who have called you "flaky" in
the past, and those very same detractors are going to wish that they
could be as highly mobile and adaptive as you're going to be. The first
of the big stuff in Taurus doesn't upset you too much, but as the month
develops, first Mars, then Venus, then your little ruling orb, Mercury,
all come slamming into your space. It's a good sign because the long term
effects of the Taurus pile up suddenly kick into high gear for you. Time
to do something about what's going on. And once again, my most excellent
Gemini, your innate and adaptable nature is going to be called upon in
order to save the day [this month.]

Cancer : The first time I was gripped with stage fright, I discovered
that a unique blend of herbs, spices and suitable mind altering
substances helped ease my pain. I'm afraid the blend didn't do much for
the show, and ever since, I've been relegated to bit parts where I'm a
character actor -- usually a Southern Preacher. Seems I do that part
best. That's the problem with the Taurus line up and what follows the
rest of the month, you don't want to get yourself set in a role that
there is no escape from. So when the stage fright reaches up and grabs
you by the the throat, do something to ease the fear. Maybe have a little
stand off with the element itself. Your Cancer self in one corner and
Fear in the other. If you don't face this unlikely problem, and I mean
this element will grab you sooner or later, then you're going to be
resigned to fate much like mine: you're stuck, playing a Southern Gospel
Preacher, for the rest of your life. It's not a bad part, not for me, but
you have aspirations to take yourself a degree further than just minor
roles with a lot of vocal action. As the month progresses, you'll find
that whatever it was that you were afraid can be dealt with AND you can
overcome this fear.

Leo : The planet tug of war is going to have some adverse side effects.
And as I was looking at the expression "tug of war" I began to develop an
image of a tug boat, armed to the teeth, a little boat which is capable
of maneuvering huge boats around the relatively tight confines of a bay.
So even though I was looking for a different analogy, the tug boat idea
keeps popping up. Pick the ship in the Houston Ship Channel that you want
to realign. Fire up the big motor that's in your Leo belly, and work on
that one ship. It looks like an oil tanker to me, one that's full of
crude oil. As you push and push and try to nudge this bigger boat into a
particular direction, you're going to be fighting the Taurus tide of
planets. If you change your attitude this month, this Taurus tide will be
much easier to work with. Since the planets are ever changing in their
direction, you're going to find that your going to change some of your
notions about how this tug of war thing is working. If you're willing to
line yourself up with the flow of the tide, perhaps check a Solar Lunar
Tide Table, you might notice that each day, it gets a little easier to
move this big boat your trying to maneuver. By the end of the month, you
might just be shoving it downstream and back out into the Gulf instead of
trying to push it into a dock. Might work best if you are willing to head
in that direction now.

Virgo : There's been a lot of doomsday stuff written about this month. If
I didn't know better, I would suggest that I have written just that sort
of diatribe about how this is the end of civilization as we know it. But
the way this one looks for you, it's the end of one era of your Virgo
life, and the beginning of a brand new era. There's always that one Virgo
(you know who you are) who exclaims, "But I liked the old era better!"
Before you get all nostalgic and sentimental on me, though, consider the
effect of New Moons, and consider the symbols being represented here
because, after all, astrology is nothing more than a series of symbols
used to explain energies. The beginning of the month gives you a great
opportunity to flush out the old stuff. It's like house cleaning (typical
Virgo reference) only on a much grander scale. Once the housecleaning is
done, once you've taken the old life down to the bare bones, then you get
to start building up something new, better, and vastly improved. Every
Virgo should be pleased to hear that there's a new and improved model by
the end of the month.

Libra : Get up early this month, like in the first few days of May, get
out and look to the east, right before the sun comes up. There are the
morning stars. By the end of the month, you'll just be able to see these
guys in the dying twilight of the evening sun, a couple of the planets,
anyway. Why the star gazing this month? Because it's the easiest way to
direct your attention outwards, onwards, may I even suggest upwards?
There's an annoying tendency for some of the doomsday guys to predict the
end of the world. To be sure, weather patterns have been a bit strange
lately. I know, even in your neck of the woods, it's not like it's been a
normal time. The problem with this month is that you're going to have a
tendency to focus a little too close on matters at hand. You're tempted
not to look beyond you're own nose, to be precise. If I can get you to
look upwards, perhaps towards the distant horizon, especially in those
magical moments right before sun up or right after sun down, you can
awaken some sense in your spirit that you're supposed to be looking a
little farther afield than you have been. That's what's most important
this month. Stretch the limits of your Libra imagination. You'll be
surprised at the results.

Scorpio : I was strolling along the "hike and bike"trail, around the
lakefront here, and I came up with the perfect way to explain all this
stuff in the heavens. Imagine that cool spring time (well, it IS spring
time in Texas), and the path is overgrown with verdant, effusive growth
creating a lush tunnel for the path. I was heading one direction and two
joggers were approaching, on the far side of the path. Then there was
this bicycle, and this guy was barreling along, earphones on, barely
conscious of his surroundings. Me, (like a Scorpio this month) going one
direction -- the bicycle at high speed, tires crunching on the landscaped
trail, and the joggers all going the other driection. I simply moved to
one side, and let the bicycle whip past the joggers and the joggers,
unaware of the bicycle kept true to their path. By all rights, the
bicyclist SHOULD have yielded to my (Scorpio) right of way. By all
rights, I should have gotten injured, sued them and wound up with a lot
of money and a disability conspiracy guy tailing me. By all rights, it
was all their fault. My simple act of kindness, my simple gesture of good
will, even though I was perfectly right, averted all this trouble. You've
got a lot stuff coming at you this month, just step out of the way to
prevent bloodshed, lawsuits and similar problems. Just because you're
right doesn't mean you're right.

Sagittarius : I'm pretty beaten up over my prognostications for this "big
astrological event" and at this point, I'm pretty sure you're tired of it
too. Is it really that big of a deal? Sure, in some circles, it's the
biggest of deals. In fact, I was hoping to be in a far flung location by
the time the planets hit the fan, so to speak. Regrettably, I didn't make
it. You might not make it, either. I mean, you might not make some of the
distant locations that you're planning on getting to this month. Doesn't
mean that this bodes no good, it's bound to have a decent surprise or two
for you. I suspect the surprise or two comes in the form of a commitment,
sometimes a bad word in my Sagittarius vocabulary, but I suggest that
long term commitment is forthcoming. Something you thought you wouldn't
do is likely this month. Of course, this can be traced to developing
situations within the orb of the planets, but whatever the case, you're
going to wind up a little happier as a result of whatever commitment it
is, whatever you agree to. Just don't do like me, and agree to something
under duress. Make sure you have a chance to think it all through before
you sign on the dotted line, say "I do," or do the "blood brother"
handshake.

Capricorn : Austin is a Capricorn town, that is, it was founded during
the time of Capricorn -- an early January Birthday. And Austin (Texas) is
home to many fine musicians. One of them really comes to mind, and his
tune is called "Five Pound Bass" (Robert Earl Keen). In that song, he
hooks the monster big fish, and when that fish first strikes, it looks
like "a toaster!" According to ballad's lyrics, he's catching himself
some breakfast, so there must be a play on words with the toaster oven
reference. How does this affect you this month? It's just like that
little, haunting melody about catching a five pound bass, it's like
magic, and when it strikes, it looks huge. You've got just such a hit
coming to your Capricorn fishing line this month. I would credit the
planets, but you can credit your astrologer. The big line up in Taurus is
very good for you, hardly the end of the world, but it's like the gaping
maw of that fish -- it might feel like you've got something the size and
weight of a genuine toaster oven on the end of your line. Like the song
suggest, reel it in, breakfast is on the way!

Aquarius : I was searching for a proper literary allusion to help you
understand the dynamics of this month. I turned, originally, to Thomas
Stearns Eliot, the great (American? English? Both claim him...) poet. And
the lines used for this month's introduction really do apply to you. With
the planets all lined up at the beginning of the month in a fixed sign,
but not your sign, there's going to be a degree of "disturbing the
universe" just because you're going to feel like it's something you need
to do. There's certain feeling that the universe needs to get itself
rocked, by you. The trick, especially this month, is how you choose to
cause this disturbance. You can yell and scream, create a large ruckus,
or you can do it in a more gentle fashion. I prefer the more gentle
fashion, these days. You want to make sure that your disturbance doesn't
later require an apology. That's not a pretty sight, and it's not
something I like having to do, and by extension, I'll assume you hate
having to go back and say, "I'm sorry," too. Turn your attention to
passive resistance, perhaps a subtle approach to this idea of staging a
demonstration, and I'm sure you'll survive just fine. The Taurus line up
is the beginning of the month, and then the planets begin to line up to
give you a degree of relief as some of them meander on into Gemini.

Pisces : One of my hobbies is typewriters. Not electric typewriters, but
the manual kind, the kind that depend on the mechanical transference of a
finger's keystroke to make an impression through the inked ribbon onto
paper. Terribly old fashioned, and to be honest, I can hardly type on the
darn things. No "Delete" key, no "Forward Delete" key, and "cut and
paste," I suspect, is something that's just not done unless it involves
something really old fashioned like scissors and paste. Why should you be
concerned with my strange collection of manual typewriters, my odd museum
of dead letter devices? This is month when some old fashioned form of
communication is what is going to work best for you. Forget the E-mail,
unless you're sending me a credit card number. Forget the fax machine,
although, it does fit in the category of an almost archaic medium by now.
You might even skip the typewriter allegory all together. Maybe try a
quill pen and some India Ink. I'm depending on you for some communication
skills this month, but I'm not sure that the usual medium, the accepted,
"modern" versions work well. There's a degree of permanence to the pen
and ink thing, and as slow as it is, there's also a chance for you to
pick the right word -- and that's the secret, making sure you communicate
the most correct word. All I'm trying to do is buy a little time for you.

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April 29, 2000

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are creating tension by
worrying about deadlines and results. Let all that go
and focus on taking action moment by moment. Before
too long, you'll be finished.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You are looking to better yourself
and improve your circumstances. Today, stay close to people
who can help you directly, or associate with people whose
example will show you how to succeed.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your 15 minutes of fame are a test
to see how you handle it. It's too soon to overestimate your
importance. Cultivate a good image and then grow into it as
a reality.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Job and career issues can be on
your mind today. You may be considering whether you're in
the field that's giving you happiness and fulfillment.
Counseling can help you zero in on the changes you must make.

LEO (July 23-August 22): Financial downturns can hit you
hard today. Investment losses may become more apparent now.
Some may be pressed to pay money due on income taxes. Don't
splurge because your money is needed elsewhere.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Expect a shift in relation-
ships today. Your usual associates go into the background
as different ones become important. It's important to be
exposed to new groups without jeopardizing old associations.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You experience trouble co-
ordinating team efforts today. Someone's not pulling their
weight leaving you to do more. You may have to take cor-
rective action instead of letting it go.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): The right moves can
increase your valuable contacts. Move closer to the
people who are important to you. Let bygones be bygones
and restart from a positive perspective.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You're apt to suffer
a break with the past. This may be little more than breaking
a bad habit, but for some a personal relationship could end.
Fill a sense of emptiness with something new.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): You're prone to rest on
your laurels and coast on your good luck. Use this as an
elevated baseline for even greater achievements. If you can
get motivated, you can work wonders!

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Heed your intuitions
about revamping your budget. Make your finances support
your long-terms goals, which are themselves undergoing
redefinition. Save your money, even if you can't say
what for.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): Respect for your position
can be at stake today. Give a good example of the right
use of power to increase respect. Abuse of power, just
because I can, only confirms any simmering resentment.

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These interpretations are based on the aspects and positions of
the planets in relation to each Sun-sign. They are intended to
indicate the general mood and issues of the day as you experience
them. Be creative in applying your forecast to the actual
circumstances of your life. ---
By D.Donovan Kinsolving United Press International




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April 29, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
An old agreement was struck before the current data came to light. Strategy is once again an issue. Not everybody is happy with your need to be realistic. Choose your words carefully.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You're highly visible and an obvious example. The official channels are bypassed. Take your discoveries straight to the people.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
It's not what you're saying but your style of delivery that has people so confused. Render all those ideas into a form that doesn't require your conversational explanation. You relish the thought of working in solitude.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
A debate is not an argument. Friends engage in intellectual sport just to broaden their minds. Once you pass the field test, it's easier to be ready for the real thing.

(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You may make a bigger mess than you can afford. Just a few wise decisions save your dignity and sanity. As strange as the future may look, you still control your own little corner of it.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Someone is easily persuaded, and that person will never look back from this momentous day. If you're the convert, you make your choice with clear eyes and an easy heart. The same old world is suddenly new and better.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You need your space and will take unusual measures to secure it. If friends and neighbors won't leave you alone, go to a place where you're unknown. A change of scenery might even bring you out of yourself.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Life becomes easier when you accept that circumstances are beyond your control. Surrender gives you the freedom to improvise. Everyone around you is treated to a wild ride.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Watch how you act, because it might send a different message from what you're saying. You're allowed to leave if things get ugly or impenetrable. There are better times to start over, but you can still do it now if you really want.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Education and the creative urge are inseparable. Small groups of people are the living embodiment of a work in progress. You can read volumes of human history in every face that you see.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You're almost ready to admit defeat. The people best equipped to help are the ones whose help you least appreciate. It's time to set aside those moth-eaten old grudges in the name of practicality.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
All reasons and excuses are perfectly acceptable. You're here to encourage, not to judge. You start to see light shedding its light on the advantages and options at your fingertips.











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My Birthday is Macaroon day - and I am allergic to coconut *sigh*

MAY IS...

May is... Better Sleep Month.

May is... National Salad Month.

May is... National Egg Month.

May is... National Barbecue Month.

May is... Date Your Mate Month.

May is... Fungal Infection Awareness Month.

May 1 is... Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day.

May 2 is... Fire Day.

May 3 is... Lumpy Rug Day.

May 7 is... National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

May 9 is... Lost Sock Memorial Day.

May 11 is... Twilight Zone Day.

May 13 is... Leprechaun Day.

May 14 is... National Dance Like A Chicken Day.

May 15 is... National Chocolate Chip Day.

May 19 is... Frog Jumping Jubilee Day.

May 23 is... Penny Day.

May 24 is... National Escargot Day.

May 26 is... Grey Day.

May 29 is... End Of The Middle Ages Day.

May 30 is... My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day.

May 31 is... National Macaroon Day.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 335 of 1288: Cheryl  (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (14:46) * 1 lines 
 
May 31st is also the anniversary of the Johnstown Flood, which happened on May 31, 1889.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 336 of 1288: lanai  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (15:13) * 1 lines 
 
I guess I should celebrate by drinking Susquehanna River water and eating macaroons. I dated a guy from Johnstown while I was in college and my ex is now living in its flood plain in central Pennsylvania. They have short memories there! But, I have seen the levees they built and the steel flood gates. Most impressive.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 337 of 1288: Cheryl  (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (15:35) * 1 lines 
 
Not a good way to celebrate your birthday, unless you want to great the month of June being indisposed; i.e., sick. You're allergic to coconut, and they still let you live in Hawaii? That's almost as bad as being lactose intolerant, hence never eating cheese, and living in Wisconsin. So Marcia, on your birthday maybe you could eat some pineapple and spam, with a few macadamia nuts later. That way when the month of June arrives you can quote Browning, "...God's in his heaven/All's right with the world."


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 338 of 1288: lanai  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (15:46) * 1 lines 
 
There you go! The perfect solution. Actually, I can eat coconut, Hawaiian style with no adverse effects. They grate young coconuts whose flesh is just firm enough to do so, and squeeze it through cheesecloth to obtain true "coconut milk" (the stuff you pour out of an older coconut is coconut water!) The "milk" is thickened with arrowroot or cornstarch and flavored with a little sugar and vanilla. Left to set in the fridge, it is a lovely cool refreshing way to end a luau meal. I shall eat it that way. Oh, it also makes a super topping for a cake!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 339 of 1288: Cheryl  (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (15:51) * 1 lines 
 
You can top your birthday cake with it!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 340 of 1288: lanai  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:03) * 1 lines 
 
Indeed! Or someone can buy me one like that. They are a specialty of a local bakery and so tender and moist as to make it melt almost before it gets into one's mouth (and I am getting hungry!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 341 of 1288: Cheryl Brugette  (CherylB) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:09) * 2 lines 
 
The resident hairy chest pounder, perhaps?



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 342 of 1288: lanai  (MarciaH) * Sat, Apr 29, 2000 (16:12) * 1 lines 
 
That was my thought, but considering he is borderline diabetic, we just do not keep sweet things around the house. However, I might opt for a nice juicy prime-rib dinner out and a piece of Haupia (that's what it's called) all by itself.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 343 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Sun, Apr 30, 2000 (10:37) * 9 lines 
 
Cancer
You're happy to mind your own business, but it's hard not to be curious about others. It may be impossible to shut your ears when the person in the next room is talking on the phone, but that's a good time to get up and take a break from what you're doing. Eavesdropping can cause a lot of misunderstandings when the Moon is in Pisces. When you presume to know what someone else is thinking, you may be right. Let go of an old grudge once and for all.


Sagittarius
You've been working extremely hard lately, Sagittarius, and today you feel like slowing down the pace a bit. As the Moon moves through the house of Pisces, give yourself permission to be lazy! Go to the movies or rent some good videos. Mix in some new experiences with old ones whose lines you know by heart. You're perfectly happy alone if you can't find others willing to play your game. Get to bed as early as possible to prepare for the week ahead.


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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 344 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Apr 30, 2000 (13:14) * 62 lines 
 
You never post Gemini...why? Wolfie and I are both gemin....*sigh* I am happy that you include Caner, though...*smile*

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your latest creative project is on the right track. Others are eager to see what you're doing, even if it's not ready for prime time. Today's feedback helps you steer even closer to where you want to be.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Even you can feel the ripples of what was supposed to be someone else's change. Live with what's happened, and thrive on what it brings you. The Pisces Moon can still be your friend.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You feel divine. Not everyone subscribes to your godlike powers, but they certainly recognize that something great is going on within your personal space. Rather than helping others, it's time to help yourself.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
The intangible plays a significant role in your life. A skeptic is harder than usual to convince. Patience is a virtue that, if you don't have it yet, you'd better quickly cultivate.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Your dreaming and waking worlds intersect in a glorious, timeless moment. There's no point in congratulations or blame. Everyone around you gets to taste the strange and wonderful.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Gemini, normally confident, is wavering. The Pisces Moon makes you doubt your instincts. Others question your sincerity. Do the least acceptable amount until this phase passes.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You can find a million excuses to have fun. Grab the nearest, best offer, and run with it. Yes, it's okay to run with it inside the house, if that's where your mood takes you.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
As the muddy water settles, you see that you've been exploring a shallow pool. Make your excuses as diplomatically as possible. You really should be spending your time on something that matches your talents.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're moved by wild forces, which is fine if you like wild forces. Accuracy happens more by accident than by design. As long as you're in Rome, you might as well do as the Romans.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
The community becomes an element of your self-image. It really matters what other people are thinking. The Pisces Moon interrupts what had been a smooth flow of events. Prepare yourself for the next few days.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Reality crashes through the door before you're ready. Miracles happen in their own time. Come as you are. Nobody will notice whether or not you're presentable.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Check your stock and update your files. The information that you thought was current is now strictly old school. Someone may explain it once, but don't expect much patience from those in the know.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 345 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May  1, 2000 (00:15) * 111 lines 
 
May 1, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Keeping a low profile today will work for most people but
not you. This is the time you need to get out there and
sell your abilities to the highest bidder, in other words
this is an ideal time to upgrade to a better job or a
newer position. Sometimes just the seeking of new employ-
ment will cause the boss to 'get up off the dime'

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You have the capabilities it takes to go far in your line
of expertise and you make the most of your opportunities
today. On other fronts, someone out there may be thinking
they are too old to learn something new, but that is far
from the truth, the only important thing in this enter-
prise is your sharp, active mind.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
You have studied the net, the businesses, html coding,
and finally found an idea that you feel you can excel
in only to realize the thing has been 'done to death'.
That does not matter, your ideas may be better than
anyone else's, you can take a small idea and enlarge
on it; competition only whets your appetite for
excellence.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Don't spin your wheels today with a loved one as it is
almost a sure bet that you will not be given 'house
room' in his or her thoughts, wait until the excitement
dies down and then you will be able to calmly talk out
your differences. Patience has its own rewards.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Parting company with a partner could get disastrous for
your finances and the business so maybe it would be a
better idea to concede a few points instead of losing
the ball game. You may even grow to like the ideas he
or she presents you with when you remove antagonism
from the picture.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A new partnership could get off on the wrong foot if you
do not draw up some papers to legalize it. Leaving some-
thing like this to chance could be disastrous for a sur-
viving partner. New designs and ideas are beginning to
take hold and you will soon see some positive results.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
A personal relationship may have you stressed to the max.,
and this would be a good day to plan to take a short trip
over the coming weekend in order to get some distance
between you and your problem. Once you can see the forest
and not just a few trees, you will have it well in hand.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You are full of charm and wit today and you will find
people are more open and receptive to you and your ideas.
Make the most of this day by going after what you want in
the job market, for today you will get it. Home based
ideas also look good.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
A weekend getaway is favored for you and a loved one.
If a loved one can't go, ask a friend to go along and
double your fun. Work today is mainly routine and you
could get off fairly early which will give you a head
start on this beautiful weekend.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Following your intuition will be a wise thing to do today
as a strong urge, or feeling that you really should be
somewhere, could put you in the right place at just the
right time. If you are single this could lead to a wonder-
ful romance and lifelong love affair.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A small tiff on the job may put your employment in jeopardy
but the truth wills out and you are cleared. Evening will
bring a small disappointment that will lead to a greater
satisfaction if you follow your heart on this matter.
Listen to a friend tonight.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Unexpected help from behind the scenes go in your favor
today as you are given an on the spot promotion due to
the actions of a certain person. A loved one will need
all your attention tonight to keep him or her from mak-
ing a life shattering mistake.
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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 346 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May  1, 2000 (12:12) * 69 lines 
 
May 1, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You surprise someone who expected little of you. For now, it's fun to play a game that you know you'll always win. Once the first flush of victory wears off, consider a challenge more worthy of your skills.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Stand up and put your foot down. Things have gone far enough in a direction that you don't like. The first step won't be easy, but you can't afford to wait another day.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
There's music in the water and magic in the air. You have unlimited access to the people, objects or activities that you find most precious. Your biggest secret is that there's no secret at all -- just try to explain that one.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
It only looks as though you're doing nothing. Stealth and strategy are vital if you hope to accomplish anything. Others will accept self-interest as a motive, as long as you're reasonable about it.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You feel like dancing around the May pole, festive ribbon firmly in hand. Regeneration begins with a shared ritual. Doing what's absolutely necessary can still be fun.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Education has its place, but knowledge without perspective can lead to mistakes. Now that you've decoded the secret message, it's time to figure out why it was sent. If others don't care, you may be on your own.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
A great mystery beckons. Through curiosity and daring, you're ready to boldly go where no Crab has gone before. Despite all the excitement, you stay calm and comfortable.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Leo's week begins in a sour mood. You can't see why there's such a big fuss. As you separate the real from the counterfeit, remember that other people are allowed to have their sense of wonder.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The fruits of your labor are truly a bumper crop. The harvest is far too big for one person to handle. Expand your operation cautiously. This bounty could fade away just as quickly as it appeared.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
How can anybody work when the workers are all busy celebrating? Like the other Fire and Air signs, you see others as little more than wet blankets. For now, stop complaining and take care of yourself.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Now that it's May Day, Spring is unquestionably here. The natural world teases you with its brilliance and wealth. Surrender to the animal within you. Your gifts will soon become obvious.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Be careful what you lose. If something disappears, it could be a sign that you were never meant to have it. It's important that you seem competent and in control to the person who evaluates your behavior.










 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 347 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  2, 2000 (13:45) * 66 lines 
 
May 2, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your problem is still with you, but now you can see what's causing it. Instead of giving way to anger or regret, swing into action. You'll be most effective if you stop when you get tired.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Turn those persuasive powers on your own stubborn prejudice. You may have more in common with an opponent than with an ally. Live the life that someone in a previous age would never have dared.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
It's hard to think about the future when the present is so overwhelming. Still, the consequences of your actions should be obvious. Don't let blind passion play its tricks on you.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You feel enormously better as the shadows drop away. Success attracts success. Your plan is wide open for any profitable variation that makes a natural fit.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Fight the trend toward faster, cheaper and more. You're interested in quality instead of sheer volume. Resist the pull of the Aries Moon and do it your way.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You have a lot on your mind, and you're willing to apply it in the most useful way. Professional projects flourish in a relaxed, friendly climate. Students are receptive to complex new ideas.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
It seems as if you're pushing against a door that won't open. Consider changing employers or vendors, but wait before acting on this idea. Things may change when someone senses that you've had enough.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Forgive yourself for a secret victimless crime. The sooner you move on, the more excellent opportunities you'll encounter. As you move, you might notice that others are beginning to follow.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You've let an old mistake occupy the center for too long. In your case, setting things to rest will require a few apologies and explanations. Talking it out helps improve your own understanding.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
The Aries Moon spotlights an important relationship. Unsaid words must finally be spoken. Be optimistic, even in the face of defeat or embarrassment. The best outcome is still possible.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Freedom is a two-edged sword. You'd be wrong to assume that someone else would do exactly the same thing if he or she stood in your shoes. An ongoing dialogue helps everyone understand a little better.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You can be a little selfish and still be cute. People assume that your quirks and flaws are just part of the show. Apologies may be necessary around other Sagittarians, but otherwise you're golden.







 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 348 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  2, 2000 (13:50) * 70 lines 
 
May 2, 2000

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You're feeling squeezed today, but
only if your haven't laid the basis for having options. Your
motives are tied in to your ability to achieve; seek to be of
service first.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Selfishness feels like it's not
enough today. Heed your call to join with something higher
than yourself. You sense that what you alone have is not
enough; pooled resources are more effective.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be certain that your companions are
supportive of your intentions today. The wrong company can
just as easily side-track you away from what you know you
must do.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can find that your own goals and
priorities deserve to be placed above others' today, not from
selfishness but from intrinsic merit. The more people who
benefit from your actions, the better.

LEO (July 23-August 22): You are called upon to make personal
sacrifices for a greater good today. A private relationship can
suffer when you're called away for professional reasons. Make
your exit as gracious as possible.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): The hold of the past can begin
loosening up today; you can at least get an idea of where you
should be headed in life, but it requires breaking away from
the familiar into the unknown.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Government at any level gets
your attention today. You scrutinize how elected or appointed
officials exercise their power. Are they performing their
duties wisely, or at all? They answer to you.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): Your financial investments
are important today. Be careful how you're handling someone
else's money, either directly of through a loan. Invest
another's money as if it were your own.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): Conscientiousness and
dependability are virtues to cultivate today. Your health and
diet should be attended in order to promote your vigor and
effectiveness in all areas of life.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Your influence on your
children should be subtle but firm today. Let them make their
own decisions, but be ready to help them if they get into
trouble. Be a helpful guide, not an overseer.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): It's no time to wait for
others. When you see something needs to be done, take
responsibility and do it yourself. Establish your own ground-
rules and procedures instead of being told what to do.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): You feel like there's no time
to lose today, but don't the rush interfere with your common
sense. Your intensity can make you skip steps, rush too far
ahead unprepared, or endanger your health.
------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 349 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  2, 2000 (17:34) * 70 lines 
 
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth today, just count your blessings and say thank you. Family comes first with you
today, and all the other days as well, and you take the necessary time to help a family member; that makes a big
difference in their life.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Speaking of horses, you may have an occasion to make a bet today but you will be wise to turn it down as this does not
seem to be your lucky day for games of chance, or risk taking. Friends will come to your rescue after nightfall.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
The twins are wading in high cotton today as some of the investments you made a while ago begins to pay off for you;
at last your ship is on the horizon. A friend is going to need you and your white horse tonight, so like Sir Galahad, or Joan
of Arc, you show up in the nick of time.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
It will take courage to hold up and withstand some of the things that life and/or Mother Nature can throw at you and you
do very well in holding your own today. Remember that to an adult a child's problems are next to nothing, but to the child
they are nearly devastating, help where you can.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Keep up, and add to, yesterdays good work and head start that you have given yourself, your excellence has not gone
unnoticed by your superiors. Tonight would be a good time for a social get together with some friends and spend the
evening just enjoying yourself, let the worries wait.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
If you be a good person in your own right, which you are, the only thing anyone can say about you will be good things
and what a powerful witness for you unto God that will make. Try to catch up with work early tonight and spend some rime
with the family.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Travel will figure prominently in your plans today but don't be surprised if your itinerary gets changed about just a bit by
your passenger. Friends will be over to see you off and wish you luck. A telephone call sets you on the way.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A quarrel at work could cause some hard feelings and bad working conditions unless you step in and set things right
again. Your leadership shines through when they are more than glad to follow your directions. A situation at home may
also call for your special touch.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
You have always prided yourself on being a friend in need and a friend indeed whether or not you were shown the same
consideration yourself. Today you long for something more, some little thing that will show some people are glad of, and
appreciate your help; a simple thank you would do the trick.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Don't let worries and money problems bog you down and stall your engine of progress. It is time to think of career
moves, job opportunities, and/or higher learning or a training update. Don't despair, you have a lot of potential so live up
to it.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Depression only does one thing for the person who is carrying it around on their shoulders, it makes them depressed.
Now, have you ever seen a more useless thing to haul about? Shake it lose and get on with the rest of your life.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Broken hearts do hurt, and sometimes they last a lifetime. The lifetime ones last only because the person allows the
pain to hang around and bedevil him or her. Love has to be a two way proposition for it to work out as a permanent thing
and I bet you can find it, soon, if you don't quit looking.

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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 350 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  2, 2000 (18:06) * 20 lines 
 
Hmmm...curious one:

Gemini
(May 21-June 21)


Image: "In a sunny park, 3 young girls playing jump rope"
Message: Celebration, belonging, trust.

Social messages and new group invitations are on the rise this week, Gem. Sunday through
Tuesday watch for friends or co-workers to quickly establish new social routines and explore
fresh forms of entertainment. This is a strong time to begin new friendships, Gem, or take on extra
educational course work. Many Geminis will now, and over the next 6 days, experience a steady
broadening of social options. Don't hold back, Gem: recent home tensions or family stress are
now due to fade. Late Wednesday afternoon watch also for a rare financial opportunity or
dramatically expanded business project. Some Geminis, especially those born early in June, will
now be asked to double their efforts in the workplace. Don't hesitate to adopt new attitudes and
duties, Gem: others will this week expect a quick and decisive response to new proposals.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 351 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  2, 2000 (18:08) * 61 lines 
 
For the week of May 1-7, 2000

Cancer
(June 22-July 22)


Image: "At a busy mint, a silver press stamping out coins"
Message: Creating wealth.

This week, Cancer, subtle new career options may arrive. Pay close attention to the hints, gestures
or quick announcements of authority figures. Over the next 5 to 6 days many Cancerians may be
asked to adopt a more public approach to business relationships or address new marketing and
advertising concerns in the workplace. Wait for added information or assignments to arrive later
this month, Cancer: much of this may develop slowly in the weeks to come. Late Tuesday morning
watch also for a powerful wave of romantic attraction and business creativity to arrive. Some
Cancerians, especially those born prior to 1974, may now experience a dramatic need for unique
thinking or artistic awareness in the workplace. Romantic relationships will also be affected,
Cancer: before next week expect loved ones to now plan unusual events or quietly seductive
evenings. An exciting week, Cancer: enjoy!


For the week of May 1-7, 2000

Libra
(September 23-October 23)


Image: "At a summer festival, clowns, jugglers and giggling children"
Message: Joining in.

Love affairs and subtle flirtations will have a strong emotional appeal this week, Libra. Fresh social
attitudes or public romantic overtures will now draw friends or potential mates into your inner
circle, Libra: expect quick invitations and renewed social interest over the next 5 to 6 days. Some
Librans, especially those born before October 15th, may also experience the return of a past
colleague or cancelled work project. If so, Libra, expect fast money complications here but long
term success. In the coming few weeks, LIbra, business success and workplace respect can be
gained by attending quickly to the unfinished projects of the past. Past financial issues or firmly
set policies may also have a strong influence: watch for key officials to now publically challenge
new ideas, suggestions or requests. Expect surprising reversals, Libra: important decisions from
authority figures may now be delayed.


For the week of May 1-7, 2000

Sagittarius
(November 23-December 21)


Image: "At a crowded church service, a crystal bell gently ringing"
Message: Hearing the truth.

For the next few days, Sage, private moments in key relationships may be both intensely seductive
and emotionally confusing. Expect loved ones or new romantic partners to offer scattered
passions and mixed social signals: vulnerability, self reflection and powerful attraction may now
be a theme. Remain patiently attentive, Sage: at present, others may need to clarify their actions,
plans or social obligations. Tuesday through Thursday also accent quick family changes or home
discussions. Key areas of concern may be competing social plans between relatives, cancelled
events or ongoing changes to home routines. Before next week rest and gain perspective, Sage:
minor power struggles in the home or long held romantic doubts will soon fade.

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 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 352 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  2, 2000 (21:47) * 104 lines 
 
May 3, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is a good day for attending to financial affairs and
finalizing loans. You will experience a certain amount of
superiority to those around you but be very careful that
it remains your secret, else you will put people off from
you that you need as boosters.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
The irresistible force finally meets the immovable object
today as you stand your ground and get your points in and
across at the same time. In this case a firm stand is the
only thing that is ever going to work, that or packing up
and leaving. You must make the decision.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Life does not have to be so confused and confusing, take
a page from a great author and "simplify, simplify".
Intrigue is fine if you are a spy, but it can get pretty
boring to a spouse who already suspects you of cheating;
best to cool the cloak and dagger stuff for a while.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Always helpful to other people and don't feel that the
powers that be will help you? Try closely following your
dreams and the symbolism found in them for your own help
and guidance, you will be amazed. It is done unto you
even as you believe. Simple fact.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
It is not like Leo to complain but today you seem to be
locked in to it. Friends may not want to stick around
and help if they hear only a stream of complaints.
Change the subject and keep the help for your pet
project.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A promise made a couple of months ago is now due to be
fulfilled so don't hesitate as this person is nervous
enough about what the near future may hold, and at the
present time yours is the only lifeline that has been
offered. You follow through and set this persons mind
at ease.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
It may not be too late to convince someone that you
deserve a second chance as this person is truly in
love with you, and if you make your statements of
promise with love and caring then you will see a
wonderful transformation; this time keep your
promises.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your web design ideas are smokin' and this is a good
time to implement them as action is called for at
this stage of the game; new ideas will come as needed.
Others will find they have very creative ideas on ways
to increase their incomes at this time.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Family problems take precedence over all else today and
you go a long way toward solving most of them. Some
problems must be worked out and solved by the owner of
the situation, no matter how much you want to help you
will not be able to.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Helping a friend stay out of trouble is the main thing
that concerns you as you set about changing things for
this person; remember, this person must desire all the
changes you are helping to bring about or all your
efforts will dissolve away like quicksilver through
your fingers.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A happy day for you as you greet a family member that
you have not seen for years. You are more than happy
to see this person so you open your home to him or
her for as long as they care to stay. All the news
from home puts the icing on your cake.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
An old flame rekindles the sparks in your life and
you dare to hope again about this person. The
chances are good that this time is right for the
two of you to make a go out of what is most
assuredly a big case of romantic love, on both
sides.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 353 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Wed, May  3, 2000 (04:46) * 1 lines 
 
Wonder what today's will be?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 354 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May  3, 2000 (13:01) * 76 lines 
 
look above...and here is another:

May 3, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
It's strategically wise to expect the worst, but your imagination could take you too far. Get some perspective from a loved one. Daylight adds rich highlights to dark colors.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You can work your magic with the simplest of materials. You feel like revealing your secrets, even if the world isn't quite ready to hear them. Be aware of other people's comfort levels.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You busily await something that might not be ready to happen for a long time. Look rationally at the choices that are now available. By tomorrow, this decision may have been made for you.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You think that you know what's best for everyone. Maybe you're right, but there are kind and gentle ways to show it. Instead of intimidating, lead by inspiration.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You're not exactly in hiding, but neither are you taking on any new business. In order to finish what you've started in a proper and timely manner, your focus must be unwavering. The fun part comes later.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
A traveler returns with exciting souvenirs or videos. All at once, an embryonic hypothesis is confirmed. Move into a new medium while it's still receptive to outsiders.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You're stuck in the midweek doldrums, far from land with no breeze. If you have the choice, you might want to take a nap. Without this convenience, you might as well grab the oars and start rowing.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Students and teachers are roles that go far beyond the academic setting. The world seems flooded with knowledge. Giving and receiving manifest in all kinds of relationships.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You've been here before, and that makes your comfortable. Your comfort has a price, however. One small annoying change now is worth several big, painful changes further down the road.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
A change in perspective shows that your goal is no closer than it was before. It's time to draw on resources that you wouldn't normally use. Remember the lessons about how to handle a tricky new magic.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Wrap your strange reasoning in the most polite terms that you have. You'd be wise to avoid all delicate subjects for a little while. Work alone, if that's what it takes to smooth the bumps.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Creativity is an equal opportunity employer. Stick with the crowd that can work and play at the same time. You don't want to step on anyone's toes, although accidents do happen. Watch out where you dance.















 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 355 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Wed, May  3, 2000 (14:37) * 1 lines 
 
OK, I'll watch where I dance.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 356 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May  3, 2000 (14:42) * 1 lines 
 
Always the tactful gentleman...*smile*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 357 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May  3, 2000 (21:01) * 100 lines 
 
May 4, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today you may find Murphy"s law kicking in as you seem to
pass under the umbrella of forgetfulness. Getting lost
searching for someplace may also befall you. All in all,
a good day to stay home.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Thought of a reform is taking place in your mind and you
may miss out on the fun if you pursue it. A friend from
out of town drops around and you talk him out of staying
in a motel. It is easy to have fun when your heart is in
the right place.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Keep yourself feeling good by concentrating on a full
excerize regimen and diet so that you will look well
for the employees. You may recieve sums of money today
from and unsuspected source. A good day to start your
shopping spree for Christmas .

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Cancer gets a break today in the love category as the
person that you have been seeing is ready to answer
in the affirmative ; go ahead an pose the question.
Give your budget a break today and put that shopping
trip off for a day or two when you are in better con-
trol of your finances.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Be sure to put romance high on your list of priorities
today as you make time for all the things you must
cram into one busy day. Children may give your heart
a rough time today you will find that things are not
as bad as they looked at first.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Working through your personal goals today could keep
you busy right up to the afternoon. Some of the goals
will have to be raised as there are a few that you
have reached already. Be kind to strangers today, it
pays in the long run.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A long drive in the country or a relaxing day with a
good book could be just what the doctor ordered for
you today in order to settle your nerves. A business
partner can be picky today but you stand your ground
and this person sees your point of view.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
This is not a good day to initiate changes in the work
place or to be critical of family and friends. They
won't like you for it and you could wind up spending
the whole day alone with your thoughts. An old flame
burns brightest the second time around!

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Don't be a volunteer at work today as you have more
than enough of your own work and responsibilities
and do not need to take on a coworkers. Today is an
ideal time for doing things together as a family,
all members will benefit from the special closeness
this offers.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Today you will find that the classes you have been
taking along with your diligent study habits begin
to pay off for you in a big way. Try to project a
positive attitude at work today and you will have
the boss eating out of your hand.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Making a public statement today about private matters
may not sit too well with someone so be sure you talk
it out before going public. Keep up your savings ac-
count even though Christmas spending puts a dent in
other finances; don't be tempted to spend too much.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
The extra cash you get today could be quickly spent if
you are not conservative from the get go. You find your-
self in a great mood today as your personal progress
serves to bouy your spirits and your outlook on life in
general. A Capricorn lover can be grumpy tonight.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 358 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May  4, 2000 (13:48) * 67 lines 
 
May 4, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Open your eyes to the miracles that constantly happen around you. You need to reinvent the art of having fun, and the sooner the better. Surprise the daylights out of people who are sure that you've forgotten them.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
For those unclear on the concept, more words won't help. Stop talking so much and find another way to demonstrate your point. Be aware, too, that you might have to admit defeat in pursuit of a lost cause.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Sing along with an unfamiliar tune. The road beneath your feet becomes clearer and smoother with each step. Compose love letters in your head, quoting them occasionally to friends and strangers alike.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You're restless, but in a good way. You're ready to help things change by any means at your disposal. Today's energy is worth a lot to the people who will benefit from it. You can probably charge a higher rate.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You can make the story come out any way that you please. Illustrate with your best colors. Underline with your favorite music. All your characters will soon realize who's really in charge.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You feel excluded from a development that excites others. If you want to keep up, you should be familiar with the subject matter. The wording may have changed, but the rules are still the same.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
The Taurus Moon puts you at or near the center. Your wit is quick, and your appeal is universal. Use your subtle forces to guide an aimless drift. People may feel your influence without being aware of just what you're doing.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Bite your tongue. Curb your appetite. The Taurus Moon brings you a message of restraint. Although you know your subject thoroughly, only a succinct overview is necessary to make your point.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Your spirit stirs, or maybe it's your inner philosopher reflecting happily on the way things are going. You're satisfied with the way you look. You win an influential seal of approval. There's a good reason for all this.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Generosity can be exhausting. You may be living in and for this moment, but what about the one that comes next, and the one after that? Save something for yourself so that you can give again on another day.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Your actions affect more people than you may realize. Try not to be offended by an event that steals your thunder. The Libra presence in your Starcast demands that you take a broader view.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You're faced with a wall of stubbornly crossed arms and a hall of locked doors. The Taurus Moon impedes your progress in almost every way that you can imagine. If possible, think about something else for a while.








 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 359 of 1288: spring today (sprin5) * Thu, May  4, 2000 (15:20) * 1 lines 
 
OK I will think of something else when I take care of few things today.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 360 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May  4, 2000 (17:29) * 1 lines 
 
Not much of a horoscope is it?! Find a good book, post on the Spring (Yay!!!)or DX - I posted information about it just this morning... You have great options. I am going to the All-Sports Banquet this evening, the Baseball one on Friday after the game, then to Kona to watch them play there. Busy time in Hilo!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 361 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Fri, May  5, 2000 (08:08) * 1 lines 
 
How do you hop around all these islands? Boat? Plane? Outrigger?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 362 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May  5, 2000 (13:31) * 107 lines 
 
Plane is the only intrastate highway we have. They run regular schedules, but it still costs about $100 to get to and from Honolulu from Hilo. On each Island, car is the only way. Outrigger?! The Molokai channel is one of the roughest places in the world for boats. So is the Alenuihaha channel between us and Maui due to the high mountains on either side.


May 5, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Keeping a low profile today will work for most people but
not you. This is the time you need to get out there and
sell your abilities to the highest bidder, in other words
this is an ideal time to upgrade to a better job or a
newer position. Sometimes just the seeking of new employ-
ment will cause the boss to 'get up off the dime'

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You have the capabilities it takes to go far in your line
of expertise and you make the most of your opportunities
today. On other fronts, someone out there may be thinking
they are too old to learn something new, but that is far
from the truth, the only important thing in this enter-
prise is your sharp, active mind.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
You have studied the net, the businesses, html coding,
and finally found an idea that you feel you can excel
in only to realize the thing has been 'done to death'.
That does not matter, your ideas may be better than
anyone else's, you can take a small idea and enlarge
on it; competition only whets your appetite for
excellence.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Don't spin your wheels today with a loved one as it is
almost a sure bet that you will not be given 'house room'
in his or her thoughts, wait until the excitement dies
down and then you will be able to calmly talk out your
differences. Patience has its own rewards.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Parting company with a partner could get disastrous for
your finances and the business so maybe it would be a
better idea to concede a few points instead of losing
the ball game. You may even grow to like the ideas he
or she presents you with when you remove antagonism
from the picture.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A new partnership could get off on the wrong foot if you
do not draw up some papers to legalize it. Leaving some-
thing like this to chance could be disastrous for a
surviving partner. New designs and ideas are beginning
to take hold and you will soon see some positive results.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
A personal relationship may have you stressed to the max.,
and this would be a good day to plan to take a short trip
over the coming weekend in order to get some distance
between you and your problem. Once you can see the forest
and not just a few trees, you will have it well in hand.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You are full of charm and wit today and you will find
people are more open and receptive to you and your
ideas. Make the most of this day by going after what
you want in the job market, for today you will get it.
Home based ideas also look good.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
A weekend getaway is favored for you and a loved one.
If a loved one can't go, ask a friend to go along and
double your fun. Work today is mainly routine and you
could get off fairly early which will give you a head
start on this beautiful weekend.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Following your intuition will be a wise thing to do
today as a strong urge, or feeling that you really
should be somewhere, could put you in the right
place at just the right time. If you are single
this could lead to a wonderful romance and lifelong
love affair.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A small tiff on the job may put your employment in
jeopardy but the truth wills out and you are cleared.
Evening will bring a small disappointment that will
lead to a greater satisfaction if you follow your
heart on this matter. Listen to a friend tonight.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Unexpected help from behind the scenes go in your favor
today as you are given an on the spot promotion due to
the actions of a certain person. A loved one will need
all your attention tonight to keep him or her from mak-
ing a life shattering mistake.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 363 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May  5, 2000 (13:37) * 65 lines 
 
May 5, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You want to be informal, unusual or just plain silly. Someone who loves you does whatever it takes to make you happy. Those who must work today may not accomplish much, but it won't seem to matter.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Give someone a reason to be proud of you. Parents or older relatives are happy when you honor a principle important to them. Say the words that are in your heart.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Imagine what you can do next with what you know right now. You're in good company these days, and that means lots of help when you need it. Host a dinner for your friends, and toast your new venture.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Be fair, and be cheerful about it. If someone wants to share the profits, make sure that he or she does an appropriate amount of work. Once a basic agreement is in place, there's no further need to discuss it.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
On this particular Cinco de Mayo, it's the Bull who gets to walk away in victory. Against all odds, you've withstood trespass and oppression. Now it's time to kick up your heels and have some fun.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You don't know whether to laugh or tremble. If you can recognize both the humor and the fear, you have a choice about how this new turn of events will affect you. Remember what you do best, and do it again.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Occasionally, just talking about something makes it better. A friend easily corrects a problem that he or she hadn't noticed until now. The best answers are the obvious ones that everybody usually ignores.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
While an apology might be necessary, there's no reason to damage yourself with the gesture. Excessive drama is sure to undercut your credibility. Anyone who expects total perfection is being unrealistic.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're eager for more of what excites you. Knowledge is addictive, but don't forget to take comfort in simple physical pleasures. Begin your weekend with a small celebration.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Ask yourself a few questions, and really listen to the answers that come back. There's someone in your life who may not be setting the best example for you to follow. Nourish yourself from only the purest sources.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Loyalty carries powerful emotions on its back. Self-sacrifice is easily justified before you feel its sting. A few moments of levelheaded thinking might save you many regrets later on.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Start with little changes. Feeling better about yourself makes a big difference. Even if the world refuses to turn the way you'd like it to, you can still be happy.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 364 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May  6, 2000 (11:01) * 107 lines 
 
May 6, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
All of your work will be here tomorrow and being tired out
today makes you take to the sofa for some creative t.v.
watching! Get as much rest as you can, but don't neglect
any important matters that pertain to your family. They
should be very few of them, so fret not.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Yesterday may have been too strenuous for you and used up
all your energy. Relaxation is in order but don't count
on it. you are in constant demand because you are such a
good sport that your friends always want you around. Take
a little time tonight to rest and be ready for a demanding
work day tomorrow.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
It is time for that heart to heart talk with your spouse
about the way the children have been reacting to authority
lately. Enlist the spouses cooperation in standing firmly
together, a united front, so they can not play one against
the other to get their own way: remember that old game?.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Family matters should be paid close attention to today.
Firm up their confidence in God, for you know better
than most that the family that prays together stays
together. You know how to plan things with, not for,
them in order to get their cooperation.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Take this time to strengthen your marriage vows with
candy and flowers. Get a baby-sitter, if needed, and
treat him/her to dinner at a fancy restaurant. Even-
ing brings a few problems about your work, so try to
get all your contracts cleared away before quitting
time rolls around.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
You may be asked to solve a knotty problem at work all
by yourself, but it would be best if you insist on shar-
ing ideas with another as this could be touchy, you
could be blamed if your solution failed. Remember, if
you stick your two cents in, have someone there with
equal or better stuck right in with you.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Children are your main attention grabbers today. Either
you and your spouse are expecting a baby, or you have
relatives who are. The happy event should begin sometime
today. Remember to keep calm and not faint, as the doctor
needs to spend all his time with the mother.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A parent may need your help today. Maybe he or she just
wants to see you or, if in another state, really wants
you to call them. This person could have something
important to share with you. Loved ones benefit greatly
today if you make the time to show them how much you
really care.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
You could get into one of your moods today, but don't!
There are so many good things you will miss out on if
you wind up sulking all day. Be your happy self and
let the love show. Take the family out for a treat or
a visit with the relatives. Don't take everything to
heart, it's not aimed at you.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
You should be well rested after your weeks vacation
and able to put in a good day of creative work on
the job front. A nice restaurant at lunch time is
in order for today, then a quiet afternoon with the
family as you plan your fun activities.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
With yesterdays disasters over, you can concentrate
on more mundane affairs. Take a while this afternoon
to plan your future job strategy or the approach you
will use when you ask for that raise. Children need
your guidance today so be alert to what they are ask-
ing of you.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Your input is very useful and well appreciated today
so don't let any one rain on your parade. You can
accomplish more than you thought you could. Get in-
volved with your local youth group and help them plan
their holiday activities. You are, as usual, brimming
over with bright ideas and plans.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 365 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May  6, 2000 (11:05) * 62 lines 
 
May 6, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're wasting time trying to impress someone who just doesn't care. This is the wrong moment to force a transformation. Your natural talents will attract all the admirers that you need.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
There's an uncanny similarity between your life and someone else's. When the Moon is in Gemini, strangers become intimate as quick as thought. You're even able to describe the experience to an outsider.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're intrigued and suspicious when an associate tries to carry business beyond the workplace. Question any urgent claims. Put a matter on hold in the absence of a clear answer.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You're eager to have an experience. Be safe, and read the directions at least twice before beginning. The dominoes may fall a lot faster than you expected.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Question the intent of an overly interested stranger. Advice that flies in the face of everything that you know is probably bad advice. Continue what you were doing before a rude interruption took you away from it.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You are your own work of art. Move with high speed and absolute confidence. You're at home in any conversation or romance that the Gemini Moon tosses in your direction.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You're impatient with delusional people, even though patience is just what you need. The mind is a powerful tool and should be treated as such. You probably have a few dreams of your own that others might not understand.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You know the secret inner workings, but every so often it's fun to let yourself be dazzled by the overall effect. Transcend the usual. Brush shoulders with the infinite. The Gemini Moon lets you be bright and breezy.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Everyone has definite ideas about how you should do your job. As the only person who's actually going to do anything, you're free to ignore all advice. There may still be a few useful parts in the discard pile.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're in an accepting mood. You could find a new friend or a new home by the luckiest of accidents. A discussion that starts out of thin air covers a wide territory and lasts for ages.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You react unexpectedly to a surprise. Now that you've started, you might as well keep on going. The change is afoot, and there's no telling where it will lead you.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You have a lot to consider, and only a little time. Start with the bottom lines of 'yes' or 'no,' and work backward. After this marathon is over, you'll deserve a short rest.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 366 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May  7, 2000 (11:47) * 63 lines 
 
May 7, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
It's easy to ask for favors, and hard to know when you should stop asking. Standing alone is probably much less work than you think. You'd much rather tell jokes than become one yourself.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You connect with others on many levels. Romance begins or expands. Dialogues spiral skyward in wild new gestures and examples. Everybody is a genius in one way or another.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
A deep issue rises to tower above you. Your personal life gets a little too loud for those not directly involved. Make your apologies or not, as you see fit. You're about to become very busy.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
When imagining the future, be sure everybody is clear that this is just a game. Consider the more creative ways to use a computer. Have someone show you a few things that you can't figure out alone.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You're nudged along faster than you want to be going. Obligations come in all shapes and sizes. Know what you're getting into before you put it on your charge card.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
An astounding weekend continues with one victory after another. You might as well spread some of this magic, since you have so much of it. Find creative ways to advance the people who you support.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Seek help. Without preaching and without conditions, someone is sure to give you what you need. Human decency overrides all the needless details that often become attached to the simplest interactions.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
If you don't have to work, let yourself fall apart into giggling little pieces. If something is expected of you, blow everyone away with your expertise. Either way, there's a cause for celebration.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
There are many complaints, but no one to blame. Stay out of the way in case someone points an irrational finger at you. Show your good intentions by working alone and doing your best.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Everything gets a little mixed up, but nobody minds. It's ensured that your experience is immediate and gratifying. Once you're done, let another person have his or her turn.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Money plays an alarming role in the shaping of reality. Even if you don't like what you see, you may be powerless to make a difference. Live your life as honorably as you can.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
The net has disappeared from your trapeze act. You know your strengths as well as you know your own weaknesses. Now that you're committed, cast aside your doubts and go for it.




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May 8, 2000

Response 207 of 207: Marcia (MarciaH) * Sun, May 7, 2000 (21:56) * 108 lines


May 8, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Deceptive trends today should cause you to be more protective
of your assets, and play your cards close to your vest in
love matters. Take care not to give a peer a short answer
today as this could topple your image in the work place. A
spouse could benefit from some extra attention.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Guard against any form of carelessness on the job today and
be extra careful around machinery as there exists the possi-
bility of a small accident that being alert can prevent.
This is not a good day to volunteer for extra work because
you may take on more than you can handle and all your pro-
jects would suffer because of it.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Avoid all confrontations today as this is a day when you
can't win. On other fronts, such as the performance of
your work duties, you more than prove that you are a
winner in that area, so much so that you may just get
that raise you have been wanting. Celebrate with dinner
at a nice restaurant.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
This is a good day to shop around for some new reading
material: novels, magazines, etc.. While you are out
and about you could run into an old pal that you lost
touch with and spent the afternoon catching up with
all the changes in each others lives.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A seminar about self control and mind control may be of
great interest to you right now, and you should go ahead
and sign up for it as you are intelligent enough to
separate the truth from the hype and thus get more out
of it then most others. Your favorite charity drive
starts today.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Alcohol and driving do not mix and you have a friend or
loved one that may be in danger, so this is a good day
to keep your ear to the ground regarding this matter.
Keep alert at work today as there are those who would
be glad to see you stumble so they can be your replace-
ment.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Be cautious with your spending today, especially in the
area of luxury items for the home. You could overspend
before you know it. A friend needs to have a long talk
with you and you should listen carefully and not let
your temper flair; all that will be said, will be said
with your welfare in mind.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You have very extravagant urges today and could run to
excesses if you are not on your toes all day. A loved
one needs to be told of all your plans, not just part
of them. You court disaster with this attitude when
the whole thing is known; without proper preparation
the chances are good you won't be agreed with.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Careless today could cost you if you accidently mislay
something that you value highly. Your intuition will be
a big help to you on the job today as you seem to know
what people want, or what they are going to say, before
they ask or say it. This could be unnerving to others
so play it down.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Money is the root of all evil or so they say. Today you
may feel that this is so as you and the spouse always
seem to be on the outs over it. A quiet discussion with
all the cards on the table, and then a working game plan,
can go far to put a cork in a lot of arguments.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Don't get overly sensitive today when someone gives you
some criticism; you can learn a lot from it if you really
listen to what is said; believe me, you will be glad you
did in the long run. Children are little Angels tonight
which lets you get some needed rest.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
This is a great day for completing those financial arrange-
ments that you have had in the works for you very own
business. It is also a good day to seek financing on all
major purchases as people feel drawn to you as you have an
air of responsibility about you which makes you seem very
trustworthy, (which you are).






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 368 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May  8, 2000 (12:36) * 63 lines 
 
May 8, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your conscience drives you harder than any external authority figure. You believe in personal responsibility and group initiative. Your public life is a mirror of how you conduct your private affairs.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You'll do it your way no matter what anyone says. The next few days might be hard if you start feeling persecuted for your decision. Remember that you're trying to prove a point here.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
The Cancer Moon shows you the beautiful, eager child in every adult face that you see. You can mix anything into an amalgam far better than the ingredients. Be proud of your rare abilities.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
What should be clear and obvious is now confusing. You're tuned into an emotional content that was unimportant last week. As far as you're concerned, the joy and suffering should be equally distributed.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You have a fresh, wholesome perspective. Discover something that you always knew but never really noticed. Put your heart into any activity that involves people, food or a sense of belonging.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You avoid a classic mistake when you spot its early warning signs. Be vigilant and empathic. If you must feel someone else's pain, understand it instead of getting lost inside it.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Your week begins with a flood of personal warmth. Not only can you do what you want, but you're recognized for it. Host a special lunch or dinner to celebrate your good fortune.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
The past coughs up a forgotten issue. Yesterday's mystery is now a vital clue. Be careful not to strike a nerve as you probe an old wound. Proceed with the utmost delicacy.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You've kept your ear to the ground, and you know that good news is afoot. As the word becomes official, you're at the head of the line, waiting to receive your share. Be sure to look the part that you hope to play.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
The firm grip of a handshake agreement fades from memory. Someone is persuaded by a new sensation that drowns out the old. Get the whole thing in writing before you go any further.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Great things happen when someone steps back and lets you do your job. Your perspective lets you influence the outcome of events that are happening far away. Laugh easily and love sincerely.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Honesty and generosity blow holes in a lame excuse. Somehow you've made things worse just by trying to be nice. Don't let another person's bad trip poison your day. There's a graceful way out of this.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 369 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May  8, 2000 (22:07) * 99 lines 
 
May 9, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today you could see the beginning of a new love affair. You
have so much going for you that you find it easy to attract
that special someone. A new job may have you learning some-
thing that is all news to you but you will be able to master
it.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
The fun loving ways of the Gemini you just met will be very
attractive to you but before you get too involved with this
one you must remember that Gemini doesn't like to make hard
and fast comittments. You could be looking at a raise or
even a career move today.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You could have a run in with a leo today and the winner
will be a toss up, of course if the lion is your mate
then arguing will not be the best solution to your
problem. Being able to compromise can keep down some
fights but you should not be the only one doing the
compromising.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Children could be a worry for you today as you feel someone
is not doing all that they should do to help a child. This
is something you have no control over and it is best for
you to put it out of your mind and into Gods' hands as He
can handle it far better than anyone else can.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A good day filled with love and sunshine for you as you and
your true love take off for the annual vacation to one of
the fun spots for a glorious two weeks. Be sure that the
car is tuned up and everything checks out if you plan to
drive.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
You may have a hard time explaining some of your recent
actions to a loved one as the check book is balanced and
some extravagant spending show up. Liking the finer things
in life is good but when you are a team both parties should
agree on the spending.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
You are great at putting things off and you shouldn't, go
ahead and make the appointment. Employee troubles you have
experienced in the past few days have finally been resolved
and you are more than happy with the outcome.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Before you take an action you may regret try to determine
if there is anything worth saving in your relationship
and if there is then try to convince the other party to
attend marriage counseling with you. It will go far
toward solving your problems.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
The new business is working out for you as you like being
your own boss but don't let the ego get too big as there
are still investors and even clients that you must take
into consideration on all your decisions. Today could
offer some surprises for you.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
No matter which seminar you choose it will never be as easy to make the
level of income that is advertised. Be sure you are ready for hard work
before you actually buy into any of these systems. It might even be
advisable to keep your present job.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A certain person may be getting on your nerves today and if
it is at all possible then you should avoid this persons
company until this latest quarrelsome mood vanishes. You
will be asked to participate in a community fund raising
drive and it is for a good cause which you champion.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Today You have figured out how to do your work faster so
you will begin to see real progress before you know it.
Your 'day' job is going well and there may be a raise in
sight for you. Love interests are about normal as you
have little time to spend on romance.





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 Response 370 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May  9, 2000 (12:06) * 63 lines 
 
May 9, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You may be facing the chance of a lifetime. Ignore the doubting little voice that tells you to wait until tomorrow. Anyone who truly loves you will come to support this decision sooner or later.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Reality is pliable in the hands of people with powerful motivations. The stories that you tell yourself may seem ridiculous to someone else, and vice versa. If you need reassurance, stay home or travel to a familiar place.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Think with your senses. This is a time of wonder and major creativity. Results are for other people. You're in love with art for its own sake.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
More and more, you want to escape from what is turning into an oppressive situation. Beware the impulse to do a hasty, imperfect job in your desire to be free. A mistake could prolong your discomfort.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
The path that you began to walk yesterday is definitely the right one. Put your best foot forward. There's a common, genuine wisdom in the air. Breathe deeply.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
It's easier to wait for improvements if you're patient. This transitional phase has its attractions, fleeting as they may be. Instead of clutching at the good things, let them pass through you. Something even better is on the way.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Be assertive and compassionate in the same breath. You've got a few days to remake the world as you think it should be. Let your instincts lead as you grant your own wishes.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Male and female energy circles in a slow, uneasy dance. Your heart could be either a true friend or a false guide. Whether faced with relationship issues or some individual dilemma, Leo's light is restless these days.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
It all comes down to a matter of good friends and appropriate staffing. Honor someone for doing a better job than expected. Everyone deserves to be treated like family.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Changes drift instead of sweep. If you go too fast, you might miss something. Instead of doing business as usual, listen to what your intuitions are telling you. Early intervention is always better.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Although you won't let others think for you, you're sensitive to their needs. The stars suggest that you're ripe for a leadership position. Events steer you as much as you determine those events.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Talk is cheap, but in most cases it won't pay the rent. Your comfort level is challenged by the reality of your surroundings. Accept that a different approach is necessary. Your mood will take you where you need to go.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 371 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 10, 2000 (12:44) * 98 lines 
 
May 10, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A good day for enjoying the company of good friends. Attend
a meeting together or go to a movie and dinner. Work should
be a little slow but you are adept at inventing interesting
things to keep you occupied so that you look busy while
everyone else is idle.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Getting it together and pressing forward to your goals
should be your main focus today as you put aside per-
sonal problems for awhile and just let the creative
ideas flow. Friends will take your mind off things if
you meet them half way.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
If you are not careful today you could change your mind
just one too many times and the person you are trying
to impress will count all the changing to weakness and
not to consideration. Stick to your present plans, they
are the right ones anyway.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
It is a hard life and depressing if you allow it to be.
Today you must learn to shake off the poor old me feel-
ings and meet the world head on with confidence. By
doing this you will find that things really do go right
for you.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Today you will enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame as the
spotlight of opinion is turned on you and you bask in
the approval you feel all around you. This is possibly
because of a certain accomplishment, or a creative idea
that you pushed through to completion.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Problems with internet mail may have you up in arms but
the only thing you can do at the moment is sit back and
wait...you can always change it if it becomes necessary.
Others will find a few annoyances at work that you find
hard to resolve today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
If you would have a successful partnership, either love
or business you must be very careful that you listen to
the other persons views on things, they deserve to be
heard as well as you. Children make you proud today.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Although you feel highly successful today try not to let
it go to your head and come out as arrogance, you could
estrange some very important people who had a lot to do
with your success. Give credit where credit is due.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A friend in need is a friend indeed and today you become
that friend indeed when you go to the rescue of a good
pal and help him out of some legal problems. If you are
not a lawyer yourself you may even hire one for him.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Being hardheaded today could very well make you a very
lonesome person as someone tries to get a point across
and you may not want to hear it or acknowledge it as
the truth. A change in attitude is definitely in order
for today.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Babysitting is fine but you have to know when to draw
the line or you may never get a free moment to yourself.
You have to let the parent know where the lines are
drawn and the precise times you expect to see them at
your door, front and center.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A shopping spree is just what you need to take your
mind off of certain things, if you can't afford it
then take a few hours walking in the mall and window
shopping...it's good exercise and you can walk off a
lot of tension.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 372 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 10, 2000 (12:56) * 62 lines 
 
May 10, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're easily confused today. You want to be strong-minded, but you'd embrace the love that could reduce you to a babbling fool. Welcome to the human dilemma.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
As Eliza Doolittle sings, 'Words, words, words, I'm so sick of words.' Shut off all dialogues for now, whether they're interpersonal or internal. A change of pace satisfies your body and refreshes your soul.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You sense an ending, but you're not sorry to see it go. It's time for someone else to enjoy the rich world that you've tasted. You're ready to integrate that touch of divine madness with the comfort of your daily life.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You feel a familiar sense of awakening. You're on the edge of something wonderful, just as you were about a month ago. This time around, take it farther and make it last longer.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Practitioners of tai chi can do some of their best work during this strategically placed moment. Counselors are especially convincing to those in need of advice. A change made now is a change for the better.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Ready or not, clarity happens. If the moment catches you off guard, others are probably too preoccupied to notice. You gain a distinct edge when you're the first one to get your balance.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
It's time to wrap up your masterwork before your focus drifts. Leave bookmarks and make adequate backups. Your physical needs grow louder, and will soon demand satisfaction of their own.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Maybe your problems are resolved, or maybe they still need work. In either case, set them aside and let your sunny old self shine through the fog. You can't be too serious for too long -- life is too short for that.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Charm and persistence attract attention, even if others are more eloquent. Once you make someone laugh, he or she will remember you for a long time.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Complaining helps, but only to a point. Unless you're ready to get your own hands dirty, no one else is going to do the work for you. Accept the responsibility with pride. Happiness will soon follow.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Some people are shy around others who radiate power. If you're the big wheel today, be careful about rolling over the feet of those who crowd around you. The dream is sweeter when many can share it.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Beware of goading someone in a volatile emotional state. The man or woman who you anger today will be slow to forgive you. Instead of feeding a grudge, use your powers to nurture a positive change.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 373 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 10, 2000 (13:35) * 12 lines 
 
What's The Fuss About The Cusp?
People born on the cusp often feel that they are
simultaneously influenced by both signs on or near their
day of birth. And there is more than a grain of truth in
that. But generally speaking, except in the most rare of
circumstances, one is most influenced by the sun sign on
the day in which s/he was born under. If you feel more like
a Taurus than a Gemini, check your natal chart. Your
planets may have been aligned more closely with Taurus than
Gemini on that particular day. (Check also your moon sign -
it gives a good indication of your soul's motivation.)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 374 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 10, 2000 (20:41) * 115 lines 
 
May 11, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your friendships could bring you some unexpected benefits
before the day is over. Don't get so wound up in self and
the immediate happenings that you neglect to be considerate
of a partners feelings. A financial matter should be resolved
today and the results will be just what you wanted.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
The morning should be very productive on the job for you as
you put forth new ideas with enthusiasms and logic. Later
on in the day you may be met with open opposition from
someone who has been in competition with you for a long
time. Never fear, your points make the most sense and so
do you.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
A teenager or a child is showing some positive improvements
in the academic arena and this gives you a feeling of happi-
ness that hangs in there all day. You should be hearing
good news from a publisher or other, in regards to a contract
which you have been waiting for.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
The property sale is in the bag and you get the good news
today. The other side of the coin, the property you wish
to buy with the proceeds are also within your reach.
Friends will be more than happy to help you spend part of
your money but in this case, leave it in the bank and go
'dutch treat'.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your career plans are right on track today, but be prepared
for a change in the method as you find a better way to the
same goal, remember, you do not have to reinvent the wheel,
sometimes the easy way really is the best way. Take a loved
one out to dinner, you will both benefit.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This is a fine day for getting with the contractors and
planning the completion of your renovation project.
Financing is easy for you to come by today, so take some
time to get that chore in hand. Be sure to check out any
changes in plans you have with the spouse, this will
save a quarrel later on.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
If a lover or a spouse seems preoccupied today it would be
best to let them alone until he or she is ready to confide
in you. Tonight may bring a change of plans in you pleasure
pursuits but you will find that it is for something even
better.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You may be fighting a blue mood today but you will be able
to keep it out of sight so it does not show at work. Being
blue is something that happens to a lot of people for
various reasons and you have your turn at it. Your problems
with a loved one should be over soon, thus alleviating your
blue mood.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
A friend who turns you on to a proposition may not realize
that it is worthless, and may even give you the hard sell,
do both of you a favor and check it out thoroughly before
you leap into it. Life just got better when you hear that
a certain person is back in town.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
You come up with a lucky break today where your job is
concerned; just when you thought everything was lost
providence steps in and takes a stand. Do not be too
surprised tonight when a quarrel erupts with a good
friend as this has been festering for awhile, try to
keep your cool and just walk away.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Afternoon and maybe morning delays will hinder your job
performance today but you have a solid reputation with
your company so an off day once in a while won't be held
against you. Family matters maybe what is affecting your
performance, and if this is so, it would be best to meet
them head on and get them out of the way; compromise
works wonders.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
While your finances are looking up, you will find some
unexpected expenses also crop up today to give you an
'excedren #5'. You manage to make it through a very
hectic day and find the spouse has planned some quiet
entertainment for the evening and you are ready to
relax.

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These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 375 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 11, 2000 (16:43) * 62 lines 
 
May 11, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
The reason for why something must be done transcends your feelings about doing it. Share your resources, but don't share your problems. Someone may come along and surprise you for the better.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
If you're wise, you won't push for more than you already have. You've built yourself a fragile pleasure palace. Erratic behavior could bring the whole thing crashing down on your head.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Today's kettle of fish isn't really your fault. A change of personnel provides some relief. If you don't already know enough to keep this from happening again, you'll soon learn how.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You're truly courageous when your heroic acts seem completely normal to you. Partners join your venture as they see how much fun you're having. Give credit where it's due.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Defuse a bomb with a deftly humorous snip. You're still on dangerous ground, but at least you're not alone. Watch out for people who should know better -- if only they'd think clearly.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
These days you're some kind of trickster. People will laugh even if they don't get the joke -- or if the joke is on them. See how you can improve your environment instead of simply enjoying it.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You're happy with your pace, but there are some who can't keep up. If you want to keep this team running, you may have to do more than your share. This kindness will be repaid further down the road.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Your vague, impossible hopes solidify into something that looks a lot like reality. A full house of fans cheers you on, convinced of your success. You can do this.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The same numbers add up to something different this time. Your tone of voice betrays your true emotions. Move quickly if you hope to maximize on what's happening.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're elected as leader, but you're a democrat, not an autocrat. It would be wrong to make a move without the approval of your public. The good news is that your ideas are generally welcome.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You're not having as much fun as you think you should be having. Your critics are unprepared to offer much sympathy. Beware of high expectations that set you up for a disappointment. Reduce your stress at the source.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
If you're going to make waves, you'll need an accomplice. Round up all the usual suspects to ease your selection process. Partnership has never been more special.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 376 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, May 11, 2000 (18:51) * 1 lines 
 
OK I'll go out and make some waves tonight. Are you ready?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 377 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 11, 2000 (22:12) * 101 lines 
 
...whenever you are...!

May 12, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A good day coming up that will offer you more financial
increases than you have been seeing. The opportunity of
a better job is likely to be your ticket to easy street.
You may have a few personal problems that will plague
you but you get them ironed out in no time.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Taking care of business and keeping the nose to the
grindstone pays off today. Others will find the arena
of romance to be where they shine and yet they too
will make strides in the business world. Children may
offer some problems for you, but you are fully capable
of taking care of them to everyones liking.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You may be your own worst enemy today as you find
yourself going against your better judgement in a
matter that may bring you heartbreak, follow your
heart, it is the safest route to happiness. Don't
ignore a friend today who needs some financial
help.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you should try to finish up those renovation jobs
that you have going, or at least hire a contracter. It
may even be a good idea to take a week off now in order
to complete these long standing tasks.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
An old love returns and you are off in a whirl of joy
and bright lights. Be careful that you do not neglect
important jobs and issues while in your daze or it
could hurt you financially. Older family members may
have a hard time getting in touch with you today.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Today is great for working at home and completing your
newest enterprise. In the heat of invention you may not
listen to carefully to those around you, just be careful
that it is work and cannot be viewed as neglecting them.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Starting a new life with another person sounds easy on
the surface but as long as you try to be as considerate
as possible, even during an argument, everything should
work out. Married Libras will feel a renewing of love
in their partnership.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Your finances may be looking good but that is no excuse
to be a big spender, oh yes, it will bring you loads of
friends but they will disappear as soon as your money
is all gone, so put it in the bank, you never know just
when you will get hit with a 'rainy' day.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Family members may be at odds with one another today and
you will have to be the peacemaker, go ahead, you are
good at keeping the peace. A teenager may be about to get
into some serious trouble but you will be able to talk
him or her out of it.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Don't kick your heels up too high today as you want to
save your energy for on the job. Making a good impression
with the boss is all important as promotions are in the
making and you are being considered.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
This is a good day to carefully guard against those who
would take advantage of your good nature, Hopefully most
of you have mastered the art of evaluating the motives
behind the actions of a select few. Spend some time
relaxing today.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Being distant with a person who has hurt your feelings
will not solve the problem you are holding inside. This
person must be told what he/she has done wrong and given
the chance to apologize. Don't ever let the sun set on
your anger.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 378 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Fri, May 12, 2000 (07:10) * 1 lines 
 
I would be surprised if I had to get a teenager out of trouble today. But there's always a slim chance.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 379 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 12, 2000 (12:52) * 66 lines 
 
Maybe you'll get lucky... (doesn't sound like something you would do, actually!)


May 13, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Put on your blinders to keep you focused on the straight line that you must walk. If someone has more than you do, it may be that he or she is entitled to it. Prove yourself worthy of your own kind of reward.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You may feel trapped and want to escape. Your departure will have its consequences, but perhaps your moment of relief will make them worthwhile. Remember to explain yourself to the people who care.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're quick to suspect someone whose motives are unclear. Avoid any transaction that doesn't directly concern you. Face your own challenges without distraction or interference. A focused mind makes all the difference.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Wrap up your week with a demonstration of everything that you've been talking about. A modest sideshow becomes the main act of the circus. Your training makes the impossible look easy.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You may not be able to change someone else's mind, but you can be comfortable in your own. Something big and exciting is ready to pounce the moment that you step outside. Indoor sports are preferable at this time.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You should appreciate your luck while you have it. Others will believe you when they get a glimpse of your success story. Personal power comes with a cosmic rule book -- be sure to read it before operating.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Being early means that you'll have to wait. Your enthusiasm may lead you to the upper edge of your budget. Honor the promise that you made to yourself during some less happy moment.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
The weekend starts the instant that you open your eyes. Work is impossible, unless your job is play-oriented. Love is everywhere, tickling your fancy without a shred of mercy. Happy songs are written about days like this.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're not sure of where you're going. Some people seek general guidance, while others want specific directions. Indecision has its possibilities, as long as everyone is patient about the delay.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're here to have fun, make friends and maybe learn something in the process. You're a master craftsperson at the art of living. A quiet magic is at work in your romantic affairs.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Your business seems to exclude much of what's random and fun. Let others have a good time if they're not getting in your way. Lighten up before you disappear into your own darkness.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Gambling is a game for winners. During times of plenty, everyone gets a piece of the pie. You embark on a ride that you'll remember for a long time to come. Your smile keeps you warm in any weather.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 380 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 12, 2000 (23:17) * 113 lines 
 
May 13, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Dealing with an opinionated person today could cause a few
sparks as you are highly opinionated yourself. A new goal
may seem tempting and you are ready to scrap the one that
you have been working towards for something that sounds
more exciting to you, but it would be wise to take a lot
of time to think before you take such a drastic step.


TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Today your financial prospects take a turn for the better
even though you may think differently because of a financial
matter that has been a headache trying to solve; this will
see an agreement come forth today that all parties can live
with. Keep a cool head.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Today you get a chance to display your executive ability
and you excel in the job. This could mean a big promotion
with a substantial wage increase. Your intuition is very
strong today, you must be careful that you do not freak
people out by answering questions before they are asked!

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
You and a spouse, or other loved one, click like mad today
as you are finally tuned into the same wave length and the
vibes are flowing. The esp is really strong between the
two of you and past grievances are forgotten in a new
found loving interest in one another.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A change in position may be in the stars for you today,
maybe even a change to a whole new company! You are always
in there plugging and you manage to make the best deal
possible for yourself. Investment interests are also look-
ing prosperous today, you are likely to see a return on
your capital.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This is a good day to take your loved one out to a movie,
or a concert, and soak up some culture along with some
peace and quite after a busy week at work. Plan some fun
activities with the family if there are children in the
home, preferably where you can keep the seat of a com-
fortable lounge chair warm.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Try not to get involved in an argument with a person whose
has his or her mind made up, especially if it is a spouse
or you will have a long term, running fuss on your hands.
A good compromise beats an argument any day, and almost
insures that you will wind up getting your own way.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Even though you and a partner may see eye to eye on every-
thing else don't expect a quick agreement on your latest
idea which involves spending funds that have been allocated
in another department. Your ideas are sound, and with cool
logic you will be able to get this across.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
This is not a good day to have a confrontation with an
authority figure as you may not come out of it looking
good. You have a hunch today that is right on the money
but it must be presented with confidence, not aggression.
You and your spouse finally get your problem solved.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Look for a breakthrough today on the problem that has had
you stymied for so long, the solution will amaze you in
its simplicity. Take the afternoon to round up the kids,
or your friends, and head for some fun in the sand and
the sun, this is a perfect day for it.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Friends may seem difficult to interact with today but
don't blame them, it could be that you have your mind
on ten thousand other things and it puts you out of
sorts. Try spending some time alone to get your
thoughts back in control and you will find that the
problem you thought was so world shaking really isn't
a problem after all.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Someone you think you know well may be manipulating you,
or trying to. Don't fall for the line they are handing
out today; show him or her that you are too smart to be
used. Evening brings romance to the single, and a new
found closeness to the married.

------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 381 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 12, 2000 (23:54) * 8 lines 
 
May 13, 2000

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

You can make money through your own creative efforts. Your
good ideas and ability to discuss your intentions with
those who can assist you will ease your plight. 4 stars



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 382 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May 13, 2000 (15:55) * 63 lines 
 
May 13, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're rich with the fuel that runs your engine. A phone call or email to or from another part of the world brings you a global perspective. Get to work, happy in the knowledge that you're doing your part.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Your sense of duty gets the better of you. Even if you envy the pleasure seekers of the world, those feelings don't interfere with what you have to do. Everything has its time and place. You can wait.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
An exciting risk has a dark side. Before putting yourself in unnecessary jeopardy, consider the consequences of failure. Reasonable people will understand if you walk away from a challenge.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
This is the wrong moment for false claims and hoaxes. The Virgo Moon is here to hold you accountable for every word that you say. Know your limits, and admit to them when challenged.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
The crowd knows best, especially when they're your friends. Play along with a popular fiction, and maybe you can find a place for it in your life. The prize goes to the person whose style is the most winning.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Follow a good example. Understand a new method or philosophy before adapting it to your own purposes. Family or longtime friends may not approve of your changes. There might be a better time to make a sudden move.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Mental or spiritual stimulation is high on your list for this weekend. There's always room for a few more good people. A touch of celebration can inform and enhance your usual life.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Your soul could use a bit of searching. The Moon invites you into Virgo's house for a tune-up. All the usual seductions will be there later, whether or not they still hold their appeal.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The most inspiring words to Virgo are, 'Get your house in order.' While you may not be perfect, you're pretty darned good. Anyone who doesn't love you for your flaws is just a waste of time.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're challenged, but maybe not in a good way. The tug-of-war between Mercury and Venus precipitates a crisis of esthetics. You might have to choose between instant gratification and long-term satisfaction.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
If there's a social event in your weekend, expect an important connection to happen. A stranger comes to the forefront, or an old acquaintance steps into a new light. A common bond connects the past to the future.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You may be special, but there are limits. The rules are in place for everyone to observe. Instead of wasting your energy challenging the system, be creative within it.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 383 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 14, 2000 (13:00) * 62 lines 
 
May 14, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're cast in a power suit that perfectly matches your ambitions. Result-oriented people can expect a great day. Those who want to relax will feel wonderfully grounded.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Others are still playing, and you're still working. This is getting old, isn't it? Keep your reasons in front of you before the doubts start eating away at your resolve. You will be rewarded for this sacrifice.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Thinking too much only brings you around the circle one more time. Nonlinear logic and intuition don't stand up under cross examination, but there must be something to them. Sooner or later, nature takes its course.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Even if you aren't happy with yourself, someone thinks you're special. Perhaps many love you. It's okay to rely on others for a pat on the back. By tomorrow, you should be your strong, familiar self again.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Happy times await you. You're filled with youthful energy, no matter what your calendar age. If you have something to say, deliver the message in a song or a dance.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Seek the quiet of your own thoughts instead of trying to be heard above public noise. Home improvement projects are both meditative and practical. You'll have something to show for your efforts by the end of the day.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
It's a myth that Cancer always hides in their shell. You let it all hang out, flying your flag for the world to see. If people think that you're being loose and dizzy, just let them try your sharp mind in a battle of wits.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Think twice before throwing away some of that disposable income. Instead of laying out the cash, create something that works or looks just as good. It always helps to remind yourself how useful you can be.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The stars have sent you an excellent day. You're relaxed, efficient and easily impressed by people who know what they're doing. Showcase your own skills, as well. This is one moment when everything works.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Productivity seems out of the question. Mind someone else's business if that's what it takes to rescue you from your own thoughts. Even shallow amusement is better than complete boredom.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Anyone who gets your attention receives a great gift. Your small acts of kindness establish you as a valued community member. A secret plan still has lots of room for last minute changes.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your guiding light is obscured by fitful clouds. A moment of darkness is a poor excuse for striking out blindly. You can probably guess which decisions you'll later regret.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 384 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 14, 2000 (21:25) * 114 lines 
 
May 15, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A good day for you today and if you play your cards right
you could wind up with that position you have been after.
In the arena of love Aries shines today, but be careful
not to be so aggressive that you scare your future spouse
off before you have had a chance to win him or her over.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
In the spirit of Springtime your love blooms like the
flowers. This is a wonderful day for doing your lawn
chores and spruce up jobs around the home place. Others
will find their working conditions to be improving with
the firing of a particularly depressing coworker.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Changing horses in the middle of the stream today could
be your undoing so try to stick to a decision once you
have committed yourself to it. Children may need some
extra time tonight and if you have not had that all
important talk about drugs now would be a good time.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Home and family comes first with you and you gather all
your resources today to move them into a new home; you
will find this to be the best move you have ever made.
A new career that failed to get started may get a boost
today and you set your goal to a level you can reach.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Fighting over unimportant little things is not the wisest
thing to do because even if your spouse wins, you will
build up a lot of resentment in the relationship. Don't
be too quick to jump on a coworker today as this person
is working as hard as he/she can.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Your attitude towards someone who works hard for you
leaves a lot to be desired, especially when she is ill.
Try being more compassionate, and letting the person
know that you care about her and not just how much she
can do for you. Your business outlook brightens up
today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
A new love has you in a daze and you are walking on
cloud nine. Time to come down to earth to make a few
decisions, you need to evaluate the relationship and
where it is headed so you can make some informed
decisions concerning your future, no one ever gets
younger.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Scorpio, the lovers lover! Today you will meet your
match in the department of romance who will sweep
you off your feet. This could be the one that will
finally settle you down and make you think of home
and slippers. If you are already married you will
find your love will blossom anew.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Family members do not always react the way you would
like them to no matter how hard you push. Maybe it
would be a good idea to just back off and let them
live their own life while you concentrate on you for
a change. It' time you go out and do some of the
things you have always wanted to do and let the rest
go their own way.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Reliable Capricorn may be ready to chuck it all and go
out and kick up a rumpus, go ahead, you deserve to have
a little fun, especially if the rest are going to treat
themselves, (on your pocketbook), to a day of fun and
leisure. Be careful not to change your image at work
though, that could spell disaster.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Since your forte is entertaining you will shine today
as your party for the soon to be wed gets under way.
Family and friends pitch in and help you get the house
and the refreshments ready for the afternoon. Love is
definitely in bloom and this may give someone close to
you the right idea.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
It has been a long time in getting here but your time
has finally come. The day ahead is filled with good
things for you, such as a raise at work, meeting a
new love, having your investments pay off, etc.. All
in all, a very good day when luck dogs your steps.

------------------------------------------------------------
These original horoscopes are based on planetary aspects and
configurations for each sun sign. Though everyone is unique,
and we are not stereotyped into 12 classes, the general mood
and theme of your horoscope tends to apply to your daily life.

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online
http://www.astrology-online.com/zodiac.htm



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 385 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 15, 2000 (12:06) * 62 lines 
 
May 15, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You can still win by laughing last, even when the joke's on you. Famous examples are rich with meaning. Impossible odds seem like a personal challenge to be answered later, in your own time.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Your voice is loud with excitement, not anger. Be patient with those who have yet to catch the bug that has infected you. You're a flurry of motion, to say nothing of a blank slate for wonderful new ideas.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
A touch of self-delusion gets you through a difficult time. As long as you act responsibly, you can give any reason for it. Ignore those who try to tell you what you already know.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You have the advantage, but it's a precarious position. You'll make ripples whether you stand or fall. Treat others with dignity, even if you don't completely trust them. It's important to keep the peace.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Now that others have done all the work, it's your job to make it look good. Add a touch of warmth to a cold, lifeless situation. Your smile helps it all come out evenly.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
The view from the top is just stunning. The Libra Moon gives the Twins a double shot of their usual energy. You could easily overwhelm someone who isn't ready. This effect will probably work to your advantage.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You're the first one at the table, and you may have a long wait before anyone else shows up. Others are still struggling with their own issues. Be brave and wise enough to quit when necessary.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You're above the problems faced by those with water and earth signs. The Libra Moon feeds your fire. Financial managers and personnel experts are unbeatable. All Leos shine in their chosen professions.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Don't blame someone for misunderstanding you. Your unconventional logic or eccentric reputation could be getting in the way. Tune into the prevailing consensus reality before going any further.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're popular because you make sense and inspire hope. Some like your management style, and others are attracted to you as a human being. You're a guaranteed winner for the next few days.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Is everyone ignoring you? If so, you have that much more freedom to experiment and make mistakes. It's also a good time to blend in with the crowd if you lack the energy to do exceptional things.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your motives are above reproach, and your heart is soaring. Even the people who ask hard questions will be satisfied with simple explanations. This Monday is more gold than blue.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 386 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Mon, May 15, 2000 (12:47) * 1 lines 
 
Great, Gold Monday!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 387 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 15, 2000 (13:01) * 1 lines 
 
Can't beat Mondays which are predicted to be gold! Mine is nebulous, as usual, but I do have a new confrence to play around in till Wolfie gets home...*grin*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 388 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 15, 2000 (23:32) * 100 lines 
 
May 16, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Old friends are wonderful but new friends are a joy to welcome
into your life because as the old saying goes, 'you can never
have too many friends', and today you will be introduced to
people who will instantly click with you and become close pals
as time goes on.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You may get a pleasant surprise today at some unexpected career
developments that will definitely be to your advantage, even if
it is not at first apparent. Worry only turns your hair gray
and never helped anyone, so try to do less of worrying and more
constructive planning.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
A juicy investment offer drops in your lap today and you pluck
it like the plum it is. On the job front you will have less
contention from employees than has been the case lately.
Marital squabbles should let up today as you and the spouse
make a mutual agreement.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Partnership relations are looking good today as you and your
partner reach a mutual agreement concerning the business. A
spouse also figures in this decision but he/she reserves
opinion on the matter. An afternoon just made for kicking
back and enjoying the finer things of life.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
It's not a good day to plan on entertaining at home, if you
must entertain do it at a restaurant or other fun place, it
will be more successful in the long run. Parents may demand
some of your time today and you gladly give it to them.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
The weather is hot, and people that work in the heat may be
a little more irritable today than normal and it would be
wise to keep the criticism down to a whisper, tomorrow is
another day and you can wait. Being hit with the bureaucrats
in the afternoon does not do your temperature any good either.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Spending a lot of time entertaining a certain person may put
a strain on your finances and you could be caught short in
an emergency if you don't cool it for now. Taking a little
time to stay home tonight would be a splendid idea since you
have a lot of chores that needs catching up on.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Today you get a chance to prove just how high the majestic
eagle can fly as you assume control of your company or
district. Fair play and christian business ethics will
keep you on the top of the heap for many years to come.
Your spouse is the ideal person with whom you should
celebrate your good fortune.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
The financing that you have been dickering over is finally
in your pocket along with a signed contract for the home
you want; congratulations. While you plan your move don't
forget to keep the spending as tight as possible because
there are always one or two unexpected expenses associated
with moving to a new location.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Today flexibility will have to be your middle name as plans
are changed and nothing goes right, at least not the way
you planned it, as people ignore your wishes and follow
their own agendas. Don't give them a second thought, just
do your own thing today.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Today is your day for original thinking and some of the
ideas you come up with are brilliant, even the boss thinks
so as he immediately makes one or two a mandatory routine
for all employees. Take your spouse out for dinner,
romance is in the air.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Be careful that you do not antagonize someone at work
as it may just be the person that you will later need
to cover for you. Advice a well meaning friend gives
you tonight may not be appropriate for your situation,
so listen but don't take it.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 389 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 16, 2000 (21:38) * 105 lines 
 
May 17, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You may think the lender has lost your application but don't
worry, today you hear the good news that it has already been
approved and you are on your way to the real estate dealer.
Moving day is coming shortly so be sure you have everything
ready to go.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
The lawsuit that you have been involved in has been decided
today and it is in your favor. After so much hard work you
finally reach the goal that you had set for yourself a long
time ago and you get some friends together and have a
celebration.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Sitting around mooning over the past never changed anything
and today is no exception to that rule. You know this so
you set out to make amends and find that is all this person
really wanted you to do. All work is never good and so you
start to spend more time in mental pursuits of love,
culture, and friends.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
A small physical problem may be bothering you and this would
be an excellent time for you to go and have that checkup to
make sure it is nothing serious. It is hard to be energetic
and indisposed at the same time. You others will find your
energy is very high today.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You are having a lucky day so buy a couple of lottery tickets
and keep your fingers crossed. Your luck will also extend to
romance if you are single and you find yourself asking the
big question. Wedding bells will soon be in the air for you
or for a close member of your family.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This is not the right time to try to get close to a skeptical
Leo but you could try again later with more success. This is
a good time to spend with your families as all of you will
benefit from the added closeness. Children need more of your
time than you have given lately.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Be aware of the feelings of the people around you today as
they run high and you could hurt someone without knowing
it. Being considerate in your speech and thinking first
will save the day. A spouse may not be too happy with the
way things have been going lately but you get it taken
care of early.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Keep your feet well anchored today as there is a scam
artist out there just made for someone who may be too
trusting or not awake and smelling the coffee. An
Aries may try to sweep you off your feet, but this is
not an excellent time for romance.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Travel figures importantly now in your life as you
contemplate the new job and what it will mean to you.
Be sure you look carefully at all your options and
requirements so you will choose the best for you and
your family. Friends or instructors can be of benefit
to you in this matter.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Someone who wishes to be a silent partner really wants
to be silent. Do not try to get them involved in
decision making as you could lose the partner. Today
you will be guided in a matter involving your spouse
and home. Pay strict attention to the small voice
within.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Before signing any agreements you should seek professional
help from an attorney. scam artists are common and some
will leave you no recourse as they are barely within the
letter of the law. Get all promises in writing because
salespeople are prone to amnesia later on.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
In your realm of experience you have little competition
so bask in the limelight you have earned. A social
function missed tonight could be damaging to your
affairs so it will be best if you attend this particular
one. Good news is coming your way from out of town.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 390 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 17, 2000 (19:36) * 62 lines 
 
May 17, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
A touch of passion transforms an annoying task into a personal quest. Time is your friend, a valuable resource wisely managed. By day's end, the connections are falling into place.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Your appetite gets the better of you. Others are willing to forgive and in some ways indulge you, but recognize this as an exception rather than as the rule. Tomorrow it will be your turn to accommodate someone else.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You may be emotionally vulnerable, but courage will see you through. If you're expecting a crowd, try to be early. Great things happen to those who deserve them.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
An unstable situation tilts in someone else's favor. Hold onto what you now have so that it won't slide away from you. Self-preservation can look a lot like selfishness. Be sure that you know the difference.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
There's a lot here to learn and enjoy, but still so much to accomplish. A happy development energizes you to do better than you've already done. This is a day that could live long in memory.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You're the first to read the writing on the wall. Unsettled, exciting times lie ahead. As long as you're comfortable and confident, this is one ride that you're really going to like.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
By cunning or by force, you'll find your way out of this mess. You'll get back on track later in the day. Some might frown on your unorthodox methods. You'll just have to live with that.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Colleagues and clients may be unaware of your hand behind the scenes of a perfect event. Modesty helps your image even more than blowing your own horn. Savor the feeling while you have it.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
It's time to bring aboard a coconspirator. You know many qualified people who can help in the areas where your own experience doesn't reach. There's an approaching deadline that you want to meet, if not beat.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
There's more to life than looking pretty. Put your charms to good use -- or excel in an area that has nothing to do with appearances. You're a person of many talents, and all of them are crying out for some exercise.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
The weight falls slowly but surely from your shoulders. Stand upright with new energy and resolve. You may need to fight for what you want, but in the process you're likely to gain something even better.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
This is the test drive where the rubber meets the road. Now you're too focused on the present to worry about the outcome. It's a little late to readjust the details anyway. Trust the work that you've already done.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 391 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 17, 2000 (22:35) * 111 lines 
 
May 18, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
How do you like the way your day is starting? Hold on to your
hat, because the day is really going to be exciting! Look for
possible new promotions, or new friendships! You also may
encounter someone in need. Don't turn them away as you may
bring on some bad Karma.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You could be socializing with business people today, if so
be on your best behavior. Someone you connect with today
could become the backer, or even a silent partner, in your
new business venture. Don't be surprised to find yourself
having to change a few appointments around today as some-
thing important comes up.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Try not to sweep mistakes under the rug today, yours or a
pals, as the rug could be moved and the damage then would
be three times as bad. Your spouse is feeling slightly
confused and needs to have a serious talk with you about
the family; be sure you make a lot of time for this.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Your day at work should prove to be both productive and
interesting not to mention an unexpected surprise in the
afternoon. The time for charity organization is here and
you are tapped to head up your local committee, just be
sure that you can spare the time before you say yes.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Feel like running an extra mile or going to the shore on
a quit it and go basis? Then do it, you haven't treated
yourself to a spontaneous outing for a long time and it
would do you a world of good. This is a beautiful day
and you are much too happy to get out of sorts with any-
one today so don't let some ones actions spoil this mood
for you.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Your latest plans for a new business or web site is off
and running and it has all the earmarks of success that
your previous efforts enjoyed. Try not to work yourself
into oblivion as then you will lose your 'edge' and you
will see creativity and originality go down the drain.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Practicing teamwork is the only thing that will succeed
today and you are aware of this and pull out all the
stops to interact creatively with a coworker to get the
job down and out on time. A minor fender bender could
be yours for the asking if you are not alert today dur-
ing the entire time you are driving.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Take off your shirt, if you are a man, and get out there
in the dirt with the rest of the construction crew, they
may need to see you as one of the guys and not just as
the boss; you could see some tense situation evaporate
if you do. Others will find that pitching in and helping
the 'hired help' will give your esteem a big boost.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Planning your vacation or a short trip may keep you
occupied for most of the day but be prepared for a
little disappointment when some of your best plans
are changed or canceled; best not to set them in
cement. Get together with the family and make every
effort to include all their likes and dislikes.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
On awaking today you may remember some parts, or even all,
of a particularly profound dream. This could be a warning
dream or one of guidance so take the time to meditate on
it to find out what your subconscious is trying to tell
you; I assure you you will not regret the time you spend
on this matter..

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Wanting to do your own thing and go your own way is a
common need among most people and perfectly acceptable
in the single person, but if you are married you should
keep them apprised of your plans but do tell them of
your need to spend some time alone; your spouse will
understand.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Your productivity is high during the morning hours but
you may start to feel fairly annoyed as you find your
plans for the afternoon being changed one after the
other by other people. Don't let it get to you, just
hang in there and at quitting time you can go home and
stick your feet up while you relax in front of the
television.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 392 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 18, 2000 (12:13) * 63 lines 
 
May 18, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Humanity and unity are at the heart of whatever you think and do. You're the bridge that spans the gap, the switch that closes the circuit. Help others do the things that come to you so easily.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Words are strong medicine that should be used only for good. If you accidentally hurt someone, there's nothing that you can say to make it better. Be quiet -- maybe there's something that you can do instead.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're thrown at the feet you at the object of your desire. The normal rules seem to be for someone less powerful and restless than you. When you look back, you'll wonder why you didn't see this miracle coming sooner.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
It's not always easy to do what's necessary. The urgency of your actions might rub someone the wrong way. An accident takes on a hidden meaning. Apologies take time away from something more important.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
At this point, it's exciting to be out of control. Passion alone keeps you moving. Your luck is still holding, but for how much longer can you count on it?

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
If you plan to do anything questionable, be sure that there are no witnesses. Someone may challenge you, in which case it would be best to stop. You could come into the wrong kind of fame.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Pay attention in case your moment of truth comes without fanfare. The universe may deliver the punch line, but you're the one who controls the rest of the joke. You'll do a lot for the sake of love.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You may have to settle for something unsatisfactory. You owe a debt of loyalty to someone who doesn't share your sense of esthetics or fun. Save your anger for a better reason than this.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're smart as a whip and sharp as a tack. You can find anything, no matter how small or how lost. Your apparently super powers are just a wise combination of the normal skills that everyone shares.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You may be everyone's friend, but you're nobody's fool. If you see the signs of a shortage, save something for yourself. Investigate the root causes to find out just who is responsible.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
At last you come into your own. Whatever energy you need to pursue your desires is unleashed. If there's danger in having fun, then you're drawn to the dangerous life for the rest of the week.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your environment or the company that you keep could be limiting you. Change personnel or location, and see if that breaks your creative block. Somewhere inside you is a film waiting to be made.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 393 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, May 18, 2000 (13:57) * 1 lines 
 
Yes, that film!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 394 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 18, 2000 (15:26) * 1 lines 
 
*rubbing hands in anticipation* Shall I pop the popcorn yet? Subject? I'd even settle for your trip to the hill country again - and again. Can't you make a Terry power tape and run it? All worthy-of-the-name Firthians have their own Darcy power tapes which have been used so many times that they have to be remade from time to time. It would work for you, too. I am first in line!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 395 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, May 18, 2000 (21:13) * 1 lines 
 
How can I get some of these Darcy tapes?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 396 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 19, 2000 (18:49) * 1 lines 
 
You gotta make 'um buy the laborious method of two vcr's or have someone send you theirs *smiling graciously*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 397 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 19, 2000 (18:52) * 121 lines 
 
How do I get some of the terry pix from your video?
(Whatcha gonna do with the Darcy tapes?)

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your busy week is winding down today and you have your
sights set on the open road. This is a good plan and
you should not let anyone change your mind, hey, invite
them along to share in the fun! Picking up hitchhikers
can be very hazardous to your well being so it is best
not to do this, no matter if it is a man or a woman.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
A fairly smooth day at work when things just seem to
fall into place for you and you get your work out
early. Evening will see you in a possible dither over
the escapades of some teenagers, yours or ones that
belong to someone else. You can be counted on in a
pinch and you prove it tonight.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
An ongoing marital quarrel comes to a head today and
nothing you do seems to be right, if you have went
the extra mile and sought counseling for the two of
you, and cooperated in every way you know how to keep
your marriage intact and nothing works, then it is
possible that you would be better off calling it a
day and opting for a little happiness of your own.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Night fishing sounds like a great idea to you but your
family may be a little tired of being left alone so
why not forego that treat for yourself and plan some
fun outing for them, the do deserve it and you let
your love shine through by doing this. This is also a
good day for catching up on your social obligations
to friends.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
If you have not already started your diet and exercise
routine then this would be a perfect day to do it.
Enlist a few friends that may also need help in that
area and go out and join your latest spa, or dance
class. you won't be sorry. Get yourself a little r
and r tonight.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
If you are a single person don't plan on staying that
way too much longer as a person you will meet casually
today will soon become the most important person in
your life. Others will find themselves making new
friends and enlarging on the friendships they already
enjoy. Married ones will find they are enjoying their
spouses company more than ever.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
You should conduct yourself in such a manner today as
not to invite criticism or possible lawsuits, losing
your temper could be your undoing, so stay cool and
collected at all times. The boss may not be in a good
mood today so put off asking for favors until next
week.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A person needs to know and understand their own limit-
ations, so don't walk out on a limb today as you could
saw it off behind you with well meant promises that
you are unable to keep. This would be a good day for
clearing away the debris in your life by rectifying
some mistakes that you have made in the past. A good
friend also becomes your confidant tonight.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Work is a little on the slow side and you have time
today to put your creative ideas out there for a
test. Don't be afraid to ask that all important ques-
tion of your loved one tonight as romance is blooming,
love is in the air, and he/she is in a very receptive
mood; your answer is sure to be yes!

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Being compatible with your mate is all well and good but
in any union there has to be give and take, more give
than take, on both sides. Even if you are compatible
signs, try to remember that your love is an individual
and will act as his/her personality dictates; other than
that, you should have a great marriage.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
The end of a nerve wracking first week on the job. Relax,
you should do quite well in that position, it was made to
order for you with your capabilities. Put all this out of
your mind while you prepare to let loose and really enjoy
yourself tonight, chances are, if you are not already
married, that you will meet a new romantic interest at a
get together later tonight.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
This is a good day to clear away the clutter in your
financial accounts and catch everything up to date,
don't wait until the last minute and then scramble
to balance the books. Being too possessive with a
loved one will not be in your best interests, so
why not take a page from Confucius, "if you love
it let it go, if it is yours it will come back to
you; if it does not come back to you, it was never
yours in the beginning".





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 398 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 19, 2000 (18:58) * 62 lines 
 
The above and the following are for May 19, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Even though this is supposed to be a consensus, it's clear that you know more than most. Either educate others or simply take over. Most people are likely to accept your expertise once they recognize it.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
The bigger and more complex the system, the more likely it will have holes and glitches. Start small. Stabilize carefully. Seek out other rational thinkers to ensure that the whole thing works for everyone.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Surprise your critics and delight your fans. Your private side is about to make its public debut. Anything can happen, and you'll do what you can to be sure that it happens to you.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
IThere's no reasoning with someone who's convinced that he or she is right. Unless you want a discussion to become a battle, it's time to retreat. Remember how ridiculous this looks so that you won't do the same thing.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Timing and style are everything. A presentation works the best when you really know your subject. You're handed you just the moment that you've anticipated. This would look great on film.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You get the right messages from all the wrong places. For now, the best strategy might be to confuse your opponent. Be prepared to deal in other ways with someone too smart to be fooled.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
End the week with a sweet reward. Transformation is all joy and no pain. People are giving a lot to make this easy for you. Resolve to return the favor sooner, rather than later.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Your usual level of ornamentation is unnecessary or impossible for now. If you have no time for the finishing touch, others will be impressed by the real you. Learn a small but valuable lesson.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Your reputation precedes you. Your senses are heightened, your mind cleared. New stories contain familiar elements. Shout out the answer as soon as you know it.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
At last you understand the secret formula. You're so happy with your progress that you just want to keep on going. Find a delicate way to exclude those whose participation would only make matters worse.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Forget how you got here and just enjoy the view. You have the gift of attracting the person or people who you want most. Pluto and Mars gang up to make the good times roll.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You say, 'I can't,' when you really mean, 'I won't.' Clarify your boundaries to the person who keeps pushing at them. You already know the lesson that someone thinks you should be learning.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 399 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 19, 2000 (22:53) * 103 lines 
 
May 20, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This will be a glorius day for you if you just relax and go
with the flow, don't make any unsatisfied waves and you will
find that you end the day with all your wishes and needs,
(within reason), satisfied. A good friend is planning a move
out of town but you talk common sense to this person and
change his mind.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You should accept one of your invitations and go out for
some fun tonight. Just be sure to keep the spending down
to a mild roar as you may find yourself caught short for
tomorrows emergency. Remember to keep a handle on the
drinking also, don't forget your designated driver.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Study a new financial proposal carefully before signing
anything and don't be afraid to challenge any thing you
don't like about it. Afternoon should be spent in quiet
pursuits as your nerves need settling down at this point.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
This is one of those days when you would just like to kick
around by yourself and enjoy the fruits of your own thoughts
for a change. Going shopping alone can afford you this very
opportunity, but you may have to slip away to do it. Let
someone else babysit today and tomorrow you will feel like
a new person.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Tempers may flair today over something that you may consider
trival but the other person sees it as a major thing in their
life. Instead of letting your temper get the best of you why
not put yourself in the other persons shoes and try to under-
stand why the matter carries such weight.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Planting 'flowers' in an older persons 'garden' will be to
your advantage in the long run. While you are helping to
complete anothers life today you will be enriching your own.
Fair treatment is all this person has ever asked from anyone
and you are the one person that understands this, and does
this, to the fullest.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Today your sensibilities are fine tuned to the artistic
pursuits of pleasure as you take in a local concert or
even visit the museum or art gallery. Take along the
family, especially children who are old enough to
absorb the culture you will be offering them.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You could be beset with a myriad of stress today related
to your business or personal enterprise but if you try
to stay 'with it' you will come through better than you
started. Take advantage of the evenings plans and relieve
your stress through fun.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
You will not have a pleasant time of it today as your world
of appliances seem to have it in for you when two or more
of the monsters act up and you have to call the repair man
to fix them. Cheer up though, the problems are minor and it
only costs you an arm, not an arm and a leg.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
You may be in danger of some losses today if you do not keep
a close eye on your billfold or purse; one careless moment
is all it will take. A loved one that has been away for a
long while is back and together you set out to paint the
town, have fun; be safe.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Family members that you have not heard from in years calls
and arranges for a visit with you in the near future. Don't
pull out all the stops and spend a lot of money in your
preparations as there is a possibility of a change in plans.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Pisces will find they will have the most fun, and luck, at
the seashore today and there is also the possibility of a
budding romance getting off to a running start. Evening
may find you too pooped out to do much more than lay
around the house, so rent a movie, pop some corn and enjoy
your leisure time.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 400 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Sat, May 20, 2000 (06:01) * 1 lines 
 
Let's hope no appliances break down today.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 401 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May 20, 2000 (17:21) * 55 lines 
 
Yes, please! At least no more than my nerves can handle, I'm supposed to have a quiet afternoon to let them calm down. Well, if you can see this, it is working...and so is Spring!

May 20, 2000

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're attracted to someone who, through no fault of his or her own, dwarfs your accomplishments. If you lay on the humility too thickly, you'll paint yourself into a corner. It shouldn't be hard to be yourself.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Maybe you enjoy winning, but you also play the game for its own sake. Let others worry about the little things and the obvious strategies. You go out of your way to seek a challenge.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Try on a new identity at a party. Create a general impression without promising anything specific. Mystery makes you attractive, even when the true story is nowhere near as exciting.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Precision is favored over speed and strength. Your partners on this adventure want something different from the same old song and dance. If you tell stories and jokes, you're in for some triumphant moments.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Growth can be annoying if you lack the energy to deal with it. Others may avoid you, sensing an unspoken need to be alone. Accept what the stars are telling you. Be happy with the person you've become.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
If you're in search of a good time, look no further. The Sagittarius Moon sees to it that you're the most popular kid on the block. Anything is justified for the sake of your art.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Your ambitions are praiseworthy, but can you deliver? You may have a change of heart when no one else seems to be looking. For your own peace of mind, stick to your principles.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
When you return to an old stalemate, you find the view much improved. The wisdom of age and the vigor of youth blend together in the best possible way. Show your feelings in a gesture of gratitude.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Success and failure are relative terms to those who choose to drift with the current. As long as you're in any kind of relationship, someone will always have expectations. Discard a philosophy that makes your life more difficult.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
A clear understanding of recent events improves your life dramatically. A well-timed, well-aimed offering turns the mundane into sheer brilliance. For now, lovers, family and friends are yours to command.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 402 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May 20, 2000 (17:22) * 1 lines 
 
Wow, Terry! Look at yours today...wheeee!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 403 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Sat, May 20, 2000 (18:22) * 1 lines 
 
Awesome!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 404 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May 20, 2000 (18:37) * 1 lines 
 
Tell us about it tomorrow...what a weekend setup! Hey, after all the appliance problems it is about time you had good stuff in your life...*smile*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 405 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May 20, 2000 (23:45) * 31 lines 
 
Watch out Terry! Mine is for tomorrow: I'm trying to figure who I am going to be intimate with if every male I know is behaving himself?!....

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Get out with friends and you will meet individuals you can
become intimate with. Your versatile nature will attract
people who are intellectual and interested in a variety of
activities


Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Don't let your lover push you into situations that will
make you feel uncomfortable. You need to follow your heart
and be honest regarding your feelings and your direction. 3

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Overindulgence will lead to poor health and difficulties
when dealing with institutions. Do not take chances while
en route. You need to be careful how you conduct yourself.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
You should be spending more time with friends and
relatives. They will help you put your personal situations
back into perspective. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Try to get your whole family working together put your
residence in order. Thoughts of selling your home and
moving will be motivating. The change would lift your
spirits.


The Libra one is a dear friend and poster here...The Taurus is the inhouse male. He'd better not sell the house without talking to me first. I own it!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 406 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 21, 2000 (18:28) * 64 lines 
 
This is gonna be my only post because I cannot get in without wrecking my hand and arm and keyboard and my charming demeanor. A note: Nancy Thorpe Ahia had a stroke and says as soon as she recovers sufficiently she will return to the Spring full time as she has now retired. She sends her best to all of you and misses being here.

May 21, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're at your best when in control. Concentration on the task at hand distracts you from the things that bore and annoy. The perfect choreography looks completely spontaneous to an outsider.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Intellectual and emotional passions combine in a noisy pileup. You're light on your feet and quick with your words. Assume your natural role, and wait for the universe to delight you.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Say what you mean, and do so in a way that shows respect. An unexpected turn of events may burst your bubble. If you're not careful -- or maybe if you are -- you'll get exactly what you deserve.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
The wind fans your flames. You accelerate, but you're still in control. You grow wise and accepting under the new Gemini Sun. At the same time, you deserve to take all the goodness that comes your way.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Put yourself at the service of someone else's whim. You're just marking time anyway, waiting until your ride comes or the train stops at your station. You'll be able to say when enough is enough.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You adapt quickly to a sea change. Harness a potentially destructive force toward a creative end. Throw a rope if someone is sinking. He or she won't drag you down.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Desire can be your enemy if it compels you to give more than you take. Tend to your own needs first. Hot food or drink stimulates your body and mind. Forget what you were told if it interferes with what you're learning now.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Think big and live large. The new Gemini Sun turns up the heat on an already excellent weekend. Risk-taking is a matter of course, especially when the payoff is someone else's laughter.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Back slowly away from an undesirable trend. You can make yourself believe anything, but today that could be your downfall. React to what's actually happening, not to what you think should be happening.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Your recent troubles are gone like a cheap nightmare in the rich sunlight. You're seasoned, strong and driven by a new resolve. Gain support by talking about where you hope to go next.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Your experience makes you wary of someone who offers a familiar promise. If there's no documentation that you can read before you sign, this deal is not for you. If it's an obvious joke, be the first to laugh.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your new wings look beautiful and feel heavenly. Unlike Icarus, you know better than to fly too close to that Gemini Sun. Rather than showing off, make your break for freedom while you have the chance.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 407 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 21, 2000 (22:44) * 102 lines 
 
May 22, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Todays situation needs bold action on your part to insure
that the problem is resolved quickly before the backlash
can harm your prestige at work. Your actions and reactions
are made out of a sense of your own self worth and your
friends and family know this to be true, so don't hesitate.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Today you feel your own personal power and you are content
to play the waiting game with a loved one who has not yet
decided on the way to go and you, being content in your
knowledge of his/her love is in no doubt as to the outcome;
neither will you be disappointed.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
This is a good day to make your career moves in the upward
direction as you find your window of opportunity and seize
on it. Your convictions will be your strength in this area,
for you know that you can do a certain job and you also
know that you can do it well.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
You have an opportunity to better your position in life
today through a new job offer, but the betterment will
not be apparent in the beginning. Starting at the bottom
is not all that bad when you know you will be advancing
on a regular basis.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Keep the element of surprise in your relationship so that
it is not inclined to sink into a boring situation for
both of you. Plan a surprise for after work and see the
electricity start to spark again. Family men and women
should strive to give more of themselves to the children.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Today you should apply the kiss principal to all of your
financial dealings, you know, kiss: keep it simple, Sam.
Don't let anyone muddy up the waters and try to keep the
cost down, remember just because you know the 'asking'
price does not mean that the person will not take less
if offered.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Fun and exercise is not mutually exclusive, especially
if you perform the exercise with a love interest, so
try to get your intended to join in with you at the
local spa or even get out and jog together, it will do
both of you a world of good.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
This would be a good day to alleviate your stress through
meditation on your problems. You could find the answer
quicker than you dreamed possible. In order to restore
your peace of mind you may have to opt out of the present
relationship, especially if neither of you are happy.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Laugh and the world laughs with you but if you frown up
everyone keeps their distance as there are enough frowns
in everyones life to make them shy away from yours. Don't
be hurt by this as this is just human nature at work,
besides, your true friends will listen and try to offer
you some good advice.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
This is a good day to buy or sell property, securities,
etc., as you will find most things you get involved in
turns into money. If your projects are on time you will
see a wide acceptance of your ideas and methods. A raise
could be in the works for you.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
He, or she, who hesitates could be lost, or in this case
be the loser. It is up to you today to go on an all out
campaign to 'sell' yourself and your ideas, as you are a
highly capable person and your ideas are right in step
with the times.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Show compassion today where it is needed could assure your
success in your endeavors, You should also let others know
just how much you really appreciate them and the good work
they do for you. If you stay mentally active you will
accomplish more in a week than some do in a lifetime.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 408 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Mon, May 22, 2000 (04:14) * 1 lines 
 
Ha, ha, ha, ha.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 409 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 22, 2000 (15:00) * 65 lines 
 
ha ha ha...along with you...

May 22, 2000


Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
A promise isn't as good as the real thing, but for now it will have to do. Savor the mystery even as you solve it. Your vigilance can help the inevitable happen ahead of schedule.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You need to be alone, but it's to create rather to brood. Those who know you as a social animal may be surprised. Just wait until they see what you've done by the time you emerge from seclusion.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're impatient with people who seem to be lost. If you have a better way to do it, step forward and show them how. Your opinions carry more weight after a demonstration of your abilities.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Your overall life strategy has some real and profitable business applications. A wild guess turns out to be right on the money. You have the option to pick and choose your favorite projects.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
The news travels faster than its designated messenger. Even if you didn't hear it straight from the horse's mouth, you know that it's true. A quick, appropriate response is expected. Live up to your reputation.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
A hot issue starts cooling down. Accept that you may no longer be the center of attention. At least you'll be able to get something done as life returns to normal.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You reject the weakness in others that you've recently seen in your own behavior. Try not to be too harsh. The Golden Rule works better as a measure of good will than as a stick for self-defense.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Schedule your important meetings for later in the day. Everyone is still in a good mood, but you want to catch them once their brains are truly engaged. When shopping for treats, a little bit of money goes a long way.

irgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Hold your ground at all costs. If you give your opponent an inch, he or she will take a mile. Tomorrow's progress should be more about moving ahead than about simply canceling out today's losses.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
A trial period ends in mutual satisfaction. Step from temporary to permanent without skipping a beat. You're the envy of those who have attempted and failed. What's so hard about doing things right?

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Why do you want to be different? The famous and fortunate simply hire a business manager so that they can lead a normal life. Don't shout when you should actually be speaking another language.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You enter the new week with a confident strut. You know exactly what a familiar situation requires of you. An employer or client is prepared to give you a little extra for being so ready and efficient.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 410 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 22, 2000 (15:03) * 27 lines 
 
May 22, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
You'll be in the mood for love. It's a good time to renew
your commitment to the one you love or to get out and meet
potential partners if you're single. You'll attract a
multitude of interesting mates. 3 stars
(yeahyeahyeah)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Your need to experience new things will draw you into an
unusual circle of friends. Be careful you're not tempted to
try things that may not be considered proper to do. 3 stars
(Hmmmmmmm.......)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Focus on your job, and you won't be sorry. Your ability to
do your work thoroughly will be recognized and praised.
More responsibility and higher wages are coming your way. 3 stars
(*smile* ...too bad it is not the job you want to keep...)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Listen to someone you trust, whose advice will help you
solve your problems and make you feel more at ease
regarding your personal and professional problems. 2 stars
(Yeah, Lance, talk to me...!)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 411 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 22, 2000 (20:27) * 105 lines 
 
May 23, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Watch those short answers and abrupt mannerisms today when
dealing with someone touchy, even though you mean nothing
by them, this person may read more in them than there was
meant to be. Spend some time with the family today and
you may find out what is going on.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Diplomacy and caution is called for today when dealing with
higher ups in the business world. Take a little extra time
today to give a friend a chance to explain some action that
does not sit well with you, you may find out that this
person only meant to be helpful.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Reconciliation is possible today with someone that has kept
you at arms length for some time now due to an inconsequential
mistake on your part. With Spring here things at home start to
perk up as you get wound up in the yard beautification that
you have planned most of the Winter.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Paint up, fix up, plow, plant, and clean, has got you in a
happy daze as you enjoy the advent of Spring. Love tiptoes
in on cat feet and you don't hear it until you are fully
smitten by Cupids arrow, then romance is in full swing.
Don't lose sight of your work responsibilities in the
middle of it all.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You find yourself falling in love all over again with the
same person and decide it is time for the wedding bells
to ring. Your bond will get even stronger now on the
second time around. Try not to worry over certain events
at work as they are in your favor.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Socializing is not favored for today and it is best to
simply stay home and relax as much as possible. Others
will find trouble happening with a computer or some
other electronic item, maybe even with a major appliance,
which takes up most of your day getting it fixed or
replaced.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Shopping for electronic equipment today is not recommended
for you as you may not get what you pay for. Domestic
problems that have had you climbing the walls could be
happily resolved today. Children need to see more of you,
as a role model should not be absent so much.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
This is a good time to mix business with pleasure so accept
that invitation to dine with the higher ups, it could pay
off big time for you. Rumors may be flying at the office
today but you need to close your ears and ignore them.
After hours entertainment may bring a new, and lasting,
love into your life.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Today your intuition saves you from being imposed on by
someone who is a known user of people, a 'bloodsucker'
who would take whatever he can get and take off. You
may quarrel with a friend tonight but it will come to
nothing. Be cautious after dark.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
A favor you need from a friend may be slow in coming,
but it will get there. If you are operating any kind
of machinery today be extra careful as there is a
slight chance of a serious accident befalling you or
a coworker, diligence and carefulness will stave it
off.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
You will meet more of the business 'wheels' than usual
today; you must be careful to use the utmost tact when
discussing your job, as you are being evaluated for a
better position, so put your best foot forward in
everything you do and say. Romance is in the air for
tonight.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You may not agree with an advisor but you should be
tactful with him or her. You and a loved one may have
gotten off on the wrong foot this morning but you
will have it all ironed out by afternoon. A friend
may give you an evasive answer to a straight forward
question today.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 412 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 22, 2000 (21:29) * 3 lines 
 
You might like to check this daily too - different but similar

http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/read/paraspring/18/new


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 413 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (16:22) * 62 lines 
 
May 23, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Now that the weather is hospitable, deeply rooted plants send up strong shoots. You magnetically attract people who like what you do. Be sure that the info on all important business cards is current.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You could wait another day, but you're not getting any younger. Set a pace that you can maintain. Take bigger steps as your vitality returns.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're bestowed with an honor that may be more of an inconvenience. Be gracious in your acceptance and thorough in your execution. Even if you're not getting paid any extra, this will look great on your resume.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Stay on the defensive just in case things get out of hand. The brakes are hit in the middle of strange and not altogether friendly territory. Be sure that your allies remain within arm's reach.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Take off your shoes and walk around in someone else's for a while. People can breathe the same air and yet inhabit very different worlds. Understanding is the key to innovation.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Shared business ventures grow slowly in rocky soil. Be kind rather than ruthless in your search for a clear space. Others won't appreciate your heavy tread across their sacred ground.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Find your equilibrium and enjoy it for a few days. Partners in a relationship appreciate one another without making demands. The next step that you take is sure to be a big one. Get some rest beforehand.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You can determine someone's position by the questions that he or she asks you. You're given the gift of time. Address your own needs before doing the bidding of others.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
If there's a creative way to invite the world into your heart, you'll find it. There are many excellent people within your sphere of influence. Satisfy your hunger by feeding others.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're startled by your depth of feeling over something that didn't seem to matter. There may be other areas in your heart with which you've fallen out of touch. If you must have a therapy session, do it on your own time.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Go with your gut, as long as that's where the rest of your group is heading. People who share the same feelings are likely to cast the same vote. Consolidate your resources in the place where they'll do the greatest good.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your success lies in study. Between what you've already experienced and what you can reasonably expect, there's room to broaden your understanding. Save your money for something that you really need.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 414 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (18:12) * 3 lines 
 
Man this is right on for today, I've been cramming system admin and webserver stuff all day. Solaris. Netscape Enterprise. NT System Administration. Vignette. It's been a *heavy* day of studying, about 10 hours worth so far. And the saving money thing is right on, how are other folks doing with their scope.

Marcia, can you form a committee to expand the users on the Spring?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 415 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (18:26) * 1 lines 
 
Sur!, How do you suggest we procede or is that up to us, too? I've brought every male who has ever been clever enough to make me happy into Spring and a few ladies with the same attributes. Do you want us to round up entirely new Springizens or do you want to have me drag the ladies out of Drool to the rest of spring? If the latter is your thought, they already follow me around reading my posts but never say much themselves.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 416 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (18:30) * 25 lines 
 
Mine is more like a Horrorscope than true.

These were some others I did not post - too depressing!

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Change jobs, go after advancement, or look into doing your
own thing. Your efforts will determine your potential.
Don't overspend in the process, or your gains will be
fruitless. 3 stars

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Be honest with yourself. You must take a closer look at
your motives regarding a partnership you're involved in.
New relationships are apparent. Do what's necessary to make
things right. 3 stars

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Stay on top of any personal paperwork that is pending.
Problems with these documents will cause more delays or
setbacks. Read between the lines and be sure you can trust
those involved. 3 stars






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 417 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (18:32) * 1 lines 
 
OverOverspending, that's the tough one.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 418 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (20:31) * 2 lines 
 
I am a thrifty and cautious individual when it comes to spending on myself...
It is easy for me to tell me, NO!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 419 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (20:33) * 1 lines 
 
On the other hand, worthy individuals and causes....*sigh*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 420 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 23, 2000 (20:57) * 100 lines 
 
May 24, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
The possibilities of love are everywhere, maybe even closer
to you than you think. You are offered a deal that is shady
at the least and risky at the best which makes it easier
for you to turn down. Your latest project is finished and
it meets with instant success.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Even though your work has been laudable it is time to come
down out of the clouds as this is not the time to slow
down and rest on your laurels. Your energy levels are much
higher than usual today and your popularity increases as
you generate enthusiasm wherever you go.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Put a damper on that independent nature today as you could
gain a very lucrative position within the company if you
go along with the bosses pet project and do things his way
for a change. The actions of small children will test the
loving patience you have always had with them.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
The new you look that you have been working on lately must
be very impressive as you attract that special person who
brought all this on in the first place. Be sure that you
do not mistake infatuation for true love as you could
spend a lifetime regretting it.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Dust off your backup plan as your latest scheme is about
to be shot down, don't blame the other person as you
could have brought it on all by yourself. Even if you
feel that your intentions are of the most honorable kind,
you must still convince someone of this.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A reconciliation may be in the works for you, as you and
your mate finally come to terms with your differences
and sit down for a calm discussion and a new game plan.
Trust is the main ingredient in any marriage and the
two of you will have to work hard to reestablish it.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
You may be the unwitting victim of misinformation as your
cummuncations with a certain person stalls on the road of
love. It will be up to you to show some patience while
the explanations are being aired, it could be true, so
calm your doubtful mind.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Procrastination will cause you a lot of trouble today if
you let it get the upper hand, losing your job could
only be a small part of the woes it could bring on, so
try to keep abreast of all your obligations and duties,
then you will have no worries in the loss department.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
A shart term contract may be more trouble than it is worth
today as it could involve some travel that you are not
prepared for as well as cause you some set backs in your
regular commitments. It would be best to forego this
income as it will cost you more in the long run.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
A lapse into egotisim could cause you some trouble in your
career today. You won't let it blind you to the facts if
you take a closer look at how you are acting, then you
will be able to snap yourself out of it in time. A love
helps you in this by warning you of your actions.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Today is the day that you take the bull by the horns and
tell off some inconsiderate 'friends' and then take the
plunge into a career that you have wanted for a long
time. Go ahead and have your fun, your life has just
stepped over onto the exciting side.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You are a role model for the junior generation and they
look to you for their moral example, so when you do go
out and kick up your heels tonight you should keep this
in mind and hold everything down to a mild roar. Monkey
see, monkey do.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 421 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 24, 2000 (15:37) * 62 lines 
 
May 24, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Everyone should know where you stand, and if not, they'll soon find out. Stay relaxed, alert and ready to rock. The world is poised to do you a big favor -- one that you've earned, of course. You'd accept no other kind.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Although surrounded by people busier than you are, you can still get a little attention or compassion. Recharge your batteries without overloading your circuits. The gradual process is still the best.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
It's enough to be associated with a project that you didn't actually launch. A great idea turns into a good habit. You're happy to go out of your way for someone that you love.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
The only way to win is by deciding that the game doesn't matter. Rather than quitting your job, consider its ultimate significance in a busy, crowded world. Entertain thoughts about how you might make a bigger difference.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You find deeper meaning everywhere you look. The ideal host lets his or her guest dominate the conversation. When someone else is on a roll, a nod and a smile may be all that you need.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
If necessary, stay quiet about what you're doing. You'd rather be among people who can help you than among those who share your problem. Answer an ad that's likely to deliver what it promises.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
If you can't convince yourself, who else is going to do the job for you? There's only so much time for an exercise of internal diplomacy. Beyond this quiet eye, the hurricane still rages.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Everyone is the star of his or her own movie. Realistically, how many others want the details of what makes you so great? Listen and pretend to appreciate. You may end up caring deeply about someone else's story.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
A happy surprise hides in the middle of your week. Although a decision is yours to make, you're supported by those who appreciate your reasoning. Good feelings are contagious.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
A figure appears from your past to contradict a story that seems true. You attach too much value to things that might be better forgotten. It's time to set aside your photo album and take some new pictures.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Someone or some memory or experience speaks with the voice of long experience. Trust the prediction over the promise. Put your faith in a growing momentum. Prepare for events to engulf you.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Old power words still pack a wallop when used carelessly. Successful investment hinges on the charm of the salesperson. Attorneys flourish, as long as they don't set their sights too high.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 422 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 24, 2000 (19:42) * 30 lines 
 
May 24, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Your involvement with friends or relatives will be
eye-opening. Don't be too quick to put money into a
get-rich-quick scheme with those you care about. Your
friendship could easily be destroyed. 4 stars
(Musta been with O'O - he is on really thin ice!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Don't hesitate when it comes to business. You will be able
to close deals with ease. New clients will fall into your
hands. You'll make all the right moves career-wise. 4 stars
(Hope this one is true!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Be prepared to make alterations in your life. Changes in
your living arrangements will not be as bad as you think.
Romantic connections will be made through the clubs you
frequent. 5 stars
(Not what I had in mind....)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Although relationships will develop, be aware that
deceptiveness is present. Question your partner if you
must. Underhandedness will lower your self-esteem and
affect your reputation. 3 stars
(Poor Dear *hugs*!)




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 423 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 24, 2000 (23:34) * 91 lines 
 
May 25, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Collaborating with a colleague is especially favored for
today. It is also a good time for romance to blossom.
Pay no attention to rumors that you hear today regarding
a change in personal plans, things will go on as you hoped.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Socializing with people from the office is frowned on today
as you could be asked professional favors that you feel
would not be fair to the other employees. A networking
acquaintance you made a few weeks back comes in handy for
your business today.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Avoid taking financial risks today in any area as the chances
of loss is very high. This is a great time for romance and
you and a loved one make some important plans for the future.
A call after dark does your spirits good.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your social graces will be a big asset today as you run into
some colleagues at a social gathering. Check your finances
closely today as an unexpected expenses could pop up tonight
and catch you unprepared to pay.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your interests will lie in sports and hobbies today; creative
interests are also in the limelight for you. Charm, with just
the smallest touches of aggressiveness will cause a few doors
to open for you today.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Staying away from long shots or even short shot gambling is
a wise thing for you to do as you run a better than normal
chance of losing. However, shopping for home and family is
smiled on today and you will find some very good buys.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Be practical in your business dealings today as this is not
a good time to take chances or go out on a limb for someone
else. Artistic interests is currently in favor as well as
your romantic life. Love is there, open your eyes.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Spending time with your loved one is reccommended today to
restore a lost sense of closeness. This is more important
than socializing with friends after work. You may receive
some news this afternoon that will not be strictly true.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Playing matchmaker today could go over like a lead balloon;
best to let these two get to know each other without anyones
help. They are both independent people. Planning a party
today takes a lot of your time and energy but you feel good
doing it.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You will find the behind the scenes business developments act
to your advantage when you are given a promotion. A friend has
you worried by acting unpredictable when there does not seem
to be a reason for it; evening brings an explanation.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
You have been spending entirely too much time indoors so now
would be a good time to get out and mix and mingle with those
you know and love. A romantic introduction could be yours
through a friend, if you are eligible.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Connecting with someone special today will prove helpful to
your business as you mis both business and pleasure with your
normal Grace and charm. A friend may disappoint you tonight
but remember that everyone does not see things the way you
do.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 424 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 24, 2000 (23:38) * 1 lines 
 
Uncanny!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 425 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 25, 2000 (12:15) * 63 lines 
 
May 25, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Without a serious attitude, you have fewer chances for advancement. Be wary of rubber-stamping any old thing that crosses your desk. The advantages become apparent as you look for them.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Now that the Moon is in Aquarius' house, you generate your own victories. Erase the fears of anyone who ever doubted your genius. You have the bandwidth to be as unusual as you want.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Conflicting parties call upon you to play mediator. You may not understand everything they say, but it may be your job to make people listen to one another. The least that you can do is to keep your mind from wandering.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Keep an appointment, even if it looks as though you may have to wait. There's a general guarantee but no safe bet. Expect the best from others, and they're likely to deliver.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Time slows to a crawl under a new set of restrictions. Patience wears thin and tempers fray. Keep an old grievance to yourself. Ignore any urge to stir up trouble.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Stop thinking like a lone wolf. You're a welcome member of the pack these days. Accept the possibilities that the universe showers on you. Keep the pipeline open by showing your gratitude.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
The Aquarius Moon makes you unsure of yourself. Others seem less aware of the ideas and changes that strike you with such high impact. Money is a small issue for people who have a lot of it.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Tinker with a malfunction for a while, if it makes you happy. At a certain point, you'll need to either work with an imperfect machine or cast it aside for something better. The bottom line isn't getting any closer.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
All at once, there's a fresh load of facts to assimilate. You'll need a new system to fit the current shape of your world. If your clarity dissolves for a while, it will only come back stronger in a few days.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
A meeting strays from the agenda into remarkable new territory. The greatest idea pops out of the least likely mouth. For the next few days, any work that you do feels a lot like playing.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Act brave, even if you don't feel that way. Coworkers will follow your lead if it looks as though you know what you're doing. Learning about someone's family life helps to explain a lot about him or her.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Most of your problems seem to dry up and blow away. Whether you're busy or just coasting along, the next few days should be fun. By all means, talk to safe strangers -- they'll be glad to meet you.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 426 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, May 25, 2000 (12:50) * 1 lines 
 
Whew! If they dry up and blow away I'll be happy. Looking forward to a few fun filled days.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 427 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 25, 2000 (13:07) * 1 lines 
 
How does one know a 'safe' stranger from the others? My momma said...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 428 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 25, 2000 (23:41) * 18 lines 
 
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Empty promises regarding financial matters are evident.
Look over legal documents closely before you sign on the
dotted line. Don't lend money or possessions to friends or
relatives. 5 stars
(Amen!!!)

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Your determination to make personal changes will be admired
by friends and enhance your reputation. Don't let your mate
take you for granted or get away with being evasive. 2 stars
(You'd better believe it!)

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Problems on the domestic scene will get your dander up.
Discord will lead to drastic changes or isolation. Don't be
too eager to push away those you love. 5 stars
(Yeah John, I don't bite! Well, not you, anyway...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 429 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 25, 2000 (23:48) * 5 lines 
 
...and for our brave and tall and handsome and fearless leader:

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Listen carefully. You can learn a lot from others remembering past experiences. If you apply what you pick up to your own set of circumstances, you will find yourself on the winning end. 2 stars



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 430 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, May 25, 2000 (23:50) * 7 lines 
 
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)

Your adventurous attitude may get you into trouble. Put
your time and energy into self-improvement projects.
Physical fitness will show favorable results. You need to
get out with others more. 3 stars
(Yes! Me! and another we discussed elsewhere... Yes yes yes....Lance, are you listening?!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 431 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 26, 2000 (13:20) * 63 lines 
 
May 26, 2000

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Being involved with developments
from their inception requires you to start slow and small.
Be patient while you learn to do unfamiliar things. Don't be
disheartened, because you're blazing a trail.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You enjoy the anonymity of being in
a crowd today. You're feeling vulnerable, and you safe by
hiding. Don't let slacking itself cause negative attention to
come your way.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): An emphasis on your job today can
detract from the time you can give to your spouse. When others
fall short of expectations, teach them what they need to do.
Use your position to transmit your skills.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Increased responsibility tests your
ability to handle pressure. As your authority grows, so does
the need to show graciousness. You can be respected and followed,
or hated and obeyed.

LEO (July 23-August 22): Your ideas about people are apt to be
wishful thinking. Whether you idealize or demonize them, stop
and ask yourself why it pleases you to think about them this way.
It can't be because it's true.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Certain relationships can reach
a crisis over questions of loyalty. Can the relationship support
you in achievement, or is it pulling you down? Communicate your
need to be yourself and for improvement.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Evidence of your effectiveness
is slow in coming, or may remain hidden. Lack of feedback makes
you feel like your efforts are useless. Focus on your ideals and
the knowledge you're living up to them.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): You're prone to doubt yourself
today and let others control you. If you can't help this, be
absolutely certain you're being guided by people with your
interests at heart. You're ripe for exploitation.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You feel you have outgrown
certain circumstances. Be willing to let go of nostalgia in order
to make room for new things. When you want to cling for security,
let go and face uncertainty.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): What's good for your partner
isn't as good for you today. You may feel like you should be
blamed, but there's no need to feel guilty over unforeseen
circumstances.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): It's a big mistake to let
somebody else decide how to use you money. Keep strict control
of it today. You're prone to splurge it on nonessentials, so
control even yourself.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): Your management style should be
more like counseling today. You can't tell people exactly what
to do, but you can communicate the attitude, motive and intent
which should be driving them.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 432 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 26, 2000 (13:32) * 66 lines 
 
May 26, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Don't take it personally if you're unsuccessful. The problem could be one of many, some of which are obviously beyond your influence. Keep on trying until you get it right.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Have fun with your personal freedom -- it's hard to come by and easily missed. Fueled as you are by success, you wonder why certain things are considered risky. Change makes you wealthy in great and small ways.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Once you've spoken your mind and unburdened your heart, there's nothing more to do. Intervention isn't a solution in itself. Let others have their own opinions.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Thinking is no match for actually doing. Expand the range of things at which you excel. If you have any hidden talents, now is the time to reveal them.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Try to keep from falling apart, even as you hold it all together. In a less than gentle maneuver, you could be hauled around to face your beliefs and values. This is one week that you'll be happy to kiss good-bye.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Each change of opinion shoots through you like a bolt of glorious lightning. You're ready to walk an old path with a new perspective. Put your thoughts in writing to preserve this perfect moment.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Imperfect parts are drawn together to make a perfect whole. The thing that annoys you about a loved one might actually be his or her greatest strength. Personal remarks are inappropriate in a business discussion.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
The best way to get someone's attention is to repeat yourself. A controlled stream is more effective than a wide, scattering spray. Turn the problem into an element of your solution.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
There's an uneasy interface between theory and reality. Human behavior is a random factor in an otherwise perfect equation. No one is asking you to give up, but you really should reexamine your premise.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Your imaginative mind pulls out all the stops. Creative, forward-thinking people are drawn together into productive little knots. Love underlines what is already obvious.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
If you haven't already learned to do it right the first time, today's adventures teach you quickly enough. Return your calls immediately. The situation may be unstable and in need of constant adjustment.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You're in love with yourself, but the feeling is easily transferable. A carnival atmosphere sweeps into your life. This is one big tent where everyone is welcome to enjoy the show.







 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 433 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, May 26, 2000 (22:23) * 93 lines 
 
May 27, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A fox or a hunk may be just coming into your life now and you
are on the proverbial cloud nine as you are introduced to the
dreamiest person you have ever met. Don't be too ready to fall
as this person may only be looking for fun and games, but if
you play your cards right you could hook your fish in a hurry.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Your linger longer guests have finally left and now you have
the house all by yourself. What is that wonderful sound that
is quickly getting to you? Why, it is peace and quiet, but
now you are ready for some noisy entertainment so you go out
and seek friends.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Someone is walking on your bad side today but it is best if
you meet opposition with optimism and a smile, this should
confuse them so bad that they just may wind up on your side
after all is said and done. A family jaunt to the mall may
be just the thing after nightfall.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Friendly fire is what you will be under today as friends and
family 'take you to task' over something they feel you have
fouled up, and will only hurt you and them in the long run.
You have the jump on them as you know that your ideas and
actions were positive and you cause them to take a wait and
see attitude over the matter.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You Get a great opportunity today to make an investment that
will make the future more prosperous and happy. Investigate
all aspects so that you will be able to understand all the
fine points; never go into anything blind, even a good deal.
Advice comes from all directions, make up your own mind.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Love is in the air even if the flowers are not in bloom, as
you are always ready for romance. This is a great day for
getting closer to that special someone as you find different
ways to make this person happy. Friends are not invited today
and you two find fun ways of evading them.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Luck rides the wind and lands on your shoulder, and before
you deny it think over the events of the day as they hap-
pened and ask yourself just how lucky you really are, I
think the experience could be an eye-opener. Children come
in for some attention today and you take your group for an
outing.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Scorpio is a king of a man, commanding and possessive, but
where does that leave the female? How about the power behind
the throne? The queen. Directing and guiding the others using
wisdom and love, as you have found out already. The male and
the females will find themselves extra lucky today.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
You think of your job, ho hum. Not so, as this job can be as
big or as exciting as you care to make it but it will take
many things to get there, push and drive, as well as, charm
and ingenuity, but when you have finished traversing the road
to riches you will have a wonderful sense of satisfaction;
take that first step.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Wedding plans for you may be on the way out the window for
now as you have met someone new that has turned your head
and your heart all around. Be fair to the person that you
are seeing now by telling him/her your true feelings, and
you might be surprised that you barely beat this person
to the punch.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Acting aloof and distant today will not get you in good with
that favorite person who is really just getting well acquaint-
ed with you, and that will not make a favorable impression
concerning your ability to be understanding. Take it slow and
turn on the charm if you would wed this gem, otherwise it
could be a longer winter than you expected.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A family affair may be just another way to divide up a great
wealthy relatives estate and you think it is ghoulish and
decline the invitation. You don't have to attend as your love
and devotion has not gone unrewarded. Your immediate family
agrees with you one hundred percent and back you to the limit.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 434 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, May 27, 2000 (11:48) * 63 lines 
 
May 27, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Money is tight, but not completely unavailable. Apply yourself to the mystery that no one else can solve. The fact that you're still in the game is a point in your favor.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
A superficial approach starts taking you deeper. Satisfy your real needs, instead of just chasing wild urges because you can. The people who matter are now giving your requests some serious thought.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Many things are possible, but only a fraction of them are probable. Late in the day, luck will come to your rescue. Until then, limit yourself to activities that don't require much patience.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Good leadership is impossible in a vacuum. If you need help, someone else should know about it. Common courtesy reaches into every area of your life.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You seem to have missed a chance, but you probably weren't ready to take it anyway. Your troubles are nearly over. By this time tomorrow, the whole thing will look like a joke.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Your plans have less and less to do with what's actually happening. Recognize a familiar pattern that might be wearing a different face. Your aim is true if you know your target.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Some things are simply beyond your ability to change. Give it a rest for the weekend. There's more to your life than the single issue that has lately consumed you.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You make a small, fortunate mistake that immediately feels like a smart decision. Your heart has obviously taken over the navigational duties. Surrender to these feelings and see where they lead you.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Children have nothing to hide, even when they think they're keeping a secret. Why keep on guessing when someone will volunteer the answer? The truth is even richer and stranger than you imagined.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Your romantic journey takes you to deep and secret places. Embrace the return of something that you never noticed was missing. This fleeting moment could turn into one of your most valuable times.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You need a real break instead of just another day of the usual downtime. You're eager for different surroundings and a set of fresh faces. When making a new friend, be sure not to unveil all of your problems at once.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
All is not as clear as you'd like it to be. No language in the world can change someone's mind about a point of faith. You quickly see who your best allies are going to be.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 435 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 28, 2000 (00:51) * 36 lines 
 
May 28, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
You will find it difficult to deal with family members who
are stubborn and unwilling to compromise. You need to get
out and away from the negativity at home. 2 stars
(oh yeah...and I was invited to go to Oahu...*sigh*)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Your excellent memory, coupled with the knowledge you've
acquired, will dazzle those you come in contact with. You
can offer friends and family a multitude of good ideas and
solutions. 5 stars
( Yessssssss! and I hope it bodes well for both Cancers I care about.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Problems that have been plaguing you should be cleared up,
regardless of the consequences. Honesty in your personal
relationship will be the key to a solid and lasting union.2 stars
(One would think so!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
You can easily complete those detailed projects that have been long overdue.
You must continue to work on your personal goals. 3 stars
(guess I will not hear from Lance tomorrow, either - but did tonight!)

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Get out and socialize with friends. You should look into
physical activities that will provide you with exercise as
well as competition. Follow through on your unusual
creative ideas. 5 stars
(Yeah, John! Quit being so distant and silent!)






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 436 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 28, 2000 (12:13) * 63 lines 
 
May 28, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your ship comes in, carrying the holy grail and that pot of gold from the end of the rainbow. If you seek closure, this is it. If you seek an opening, now is the ideal time for a clean break.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Think long-term thoughts these days. There's a cheaper, more effective way than the one that you're now considering. Let your mind go wild -- your genius will amaze you.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Stay home and have a lovely time in your castle. Get in a good stretch to rejuvenate your body with vibrant life. The universe delivers just about anything you want right to your doorstep.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
As usual, you really want to get on to the next thing. In all your eagerness, you might overlook something important. Pay attention to the half-remembered clues from your dreams.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You're happy to lend a hand at turning a private enterprise into a community effort. When you take on someone else's problem, you're stuck with it. You can live with any good idea.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You may not care about superficial things, but others notice them right away. Take your head out of the clouds before your absence irritates somebody else. If you have nothing to say, at least listen to what's being said.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Time flies in the charmed presence of your beloved. Burning up your energy reserves has never felt so good. With your mind otherwise occupied, let your body do all the work.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
As you happily kill time, remember that you can't reclaim those lost moments. You're reminded about higher values and greater efforts. Do what you should be doing, and have fun with it.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Virgo walks the fine line between knowing enough and too much. Your actions are likely to expose any secret that you're trying to keep. If challenged, you have no choice but to tell the whole truth.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You didn't really expect to accomplish much, did you? Even if you can't do anything about them, all these disruptions make life interesting. Take notes on any new suggestions for decorating or reorganizing.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Nurse and groom your surprises for their eventual dramatic release. Some may guess what you're doing by the subtle way that events around you are taking shape. Trust only those that you know.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You may understand it all, but not many will understand you. Avoid handling your valuables -- you might lose them right now. For now, the past might feel like a more comfortable place than the future.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 437 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 28, 2000 (20:47) * 25 lines 
 
(this was sent to me today) - Marcia's Horoscope

Gemini
(May 22 - June 21)
mercury . . . . . the twins
Gemini Gemstone: Agate
May Birthstone: Emerald
June Birthstone: Pearl or Moonstone
flower: lily of the valley
lucky star: Mercury
lucky day: Tuesday
lucky color: violet
lucky numbers: 9, 88
You are inquisitive, adaptable, and amiable with a quick mind
and a curiosity which inspires. People interest you. You
establish your place in new surroundings with little effort and
make friends easily. Although you have a tendency to take on too
many challenges at once, learning comes naturally to you. You will
excel in whatever area you choose once you decide to channel that
energy. Because of your facility with both written and verbal
communication, you are able to open many doors. GeminiĻs often
become successful administrators, speakers, and writers. They do
well in situations which require analytical ability. Likewise they enjoy
long and successful marriages and win the affection of many
friends.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 438 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, May 28, 2000 (23:46) * 26 lines 
 
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Your talents will rise to the surface if you are relentless
in your practice. Display your fortitude, and you will get
the assistance you require from others. 5 stars
(Terry's Da Man!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Disharmony has never been something you handle well. It's
time to take action. Make the necessary changes to enable
you to forge ahead. You've been letting others take you for
granted. 3 stars
(...until I came along...)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Your confusion will cause you to be deceptive regarding
relationships and your present position. You have to be
realistic about your dreams before you try to put them into play. 2 stars
(*sigh*)

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Your need to learn new things will cause you to question
what you are doing with your life. It's time to entertain
the pros and cons of making a professional or personal move. 4 stars
(Oh Yeah!!!)




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 439 of 1288: spring today (sprin5) * Mon, May 29, 2000 (07:55) * 1 lines 
 
Wow, star ratings now!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 440 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 29, 2000 (10:57) * 1 lines 
 
Yeah, on the ones I am not supposed to post without all the garbage they wrap around them...so I just post the ones I consider being read by the person whose sign it is. Watch out today, Terry...they just might nominate YOU for president - and I might just vote for you considering the alternatives!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 441 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, May 29, 2000 (17:31) * 62 lines 
 
May 29, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your better nature takes over. Say whatever is on your mind. Your artful touch is exactly what's needed. A good deal looks better than ever once you become a part of it.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
A difficult group situation challenges your inner harmony. The concept of intellectual property is something that's difficult to enforce. Weigh the worth of a friendship before you cut the cord.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're in touch with some long-forgotten part of yourself. Take this rediscovery for a test flight in your current reality. You're having too much fun to care what anyone else thinks.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You could be feeling edgier and less tolerant than usual. Someone else's initiative might look like a personal attack. If you expect the worst, you'll attract it. Go out of your way to think positive thoughts.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You're open-minded and resilient. When someone comes looking for talent, you're the best man or woman for the job. Amicable, casual, working relationships flourish at this time.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Teamwork means that everyone minds everyone else's business. Even when people appreciate your creativity, there's going to be constructive criticism. Don't ask if you don't want to hear about it.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You can leap in any direction from a good, solid base of support. This is a secure moment in a business venture or a personal relationship. Let your favorite philosophy carry the day.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Someone throws a wet blanket over your fire. Think about it -- you probably were getting a little bit obnoxious. Surely there's a better way to make your point.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
If it all falls apart this week, at least you know the pieces well enough to collect and reassemble them. Even if you're prepared, why take chances? Lost time is lost time, ready or not.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Someone may have forgotten an agreement that you clearly recall. Even the best excuse provides only a moment's satisfaction. Accept your losses and learn from them.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
As Monday dawns, you're indisputably in control. Wield your awesome powers with a friendly hand. Friends and associates will remember this time and deal favorably with you when the shoe is on the other foot.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You catch sight of an old vision taking on a material form in your everyday life. You may not yet have quite enough to get what you want. Now that there's a goal, motivation will be a lot easier.



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May 30, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Visiting out of town friends or family takes up a lot of your
time today as you contemplate your coming plans for the week-
end travel to their home. You may be receiving good news today
concerning a publishing contract or some other legal matter
that will be to your benefit.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
This is a good day to make applications for credit cards or
some other types of credit, as you are not likely to get a
turndown on your applications as dealing with banks and/or
investment counselors are favored today. A business that
you have in the works could attract some financial backing.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Catching up on all the news will do you a world of good today
as you visit with a friend or relative that you have not seen
in ages. financial negotiations will leave you feeling bright
and cheerful today as things just naturally go your way for a
change. Partnership interests are favored today.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
The progress you make on the job today will be readily felt
in the pocketbook before long. New chances and opportunities
come your way, and it is up to you to seize the moment and
give yourself and your ideas a big boost. You will be work-
ing very hard, but it is a labor of love because you like
what you do.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
If you are a writer you will find this is an excellent day
to submit your manuscripts to the publisher as the possibil-
ity of acceptance is very high today. Others will find almost
all of their endeavors, artistic or otherwise, will be given
the highest consideration and acceptance.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Tackling major household projects could be your main area of
focus today as things have been put off for as long as you,
or the spouse. are willing to put up with. even though you
are as industrious as the busiest beaver don't forget to
take some time out to rest during the heat of the day.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
You should be able to run across some really good investments
today and take advantage of them. Teamwork is your middle
name today and you and a partner get all your differences
straightened out which puts you and the business back on the
fast track to success.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
This is a good day to search for some moneymaking opportunities,
they are out there just waiting for you to discover. A word of
caution here: if it sounds too good to be true, investigate it,
it may be just as good as it sounds! Don't pass up a really
promising opportunity because 'it sounds too good to be true'.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Today you meet that all important personal goal and your hap-
piness knows no bounds; don't rest on your laurels, go right
ahead and set an even higher goal, everyone needs to work
toward something to keep from giving up when the daily living
and striving gets too hard.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Go ahead and pursue your interests in a special hobby as this
hobby may turn out to be your main source of income in the not
to distant future. Learn all you can concerning your hobby and
before you know it you will have made it into a business.
Friends drop over in the evening for a chat.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
The possibility of meeting and making new friends is in the
bag as you mix and mingle with your fundraising coworkers.
You may even be meeting your one and only, providing he/she
is not with you are waiting at home for you. If you are
single, don't miss this big event.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Your career plans get a boost from behind the scenes activity
from someone you barely know. Hard work has always been your
long suit and today your hard work does not go unnoticed, and
this makes you feel really wonderful. Take the evening for a
stay at home relaxing period.





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Gemini (May 22-June 21)
You will meet some fabulous new people if you take part in community events that are happening around town. Your thirst to try new things will lead you into unfamiliar but interesting territory. 4 stars
(umm.... yes, it already has ...)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Don't let your indulgences cause problems for you. Weight
gain will be hard to avoid. Get busy and exercise if you
don't want to put on the pounds. 5 stars
(get on that bicycle!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Your idea of a comfortable home will differ from your
partner's. Work together if you want this union to last.
Don't forget that your emotional well-being is dependent
upon your surroundings. 3 stars
(Yup! and let me hear from you once in a while)

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
You'll be right on the money with regard to business deals
that you've been working on. You can persuade others to see
things your way, but you will have to do the work yourself.3 stars
(John in a nutshell!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
You'll make the wrong decisions if you let your jealousy
stand in the way of your good judgment. Emotional confusion
will be reason enough to let things ride. 2 stars
( *sigh* )



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Work out time! I need to push myself in this area.


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(late nights don't help!! *grin*)


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 Response 446 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Tue, May 30, 2000 (08:47) * 1 lines 
 
(You made these up didn't you???????!!! LOL)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 447 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, May 30, 2000 (12:11) * 1 lines 
 
Someone Made them up, but they sent them to me and I posted them with my comments in partentheses at the end. I know better than to post bogus horoscopes...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
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May 30, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Hidden things are shaken loose in the tug-of-war between your outer and inner worlds. The old definitions may have to be revised if you want to keep using them. Your heart's voice is loud and maybe not so happy.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You're happy to force a change, whether cosmetic or fundamental. Anything that you initiate will leave the gate at top speed. Even serious business can be fun right now.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Permanent change is slower than you'd like it to be. There must be a more effective way to address your impatience. Sooner or later you'll have to live with the consequences of a rash action.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
You're ready to try something new, different and positive. This is more about improvement than novelty. The sooner you get there, the happier you'll be.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Something pulls at you, forcing your hand. Even if you have no control over the accelerator and the brakes, at least you can still steer. Creativity is your salvation, but it can also be your triumph.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You're a fountain of unintentional humor. Turn an awkward situation to your quick advantage. Friends may be curious and amazed, but they'll never desert you.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Virtue is necessary, but not necessarily comfortable. It's okay to act with caution, just as long as you do something. Someone out there expects nothing but the best from you.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
It's almost scary how you inspire the worship of people who should be your equals. Take advantage of an offer without appearing to use the donor. Honorable intentions will last longer than this fleeting burst of power.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
If you can't explain why you need help, you may have to fix the problem on your own. Some people work by intuition, and others read the manual. Find your own rhythm, and prove yourself to those who doubted you.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Someone that you know well exhibits unusual behavior. It's time to get a few answers -- in a gentle, loving way, of course. Even if you're part of the problem, you can still become part of the solution.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You're free to start whatever you want, although you could face many obstacles. The person who interferes with you is probably unaware of what he or she is doing. Be polite. Tone of voice is everything.

agittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You have many reasons to be happy -- make a list just to prove it. All the details of your personal life may not be ready for mass consumption. More people will laugh with you if they can understand what you're talking about.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
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June astrofish.net

Astrological overview: The big news at the beginning of the month is that
Jupiter and Saturn are still running neck and neck in an astrological
foot race, but Jupiter, ever the faster planet, pulls out and he just
barely graces the beginning of Gemini by the end of the month. Mars and
Venus slide apart, but they are together in both Gemini and then Cancer
this month, and Cancer gets a special birthday treatment from Mercury:
Retrograde. So shortly after Cancer begins on the 21st, the little one
starts a backwards crawl on the 23rd. The usual caveats apply.

Aries : A lot of astrology research goes into a decent prognostication.
And this month looks like you finally get off on a right start with some
new cycle which means money, happiness, and a chance to start over. And
if I ever hear the term "reinventing" one more time, I think I shall grab
a deer rifle and head to the post office. It's not an expression which
has a lot of meaning, either. My loose definition of "invent" means to
make something which didn't exist before, so if you're "reinventing" then
it means the same thing, make something again, that didn't exist before.
I hope you catch the circular reference in the term. But this month is no
circular reference, other than there are two opportunities, one at the
beginning of the month, and one at the end of the month, to do a little
inventing. I doubt that you're going to sit down with pencil and paper
and draft a new design for a fishing lure. But like the guy who made the
now famous "no weed" hook, your day to day activities hold just such a
possibility. It's not something that you notice right away -- this is a
subtle influence, but you've got the gem of an idea that could actually
benefit us all. Just remember to patent the idea before you go public.
And whatever you do, don't get stuck trying to "reinvent" the wheel --
that one's been done already.

Taurus : There's one text which constantly referred to Saturn as "an old
devil." Before this month is up, you're going to be inclined to refer to
him in a similar way, as an old devil. But there's a strange connection
in here, and I'm making an attempt to stray away from he conventional
mythology associated with the the term "devil." In country music, a
prevalent influence in my part of the planet, "fallen angels" are
required on every singer's album. There's always one song about just such
a character. This "fallen angel" and Saturn have a lot in common this
month. Before you dismiss the ballad I'm alluding to, though, consider
that out of the past carnage of the last few months, out of the apparent
wreckage, you're going to rise, just like that fallen angel, and you've
got a chance to save some one. Personally, and from the volume of mail
I've received about this, I hope that some one is none other than
yourself. A lick of hard work, a little luck when you least expect it,
and a typical Mercury retrograde warning will go a long way in getting
you through this month. It's going to be nasty little Mercury period for
my fine Taurus friend, but you will survive. Besides, there is that ever
present hint of a lucky break, you just have to keep after the hard work
in order to create a place to have the luck show up. "If you ain't
fishing, then you can't catch a trophy bass."

Gemini : My favorite Gemini really has some difficulty with Mercury going
retrograde. But the upside of this equation is that it's a good month
until the Sun slides out of Gemini, on the 21st. That gives several weeks
of things being good, and if you're willing to take a little advice,
prepare for the worst with this Mercury retrograde. It's not like it's a
long period, but the first two thirds of this month are really quite fun
whereas the last third is time when you feel like you just aren't getting
anywhere at all. Under a similar influence, I once purchased a delightful
piece of "bachelor" art work. It was a badly drawn topless woman
(rendered to perfection in bad taste on black velvet). My male friends
enjoyed this immensely. Female guests, however, found this dubious
artwork in very bad taste. I suppose a Venus de Milo would have been
okay, but I couldn't find that on black velvet. This particular piece of
artwork is just what the final third of this month is like. Some folks
love it, but the people you really want to impress find your efforts
lacking. And with the planets moving into a Cancer position in your
chart, you're going to find that you want to decorate around the trailer
house a little. I wearily suggest, from a position of having "been
there," that your Gemini self should not engage in bartering for artwork
at the end of the month. It seems like your judgment is bound to offend
someone. When Gemini is over, then "zip it."

Cancer : First it's having Mars in the last stop on the block before it
gets to your sign (that would be in Gemini). To a lesser extent, the same
applies to Venus, still in Gemini, too. Then, just about the time
everything is supposed to get good again, it's a miscellaneous Mercury
messing matters up for you. It's like you don't get ahead this month.
There's going to be one or two Cancer individuals rather upset with me
because I didn't adequately warn them that this month isn't going to go
the way they want it to. And, of course, this whole Mercury problem is
going to be a bit problematic. Now, in your proper Cancer fashion, there
are ways to deal with this time frame. Slowly. Painstakingly. Step by
step. Inch by inch. Check all the details. Make sure you read the fine
print. I got a lure once, supposed to work anywhere. Of course, there was
one small catch -- or lack of catch, as the case was -- it disintegrated
in salt water. And to make this worse, after I pitched fit with the sales
rep, he calmly pointed to the fine print, underneath the big label "Work
ANYWHERE" and it said in tiny two point type: not for use in sea water.
So much for Gulf Coast fishing. Read the fine print before you make a
cast with that new high tech gear.

Leo : Timing is everything, and while there are actually a number of
influences which serve as excellent indicators for the tone to the month,
the easiest way to look at is by thirds. The first two thirds of the
month are good. The final third is "less than Leo wonderful." While it
looks like I'm taking an easy way out of writing a decent scope, and just
addressing Mercury, that's not really the case. There are numerous
influences which have to do with this month. Of those, though, I noticed
that they all seem to move in a synchronized pattern, and it looks like
the final portion of the month begins to fray around the edges. If it's
like the cut offs I was wearing to fish in, it's not much of a problem.
However, at least one of my fishing buddies has taken great umbrage at my
exposed body parts. So when this month begins to fray really badly,
you're going to want to consider one of two routes: extensive, time
consuming repair work, or maybe, this time, it's a good idea to consider
just tossing the old cut offs out. There's only so much you can do with a
final third of the month which keeps coming apart at the seams. Don't fix
something that isn't broken, but don't try to repair something which
isn't worth the effort.

Virgo : I was supposed to teach an astrology class overseas. Since this
is the highly technological world, I did one of those terribly cute
little graphic designs on my PowerBook laptop computer, and I had
everything ready for a stunning presentation. I had a number of good
slides, animations, pictures with circles and arrows, little visual clues
to help the with the presentation. All I needed was a way to plug the
computer into the the overhead projector. Having done similar
presentations throughout the American Southwest, I was sure this was
going to be a snap. I even included some "British" spelling and
punctuation because I find it so terribly quaint. A bright Virgo reader
can see where this is going, and a really bright Virgo reader will
inwardly groan, too. Mercury is the Trickster, and he will have his way.
All the work I put into that computer generated presentation was for
nothing. To be honest, it was all a really good exercise, and it did
eventually find its way onto the web site. But it wasn't displayed during
my lecture because the American male parts didn't fit with the British
standard female parts. And so forth. There is no way to prepare for all
the contingencies this month. You can try, but I doubt everything will be
covered. But you can do your very Virgo best, and you can be ready for
some things. Of course, the final option is the lug an overhead projector
with you wherever you go this month, that would really help get the point
across -- but I'm not sure that's really a viable option for you.

Libra : In Texas, June is the time when the weather heats up. And it
doesn't much matter where you on this spinning globe, you're going to
find that "things" heat up rather nicely in Libra, at least, "things"
seem to get the BBQ grill treatment in the early part of the month. This
is because Mars and Venus, along with Mr. Sun himself, are all in Gemini.
And this is a good thing for you. So as long as your personal BBQ grill
is warmed up, even if it's not really summer time "down under," then
you've got some options which are wide open. There's a problem, though,
because Mercury is turning Retrograde, and he's going to pull his stunt
at the latter part of the month, and there's going to feel like there's a
sudden turn in events. Halfway through the month, the phone stops
ringing. It might be because the phone was disconnected. It might be
because the lightening struck a high wire. It could be any number of
natural events. Or it could be because of the planets. Or you forgot to
send in last month's bill with an appropriate amount. Best idea for
things to do when the phone stops ringing? Head to the beach. Head to the
lake. Head to the mountains. Go some place you like to go on vacation. In
fact, the latter part of this month is ideally suited for a vacation of
some sort. If you have problems arranging a vacation, suggest that your
astrologer dictated it for your mental health.

Scorpio : There's nothing quite as good as a little Mars action to really
get a Scorpio's tail in a twist. And there's nothing quite as much fun as
playing a little game with a Scorpio's psyche to see just how tormented
you can get them. The planets will have just such a game going on all
month long. Now, in strictest of terms, this not so "bad" over all, but
it is a little uncomfortable. You've got no big planets making strong
waves to contend with. You've got lots of minor planets causing small
amounts of friction. It's like my old truck's motor -- it needs oil. Some
folks have suggested that the weekly allotment of a quart of oil is far
too much, but it just makes the truck a lot happier. Besides, if it
really is a Scorpio truck, then it is set in its ways, and it's a lot
easier to add lubricant rather than trying to actually pull the motor
apart and fix the leaking seals. You're like that, like the truck, this
month. Solid, dependable, and somewhat lacking in lubrication. Do your
very best to smooth over rough spots. Try something different. And rather
than trying to take the whole motor apart (getting that transmission out
is a big chore, in and of itself), consider just adding a quart of oil to
your Scorpio motor. You might want to check the level of the water in the
radiator, too, because you need to make sure you don't loose your cool,
especially in the early part of the month. And in the last little bit of
the month, even though Mars is no longer in an adverse position, you're
going to want to make sure that the Mercury stuff doesn't get to you ass
well.

Sagittarius : This month starts out so well, it has such promise, it
shows all sorts of signs of being a great time, and then, everything
slows down. Gemini is a remarkably good time for the ever ebullient
Sagittarius. The early summer mornings in Texas have this ethereal
quality to them, the air is warm, but not too sticky. There is a cool
breeze on the lake, first thing, and even if you're not in the Northern
Hemisphere, you can appreciate the fact that the first part of this month
is like one of the tranquil moments in the early dawn of the day. Just
you (and me), a cup of coffee, the rose colored light seeping into the
sky, you inhale the fresh aroma of the ground beans, and figure out that
this is a good day -- or month. Like I've suggested, it shows much
promise. The problem is that the planets seem to conspire to make this a
little less than wonderful. From the idyllic beginnings, you sip on the
coffee one more time, and Mercury is in Cancer, and then slows down, goes
retrograde, and you find yourself, by the end of the month, spitting up
those coffee grounds which have leaked through the filter into your
otherwise wonderful beginnings. By the end of the month, the coffee
filter over flows, and there are some remaining detritus floating in that
morning cup of coffee which started out with such promise. Do like any
decent Sagittarius cowboy would at a time like this, at the end of the
month, be prepared to strain your coffee with your teeth. It's not that
much of interruptions, and you can make the most of it -- not letting it
disturb the scene -- if you're willing to.

Capricorn : This is another month when I will look absolutely stellar in
what I do. My typical "Mercury is Retrograde" tales of woe, warnings of
plans that go horribly awry, the misunderstandings and misfires, all of
that which accompanies this single planet's movements will be cataloged
and sent by my faithful Capricorn friends. But it's not really just
Mercury that's causing the mayhem. There's a lot more up with the
planets, and there's a deeper significance than the usual Mercury
shenanigans. Mercury can't be responsible for everything. In this case,
he's certainly not. Just about the time he starts slowing down and
creating havoc, there's a strange little strength that you get from
another corner of the sky. I'm not naming planets for fear that would
give away my secrets, but a certain car [brand name] like planet is
lending you a degree of ease and grace. And unease. This month, think
about the rodeo metaphor which I use too much. This month, think about
what it means to get on top of that 2 ton animal with a small brain and
bad attitude. This month, consider the actions before you take them.
Mercury is seldom a heavy hitter, but he's got a few planets stacked up
behind him, and these planets are going to act "as if" Mercury was right.
There will be a sudden change in direction this month. You've been
causally drifting down stream, and then, in the blink of an eye, your
fishing partner wants you to roar the boat to some distant point, way
back where you've been before. Call it Mercury, and at time like this, a
Mercury outboard motor is a lot better than oars.

Aquarius : This month, select a fantasy. Pick one of your favorites. Get
one that you really, really like, and indulge yourself a little. Sit
there and have a long day dream about it. Get that picture firmly worked
out in your Aquarius brain. Maybe, try like we do in Texas, visualize a
five pound bass. Because the fishing allusion misses the mark with so
many people, try then to visualize something that you really, really
want. Maybe something you want for breakfast -- like a five pound bass.
The way this month works out, while you're sitting there, working out the
details of the catching that fantasy, the real world goes slipping by,
and then, it slips backwards. If you stay out of touch long enough,
you'll find that a lot of water does, indeed, go under the bridge. And
this water does wash away some dreams. It also washes away some problems.
That's the secret this month. Like a famous painting hanging in some
French museum someplace, you've got that secret smile all month long. In
fact, some of your furtive grin is due to the day dream. But whatever the
source, you're going to find that the somewhat buoyant but reserved
attitude is the best way to approach this. Maybe dream up a new job where
you can fish -- and catch -- that five pound bass.

Pisces : The beginning of the summer months in the northern hemisphere is
not a time when most folks think about work. But if you past the usual,
relatively minor influences this month, you're going to find that the
bigger issue has a lot to do with employment. AS bothersome as the term
"gainful employment" might sound to a polite, kind, gentle, caring, and
sensitive Pisces soul, it's time to address this question. Got a job?
Looking for a better one? Looking for ways to improve the odds for
advancement? The stars are on your side at this time. Of course, there
are the usual Mercury warnings, and the planets don't always comply in
the best of order, but you do have a degree of hope for getting yourself
ahead right now. Pulling yourself up by your own Pisces self works well.
There's a good chance to start something, like pretty soon, and then,
once the planets fall out of perfect alignment for you, there's a good
chance to reap some benefits. The only warning is that it doesn't quite
work the way you think it's going to. As you plan to become the dominant
one in the work place this month, make sure you keep yourself fluid
enough to make some radical changes to the general order of things.

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May 31, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Romantic interludes are likely if you attend an educational
event. Your secretive attitude will intrigue potential
partners. Build on friendships before you decide to get
involved intimately. 3 stars
(Promises, promises!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Your need to be active will lead you to the gym. Physical
activities will bring you in contact with romantic
possibilities. Partners who enjoy the same things you do
will be your best bet. 3 stars
( it's about time!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Dig deep if you want to find out the truth about your
partner. Communicate with those who can help you sort out
your dilemmas. Ignore the individual who is trying to tempt
you into an affair. 3 stars
(Yeah, you stand a good chance of losing her due to neglect!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Deal with any unfavorable situations before they get out of
hand. Compromise if you wish to keep your present
relationship. Your mate may be uncertain about his or her
feelings toward you. 4 stars
(Again?! *sigh*)

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Ask those who have the know-how and fortitude to help you
achieve something important. Be prepared to make quick
decisions if you want to complete all your plans. 3 stars
(GO for it, John!)




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 Response 451 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 31, 2000 (00:28) * 118 lines 
 
May 31, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is a good day to use your initiative to get ahead on the
job, don't be afraid to push hard today for the issues you
believe in, as the boss is more receptive to you then normal.
A short business trip for the firm could put the promotion in
the bag for you, provided you donít get cocky. Friends and
family have their own ideas on how to do certain things but
you do it the right way, yours.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
A new love interest sweeps you off your feet and you fall head
over heels in love Be careful though, the stars say this is
not the one for you. Be happy with your station in life, you
will only move forward when you learn to appreciate where you
are now. Financial plans that you have been making will show
signs of progress or completion today.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
If you can succeed in love and or business today just turn on
the old charm and watch things fall into place for you. Though
this can be good, you must use caution that you donít mix
business with pleasure. An office romance is not the most
desirable thing for you at this point. Unexpected guests are
not unwelcome guests and you are very happy to see them. You
manage to make time for everyone.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Concentrate on theConcentrateCon positive today as you get
ready for the weekend of fun that you have planed. Today is
what they meant by the phrase "thank God itís Friday!".
Contacting friends and family in planning the big weekend
will occupy most of your time today. Work may seem like a
downer, but hang in there, afternoon is close at hand.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Planning a birthday surprise is just another excuse you use
to have some good clean fun! The birthday is a loved one
with troubles on their mind. Take some time to help them
out, you will be glad you did because their problem effects
you too. Relatives arriving for the event may be a little
troublesome but you handle them well, soon everyone is on
good terms again.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Creativity is your middle name today and your imagination is
also on overdrive. Be aware there is a person who does not
wish you well, even though not an outright enemy now, this
person could become one in the near future. Their primary
motivation is greed and you may end up getting in lots of
trouble if you donít concentrate and think out the up coming
situation.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
You feel that a member of the family, perhaps your spouse is
too busy or too wound up with his or her own life to give
you the attention you believe that you deserve. Lately this
feeling of being left out has been all too common. You have
to realize that you can not always be the center of attention,
and you must give them space to be themselves. You also need
to make them aware of your feelings in this matter or things
will only get worse.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
It is a great day for progress now as you will have more get
up and go than you have had previously, so use that charm
and wit to open the right doors to success. At home the
family cannot seem to do enough for you and you don't get it
until someone slips up and tells you why. A very good friend
is wanting to be a little more then friends, this actually
is overdue and you should go for it!

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
This is not a good day for exaggerating or procrastinating.
You will be caught up in the one and come out the loser
because of the other. Stay on the straight and narrow with
friends and loved ones today so as to nip these tendencies
in the bud. It is, however, a great day as far as "luck"
is concerned! Might want to get you a few lotto tickets.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Interests of the heart and socializing takes precedence today
as you move through your busy world. You may have made some
plans for the weekend which you will find has been drastically
changed. These are good changes and you will enjoy every minute.
The changes will be along romantic lines so look for that aspect.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
This is a good day not to stir up a hornets nest by reopening
a quarrel that everyone else takes for granted is over and
done with. Let those sleeping dogs alone before one of them
reaches up and bites you on the ankle. It is a good day for
you to start that new hobby that you have been seriously
considering. Also an excellent day for starting art projects
if you are so inclined.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Meet with a co-worker today and you will find some good news
in store for you, perhaps a project that you have been want-
ing. Weekend plans go forward without a hitch and you start
it off early today to get a jump on the crowded highways. Be
sure you get a tuneup before you leave. A good day for boat-
ing if your not nailed to a desk, try and wet a hook or two!




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 452 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Wed, May 31, 2000 (08:40) * 1 lines 
 
Lotto tickets?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 453 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, May 31, 2000 (12:26) * 1 lines 
 
Horoscopes promote "crap shoots?!" Good luck!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 454 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun  1, 2000 (14:46) * 93 lines 
 
June 1, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today find your esp increasing and find that you know what
people are about to say before they say it. This knowledge
is a gift from God and should not be misused for purely
selfish reasons. You have the advantage, use it to better
relations.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Business concerns will demand most of your time today. Meeting
with like minded individuals will also give your spirits a
lift so why not find yourself a seminar to attend in your spare
time. A loved one is valauble to your business and your heart.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Today you stand a good chance of meeting a person that is
interested in investing in your business and the sky is the
limit. An old friend from out of town comes by on vacation
and you enjoy every minute spent with him/her.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Friends are quick to take advantage of your good nature and could
have you dancing attendance to there wishes all day if you allow
it. Do the favor...say goodby and split! A family member who is
ill has more need of you.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Martial problems come to a head today with a big quarrel. Today
when the dust clears you will have several paths you can follow
...be careful that you consult your heart and emotions before
making a decision; this is for life.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
You may start this day being upset with a teenager and you feel
as if your hands are tied. They are not, you are highly respect-
ed by this person and he/she will listen when you talk, so
employ patience and tact to get your points across.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
The king or queen of logical thinking and organizing should
never be guilty of last minute planning. You will have a day
filled with surprising developments at work which will be
very much to your benefit. Look out for strangers today as
there is a chance of meeting an angel.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your vacation comes just in the nick of time as you are badly
in need of some rest and relaxation. Put any ongoing martial
quarrels on the shelf until you return and use today to get
started in a good frame of mind. Be sure to check your tires
if traveling.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
An intended move should be arrainged to fall on a weekend when
you will be able to find many willing hands to help you out.
Enlist some of that aid today to help you get the packing and
the sorting out done. Don't forget to treat your help to a
free lunch!

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Don't make any hard and fast promises that you may not be able
to keep today, just Try saying right out what you will or won't
do as this clears the air for you to move forward with your own
ambitions. Children may be a concern for you today but you are
a rock.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Employees are a source of irritation for you today if you do
not stop the rumors that have suddenly began to surface. You
could be in for a situation of sorts if you let them go
unchecked; if this happens nobody will be able to get along
with the other person.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Your computer could come crashing down today so be sure all
your important information and records are saved to an external
and also your financial records should be on paper (in a book)
as well. Print it out if that is all you can do right now.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 455 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  2, 2000 (00:33) * 99 lines 
 
June 2, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
If you are walking around with a really puzzling worry on your
mind, then you should try talking the problem out with a good
friend, chances are good that this person will be able to help
you resolve it in your mind. Your fear of disappointment may
prevent you from trusting someone who made you a promise,
believe and ye shall receive.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Your career mindedness may have you out signing up for courses
that will better aid you in getting ahead. Go for it, you can
never have too much education. An opportunity could flow your
way today, just be sure you are standing in front of the flood
in order to catch it.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
An argument with a good friend may have you upset today as this
friend has always bounced back after a short argument, but you
may have to look him or her up and let this person know that
you truly regret what happened and you are sorry for your part
in it.

CANCER
( June 22-July 22)
Do not take responsibilities lightly today as this could lead
to a breakup of your relationship with someone you care a lot
about. Show this person that you are capable of shouldering
your part of the load with no complaints. Children may be
extra tired tonight, and that makes them extra difficult.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Being a teacher today is not going to be easy. Students may
seem a little extra dense or unable to do the work you assign
which costs you more time and attention that you really didn't
have time to give. Even if you do not teach school, you will
find yourself teaching someone at every turn.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Be prepared for unexpected expenses today before the morning
even gets under way. Work will offer more challenges than
usual, but you manage to get things working right before quit-
ting time rolls around. This will be a good evening to go out
and have a little fun.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
An iffy day for you in the investment market and not recom-
mended to buy anything for the long haul. On other fronts
this could be a very fortunate day for you as a loved one
prevents you from making a terrible mistake; that's good
luck in anybodies book.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
As executive material, your potential shows through in all
facets of your job. Don't change a thing, if you do you may
spoil it for yourself. Family interests are high on your
list of priorities today and you find yourself and family
gathered around the table in a planning session.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Good news is on the fly and it is headed your way, you may
hear from a settlement or a lawsuit that you may have been
involved in for a long time the prognosis is in your favor.
This is a good day to try a few lottery tickets, don't go
overboard on spending as it may not be worth it.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Your income should take a sharp, upward turn today as the
news comes in about your raise. Don't take a loved one too
seriously today as this person is feeling kind of low and
is apt to say most anything, it will be up to you to be-
come the one man cheering up squad.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A crossed signal in communications may cause you some problems
today before you can get yourself back on schedule. A missed
appointment that is very important to you can be reset if you
approach the person in an apologetic manner.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You have a great altruistic spirit and you will concern your-
self with charity causes today, things that are close to your
heart. Be sure to save enough of yourself to share with your
family as you tend to be the person that everything revolves
around.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 456 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  2, 2000 (00:40) * 60 lines 
 
June 2, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Friday June 2, 2000
Gemini, you're beginning a new 4-week cycle today. You're
"in the zone." The Force is with you and waiting for your
command. What do you want? What is your intent and purpose
for the month ahead? Right NOW, tell your Self, "I want
______." Be specific. In your mind's eye, see it happening.
In your tummy, feel that it's a done deal. Smile! Your wish
is the Force's command.
( Yahoo men are draining my energy but I never felt so wanted in my life!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Friday June 2, 2000
Everyone goes through a four-week energy cycle. Knowing
where you are in your cycle empowers you to use your energy
more creatively. Today is the last day in the four-week
energy cycle you began back on May 7. Your tank is almost
empty. You're running on fumes. Be nice to yourself today.
Don't push yourself. Avoid people and situations that drain
your energy. If possible, leave work early today. Spend the
rest of the day doing what nurtures and relaxes you. Fear
not! You start a new energy cycle tomorrow. Once again, the
Force will be with you.
(Poor Dear...! *Hugs*

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Friday June 2, 2000
Everyone goes through a four-week energy cycle. Knowing
where you are in your current cycle empowers you to use
your energy more creatively. Today you're entering the
third week of the energy cycle you began back on Thursday,
May 18. You're now at the halfway point. It's time to see
the consequences of what you've been up to for the past two
weeks. Check your calendar to see where you were, who you
were with, and what you were doing back around May 18.
During the next few days, it would be good to follow up on,
or put to rest, what you were doing back then.
( Half way to Nirvana? )

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Friday June 2, 2000
Libra is an Air Sign, like Gemini and Aquarius. Air Signs
like to circulate. Today, with the New Moon in Gemini,
you're in your element. Relate! Libra is the peacemaker. Do
your best today to lighten up every situation in which you
find yourself. You'll be performing a real public service.
(if he writes more letters like the ones I got today I might just as well...)

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Friday June 2, 2000
If yesterday was not a "user friendly" day for Scorpios,
the same is true today, and in spades. There's a New Moon
in Gemini today. The public mood again today is very
light-hearted and frivolous. If you can't beat 'em,
Scorpio, why not just join 'em? Scorpios are known for
their black humor. Got a friend you can trust? Get in touch
and share your best Scorpio jokes.
(Ok John, give me your best shot!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 457 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  2, 2000 (12:30) * 63 lines 
 
June 2, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Any further embrace of blind routine is pointless until next week. There's a song in your heart, and a poem in everything that you see. Find a friend, take a hike and rediscover the bigger world.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You like novelty for its own sake. Unfortunately, some of the luxuries to which you're accustomed may fall outside of the current budget. Keep your gaze from wandering. Stick to the point.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You're a natural performer in the presence of other water and earth signs. Even if you can't document the moment, you're likely to have another one just as good, if not better. Art is food for the soul right now.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Be careful not to sacrifice accuracy in the name of speed. It's good to be ahead if you're truly satisfied with your work. You're reminded of your values and the place that they hold in your life.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
End the week with some kind of celebration. The richness of your environment dispels all the usual fears and doubts. Do only that which pleases you.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You're allowed to make just one mistake. No matter how subtle or spectacular your failure, it draws attention to what you're doing. Rely more on your own wits and less on fate.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
It's obvious that you mean what you say. You're brilliant without taking yourself too seriously. Strangers at a party assume that you're the host or guest of honor.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You may carry someone else's load for longer than you'd like. Maybe the favor isn't really necessary. Maybe you're just tired of helping. There's a graceful way to decline any further involvement. Think before speaking.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Instead of going to a foreign land, transform your own environment. Redecorate, eat a different kind of food and change the music. A minor evolutionary step happens once you've created the space for it.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Believe it or not, someone considers you a role model. Act as if people are watching you, and do only praiseworthy things. You'll soon forget the effort that it took to adopt your positive attitude.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Keep your fun to yourself. Choose your partners carefully and discreetly. There are certain sourpusses who might resent the sweetness showered on you.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Help is in short supply. Extra credit requires impossible effort. You crave the wide angle view, but you keep seeing only small snapshots. When you get through today, you'll be home free.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 458 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  2, 2000 (23:00) * 102 lines 
 
June 3, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today ushers in a feeling of happiness brought on by the
knowledge that you will be taking a long trip this weekend,
and you will start this very afternoon, to an old familiar
place where you will reestablish friendships you had long
ago and also relive some of the happiest moments of your
life.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
A relationship that you thought had stablized and you now
take for granted will become a problem for you today, as
the person you took for granted now wants out and into
something more than a kiss and a promise. He/she is look-
ing for a firm commitment in order to start a home and a
family.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
This is a good day to start off your new health kick. Try
joining a spa or a jogging club to take off the extra pounds.
There is a possibility of a raise today as the boss notices
your handling of a particular affair and notes your ability
to relate.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Another week has wound down to a close and you find yourself
avidly looking forward to a weekend of freedom and fun. Go
ahead and enjoy yourself, what the heck, the fish may even
be biting. Take a buddy or a child along to enjoy yourself
even more.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Taking care of family affairs today should be your highest
priority as there are some undercurrents that must be
addressed if peace is to return to your home. Getting to
the root cause of the unrest will be the hardest part, but
you are equal to the task.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Signing up for a course or a seminar would be a fine idea
today as it will help you further your career goals. Take
the children on a long trip this weekend to see the grand-
parents, they don't get to see them near enough.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Pulling up stakes and moving to a different town may be
just the thing for you, but be sure that you have gainful
employment waiting: trying to find a job in a strange
town can be hard to do. Friends will confide their secrets
to you today.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Weekend plans may be in for a few changes now that all the
votes are in and you have been overruled. Don't take it so
hard, you would not have enjoyed the first choice anyway.
Children are especially good today and this makes you more
inclined to go along with the families wishes, quietly.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
A sad event may enter your life today, and you find your-
self in the position of being the supporting influence to
anothers sorrow along with a broad shoulder to cry on.
Your great humanitarian inner consciousness would not let
you be any other way.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
"Debts and taxes and so it goes.....", reminds you that
this is June and another quarterly tax payment is coming
up for all you self employed ones out there; don't forget
the magic day! Today would be good to make your plans for
the weekend, perhaps ready up the boat for a jaunt on the
water.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Your attention will be centered around domestic matters
and marital discord. Try to get things talked out and
settled today as leaving everything hanging can only
lead to the divorce court and you have spent too much
time in the relationship to just let it go, not to
mention the love you two share.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Both your career and your children will demand extra
time and energy today as you give a lot of thought
to changing jobs in order to give your career a
boost, and the children have been with out your
Personal attention too long which makes them jealous
and unruly. You can get on top of this.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 459 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun  3, 2000 (00:50) * 9 lines 
 
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Saturday June 3, 2000
Yesterday, the New Moon in your Sign stirred up a lot of
excitement and activity. Today is a good day to channel all
that energy into something new. Make contact with two
people who are in a position to help you take a big step
forward in your life. Expect to get the results you want by
June 16. Seize the day, Gemini!
(As if I did not get into enough trouble this week as it is...*grin*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 460 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Sat, Jun  3, 2000 (05:00) * 1 lines 
 
*grin*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 461 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun  3, 2000 (14:13) * 64 lines 
 
(Knew you'd enjoy that!)

June 3, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're the dignified Goat surrounded by a gaggle of silly geese. Resist the temptation to lash out with horns and hooves. Have whatever harmless fun is possible until you can bail out with safety and aplomb.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You feel like the most popular person on the planet. While it's flattering to be so in demand, you really don't have enough time to give everyone. At least you have the luxury of choosing among the best offers.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Your voice falls on deaf ears, or maybe even no ears at all. Think about correction rather than blame. If there's nothing at all that you can do, imagine how you'd recount this experience as a story or joke.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
This weekend, most advantages happen by accident. You show your originality in how well you recover from a mistake. Judge others as kindly as you would have them judge you.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Passing lust or inspiration feels a lot like true love. Be careful what you promise, even though you mean it now. Life is risky enough without your volunteering for more.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You're the first to tell the truth and the last to admit defeat. Show off the shortcuts that come to you so naturally. Even when having fun, you manage to do so with stunning efficiency.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
If you're having a problem with duality, you may not gain any insight today. You see choices and implications everywhere you turn. Your best course may be to do things that don't matter at all.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You're ready for action, drama and gratification. When playing with others, it's your job to ensure that everyone feels like a winner. Pay as you go to avoid surprises after the glow has faded.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're easily distracted. Try to keep your mood light, even when you want to scream. There are many creative ways to politely make yourself unavailable.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Your job is to clarify the obvious even further. You have the gift of gab. Teachers with time on their hands create awesome lesson plans out of thin air.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Before you dismantle the safeguards, remember why they're in place. Just because you don't like someone, he or she isn't necessarily your enemy. Swimming against the current will only tire you out.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Someone is still waiting for the proof that you promised. Anybody can seem excellent on the surface, but it's what lies beneath that really counts. Stand up and make yourself proud.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 462 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun  3, 2000 (17:09) * 38 lines 
 
June 3, 2000

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Saturday June 3, 2000
The wave of energy that was peaking in your life yesterday
is still at high tide today. It's still not too late for
you to seize the day. Take advantage of that opportunity
that's still staring you in the face. Make that call! Take
that step! What are you afraid of? Believe in yourself,
Sagittarius, and GO FOR IT. You have everything to gain.
(Carpe Diem, Terry!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Saturday June 3, 2000
Everyone goes through a four-week creative energy cycle.
Knowing where you are in your current cycle empowers you to
use your energy more creatively. Today you're entering the
fourth and final week of the energy cycle you began back on
May 13. You're running low on energy now, so don't push
yourself. If you have been using your time and energy well,
it's time now to relax and enjoy the fruits of your labor.
If you haven't fared well during these past three weeks,
it's time to say, "oops" or, "aw shucks" and forgive
yourself. Promise yourself you'll do much better during
your next energy cycle, which starts a week from now on
Saturday, June 10.
(no wonder he forgot my birthday.......)

Saturday June 3, 2000
Everyone goes through a four-week energy cycle. Cancer,
you're beginning a new energy cycle today. You're "in the
zone." The Force is with you and waiting for your command.
What do you want? What is your intent and purpose for the
month ahead? Right NOW, tell your Self, "I want . . . ." Be
specific. In your mind's eye, see it happening. In your
tummy, feel that it's a done deal. Smile! Your wish is the
Force's command.
(Go for it, Dear *hugs*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 463 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (00:59) * 52 lines 
 
June 4, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Sunday June 4, 2000
You'll drive your mate crazy with your emotional
ups-and-downs. Make a concerted effort to tell the truth
when it comes to emotional matters and motives. Try to
control your anxiety. 3 stars
(Riiiiiiiiight......!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Sunday June 4, 2000
Cancer, you've just begun a new four-week energy cycle.
Today is a good time to reflect on the meaning of your Sun
Sign. Your Sun Sign shows what you feel most strongly about
in life. Cancer means: nurturing, care-giving, bonding;
feeling wanted; being needed. You know the importance of
roots. Your greatest fear is being abandoned and alone. As
you go through your current energy cycle, let your
intention be to take care of your Self first, and let
everyone else have the overflow. "Charity begins at home."
( You ARE needed, wanted - always!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Sunday June 4, 2000
Sunday is a good day to think about the broader meaning of
your Sun Sign. Your Sun Sign reveals the higher purpose of
your life. Sagittarius means: being a seeker; being on a
Vision Quest; searching for more, bigger, and better
horizons. You want your life to be an adventure. You're
happiest when you have a sense of direction. Your greatest
fear is that life has no higher meaning or purpose. Each
time you get off track this coming week, ask your Higher
Power for direction.
(Wow!!! and mine just said to be honest with my mate?!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Sunday June 4, 2000
Sunday is a good day to reflect on the personal meaning of
your Sun Sign. Your Sun Sign shows what you want from a
relationship. Libra means equality; fair treatment;
sharing; peace and harmony. You have excellent social
skills. You are the perfect peacemaker. Your greatest fear
is having no one with whom to share your life. In all your
relationships during the coming week, let your intention be
to get along great with everyone, starting with your Self.
(Your mate will grant you those...and share as much of your life as she is allowed)







 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 464 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (02:50) * 1 lines 
 
(HUG, thanks)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 465 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (07:51) * 1 lines 
 
That's five stars for sure, awesome.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 466 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (14:53) * 62 lines 
 
June 4, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
A sudden change in the cosmic weather upsets everyone's plans. An innocent social situation becomes unstable. Despite your desire to stay out of it all, you could find yourself in a leadership position.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You're treated to a walk in the clouds. The landscape of ecstasy is familiar, as though you retain the memory of it somewhere in the back of your mind. Your lover is probably here with you.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
You might have to ask permission for what you hope to do. Try using logic before you throw it all into an emotional appeal. As a final resort, you can skip the despair and head straight back to the drawing board.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
It takes longer to do something than it does to delegate it. Return phone calls and email right away. If you're ready to put your plans on hold, there's plenty of time for helping others.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Get an idea of the game that's being played before you jump into it. Someone's style, whether genuine or counterfeit, says much about the person who has adopted it. Soon you may need to choose a side.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Your brain is your sexiest feature, especially when someone gets you talking. You're allowed to generate without following through. There's too much bounty for you to commit at this early stage.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
The world is bewildered when you shout your fantasy from the rooftops. Having others laugh is almost worse than getting them angry. Cancer might need to come out of his or her shell, but you could do it with more practicality and less drama.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
In the words of the Firesign Theatre, 'I think we're all bozos on this bus.' Everyone's a clown these days. You're on a personal mission to teach society how to laugh at itself. Celebrate instead of simply mocking.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
While your gift might feel like a curse, others really appreciate what you do for them. One of these days, you'll have time for yourself, but right now the universe has other plans. Smile and look as if you care.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Diversity brings you a wide range of happy choices. You make new friends through a shared experience. A deep current rises to the surface, pointing the way for all who can see it.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
The view from the edge bores you when you can't go any further outward. Turn and face the light for now. Work with what you have. In a few days, the impossible will seem attractive again -- and maybe even possible.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Rather than trying to recapture a little piece of the past, move ahead. The audience has scattered and gone home. Any changes that you make now should be for you and you alone.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 467 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (14:56) * 1 lines 
 
Oh man! Did that last one hit me right where I live. Anyone who knows me "well" can vouch for that...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 468 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (21:55) * 102 lines 
 
June 5, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Turning all that anger into attitude and then channeling
it into your business pursuits could make you an all around
winner today. With that kind of positive 'go get it approach'
obstacles fall like nine pins. Start a new file on the most
important things you need to do this month so you don't fall
behind.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Diplomacy and tact should be used today in all you say and
do if you wish to get ahead or get the jump on an opponent.
Close friends will keep your spirits soaring with their
compliments. A new love walks into your life tonight and
sweeps you right off your feet.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Who you know could count heavily in your favor today as you
go networking to improve yours' or a friends' position with
your/their company. Success must be seen as well as known
so it is best if you spruce up the wardrobe and project a
successful image to the world.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Behind the scenes action makes itself known to you today as
you are asked to do some company traveling, in this case you
really do not have a choice so, if you want to keep your job
just keep on smiling and gas up the car. Take along a loved
one and make a mini vacation out of it in between appoint-
ments.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Doing only the things that you know best how to do is the
safest route to follow in business today as you may get
tangled up with a know it all who knows more about a cer-
tain thing than you do, and you might never live it down.
A relative helps you out of a tight spot tonight.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Your artistic side is alive, well and showing today as you
do some major design work on a website that 'rocks'. This
site is your ticket to success and it looks like you made
the train on time. Today you can see an increase in your
wages, but only if you ask.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Looking at a person with a new insight will show you just
how much this person really means to you, perhaps more
than you had at first realized. Financial negotiations
are favored today and you will see lenders coming around
to meet your demands.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Don't be afraid to ask for a small loan today as you have
every chance of getting it providing your credit is good.
A major purchase is in the bag for some of you and now
all you need to do is get the family packed and moved...a
big job!!

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Be generous today with your love and your time as someone
who can not fend for themselves needs a champion and you
are the right person for the job. An important decision
must be made today concerning the holiday season...all
the plans are just waiting for your okay.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This is the time that you need to bend the rules a little
to give someone some space for breathing. Try not to inter-
fere in anothers decision making process as that person
must live with it, not you. A love interest may have your
head in the clouds today.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Gambling is not a wise thing to do as you could lose a lot
of money. Any risky financial venture should be avoided
until your sign is better aspected for this. Being snobbish
is really not like you inside, but without special effort
on your part someone will think you are.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Take all promises at face value today as you can not depend
on follow through from th4e one doing the promising. The
boss may have taken a liking to you because of your good
work and this will do a lot for your career and advancement
over time.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 469 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun  4, 2000 (23:53) * 52 lines 
 
June 5, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Monday June 5, 2000
Geminis need to be around interesting people and work in a
stimulating environment.
During the morning hours, you'll be bored by people singing
the Monday Moody Blues. The public mood will shift around 1
PM EDT (10 AM PDT). During this afternoon, evening and
tomorrow, it will be much easier for you to connect with
the people around you.
(Oh Yeah! Goin trolling on Yahoo tomorrow again. Got a civil engineer today for Geo.....*grin*)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Monday June 5, 2000
Sagittarians need to be around bright, upbeat people. They
do their best when working in an intellectually stimulating
environment. Today, people are singing the Monday Morning
Moody Blues. Look for things to brighten up around 1 pm EDT
(10 am PDT). During this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow,
it will be much easier for you to be your natural, outgoing
self. People will be in a more fun-loving, playful mood.
(Terry, sounds like we should hang around tomorrow - too bad it is such a long swim!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Monday June 5, 2000
Cancer, you began a new four-week energy cycle last
Saturday. The Force is ready and waiting to fulfill your
Heart's Desire. NOW is the moment of power. Once again,
tell your Self, "I want . . . ." Ask your Self, "How good
am I willing to have it be?" And remember, "It is our
attitude at the beginning that more than anything else
produces a successful outcome." (Earl Nightingale)
(This comes with special love and hope that it is true)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Monday June 5, 2000
Libra, you're in the final week of your monthly energy
cycle. It's a good time to ask your Self: "Do I have a game
plan for my life? Do I keep on making the same old
mistakes?" Albert Einstein said, "Insanity is doing the
same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
If you've been spinning your wheels for the past three
weeks and getting nowhere fast, maybe your life needs a
purpose. "What is the use of living if it be not to make
this world a better place for those who live in it after we
are gone?" (Winston Churchill)
(Libra, please get in touch with me!)






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 470 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun  5, 2000 (14:30) * 61 lines 
 
June 5, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Fact and feeling diverge. You don't want to miss anything, although it's impossible to do everything. If you have a choice, black and white visuals are probably more effective than those in color.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
If you've tried and failed, at least you're in good company. Take it easy for the next few days, until the stars once again shine favorably on your endeavors. Catch up on light maintenance and minor record-keeping.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Strange and wonderful plants bloom within the usual gardens. What remains to be discovered is far more seductive than what you already know. Epicures and wine buyers are off to a memorable start.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
It's tough to escape the monkey on your back or the demons in your pocket. Work with what you have, even if it's less than perfect. These next few days will be a true test of your character.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You enter the new week with true colors flying in the breeze. Your voice is unlocked, and you're set singing. The social butterfly emerges from his or her cocoon and starts making the rounds.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You're levelheaded, focused and unmoved by the extremes of others. If you don't get it the first time, you know that there will be another chance. Pessimistic people are probably just unaware of all the facts.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
It's time to start over and do it all your way. Your comfort level is high. Your personal warmth thaws all the old chills, and you're eager to get your house in order.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Male and female energy circles in a slow, uneasy dance. You sense a possible explosion, but you don't know whether it will be good or bad. Beware of personalizing an issue that's probably neutral.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You can hold several conversations at once without losing any of the threads. Associates and clients believe your every word. You're happy to be here and ready to maximize on what's clearly a rare opportunity.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You may be too nice for your own good. The week is off to a harsh, competitive start. A subtle display of your battle scars should be enough to let the others know that you mean business.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
It's easy to forgive and a blessing to be forgiven. This festival of love is underscored by a liberal helping of good vibrations for everyone involved. Your house is big enough for many guests.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Ask the question when you think that you're ready for the answer. Someone tries to unite an unlikely group through unconventional means. Even if you know the game, you might still enjoy playing it.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 471 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun  5, 2000 (20:30) * 101 lines 
 
June 6, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Self promotion is definitely the way to go today, but try not
to do it aggressively as you will turn people off instead of
helping your cause. Be sure to let your natural charm come
through when dealing with the opposite sex, you will have
them buzzing around you like flies.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Your charm and charisma makes you a joy to be around today
as your sparkling personality bubbles over. This is a good
day to purchase a few of those luxury items you have been
promising yourself, go ahead, you earned a little reward.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Love is ushered in for you today in a big way. Go ahead and
tell that special someone how you feel, and what you want
to happen in your life. Chances are this person will be on
the same wave length with you and wants the same things out
of life.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your career plans are still uppermost in your thoughts and
you should be able to make some great strides toward your
goals today. Be sure that you are on time when you meet with
prospective employers or business backers, it just wouldn't
do to be late.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
If you are a creative person with some good works under your
belt, then it is high time you went out and engaged an agent
to get you the best deals possible. A coworker may be feel-
ing out of sorts today or have personal problems, avoid
quarreling with this person where possible.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Your good luck continues today as you are able to locate and
secure that much needed financing for your business. Your
family will descend on your apartment this evening, but
since you have not seen them in so long, you are soon in
the swing of the visit and loving every minute of it.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Unexpected changes in your life start showing up today, but
since the onset will be gradual you will have a chance to
get yourself acclimated to the changes without a big shake-
up in affairs. Expect a more lucrative job offer that may
entail a long distance move.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your ambitions knows no bounds today and well they should
not as this is definitely your day. You will find yourself
within shouting distance of your long range lifetime goal.
you will also see some unexpected company this evening but,
it won't be relatives.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Unexpected romance is the order for today as you are intro-
duced to an exciting person who is new to your circle of
friends. Enjoying yourself will also be your main job today
as you enjoy your vacation days. Others will find this an
all around lucky day for them.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
If you combine your wit and charm with your natural leader-
ship abilities you will find yourself in a position of
authority before the day is over. Your spouse needs your
strong influence as he/she goes through some trying moments
in their lives.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Your thoughts aTe worth more than a penny today as you come
up with some really innovative and moneymaking ideas that
you find surprisingly easy to implement in your own
business. You will spend a good bit of your time at home
working in your own home based business and this gives you
much satisfaction.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
An impulse purchase may be the best buy you have ever made.
this is a big ticket item and in the years to come you will
bless the day you made such a quick decision. This may even
be the purchase of a business or stocks. Have some fun in
the evening.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 472 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun  5, 2000 (20:32) * 1 lines 
 
Oh My! I wish I knew which one they are referring to... Cannot have one, don't want the other, and there are 14 online who think I am the best thing in the universe....I need specifics, please!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 473 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun  6, 2000 (00:10) * 40 lines 
 
June 6, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Tuesday June 6, 2000
Geminis are energized by having lots of different
activities to choose from. They're motivated by their
desire for diversity. Today the Moon is passing through the
Sign of Leo, a "user friendly" sign for Geminis. You'll be
tempted to bite off more than you can chew today. You'll be
more confident and motivated to act out your desires.
Strike while the iron is hot! Do what you want to do. But
watch out that you don't get too scattered.
(that means I will have them stacked more than 3 deep? And thre is only one I want and he is not on any of them...oh well. Some very nice secondbest guys out there)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Tuesday June 6, 2000
Cancer, normally you're a sensitive, responsive, caring
kind of person. Today the Moon is passing through the Sign
of Leo. Leo is not a "user friendly" Sign for Cancers.
People in general will be in a boisterous,
attention-seeking mood. Your Sign is in the "out"crowd
today. You're out of your element for dealing with the
public. You'll be "in" again late tomorrow afternoon. Til
then, keep a low profile if you can.
(*sigh*)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Tuesday June 6, 2000

Sagittarians are energized by jumping on their horses and
riding off in a new direction. A project you launched back
in the Fall of 1999 was put to the test during Jan. 5-Feb.
12, 2000. If your new venture passed the test, it will
become a success during the period from May 3-June 16.
You'll have lots of nervous energy to make your vision a
reality. Whatever you're doing will attract lots of
interest. Strike while the iron is hot! Believe in yourself
and go for it!
(Good luck Terry!)
-


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 474 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Tue, Jun  6, 2000 (04:08) * 1 lines 
 
(OK I'm ducking!, Guess who's Leo)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 475 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Tue, Jun  6, 2000 (08:22) * 1 lines 
 
Hmm, now who could that be?


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 476 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun  6, 2000 (20:47) * 102 lines 
 
June 7, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
You and a loved one may be making your wedding plans today.
Searching for the perfect house will take a lot of your
time, but never fear, you will find it. Work will be hard
pressed to keep your attention as your head is spinning
with everything but work.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Speaking with a financial advisor today could be your
strong suit. Try not to go at things in a headstrong
manner, thinking things over is your safest bet at
this time. A teenager may need some extra guidance
and attention now and you manage to find the time out
of a busy day.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
You and a partner will be in perfect agreement during the
early part of the day but you will need to use a lot of
tact with this person in the later afternoon. Don't accept
things to be the living truth that you hear from an un-
reliable source, check it out.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
An agreement that you have been working for can be had
today but only if you work extra hard at it; this person
will be hard to pin down. Today you have your head on
straight and your thinking is logical and down to earth,
don't let anyone throw you off track.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Daydreaming is not all bad but it can be devastating on
the job. You may come up with some creative ideas but
they won't be appreciated if you are perceived of as let-
ting your immediate work slide. Family and friends help
you and the spouse celebrate your very special occasion.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This is not a day that you should engage in any games of
chance or risk taking, either financial or personal. It
is a good day for matters of the heart, marital agree-
ments, and working with a home based business. Children
may crop up with a problem but you soon solve it with
your logical approach.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Your means of expressing yourself today will carry you a
long way in your chosen field. This is the day for you
to buy one or two lotto tickets, take a trip on a sight
seeing boat, or some other thing that you don't
ordinarily do, you could get a surprise.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A rumor that may have been designed to break up your
relationship with another person could be just that,
a rumor. Don't believe things you hear about others
unless the one doing the telling can also do the
proving. Second hand news is worthless and inflated.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
This is not the day when you should give anyone the
benefit of the doubt as you are under a deceptive
trend and it would be best to check out everything
you hear for accuracy. You can have fun shopping
with a friend today if you just relax and let your-
self.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
This is a good day for applying that recent knowledge
you acquired in classes for updating your job skills
and thereby impressing your boss. A raise may be in
order for you. Good news arrives after dark via a
telephone call. Relax and enjoy your night out.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Listen to someone more knowledgeable about computers
than you are, he/she will not steer you wrong and the
advice could save you a lot of money on the purchase.
Pay no attention to a certain rumor that is going
around about another friend, there is nothing to it.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Got your presentation all together this morning? Good.
You will be asked to give it early on and you must be
prepared. The chances are good that this can lead to
an executive position that you have had your eye on
for quite a while.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 477 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun  6, 2000 (20:50) * 1 lines 
 
Not the house male, Maggie?! *lol*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 478 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun  6, 2000 (21:04) * 63 lines 
 
This is out of order but funny:

June 6, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You're the vision of sincerity in a roomful of shallow people. For a taste of perspective, remember how aloof you were to the last well-meaning soul who got in your face. Casual persistence keeps it from getting too personal.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Someone changed the rules when you weren't looking. You're slow to adjust and quick to anger. Find a comfortable place where you can safely sit out the rest of today. This won't last forever.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Love interferes with your routine, but of course you're not complaining. You're outfitted with wings, a jet pack and seven-league boots. You'll go far, and you'll get there in exhilarating style.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Your emotions are getting too big to swallow. A dramatic display could heighten other people's tension, even if it makes you feel better. Physical exercise is a positive force.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
The human touch connects members of the human family. Grouches and curmudgeons don't stand a chance against your onslaught of good cheer. Everyone profits from your story.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Distraction makes you seem naive or unprepared. You're rated on the quality of your performance, rather than on how much you can produce. Save the low-budget version for a day when no one is watching.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Overflow your boundaries to share what you have. Generosity transforms thieves into honest, productive citizens. Happiness may not be required, but most will find it inevitable.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
It's good that you can express your opinion. Be sure to let someone else have a turn. You really ought to know where you stand, once the balance shifts.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You learned a lot from being in a family, and now you're in a position to use some of those skills. Build consensus, make friends and work as part of an organic whole. All accounts are in order these days.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Be quick on your feet and adept in all your moves. Elusive as your advantage may be, you can still seize it. The differences between friend and foe should be obvious.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You know you're right. You know it's working. All that you have to do now is avoid gloating over your victory. The have-nots deserve a little consideration, too. You should know -- you used to be one of them.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Play within the system, and the system will treat you fairly. The universe frowns on rule-benders today. This could be one of those days when the universe sends you to bed early without supper.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 479 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun  7, 2000 (12:58) * 39 lines 
 
June 7, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Wednesday June 7, 2000
On Thursday, June 1, you began a new energy cycle. That was
6 days ago. Remember where you were, who you were with, and
what you were doing. The new wave of energy you released
back then will come to a peak 8 days from now, around June
15.What is your intention? What form do you want this new
energy to take? Today, everyone's suffering from "Moon
Madness" up until 3 PM EDT (Noon PDT). Don't do anything
important before then unless it's absolutely necessary.
(Yahoo, here I come - watch out world!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Wednesday June 7, 2000
You began your current energy cycle back on May 18.Remember
where you were, who you were with, and what you were doing.
Your energy wave reached its peak last Friday, June 2. What
happened? If you're satisfied with the last three weeks of
your life, more power to you. If not, you'll be starting a
new energy cycle on June 15. Plan now to make something
wonderful happen in your life. Today, everyone's suffering
from "Moon Madness" up until 3 pm EDT (Noon PDT). Don't do
anything important before then unless it's absolutely necessary.
(oh MY!!! More fun for Terry!

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Wednesday June 7, 2000
On Saturday, June 3, you began a new energy cycle. Remember
where you were, who you were with, and what you were doing.
The new wave of energy you released back then will come to
a peak 10 days from now, around June 17. What is your
intention? What form do you want this new energy to take?
Today, everyone's suffering from "Moon Madness" up until 3
PM EDT (Noon PDT). Don't do anything important before then
if you can possibly avoid it.
(Take refuge on The Spring - we'll protect you!)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 480 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Wed, Jun  7, 2000 (17:02) * 1 lines 
 
I can get on with the important stuff now, since it's after 3!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 481 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun  7, 2000 (17:45) * 64 lines 
 
Yup!!!

June 7, 200
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
All loss right now feels like robbery. Your pride is fragile and susceptible to minor damage. You'll get your groove back in a few days. Meanwhile, plug the holes to keep anything else from escaping.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
If you want something too badly, you may jinx your hopes of ever getting it. Be more open in what you'll actually accept. Sometimes a substitute can be an improvement on the original.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Know when to stop. Your great idea may be misunderstood by others. There's no room for unilateral action in a bureaucracy. Eat a healthy lunch to better ground yourself in reality.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Lovers, teachers and evangelists are on fire with the force that drives them. People will surely appreciate where you're coming from, even if they don't agree with you. The next big thing is finally here.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You could be locking horns with someone as inflexible as you are. Call a standoff and rethink the situation. A battle of wills can only distract you from the good work that's supposed to be happening.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You're more likely to respect someone who challenges you than who rolls over and agrees with you. With tough love, the Twins goad each other to new heights. Try something that you've never before considered.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
'Investment' is a broad term used to justify spending money. When shopping for yourself, why not simply consider it a reward? The Leo Moon demands that someone shower you with tokens of affection.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Everyone adores you -- and if not, who needs them? Your sassy attitude and winning ways are the talk of the town. You're likely to win in love or war, although that 'take no prisoners' approach may limit the contestants.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The pressure is on. You may feel as though you're in your element, but this is really an acquired taste. Use the proper equipment and be kind to your body. Reality will catch up with you sooner or later.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're happy where you are, although you could use some company. It should be easy to attract those who are a perfect match for your needs. All the right people can see how much fun you're having.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
If you taste power under the Leo Moon, there may be no stopping you. Whether you're sweet or pungent, a little bit of you goes a long way. Be considerate of those with their own agendas.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Forget the risks and uncertainties. Your heart demands that you speak out. After a quick cost analysis, your inner accountant gives a thumbs up. You get extra points for novelty and originality.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 482 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Wed, Jun  7, 2000 (19:05) * 1 lines 
 
Hey, brownie points, I'll take 'em.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 483 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun  7, 2000 (19:34) * 1 lines 
 
Grab 'em and Go for it! It has been such a rough week for you!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 484 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun  8, 2000 (00:08) * 56 lines 
 
June 8, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Thursday June 8, 2000
Gemini, you're entering the second week of the energy cycle
you began on June 2. Have you been moving your feet and
seeing to it that your life doesn't get boring? Today is a
turning point! Ask yourself, "How much fun am I willing to
have in my life?" What's your answer? The results of what
you've been doing during the past week are due to show up
around June 15.
(if it gets any less boring I will never sleep!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Thursday June 8, 2000
Today you're entering the fourth and final week of the
energy cycle you began back on May 18. You're running low
on energy now, so don't push yourself. If you have been
using your time and energy well, it's time now to relax and
enjoy the fruits of your labor. If you haven't fared well
during these past three weeks, it's time to say "oops" or
"aw shucks" and forgive yourself. Promise yourself you'll
do much better during your next energy cycle which starts a
week from now on Thursday, June 15.
(flake out time for Terry!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Thursday June 8, 2000
You began a new energy cycle last weekend on June 3-4. At
first, you may have felt little more than a vague urge or
desire for something new in your life. It's time now to
give this new energy more meaning and direction. Was
anything particular going on in your life on June 3-4? What
were you feeling then? Don't let your new burst of energy
dissipate and amount to nothing. Today, tell yourself what
you want to happen during the next several weeks.
(Oh yes...and I know some willing accomplices)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Thursday June 8, 2000
Libra, if you're spinning your wheels and can't get your
focus, or if you're feeling like you're in limbo, don't
panic. There's nothing wrong. Tomorrow is the last day of
your current four-week energy cycle. It's normal for you to
feel like withdrawing. This is a good time to sit back and
evaluate how well you're handling the art of living. Are
you OK with the way you've spent these last four weeks of
your life? Do you have the sense that you're living your
life or that life is living you? In two days, you'll be
starting a new energy cycle. It's time to warm up your
dream machine. If you don't have a dream, how can you have
a dream come true?
(yeah, Lance!!!)





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 485 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun  8, 2000 (13:28) * 62 lines 
 
June 8, 2000

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You need to put your attention where
your philosophy is. Your political, spiritual or moral beliefs
are on the line in small everyday things. Let your every action
be an expression of your beliefs.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Friction with loved ones over money
is likely today. Perhaps the children are asking to buy too
much, or you're spending too much on your romantic interest.
Be practical in your spending habits today.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't take for granted the people who
are close and important to you. Just when you think you know
them, they're demanding to be treated with attention and
respect. Be attentive to their needs.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): When you're getting preoccupied with
how people are reacting to you, take charge and give them
something positive to interpret. Your self-expression is
excellent today, so speaking and writing are favored.

LEO (July 23-August 22): Your problems today arise because you
fail to apply yourself and your abilities. Don't fall into
victimization consciousness. Instead of blaming, move on and
make something of yourself.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Domestic disharmony is showing
up today, as well as personal conflicts at work. A separation
is imminent if conflict resolution isn't begun. For others,
it's a question of minimizing the damage.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Your prejudices are showing
today, so you have to bend over backwards to treat people
fairly and kindly. You have to struggle over your definition
of "us" versus "them."

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): Change is in the air as old
projects are completed. You must be inventive about coming up
with new goals and objectives. Instead of being preoccupied
with busywork, formulate worthy endeavors.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): You can feel overwhelmed
as your time ultimately turns out to not be your own. There are
conflicts as long as you can't reconcile your duties and
responsibilities with your need for privacy.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Communication is important
in group and social settings today. One idea sparks another as
involvement with talented and dedicated people becomes intense.
Group study is highly favored.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Your selfishness is the
cause of bad feelings when people need your help. Give them
what they want, because a bond is being formed - you're just
resisting it for no purpose.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): There are tensions as you find
yourself acting on your own without your emotional support
systems. Friends and family aren't around to encourage you,
so you need to draw on your inner strength.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 486 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun  8, 2000 (13:38) * 61 lines 
 
June 8, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Bring in outside help to get you through a difficult time. Confusing signals throw off anyone who isn't a specialist. Expect complaints from upper management -- you know how to handle them.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Don't give more than you have to give. The recipient isn't expecting you to suffer for their equality. Enjoy the small, perfect moments that come your way. Allow for extra time in airports.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
A treat loses its flavor when it becomes a habit. Nudge yourself onto a different track, even if it might take you somewhere you'd rather not go. You can't stay in one spot forever.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Your audience is big and appreciative. There is no false move, just another intriguing variation. Even if you're engaged in serious business, it's time to have a little fun with it -- maybe even a lot.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Be tolerant instead of righteous, accommodating instead of arrogant. Most important of all, lower your voice. People will flee in terror from your roar.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Good news precipitates welcome change. Now there's an entirely new angle to consider. Call a taxi so that your mind can wander while someone else does the driving.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Present a unified face, even if you're still in disarray behind the scenes. The client assumes that you know which end is up. It's better to speak in hypotheses instead of actual promises.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You're the cat's pajamas, or if you favor a more natural state, the cat's meow. Your animal grace is enhanced by a nurturing instinct, making you irresistible and invincible. Love is all that you hoped it would be.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
The opposite of tension is complete neutrality. You may be too tired or overwhelmed to have an opinion. For a change of pace, try serving instead of expecting service.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
The people that you meet now leave a lasting impression. Maybe you've tapped into the right crowd. Perhaps your personal growth has taken you to a new level. Either way, be sure to collect business cards.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Your view differs considerably from the official version. This is the wrong moment to air a private disagreement. There's plenty of unconditional beauty in the world that everyone can enjoy.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Vision and desire evolve and mutate. You'll take on any partner who can prove that he or she is equal to your demands. Devotion to the cause has to include fun if it's going to be worth anything.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 487 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, Jun  8, 2000 (20:15) * 1 lines 
 
Hey, apt. I'm doing some heavy partnering today.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 488 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun  8, 2000 (20:53) * 1 lines 
 
OOoooh ! Hope it is wonderful.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 489 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  9, 2000 (02:43) * 37 lines 
 
June 9, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Friday June 9, 2000
Gemini, no matter how footloose and free you become, you
still have feelings and needs. Periodically, you feel the
need to be with people who love and accept you just as you
are, not for what they get from you. These nutritious
people might actually be family members or may feel like
family. Today is a good day to connect with a caring soul.
Who in your life makes you feel good for being you? Get in
touch with that person today and say "Thanks for being in my life."
(don't know whether or not the person still cares...)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Friday June 9, 2000
As Benjamin Franklin said, "Dost thou love life? Then do
not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of."
Tomorrow is a turning point in the new energy cycle you
began on June 3-4. Today is the time for you to take some
form of action to make your wish a reality. Make up your
mind! Decide to decide! Your intention is what counts.Don't waste time!
(whatever you decide my friendship remains steadfastly in your corner)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Friday June 9, 2000
Sagittarius, you're in the final week of your monthly
energy cycle. It's a good time to ask your Self: "Do I have
a game plan for my life? Do I keep on making the same old
mistakes? Albert Einstein said, "Insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting a different result." If
you've been spinning your wheels for the past three weeks
and "getting nowhere fast," maybe your life needs a
purpose. "What is the use of living if it be not to make
this world a better place for those who live in it after we
are gone?" (Winston Churchill)
(Sheesh - this is a horoscope?)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 490 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  9, 2000 (11:31) * 99 lines 
 
June 9, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today the spotlight is turned on to academic matters, romance,
travel, or leisure activities. You can be a winner in any or
all of these areas, so plan accordingly. Tonight your social
life is a plus and it can turn very romantic indeed!

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Being called out in the middle of the night by a friend who
needs your help is one thing, but to have it happen in the
day time while you are at work is something else again! You
could wind up losing your job if things like that keep up.
It is up to you to set the rules.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
That party you may be planning may be just the ticket to
lighten up a boring day, just be sure you hold down the
extravagance. Romance may take a serious turn tonight
and you and the spouse to be embark on a savings plan in
order to have a better start in life when the I do's are
said.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Following through on your commitments is all important
today as it could adversely affect your career if you
are thought to be a prevaricator or a procrastinator.
Night time is best for you on this date and be sure to
follow through on any personal word you may have given
to a friend.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Be a little extra aggressive today but do it with charm
and pizazz so you do not wind up hurting someones feel-
ings. You will also be charming in the way you present
yourself to the firms bigwigs. Romance takes a giant
step tonight and wedding bells are in the air.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
The focus today will be on financial interests that you
have in common with another, either a spouse or a busi-
ness partner. You will be able to get your ideas across
with little or no trouble since you are both on the same
wave length for a change.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Long range career decisions may take up your interests
for most of the day as you make that all important
decision about staying with the job or striking out on
your own. Try to dispel fear and listen to your inner
consciousness, it won't lead you astray.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
In matters pertaining to your job or business it should
be smooth sailing with very few waves to upset your ship
of fortune. There is also an accent on domestic affairs
and long range planning for the future; you and your
mate are in perfect accord.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Today you will find that weekend getaways, leisure times,
and romance plays a big role in your life today as you
arrange everything for the weekend. Invite as many people
as you can; the more the merrier. Some may be hard to
find after dark.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Combining your charm with assertiveness is sure to bring
you some hoped for success today in your business world.
Listen to your conscious today as you make an important
decision concerning someone who is very dear to you.
Academic pursuits are also favored today.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Today you and your personal goals are in the limelight
and you find that you are finally able to see light at
the end of your tunnel. It would pay to be more careful
with your overall dress and appearance now as you will
need to make a good impression on someone important.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Today you should focus your attention on your financial
interests and investments for the future. Heed some good
advice from a fiancial manager. You may receive some
praise from higher ups today, but be sure you do not let
it inflate your ego.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 491 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Fri, Jun  9, 2000 (14:35) * 5 lines 
 
I have been sending out invitations today (before I read this) on a really cool website for organizing personal events, http://www.timedance.com.

Try it out for your next gathering. It even has a special design for pool parties.

Maybe we'll use it for online gatherings, times where we all log in to the Spring at the same time.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 492 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun  9, 2000 (20:50) * 61 lines 
 
June 9, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
It could be obvious what you have to do next. The position that you adopt now should be comfortable, because you'll be here for a while. An email or long distance call confirms your fondest hope.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
If you take the easy way out, you'll end up paying for it later. Be careful about confusing the symbol with the thing that it actually represents. It's okay to ask the opinion of a friendly specialist. Good advice comes free.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
A relationship is ready to be as good or as bad as you make it. You're smart enough to know what you want, and skilled enough to shape reality to your needs. This is a chance that you'd be foolish to miss.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Suddenly your life becomes cluttered. You might be easily distracted by the micro when you should really be paying attention to the macro. Look at the system's benefits instead of looking for what's wrong with it.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Since you're so close to the end, why not just finish? Your positive energy will carry you into the weekend. It would be great to anticipate a completely new challenge next week.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Your issues are on the table, even if no one else cares. If you continue this one-note symphony for much longer, others may start thinking of you as a one-trick pony. Broaden your mind in new ways.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
The little things make an enormous difference. Nothing escapes you today, except maybe the usual reasons to be timid. Surrender to your work, art or loved ones. You'll gladly do whatever is necessary.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
For everybody's sake, you're happy to be closely supervised. If someone else wants to guide the collaboration, you'll just do your part. Thanks to the Virgo Moon, you remain cautiously optimistic.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Efficiency and diligence win the popularity contest. Look back in pride at what you've done. Anticipate the dragons that you have yet to slay. With the Moon in Virgo's house, you're at the height of your powers.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Your heart reveals the truth long before you can find the words to speak it. Stay calm under pressure. Your emotions are in search of an outlet, and they'll jump at the first chance that you give them.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You hold the reins of power in a relaxed, confident grip. You can do someone a favor without breaking a sweat. Friends flatter you with their fierce loyalty. You can easily make your own wishes come true.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You want to share an intense experience that you can't quite describe. Coworkers have their own concerns, and limited patience for a story that never ends. The Virgo Moon imposes limits that you may find frustrating.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 493 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (01:22) * 12 lines 
 
June 10

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Saturday June 10, 2000
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull person.
Psychologists say that one sign of a healthy person is his
or her ability to play. What have you done lately for the
sheer, adolescent pleasure of enjoying yourself? Today is a
good day for you to create a happy, entertaining experience
for yourself. Go to a movie. Have a date. Eat an ice cream
cone. Do anything that's fun. It'll do your heart good.
(Have I not gotten into enough trouble this week?! Only a few know how much!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 494 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (01:29) * 24 lines 
 
June 10

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Saturday June 10, 2000
Sagittarius, during this final week of your four-week
energy cycle, you're being challenged to strike a balance
between your own interests and the interests of those
around you. For an individual such as yourself, this might
be difficult. The idea is to coordinate (not to
subordinate) your needs to those of others. If you're
feeling discouraged now, get in touch with a friend you can
count on to lift your drooping spirit.
(Hang out on a computer dialed into Spring at poolside?!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Saturday June 10, 2000
Libra, you're beginning a new four-week energy cycle today.
You're "in the zone." The Force is with you and waiting for
your command. What do you want? What is your intent and
purpose for the month ahead? Right NOW, tell your Self, "I
want . . . ." Be specific. In your mind's eye, see it
happening. In your tummy, feel that it's a done deal.
Smile! Your wish is the Force's command.
(It would be nice to hear from you! And, Geo 18 misses you)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 495 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (01:30) * 12 lines 
 
June 10

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Saturday June 10, 2000
Cancer, you're entering the second week of the energy cycle
you began on June 4. Have you been planting seeds and
seeing to it that your needs are being met? Today is a
turning point! Ask yourself, "How good am I willing to feel
about myself?" What's your answer? The results of what
you've been doing during the past week are due to show up
around June 17.
(Think I have been replaced...!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 496 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (01:50) * 1 lines 
 
(Nevah!!! How on earth did you get that thought??? It's probably my painting, Hey! maybe I won that poetry competition!!!!!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 497 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (15:47) * 75 lines 
 
(*sigh* by another Cancerean... Let us know if you won!)

June 10th

ZODIACTION POINTS FOR TODAY

ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Today, you're struggling to find a way to maintain your
beliefs while not forcing t hem on others, to listen to
other people's side without giving in to them completely.
You need to find a way to live together.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
What you lack in quickness is made up for by thoroughness.
You thrive in situations where steady application eventually
yields results. You're apt to feel inadequate if you can't
find this niche.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
Today, you are in a relationship in which learning
independence, not co-dependence, is important. You must
retain a connection while giving and maintaining freedom.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Disappointments should motivate you to do better, but you
need to fight despair to do this. Rely on yourself when
you find you can't rely on others. Fall back on friends
for understanding and sympathy.

LEO (July 23-August 22):
You are in a position of finding ways to convince others
while allowing them freedom of choice with unbiased
information. You'd love to be considered the expert, but
that's a status you need to earn.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22):
You will have to sacrifice getting things done for learning
how to do them better. Take time to go over old matters to
re-learn them better. Reminders are helpful, as important
details have been forgotten.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22):
Today, you need to deal with powerful emotions, probably
centered around, grief, loss, jealousy or power. Let these
emotions go and enjoy the dispassionate study and dissection
of the issues.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21):
You set yourself up for disappointment id f you focus on
the fact that you're under someone else's control. Focus
instead on how well you're doing your duties and you'll
feel much better about yourself.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21):
Insisting on holding on to the past forces you into schemes
and intrigue. Accept change: help it along and participate
in it. You can transform along with events, and feel better
also.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19):
Your parental duties are stressful today. You need to be
firm and guiding without being too controlling and taking
the fun out of life for your children.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18):
Today, you are trying to keep a sense certainty without
becoming fanatic about it. You're trying to maintain
reasonable loyalty without becoming subservient.

PISCES (February 19-March 20):
You have to deal with feelings related to issues of power
today. You may feel abused by people over you, or you may
have to struggler to treat fairly those in your charge.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 498 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (16:16) * 61 lines 
 
June 10

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
You fix something before it even breaks. Others should really appreciate your magic; your presence makes their lives easier. New challenges are sure to keep you moving.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
A small error sobers you up in the nick of time. Sit down and rethink your entire strategy. The next time you move, be sure that you're going in the right direction.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Your feelings have wings, and your ideas have legs. As they said in decades past, 'Don't knock it until you've tried it.' Theorize all you want, but experience is still the best teacher.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
When you do more than your share, others start getting ideas about how to take advantage of you. Right now it's especially important to maintain a healthy balance. A sharp mind cuts to the heart of the matter.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You're allowed an escape. Whether you're off on a romantic getaway or deep into a labor of love, you're able to have fun without distraction. Venus shimmers like a perfect jewel in all that you do.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Tone of voice is more important than word choice. Someone makes a tactful attempt to save you from yourself. Pick up your cues, move on to the next scene and be sure to give credit where credit is due.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
As any good cook knows, the secret is in the sauce. A small final touch comes out with the fanfare of a mighty coup de grace. Confidence results in unthinking excellence.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Dip your brush back into the paint before you spread it too thin. If you don't apply an even coat, you'll end up with something that makes you embarrassed instead of proud. Allow yourself to quit if it isn't working for you.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Of course you're right. Experience and intuition tell you that things are exactly as they seem. Someone finds new respect for you. Relish a moment that happens only occasionally.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Your doubts could be making the current situation more difficult than it needs to be. It's okay if you need to disappear. Just be sure to leave the keys with someone responsible.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You're brave enough to act on your strangest fantasy and smart enough to stop before you go too far. You can still surprise people, even when acting in character. Group identity remains important.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
You strain against the bonds that keep you in your usual place. When you're unhappy, it's easy to recognize what you lack. Be patient. Fate may soon deal you a much better hand.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 499 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 10, 2000 (23:49) * 60 lines 
 
June 11, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Sunday June 11, 2000
Are you happy, Gemini? Abraham Lincoln said, "You're about
as happy as you make up your mind to be." You're at that
point in your monthly energy cycle where Life is asking you
how happy you're willing to be. Today, it's time to make up
your mind to let happiness happen in your life. No matter
how old you are, there's a little kid in you who wants to
enjoy life. Just say yes!
(oh my! Just say YES?! Wolfie, did you see that?! ...*ahem*...Yes!)

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Sunday June 11, 2000
Scorpio, during this fourth and final week of your monthly
cycle, your energy is at low ebb. If you're feeling
confused and disoriented, you'll be tempted to emotionally
withdraw into yourself. You're a HSP (Highly Sensitive
Person) by nature. You're very psychic. It's difficult for
you to block out the vibrations of the people around you.
During the next two days, drink lots of water. Retreat into
your sanctuary. Get lots of rest. Forgive yourself if
you're not as caring and compassionate as you like to be.
(Bad day for JohnB...but he is ok.....)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Sunday June 11, 2000
Libra, you began a new four-week energy cycle yesterday.
The Force is ready and waiting to fulfill your Heart's
Desire. NOW is the moment of power. Once again, tell your
Self, "I want . . .." Ask your Self, "How good am I
willing to have it be?" And remember, "It is our attitude
at the beginning that more than anything else produces a
successful outcome." (Earl Nightingale)
(I heard from him finally - and just missed him on IM....*sigh*)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Sunday June 11, 2000
Sagittarius, during this waning period in your energy
cycle, it's good to have a supportive group or at least a
friend to reassure you that you're not alone. No one can
live in a vacuum. Engaging in friendly group efforts or
projects now may be just what the doctor ordered to bring
you in touch with others like yourself. Take a friend to
lunch. Better yet, get a group of friends together after
work, let your hair down and enjoy yourself.
(We're here!!!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Sunday June 11, 2000
Cancer, no matter how mature and independent you become,
you still have feelings and needs. Periodically, you feel
the need to be with people who love and accept you for who
you are, not for what they get from you. These nutritious
people might actually be family members or may feel like
family. Today is a good day to connect with a caring soul.
Who in your life makes you feel good for being you? Get in
touch with that person today and say, "Thanks for being in my life."
( Yes! Any time you need to hear it I will say it...*hugs*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 500 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sun, Jun 11, 2000 (09:25) * 1 lines 
 
YES!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 501 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 11, 2000 (12:36) * 60 lines 
 
June 11, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Your grand design is tottering, but it hasn't fallen yet. Quick, objective thinking can still save the day. Use what you've learned. Recruit those who can help fill the gaps in your knowledge.

(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
You'll meet any dare, challenge or bet. The Libra Moon cranks you up to your wild best -- not especially sane or logical, but totally credible to all within range of your spell. Just make sure that no one gets hurt.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
The news isn't quite what you thought it would be. As long as everyone else is changing his or her mind, you too can reexamine the options. People seeking closure should leave the door open just a little longer.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
The Libra Moon floods the next few days with its neutral, crowd-pleasing light. Let the nonessential decisions slide. You'll have enough work laboring over the important issues.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You're excited by something that might be a figment of your imagination. The first clue is someone laughing at your inappropriate response. Regain your dignified composure while there's still time.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You feel a delightful urgency. Your mind is active, and your senses are alive. It would be great to tackle some bold, new project, although you'd be just as happy spending your time on pure pleasure.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You may not be satisfied with the direction that events have taken. An inconsiderate person might jeopardize the civility in a group. Cheer yourself up by thinking how much worse of you could be.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You've waited a long time for this Libra Moon. Put in at least a few hours of quality time with family or friends. You can say whatever is on your mind, and it will probably be right.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Against your better judgment, you feel the lure of a seductive sales pitch. Check in with an uninvolved third party who is familiar with the product or service in question. Function is really more important than image.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Someone is wildly in love, but don't let that steam up your clear mind. One way or another, you'll get the respect that you deserve. Now that you have a captive audience, you can tell the story in your own way.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You spin in circles, unable to decide. You're not alone here -- the Libra Moon has a similar effect on most water and earth signs. Find other confused people and stick with them. There may be clarity in numbers.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Compromise isn't about you losing -- it's about everybody winning. You're ready to be fair with people that you already love, or will soon come to love. Get ready to lead the way to new territory.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 502 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sun, Jun 11, 2000 (18:01) * 1 lines 
 
a bold new project, eh???? *scratching chin*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 503 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 11, 2000 (19:02) * 1 lines 
 
Spending time on pure pleasure is more like me lately...Not you, Wolfie??!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 504 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 11, 2000 (19:05) * 1 lines 
 
Oh, and this little kid is never gonna get old....not if I have anything to say about it!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 505 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 12, 2000 (02:54) * 48 lines 
 
June 12, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Monday June 12, 2000
Gemini, you possess within yourself, at every moment, under
all circumstances, the power to transform the quality of
your life. You're at that place in your monthly energy
cycle where a shift is needed in your attitude toward
yourself. Life is trying to make you happy. Are you ready
and willing to give up your limitations? Today, be willing
to see yourself differently. Shift happens! "Don't find
fault, find a remedy." (Henry Ford)
(Does that mean sell the house and move to California like O'O wants me to do?!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Monday June 12, 2000
Sagittarius, during this fourth and final week of your
monthly cycle, your energy is at low ebb. If you're feeling
confused and disoriented, you'll be tempted to over-react
to the slightest irritation. Your resistance to frustration
is low now. It's difficult for you to block out the
vibrations of the people around you. During the next 3
days, make it your business to mind your own business.
Drink lots of water. Retreat into your sanctuary. Get some
of rest. Forgive yourself if you're not as bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed as you like to be.
(Be good to Terry Day for Terry)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Monday June 12, 2000
All work and no play makes Cancer a dull person.
Psychologists say that one sign of a healthy person is his
or her ability to play. What have you done lately for the
sheer, childlike pleasure of enjoying yourself? Today is a
good day for you to create a happy, entertaining experience
for yourself. Go to a movie. Have a date. Eat an ice cream
cone. Do anything that's fun for you. It'll do your heart good.
(*big sigh*)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Monday June 12, 2000
Libra, what do you value? What makes your life worth
living? Libra is the Sign of relationships. Today is a good
day to be grateful for everyone in your life who truly
treats you like an equal. Take time out today to call or
e-mail someone with whom you have a close and intimate
relationship. Sharing is caring. Click your mouse on myfriend.com
(Yeah Lance! talk to me!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 506 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 12, 2000 (19:12) * 95 lines 
 
June 12, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Negotiations go very well today for you as long as you develope
tunnel vision and keep right on the target you are aiming for.
Don't let yourself or your attention to details get sidetracked.
A love interest returns your affection and this makes your day
perfect.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Today you are offered an unusual opportunity to further your
career interests and since this is what you have been waiting
for, you grab it. Your day should be unusually productive and
your progress sure and steady. An all around good day for you.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
In business affairs today you should apply a good measure of
your intuition to keep you head and shoulders above the com-
petition. You will meet with a sly type today and this is
where you will need the intuition the most; watch out for
number one.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Take care that you do not walk on someones toes at work today
as this is not a good day for confrontations of this sort;
you would only be perceived as being argumentive if you do.
Marital squabbles may have you upset and out of sorts, but be
sure you don't take them to work with you.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You may have the power to 'sway mens minds' today so use it
wisely and not do everything to your own good. You go all
out today to help a friend and this takes a lot of guts for
helping is not going to be easy, but you will try, and win.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This is an important day for you as you must remember to take
your estimated taxes to the IRS office, forgetting today could
cost more than you want to pay when you file your taxes. A
good day at work where everyone gets along with everyone else,
for a change.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
A minor flare up at work may make you want to throw up your
hands and walk out, but don't do it. You may want to find a
better job but quitting is not the solution. It is easier to
find a job when you have a job. Why? I don't know, but it
has always held true.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
You may be shopping around for a computer or some other piece
of electronics but you must keep alert for those who would
take advantage of you. If you are not as expert now as you
will be, take a friend with you who is savvy about computers
and prices, your Virgo friend.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Good news! You finally discover that unusual item that you
have searched and searched for and it is affordable! Grab
it before it gets away, there won't be another. You do some
great work in the creative dept. today as your thinking is
logical and highly original.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
You may be asked to participate in community affairs today
and you agree quickly as this is just the kind of thing
that you excel in. This will give you a chance to interact
in closer contact with good friends as well as make new ones.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
A good friend entrusts you with a confidence and even though
you are tempted to tell another friend you do not, this is a
wise decision as it will quickly get back to the person if
you do tell, and you will lose a friend you have had for
years.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You have some shrewd insights to the things that go on around
you today and this will keep you out in front of the field.
Plan some evening get together with friends so you can forget
all and just unwind. Your nerves will thank you.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 507 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 12, 2000 (19:15) * 61 lines 
 
June 12, 2ooo

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Surrender to the stronger forces, and see how you can make your life comfortable within their terms. Anyone willing to participate is still a winner. This week is sure to bring a few more surprises.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Brilliant developments in your personal life put a positive spin on your job performance. This is one adventure in which you can truly make a difference. Enjoy it, even if you can't quite believe that it's happening.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
It's hard to start this week when you can't get over what happened last week. Think positive thoughts, even if you're unable to act on them. Read everything twice before adding your signature.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
When presented with a contract, be sure that you understand everything in it. The 'right moment' only comes if you make it happen. Charm is your best weapon.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
Applaud the lucky person on whom fortune has smiled. You're the one who tallies the gifts and records the givers, while someone else opens the packages. One of these days, the stars will spark your own ambitions.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
Change and success crash into your day from an unlikely direction. Every solution, no matter how abstract or technical, hinges on the human element. Many people share your enthusiasm.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
This is the wrong day to follow orders without question. You may be starting out with an improper model. Use the right tools for this job, before you waste too many resources.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
Take care of yourself. Colleagues and rivals alike will respect you for your resilience and self-sufficiency. The good manners and utter charm of courtship can be applied to any kind of social interaction.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
You're hungry for the unusual, but here you are with a full menu of the same old thing. Consider designing what you can't buy. It was Ben Franklin (and later Frank Zappa) who said, 'Necessity is the mother of invention.'

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're the peacemaker, the chief negotiator and the general center of attention. Your captivating style draws people deeper than they might normally go. If your message has the same lasting effect, you're in great shape.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
Curiosity is cherished among the open-minded. At a certain point, you'll have to stop asking new questions and start making sense of the answers that you've already collected. This may be just the first of many stages.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your compassion is legendary. Monday arrives with a whole new cast of attractive prospects begging for your attention. Balance your desire to explore with an understanding of how the game is played.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 508 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 13, 2000 (00:20) * 40 lines 
 
June 13, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Tuesday June 13, 2000
Today is the last day before the halfway point of your
energy cycle. The wave of energy released two weeks ago
will reach its maximum strength tomorrow. Today is the time
to make last minute changes in your plans, to get your
house in order, and to prepare for opportunities or
breakthroughs. At this point, it is your attitude, more
than anything else, that will determine what will happen tomorrow.
(Watch out world...I added a retired USGS Geologist to my list and am delighted)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Tuesday June 13, 2000
Are you happy, Cancer? Abraham Lincoln said, "You're about
as happy as you make up your mind to be." You're at that
point in your monthly energy cycle where Life is asking you
how happy you're willing to be. Today, it's time to make up
your mind to let happiness happen in your life. No matter
how old you are, there's a little kid in you who wants to
enjoy life. Just say yes!
(that is what they told me 2 days ago...and what results I had!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Tuesday June 13, 2000
Sagittarius, if you're spinning your wheels and can't get
your focus, or if you're feeling like you're in limbo,
don't panic. There's nothing wrong. Tomorrow is the last
day of your current four-week energy cycle. It's normal for
you to feel like withdrawing. This is a good time to sit
back and evaluate how well you're handling the art of
living. Are you OK with the way you've spent these last
four weeks of your life? Do you have the sense that you're
living your life or that life is living you? In two days,
you'll be starting a new energy cycle. It's time to warm up
your dream machine. If you don't have a dream, how can you
have a dream come true?
(hang in there Terry!)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 509 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Tue, Jun 13, 2000 (09:14) * 1 lines 
 
what's wrong with the house? now i'm worried (gemini) *grin*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 510 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 13, 2000 (14:01) * 64 lines 
 
(think it is mine they were talking about...*Ptttthhhhhht*)

June 13, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
As the British say, 'In for a penny, in for a pound.' Now that you've started, you might as well keep on going until you're finished. Promise yourself a reward, although reaching your goal may just be reward enough.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
Your lucky streak may be coming to an end by nightfall. Pack in a few last miracles while they're still so easy and plentiful. Be sure to stand clear of your coach when it's ready to turn back into a pumpkin.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Choose your conversations with care. An early show of wisdom sets you on the ideal track. Those who now call you a loner fail to recognize that you'll soon be considered a pioneer.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
Friends are amazed and possibly confused by a sudden show of self-interest. A growing cosmic itch is making you restless. As long as you keep it moving, you can turn this situation around.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
You pick up speed as the road improves. Take a picture of your life as it starts to change. Later on, you'll be able to gauge your progress with memories of the day that it all began.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
The universe grants you something that you richly deserve. Your more intense qualities emerge. It's a good day, as long as you're free to have your feelings.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
Your critics strike out at you from a weak position. You've been there yourself, but you got over it. Be confident in your methods and abilities.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
You make the situation work to your advantage without appearing to lift a finger. Be satisfied with your conveniences -- you know that it won't always be this way. Back up your data while the system is still working.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Your creative team could use some new blood. A breath of fresh air adds life to an anemic effort. You regain control of your process.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
You're tired of just looking at a pretty sight. You want to enter the landscape and join the action. If others are happy to stand around and watch without getting involved, that's their business.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
At last you meet a riddle that you can solve. It's easy to become something that you already are. Take your physical pleasures where you can find them. The next few days alone will be worth the price of admission.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Now it's time to field test the idea that looked so good on paper. Although you're looking for a specific result, be open to other possible applications. The community stands to benefit from your findings.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 511 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (02:13) * 1 lines 
 
*sigh*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 512 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (16:06) * 36 lines 
 
June 14

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Wednesday June 14, 2000
Gemini, while your energy is at high tide, you'll be more
sensitive than usual to the people with whom you have
close, personal relationships. Today, you're wanting and
needing more love and support. Be aware that you might
overreact to the slightest provocation or sign of neglect.
If you want people to be sensitive to your feelings today,
then be sensitive to theirs and they'll return the favor.
( my morning has been very busy, very affectionate from afar and fascinating )

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Wednesday June 14, 2000
Today is the last day in the four-week energy cycle you
began back on May 18. Your tank is almost empty. You're
running on fumes. Be nice to yourself today. Don't push
yourself. Avoid people and situations that drain your
energy. If possible, leave work early today. Spend the rest
of the day doing what nurtures and relaxes you. Fear not!
You start a new energy cycle tomorrow. Once again, the
Force will be with you.
( hang in there, Terry!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Wednesday June 14, 2000
Cancer, you possess within yourself, at every moment, under
all circumstances, the power to transform the quality of
your life. You're at that place in your monthly energy
cycle where a shift is needed in your attitude toward
yourself. Life is trying to make you happy. Are you ready
and willing to give up your limitations? Today, be willing
to see yourself differently. Give yourself a hug! "Don't
find fault, find a remedy." (Henry Ford)
(*sigh* indeed......)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 513 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (16:46) * 1 lines 
 
(I hear you!!! *sigh*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 514 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (18:14) * 1 lines 
 
alright, the Force!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 515 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (18:59) * 1 lines 
 
You da man!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 516 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (19:23) * 61 lines 
 
June 14, 2000

Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Daily
Even if you feel aloof, you're unusually social. Remember that you're among friends who need to be loved, not judged. Your senses are attuned to the movements of someone who is searching for you.

Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Daily
The Scorpio Moon leans heavily on the brakes. You're just not ready to accept an Astrological slowdown. If you can't find anyone to help you, it's probably time to start working alone.

Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Daily
Your rare essence rises to the surface. People are distracted and attracted by a cosmic perfume that tickles their sixth sense. You're the master of a powerful enchantment. Seduce, conquer or escape at will.

Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Daily
The best way to advance is to get more deeply involved. Many interesting things have happened since you last paid full attention. Take inspiration from a competitor who is getting ahead of you.

Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Daily
The best way to advance is to get more deeply involved. Many interesting things have happened since you last paid full attention. Take inspiration from a competitor who is getting ahead of you.

Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
Daily
You do much better when you adopt a disciplined approach. Put those unrealistic expectations in a box and set them aside for a while. In a few days, the climate might be more hospitable for your dreams.

Cancer
(June 22 - July 22)
Daily
You're too sharp to miss anything. Internal and external cues point you toward a new power source. Under the Scorpio Moon, you can be both playful and meaningful at the same time.

Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Daily
It's time to do the right thing, no matter how awkward or difficult. Loyalty transcends self-gratification. You always knew that you'd have to pay, but you'll look even better if you leave a generous tip.

Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Daily
Groups of qualified individuals gravitate toward a common cause. In this quest for knowledge, nothing is off limits. The race changes its character when you cross the finish line and keep on going.

Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Daily
Avoid taking any major steps without a mentor or advisor. A broad gesture will have far-reaching results that may not be obvious right now. You can still have a good time without giving away your secrets.

Scorpio
(October 24 - November 21)
Daily
You're good and ready to revise, renew, repaint or refurbish. The Scorpio Moon ushers in a new set of rules by which you'd cheerfully guide your life. Just hope that everyone around you is ready for the shakeup.

Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Daily
Your job is to turn the indifferent into something interesting. It's hard to articulate a truth that's too big for words. At the very least you could win the heart of whoever is paying attention to your timid voice.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 517 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (20:51) * 91 lines 
 
June 14 - a little late...

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don't bite off more than you can handle today, instead of being
the ram, this would be a good time to let the little lamb come
out of hiding. Trust me, you won't win this one no matter what.
So be cool and the next round is yours.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Tread carefully today as you steer for a more conservative path
to your goal. You should be sure to practice diplomacy in all
your dealings today, even at home where it may count the most.
Take the family to visit relatives tonight, you may learn some-
thing new.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
You and an estranged loved one that you have been sorely missing
may have occasion to meet today, and as one thing leads to
another, find yourself making up for one more try. Take this
person out for a celebration and cement the bonds of love.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You will meet with a lot of demands on your time and/or resources
today as everyone you meet seems to need help or need something
else. After most of the day like this, you finally escape to
your favorite fishing spot and stay out of touch for as long as
possible.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You and electronics don't seem to get along very well today,
as everyone you try to use seems to go on the fritz. It would
be best to try some other type of project for today and save
the technical stuff for another time.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This would be a good day to attend to the house repairs or home
improvements that have been needing done for a long time. If
you have the time, this is an excellent day to buy building
materials and hire contractors, if you are not a do-it-your-
self'er.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Keep your head down and your ear to the ground today as that
will be the safest bet on the job. Don't enter into any
office or plant controversies and you won't get into trouble
like some of the others will. A friend brings you good news
in the evening.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Today is a perfect day for mixing business with pleasure for
more reasons than you can imagine. Today's meeting could
bring a romance into your life that will last forever,so put
your best foot forward. A good day in all ways for you.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Your romantic feelings for a certain someone will only get
deeper as time goes on, yes it is time to ask the question
and find out exactly where you stand, I'm betting the
answer will be yes, especially if the person is a Leo.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
You and your family will see prosperous times begin for all
of you today as your luck turns for the better. A friend may
keep you waiting but while you are waiting you chance to
meet someone who will be able to bring this miraculous change
in fortune for you.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
When dealing with authority figures now you should practice all
the tact you have ever learned, your position and standing
depend upon it. Your wedding plans are moving right along now
as the invitations are all ready to be mailed.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
A social event may bring career helpful influences into your
life today along with positive financial developments. If
you maintain your own home based business, you may find just
the sort of help that you have been needing.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 518 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (20:53) * 1 lines 
 
Alas, I cannot...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 519 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 14, 2000 (23:55) * 96 lines 
 
June 15, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Through the actions of someone you know who is highly unpredict-
able you will find yourself in a mixup regarding social plans and
engagements. This could work to your advantage as you may miss
meeting someone that you would really rather not see. Finish a
creative project today.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You may find that the new person in the office got confused
and changed your appointments all around today. Don't worry,
it won't happen again if you use tack and understanding in
instructing this person. Don't take your frustration home
to a loved one, he/she won't like it.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
You will run into people today who may have ideas that are
radically different from yours, but they still deserve to
be heard; use tact and tolerance in all your dealings at
work and at home. Encouragement comes from unusual places.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Your productivity is high and you have a good day at work,
scoring quite a few kudos from your team mates. Evening
may bring a few family disagreements but you should try
very hard not to be to critical of a small child as all
he really wants to do is please you.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Save yourself some major problems today by watching your
devil may care attitude. Doing your own thing is very
attractive to you but don't hurt, or ignore others, in
the process; this could lead to difficulties, especially
marital.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
You have an unfinished task hanging in there that you really
need to address before you can expect to see any increase in
income from this project, this is a good day to devote to
completing it; work on it, don't worry about working on it.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
A difficulty about money may bother you today after a friend
dodges his/her obligation to repay you. You don't like to
have to ask, but in this case you may have to. A loyal
friend comes to your rescue in the romance department to-
night when someone starts an untrue rumor about you.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
With your creativity level at its peak, morning hours are
fraught with possibilities of promotion on the job Things
tend to slow down in the afternoon but you are still perk-
ing right along while the others are lagging behind. Pro-
mote your interests today.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Rumors and hearsay may plague your footsteps today but pay
absolutely no interest in them as the chances are very good
that every one of them are false. Don't let anything you
hear today, through the grapevine, color the way you feel
about a certain person.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
A friend may seem superficial on the surface but this person
comes through for you today when the chips are down. You may
also meet with some unexpected expenses that threaten to
overwhelm you, but you manage to stay afloat.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
When that old love comes knocking it will be best if you don't
let him/her in. Of course, if you want to be used, again, you
can make up with this person, but it will only mean more heart-
break for you. Invite friends over tonight as a buffer against
temptation.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
This is a bad time to loan money on a personal basis, but if
you have already, you will have trouble collecting what is
owed to you. Your work will be disrupted today due to
intrusions by family members, this is not good for your
employment future, unless you are already self employed.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 520 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (00:59) * 1 lines 
 
(um....)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 521 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (01:19) * 39 lines 
 
June 15, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Thursday June 15, 2000
Today you're entering the third week of the energy cycle
you began back on Friday, June 2. You're now at the halfway
point. It's time to see the consequences of what you've
been up to for the past two weeks. Check your calendar to
see where you were, who you were with, and what you were
doing back around June 2. During the next few days, it
would be good to follow up on, or put to rest, what you
were doing back then.
( don't need to do that - I know *grin*)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Thursday June 15, 2000

Sagittarius, you're beginning a new four-week energy cycle
today. You're "in the zone." The Force is with you and
waiting for your command. What do you want? What is your
intent and purpose for the month ahead? Right NOW, tell
your Self, "I want ____." Be specific. In your mind's eye,
see it happening. In your tummy, feel that it's a done
deal. Smile! Your wish is the Force's command.
(What's the deal with The Force?!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Thursday June 15, 2000
Cancer, you're a very warm, caring, nurturing person. It
makes you feel good to make others feel good. You need to
be needed. You're at the point in your monthly energy cycle
where you need to be taking care of yourself for a change.
Take a good hard look at your eating habits. Today, be
willing to eliminate from your diet at least one thing
that's definitely not good for you. You know what it is. Do
the loving thing. Give it up!
(I could write volumes......)




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 522 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (17:47) * 1 lines 
 
what? no more girls' night out? (and i didn't see eye to eye with the AM today and didn't handle it tactfully for the most part. but he came around and saw things my way and everything was ok after that)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 523 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (18:22) * 1 lines 
 
I really need something. I just found out how painful it is to be told "I love you...as a friend but it is not going any further." I NEED a night out with the girls since every man I know has either disappeared or is using me. It hurts!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 524 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (20:29) * 1 lines 
 
*HUGS*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 525 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (22:47) * 103 lines 
 
Thanks, Dearest Wolfie!

June 16, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A romantic impulse has you busy making weekend plans, just be
sure they are agreeable or you will find some last minute
changes being made. A good day at work as you get your main
project finished in record time and knock off early. Dinner
for two in a quiet restaurant is favored.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Don't be too quick to hop on someone else's bandwagon today
as it may lose a wheel no matter how good it looks. Go with
your own ideas and plans, those you can control to the
extent of cutting your losses if you make a mistake. Your
spouse cheers you on.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
This would be a good day to put the car in for a tune up and
overall inspection while you are at work; be sure the brakes
are checked. A chance at a new position may come your way
but you are hesitant about accepting it, try talking it over
with your spouse as you both must live with your decision.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You have a chance for financial gains today if you stand pat
on your holdings until the price goes up. You are gifted
with social graces and they are a big asset to you in the
evening. Plan a short trip with the family this weekend and
enjoy some fun times.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You are better able to focus today than you were yesterday,
your powers of concentration are stronger so you see some
of the important things you missed, and make short work of
them. Romance will play a big part in your weekend plans;
you may even become engaged if you are not already married.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Compromise may be the only way to travel today if you would
restore peace and harmony in your surroundings. Hard work
is the order of the day but after sundown you take off for
some of the fun spots in town, don't forget the spouse, if
you have one. (Remember the designated driver rule.).

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Being self reliant has always been your dream and today is
a good time to start doing it. A few grown up decisions
await you, (no matter what age you are), and with a little
mature thinking you make them wisely. A new love that will
appreciate your talents is on the horizon.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A little extra charm, and a little extra enthusiasm will
cause many doors to open for you today in your work a day
world. Aggression is out at this time as the people you
will deal with does not appreciate aggression in any of
it's forms; boldness yes, aggression no.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
You are the type who make a fine student, or a great teacher,
as your love of learning and imparting that knowledge to
others is inherent in your sign, and today you finally reach
your goal as your application to teach has been accepted and
you walk the clouds in joy.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Today as you ponder your future the vision of what you want
to accomplish has never been clearer and you begin to make
plans and adjustments to reach your goals. A weekend trip
to some out of the way, quiet, place is a good thought for
you as you should take even more time to plan your future
while it is still shining in your mind.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Today would be a good day to get your budget for the coming
quarter approved as people are in a more congenial mood
than usual. An afternoon spent catching up on your business
correspondence will free you for the evening so you will
have the necessary time to plan your weekend without a lot
of worry.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Try not to be too possessive with a loved one today as that
could only lead to marital disputes and unrest, it has even
been known to lead to the divorce court. Be resourceful
today when planning your home improvements for the weekend.
Don't overspend and bust the budget.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 526 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (22:49) * 1 lines 
 
Wow, I can look forward to a grease and oil change?! Not the way I figured my life, but the Forester IS due....*sigh*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 527 of 1288: Paul Terry Walhus  (terry) * Thu, Jun 15, 2000 (23:50) * 3 lines 
 
I'm winding up an 18 hour day, I did a lot of digging to figure out how to set up these Sun Servers but finally got it done.

Two Enterprise 450s and three Enterprise 250s are talking to the world!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 528 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun 16, 2000 (00:38) * 53 lines 
 
June 16, 2000

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Friday June 16, 2000
Sagittarius, you began a new four-week energy cycle
yesterday. The Force is ready and waiting to fulfill your
Heart's Desire. NOW is the moment of power. Once again,
tell your Self, "I want ______." Ask your Self, "How good
am I willing to have it be?" And remember, "It is our
attitude at the beginning that more than anything else
produces a successful outcome." (Earl Nightingale) There's
a Full Moon today in the Sign of Sagittarius. Steer clear
of the loonies!
(I would Imagine, Very Good, Indeed!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Friday June 16, 2000
As Benjamin Franklin said, " Dost thou love life? Then do
not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of."
Tomorrow is a turning point in the new energy cycle you
began on June 10. Today is the time for you to take some
form of action to make your wish a reality. Make up your
mind! Decide to decide! Your intention is what counts.
(There's a Full Moon today. Steer clear of the loonies!)
(Think I am out of his life despite of this avowals...but, never say never)

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Friday June 16, 2000
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its
flood, leads on to fortune." (Shakespeare) Today, during
the Full Moon, is a good time to seek the support or
resources you need for whatever you've been working on
during the past two weeks. If your intention to make
something happen was strong, you'll be seeing some results
now. During the next two weeks, follow through on what you
started. Join forces with the people who share your
interest and enthusiasm for doing something new.
( I as sure trying.....)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Friday June 16, 2000
Today is the last day before the halfway point of your
energy cycle. The wave of energy released two weeks ago
will reach its maximum strength tomorrow. Today is the time
to make last minute changes in your plans, to get your
house in order, and to prepare for opportunities or
breakthroughs. At this point, it is your attitude -- more
than anything else -- that will determine what will happen
tomorrow. "The higher you go, the better the attitude."
(Earl Nightingale) There's a Full Moon today. Steer clear
of the loonies!
(hugs of support)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 529 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Fri, Jun 16, 2000 (00:41) * 1 lines 
 
No loonie toonies, ok.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 530 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Fri, Jun 16, 2000 (08:32) * 9 lines 
 
From the earlier one:
(me)Cancer: Plan a short trip with the family this weekend and
enjoy some fun times.

(him) Leo: Romance will play a big part in your weekend plans

The hotel room is booked for Sunday night!!!!! Oh for some peace and quiet and privacy.
(what loonies, where, tell me and I'll steer clear of them!)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 531 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Fri, Jun 16, 2000 (09:11) * 3 lines 
 
gemini: what plans have i been working on the past two weeks? oh, wait, i'm leaving the country today. but that thing about the brake check has me a bit scared. (think it was their gratuitous safety plug though)

maggie: you go and have some fun! *woohoo*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 532 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun 16, 2000 (12:29) * 3 lines 
 
Maggie and Tony........Yessssssssss! Enjoy! I guess this Gemini gets to do tha brake job because there is nothing planned here...*sigh*




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 533 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (03:55) * 37 lines 
 
June 17, 2000

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Saturday June 17, 2000
Sagittarius, what do you value? What is it that makes your
life worth living? One thing that is extremely important
for Sagittarians is for their lives to have a sense of
meaning and purpose. Today, be grateful for all the people
in your life who inspire you to look upward and to go
higher. Promise yourself that you'll never stop being a
seeker.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Saturday June 17, 2000
Today you're entering the third week of the energy cycle
you began back on Sunday, June 4. You're now at the halfway
point. It's time to see the consequences of what you've
been up to for the past two weeks. Check your calendar to
see where you were, whom you were with, and what you were
doing back around June 4. During the next few days, it
would be good to follow up on, or put to rest, what you
were doing back then.

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Saturday June 17, 2000
Gemini, your current energy cycle peaked two days ago. The
wave of energy you experienced then has not yet subsided.
Today your emotions are more intense than usual. You can
tell by the way people are reacting to you. You may be
drawn to certain types of people you normally don't
approach. You're experiencing feelings and moods that are
very different. What was going on with you two days ago?
Are you feeling now what was too deep or strong for you to
feel back then? If you're feeling strange or confused, talk
to a close friend or anybody you can totally trust. Get it
off your chest!
(oh my, tell me about it. It has been amazing!!!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 534 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (05:18) * 1 lines 
 
(my memory doesn't go back that far!!!!*grin*)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 535 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (11:40) * 1 lines 
 
uh oh! i've got no idea what i was thinking about two days ago!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 536 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (12:18) * 103 lines 
 
(*grin* as do I and what I was thinking....think we discussed that...)

June 17, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Saturday is your day and time to howl! Consider having a get
together with a few good friends. Weather permitting, a back-
yard Bar-B-Que sounds like fun. Be especially careful that
in your exuberance you do not say something that accidentally
wounds another.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
You do not have to take care of the world. Your friends and
acquaintances ask more of you than you want to do. Saying
no is the best way of separating true friends from your
hangers on. Later today your energies run high so go out
and enjoy yourself but make it an early night.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
All things come to those who wait and you will find most of
your answers by listening quietly. Quit worrying and take
this Saturday to get out the old folding lounge and sack
out in the back yard with a magazine, a glass of tea, birds
song, and you.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You may have to put off your weekend plans because friends
and family place heavy demands on your time and resources
today. An adult son/daughter may have problems that only
you can solve, so be prepared. Late afternoon brings peace
and quiet by clearing your mind with a good book .

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A telephone call, or letter from a good friend you haven't
heard from in a long time could cheer you immensely. Guard
against doing anything hasty or rash today as this is not
a good day to make a firm life decision. Take time to get
close to your spouse or shore up a flagging relationship.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Someone who has been false to you in the past is interested
in getting back together again. Be careful. Caution is your
keynote for today but with your sense of discernment you
should uncover the truth and come through with flying
colors. All that glitters is not gold and that goes for
relationships, especially today.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Your nerves and mental processes need that rest you have
been promising yourself. Go boating, driving, or even
hula hooping if you must, but get away from it all.
Rainy day? Go rent a motel room and spend the day read-
ing or relaxing with your spouse.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
The Scorpion may feel like giving a nasty sting today to
the people who disagree with you. But put the brakes on
and look deep inside for the cause of your unrest. You
are capable of finding, facing, and defeating any short-
comings on your part that is upsetting you.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Today you should renew your energies by doing some fun
activity in or around water. Fishing, boating, but not
swimming yet as it may not have warmed up enough in
your part of the country. Children are particularly
sensitive today so you may see yourself reflected in
their eyes.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
After a hectic week you should take time to recharge your
batteries. Go fishing, do a little yard puttering or take
a leisurely ride in the country. Whatever you do make
plans to get out and enjoy the healing warmth of Gods
wonderful sunshine and fresh air.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Don't be fooled by someone you have met recently or by a
friend who has played you false in the past. take this
Saturday to reevaluate your priorities. You are going to
need that stubborn streak you have in order to hold off
those who would take advantage of your generosity.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Today is just right for applying your energy and drive
into getting ahead on your job or any endeavor where
you can apply the skills you have accumulated over the
years. You could persuade that special person that you
are ready to try again. Love is in full bloom.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 537 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (17:30) * 1 lines 
 
"not swimming". Not not swimming. It's warm enough, believe me.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 538 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (17:39) * 1 lines 
 
Go Swimming... You earned the right and it is warm enough!!!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 539 of 1288: Wolf  (wolf) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (18:27) * 1 lines 
 
ok, does sacking out in an airport mean the same thing as sacking out in a lounge chair? i think not. but, patience paid off and now i'm flying firstclass to germany on monday.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 540 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 17, 2000 (18:46) * 1 lines 
 
Fingers crossed BIG TIME and *hugs* Wolfie - that's gotta be miserable!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 541 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Sun, Jun 18, 2000 (00:14) * 1 lines 
 
Have a good trip!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 542 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 18, 2000 (00:17) * 50 lines 
 
June 18, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Sunday June 18, 2000
Gemini, don't be surprised if you have some strong feelings
today about sex, money or joint possessions. You're in a
space where you're sensitive about getting or protecting
what you feel is rightfully yours. These may be old
feelings you haven't yet resolved or feelings about events
that occurred only recently. In any case, they're your
feelings. If you're feeling envy, resentment or jealousy,
write the offending party a letter. Say exactly what you
feel and think, then burn it and flush the ashes down the sink.
(oh man - yes....I know!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Sunday June 18, 2000
Cancer, you're at that place in your monthly cycle where
your energy is at high tide. You'll be more sensitive than
usual to the people with whom you have close, personal
relationships. Today, you're wanting and needing more love
and support. Be aware that you might overreact to the
slightest provocation or sign of neglect. If you want
people to be sensitive to your feelings today, then be
sensitive to theirs and they'll return the favor.
(Hugging you warmly and tenderly - You're gonna need it!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Sunday June 18, 2000
Libra, no matter how mature and independent you become, you
still have feelings and needs. Periodically, you feel the
need to be with people who love and accept you for who you
are, not for what they get from you. These nutritious
people might actually be family members or may feel like
family. Today is a good day to connect with a caring soul.
Who in your life makes you feel good for being you? If you
feel like it, get in touch with that person today and say,
"Thanks for being in my life."
(Yo Lance! talk to me!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Sunday June 18, 2000
Each Sign of the Zodiac receives both a gift and a
challenge from the Sign that follows it. Sagittarius is
followed by Capricorn (12/22-1/20). The Capricorns in your
life teach you the value of being self-reliant and
self-sufficient. They challenge you to be practical and put
your knowledge to good use. Be grateful for the Capricorns
in your life. They care for you. They just don't know how to show it!
(Guess I am no help to you today.......I'll go post and ruffle some feathers!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 543 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 18, 2000 (23:06) * 105 lines 
 
June 19, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
This is a great time for dealing with influential people and
the signing of contracts, your terms are easier to get today
than any other time this week. You and a loved one are having
problems right now but with love and understanding you will
be able to work the situation out before it becomes a threat
to your happiness.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
A meeting with an investment counselor could save, or make,
you a lot of money today if you pay close attention to what
he is telling you. Your business is beginning to pick up
now that the weather is clearing, and it is a good time to
hire some reliable help.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Don't be caught short in a coming emergency. Start your
savings plan now and stick to it so you will not have
your life style bent out of shape in the near future.
This is not a good time to stick money in risky invest-
ments, or in a business that may not be what it is
cracked up to be.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Where your job interests are concerned you must beard the
lion in his lair and aggressively, (but nicely), ask for
that raise you know that you deserve. A family crisis may
have you upset now, but these kind of things blow over
and you will be much stronger because of it.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Collaboration efforts finally bear fruit and you should see
your brain child published in the near future, contracts
may be offered today. Others will find that working con-
ditions are greatly improved with the addition of some
innovative thinking by the powers that be.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
A project that you have been working on nears completion but
you find an unexpected problem that will give you some hard
work solving but you manage to work through it. A weekend of
fun may have you more tired than you care to admit, so make
it an early day, if you can, and take a rest.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Try not to be too harsh when speaking with a coworker today
as it could lead to hard feelings and ruin your enjoyment
of your position. A problem with a teen may have your nerves
on edge, but paste a smile on and keep going, things will
straighten themselves out if the teen is allowed to confront
her own problem.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your creativity juices are flowing today and you come up
with some really good money making ideas that you know
will work. A new hobby suddenly turns into a new, success-
ful, business. A family get together left hard feelings,
but you soon set things right.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Nerves are your middle name and your main affliction. You
have to learn to let go and let people work their own
problems out, you can't be held responsible for everyone:
try to take a complete day just doing what you enjoy and
refusing to worry; surprise yourself at the results.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Love, love, love, Spring has gotten all your fancies in tow
and you are abloom like the flowers of Spring. Be careful
that this is the real thing, and if you think it is, then
start writing up the invitations as you will be asked that
all important question of the heart, and we know what you
will answer. YES.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
You will see a big increase in your popularity today as you
have to turn down a lot of invitations to social affairs.
Try to attend as many as you can, though, as this is very
good for your public image, and will be to your advantage
at a future time when you may seek some type of election.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Today you will be given a major opportunity to get
ahead, either in the position you already hold, or
one with another company altogether. Your family
supports your decision, and will stick by you during
the transition period when you may have to do a lot
of traveling.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 544 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 19, 2000 (17:11) * 40 lines 
 
June 19, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Monday June 19, 2000
Gemini, if anything significant occurred 4-5 days ago when
your energy was at its peak level, today's a good time to
figure out what to make of it. First of all, what happened
or didn't happen? In either case, are you happy or unhappy
about it? Why? What should you have done, or done
differently, 4-5 days ago? If nothing significant happens
during this 4 week energy cycle, don't worry. There will
always be another, and another . . . .
(I havested a nest of vipers all demanding me and the resident one is none to happy. Would I have changed anything? Oh No! What a ride it has been!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Monday June 19, 2000
Your current energy cycle peaked two days ago. The wave of
energy you experienced then has still not subsided. Today
your emotions are more intense than usual. You can tell by
the way people are reacting to you. You may be drawn to
certain types of people you normally don't approach. You're
experiencing feelings and moods very different from your
normal self. What was going on with you two days ago? Are
you just now feeling what was too deep or strong for you to
feel back then? If you're feeling strange or confused, talk
to a close friend or anybody you can totally trust. Get it
off your chest!
(I am here for you.....but you know that!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Monday June 19, 2000
Sagittarius, your communications with others are likely to
be more emotional today than usual. You're not satisfied
with superficial conversations. If you can keep your
feelings under control, this can be a time for you to have
some really meaningful communications. This is a good day
to seek out your more intelligent friends and people who
inspire you. If you're bored, pick up the phone and call a
long-lost relative.
(You must have a list of both a mile long...)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 545 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 19, 2000 (17:14) * 14 lines 
 
June 19, 2000

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Monday June 19, 2000
All work and no play make Libra a dull person.
Psychologists say that one sign of a healthy person is his
or her ability to play. What have you done lately for the
sheer, childlike pleasure of enjoying yourself? Today is a
good day for you to create a happy, entertaining experience
for yourself. Go to a movie. Have a date. Eat an ice cream
cone. Do anything that's fun for you. It'll do your heart good.
(Alas, I heard from Lance who is on 24 hour a day tending his ailing mother,
and I think the memories of ice cream and Marcia will have to suffice for the
time being.)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 546 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 19, 2000 (23:11) * 101 lines 
 
June 20, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Do not be so quick to jump at other peoples ideas, as there
is a distinct possibility of losses which you can keep to a
minimum with a little forethought. Slow down and smell the
coffee, too much work can make you either a nervous wreck,
or give you a bad case of eye strain.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
A coworker is trying to help further your career at this time
and, although you know who it is you are stunned that this
person even knows you are alive. Don't read too much into
this help though, as he/she may not have any romantic
inclinations toward you.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Your Guardian Angel steps in to help you get your problems
solved. This could be a lucky week for you but don't take
any undue risks with your income such as gambling, the
losses could become mind boggling. Marital difficulties
clear themselves up by evening.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
With your keen sense of perception it is possible for you to
catch potential hazards and correct , or have them corrected.
before disaster can strike at work, so be on your toes. Your
charisma brings many new people into your life, since your
animal magnetism is at a high point.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
This is a good day to let someone get close to you and share
your burdens in love and spirituality. Meditation on your
higher values are in order. Children need more of your
attention than usual; it is vital that you give it to them,
for you are their role model.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
This is a good day to meditate on your spiritual values.
Children need your example and good advice, so make it
as good as only you can. Be more supportive of a mate,
or lover, in thought and speech. It could work wonders,
and cement the bonds you share.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Do not go out on a limb today in the workplace. Be sure of
your facts before you speak up, as winding up with egg on
your face will not serve to bolster your prestige. Your
spouse may not be as helpful and supportive as she/he has
in the past. You have the ability to find out why and
clear it up.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your wandering eye is casting about for a better job. Great,
if you can find it. The one you have has good possibilities
and advancement is closer then you think, so hang in there
a while longer, if you can. Family matters take on a more
serious note today.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Unmarried Sagittarians can find a new love that may become
a life companion, in fact you may want to pop the question
five minutes after you meet! Married ones will find new
excitement and adventure with their mate. Children will be
a joy today, so enjoy it.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
You have been having some problems that can be cleared up by
a lot of faith and spiritual meditation. Lawsuits, contracts,
and so forth will be thoroughly explained to you and with
your penchant for outthinking the opposition you can come
out on top of the situation.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
You are always kind and helpful to those who can't help
themselves, but be aware of those who won't help them-
selves and would rather you did it all. Dreams are so
clear lately that you spend time to today analyzing one
that has been bothering you.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You have a fantastic sixth sense and it will be in full
force today so your powers of discernment may make you
feel a little angry with a friend, just remember we are
all human and you do have the gift of understanding
that should make things right again.





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 547 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (17:53) * 41 lines 
 
June 20, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Tuesday June 20, 2000
Gemini, don't be surprised today if you have the urge to
get away from your normal routine and go someplace far
away. You're in that part of your energy cycle now where
you feel a mood or a restlessness you can't quite pin down.
If nothing of any importance happened 4-5 days ago when
your energy level was at a peak, you've probably still got
energy to burn. You might just be bored. If it's possible
to do something radically different today, great. If not,
get out and stretch your legs, or take a long drive.
(trying to make plane reservations.......)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Tuesday June 20, 2000
You began a new energy cycle on Thursday, June 15 At first,
you may have felt little more than a vague urge or desire
for something new in your life. It's time now to give this
new energy more meaning and direction. Was anything
particular going on in your life on June 15? What were you
doing/feeling/thinking then? Don't let your new burst of
energy dissipate and amount to nothing. Today, tell
yourself what you want to happen during the next several weeks.
(busy man!!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Tuesday June 20, 2000

Cancer, don't be surprised if you have some strong feelings
today about sex, money, or joint possessions. You're in a
space where you're sensitive about getting or protecting
what you feel is rightfully yours. These may be old
feelings you haven't yet resolved or feelings about events
that occurred only recently. In any case, they're your
feelings. If you're feeling envy, resentment, or jealousy,
write the offending party a letter. Say exactly what you
feel and think, then burn it and flush the ashes down the
sink.
(sigh)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 548 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (22:45) * 99 lines 
 
June 21, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Someone from afar is drawn to you romantically, either through
an introduction or the web. Be careful if it is the web and
don't take chances until you get to know this person in the
flesh. Work will pretty much blasť today and you will get a
chance to get caught up.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Take the middle road of conservatism in business today in order
to better protect your assets; take a more conciliatory tome
with higher ups if you are in a job situation so you won't
injure your chances of getting ahead. Romantic commitments are
possible today.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Reconciliation's are possible today if you play your cards right.
Try to watch any undue spending after nightfall, as being loose
with the money may hurt the 'second time around' that you are
trying for. The only council you should keep today is with
yourself.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you will hear some good news concerning an investment or
a loan that you have been trying to get. A long delay at work
throws you behind schedule but cheer up, tomorrow will be
better. Children need some strong leadership at the moment
and you provide it.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Today it is possible to reach agreements on any number of fronts
as your charm and charisma is working overtime. Career moves
will meet with success at this time and that promotion is in the
bag for you. However, your travel plans may have to be changed.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
Those loose ends have been tied up and you are enjoying a few
days off to spend with visiting relatives, plan on having some
fun and forgetting about business for awhile. Getting the boat
out and spending some time on the lake or river, fishing,
seems like a dandy idea.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Try not to shop for electronic equipment today as this is not
a good day for you to find the better deals, best to shelve
this idea until later. Domestic disputes may have you turning
in circles and this would be a good time to have a heart to
heart talk with the one you are on the outs with, a happy
resolution could be had.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
A work problem that you find increasingly hard to solve finally
works itself out by the end of the day and you wonder why you
did not see the answer sooner. Take time with the spouse and
family later today, as a good evening of togetherness is just
what the doctor ordered.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Listen to a friend today as he or she talks about an idea that
will sound so worthwhile that you can hardly wait to get
started. Go for it, this seems like a sound investment that,
with work on your part, could turn you a pretty dollar. Set
the plans in motion tonight.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
Spring cleaning time is rearing it's head and you are feeling
just energetic enough to pitch in and get it started, don't
be shy, press everyone into the work and see how fast it goes.
Evening leaves you tired but happy, so take a break at your
favorite restaurant.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Morning sees things rolling along for you like clockwork with
no hitches, but later in the day you find obstacles everywhere
you turn, don't let them get you down as they are only
temporary, and what you need most of all is patience. Take
your spouse to lunch.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Even though the day will bring positive responses from your
investments you will also meet with some unexpected, added
expenses. Just roll with the flow and you won't sink as
long as you continue to think of success and not failure.
Family is with you on all this.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 549 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (22:48) * 1 lines 
 
No plane reservations till hjalf way into September off the Islands. Just like last year. We are virtual prisoners in our own state! No visiting my son till October! I am desperately unhappy!


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 550 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (22:49) * 30 lines 
 
TAROTSCOPE - June 21, 2000

EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Trust your instincts today. If you have opened a door, and
find you don't like the atmosphere in the room, just leave
and close the door firmly behind you. You do not have to
trust darkness on faith alone. If you are not comfortable
where you are - look to the light and follow its beacon.

FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
You may find yourself shaking your head today to try and
separate illusion from reality. Go ahead and daydream if
you wish, just remember that you'll have to get a grip or
take a stand soon. A broad field of choices may be narrowed
down, which will improve your chances of success.

AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
Your path is clear and smooth today, and your goals are in
sight. Business, career and financial matters progress well.
There is the possibility of extra earned income, and even
more good financial opportunities to be built upon.

WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Find a bridge between duty and pleasure today, and you'll
be surprised how wonderful a day you can create. Look at
things from where you are, but remember what is above and
below you. And be prepared for a nice surprise from the
horizon.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 551 of 1288: Rana Catesbianna  (Rana) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (23:25) * 1 lines 
 
So, Marcia, tell us about your self. I noticed you are interested in train hopping. yes i know this isn't the train hoping page but this site appears large and i haven't found my way back to that subject yet. Did you find out what C.C.R. stands for


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 552 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (23:52) * 3 lines 
 
I went to his web site and was delighted with what I found and suddenly cannot remember what it was........
http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/read/austin/23/new
Continue in there???


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 553 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 20, 2000 (23:55) * 3 lines 
 
Oh...if you really want to know about me check:

http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/browse/geo/all/


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 554 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 21, 2000 (02:09) * 39 lines 
 
June 21, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Wednesday June 21, 2000
Gemini, do you believe in a Higher Power or in anything
that gives your life a sense of meaning and purpose? During
this third week in your monthly energy cycle, it's good to
stop and ponder what your life is all about. Do you think
your life is going somewhere? Do you have a sense of
direction? What are you doing? And why? You might overheat
your brain trying to figure these things out for yourself.
Wouldn't it be great to have someone with whom you could
discuss these weighty issues?
(chill out!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Wednesday June 21, 2000
Cancer, Several days ago, you began a new four-week energy
cycle. You made a decision to make something happen during
the month ahead. What did you decide? What changes were you
willing to make? To reinforce your intention to bring some
newness into your life, tell a friend what you're up to
this month. Write it in your journal. Put a sign on your
desk. The Force doesn't need you to light its fire, but it
does need your direction.
(gee, everyone has a force with them.......)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Wednesday June 21, 2000
As Benjamin Franklin said, "Dost thou love life? Then do
not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of."
Tomorrow is a turning point in the new energy cycle you
began on June 15. Today is the time for you to take some
form of action to make your wish a reality. Make up your
mind! Decide to decide! Your intention is what counts.
( there you got, Terry! Do it)





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 555 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Wed, Jun 21, 2000 (07:32) * 1 lines 
 
Friday will be a major turning point for all of us at the Spring, the beginning of a whole new growth cycle. Stay tuned for details.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 556 of 1288: Spring Spirit (sprin5) * Wed, Jun 21, 2000 (07:47) * 1 lines 
 
I've taken a number of actions in responses that you'll read today. I'm hoping to galvanize a major segment of this community into action and foster a new growth spurt based on innovative courseware that we develop as a a team.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 557 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 21, 2000 (22:35) * 103 lines 
 
June 22, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Your energies are around normal but your logical reasoning
ability is enhanced. Take advantage of this day by using
these attributes to get ahead on your job. Give children
the benefit of the doubt today as one may not be respon-
sible for the latest trouble.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
Your energies are also running high today and you may have
the ability to 'cloud men's minds', but be sure you keep
your ethics and moral values in place as you guard against
taking advantage of those who seem to be standing in line
for just such a thing to happen.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
A surprise of a pleasant nature will be coming your way
today and if you keep on your toes you will realize great
benefit from it. Be aware of the changes that a loved one
is going through, and you will be able to make a positive
impact on their future.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Guard against any form of carelessness on the job today
and be extra careful around machinery as there exists
the possibility of a small accident that being alert
can prevent. This is not a good day to volunteer for
extra work because you may take on more than you can
handle and all your projects would suffer because of
it.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You may inadvertently find yourself involved in settling
disputes among people you work with today, be careful
though, that you are not being partial to either side as
that's not the way a peacemaker works. A new relationship
that will last is likely to happen to you today.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
The tables turn on those that may have been trying to do
you harm, you have found a stronger sense of analytical
reasoning then you have known in the past and now feel
more positive in your outlook. A great time for you to
look into investment opportunities, and possible home
based businesses.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Avoid purchasing a new home, car, or any other major item
today you may have a tendency to leap before you look and
get in a snarl with the financial arrangements, paying
more than you should. Now is the time to start the ball
rolling on that new money making idea.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
At work you will be a star, provided you use courage. You
will have a challenge to face that will require it. You
and automobiles do not mix to well this week, so it is
best to put off any travel plans and drive as little as
possible; nothing big, but there could be a small accident.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
You may want to keep notes on the ideas you come up with
today, as they will come in handy for you in the future.
Detail and accuracy are your most important points to
remember today as the tendency to daydream is strong.
Give the family some rare attention tonight.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
A good day to get outside and commune with nature if you
can have enough time away from the workplace, as this is
your best source of stress relief. Meditation also, will
strengthen you. Let the stress that you have built up
just drain away and you will be twice as ready to take
on your foes.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
Friends and relatives will soon be needing you more often
then usual, It will be up to you to get a grip on this,
otherwise you will find yourself being used. Your love
life is doing well, you should try and work on existing
relationships instead of trying to create new ones

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You can relax at work as long as you are doing your job
and not goofing off, goofing off today could get you
severely reprimanded or even terminated. Your love life
is getting better, and your relationships are growing
stronger, do not risk setbacks by saying hurtful things,
even by accident.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 558 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 21, 2000 (22:38) * 30 lines 
 
June 22, 2000

EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
A strong woman with a lovely spirit shows serenity, courage
and kindness today. You may be asked along on an adventure
- it will be fun. Someone will be an anchor in the storm.
Let the winds blow!

FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
You may be feeling a bit down and disillusioned today, or
even battle-weary. Take some quiet time to regroup, and
refresh yourself. Don't ignore the blessings under your
very feet - a simple tilt of you head will show you much
new beauty you may have been overlooking.

AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
The lion might be the King of the Jungle, but you air people
will have both the physical and the spiritual presence to
make a purring pussycat out of the wild feline. Hold your
arms high in the air and feel the strength of the universe
coursing through your veins.

WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
You have a strong but gentle grasp on the world around you
today. You are masterful and in control, but your gentleness
is a balm on the world around you. It's a great day to
identify what needs to be done, and then do it. Nothing will
block your way.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 559 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 22, 2000 (00:43) * 52 lines 
 
June 22, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Thursday June 22, 2000
Today you're entering the fourth and final week of the
energy cycle you began back on June 2. You're running low
on energy now, so don't push yourself. If you have been
using your time and energy well, it's time now to relax and
enjoy the fruits of your labor. If you haven't fared well
during these past three weeks, it's time to say "oops" or
"aw shucks" and forgive yourself. Promise yourself you'll
do much better during your next energy cycle which starts
on Thursday, June 29.
(depends on who you ask - I have met the most incredible people lately)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Thursday June 22, 2000
Cancer, if anything significant occurred four or five days
ago when your energy was at its peak level, today's a good
time to figure out what to make of it. First of all, what
happened or didn't happen? In either case, are you happy or
unhappy about it? Why? What should you have done, or done
differently, four or five days ago? If nothing significant
happens during this four-week energy cycle, don't worry.
There will always be another, and another. . . .
(sigh again.......and I am here always.......)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Thursday June 22, 2000
Sagittarius, you're entering the second week of the energy
cycle you began on Thursday, June 15. Have you created
anything new and interesting in your life so far? Are you
getting a sense of direction? Today is a turning point! Ask
yourself, "Just how good am I willing to have it be in my
life?" What's your answer? The results of what you've been
doing during the past week are due to show up around
Thursday, June 29.
(just hang in there Terry....)


Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Thursday June 22, 2000
Libra, you possess within yourself, at every moment of your
life, under all circumstances, the power to transform the
quality of your life. You're at that place in your monthly
energy cycle where a shift is needed in your attitude
toward yourself. Life is trying to make you happy. Are you
ready and willing to give up your limitations? Today, be
willing to see yourself differently. "Don't find fault,
find a remedy." (Henry Ford)
(Lance's Mom is in the hospital and gravely ill)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 560 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 22, 2000 (13:31) * 30 lines 
 
Tarotscope - sun signs - June 23, 2000

EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Many others may have tried on Cinderella's glass slipper -
but only the true and rightful owner was able to finally
claim it! Many have tried to pull the sword from the stone,
but maybe your courage and your efforts will create the
magic touch necessary to succeed where others have failed.

FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Your boat may be tossed about a bit by the forces of nature
today. If you stay put, focus on your destination, and put
a little muscle power into it, you can row your boat to
pleasant shores.

AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
A day to balance your finances, your opportunities and your
schedule. There will be time and resources enough for
everything in your capable hands. Meet a friend if you can
- and go for a stroll by the water. It will be a joyous time.

WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
A young person will delight you with their charm and
creativity. Perhaps it's time to let your own creative
spirit soar a little - fresh viewpoints may emerge that
will give you a new take on a situation. Listen to some
music, or paint a picture, or plant a flower - enjoy
creativity in all its aspects.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 561 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Thu, Jun 22, 2000 (14:02) * 1 lines 
 
(new boyfriend just asked for my poems - does that count????)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 562 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 22, 2000 (14:23) * 1 lines 
 
*ahem* "new boyfriend" ???? Talk to me, oh thou who implored me to behave...


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 563 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Thu, Jun 22, 2000 (14:37) * 1 lines 
 
Hannah's of course!!!! sorry forgot to say *grin*


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 564 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 22, 2000 (15:10) * 1 lines 
 
.....*sigh* Oh well.. (putting my mind back where it belongs.....sigh!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 565 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun 23, 2000 (00:08) * 44 lines 
 
June 23, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Friday June 23, 2000
Gemini, you're in the final week of your monthly energy
cycle. It's a good time to ask your Self: "Do I have a game
plan for my life? Do I keep on making the same old
mistakes?" Albert Einstein said, "Insanity is doing the
same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
If you've been spinning your wheels for the past three
weeks and "getting nowhere fast," maybe your life needs a
purpose. "What is the use of living if it be not to make
this world a better place for those who live in it after we
are gone?" (Winston Churchill)
( I am trying...!)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Friday June 23, 2000
Cancer, don't be surprised today if you have the urge to
get away from your normal routine and go someplace far
away. You're in that part of your energy cycle now where
you feel a mood or a restlessness you can't quite pin down.
If nothing of any importance happened four or five days ago
when your energy level was at a peak, you've probably still
got energy to burn. You might be bored. If it's possible to
do something radically different today, great. If not, get
out and stretch your legs, or take a long drive.
(Honey, join me for a good hike!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Friday June 23, 2000
Sagittarius, no matter how wise and mature you become, you
still have feelings and needs. Periodically, you feel the
need to be with people who love and accept you for who you
are, not for what they get from you. These nutritious
people might actually be family members or may feel like
family. Today is a good day to connect with a caring soul.
Who in your life makes you feel good for being you? If you
feel like it, get in touch with that person today and say
"Thanks for being in my life."
(You're on your own for this one)





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 566 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Fri, Jun 23, 2000 (16:42) * 99 lines 
 
Junbe 23, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A social connection will introduce you to a valuable business
person who will help to further your career. Family plans for
the coming weekend may go awry but things will smooth out so
everyone will enjoy the outing. Keep your cool with a friend
today.

TAURUS
(Apr. 20- may 20)
The advisability of pursuing a certain business plan will give
you extra incentive today but take it slow and by the numbers.
Things will work out nicely with a spouse or other if you give
them half a chance to explain things to you. A laid back even-
ing puts you at ease.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Indecisiveness is your bane and today will be another where
you find it hard to make a choice and stick to it, remember,
you cannot have your cake and eat it too. An invitation to
go out on the river this weekend may not be your best choice,
stay home and take it easy.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
After a busy week, just when you think things are winding
down you are tapped for overtime, it is a good idea to
accept in a cheerful manner as this could lead to your
eventual promotion. This is a good time to start planning
your home repairs and facelift after the winter storms.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
An inspiration brought on by someone or something at work
gives you some great home redecorating ideas. Go for it
but be sure you don't break the bank in the process. You
are socially well connected which will bring you some aid
in the financial department.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 22)
At work this morning you are met with some good news about
your career plans and you are overjoyed. Friends and family
are sufficiently impressed about this to give you a congrat-
ulations party. The initial travel required will be lots
more fun if you take a loved one along.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23 -Oct. 23)
Home decorating or redecorating will be your main focus for
today and that makes this a good day to go out and shop for
the things you will need. Furniture bargains and even col-
lectibles are easy to find when you are really looking for
them.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your charm will play a big part today in having doors opened
for you both in the business world and in your personal life.
Be sure that you act ethically and with honor in all you
attempt today in order for your plans to have the most suc-
cess. Lies will be found out.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22 -Dec. 21)
Don't be afraid to speak out as you have strong opinions on
certain matters, and there are certain things that need to
be said in order to let the opposition know exactly where
you stand on the issues. Family and friends are in your
corner and root you on.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 19)
No confrontations for you today as your laid back mood just
won't support it. Best to nod and smile and keep walking,
you'll get a better chance at a later date. Travel plans
for the weekend may be canceled due to some disruption in
the family; nothing so serious that you can't handle it.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20 -Feb. 18)
An unexpected favor from an unexpected source gives you a
boost at your job as you are given a raise on the strength
of this persons recommendation. Don't expect too much
togetherness from the family tonight as everyone has their
own agenda and their own direction to go.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
Going gung ho at work today gets you there first with the
most and you are the one who gathers the laurels and the
recognition which leads to higher pay. A good friend
lends you inspiration in some creative endeavors, and a
spouse lets you in on the happy secret.




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 Response 567 of 1288: Maggie  (sociolingo) * Sat, Jun 24, 2000 (03:29) * 12 lines 
 
(this is so funny -

me - This is a good time to start planning
your home repairs and facelift after the winter storms.

him - Go for it [redecorating] but be sure you don't break the bank in the process. You
are socially well connected which will bring you some aid
in the financial department.

He's just this week pulled in a social connection to help get the house repairs done - a builder friend who will supply the workmen and materials at cost!!!! At long last, just as we are leaving, the house will be decent!!! Grrrrr!)




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 568 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 24, 2000 (18:23) * 108 lines 
 
June 24, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Good judgment will help you through some shaky time in your
business world today. Fortunately you have plenty of that
and you handle all problems as they confront you. A family
situation will take up a good part of your evening but com-
promise saves the day.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
This is not a good day to take time off from your business
to spend in personal pursuits. This is a crucial period in
the life of your business and you should be right there on
top of everything. It only takes a minute for a molehill
to become a mountain. You are the only one who will
recognize these molehills in time.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Traffic is rough today so be careful every minute you are
on the road. Drive defensively. Try to handle problems as
they arise and things will go more smoothly for you. The
promotion you have been working for could come through
for you today and that puts everyone in a great mood.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Tempers may be very close to the surface and it would be
wise to treat everyone with an extra dose of courtesy
and kindness so as to short circuit any budding feuds.
Search for hidden clauses in all contracts today as
there is a possibility of an 'I gotcha" in one. Keep
alert and the truth will not elude you in these matters.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Someone close to you will confide her/his love and dreams
to you today and you are amazed. You have wanted to open
up to this person but you were sure she/he cared more for
someone else, but now you are on cloud nine and the two
of you start on your wedding plans.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Financial worries beset you now and you spend most of your
day worrying until you realize that work, not worry will
get you over the hump. Pay close attention to details and
put those new plans into operation. Soon you will have
those financial problems all taken care of. Offer employees
fresh incentives to be more productive.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Today you should receive that all important call and you
jump at it. You may be in a dead end job with no chance
of advancement and have had your feelers out for a new
position with an up and coming new company. This promises
to be the way to go. A loved one is with you one hundred
percent on your change.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Hell hath no fury--- it would be a good thing to watch your
back, figuratively speaking, of course, for awhile. At
least until a certain person calms down. There could be
some disquieting episodes at work but you handle them with
your usual tact and diplomacy.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Your ship finally comes in but be careful as it is not yet
firmly tied to the dock. No one knows your business better
than you do. Shore up your business as best you can by
paying close attention to the weakest areas. Assign key
people to handle the parts that are running smoothly and
you handle the rest.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Someone out there thinks of you as easy prey and will make
their move accordingly. You are not as gullible as thought
and you are able to recognize the con when it is put forth
and send them packing. Be cautious on the job today as
there may be a few minor mishaps.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Friends and loved ones lean more and more on you for
spiritual guidance as they sense your psychic energy.
Your love life should be noticeably picking up. Mar-
ried people will feel more drawn towards a loved one.
You will do well at work, and will have a lot of
positive new ideas.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Your energies are around normal levels, but your reasoning
ability will be enhanced. Take advantage of this time by
addressing the most unpleasant areas of your life that
require this type of logical approach. Pay close attention
to the hidden messages in the songs of children, many gems
have been mined like this.






 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 569 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sat, Jun 24, 2000 (18:44) * 35 lines 
 
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Saturday June 24, 2000
Gemini, you're at the point in your 4-week energy cycle
where it would be good for you to go through a debriefing.
It's important for you to make emotional contact with
people who are your true friends. Your hopes, dreams and
wishes can come and go, but friends are forever. It would
make you feel good to contact a close friend today. You
don't need to have something important to say. It's the
contact that counts.
( and I have some who will be in my heart forever)

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Saturday June 24, 2000
Today you're entering the fourth and final week of the
energy cycle you began back on June 4. You're running low
on energy now, so don't push yourself. If you have been
using your time and energy well, it's time now to relax and
enjoy the fruits of your labor. If you haven't fared well
during these past three weeks, it's time to say "oops" or
"aw shucks" and forgive yourself. Promise yourself you'll
do much better during your next energy cycle, which starts
a week from today on Saturday, July 1.
(Oh Dear - down time for your birthday??!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Saturday June 24, 2000
All work and no play makes Sagittarius a dull person.
Psychologists say that one sign of a healthy person is his
or her ability to play. What have you done lately for the
sheer, childlike pleasure of enjoying yourself? Today is a
good day for you to create a happy, entertaining experience
for yourself. Go to a movie. Have a date. Eat an ice cream
cone. Do anything that's fun for you. It'll do your heart good.
(Fooling around in the pool??!!)


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 570 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 25, 2000 (15:51) * 50 lines 
 
June 25, 2000

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Sunday June 25, 2000
I'm a Sagittarian and I'm proud of it! SAGITTARIUS is my
high-minded, philosophical and intelligent side. I enjoy
learning about the world-at-large. I'm searching for
meaning and purpose in my life. I need something to get
religious about. My life is a never-ending Vision Quest. I
have a strong moral sense. I'm eager to publicize my
knowledge and learning. I tend to exaggerate. I can be
long-winded, extravagant, and overly generous.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Sunday June 25, 2000
I'm a Libra and I'm proud of it! LIBRA is my nice,
co-operative, peace-loving, diplomatic type. I want to
share my life with a partner who treats me like an equal. I
value being in a relationship. I have good people skills. I
dislike making decisions by myself. I can look at life from
perspectives other than my own. If I can, I always avoid an
argument. I want everyone to receive fair, equal and civil
treatment. I have a vain and envious streak.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Sunday June 25, 2000
I'm a Cancer and I'm proud of it! CANCER is my soft,
sentimental, feeling side. I'm a good caretaker. I love to
give and receive nurturance. I need to feel safe and
secure. I enjoy depending on others and having them depend
on me. I like to feel needed. I need the feeling of
belonging. I'm sympathetic, vulnerable, and sensitive. I
take things personally. I'm family-oriented. I like to be
warm and personal. I tend to smother the people I love.
(Smother me!!! Please! I shall nurture you!)

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Sunday June 25, 2000
I'm a Gemini, and I'm proud of it! GEMINI is my funny,
humorous, friendly, light-hearted, Peter Pan side. I'm a
natural born communicator. I've got good social skills. I'm
bright, witty, knowledgeable, and perceptive. I have an
insatiable curiosity. I need lots of stimulation. I trip
lightly through life. I'm adaptable, flexible and
versatile. I'm a fast learner. I'm a jack-of-all-trades. I
love gossip and hate making decisions. I get scattered easily.
(*grin* - that's me all over)





 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 571 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 25, 2000 (22:18) * 31 lines 
 
June 26, 2000

EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Today is a day to enjoy just BEING. Open yourself to the
wonders of nature, the universe, and of YOU! You can choose
a new path, and the beauty of it is, there is no need to
struggle or push today. The future is unfolding with promise
and delight, so just take it all in. And, take some time to
play today.

FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Self-esteem issues may surface today. Remember that
self-respect is even more important than the respect of
others, so start there. Others may not be seeing you clearly
right now, so put little weight on external opinions. If they
are wrong, it will soon come to light.

AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
You will likely be in an introverted, 'I want to be alone'
type of mood today, or alternatively, for those who work or
spend a lot of time alone, you'll be chafing at your
isolation. Regardless of your mood, make sure you don't
reject, out of hand, good advice or leadership from others.

WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
A father, or a respected person or advisor could figure
prominently today - and you'll be glad of the advice or
guidance you receive. It is a great day for dealings with
the government, bosses, and bureaucrats. If you need to make
some decisions today, do so with a level head and firm hand.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 572 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Sun, Jun 25, 2000 (23:58) * 11 lines 
 
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Monday June 26, 2000

Are you happy, Sagittarius? Abraham Lincoln said, "You're
about as happy as you make up your mind to be." You're at
that point in your monthly energy cycle where Life is
asking you how happy you're willing to be. Today, it's time
to make up your mind to let happiness happen in your life.
No matter how old you are, there's a little kid in you who
wants to enjoy life. Just say yes!



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 573 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (00:10) * 26 lines 
 
June 26, 2000

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Monday June 26, 2000
Gemini, during this winding down period in your energy
cycle, it's good to have a supportive group or at least a
friend to reassure you that you're not alone. No one can
live in a vacuum. Engaging in friendly group efforts or
projects now may be just what the doctor ordered to get you
in touch with others like yourself. Take a friend to lunch.
Better yet, get a group of friends together after work, let
your hair down and enjoy yourself.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Monday June 26, 2000
Cancer, you're in the final week of your monthly energy
cycle. It's a good time to ask your Self: "Do I have a game
plan for my life? Do I keep on making the same old
mistakes? Albert Einstein said, "Insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting a different result." If
you've been spinning your wheels for the past three weeks
and "getting nowhere fast," maybe your life needs a
purpose. "What is the use of living if it be not to make
this world a better place for those who live in it after we
are gone?" (Winston Churchill)



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 574 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (13:11) * 100 lines 
 
June 26, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21-April 20)
Times and employers have changed over the years and it has been
a few since you had to look for a job, but a friend puts you on
to a prospect and you apply and find just what you wanted, and
the salary is right, along with the hours and working conditions.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
A new person at work gives the impression of a know it all and
mean tempered, take time to get to know this person and you may
find that he or she is only suffering from first day nerves,
and since everyone is different, this is the way it is shown.
You help and see the change in attitude.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You will be getting some good advice from someone you have
trusted with your secrets in the past, and this would be a
good time to listen to this person as he only has your best
interest at heart and could keep you from getting into some
very bad trouble, which you can't easily get out of.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Although you hate a liar and will fall out with someone for
life because of it, you are not above telling a few yourself,
and this one will get you into more trouble than you can
imagine if you don't stop what you are doing and confess
immediately, before someone tells the secret first.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
True love matters and you make it work for your marriage. A
new position at work brings you more prestige with coworkers.
An Aries may be walking on the fighting side of you today but
you stand your ground and everything works out just the way
you wanted it too.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Love with Leo could be a fiery affair, and worth the trouble
if you want to pursue it, one thing for sure, it will never
be a dull life. A Scorpio boss may be on the warpath today
so if you have outside work to do this would be the day for
it.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Libra is living a lucky life today as everything he or she
attempts come through with flying colors and turns to gold
in the bank. Get those new ideas up and going today, before
someone else beats you to them. Luck won't last forever so
strike while you have the advantage.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Being a scorpion and a tad too pushy will get you absolutely
nowhere in the love department as your loved one has more
fight than you expected and won't put up with a lot of foolish-
ness, so, of course, you sweeten up. Watch that Scorpio sting,
it can bring you a lot of woes.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
At home you will find your loved one warming up as you and the
spouse reaffirm your love for one another and discover a whole
new closeness. A good day for getting promoted on the job as
today you can do no wrong and you feel yourself clicking like
clockwork.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
A wonderful invitation to go out on the town comes from the
person you have been wanting to go out with. Try not to go
alone into any unsavory neighborhoods today as there may be
danger lurking nearby. Whatever your business there, take a
companion with you.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
The boss is not having a good day so this would not be a good
time to be late for work or draw attention to yourself in any
other way. The local morning news will hold a surprise for
you if not a downright shock. All quiet on the home front
until evening when you will have to deal with the morning
shock.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Weather permitting, this would be a good morning to start your
day off with a brisk walk or jog around the block before you
get into your daily activities. Your coworkers are glad you
are around to spread your cheer and goodwill. Work should be
a breeze for you today as you get right into the swing of
things.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 575 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (21:18) * 100 lines 
 
June 26, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Aries the ram may be climbing mountains that are a little too
steep in places, but you will see the light today and head
for the nearest plateau. A promotion at work is just what the
doctor ordered to get you back on track. Plan a quiet evening
at home and let your nerves settle down.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
An e-mail message may have you standing on your head in
anticipation of finally meeting this dream that you have
been conversing with for months. Be sure that when you
do meet it is in a well populated place and not alone,
until you are well acquainted with him/her.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Mountain climbing may not be this sea goats favorite past
time so it is best not to go around making mountains out
of molehills and asking for trouble and/or disappointment
in your affairs. A coworker may exhibit some jealousy
today as you collect kudos at work.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Don't let wild imaginations run away with you today as you
try to project what someone is likely to do or not do.
Actions taken could be for several different reasons and
you may not even be close to figuring this person out. Let
your nerves relax and unwind as you wait for a more
positive action or word.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
An overbearing person at work may have you so incensed today
that you feel like just walking out on the job. Don't ever
do that as your reputation follows you to the next one, be-
sides, it is always easier to find another place of employ-
ment when you are already employed.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Even though you are no longer a child you still feel like
saying, "Mother, please, I'd rather do it myself" when a
doting parent tries to help you out of a spot you are in.
Being an adult, and sure of your own inner strength, you
should use your strength to accept gracefully and not
injure loving feelings.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A spouse may be pulling all the work load he or she can at
the moment and you step forward to ease the burden to the
best of your ability, and that is a considerable amount as
you have abilities that have not even been tested yet, but
your 'I can do it' attitude sees you through.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
While love is beautiful and grand it is still not the end
all and the be all of your life, so if this person drives
you to the brink of sanity or otherwise causes you much
unrest you might want to meditate along the lines of: is
it love, or is it codependency. You will see the difference.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Family affairs take up most of your time and thought today
as a young one may be ill and you will be involved in his
or her recuperation process. Don't hesitate today to make
room for an in-law who will stay with you for the duration
of the illness and contribute professional care and advice.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Put off making any firm decisions today as the chances are
good that you will not be able to make them stick, and if
you have to back down, or change your position on certain
matters, it could cause you a loss of prestige in the work
place. Plan a quiet get together with friends tonight.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Someone you have put off confronting lately finally steps
forward and forces the issue, if you stand your ground and
hold fast to your convictions you may be able to make this
person see reason and logic in what you have accomplished
without him or her.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Visitors from afar descend on you today and catch you un-
prepared, but you are the kind of person who excels when
faced with a challenge and soon have everyone settled and
happy. Children may not want to give up their room, even
for a short term visit, but you find bribery works wonders.



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 576 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (21:20) * 31 lines 
 
June 26, 2000

EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Oops - that beacon of light you thought you saw on the
horizon has disappeared in the mist. Not a problem - maybe
it's better to have the chance to choose your own route and
not follow someone's else beckoning. Listen to your teachers,
and then do what YOU think is right.

FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
If you are faced with a confrontation you have two choices.
If it is clear that the battle is a losing one, then cut your
losses and try again another day. However, if the issues are
clear and worthwhile, may your stand and never mind what
others think. A clean fight may clear the air.

AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
Joy and attainment mark this day as your goals come to
fruition. A ray of sunshine lights up your life, and you
are blessed in friends, family, optimism and satisfaction.
Get outside if you can and dance in the sunshine.

WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
You may be feeling a bit like the butterfly who is afraid
to leave the cocoon today. What are you afraid of? If you
have to deal with some unwelcome changes or disappointing
legal decisions, take the bull by the horns and do what
needs to be done to give your spirit free rein to start
anew.




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 577 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (22:54) * 19 lines 
 
CANCER:

The sign of Cancer is ruled by the Moon. Physically it is related to the
breasts and stomach. It is said to have a feminine nature, and is
therefore more reactive in its energy. It is a Water sign, and as such is
connected to the world of emotion and the instincts. It is also a Cardinal
sign, which means that planets placed here will express themselves in a
very dynamic fashion - especially in matters connected with care and
protection. This sign is associated with motherhood and the family.
There is a great sensitivity on an inner level, but rather a secretive
nature. Loyalty and attachment, sentimentality and hanging on to the
past, are all characteristics associated with Cancer.

Planets in this sign will often reflect a vulnerable character and
oversensitive nature. There is also a possessive streak, and a tendency
to be emotionally smothering. Nevertheless Cancer confers a strong
intuitive nature and deeply-held feelings. There is a strong attachment to
the home and awareness of the environment. Planets in Cancer come to
expression most clearly in connection with the home and family.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 578 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (23:49) * 43 lines 
 
June 27, 2000

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Tuesday June 27, 2000
Cancer, you're at the point in your four-week energy cycle
where it would be good for you to go through a debriefing.
It's important for you to make emotional contact with
people who are your true friends. Your hopes, dreams and
wishes can come and go, but friends are forever. It would
make you feel good to contact a close friend today. You
don't need to have something important to say. It's the
contact that counts.
(so many straight lines and so public this topic....)

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Tuesday June 27, 2000
Gemini, if you're spinning your wheels and can't get your
focus, or if you're feeling like you're in limbo, don't
panic. There's nothing wrong. Tomorrow is the last day of
your current 4-week energy cycle. It's normal for you to
feel like withdrawing. This is a good time to sit back and
evaluate how well you're handling the art of living. Are
you okay with the way you've spent these last 4 weeks of
your life? Do you have the sense that you're living your
( it was a very slow day - my gentlemen were busy or whatever..sigh!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Tuesday June 27, 2000
Sagittarius, you possess within yourself, at every moment
of your life, under all circumstances, the power to
transform the quality of your life. You're at that place in
your monthly energy cycle where a shift is needed in your
attitude toward yourself. Life is trying to make you happy.
Are you ready and willing to give up your limitations?
Today, be willing to see yourself differently. "Don't find
fault. Find a remedy." (Henry Ford)
(Go Terry!)
life or that life is living you? In two days, you'll be
starting a new energy cycle. It's time to warm up your
dream machine. If you don't have a dream, how can you have
a dream come true?




 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 579 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Mon, Jun 26, 2000 (23:55) * 16 lines 
 
For Lance whose mother is undergoing open heart surgery, Hugs and love!

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Tuesday June 27, 2000
Your current energy cycle peaked two days ago. The wave of
energy you experienced then has still not subsided. Today
your emotions are more intense than usual. You can tell by
the way people are reacting to you. You may be drawn to
certain types of people you normally don't approach. You're
experiencing feelings and moods very different from your
normal self. What was going on with you two days ago? Are
you feeling now what was too deep or strong for you to feel
back then? If you're feeling strange or confused, talk to a
close friend or anybody you can totally trust. Get it off
your chest!



 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 580 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Tue, Jun 27, 2000 (12:48) * 1 lines 
 
I keep hearing about these new energy cycles, they keep coming in waves.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 581 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Tue, Jun 27, 2000 (14:17) * 1 lines 
 
Yup....and mine are all mental. I seem to lack the energy to do stuff like weeding and scrubbing floors willingly.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 582 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Wed, Jun 28, 2000 (00:58) * 95 lines 
 
June 28, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Take A relaxing walk out doors and you will find that is what
is needed to lift up your spirits and relieve any stress that
you may feel. You will also find that it will have a positive
impact on your mood; an evening with friends completes your
rejuvenation.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Try to pay off old debts before you gather up a new one. This
will able you to prevent stress and worries that may occur in
the future when you could be overloaded with debt and under-
loaded with cash. A domestic dispute is ended today.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Call a friend that you have not talked to for a while. You will
find that the conversation will be refreshing and very enjoyable.
You could set up a luncheon or dinner date and get reacquainted.
Children will need your firm support today.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today is a good day to quit that bad habit that you have been
wanting to stop. You will find out that it is not as hard as
you had thought it to be. You have the total will and control
today that it will take to replace it with something healthy.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
A quiet night at home is just what the doctor ordered. It is
the perfect plan for you tonight. The relaxation will be
welcomed by your body and mind. recharging your batteries is
important today for a number of reasons.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Be cautious if you decide to travel today. Pay attention
to what you are doing while you are on the road. Pre-
vention will be your main concern today as you find your
mind not concentrating on what you are doing, in all of
your daily tasks, not just driving.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
A temptation is likely to occur today. Keep in mind that a
few minutes of pleasure or fun could badly affect you in
the future. Better to give up a little pleasure than to
suffer the consequences. You married for better or worse,
don't make it worse by your actions.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
A child will look to you for advice for a solution to a
problem that he or she is having. Keep an open ear and
answer honestly to the best of your ability. He or she
will always be thankful that he has a person like you
to talk to and he will hold this dear to his heart.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Concentrate on finishing undone projects that have been
postponed. The sense of accomplishment can prove to be
very rewarding. The results will turn out better than
expected. Nose to the grindstone is the only accepted
position for you today if you expect to get that raise.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Stubbornness could be a problem for you today. It will
irritate your mate or loved one. Consideration is the
best policy. This can reverse the problem and the
relationship will start to bloom. Your take charge
attitude comes in handy at work today.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
An out of town call brings good news today. Plans for the
day should involve a lot of physical activity as you seem
to have an over abundant amount of energy. Try a long
walk, you will find it very enjoyable and refreshing.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
A new love may not be for you as this person has a long
track record of short affairs and you are looking for
someone to go through life with, better keep shopping
around. Friends ask you out tonight and perhaps intro-
duce you to someone that puts the other person right in
the shade.




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EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

You may be better off spending some time alone today, rather
than trying to get others to see eye to eye with you and
cheer you on. Total understanding and agreement is not
absolutely necessary in a relationship - look for areas
where there is harmony, and let the rest be.
June 28, 2000

FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
You may find yourself surrounded with external negativity
this week. It is a good time to shore up your defences, both
external and internal, but also to examine your inner
strength. The petty problems and negativities of others
should not alter your own course. Stand firm.

AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
Someone or something from your past could turn up today and
light up your future. It is possible this person or
situation will present an opportunity to clear up old
misunderstandings or hurt feelings, so be ready to take
advantage of this chance to release buried negativities.

WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Feeling victimized or unfairly attacked may dent your
emotions today, but there is no need to dwell on bygones.
Take a few minutes to reflect on the situation, then pick
up the pieces and you will find a new and clear playing
field.



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 Response 584 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 29, 2000 (00:17) * 40 lines 
 
June 29, 2000

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Thursday June 29, 2000

Cancer, if you're spinning your wheels and can't get your
focus, or if you're feeling like you're in limbo, don't
panic. There's nothing wrong. Tomorrow is the last day of
your current four-week energy cycle. It's normal for you to
feel like withdrawing. This is a good time to sit back and
evaluate how well you're handling the art of living. Are
you OK with the way you've spent these last four weeks of
your life? Do you have the sense that you're living your
life or that life is living you? In two days, you'll be
starting a new energy cycle. It's time to warm up your
dream machine. If you don't have a dream, how can you have
a dream come true?

Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Thursday June 29, 2000
Gemini, you're beginning a new 4-week energy cycle today.
You're "in the zone." The Force is with you and waiting for
your command. What do you want? What is your intent and
purpose for the month ahead? Right NOW, tell your Self, "I
want ______." Be specific. In your mind's eye, see it
happening. In your tummy, feel that it's a done deal.
Smile! Your wish is the Force's command. Expect to start
seeing results around July 12-13.
(Oh no....not more men wanting me to have their children?!)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
Thursday June 29, 2000
Sagittarius, today you're entering the third week of the
energy cycle you began back on Thursday, June 15. You're
now at the halfway point. It's time to see the consequences
of what you've been up to for the past two weeks. Check
your calendar to see where you were, who you were with, and
what you were doing back around June 2. During the next few
days, it would be good to follow up on, or put to rest,
what you were doing back then.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 585 of 1288: on the porch (sprin5) * Thu, Jun 29, 2000 (04:05) * 1 lines 
 
Today's the meeting about Austen University, it's at 10 am and I still need a mock up page showing courses we could hold. I also am very busy on the Cedar Creek property. Someone has offered to buy firth.com. Should we sell firth.com, hold another pledge drive or work together to build Austin University. I overwhelmingly favor the third of these alternatives for Sprign fundraising, but we're going to have to harmonize and work with each other.


 Topic 4 of 32 [today]: today's horoscope
 Response 586 of 1288: Marcia  (MarciaH) * Thu, Jun 29, 2000 (11:59) * 270 lines 
 
July Overview

Astrological overview for the month: The big news is a series of
"bookend" eclipse occurring at the first and the last of the month. Then,
right smack in the middle, there's another one. And the beginning of the
month is a Cancer time, too, and this sign is intimately associated with
the Moon.

But beside the lunar and solar cycles, there's also Jupiter, sitting
still at the very entrance to Gemini, and I'm sure this is causing a
degree of consternation there, like having a friend stuck half in and
half out the front door. Mercury goes direct in Cancer around the same
time of the middle eclipse, and Cancer is stuck with Mr. Mars for the
duration of the month, too. Venus moves from Cancer right on through Leo,
and that's going to bring a little bit of welcome relief of sorts, to
certain fire signs. "But what's that all mean?" Read on.

Questions about your own chart? Questions about what is coming up, just
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Aries : This month reminds me of a single event in my life, sort of a
compressed time event. The influences in your life will leave you feeling
like I did, one fateful morning while standing in line to get my hard
earned American Dollars converted to English Pounds. Between the
eclipses, the retrogrades, and the position of Jupiter, you've got a lot
of influences pushing on you. What does it feel like? It's like standing
in that line, after an overnight coach flight -- sitting next to someone
who insisted on reading a book the whole time instead of sleeping --
although, sleeping on an overnight flight to England is a little
difficult at best. So compound this image with lots of Jet Lag. Then
imagine yourself in in a foreign land where the native tongue is supposed
to be one that you understand. Then imagine yourself standing behind a
guy speaking flawless French, holding onto his French girlfriend, and the
pair of them are wearing Cowboy Boots. Manly Footwear. Pointy toes,
riding heels, the real thing. Probably manufactured in West Texas.
There's just something which doesn't quite add up. It left me with a
little bit of a shock, almost too much, and it left me at a point where I
couldn't say anything. This is a month where you're going to find
yourself, more than once, staring at some vision, a scene, some event,
where you just can't quite form words to explain the incongruities. Don't
try. Remember, it's just passing moment of confusion, and it will all
make sense (maybe not) later. Just pull out your money and hand it over
to the counter agent. Sometimes, like this month, it's better not to ask
questions. And as long as your handing out money, remember your astrology
buddy. You know the number.

Taurus : At this point in my life, I have written so much about Mercury
Retrograde, and I have been haunted so much by what I've written that I
loathe having to ever type those words again. Or utter them in a
sentence. Of course, Mercury Retrograde is a natural cycle of beginnings,
middles, and endings. There is no surprise there. And this month really
doesn't hold too many surprises for Taurus. There's a long month
punctuated by a series of reviews while you go back and visit past places
and events. This might be literal, like a trip back to the country (or
county in some cases) where you were raised, or it might be on that big
screen video system in your Taurus brain (with surround sound). Part of
this is Mercury, part of this the eclipses, and part of this is the end
of the Saturn season. Now, there is a degree of long sought after reward
coming up -- better yet, there's a good chance that this reward gets here
before the end of the month. This is an opportunity to see a culmination
of the review sessions you've experienced all month long. Wait until
Mercury gets out of the way, though, before you announce that you've got
the whole picture in focus. And don't spend that big check until it
clears the bank.

Gemini : Remember when I was admonishing Gemini to "chop wood and carry
water"? It's an old Zen expression, and it suggests that you roll up your
sleeves and do a little bit of dirty work, that manual labor stuff. I was
stuck on a road crew once with a Gemini, and that particular character
made the work go a lot easier because of the non=ADstop entertainment
Gemini factor. I did notice, however, that I seemed to be using the
shovel a little more than the Gemini. This month, the only planet really
in your sign is Jupiter. The Mercury thing is at the first of the month,
and then there's a Venus thing a little later. This adds up to some hard
work around the house. And I'm back to the idea that you could be doing
something good like gardening. Or pick your choice of home improvement
ideas. Even though the retrograde and assorted astrological events are
over before the end of the month, and even though the final third of the
month is "supposed" to be good, there's still a catch. Throttle back on
the Gemini ability to talk about how good things are until next month.
These eclipse patterns are going to wind you up some, and you don't need
to be like that Gemini I worked with on the road crew, more talk than
action.

Cancer : What would you do if you won the lottery? The first thing that
comes to my Cancer's mind is pay off some old debts, maybe spruce up the
trailer a little, see about getting new blocks for the car in the parking
space (it's a classic you know, the car, not the blocks), and celebrate a
little. Got the correct imagine here? I'm telling you about an
uproariously happy time. And I'm trying to stress this sort of thought
pattern for you. What with the big hue and cry about the eclipses, and
the thought that this stuff is actually going to work out, there is a
winning combination in this month, if you are willing to look for it.
"What chew mean, 'winning combination'? That like numbers to win with?"
Not exactly. If I could actually pick winning lottery numbers, would I be
writing this stuff? But it does mean that you've got a weird, lucky break
which comes from some corner of the sky where you least expect it. And
there's a chance, actually, three chances, that you've got to make this
work. Since the odds are really against a big lottery win, I can't
promise that. But there is an opportunity or two (or three) for similar
type of gain for you. You benefit from acting like you can win this month.

Leo : This eclipse pattern, this month, is compounded by a couple of
factors. You've got Venus dragging herself all over you right now. The
last time that happened, it wasn't exactly a happy time, so it's not like
you're all smiles about this one, either. And the pernicious, but
ultimately harmless Mercury thing is happening in the sign that comes
right before the Majestic Leo, again, this isn't the most opportune of
times. Finally, there's that eclipse pattern itself. But wait, before you
shoot the astrologer, or even before you consider taking aim on my beady
little head, let me remind you that some of this works out to be pretty
good. There's a long haul to the good stuff, though, and it's matter of
keeping yourself together until we all arrive at that good stuff. Now,
let's review some facts: no one knows how to party like Leo. There is a
great window for a Leo like party coming at the end of the month. Getting
to the end of the month is going to be a chore. The harder you work at
seemingly mindless tasks and redundant errors in the first part of the
month only serves to make the victory at the end of the month feel ever
so much sweeter.

Virgo : Mercury Retrogrades usually affect you guys pretty hard. It's not
the planet itself, not this time, it's everyone else. And as much as you
would like to just "go to your room" and lock the door, it doesn't always
work that way. Until the sun slides into Leo, really late in the month,
you're going to find that you get an undue amount of attention. And with
the planets behaving in this fashion, it's not exactly the kind of
attention that you want. It's nice to be loved, but it sometimes hurts a
little when you find out that you're being loved for the wrong reasons.
And then there's the "emergency" urgency which comes with this month. You
find yourself stuck cleaning up other folks' messes. It's not exactly
what you had in mind for the month. But there's a bright spot to this, if
you can adjust your Virgo way of thinking, because this sort of emergency
clean up service is right up your Virgo alley way. So it's no use trying
to hide from it all, and let's face it, no one will help us have better
time than a good Virgo this month. Enjoy what you can of the eclipses.

Libra : I'm judiciously not quoting from Shakespeare's King Lear this
month, although, for a small section of the sky, the dire words about
eclipse and portents thereof would certainly fit for some of my Libra
friends. Regrettably, it's just going to be a weird month. Best thing to
do is grab the family, or the kids, or the wife, or the significant
other, and head yourself right on out to a vacation spot. I don't want to
look like I'm a die hard Texan, but the Gulf Coat (oft referred to as the
"Third Coast") would be an ideal choice this month. Lazy days frolicking
on the beach, summer nights in the open air cantinas, work in a little
fishing, get one of the good Gulf Coast guides to take you out for a
little deep sea adventure, it just looks too inviting right now. What you
need to be careful about, though, is checking the voice mail, or the
office e-mail, or anything that remotely resembles that sort of endeavor.
This is supposed to be a vacation month. And the more time you spend out
of touch, the better you will feel. Mercury is guaranteed to make you
feel like you're out of it, so why not make it literal? And those
problems back home that you have no control over? You can have the
perfect excuse this month: "I was on vacation, and I didn't know my pager
(cell phone, computer, global positioning device) was out of range...."

Scorpio : I keep a rotating stock of reference books on a shelf right
over my desk. This collection of reference material varies every so
often. Sometimes, depending on my moods, it's got the annals of great
Western Civilization as the bulk of the contents. Sadly, that turns out
to be a bunch of stuff written in the last two thousand years by dead
white guys. Other times, I have some trashy material, Science Fiction,
Romance, or even some New Age stuff, perhaps something like the classic
"Zen Flesh, Zen Bones." In the Northern Hemisphere, it's the heights of
the summer months, and it's hot. And with the present disposition of the
planets, I would suggest that the best bet for right now is to rotate
your personal literary reference shelf, like I do. You need something
different for a little while. When Mercury is retrograde, you're going to
find yourself forced back to the all time classics, the "dead white guys"
material. But keep one eye looking forward because there is some good
stuff coming up. The effect of the Mercury period is not as deleterious
on you as it is on other folks. And it's not such a bad thing, either.
It's going to give you chance, as this month gets a little older, to
broaden some of the material that you're reading. Like rotating stock on
my reference shelf, you want to consider finding something a little less
filling to read right now. Around here, it's called "summer reading
material" but you can call it whatever you want. Try using something from
a different genre just to make sure you've got a good way of looking at
things this month. If you need further suggestion, two authors readily
come to mind. While their material is packaged as summer reading, I'm
sure the Scorpio side of you can see through the fluff. (Suggested
authors this month? Rudolfo Anya and Leslie Marmon Silko.)

Sagittarius : The first part of this month is simple because it deals
with a situation, astrologically speaking, where you are concerned with
the Mercury Retrograde effect. That means old business, old friends, past
significant others, former scenarios, and perhaps even some bait left
over a from a long time ago. In most of these examples, it's really not
much of a problem. Like my tattoo, though, with a little arrow forever
pointing forward, your inherent Sagittarius nature wants to keep covering
new ground rather than digging up the old stuff and examining yet one
more time. That's part of the problem this month, because the first part
of the month will unearth some old stuff which really needs to be looked
at. The second part of the month, and it divides itself neatly along a
Mercury line, has to do with opening up new business opportunities and
crossing territories that offer wide open vistas that you never
considered before. You're going to find yourself back to the true nature
of your Sagittarius self as the sudden change in a planet's apparent
direction swings from "old stuff" to "new horizons." What more could a
Sagittarius ask for?

Capricorn : Being heavily affiliated the planet Saturn has some good
points. I'm not sure what these points are because I couldn't find them
in any of the modern astrology text books. But if you'll humor me this
month, I think that you will find that you can make it through the
weirdness that the universe is shoveling your way. I realize that the
term "shoveling" might have some pejorative denotations for the way you
feel like most of this month, but to be fair, the planets have delivered
an old load of material which desperately needs your review and revision
process. It's like one of my old grammar teachers -- the guy would stop
reading one of my papers whenever he encountered an egregious
typographical mistake. The temptation this month is to attempt to fix
more than one mistake at a time. That doesn't work. The correct course of
action, against my better judgment, is to correct that single mistake,
print the paper again, and shoot it back. You need to pay attention to
this process. Of course, if you're not careful, plotting, plodding and
even pedantic with your work habits, then this all goes out the window.
Fix the problems, one at a time. It might feel like you're using a spade
compared to the planets' shovel, but more than one of my teachers has
suggested that I used a shovel. Stick to fixing one problem at a time
because otherwise, you're going to find that you get as scattered as the
average Sagittarius scholar.

Aquarius : In the midst of the summer (it is summer in Texas), there's
always a bit of lull in the activity. We get these days when there is
nothing better to do than sit on the porch, in the evening's fading
twilight, sip a cool glass of ice tea, and look out over the front yard.
The first stars of the night begin to creep into the short darkness. The
rose colored sunset fades to a deep amber hue, and you begin thinking
that life is good again because the AC is broken, and now that the sun's
down, you can get cooled off. There's a window of time, this month, and
it's like those short summer nights in Texas, it's not a very long period
when you've got some work you can get out of the way. The problem you're
facing this month, and this gets a lot more pronounced as the month gets
older, is that you're sorely tempted to spend the cool evenings of the
month sipping that tea instead of tending to what needs to be tended to.
When you get presented with a "window of opportunity" this month, and
there are several, then take advantage of said window. You're tempted to
avoid it all today, and that's not an advisable course of action.

Pisces : There comes a point in every person's life when you have no
choice (the plot device is such that it always appears like you have no
choice), you can only take so much, and you reach that breaking point,
and suddenly you're a little ballistic, you know, careening around with
no control surfaces which seem to work. There is at least one school of
astrological thought which suggests that you can't control a Pisces
anyway which only contributes an unsteady image to this already unstable
imagery. The eclipse can be good for you, but you've got to be willing to
work with what's there. Deal with what's been dealt to you this month.
Don't rely on apparent promises of associates to deliver hardware that
you know might, or might not, be coming through. You can't count on your
old friend "Bubba" to come through with their latest piece of fishing
tackle which is something that you feel like you desperately need this
month, nope, you can't count on Bubba to do deliver right now. You can
count on being able to do it your Pisces self, though. So be extra
careful about relying on the words and deeds of others this month, and as
long as the moon is playing tag like this, then consider taking care of
it yourself. You'll be happier, I'm sure.

(c) Kramer Wetzel 1999, Y2K

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June 29, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today you feel the need to experience closeness with a family
member. Don't shy away from this feeling. Spend some quality
time with this person and you will feel the relationship be-
come stronger. This person will soon open up to you.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Work will be a breeze for you today. Things seem extra pleasant
and you seem to be on top of the world. Share some of your feel-
ings with someone around you that is not feeling real chipper;
you will be extremely surprised on how your upbeat mood helped
to cheer them up.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
The twins are tugging on one another today. You find it a bit
hard to make a decision. Let some time pass and you will find
that the right thing to do is opened before your very eyes
and your doubt will melt away like a snowball in the middle
of June.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today is a good day to take the family and do something special
with them. A movie, a dinner out, or just sitting around talk-
ing will bring much needed closeness, comfort and joy. The
family will seem to blossom with practicing this once in
awhile.

LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
You will hear great news from out of town today. It will be
music to your ears. Your spirit is lifted and you feel like
you are on top of the world. A night out with your mate
brings back the passion in your life, things are looking up
for you.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Someone will ask a favor of you today and you will feel like
it was a little too much to ask, however it will be very
important for you to help this person out. If you remember
the saying do onto others as you would have them do on to
you you will find great peace in your spirit and you will see
that it was worth helping this person.

LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
The scales seem to be very much in balance for you today. Work
will go extremely smooth and the evening is very pleasant also.
Peace and harmony go hand in hand today. You will find it very
easy to plan that vacation that you have been wanting to take.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Bad news seems to have you in a gloomy mood today. The person
that you consider most dear will feel your pain and will show
you that you are loved very much. It seems to help bring you
up to par to have this special person in your life. Hang in
there you will get through this just fine.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A child in your life needs to spend some time with you today.
The child may feel somewhat depressed. But you have just the
right words to help him get over this. Set aside some extra
time with him and you will see his mood change for the better
almost instantly.

CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
You run into an old friend today when you lest expect it. This
may trigger a temptation or two but you will be strong enough
to resist. A pleasant hello or a small chat is all that is
needed. This person may try to get you to do something that
you really don't want to do. Be strong and resist.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A recent purchase has you wondering if you may have made a
mistake in buying it. Give it a second chance and you will
find that it was not such a bad mistake at all. You are a
bit more sensitive today than you usually are; hang in
there and you will see that every thing will be just fine.

PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Out of town visitors keep you very busy today. You will
enjoy the job of entertaining your guests but the day
leaves you exhausted and you find bed time a welcome
event. Your guest are very much enjoying their visit
for it is one that they will remember for a long time.




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June 30, 2000

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
A loved one will be asked to do something that he or she really
does not want to do. With your love and support he or she will
find the task goes a lot easier. Your consideration in helping
him or her through this leaves you feeling good inside, your
love knows no bounds.

TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
The atmosphere at work will be very tense today, but try not
to let it interfere with your work as it clears up by quit-
ting time. A night of relaxation is just what you need to
settle down. A warm bath and little quiet time will get you
back on track.

GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
You will find an expensive item that you lost awhile back. You
will be on the top of the world for the rest of the day now
that you found it. You will realize that more organization
will help you keep up with your possessions a lot easier.
Spend some free time getting organized.

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Today you will get some advice a